Caption Competition!

[Ktan]

Here's the aim of the game. I'll start with a picture. At the end of the week, I'll decide a winner and a runner up.

The winner gets 2 days in which to post a new picture. If they do not do so within the time, the runner up gets to post one instead. This should keep the thread going if the winner dissapears and gives us a contingency plan should the winner unexpectedly dissapear off the face of the earth.

The Winner is allowed to post a picture on, for example, the third day, but if the runner up posts first (3rd day is the earlies they can post), you lose your turn. It's 10:31 GMT on a Friday, let's begin!

http://www.hhs.gov/news/photos/images/2005/DSC8600.jpg

[IrishDutchman]

Let's hope this one doesn't die! :(

[Icarus]

"safety"

[B.A.Baracus]

http://www.hhs.gov/news/photos/images/2005/DSC8600.jpg

guy 1
"And here you'll see a very lovely suburban neighborhood that over looks a splendid meadow, they are all 3 bedroom and 3 bath, are all ready furnished.
They are also built on a lovely cemetery, don't worry though, we moved all the headstones..."

guy 2
"What was that last part?"

[bobboy]

Guy 1: And please look closely. No not that one. Yes, that one. As you can see, there is a figure next to your new home.

Girl : Yes, they do make quite fine neighbors

Guy 1: Very fine indeed. If we took another snapshot, you could see these VERY fine neighbors offering free, man-made high quality manure on your lawn. Now this may SEEM wrong, but in Iowa........

[Dusty]

Guy 1: See its such a great location!

Guy 2: Hey is that cop cars in the back ground?

Women: Hey look honey! Its a nice man in a black hood with a knife!

Guy 1: Oh yes he is a great neighbor!

[BrotherGreen]

Girl: *In Head: Godamnit my toe is stuck under this chair...

Guy 1: Well thanks for that picture, here's my homosexual looking wallet. *In head: What the hell keeps poking my ass?... Mmmm.... Dont stop...

[Case_in_point]

"Now what's it gonna take for you to buy this house? Look, I'll even throw in my **** in a box."

[Icarus]

(What the hell is the guy on the left holding in his hand?)

[Ktan]

Ok, time's up!

I deem the winner to be BA Baracus. Runner up is bobboy.

BA, you have 2 days, starting...

Now.

[Zenox]

Aren't the two days over Ktan?

[Ktan]

Yes, they are.

[Zenox]

Yes, they are.

So who posts now then? it's a fun game.

[Ktan]

bobboy

[bobboy]

SHOOT Sorry. I had work to do. Okee dokee.
http://www.movinghere.org.uk/gallery/childhood/images/conversation.jpg

[Zenox]

"So if we do it quick.. and we do it good.. we can knock out both the licker store and the pharmacie next to it..."

[Ktan]

"If that kid makes one more lame reference to 'Snakes on a Plane,' it won't be the critics he has to worry about."

[own3d0406]

"I already told you! Tupac is dead!"
*smacks white kid upside the head.*

[Jimmy_the_saint]

White kid: "I really looove thi shirt. oh and that shirt your wearing looks sooo divine i could just kill for it"
Kid on far left to kid on right: " Your sure hes not gay right??"

[B.A.Baracus]

Ok, time's up!

I deem the winner to be BA Baracus. Runner up is bobboy.

BA, you have 2 days, starting...

Now.

Oh crap, I'm sorry Ktan. I haven't been around that much the past week and I forgot to check this thread.
Glad someone got the Poltergeist reference:)

[Nuts]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9251/conversationnk6.png
Bubba and Forrest entertain a friend, age 14

[bobboy]

Aight. Winner is own3d but HES NOT DEAD I TELL YOU, HE WAS ON 34th STREET SELLIN HOME MADE PIES!!! Runner up= Ktan

:O 2 days foo.

[laineter]

I like to join but I don't how to put some pictures here. Please help me to put some guys. What should I do and where should I go? Please reply. :cry:

[bobboy]

Uh you are not the winner so you don't post yet. IF you had submitted good captions earlier, you might have won and yo ucould post a picture. However, above the text box there is a button that is bluish next to the globe button. Click it and enter the image link. To find an image URL, go to an image, right click, then click properties. Next to link, there should be a URL, which you copy and paste into the little URL link box we opened earlier. Hope I helped!

[laineter]

Uh you are not the winner so you don't post yet. IF you had submitted good captions earlier, you might have won and yo ucould post a picture. However, above the text box there is a button that is bluish next to the globe button. Click it and enter the image link. To find an image URL, go to an image, right click, then click properties. Next to link, there should be a URL, which you copy and paste into the little URL link box we opened earlier. Hope I helped!


Ok thanks for the reply! I'm gonna do it but where can i find the text box button? I can't see it here. I really want to post my WOW pictures here and I want you to comment bout it. Hey, do you play WOW? I hope so! please reply again. :D

[own3d0406]

Yay! Own3d is back!

http://www.etakappasigmachi.com/pictures/random/formal8.jpg

[Zenox]

"This is a preview of what would happen of the governement would suddenly decide to Ban : Cigarettes, Beer, Soda, RedBull..."

[Jimmy_the_saint]

"Gamecube.....in.....for.......repairs?????.Walls.. ...closing.......in........Must Destroy all Playstations."

[Ktan]

Showing the nude picture of TinyDancer had adverse affects on CrazyTom.

[bobboy]

"Is that a camera taking a picture of me? Ouch... my pride..."

[own3d0406]

I guess it's time to pick a winner?

Ktan is the winner and Zenox is the runner up!

[Ktan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42555000/jpg/_42555415_beano_oliver_gal.jpg

CHAR5

[Zenox]

" You Swines! Italian food is Yukie! me cook for you best meals in worlds Get me Owt ov Hiiir!"

[Atillawurm]

What realy goes on in K'tan's head

[DragonPaladin]

Curses! Lean Cuisine has foiled my plan for School Lunch Domination again!

[Fred1000000]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42555000/jpg/_42555415_beano_oliver_gal.jpg
Y.B.W.T.

Young Boy Wrestling Training, with your friend, Kurt Cobain. He'd look like this if he didn't commit suicide before hitting full puberty.

[iHawk]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42555000/jpg/_42555415_beano_oliver_gal.jpg
Oh noes! My only weakness! Kryptonite Instant oatmeal!

[PC1210]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42555000/jpg/_42555415_beano_oliver_gal.jpg

"Grandma needs her diaper changed again, mom."

[Ktan]

iHawk wins, SwanyRath is runner up.

Congrats.

[Atillawurm]

K'tan It's Rath not Wrath

[iHawk]

Yay, let me fish around for a picture....

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgags/images/UpsideDownDumpTruck.jpg
Caption away!

[PC1210]

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgags/images/UpsideDownDumpTruck.jpg
"Told you we could flip it."

[Atillawurm]

Can't see the picture.

[iHawk]

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgags/images/UpsideDownDumpTruck.jpg
There's a direct link, now continue captioning!

[Protoss_Honor]

http://up.kupatrix.com/f/view/19/DENIED%21.JPG
Hawk, you idiot. (I say that with love :P)FORBIDDEN
You tried to access a document for which you don't have privileges
Do you have another link?

[own3d0406]

"There's only six of us. Where did Dan go?..."

[Atillawurm]

Cant see pic going to wing it

"The Annual Society for the Blind fishing trip"

[iHawk]

gah, the site took that picture off >_>

Nothing a little uploading can't fix!
http://up.kupatrix.com/f/15/FlippedTruck.jpg

[Protoss_Honor]

"What huge, overturned earthmover?"


Can I submit more than one caption per picture?
If I can,
"Our bad."


and,
"It's not our fault!"


and,
"And that my friends, is how you use physics."


finally,
"Physics, gotta love it."

[Atillawurm]

"And that boys is what happens when collage students party"

[Fred1000000]

"Screw tha' tractor tipping, we got ourselves a GOLD MINE!

[Schwitzer]

http://up.kupatrix.com/f/15/FlippedTruck.jpg
Well, there goes truck 48. Guess we'd better roll out 49...

[Ktan]

http://up.kupatrix.com/f/15/FlippedTruck.jpg

When Brains proposed his new Thunderbird, 48, Geoff Tracy and his sons couldn't help but feel their friend was running out of ideas.

[Nostradamus]

"I think we may have got the construction plans the wrong way round........."

[iHawk]

Haha, it hasn't been quite a week yet but if no one objects I might declare a winner over the weekend. So far I've got to say that Schwitzer, Ktan and Nostradamus are my favourites xD (not necisarily in that order though :) ) If some more of you come up with great captions I'll have a real problem picking a winner >_>

[iHawk]

Double post ftw! Oh and also Schwitzer is our new winner! Hooray! Nostradomus is runner up and Ktan get's an Honourable mention ^,^

[own3d0406]

It's been six days, now what?

[Ktan]

I'll post one, since it seems like neither Schwitz or Nostradamus are going to hit the deadline. Think of it as a runner-runner-up-up :D

http://sbc.edu/news/images/pod_big.jpg

[own3d0406]

"PC's REAL job."

[JimRaynor117]

That's dumb photo...

there arent many funny captios for that one.

[Atillawurm]

When Kelly went serching for her verginity

[own3d0406]

That's dumb photo...

there arent many funny captios for that one.

We're sorry you disapproved.

Ktan you whore! You switched pictures on us! :p

[Zenox]

I'll post one, since it seems like neither Schwitz or Nostradamus are going to hit the deadline. Think of it as a runner-runner-up-up :D

http://sbc.edu/news/images/pod_big.jpg
"*On lizaria an alien planet*this just in conclusive evidence! :Lizard abduction and sexual experiments program on planet earth are real!"

[bobboy]

Wee, I'm back from being away to nowhere!

Lizard: "Oh shit it's Hefty(r), I'll never get out!"

[Ktan]

I think the site must have switched pictures. Sorry.

Use the current one, if it's still the lizard in the bag.

[Atillawurm]

shit joe they found us!

[own3d0406]

Bumpzzz!!!

C'mon, let's keep this thing alive. :P

[iHawk]

"Where are they now?
The Geico Gecko"

[Ktan]

Winner is SwanyRath, followed by iHawk.

Go forth!

[Atillawurm]

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgags/images/VanPool.jpg

Commence Captions

[own3d0406]

Why you should never let women drive.

:P

[Zenox]

Ummm where's the pic?

[iHawk]

Indeed, I can't see the picture either. Perhaps it was removed from the site you linked it from? (aka what happened to me >_>)

[Atillawurm]

shit I'll find a new one.

http://a762.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_f51dee93702e4649b3073956a564def9.jpg

Try this one!
Oh smack!!

[UnHoly-Assassin]

The black cow sure hates white people.

[IrishDutchman]

In this picture we see a bull utilising the new 'horn-condom' technology.

[iHawk]

http://a762.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_f51dee93702e4649b3073956a564def9.jpg
Earl the Bull likes to get right close to the audience while tapdancing

[Sirion]

Unfortunately for the bull, nobody warned him that the floor would be soaped and slick with oil.

[Zenox]

Hey Mom! i'm on TV check me out! i'm Dancing!

[B.A.Baracus]

In amazement to all the bull ripped off his white hoody and shouted black power.

[Ktan]

Larry took the figure of speech 'Grab the bull by the horns' far too literally for his own good.

[claus]

Damn it Joe I told you not to give the bull whiskey.

[bobboy]

Mexico's attempt at joining the internet fad: WAAASSSSUP?!?!

[Atillawurm]

well you have until tomorrow to put in more submit ions, and i have selected the two mot likely to win.

[OboeGuru]

"WTFHAX, who set surface friction to zero???!!?!??!?!?!?"

[Zeltaris]

Do tehdance! (>X_x)v

[Atillawurm]

winner is NastyApe runner up is OboeGuru

[OboeGuru]

Coming up with a picture is tough!
I've decided on:
http://www.warboards.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=6884&stc=1&d=1174528506

it was either that or http://www.ci.gillette.wy.us/images/PCduck.jpg, but I think the above has better potential. ^.^

GOGOGO

[Atillawurm]

Cant see pic

[Zeltaris]

This brand of vanishing cream really does work!

>_>

Oh, no pic yet? Get that fixed, OG you lazy bum :)

[own3d0406]

Sheesh people, it's a cat inside a paper bag. =/

[OboeGuru]

Sigh, FIXED, now commence captioning.

[Atillawurm]

the search for "that fresh feeling" continues.

[Zeltaris]

I'm in ur groceries. Steelin' ur bag.

Smack me, I'm feeling unoriginal :P

[Tech]

The lesser known brother of the cat in the hat, the cat in the bag was never let out to play as a child.

[Protoss_Honor]

"Uh-oh. I think someone needs to let the cat out of the bag."

"This is a classic example of the incorrect assumption, 'if I can't see you, you can't see me.'"

"Hey! Where did the cat treats go?"

[DeathGhost]

"After scratchig up the furniture one to many tmes, the Robinson's enacted there final punishment"

[own3d0406]

Paper bag FTW!!!!!
-:banana:

[IrishDutchman]

The opposite of 'Doggy Bag'.

[OboeGuru]

I'm gonna go with...
Winner: Tech for "The lesser known brother of the cat in the hat, the cat in the bag was never let out to play as a child."
Runner Up: Protoss_Honor for "This is a classic example of the incorrect assumption, 'if I can't see you, you can't see me.'"

[Tech]

Ok, wasn't expecting to actually win the first time I entered something, but here's the new picture.

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/325/pinkpigarrestedzh6.jpg

Good luck.

[claus]

After the looney toons break-up. Hard times be-fell Porky the Pig.

[Atillawurm]

While high on crack its best to keep the good feelings to yourself

[Ktan]

The guys would be excited to see a bit of pink in the showers at the local jail.

[Leosam096]

Piggy.Ho is busted by the local police.

[Hasharin]

Piggy later realized that he shoulda found a better way to hide his turnips at customs.

[Nostradamus]

Local idiot arrested for not knowing that giant pink pigs do not wear shoes

[GenocideAlive]

Having chosen to steal a lorry beforehand, this little piggy was interrupted while attempting to "wee-wee-wee all the way home."

[OboeGuru]

The police swarmed in after it was discovered that the little piggy that had roast beef was a member of a vicious drug cartel; the other little piggies phoned in the tip after having barely scraped through the winter while their brother had fresh roast beef every day.

[Battlecruiser]

"Hey! She said she was 18..."

[Tech]

Ok, well it's been a week, and I guess it's time to decide the winners.

First: Claus

Second: Nostradomus

[Protoss_Honor]

Wow. I got runner up. Awesome! :D. Oh umm sorry, for missing your caption Tech.