Would You?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Yes, yes I would. Speaking of 500, THIS IS THE 500th POST IN THIS THREAD! WHOO WHOO WHOO!

Would you scuttle a rocket for a chance to design your own Triple-A game?

-DocTera

[Galiant]

umm wat is triple A

Would you be a crap or the wind of the kings who reigned in peace and love?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Neither sounds very good.

Would you kill the crazy...thing in Galiant's Signature for $1,000?

-DocTera

[Gunmonk]

Depends what kind of death are we looking for?

Would you eat a defiler?

[DoctorZettabyte]

No, the neurotoxins would kill me.

Would you get headcrabbed just to look cool on Halloween?

-DocTera

[Galiant]

No, I have my own home-made costume made out from Paper mache.. I dont use it anymore....

Would you eat crap to have 900000000000000 Dollars

[DoctorZettabyte]

Yeah. Yeah I would.

Would you eat a car to become president of the world?

//Xerabyte

[raidmax]

Umm... Cars arent exacltly eatable.

Would you rather get impaled by 3 10 foot long spikes, or have your entrails ripped out, and laid arcross railroad tracks?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Mmm...spiky.

If you were to receive a weapon, which would you use? Mace, spiked club, flail with a very short chain, or a morning star with foot-long steel spikes?

//Xerabyte

[raidmax]

Definatly the Mace. Maybe the flail, but I suck with those.

Would you rather own a PS3 (no internet) and Xbox360, or the most Kick-azz Computer?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Kick-ASC_II comp. All the way. Forever. PC wins!

Disciples II Gold Edition, or Civilization II (Vanilla)?

//Xerabyte

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Neither.

H3 or Bioshock

[Sirion]

H3

would sell it for a thousand bucks?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

No. I don't rip off fan boys unless there is a good reason.

Would you eat ice-cream flavoured poo or poo flavoured icecream?

[pytum]

ice-cream flavoured poo, because it is ice cream, and we can chemicaly create the poop flavor:P

Would you eat poop from some cute and big boobed girl with diarrhea for 64 356 485.66 dollars?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

hmmmmmm........................y-no.

Would you?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Would I...delete pytum's post? If I had uber-mod powers.

If I were to leave WarBoards altogether, would you miss me? Why?

//Xerabyte

[Jimmy_the_saint]

No. You're too orange.

If i was going to leave warboards and take my ointment with me would you miss me?

[raidmax]

ummmm.... Yes, I'd horribly miss you, I would cry myself to sleep every night... [/sarcasm]

Would you rather have:
8911
This desk, or
8912
This desk?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Number two.

AIM or MSN?

[DoctorZettabyte]

AIM, sucky as it is.

Would you miss me if I left WarBoards?

//Xerabyte

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Yes. I would miss your babbaling about orange.

would people miss me?

[ZeratulStukov]

No. At least i wouldn't

Woul you eat a raw fish, not cooked, just as it is, for 1.000 U.S. $ ???

[DoctorZettabyte]

Yes. If it was small though.

Would you still play Counter-Strike: Source even if there were no online servers and the game was botplay only?

//Xerabyte

[apostolos]

Nope.

Would You?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Well, that's what I'm doing now, so yes...Yes I would.

Would you buy a watch of pure gold, even if you (or your kin/friends) could never sell it?

//Xerabyte

[Yoda]

No - that's a complete waste of money.

Would you buy a SNES today?

[masterofhobbiton]

Yes, I want to play the original donkey kong country games. Not if it was really expensive though. :D

Would you buy an original arcade cabinet classic like pacman or space invaders for 50 USD?

[Galiant]

sure why not....

Would you drink water that came from the toilet and was touched by masterofnobbito?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

No.

Would you?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Icky. No.

Would you still play Half-Life 2 even if there was no DoG?

//Xerabyte

[ZeratulStukov]

Of course :D

Would you eat a fried headcrab ?

[xodkrm]

No.

Would you betray your friend and make him end up life in prison for 25,000$ cash?

[Serban]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't. :concern:

Would you go outside only in a T-shirt at under 32ºF/0ºC?

[DoctorZettabyte]

Hell no. Fire was made for a reason!

Would you rather have all Unreal games 1, Na Pali, 2, Tournament 99, Tournament 04 or just Unreal Tournament III?

//Xerabyte

[BlackHawk]

None, I didn't really like the series.

Would you rather have sex with a normal mermaid (top half human, bottom half fish) or an inverted mermaid (top half fish, bottom half human)? (Rep to anyone who gets the reference).

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Futurama reference.

And the Latter. Nowhere to put the package in the first.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Would you rather post a "Would You" with a choice, or just break the thread rules and leave it blank?

//Xerabyte

[MajorSonnwaitts]

I'll follow the damn rules. Rules rules!!!

Would you eat your girlfriend's head for having SC2 now?

[pytum]

no way... i prefer girl than sc2

would you do such a thing?(the post above me)

[DoctorZettabyte]

I dunno, but I'd certainly talk better than your average caveman. (I...prefer...girl...than...SC2!!!)

Would you give rep to people who's birthday was today even if it meant you'd get no recognition in return?

//Xerabyte

[MajorSonnwaitts]

No.

Would you?

[Zerg_eater]

yes

Would you Attack a girl if it meant Living forever?

[raidmax]

No, living forever sucks.


Would you get the Soviet Union back together if you could?

[DoctorZettabyte]

No. Communism didn't work then, why would it now? I'd only do it if a better leader was in power who could do a better job at enacting communist policies and actually make it work.

Would you live in your car for five years if it meant getting one billion dollars in your retirement fund?

//Xerabyte

[Hasharin]

toughie ^_^

if the car was like a moving truck arnd really spacious, then yes if it had utilites. if not...NO WAY!!!!!

Wpuld you rather die yourself and let your girlfriend live or let her live and you die? :concern:

[Zerg_eater]

.....there both the same

Would you kill yourself for your family or run away from the mon eating monster leaving your family dead.

[Hasharin]

let my family live :(

maybe i could kill the monster with my 1337 5K|11Z!!!!!111111111one!!!!!111111111

would you rather FAIL at school or FAIL socially

[WarInSerbia]

at school

Would you eat your crap to survive in the desert?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

I'd prefer to die than to eat my crap.

would you stop crapping for a month for all the money in my pocket ($17.54)?

[Hasharin]

um no.
Would you?

[AzVortez]

no thanks, im constipated enough already atm... too.. much.. pizza

would you be able to say a question non-related to crap?

[Hasharin]

yes.

Would you blind someone for a Klondike bar? XD

[MajorSonnwaitts]

depends who i have to blind.

Would you kick your mom for +rep?

[Hasharin]

no. lol

Would you do that "new drug" in the Debate forum for half a million bucks?

[AzVortez]

no
1. because i have no idea because
2. i cant find the debate forum. see how nubby i am? lol

would you go sky diving even if it resulted you "browning" your pants?

[West]

hell yes

would you choose to be evil if god made you the Antichrist?
(if you had a choice)

[Serban]

Say what?! Nein!

Would you lack the basic Vlassetruden to achieve the Glubenschnitzen if I wreck absolute unadulterated Crushenschmitzen upon your Flaggengrappensteissen diction?

[SolidSamurai]

Perhaps... improbable maybe! But only semi-sorta.

Would you do a hot chick if she were like the hottest chick in the universe with every quality and fantasy that you could possibly ask for in a woman, even if she was a succubus who stole your soul, had you dead by 50, and damned to eternal damnation in the 9th level hell to have demons screwing you 24/7/365/infinitesimy?

[Hasharin]

no. nice story though :D

Would you fight a black mamba (close range) for a million bucks?

[Fiendwurm]

if i had a flame thrower

would you eat a who pinnapple for a million bucks? (the pinnapple still has all the pointy bits)

[Tuxinator]

nope, i dont need money.

Would you buy someone leagaly if you could?

[pytum]

yeah

would you eat your own spittle from the floor mixed with crap of dove for one hundred bucks?

[SolidSamurai]

no. nice story though :D


Feh, what're you? Gay?

Answer to above question: I totally would.

Would you impersonate hitler in a prison whilst giving a hitler speech whilst dressed as hitler while standing on a podium in front a crowd of sociopathic jewish inmates in the cafeterria, with all steel doors to the room secured for up to 2 hours, for 100,000 bucks?

[West]

if i had a gun, yes



would you cut your leg off like the guy did in SAW 1 or just wait there
and poison the other guy with poison cigarette to be freed?

[SolidSamurai]

Never even saw that movie, but the guy who cut his leg off sounds like a wimp, so no. Plus, I'd bleed to death anyway.

Would you quit starcraft if you could genuinely be more successful in life?

[Fiendwurm]

fuck no

would you sell your soul to the devil so you could be a pro player on starcraft?

[Tuxinator]

well...... no, hell would make my comp overheat.

would you run your car into a fat person if they walked in front of you, and you wouldnt get in trouble?

[BlackHawk]

Nope, why would I want to hit them?

Would you leave your work to the last minute? Or do it in advance?

[tremaparagon]

Would you quit starcraft if you could genuinely be more successful in life?
hell ya

To above:
Last minute

Would you drink sharpie ink or yak pee, in equivalent amounts?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

neither becaue i get no reward for doing that.

Would you eat a mobile phone battery if you got $5000?

[pytum]

hell no

would you eat a coin of 25 cents for a ps3, a xbox360, a wii and 1000 dollars?

[Darkslayer633]

hell no

would you eat a coin of 25 cents for a ps3, a xbox360, a wii and 1000 dollars?

faster then you can say coin

would you go back in time and remain as a child no older then 10 if yo would.

[pytum]

no ;)

would you travel to north korea?

[SolidSamurai]

Sure.

Would you allow a cockroach to take possession of you and infinitely humilate you for the rest of your life having taken over your mortal flesh, however allowing you to spend the afterlife in an infinitely spanning bath house of saunas, hot tubs, swimming pools, massage parlors, music, waterproof lcd/plasma tvs and videogames, underwater sound systems, gymnasiums, hot athlete chicks, etc.? The drawback however is that you're constantly reminded of your humilation in your mortal life through some of the chicks talking behind your back.

[tremaparagon]

do they also have condoms? then yes

Would you eat one of your fingers for $10,000?

[pytum]

hell no...

would you do that?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Only if it's a Butterfinger...

Would you put a very powerful virus to your PC without chance to save nothing of your files to get a brand new PC?

[tremaparagon]

hell no, the PC I'm typing on is brand new, so all that would happen is I would lose my files

Would you get yourself banned from every forum for a new TV?

[pytum]

For a HDTV 1080p res, maybe

would you give your life for the humanity?

[SolidSamurai]

Hell no. Humans suck.

Would you answer me, if I asked you, "Did I ask the Heroine question yet?"

[RedSpectre]

.............
Would you commit suicide if it meant saving the life of anyone you loved?

[pytum]

maybe, but only if she's my wife, or my kids

would you eat a whole banana. in one bite, infront of your classmates for a blowjob of the hottest chick in your school?

[tremaparagon]

No Duh who would'nt!?! (okay a girl wouldn't)

would you flip off your principal for extra credit in a class?

[SolidSamurai]

Extra credit meaning extra marks, then yes, because then the school would probably condone it, which probably means they're conspiratin' against the principal, and advocating serious hate crime (which isn't my problem, so I don't have the liberty of caring).

Would you want to answer that last question I asked if it yielded productivity?

[ZeratulStukov]

Would you kill DoctorZettabyte for ∞ (infinite amount of) $ and for my eternal respect and gratitude ???

[DoctorZettabyte]

Nah. I'm too great to do that.

Would I report you for incessantly whining about how much you "hate" me? Why yes, I probably would. And I will, too, if you don't watch yourself, kid. Would you?

-DocTera

[Hasharin]

yes.

give up a slice of your favourite pie for a WHOLE chocolate cake?

[FrankZ]

No. I hate chocolate, and I'm allergic.

Would you kill your parents so that your girlfriend/boyfriend does not die?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

I have no girlfriend since september, so it's a no.

Would you stop play SC1 to get earlier SC2?

[FrankZ]

Not even a wink. No.

Would you prefer to talk a walk on a cliffside rather than take your 120mph Ferrari?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Walking is healthy.

Would you allow me to pwn you for +rep?

[pytum]

nope, nay, no, not

would you give a finger in order to get sc2 and a blowjob by end of this year?

[FrankZ]

Hmmm... maybe..

Would you eat blue cheese after waking up?

[West]

Yeah.


Would you kill yourself for world peace?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

No. I would just wait for it.

Would you eat your own keyboard without vomiting for pwning me?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Hmmmm let me think about that............NO!

Would you?

[FrankZ]

Yeah.

Would you prefer to eat a shitty dildo in exchange for your dog's life?

[pytum]

no, i prefer the dog's death

would you say "omfg, a dildo" in front of your friends?

[FrankZ]

No. I'd say "OMFG! A plastic c:)ck!"

Would you vomit in front of the camera?

[pytum]

if the video wasnt uploaded to youtube, i would

would you steal if you were poor?

[Hasharin]

yes.

would you end Starcraft 2 production for a really good computer?

[FrankZ]

No. FTW that's a very stupid and dumb question.

Would you eat a chicken alive for $1,000,000?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

maybe when it's fried...

Would you?

[Hasharin]

no!!!!!!!

would you eat a tater tot stuffed with potential poison?

[pytum]

no

would you lick a cat's crap for 100 dollars

[MajorSonnwaitts]

no.

Would you eat your own shirt for +rep (the only non-money reward I can remember right now)?

[ZeratulStukov]

no

Would you kill a zerg for [insert huge number here] $ ?

[tzzA]

yes, assuming I get unlimited resources to do so.


Would you pay several thousand dollars to get a new high-end graphics card a year before it came on the market?

[pytum]

no

Would you steal in a walmart for 50 dollars?

[SilverCrusader]

No goes against my morals!

Would you kill yourself if you were the last person on earth?

[tzzA]

not really, no

would you swear to never play your favorite video game in exchange for 10K cash?

[pytum]

hell yeah!, i have more than one favorite game

would you spend 100 dollars in the 99cent store in order to get a blowjob?

[migidu]

depends who's gonna give me, maybe i'd get it even free ! :D

would you cheat on your girlfriend ?

[Galiant]

no

would you cheat on ur gf in order to satisfy your lust and carnal pleasure?

[pytum]

no

Would you lick your dick for 1000 dollars? (if you can reach it)

[Galiant]

no

would you?

[Moser]

Would you lick your dick for 1000 dollars? (if you can reach it)
no

would you?
I'm not gay or anything, but sure, why not? It be like the equivalent of licking my finger, I'd just need to take a shower first, quick $1000. Dogs do it all the time, can't be that bad.

Would you please grow the fuck up and get off the topic of sex and dick licking? Nothing sounds more desperate then sex questions in an online forum.

[Hydralisk1337]

Fuck yeah. I would.

Would you hit a person for bringing up such a ridiculous topic in this thread for the sake of it?

[pytum]

Would you please grow the fuck up and get off the topic of sex and dick licking? Nothing sounds more desperate then sex questions in an online forum.

dont take it so seriously... please :)

no i wouldnt

would you exchange your favorite videogame for an hdtv?

[migidu]

i dont know whats an hdtv, well why not if i could buy another 1 of my favorite videogame.

would you like to make the Dead or Alive girls into reality?

[Galiant]

well.. no

If they were the same age as I am then yes.

If all of the DoA girls were real and younger than you by 2 years and they are desperately in need of a man because they got stuck on an island and haven't seen a human masculine species and you were the one that rescued them and they all fell in love with you. Would you just accept them as friends or would you take them into your house and make them as your maids but you treat them as a family member?

[migidu]

friends. :D

oh man, i love them.

would want to be the first or the last - in being someone's special partner?

[ZeratulStukov]

First (dunno why :P)

Would you FOREVER destroy World Of Warcraft, if no consequences ever existed??? (I surely would)

[VigilanteV]

What?! no...no i wouldn't.

would you give a poor man money or a hungry man food.

[SolidSamurai]

Hungry man food.

Broke man money or a literally broke man health insurance?

[tzzA]

health insurance, assuming you're paying for it.

consume several pounds of (cooked, normal) meat to win a modest-sized bet?

[SilverCrusader]

consume several pounds of (cooked, normal) meat to win a modest-sized bet?
Yes, so long as I'm allowed to run a 5k before eating it.

Would you go to Rome or Athens?

[tzzA]

Rome most assuredly.

Anger God or Kyle Katarn?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Anger God. This is not the "Your Choice" thread, BTW.

Would you cut your own penis to save you and your girlfriend from the Apocalypse?

[SolidSamurai]

Nah.

Would you do a hot chick and become rich, only you had to give your soul to her?

[pytum]

maybe...

would you suicide yourself to bring peace and quit poorness in the world, forever?

[Moser]

Uhh.. sure?

would you suicide yourself to bring peace and quit poorness in the world, forever?
Would you rather learn English, or post like a 'tard?

[SilverCrusader]

N0, b3c4us3 im t00 1337 f0r t3h 4p0c0lyps3.

Would you kill 100 people to save 150?

[SolidSamurai]

No. No. Just no, I refuse. I can't work with all this blank space!

I'd rather post like a 'tard, because it's more satisfying in the long run.

And yah, I'd preferably kill 100 people if I could be granted the chance to kill another 150. Did that come out right?

Would you rather work with blank space, or just not post at all?

[migidu]

just not post at all. wait, why there two choices?


would you like to challenge God like Satan did?

[SolidSamurai]

Nah, because it only gets you frozen to some boulder that substitutes as a throne at the bottom of hell in the end.

Would you like to become god, only you'd be ridiculously insane, and be feeling everything in the universe at once all at the same time? Of course, you'd also be immortal.

[VigilanteV]

yes.


Would you like some fries with that?

[migidu]

sure.


Would you even create humans and in your own image and likeness if you were God?

[pytum]

No... i would make hot immortal chicks for me...
from jenna jameson`s image

Would you touch a girl`s ass in public without her being your girlfrind?

[migidu]

if i had a good reason to touch it. just bumpin to her would be touching her ass, pinching it would be a lot different


Would you do everything in the name of love ?

[ZeratulStukov]

Not quite....

Would you die for your girlfriend, if you love her sooo freakin' much?

[migidu]

sure why not ? but of course, it would be such a waste if i were dead.


would you love a girl even she does not love you or even know you ?

[Galiant]

no

would you change the topic instead of girlfriend talk

[tzzA]

yes

jump in a snowbank naked for $50?

[Polkaman]

Ya. Totally. Hold up i did it for 10...

Would you fart in the girl you love's face for 20 bucks?

[tzzA]

heh

not applicable ;)

base jump at a random location for free?

[Polkaman]

No... either the top floor of the empire state building to the first stair step...

Have the World Wide Internet Crash for 1 month if u could get SC 2 for $1?

[pytum]

yeah, why not? but that would cost billions of looses to WoW and blizzard will fall...

would you keep you mouth shut for one full week(even sleeping or at the Wc) for 100 dollars?

[migidu]

would you keep you mouth shut for one full week(even sleeping or at the Wc) for 100 dollars?

yeah maybe.


would you make fun of your professor in front of your classmates?

[masterofhobbiton]

If I dislike the professor; yes, probably.

would you sleep with your eyes taped open for a week for 20 dollars?

[ZeratulStukov]

Nope. Money sucks!

Would you have sex with Afrodite?

[Galiant]

no

would you?

[Polkaman]

Not even if i knew who he was.

Would you lick pubes for 100$?

[ZeratulStukov]

Not even if i knew who he was.

SHE is the goddess of beauty in Greek Mythology, you ignorant fag :mad:

Now, BTTG:

Nope... besides, I don't think any warboardian could even reach them with the tongue :)

Would you kill Polkaman for his unbelievable ignorancy, if no consequences could exist?

[migidu]

no. why take away one's life ? let God do that.


would you get angry if you get an infraction at wb ?

[ZeratulStukov]

Maybe...

Would you have sex?

[migidu]

Sure, why not, everybody does.


Would you read first the rules thread before posting ?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Yes.

Would you?

[SolidSamurai]

I'd kill polkaman, and then find a way to rape afrodite for 100 grand.

And yah... long story short, I would. I totally would.

Would that I would, I would. Would that too.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Would you have sex with Afrodite?

no

would you?Yeah, of course!!!

Would you become into MajorSonnwaitts?

[pytum]

hell no...

would you rub your pencil on majorsonnwaitts` pencil?

[migidu]

sure why not it's just a pencil unless it has other meaning. . .


Would you get a rep for being the worst member in Warboards?

[Polkaman]

No, but its allready happening...
Oh back to reality
You guys dont hate me, do u??? LoL (No Comment) :P

Would you run around your school naked for 100$?

[pytum]

if it is at night without any cameras and people, yes

would you do it for 101 dollars?

[Polkaman]

If its at night without any cameras and people, yes.
=P
would you do it in the day for 500$?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

No.

Would you?

Meh, I'm bored...

[Polkaman]

No.

Would you?
LoL

[migidu]

No


Would you with the playboy models ?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

what are we talking about? but with the playboy models i can do almost anything...

Would you stop posting?

[pytum]

No.

Would You enter a gay club?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

No.

Would you?

[Nostradamus]

Yes. I am very comfortable in my heterosexuality and have no problem with gay people. Hell, i'm thinking of going to the local gay pride parade with a few of my girl friends (not in THAT way) just for shits and giggles.

Would you streak through a church for £20?

[Hasharin]

Hell no.

Would you run through a nudist beach fully clothed? lol

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Too hot to be fully clothed in a beach.

Would you eat in McDonalds forever to get eternal life (although it causes exactly the opposite thing)?

[pytum]

yah!

would you enter a lesbian club?

[Hasharin]

If I had total bitch-slap protection, then sure.

Would you agree to infinite knowledge of everything for eternal life?

[SolidSamurai]

Hell yeah. Even if I went insane people would respect me. :P

Would you black out painfully and have trippy nightmares if you could wake up only to find school over and summer holidays having begun?

Your alter ego from a parrelel universe would of filled in for you for the rest of the year.

[VigilanteV]

my alter ego would be somewhere along the lines of Ghandi...so sure.

Would you sac a city for shits a gigglies?

[pytum]

no

would you shit on a dog for 5 dollars?

[Polkaman]

No.

Would you get caught watching porn by your parents for 50$?

[deadkat]

No.

Would you cut your own hand (left or right, doesn't matter) off with a pencil in exchange for anything and everything you could ever want?

[Andvari]

Yes, because i can get a new hand then :D

Would you sacrifice your own life to protect someone else that is much younger then you even if they only got another 5 years to live?

[SilverCrusader]

Let me think.... YES!

Would you run to school 10 miles in one direction if it was the only education available to you and you had to run?

[Hawthorne]

Yes, and I have :)

Would you leave your room naked fro a split second, without anyone seeing you for free milk & cookies?

[Polkaman]

No. I dont like milk.

Yes, because i can get a new hand then
Well there would be no point, you'd just have to live through the pain and gain nothing. =P

Would you fall in love with a man for 10000$? And Marry? And (Censored)?

[pytum]

no

Would you kill your own pet(s)to save all your files from your hard drive if that was the only way to save them?

[nwlostt]

No.

If you were in 1940's, and you had a chance to kill Adolf Hitler (Fully knowing that you will get caught.) would you do it?

[SolidSamurai]

Nah.

If I was jewish, maybe. Or I'd tell some jewish buff guys, "Hey, y'know, it's uh... an opportunity. Guess I could just leave it hangin' for yah, because it'll go away pretty soon. So uh... you'd best get on it if you wanna... [CENSORED]."

Would you [CENSORED] with your [CENSORED] in [CENSORED] at a [CENSORED] beach in public? For [CENSORED] with amazingly [CENSORED] exceptionally [CENSORED] hawt women? Who you later found out were transvestites, but then realised that the nation you commited [CENSORED] in, fully allowed you to go to trial to attempt to seek compensation for your suffering? Of course you'd have to hire a real [CENSORED] good [CENSORED] lawyer skilled in [CENSORING] the [CENSORED] out of defendants that it'd look the embodiment of [CENSORSHIP] itself. But it may be worth it, considering you might just be looking at a huge [CENSORED] pile of money.

Would you [CENSOR] yourself for possible cash in an intricate fraud scheme such as this in other words?

[Polkaman]

Hellz Yes. =P

Would you walk around your friends house when he's there naked for 300$?

[Tuxinator]

Girlfriends, hell ya. Other friend, hell no, unless hes asleep.


Would you shit in your hand, then wipe it on the wall of your school for a date with the hottest girl you know? (some dude did it in our school, just without the hot girl part)

[pytum]

fucking yeah, the wallz of my school need some nasty brown

Would you fart in your class while everyone is quiet for 25 dlls and a jumbo jack with a large soda?

[SolidSamurai]

Sure.

Would you [CENSOR] your [CENSORED] area to become a cyborg transvestite and gain recognition for being such (includes tv deals, yo)?

[Polkaman]

No.

Would you fuck a squirll and enjoy it for 50000 Cents?

[Tuxinator]

I couldnt fit it in a Squirrel....


Would you Smash your computer in exchange for a Giant Squid?

[pytum]

no

would you burn your computer`s HDD without having any kind of backup of the info stored in that HDD for 50000 dollars?

[Polkaman]

Hell yeah.

Would you knock up a woman and then run away for 55,318.61?

[SolidSamurai]

Yes. That kinda money would get me away internationally.

Would you drink a full jug of really sour milk if you could shit it out and then use it to get the extra edge against the prank patrol squad on the neighborhood when your employing the ol' bag-o-shit-on-fire-at-the-doorstep coup?

Humiliating the prank patrol would earn you the key to the city and 80 grand btw, because old folks hate pranker punks.

[migidu]

no.


would you stop and think for awhile and realize you were dead already ?

[Faiien]

no, it would probably bite me, and i dont think 5 dollars can pay for my injuries

would you eat poo fresh out of the pipe for 5 grand?

[FrankZ]

Heck no. 5 grand? Jeez.

Would you eat your baby's poo fresh out of the diaper if that's the only way to save your dying-cancered-STD'd-baby?

[SolidSamurai]

Um... no.

If I had baby that was dying of STD's and cancer I'd get it to the stem cell clinic, gosh. Or cryo the little guy and wait until they invent a cure to multiple terminal disease/you-are-definitely-screwed-so-bad disorder.

[FrankZ]

[ehh no question above?]

Would you kill your dog in exchange for your dog's life (hehe, pointless)?

[pytum]

no... i would kill my dog anyways

would you cut your arm for 1 million dollars and a free membership till you die with playboy to fuck AIDS-free, any sexual transmition diseases free big boobed hot girls and no paying tax till you die, and with a bionic arm as a gift?

[SilverCrusader]

Considering you just said cut your arm, and not cut your arm off, yes I would make a small incision on my arm and receive those things in return.
Would you accept multiplying your speed and strength and mental ability by 2 if it cuts your lifetime in half?

[FrankZ]

Yes. If it multiplies my ability (IQ of 97 x 2), I'd be able to invent someway to expand my lifetime.

If you had a bionic nuclear-powered mega-pistoned ultra-strong arm, would you use that to do good or evil?

[SolidSamurai]

Evil, I guess. I don't know, maybe. I think. /pedro voice

Would accept the offer of a free supercomputer from microsoft and the pentagon as well as privilege to use it for whatever the hell you want (including sell it for millions or billions), with the knowledge that it'd grow its own artificial intelligence and herald a machine takeover of mankind just 60 years later?

[FrankZ]

Yes.

Would you drink 1 liter of nuclear toxic waste if you get to own everything in the world and get healed 3 days later?

[pytum]

no

if the only way to save your Best friend of your life from a slow and painful death was getting fucked in the ass by a 7-feet-plus-one black guy, would you do it?

[Polkaman]

.........
*1 Hour Later*
"no"

would you save your family if all you had to do was turn asian?

[Galiant]

I'm already asian!

Would you stop time for your lust and carnal pleasure?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

If only I could do it...

Would you clean you toilet with your tongue to get eternal life?

[Polkaman]

yah.

Would you suck a dick for 10,000?

[MajorSonnwaitts]

No...

Would you?

[Gunmonk]

Bang your mom?.... Ubetcha

would you not rescind the negation to not negate to terminate you account on Warboards?

[FrankZ]

No.

Would you resist not to watch pron for a whole year to get double triple monthly salary?

[pytum]

well, if i was married, i would do that

Would you fwck teh fattest girl at your school for 500 dollars?

[Starcraft78cwal]

No. 500 dollars isn't enough. ^_^

Would you eat your own arm for a billion dollars?

[FrankZ]

No. It'll taste bitter.

Would you drink radioactive coffee for a hundred thousand dollars?

[ZeratulStukov]

No.

Would you stop asking things like "Would you.... for ... Dollars?"

[MajorSonnwaitts]

No.

Would you stop being an asshole for 10000 rep?

[Zerg_eater]

yes

Would you eat right now?

[Fred1000000]

Heck yes. I'll always eat.

Would you go outside with a simple jeans and tee on right now?

[ZeratulStukov]

no

would you do that?

[Fred1000000]

....Easy way out, muthatrucka. But no. Not here.

Would you eat a plate of sauerkraut?

[Polkaman]

No.

Would you wrestle a hungry bear for $1,000?

[Fred1000000]

No, not really.

Would you forsake your best friend for a hot woman?

[ZeratulStukov]

Depends on the situation. But in most cases, no.

Would you eat 3 big pizza's at lunch?

[Polkaman]

If i didnt throw up, yes. Only with pepperoni.

Would you eat you cat live, for all the money and more cats in the world?

[ZeratulStukov]

No! I love cats too much, and besides, I don't have any cat.

Would you kill your puppy for a lot of money?

[Polkaman]

Yes! Cause i dont have a puppy.

Would you fall down a 5-story building for ownership or Kmart?

[ZeratulStukov]

No, I would not do anything just for money or any valuables.

If you woulf have a girfriend, would you kill her for $ 1.000.000 ?

[Polkaman]

No...

Would you bang that (main character) chick in Juno for the loss of an eyeball for 3 months? (You get it back after.)

[FrankZ]

Yes.

Would you prefer hunks to average fat joes?

[VigilanteV]

this is a trap.

Would you spam just to get a high post count?

[Tuxinator]

Hell ya, i want another blue ball!

[ZeratulStukov]

Blue balls are NOT for spammers or people who post much. Just look at me. I got over 1000 posts and just one ball :) (sounded kinda' awkard, didn't it?)

Would you insult AJ every day for 5 rep balls? (Beware, he can ban your ass for good)

[VigilanteV]

Yes. But I would do it for 3 balls of rep.

Would you eat another person for survival?

[FrankZ]

Yeah, if the situation is a no-win scenario very much like the Cannibal Holocaust and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. :evil:

Would you step on Barney's face in exchange for gold?

[VigilanteV]

HAHAHAHA...yes.

Would you anti-spam someone by spaming?

[FrankZ]

Yes.

Would you kiss Homer Simpson in exchange for not kissing his ass?

[Polkaman]

yeah...

Would you get banned agian for 50 rep?

[FrankZ]

Nope. 50 rep's too little.

Would you scream "T3H SKY IS FALLING!!!11" in exchange for a horny slut with a creamy virgin vagina?

[VigilanteV]

umm...does she have an STD? If yes then no. If no then no. Sex is pointless with out any meaning IMO.
Would you kill a man for a pickle.

[Polkaman]

No.

Would you make out with a pig for all the bacon in the world?

[sumo88]

No, because that means the pig I just made out with would be served to me. And I don't think I am capable of ending a relationship in such a matter...even if it was with a pig.

Would you get banned from WB to win the most missed award?

[Polkaman]

No.

Would you pay 50$ to meet a dragon? Like real dragon?

[FrankZ]

Nope. Real dragons are hidden underneath men's trousers.

You and your GF are alone in your room. No one else is in the house. You two were working on a sex education project. Then she gets horny and takes her clothes off. Her hymen is still intact. She wants to knock you. Would you knock her too?

[Tuxinator]

To steal a line from shawn of the dead: "Fuck ya!"

Your out in the desert with no food. You find a cow. Eat it or ride it home?

[Polkaman]

Ride it. (ew)

You and Vanessa Hudgens are in the back seat of a 1998 Chevy Tahoe. Suddenly she takes off her bra. Would you bone her, knowing her boyfriend is in the backseat unconsious, willing to wake up any second and kill you?