First new RP!

[Geno]

Hey! I got dibs on first RP here, so let's get ready!

This will be an open ended RP, so feel free to do whatever. Not what you expect from me, eh? Well here's the fun part.

Mission: You are at your computer. You realize you have been banninated from Blizzforums.com, so you take off in search of a new forum. You find out that Warboards.org is FAR superior to BF, and so you go off in search of WB.org...

The problem: You don't know how far to go or long it takes to get there... You set off in search of friends and such to get there.

I know it sounds stupid, but hey! Let's have some fun here!

I wake up in the morning, and begin my normal posts... (I will finish this later. Church. Sorry!)
~Larry "Geno" Meyers

[GSG-9]

Your attempts to liven up the boards will not be futile. However the 'mission' seems to be hostile to BF. I suggest just skipping the ban thing. Anywayz:

I found that all the boards were empty, aside the Member's Lounge. Desperately I started the first thread in the StarCraft Debriefing Room and the first thread outside the Member's Lounge. Too quiet, I thought. However, at that time, there were other members active, so I just decided to do what I do normally, post. I found it too hard to spam in a forum with few members (j/k).

[Geno]

I didn't mean it to be 'hostile' but more of a fun thing. T'was not meant in that fashion, but if you took it that way... My bad...

Anyways, to continue where I left off...

I wake up, early morning. I realize it's time to check my usual posts, and find out the forums are down... But wait.. Why are they down? I recheck, and realize... I AM BANNED! Someone thought I was in this big conspiracy, which is odd and untrue, but seeing as how it happend... I set out for a new forum. I heard about one from my friend, but I don't know how to get there. For some reason, my computer goes haywire, and dies... I cannot complete my task here... I must set out on a journey to find it! Crud! Where to begin?

"Well this is just great. I get online, and I'm banned. Best of all, my FRIGGIN' COMPUTER BLOWS UP! How could this get any worse..."

I then realize it's about 20 degrees Faranheight out and I have only a pair of jeans, a Hawiian shirt, a nice white undershirt, and a trenchcoat... It might keep me warm for a while...

"Oh great..."

[Schwitzer]

Having long been discouraged from online forums by the large amounts of politics arising from being a staff member at a certain other forum, I set out on a pilgrimage of peace and quiet. Resting by a gently rippling pool, I slowly caress the water. A great feeling of calm and relaxation floods my senses, and I drift into a pleasant dream..."

[dunchy]

I put on my robe and wizard hat ;)

How's that for a story? :D

[Demon_Child]

hijacked by an admin, oh what a forum this is. ;)

[Geno]

I put on my robe and wizard hat ;)

How's that for a story? :D

Wow... That was... Omg... I can't stop friggin' laughing anymore... x.x

~Larry "I'm going to die of laugher now Geno" Meyers

*Falls over out of chair, and is injured, but manages to slip out the door to work*

[Valjean]

I've invented a new game...FALLOW THE GENO!! >_<

Yes, I was in the open story RPG and I decided to fallow him to here becasue BH said he'd copy+paste all the info and stats over here.

so...

***

I gather my strength and finaly get out of bed.

"Ah...let's go onto the forums..." I said to myself, trying to take a break from a long period of only using the computer for Starcraft.

I load the page...something is wrong...I look and see bold red letters.

They say, "FORUM UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT! YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED BY |_0R|)_1337_}{4><0r KTHXBYE!" I close the window.

"Great, now where the fuck do I go...hmmm...what was Geno talking about around the time he left the Open Story RPG...Warhoards.com...WartHogs.net...OH RIGHT!! He said Warboards.org!!" and I soon spring back to my computer moniter.

[BlackHawk]

I've invented a new game...FALLOW THE GENO!! >_<

Yes, I was in the open story RPG and I decided to fallow him to here becasue BH said he'd copy+paste all the info and stats over here.

so...

***

I gather my strength and finaly get out of bed.

"Ah...let's go onto the forums..." I said to myself, trying to take a break from a long period of only using the computer for Starcraft.

I load the page...something is wrong...I look and see bold red letters.

They say, "FORUM UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT! YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED BY |_0R|)_1337_}{4><0r KTHXBYE!" I close the window.

"Great, now where the fuck do I go...hmmm...what was Geno talking about around the time he left the Open Story RPG...Warhoards.com...WartHogs.net...OH RIGHT!! He said Warboards.org!!" and I soon spring back to my computer moniter.

(OOC: We're going to release that one later on....this is just another spammy one which includes dunchy naked with a wizards coat on, it's a milestone in internet RPGing.)

[Scauthra]

*Casts instant teleport to Warboards.org, hides in a closet and sleeps*

[SterlingRat]

Oh NO! Banned! Black-Listed! The Shame! The Horror! I have been disgraced! But I had Important SPAM to send to people! People across the world wait eagerly at thier computers to find out what I think! now they will be lost without me to guide and shape thier lives! How will I survive this tragedy! How can I recover from this horrible loss of face! How come I can't find the period button on my keyboard and I have to use exclamation points!

*reaches for his Katana to commit Hari-Kari*

*can't find Katana, reaches for my tamborine to commit Hari-Krishna*

I will shave my head and beg for money at airports until I achieve enlightenment!

but first, what's going on at Warcraft!ORG?

[Protosschick99]

Protosschick opens her eyes as she wakes up on a bright Saturday morning. She stretches and yawns as she pulls herself outta bed. Grabbing her robe, she shuffles to the bathroom and splashes some water on her face.

*sigh* "I wonder what's goin' on at BF? I should go check it out....."

PC dries her face, brushes her teeth, and walks over to the computer. She opens up match music box and turns her music on. Next she clicks on the internet and goes to Blizzforums. She types in her name and password, but all of a sudden, a page saying:

"Sorry, you do not have access to the forums. You have either been banned or your account does not exist. Please try again later."

WHAT THE HECK?!" Yells PC. She tries again and gets the same message. She im's her homie Scauthra only to find out that she got banned because well....He doesn't know. He just woke up and he saw that she was banned.

"What the heck did I do?!?!? BF IS BEING GHETTO!! I've been there for like two and a half years and I get banned for some unknown reason?!?! Okay that's it, I'm gonna go find some other gaming site to chill at. Some place where I'm appreciated and not treated like crap!"

And with that, PC navigates over to Google.com and types in, "Blizzforums gaming sites"......

[Valjean]

(ooc: I actualy ran that search and nothing about Warboards. ;P [/ass])

I typed in the adress I wanted. I came to the site!! I was now in a better place...but it was so white, unlike blizzforums and stung my eyes violently. @.@

ggnore. RPG over. =P

[Subjukator]

I glance around in amazement as I finally see the fabled Scauthra, posting at warboards! OMG OMG! I'm all starstruck, and, stuff.

Looking around in awe, I discover that this forum is a complete rip off Blizzforums with the same members and moderators!

Saddened now, I traverse this digital landscape searching, searching for that special hook that will keep me coming back for more...

But hark! From afar, I think I see a white light!

"OWW!" (false alarm sorry, that was my lamp)

More confused than ever before, I move on to find a familar face and I'm nearly overwhelmed at the sheer number that have moved to warboards from blizz. I run away from those encroaching people, trying to get the highest post count in a new forum but the exits blocked by an unmoving wall of iron!

(OOC: DAMN MOUSE! EXIT DAMNT! EXIT! WHY! WONT! YOU! EXIT! AHHHH!!! JUST PUSH THE LITTLE 'X' IN THE CORNER! THAT'S ALL I WANT!)

But I guess I could live :)

[Valjean]

*watches as everyone ignores Sub's damaitic-ness*

*laughes*

*gives Sub a huge sub*

^^

[Subjukator]

*watches as everyone ignores Sub's damaitic-ness*

*laughes*

*gives Sub a huge sub*

^^

2 things plus one wrong with this.

a. wtf does "damaitic-ness" mean?
b. For the sake of the Almighty, (me :worship: ) don't ever pun my name. Or i'll change it :banana:
c. well, just because "laughes" doenst mean anything to me yet

:devil:

[Valjean]

1.) You know what it means. You just don't like that it isn't a word. =P

2.) But...my puns....:(

3.) right back at you, Sub. ^^

[Holjfie]

Holjfie tapes paper wings to his arms after finding out he's been banned from Blizzforums. He goes to the Sears tower and jumps off, trying to fly.

[Seal]

I realise that something has happened, and go for a investigation. After some time, I find this place.

"Whoa, it's a new forum, I think people know me, too"

I think that this and BF are equal in goodness for now.. I shall see..

[Subjukator]

Your attempts to cheaply boost your post count in a "dead" thread have resulted in your ban, Hylje, from Warboards for 5 days.

Edited by God-Mod Subjukator

*Runs away before the "real" mods discover whats afoot...*

[Seal]

Uh, sorry if I didn't notice the posting date... anyway I (almost) never revive threads from page 2 and over, if I do, I have a good reason.

[Valjean]

and the reason for this one is....??

[OboeGuru]

This just isn't going anywhere and never really was in the first place.

/me closes this thread.