Haiku

[SHISHKABOB]

I made a haiku about a cow:

Look a nice fat cow
It sits and it eats all day
Until it gets KILLED

[Frattimonde]

Haikus are so weird, sry.

[ShadowGonissa]

Haikus are cool, if you take them seriously.

People in forums
They're ranting unprofoundly
Tears for decency

[Frattimonde]

Haikus are cool, if you take them seriously.

People in forums
They're ranting unprofoundly
Tears for decency

I just get confused ok?

[IrishDutchman]

Apples on trees.
Glistening in the sunshine.
I'm getting hungry.

Wow, take that sick free-style impro Haiku!

[kongurous]

I made a haiku about a cow:

Look a nice fat cow
It sits and it eats all day
Until it gets KILLED

How morbid.

[Magmaniac]

Killed is two syllables. Kill|ed

You fail.

[kongurous]

Killed is two syllables. Kill|ed

You fail.

It all depends on how you pronounce it, you dirty yankee.

[U-238]

Two members of a forum.
Arguing over grammar.
I feel sorry for them.

[IrishDutchman]

Listening to Jazz
In my dim-lit room.
I hear the rain fall.

Bah, humbug. :P

[Darmago]

I mutter dissent
Haiku's are really easy
try something harder

A sonnet would do
you would have to rhyme in those
rhythm is needed

[TinyDancer]

I actually made a sign advertising t-shirts at the café where I work, it says:

This is not haiku
(raspberry cream soda)
Buy a new t-shirt


I was super proud of it, but then I was disappointed, most of my co-workers didn't know what haiku was, so they didn't get it. I was like "ughhhh." :/

[Black.Ice]

Black.Ice is confused.
Should he close this haiku thread?
Or move to game room.

[GenocideAlive]

I love haikus.

TD, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

I remember the days of being irritated and disappointed by artistic expression going over people's heads. T_T Over the years, I have come to appreciate it without needing others to do so. I wish you luck in the endeavor, 'cause it took me like 10 years to finally get to this point. Nirvana: totally worth it.

I've got a book of the Big Four doing haikus, and it's pretty good. Although, the one that's talking about some monk's floppy balls (I kid you not) was extremely weird and arbitrary. O_o

[ShadowGonissa]

Genocide, I totally think that you're a poetry bigot. :D j/k, that's okay, because I'm that way about drill team (NOT CHEERLEADING!!! IF THERE'S POM-POMS INSTEAD OF RIFLES, IT'S NOT REAL DRILL!).

Anyway, how can somebody not know what haiku is? They teach it in school. I'd totally buy one of those T-shirts, Tiny.

[GenocideAlive]

Genocide, I totally think that you're a poetry bigot. :D j/k, that's okay, because I'm that way about drill team Anyway, how can somebody not know what haiku is? They teach it in school. I'd totally buy one of those T-shirts, Tiny.
Yeah, I make no bones about it, I'm pretty bigoted. I guess it's because I hold Robert Frost in such high regard, and imitations seem like macabre parodies.

[Angelofdarkness]

nice one :P

[Angelofdarkness]

niiiiiiiiiiiice