The questions game

[Zeltaris]

Lol wut?

[Yoda]

Can't you produce a more conherent sentence?

("This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 2 seconds")

[Ghelgath]

Do you have to be such a stick in the mud about grammar?

(Call me a hypocrite if you want ;))

[Zeltaris]

Is it so hard for the two of you to accept that this is a less-than serious forum?

[Blacker]

Are you serious?

I won't believe you :P

[Zenox]

Are you applying that no one in this forum is serious?

[Blacker]

Should I?

[SHISHKABOB]

Do you guys think I'm beautiful?

[Zeltaris]

Will you cry if I say you aren't?

Cos you're not.

[Icarus]

would you allow me to sine yo pitty on da runny kine?

[Zeltaris]

Uh.. No?

[Blacker]

What the hell are you trying to say with 'uh'?

[Icarus]

could it be he feels like saying uh, punk?

[Zeltaris]

Yeah, is that so hard to get?
:P

[kongurous]

Are you homosexual?

[Blacker]

Does he mean "ah,ah,ah yeaaah..."?

[Zeltaris]

No.

Is kong the master playgirl?

[Yoda]

Why did you turn to the dark side?

[Zeltaris]

Are you talking about me?

[TheListener]

Who the hell else?

[Icarus]

Ur Mom!(?)

[Yoda]

Have you ever considered revising Grade One spelling and grammar?

[Blacker]

Does anyone understand him

[Yoda]

Do you realise that you've just provided evidence for me, by clumsily forgetting the Question mark?

[Blacker]

What if I say "I forgot" ????????????????????????????????????????

Happy now :P

[Jimmy_the_saint]

No im not happy. Do you know what happens when I get not happy??

[Blacker]

Sorry,do you even know who am I?

:P

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Yes, yes I do. I believe the real question is do you know who I am??

[Blacker]

Are you Jimmy_the_saint?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

....... Why do you question my Authority?!?!?!?!?!

[Blacker]

Can you see thread name?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

yes i can. can you see my middle finger raised at you??

[Blacker]

Is that question?

I don't,I see dragon on your avatar...

[Zeltaris]

how do i pley starcraft¡?

plz hlp :(

[Blacker]

Do you need help with Warcraft III?

[Zeltaris]

r u stoopid i sed starcraft?

[Yoda]

Why do you accuse someone of being stupid when you type like that?

[Zeltaris]

r u seyin i'm stupid?
[I'll only stop when someone catches the reference. It's a tough one, so get busy kids!]

[Blacker]

Can you imagine why I asked that?

[Zeltaris]

cos ur gey lol?
seriously guys, all you have to do is say the magic words:
"Zelt is pretending to be _ ____ __ ___"

[Blacker]

Do you think I love cuz you're 'tits eh rp man'?

[Icarus]

Do you think the fact that your posting random, absurd questions on a silly thread projects anything good about you onto your peers????

[TheListener]

Why wouldn't it?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

well i think the real question is WTF happened to your face man?

[Yoda]

Do you honestly think that it is his real face?

[Blacker]

Why do you ask questions like this?

[Icarus]

Why do you ask questions like that?

[Zeltaris]

y u no help me? i need to play stacraft :(

[Icarus]

me too. But i'm failing every class I have... work time!

wha-! why did you distract me from asking a question like I was supposed to do!?

[Blacker]

Does it help if I say double-click on SC icon?

[Yoda]

How would that help?

[TheListener]

Does it help if I double click on my dad's "My pr0n" in 'my pictures'?

i iz ascared

[Zeltaris]

u has pr0n of ur dad in ur kamputer?

YUCK YUCK U SICK BAZTUHD

[Icarus]

where's the sc icon?

[Blacker]

Did you look in Desktop?

[Icarus]

Where's the desktop?

[Blacker]

Do you have monitor?

[Icarus]

maybe.maybe not. Why are you asking?!

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Why are you not fully answering?

[Icarus]

Could it be because I'm embarrassed as to what the answer would be?

[Zeltaris]

y r u macking me? it hurtz my fealings :(

[Icarus]

MACKing you? no. Wish i was mackin the chick in your sig, though. don't you think so?

[Blacker]

Hey stop,do you kno where you are?

[Yoda]

Isn't it clear that I'm in close proximity to a computer?

[Zeltaris]

dos ur camputer have SC? cos i need to pley it.

[Icarus]

Why the hell would I let someone called "zeltaris" tamper with my computer?

[Blacker]

Is that good question?

[Icarus]

...yes?

[Blacker]

....why?

[Icarus]

......?

[Zeltaris]

UR NOT HELPIN! U SUCK AND UR USERNAME 2.

O i forgot to maik question. Howabout now?

[Blacker]

Are you crazy man,heh? .0.

[Zeltaris]

y u ask my that o_0?

[Blacker]

Want to keep thread on?

I want :P

[Zeltaris]

How is my style of posting relevant to the conservation of this thread?

[Icarus]

HOW IS YOUR STYLE OF POSTING CONTRIBUTING TO THE CONSERVATION OF YOUR FACE???!!!!! cuz i don't think it is! hehe

[Zeltaris]

Why the fick are you allowed to exist? o_O

[Blacker]

Who cares?

[Icarus]

Maybe I fruckin wanna exist!?

[Blacker]

Do you like my new avy or siggy?

[Icarus]

Avy, yes. Siggy, I think that's WoW, so no! Cookie?

[Blacker]

Can you that in my siggy are all of 4 races from Warcraft III?

[Zeltaris]

Can you improve your sentence construction, please?

[Icarus]

yah, wuts yer deal holmes?

[Blacker]

Than,what's going on?

[Icarus]

Who's Than?

[Zeltaris]

Is he related to Khan?

[Blacker]

Oh,did I made mistake?

I thought THEN :D

[Zeltaris]

Have you noticed 115% of all americans make that same mistake? :P

[Icarus]

You cant have 115% of Americans you tardball?

[Zeltaris]

Did you forget to take your irony supplements today?

[SeriousGamer104]

LOL he called you a tardball zelt, lol.

Do you forget to take/leave a dump today?

[Blacker]

Why are you asking that?

[Icarus]

Fetch me a ham sandwich?

[Zeltaris]

Nigga what?

[Blacker]

???:::wtf:::???

[Zeltaris]

izzat even a quesshun, beeyotch?

[Darkslayer633]

how should I know?

[Zeltaris]

Don't you claim to be all knowing?
Oh, it's just the alcohol speaking...

[Icarus]

Colorless green chickens sleep intensely?

[Blacker]

Do you want to explain that further,plz?

[Icarus]

Sure. Ever heard of Noam Chomsky?

[Yoda]

Why should I have heard of someone so insignificant?

[Icarus]

Why are you attacking that poor defenseless jedi from his back?

[Zeltaris]

Are you being mean on purpose? Cos you're making me cry :(

[Blacker]

Why should I?

[Icarus]

why should you what?

[VigilanteV]

Why should he know what he should why?

[Icarus]

indeed?

[Blacker]

Do you guys think that that's my problem?

[VigilanteV]

Why shouldn't we?

[Blacker]

If it's cool,why not? :P

[SHISHKABOB]

It isn't cool, wait, was that a question?

[Blacker]

Have you some reason for asking me that?

[SHISHKABOB]

Do I?

[Zeltaris]

Ice Cream?

[Aqo]

I scream?

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

I SCREAM for ICE CREAM! We're talking about ice cream now, right?

[VigilanteV]

Or is it frozen yogurt?

[Blacker]

Is it ice milk which screams?

:)

[Icarus]

Why do you insist on talking about ice, which causes me to crave it's sweet, smooth, soft, cold, scrumptious taste?

[Zeltaris]

Are you thinking of clemen?
Cos that thing you described doesn't quite seem like ice cream to me o_O

[Blacker]

Hmm....Do you think so?

[SeriousGamer104]

^^^ Is that your question?

Do you like chinese food?

[Blacker]

Do you like meat>

[Yoda]

Why would I support the slaughter of animals?

[Blacker]

Did I say animals?

[Ghelgath]

What else do you get meat from?

[SeriousGamer104]

LOL@ Ghelgath^^^ LOL@ Blacker.

[VigilanteV]

that wasn't a question?

[Jeff]

Is "that wasn't a question?" even a question?

[VigilanteV]

Is there a real answer to your question that is questioning my questionable question?

[Blacker]

Hehehehehe,this thread REALY makes me smile :D

We're all sick,do you think so?

[SeriousGamer104]

Yes we are! :b

I need more rep.

[Yoda]

You haven't been here very long to have accumulated much rep.

I have a huge essay due on Monday, but it's too much effort to write.

[Zeltaris]

How long will it take you to notice that this isn't Make My Day?

[Yoda]

It's because the last post in the thread made me think it was...

"Yes we are! :b

I need more rep."

This acts like a "Make my day" post, and my brain isn't working at 100% when I'm in the Game room, lolz...

Do you think it would take long?

[Blacker]

Do you have any idea?

[Icarus]

wtf??

[TheDriver]

wtf is with your wtf?
Is Jaina Proudmore sexier than Kerrigan as a terran?

[Blacker]

That was 2 questions :)

1.Yeah,realy,wtf with your wtf?
2.Jaina-has pretty good boobs,(:P)are you with me?

[Zeltaris]

No. Those aren't boobs, they're splines covered in pixels...

isn't drooling over a WC3 hero's boobs... sad?

[Yoda]

Isn't the entire concept of that, and things like that, disturbing?

[Blacker]

Can you realize that I was just kidding,ppl?

[Leosam096]

Did you know I just joined in now?

[Blacker]

So what?

[Leosam096]

Who cares?

[WarInSerbia]

Is this realy a questions game?

[TheDriver]

Is it ?

[Blacker]

What are you talking about?

[SeriousGamer104]

How many times can you rip a piece of paper?

[Blacker]

What the hell are you trying to say,man?

[Icarus]

Dude what the hell is in your avy?

[Blacker]

What did you say about my avy?

[TheDriver]

Did he backtalk you?

[Blacker]

Should I know that?

[VigilanteV]

How would i know?

[Yoda]

Can I see into your head?

[SeriousGamer104]

LOL, did I start a something?

No you can't see in my head.
Well enter at your own risk :b

[Blacker]

Am I ?

[Ghelgath]

"I think, therefore I am."

Do you think? That would answer your question :D

[VigilanteV]

No...Or does it?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Why does your mum want to sell her body for the answer to that question and also tommorows food bill?

[Blacker]

Do you want to get banned for that question?

[TheDriver]

Maybe?

[Blacker]

What?

[Icarus]

asphinctersayswhat?

[Ghelgath]

What are you implying with that question?

[bobboy]

What are you questioning with that imp-lying with you?

[Yoda]

Why don't we discuss something intelligent?

[Blacker]

Ok Yoda,who hates today's fashion in entire world?

[WarInSerbia]

Why Yoda?

[TheDriver]

Why Not?

[Blacker]

Who else want to talk about something serious?

[Yoda]

Isn't it obvious I meant something more serious?

[Blacker]

Then what's "serious"?

[TheDriver]

is anything truly "serious"?

[Blacker]

Does even serious exist?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Would you please define for me "exist"?

[Blacker]

Did I write it wrong?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Why are you asking that question? Cant you see for yourself if you wrote it wrong?

[Blacker]

Yes,I wrote it wrong,so what?

[DarkMirror]

Why are you defending yourself if you dont see it as a problem?

[Blacker]

Ok,I confirm that,I'm wrong,what's next?

[VigilanteV]

or were you wrong?

[Blacker]

Can you say anything else?

[WarInSerbia]

Can you?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Maybe I can, but why does it matter? Do we have another subject we could move on to?

-DocTera

[Icarus]

erm.... wassup?

[Blacker]

Is that 'another subject'?

[Icarus]

sure, why couldn't it be?

[Blacker]

Are you alright?Is that subject?

[WarInSerbia]

Wassup??

[Blacker]

Why are you doing this to me?

[WarInSerbia]

I do not sound like Yoda,Do I?

(Grunt pissed 4)

[Icarus]

could you please get your crap out of my eyes?

[Blacker]

124167,can you change your avatar and can you remove those shitty numbers out of this forum?

:P

[Icarus]

bu-... ebe-.... erm... *pwned*... ?

[Blacker]

What the Fuck?

[Kazansky]

What the Purple Putrid FLYING Fuck!??

[Blacker]

Do you want be my pets?

[Kazansky]

Do you want to go to China?

[Blacker]

Do you want to go in Japan?

[Kazansky]

Why can't we all just shoot without interruptions?

[Icarus]

why can't you just be shot and die!?

[Blacker]

Is that the best he can do?

[Icarus]

No, but do you think it's more effective to stick a lamp shade up his butthole, snap open his jaw, crap down his throat, stick sharp sickles through his nipples, hang him from the ceiling on them, beat him with baseball bats in hopes of his body bursting with candy, clawing open his belly, rolling out his intestines, and then sticking it back down through his throat, while playing "Barbie Girl" full blast In a bat-infested cave!?!?!?!?

[Kazansky]

Have you heard Barbie Girl by Homegrown? XD

[Jimmy_the_saint]

have your heard Godspeed by anberlin? Or is that to Advanced for your intelligence?

[Kazansky]

Are you having a really bad life today? XD

[Icarus]

Are you THAT ugly that you have to hide your face behind something in every one of your pics?

[Kazansky]

Are you always so hostile, hostile? XD

[WarInSerbia]

Wassup?

[Dusty]

Who wants to know?

[3Vee]

Would you tell them even if they did?

[Dusty]

No, would you?

[Blacker]

Shut a fuck up,can you? :P

[VigilanteV]

can you?

[Epyon94]

that is a very good question.
Can you infact do anything, or is it just your imagination?

[Dusty]

Are you a furry? Why does your avatar makes me think of that CSI episode for no reason?

[Blacker]

Ya man,what is CSI,please?

[West]

why do you give a shit

[Dusty]

Why all the hostility?

[West]

why don't we listen to rap?

[Icarus]

CSI = Creatively Seducing Innocents?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Why are you words as empty as your soul?

[Blacker]

What are you going to do about this now?

[West]

why is AJ a deity

[Blacker]

Shoud I understand you?

[WarInSerbia]

Wassup?

[Blacker]

Can you stop saying 'wassup'?

[WarInSerbia]

No,wassup?

[Icarus]

yeah, wazdown?

[Blacker]

Ok,wasleft?

[WarInSerbia]

Us? lolololololololololololol

[Blacker]

What do you want from me?

[WarInSerbia]

I think that I want AI,but still?!

[Blacker]

Do You mean AI from wc3?

[WarInSerbia]

So you mean AI from AI?
btw,Wassup?

[Blacker]

Maybe?

[WarInSerbia]

Why dont you say wassup?Ever seen Scream 1 or scary movie 1?

[Blacker]

Yes,I am...Sooo?

[Icarus]

so wazdown

[VigilanteV]

hello?

[ZeroDarkStar]

why is seigemaster so fucking weird?

owned!

3 out of 43,000!

[Epyon94]

Because he was born that way.

I guess it can't be helped?

[Blacker]

Is there somebody smart,or not?

[Epyon94]

Here at the Warboards?
Your kidding right?

[Blacker]

How could you even think that that was joke?

[VigilanteV]

how could you think it was serious?