Options game

[bobboy]

Since my last one was already made (add a word) I will make a different game.

This will be the A and B option game. First, i will add a little bit of a story. Then i add option A and option B. The next person chooses an option and continues the story and posts more options. In example:

Dude1: There once was an animal that ate a tree. It then: [A] Ate a cow) or [B] Threw up)

Dude2: B. Then he threw up and kicked [A] A monkey) or [B] The whole crew in Blizzard Entertainment)
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I will start.

Steve looked up at the night sky. He was on the grassy hill that he used to share with his best friend, Maria, during their childhood. He knew her since they were babies and was attracted to her. He wanted to develop something with her, but before he could....

[A]Maria left for another town far away to start her life over from the inside out.)

[B]She was snatched by aliens only known as the Zerg. Steve didn't know if she was dead or alive.
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Im pretty sure that with all of the "creative" people here at Warboards, that we will end up with a pretty funny story, if this ever gets kicked off. Sure, it sounds dramatic, but i already added in Zerg in choice B... So i guess we'll have SOME fun =D.

[Zenox]

B.She was snatched by aliens only known as the Zerg. Steve didn't know if she was dead or alive.
Steve then decided to:
[A]forget about Maria and find another chick.
[B]find someway to follow the Zerg.

[DarkMirror]

I think you have to add more LONG story, befrore the option.

But I'll work with that.
B) Find a way to follow the Zerg.

He went searching in fields liable to get crop circled. He found a Protoss carrier, and
A)Gets them to help him, OR B)Says "Screw you, I dont trust people with no mouth!"

[bobboy]

A) Gets them to help him.
He then searched planet to planet until there was only one planet in the galaxy. He saw a girl. It was her. but when he got closer..
[A] WTF happened to her?, Or [B] Carrier on self destruct-mode. Turd gasses initiated.

[BlackHawk]

I spent a while compiling the story thus far. Then I realized it was useless and would only amount to huge ass posts in a couple pages, so nevermind.

A) [he asked himself] Wtf happened to her?

She had been deformed and she looked as though she had melted for some time and then stopped, leaving a very deformed human to take her place. Steve decided he would

A. Try to get help for her.
B. Leave her there to rot forever.

[DarkMirror]

B) levae her there to rot forever.

But then She went all super phyco with awsoeme mental powers.
However, these turned on her and she
)A turned back into her normal self, OR B)Exloded into little bits of turd and douch sandwidge.

[bobboy]

B Exploded into little bits of turd and douch sandwich.

He then blew a sigh of relief. Although she was the love of his life, she had been something evil. He was glad no one had to suffer under her. Although he knew that the protoss aboard this carrier were telepathically listening to his thoughts, he knew that they didnt know what love was. He felt no shame. However, out of the corner of his eye, he saw movement. The little pieces of his ex- friend were floating back to one another. The turd was not turd, and was new organs infested within her. Steve

[A] Ran to the fleet commander to tell him that something was wrong.
or
[B] Forget about it, knowing that if something was wrong, the protoss would do something.
or (gasp! a third choice!!!)
[C] Go down there himself and try do something about it on his own. Making a stop by the local protoss armory, first, of course.

[Zenox]

[C] Go down there himself and try do something about it on his own. Making a stop by the local protoss armory, first, of course.

Steve arrived to the armory,he takes a look around and finds it loaded with exotic and Dangerous looking contraptions.Then he realises something:"shit! how do you use any of these things?" then he hears a voice behind him,he turns around & sees a Protoss who introduces himself as "Xorasz" then he continues:"i saw what happened earlier to the female of ur species and sensed ur plan so i followed you,please allow me to..."
The protoss sugested to:
[A]Choose an easy weapon for steve and to accompanie him on his quest.
[B]Install him some Warp blades on his arms and give him Leg enhacments.
[C]Give him a foot rub.

[DarkMirror]

[C]Give him a foot rub.
Steve kiondly refused this offer and went to the bathroom to throw up. There he saw...
A)A rare form of mold growing in the Mirror...
B)A copy of "This dark Night on Shakuras" showcasing hot nude photos of Razaguel...
OR C)A gay Protoss HOLDING that magasine.

[Flametrooper]

A) A rare form of mold growing on the mirror.

"Oh my goodness!" he exclained. "I have found the secret to life!"

He went up to the mold, and when he touched it...

A). It engulfed his face and ate him alive.
B). It started purring.
C.) It peeled off in his hand and he went running out of the bathroom.

[bobboy]

B) It started purring.

Steve thought 'Where have i heard this sound before?' Then it hit him. Halo. Sure, this was an SC world but that doesn't mean we couldn't play retro games, right? Steve grinned to himself. He always wanted halo to be real but not in this way. Sorta ironic, he thought. He ran back to the armory. The infection forms were rapidly chasing him. When steve got to the armory, he found a straight dark templar there instead. The dark templar psionically "threw" steve a human AsR-26B that the templar considered filthy and inferior. Steve knew how to use it, closed his eyes, and fired. The dark templar told him to open his eyes. Those THINGS were all gone. The dark templar then briefly explained each protoss weapon and let steve choose. Does steve take the
[A] Warp blade (DT)
[B] Psi blade (Zlot)
[C] Proto-type Fusion sword
[D] Keep the AsR- 26B with a psi disruptor grenade launcher.

Each of these choices meant that Steve would have to train with them to take down both evils of the Flood and.... her.....

(there seems to be some confusion. You can give any reasonable amount of choices. Just not too many.)

[Zenox]

[C] Proto-type Fusion sword

With the soul thought of revenge in his mind steve chooses something that looks capable of causing carnage! what more Grusome attack can be caused than by a fusion sword? Steve Boldly holds this weapon takes a look at it...Then decides to activate it On activation...

[A]the Fusion sword emirses with a fantastic white energy.
[B]it blows up taking most of steves arm with it(It's a prototype...)
[C]Says:"Please Deposite fifty-five energy rings..."

[DarkMirror]

b]it blows up taking most of steves arm with it(It's a prototype...)

Steve screams but then gets put into a dragoon. Suddenly a warp rift opens and deposiyts him in...
A)Final fantasy
B)Halo
C)D&D
D)Bionicle

[bobboy]

B) Halo.

Steve was in some sort of ring world. He decided to take a nap in the cryo tube he was near. (during Halo: First Strike) The Master Chief had just grabbed the third cryo-tube from space. Suddenly, a Pelican appeared... Steve looked up. The tube must have been malfuntioning. Normally, he couldn't have woken up. His arm still hurt like hell. And this lime mucus stuff certainly wasn't helping. Then the cryo kicked in. He was frozen once again... "There is a Spartan in here!" said the Sargent. John noticed that it was Linda. And she was neither dead nor alive. The occuopants of the other 2 cryos did not make it..... Steve could only stare in disbelief as the man with Heavy Armor mistook him as dead. He was severely injured, but far from dead. He tried to move, but gave up quickly. Only his vision awoke and the rest of the body was still not moving. Even though Steve was declared dead, the MC did not dispose of his cryo. They left him there. Steve then realized.... that it was only a matter of time... John noticed a twitch from the corner of his eye. His instincts screamed at him to pull up his MA5B, and he did so. Nothing. Maybe... maybe he should check the tubes... Sargent Johnson looked at the controls. He sadly shook his head. The cryo tubes had been jammed. He lightly tapped a control and opened the rest of the tubes. Master Chief had gone to the bridge to look at some last minute things. Sarge just grinned. Always something, huh? When he got to the last cryo tube, a hand flew out and grabbed his throat....
Steve was fully awake at that moment. He heard someone approaching and thought it was better to stay still for now. The footsteps slowly approached and paused. They continued. Steve reached out. By sheer luck, Steve had made contact with the black man's neck

Do they
[A] Enagage in hand to hand combat, each being a match to each other.
[B] Steve interrogates Sarge because his short term memory has been wiped due to the cryo jam.
[C] Sarge looks at Steve's other arm and says he can help.
[D] Steve realizes that they are allies to one another and explains his situation with the zerg, flood, and... and... her............

[Zenox]

[D] Steve realizes that they are allies to one another and explains his situation with the zerg, flood, and... and... her............

Then Sarge tells Him"Damn boy i'd hate to be you but looks like you're in the wrong place! There's a warp rift that oppens up reguraly not far from here we'll drop you off there and hopefully it'll take you back to your universe."
Steve arrives with his new found allies hwo were kind enought to install him a bionical arm(sadelly it was previously used by a ganator and it smelled like a lot of ..Human excrements..)
Steve gets off the transport waves goodbye then turns around and sees an opening of a warp rift...He crosses his fingers then runs into it..
Moments later steve wakes up in:
[A] A strange Dimension where there's a lot of Downright disturbing creatures.
[B]Shackuras surrounded by 1500 Hungry looking Zerglings.
[C]In the middle of a Starcraft Match in Batlle.net!

[DarkMirror]

I noticed that you seemed to ignore that Steve is now in a dragoon exoskeleton.
Anyhoo,
[C]In the middle of a Starcraft Match in Batlle.net!
But thanks to his totaly superior Phase cannon, he pawns everyone 1337 style.
However, the warp rift opens up again, transporting him PERMANENTLY into...
A)The real world...(NOT the one he started in, I mean OUR real world.
B)Back into HALO 2...
OR C)The Titanic

NOTE: Hes stuck in this world for at least 3 posts, I can take hium back out, and only me as I said he was stuck there. When he finishes some quest that I will manage to steer him onto he will return to the world were protoss and zerg exist and his girlfriend resides.

[bobboy]

B) Back in Halo 2 (BTW sorry. I missed the dragoon part)

"SONOVABITCH!!!!!" Steve was royally pissed. Not only was he in a weird dragoon.. thingy, but he was back where he was about 2 hours ago. However, he was in the middle of a giant war! There were alien-like SOB's flying around and other alien SOB's walking. They were shooting randomly at each other. Then, the man in the special armor showed up. He took them all down with ease, but left the ground troops alive. They were allies ^.^. "Long time no see." Steve said. The man looked confused through the helmet. Steve explained all the stuff that happened in bobboy's last post. Then Sarge came up. "What the hell happened to you, boy?" Steve reminded him of what happened. And what a spirit that called itself DarkMirror said. He said that steve would be trapped in this universe for at least 3 posts. Sarge grunted. "I dont suppose that Halloween costume of yours can fight?"

[A] Steve and the Sarge go on a Hunt-Kill mission
[B] Steve and MC ends up near the Gravemind
[C] Steve takes a platoon of marines and elites/such to kill some brutes, only to meet up with Sarge and MC later. And Keyes. The halo 2 keyes, not halo 1 keyes.

[DarkMirror]

[C] Steve takes a platoon of marines and elites/such to kill some brutes, only to meet up with Sarge and MC later. And Keyes. The halo 2 keyes, not halo 1 keyes.
Steve and a huge group of marines, elites, hunters and grunts found a Brute camp with brutes, drones and jackles. In a huge, destructive battle they crush the Brutes and thier allies. Steves Phase cannon does more 1337 pwnage, and then...

A)A huge covenant cruiser comes and beams them up...
B)Sarge and the HALO 2 Keys comes in with a Human cruiser and pick them up...
OR C)MC, Sarge, and The latest Keys come over a hill, ruinning and screaming from a fleet of sentinles and 343 Guilty Spark.

[bobboy]

C)MC, Sarge, and The latest Keys come over a hill, ruinning and screaming from a fleet of sentinles and 343 Guilty Spark.

Steve thought: I dont remember that happening in the game... :/. Oh well, he thought. He fired a special emp missle he stole from a Science Vessel when he was back in his own universe. The sentinals, 343, MC's armor, steve's armor, elite armor, and any other electronic device within a certain radius. They then resorted to brute force and started meleeing the downed sentinals. When 343 Guilty Spark rebooted, he was no longer insane! Imagine that. Then....

[A] 343 GS got hit by a stray bullet and caused him to become insane again.
[B] 343 GS's levitators failed and caused him to become insane again.
[C] 343 GS stared at Keyes's chest, so she wacked him and he bacame insane again.

What a variety of choices...

[DarkMirror]

[C] 343 GS stared at Keyes's chest, so she wacked him and he bacame insane again.

343 GS screamed. "The clarity...gone...you poor, simple child. you cannot realize what I have lost..."

Steve felt bad, so he help 343 GS by...
A)trying to kill MC, Sarge, and Keys.
B)Fixing the sentinles.
C)Pyulling up Keys shirt and bra, then letting 343 F*ck her wildly...
OR D) Making him permanently sane by using another EMP missile...
(Help 343 Gets steve back home...)

[bobboy]

C)Pyulling up Keys shirt and bra, then letting 343 F*ck her wildly...

But then 343 realized he had no d!ck. "Oh well." He was sane again because seeing human "parts" had been an effective way to fix AIs. They had no idea why, it just did. Then Steve also got a beatiing because of him stripping keyes. Heh heh heh, steve thought, i like a fiesty b!tch. Anywho, 343 gave Steve a laptop. Steve asked about what he was supposed to do with it. 343 just said something about Steve knowing what to do. Another overused movie line.... Steve thought....

steve then
[A] Opens up the main files on the harddrive.
[B] Downloads StarCraft off of the internet (cause it's old enough during the year 2552) and gets homesick.
[C] Goes to a porn website and beigins fapping furiously.
or
[D] Goes and downloads halo 2 and messes up the time frame by playing MC watching Steve play as MC.. that watches... Etc....

YAY SPOOF OPTIONS!!! Why aren't people interested in this? Lol :P. Its almost just us 2 DarkMirror :O.

[Zenox]

[b] Downloads StarCraft off of the internet (cause it's old enough during the year 2552) and gets homesick.

While Playing he notices something strange pass by the screen and appears to give him a "Look"! Steve Scratches his head and Bu** Trying to remember who it is..then it striked him..it's Maria the reason he went on this adventure Steve slaps his forhead taps on the desk furiously thinking how will he find Maria...
will Steve
[A]Try to go through the screen to see Maria.
[B]Pray that the Strange Entity DarkMirror returns and enlighten steve what to do.
[C]Go Find a Parallel universe Maria and hope it's the same as his old love.

[DarkMirror]

[b]Pray that the Strange Entity DarkMirror returns and enlighten steve what to do.
After a week of praying high on top of a mountain his hope comes true. "For permanently making 343 Guilty Spark sane I shall send you back..." I proclaim.
Does steve end up...
A)On shakuras
B)On Auir
C)On earth
D)On Korhal
Or E)On Char in front of Infested Kerrigan and Infested Maria making hot lesbian love to each other...

[Protoss_Honor]

I shall give it a go.

B)On Auir

Steven suddenly finds himself on a very small island, surrounded by water, with no other land in sight. Actually, it is more of a very large mostly underwater rock than an island. He can cross the island in his dragoon shell in less then 15 seconds. It has two scrawny trees, a few assorted plants, and some small grass.

Does he:
A. Collapse on the ground, softly crying, wondering why this is happening to him.
B. Try to find someway to make a signal for any ships that might be in the area. Perhaps burn the trees with his cannon? Or even use his cannon as a signal?
C. Pick a direction, jump in the water and swim as far as he can in hopes of finding land or someone to rescue him. (I never heard anything about dragoons not being waterproof. Heck, if he is too heavy, he could just walk across the bottom)
D. Find some way to use the trees to make a raft and head out on the open water. (Still plausible, just not as much as if he were still human.)
E. Any combination of the above.

[Zenox]

E. Use the plants and trees for food and shelter to stay alive in the hopes someone will stumble upon him and rescue him.

3 weeks later while talking to his "dog"(some of the plants he ate cause dellusion...) He hears a fain voice that seemed to be approaching..dazed and confused he looks at the skie in hopes to see what is the source of these strange sounds suddenly he sees flying Somethings!he was to weak to figure out what they were as steve was looking at:
[A] A flock of kakarus who will rain on steve some tons of poo.
[B] Protoss transports on a patrol.
[C] An assault force of the Zerg heading to the main Nexus on Aiur.

[DarkMirror]

EVERYONE! He is a DRAGOON now!

[Protoss_Honor]

EVERYONE! He is a DRAGOON now!Oh. Right. Sorry. My bad. Editing.

[bobboy]

We know. Well... I do. :P.

[b] Protoss transports on a patrol.

He then thought, are they friend or foe. He decided that they were friend. HE was in a dragoon suit, after all... So anyway, he thought as loud as he could. He screamed within his mind. The Protoss then screamed over the mic: SHUT UP!!!! With an agonized voice. They picked him up, gave him some paste-like thing that they called food. He ate in silence. The protoss relieved him of his Dragoon body and gave him a zealot one. The techs injected him with some sort of fluid. Instantly, his mind was filled with a hunger... a hunger for battle. He was as true a zealot as possible now, he was ready. His mind then rearranged priorities. He was ready for Maria. But most importantly, he was ready to kick some Zerg A$s.

[A] He sleeps the rest of the way to the base
[B] He slowly goes back into normal mind, and wants Maria first
[C] He shines his blade and jumps out Special Forces style into a zerg base and pwns Special Forces Style
[D] Same as C but with Counter Strike Style. (Bomb has been planted [On Overmind])

[Protoss_Honor]

Steve had his arm blown off. He cannot be a zealot. Unless they can regenerate tissue and such. In which case dragoons would be unnecessary. Also, Dragoons don't eat. The fluid their bodies are in inside the Dragoon shell keeps them alive.

Oh, and option D, he can't shine his blades. The blades are made of psychic energy. They focus their psionic energy into their forearms, projecting the blades.

[bobboy]

SHUT UP!! Lol just play along. They gave him a new arm :/. He is still human.( dragoons dont eat) And what ever. I want an action scene, and i want it now!

[Protoss_Honor]

Oh, and quick fact, normal humans don't have powerful enough psy to use psy blades. So you might want to add something like he was implanted with psy enhancers or something. Or at least remember that he had to be implanted with them.

[A] He sleeps the rest of the way to the base

Steve slept the entire way back to the base. His body was physically worn out, even though his mind was racing. When he got back to the base, he was given several options.

A. Get some rest.
B. Join an army being prepared for an attack on the Zerg at that moment.
C. Recieive training in a Terran/Protoss fighter hybrid prototype. (Taking at least several weeks/months). It has shields, cloak, Valkyrie missles, Scout Missles, and Wraith Lasers. It is rather on the slowish side, but its weapons, shields, and cloak more than make up for it.
D. Sit around and do nothing.
E. Go find Maria on his own.

[bobboy]

I think you didn't read something from my previous posts. Protoss techs injected Steve wif something. A fluid of some sort. :P.

E. Go find Maria on his own.

Steve was tired. But not physically. Oh no, the new protoss metabolism he gained made him always battle ready. Hell yeah. But he was tired, tired of being veered off of the main road. He had to get back to Maria. While he was sleeping, he woke for a little bit and heard some protoss communicating. They said something about " Terran( periods represent stuff Steve didnt notice)....Injection....Fluid..........Uninfestati on........Location is........" Steve thought none of it and dosed off. He currently smacked himself for being so stupid. He was about to take an on-board scout. This dropship, by the way, was a GIGANTIC dropship, a cruiser of some sort. Anywho, he remembered he was as protoss as possible right now, so he used his limited capabilites to stealthily float off the ship. He ran out of psi concentrated energy when he was about 57 stories into the air. He shook off the pain. It didn't matter. It was just a distraction. He had to save Maria.

But first...
[A] He goes for that injection or info about it at a nearby base.
[B] He goes straight to Maria.
[C] Another fricken warp hole opens... Go to C1 C2 or C3
[D] Thinks it through and has a nice fap.

[C1] ... It leads to the Quik-E-Mart in the Simpsons!
[C2] ... It leads to Earth... The home world...
[C3] ... Out comes a Colt M4a1 with a Beta magazine (100 rounds)

[Zenox]

[A] He goes for that injection or info about it at a nearby base.
Although Steve didn't give much thought about what he heard ,something inside him wanted to investigate , it was the human side taking some of the controle back .he recapitulated on the conversation and was able to get a somewhat primitive heading for the base he turns around and begins to run
gaining speed at a steady pace until he hears a voice that said "Leg Enhancements Instaled" then he went turbo (But screaming from excitement..or fear) Steve then came up to a hill he slowed down for sensing a presence behind it he climbed up crawling on the ground looked up and saw:
[A] A small Terran Base that seemed to contain some science facilities.
[B] A Rogue Protoss Camp with a lot of activity going on (It seemed they were preparing for something..)
[C] A Strange looking structure that Steve couldn't tell if it was either a temple or a ship?!?

[bobboy]

[A] A small Terran Base that seemed to contain some science facilities.

Steve knew what was happening. There was an injection...... but no. It wasnt the right one. Steve could have just passed by, but he had to investigate. For humanity. There was a Protoss-Terran war going on, so Steve had to be extra careful... He went inside one starport. There was a docked science vessel, which he snuck into. He got his cloak ability on and shut down the detection mode of the SV. He knew these abilities would come in handy. He went deeper into the vessel. He passed by some sentries, who seemed to be extremely bored. Steve found the room. R 1.231- EXPERIMENTAL BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH. He looked into the cabinet. He looked into the testing bays one by one. No.. that wasn't it. He felt frustration in its purest form. But he saw something out of the corner of his eyes. He looked. NEURAL METABOLISM RESEARCH. The tube had some sort of organism in it. He realized what organism it was. Those rumors... they were true... No! Steve shook off his grief. No... They couldn't be true! This could be worse than the hybrids that destroyed several SYSTEMS a few years ago. It couldn't be happening... He had to be sure. He ran to the computer. He looked into the database files under N.

[A] No luck. All of the data had beem erased. For obvious reasons...
[B] BY ADUN! He found it...
[C] He found it, but it was corrupted. Obviously a fake corruption...

[Zergratul]

[B] By the help of Adun he had find something:There where plans,how to make the zergs powerful like prtoss,but under the control of Terrans.The plans showed that the Experimental Sword he had was made in colaboration with protoss,so he shouldn't help them,the sword was for Zerg use,after that he had to make a wise decision

[A]He tries to broadcast a mesage in outer space to warn evry one
[B]He keeps his calm and makes a plan
[C]He initialised Self destruct of the Science Vesel