Your Choice

[bobboy]

Avatar. I like mine =P

Removal of your left lung through a pleasurable procedure (makes you feel pleasure and not pain for some reason!) and have to use a respirator after that in your life or removal of the spleen via fork and knife?

[JenJen]

lung..i'm not a fan of pain

trip to africa or trip to south america?

[Protoss_Honor]

Africa. Meerkats are from Africa. Meerkats rock. Need I say more?

Living the hottest place on earth, or living in the coldest place on earth?

[IrishDutchman]

^aren't meercats something from Neopets? Not...africa?

Anyway, I'd rather live on the hottest place on earth, though they're both barren wastelands.

Chair or beanbag?

[Zenox]

Chair.. beenbags annoy me.

Horror movies or Comedy?

[Darmago]

comedy... Horror movies have a tendency to be boringly predictable.

before noon or after>

[UMSLdragon]

after, I'm more awake...

school, or eight hour shift?

[Magmaniac]

School.
<_< work is gay.

Mother lives or father lives.

[bobboy]

Mother lives. Only if i had to choose. HAD to. Dad had to go to S. Korea cause of some thing wit KKK burning our house and stupid-ass jury thinking dad wanted the insurance. As a result of that, i've lived wit my mom much more and gotten closer. way closer.

BTW. Meercats are real. They're ghetto. lol

Having to listen to FPS doug play CS:S for 18 hours or getting pwned by him for 18 hours? No escape until 18 hours are up. And u MUST listen/play.

[ShadowGonissa]

CS:S is a game, right? I like watching games. Especially if the person is a good player.

Getting a pet rabbit or getting a pet guinea pig?

[Bobbydeath]

Guinea Pig. It's easier to provide for and cuter.

Money or Fame?

Woot! 200th post!

[JenJen]

money. i dont care about being famous but i'd love to be wealthy

take notes in pencil or pen?

[Tharisfal]

Really depends on my mod, donno why, right now I'd like to take notes with a pen.

Quake or Unreal Tournament?

[IrishDutchman]

Unreal Tournament. Two words: Flack Cannon

Broken arm or broken leg?

[Zenox]

broken leg i can't type with one hand too slow..:P

Blondes or brunettes?

[Tharisfal]

Blondes.

Faramir or Boromir?

[Protoss_Honor]

Faramir. I like his name better.


Roleplaying or Reading?

[Bobbydeath]

Roleplaying. It's more lively.

StarCraft 2 or WarCraft 4?

[Zenox]

Starcraft 2 ,then Starcraft 3 ,Starcraft 4.....

Carpet or bare floor?

[Darmago]

bare floor, 'tis easier to clean.

Apple or Microsoft.(you're not allowed to say linux)

[TinyDancer]

Bah humbug. Apple.

T-shirts or button-down?

[ULTRAZEALOT]

button-down!!! its sexier XD


tequila or vodka???? its a hard one, at least for me :S

[Darmago]

I'm personally much more a fan of vodka than tequilla

Peppermint or Wintergreen.

[IrishDutchman]

Peppermint. What's Wintergreen?

Film Noir or Supernatural Thriller?

[Zenox]

Supernatural Thriller give me goose bumps.

To be or not to be?

[ULTRAZEALOT]

to be!!!! always facing it.

to fight stupid people? or ignore em????

[Darmago]

If crushing into oblivion was an option I'd take it. but I'd say ignore them for this choice.

Cream soda or root beer

[Zenox]

Uhmm..Root beer.

to be Deaf or Mute?

[ULTRAZEALOT]

mute!!!! my life is pointless without music :S

dead marine or dead hydralisk?

[Zenox]

dead marine.

A dragoon or a vulture pilot?

[Bobbydeath]

Dragoon. Much cooler.

Be Zerg or Undead?

[BlackHawk]

Undead, not very knowledgeable about Zerg / I'd rather be undead then some random alien.

Popular on Warboards or Highest Post Count?

[Morkeliph]

Popular, if I actually have to choose between those two. Lord knows I'm neither.

Boxers or briefs?

[Subjukator]

briefs, keeps the tools snug

chapstick or manliness?

[Zenox]

Manliness because i have no idea what chapstick is :/

Adun or the Overmind?

[IrishDutchman]

Adun, I guess.

Movie+Girlfriend or Club+girlfriend?

[Tharisfal]

Movie ftw. Club includes dancing and dancing isn't my forte.

Scorpion or Sub-zero (yes Mortal Kombat :P)

[Zenox]

Scorpion breathes fire :D !

Java or C++ ?

[BlackHawk]

Java because that is the closest of the two to what I know / am learning now (Python).

Game developer or Game tester?

[Black.Ice]

Developer, for sure. Game testing usually sometimes consists of repeatedly doing the same thing a million times to make sure bugs are worked out.

If you were forced to become one animal, yet you retain your conscience, would you rather be a mammal or a bird?

[Zeltaris]

A mammal, obviously. Everyone knows bats can fly duh. And birds are sucky anyway >_>

Tequila or Vodka?

[BlackHawk]

Vodka. Never had Tequila so I'd have to try it out first xD.

Alcohol or Weed?

[Zenox]

Alcohol...no comment :D

Stranded on a beautifull tropical island with native gorgeous chicks or spending every night with the girl of your dreams...In a tundra!

[IrishDutchman]

tropical island, here I come.

Pepper or salt?

[Zenox]

Salty

A zergling for a pet or a saber tooth tiger?

[IrishDutchman]

Tiger. Nice 'n furry.

Boobs or ass? (I vaguely remember asking this. Meh.)

[Zenox]

B o o B s i love those life giving glands...

Gla or China?(C&C Generals)

[Darmago]

china.

dollars or euros

(1337th post)

[JenJen]

I like dollars because i'm american and have never used a euro

early dinner or late dinner

[EvilEmpire]

Late.. I dont like waking up in the night to take a piss and feel hungry <_< >_>

Back aches or head aches?

[Zeltaris]

Headache. It's not quite as incapacitating as a back ache. Plus, if your headache is due to a deadly brain tumour, you get free candy w00t ^__^

Porn or pr0n?

[Black.Ice]

Pron. Spelling w1th 0's and numbers m4kes m3 m4d!

Yahoo Messenger or MSN?

[Zeltaris]

Obviously MSN. It's the lesser of two evils

Death by bunnies or plain old boring death?

[Infested_Zeratul]

plain old boring death, i shall not fall to retarded blasphemies!

would you eat cow eye balls or woudl you rather eat cow balls?

[BlackHawk]

Eye balls. Is that even a hard choice? Really.

Cold or Headache?

[Zeltaris]

I insist, headache. Remember, FREE CANDY!!!!111eleven1!

Poetry-infested Creative Concepts or awesome Photoshoppy Creative Concepts?

[BlackHawk]

Photoshoppy CC through and through.

A shitton of casual acquaintances or a couple real good friends?

[Zeltaris]

The awesomely secksay egowhore named Zelt
Although I wouldn't say no a threeway with Zelt, Zelt and... Zelt (BH can watch :P)

AJ or BJ?

[JenJen]

AJ duh.

pringles or lays?

[ULTRAZEALOT]

pringles!!!!!!!!!

watermelon or melon?

[Zenox]

Watermelon yumyum

Party with worst hangovers ever or no party at all?

[Zenox]

Watermelon yumiyumyum.

SOAD or The Offspring?

[BlackHawk]

SOAD.

Video or Sound quality (for a movie / TV show)?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

OOHHHH toughy but ill say video because then i can turn on da subtitles.

Halo or metroid?

[Protoss_Honor]

Metroid. Only because I have played it countless times, and have played Halo all of one times.


Who would you rather be: kongurous or GenocideAlive?

[TinyDancer]

Kong, because he's got hair.

Mugs or tumblers?

[BlackHawk]

Mug. Handles ftw.

Milk or OJ?

[Zeltaris]

Milk all the way.

Highschool or College?

[Protoss_Honor]

Both suck. Both are horrible. But High School is way easier than college will ever be.


5 cats or 4 dogs?

[Bobbydeath]

4 dogs. Stronger and faster.

Flight or Speed?

[Yoda]

Flight.

Which is more enjoyable? - Childhood or adulthood?

[BlackHawk]

Depends on how your raised and where you end up working (i.e. if you make enough to live comfortably and if you enjoy the job).

I'll say Childhood though. Ignorance is bliss.

Wii Sports: Baseball or Wii Sports: Tennis?

[SHISHKABOB]

I don't have a Wii but I don't like baseball so I'll go with Tennis.

Conan or Rambo?

[bobboy]

RAMBO!!! He kills things. A lot. With big guns. And his name starts with R.

Pie or cake? (http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/media/viewItem.php?id=215)

[BlackHawk]

Cake. I dislike any pie with the exception of Chocolate Pie.

Study or Fail?

[Zeltaris]

Study and fail = win... no wait, the other way around >_>

Red+White or Black+Blue?

[BlackHawk]

Black + Blue. Red and white don't look quite as good together as the aforementioned combo.

Internet on the fritz or an assignment due with perfect internet?

[Black.Ice]

assignment due with perfect internet. I mean, that's currently what my life is anyways. Why change?

Would you rather kiss a man (if you're a guy) and get $1,000 or kiss a girl and lose $1,000?

[Zeltaris]

I'd rather kiss a hermaphrodite and get $0, thank you ^_^

Burger or hot dog?

[PrestonBurke]

Burgers. There are so many more combos to build a burger with than a Dog.

One very ignorant wife, or five idiots you hang out with?

[BlackHawk]

Five idiots. I'd like to think I wouldn't marry a very ignorant Wife. Then again it depends upon what she's ignorant of...unless it's just a general ignorance...

Water or Milk?

[Protoss_Honor]

Well it really depends on the situation, but if I can only pick one, I pick water. You can live without milk, you cannot live without water.




losing both your arms, or losing and arm and a leg?

[B.A.Baracus]

Arm and leg, both arms gone would be much more of a hindrance in my opinion.

Being close to something you love, but not being able to have it. Or being completely separated from it.

[Black.Ice]

Zeltaris, you violated the rules by making up a response that wasn't allowed. You have to chose between the two options, you fool.

I'd say being close to something I love, but not able to have it. If I truly loved something, I'd be happy just to be around it even though I couldn't have it.



Would you rather get slapped by dozen girls, and have your pride or hit one girl and get branded as a loser because you hit a girl. :P

[PrestonBurke]

Get slapped a dozen times, mainly because you didnt mention where you get slapped... Heh.

Spend a day with AJ and having to talk with him with him about his gay fetish porn, or being tied to a chair in broad daylight and allowing pedestrains give you pruple nurples.

[Infested_Zeratul]

tied to a chair, you'll never know who may walk by ;)...

...
get lost MJ...seriously.... no get lost... i said gtfo....


A history class about Inuit life with a asshole teacher that forces you to take notes and gives a mark on it and puts up random numbers out of a hat for your term-final mark -OR- put in a music class with a trumpet and the 85 year old granny teacher keeps feeling your fingers giving the excuse that she's just correcting the pose of your hand and fingers on the keys

[Black.Ice]

Definitely the music class. I can live with old people.

Would you rather be a ho for a day or a stripper for a month?

[PrestonBurke]

Damn, B.I, thats one tough cookie right there.

After pondering about that question for half an minute, i would rather be a stripper for a month. More cash for the Full Monty!

Would you rather have 4 teachers hate you for no logical reason and spread bad reputation about you to other teachers, or have 2 teachers in menopause, one in a mid life crisis, another teacher thats getting a sex change and classmates that love to give out hugs.

[BlackHawk]

I'd rather have the latter. Two teachers in menopause is better then 4 teachers hating me for no reason and slandering my name. The teacher in a mid life crisis wouldn't affect me for the most part. The sex change teacher, well, whatever, that's his / her choice. Lastly, hugs aren't a bad thing.

Would you rather face an Anaconda or a Jaguar in a battle to the death?

[Yoda]

An anaconda; I'd have better luck escaping the arena.

Starcraft or Warcraft 3?

[Protoss_Honor]

Starcraft. I am biased. I have never played WC III, but WarCraft is what is keeping another SC game from being made.




Uranus or Neptune?

[BlackHawk]

Uranus. It's Uranus, honestly. I haven't heard any classic jokes about Neptune.

Would you rather pull an all nighter or get a measly 4 hours of sleep?

[Bobbydeath]

Pull an all nighter.

Death or meaningless life?

[EvilEmpire]

Meaningless life, if i die ill be reborn into meaningless life so why not skip a procedure..

IRC or SoulSeek for latest releases?

[Protosschick99]

IRC :)

Because I have no clue what Soul Seek is, lolz.

lol or lolz?

:D

[Infested_Zeratul]

lolzzzzzz

roflmao or roflol @_@

[Protosschick99]

roflol :D Because I use that all the time :D

w00t or WOOT? :P

[PrestonBurke]

w00t, been using that style of spelling for a while now.

You encounter a dying shaman, who asks for your help. You refuse to help him because you think hes just some crazy drunk, unfortunatley he survives and comes back to turn you and your mother into lizards. He then tosses you into a fire to burn to death, however a maid of yours notices and saves both you and your mother in time. So you turn back into human form, but your mother stays in a lizard form. The shaman who is mad now, says that if you want to live you either:

A) Kill your mother by tossing the lizard into a fire.
B) Kill the maid who saved both you and your mother.

[Bobbydeath]

Hmm. . . I'll spare my mom being a lizard and let her die so she can eventually go to the Afterlife.

Splinter Cell or Metal Gear?

w00t! 400th post!

[PrestonBurke]

I choose Splinter Cell beause i never played Metal Gear.

Zombies break out in your city and you are forced to make a quick question of relocating to Fort Pastor where medical and military forces are located. On your way over, you are cut off from a mob of undead and now you have to make a quick choice of:

A) Hiding in the Gun Shop with a radical named Andy.
B) Hide in a boarded up supermarket with the owner and his family.

[ShadowGonissa]

I would go to the gun shop, but I sure as crap wouldn't just hide. I'll blaze a trail of dead zombies.

If you sent an application to Blizzard, would you rather be rejected, or hired as a janitor?

[xodkrm]

Rejected. Why would anyone want to work for Blizzard?

Catch or pitch?

[PrestonBurke]

Pitching a baseball is always more fun.

Ride on a motercycle naked in public, or wear nothing under an apron while working at a retirment home.

[BlackHawk]

Motorcycle. That would be pimp.

Put hundreds of hours into an MMORPG and have your character erased or go on a date with someone that pisses you off to no end (and you can't leave early)?

[PrestonBurke]

I would choose the date one, i learned to be tolerant so i can keep my mouth shut till the end of the date. Not to mention, my hours are precious (not like i spend them wisely) and i've had experience with Runescape so i know what its like to grind on a character.

Who would you perfer to win in a fight:
A) The Pope
B) Desmond Tutu

[PC1210]

Desmond Tutu, because I think it would be more difficult for him to win, so I'd rather see him win.

I mean, the Pope has an inpenetrable bubble, that's tough to beat.


Would you rather spend a day as...
A) A member of the opposite sex.
B) An animal.

[Protoss_Honor]

Well seeing as how Humans are animals, I would have to pick a day as the opposite sex. Maybe I would be able to understand them better?




Death by drowning or by being buried alive?

[PrestonBurke]

I geuss drowning wouldnt be as scary as being buried alive.

Heart disease or Cancer?

Horrible Lag. Ignore.

[Protoss_Honor]

Benign cancer sure, I guess.



having a 16 wheeler slam into you, or falling off a 200 foot cliff?

[PC1210]

I would say falling off of the 200 foot cliff - I bet it's a heck of a view.



Life in prison...

or

...Life infront of the television watching Barney.

[iHawk]

Hrmmm, that's tough. I could wait for the Barney induced aneurysms, or wait for death in a cell...

I'd have to say Barney, because chances are I can turn up the volume enough that I'll go deaf and then keep my eyes as close to the screen as possible so that I damage my corneas. Then I'd be deaf, blind and could relax for all my years ^,^

Masterpeice Theatre, or Mystery Science Theatre 3000?

[PrestonBurke]

Masterpiece theatre, i dont mind the plays and occasinaly i watch them. They had this really good one on Dracula a week or two ago.

Having you wife cheat on you with your brother,dad and best friend or waking up naked with your brother and mother.

[quadguy86]

Having your wife cheat on you with your brother, dad, and best friend. I picked this because I think that it'd be kind of funny that my brother and dad would gang bang a chick.

Would you rather date a midget or a crippled person? This one is kind weird...

[Atillawurm]

crippled person. (midgets kreep me out)

Chineese food or Indian Food

[ZeratulStukov]

Chineese food. I like rice what can I say.

Brood War or Frozen Throne?

[PC1210]

Brood War.


Decapitation or Castration?

[ZeratulStukov]

Decapitation {DON'T ASK WHY!!!}

Matrix or Terminator?

[Zenox]

Terminator Will Be Back.

SEX Or MORE SEXX?

[Atillawurm]

MORE SEXX (self explanatory really)

Weed or Beer?

[PrestonBurke]

[Chineese food. I like rice what can I say.

What? Both Indian and Chinese food have rice...

I rather choose Beer.

Babysit 10 whiny ten year olds, or listen to 10 ignorant "i dont know what the hell i'm talking about but i pretend i know" girls.

[Darkslayer633]

listen to 10 ignorant "i dont know what the hell i'm talking about but i pretend i know" girls.

you never said they were 10 :)

garden state or the last kiss

[Zeltaris]

Garden State... at least I have a slight idea what that one's about

duct tape or duck tape >_>

[GrassDragon]

Duct tape...

Slovakia or Czech Republic?

[ZeratulStukov]

No discrimination... Czech Republic.

Terminator or Star Wars ?

[PrestonBurke]

Star Wars. Terminator was good during its reign, but not anymore. Not to mention Lucas Arts had made some pretty cool star wars games like BFII.

Zeltaris or Kongrous for President?

[BlackHawk]

kong, Zelt couldn't be the president since he wasn't born in America (at least, I thought that's one of the rules).

Scrubs or Grey's Anatomy?

[DBCooper]

Grey's Anatomy

Paper or plastic?

[ULTRAZEALOT]

PAPER!!!!! smells better if u burn it XD

colorfull or grayscale?

[ZeratulStukov]

Of course colorfull. We aren't living in 1930.

Dragoon or Hunter-Killer?

[Protoss_Honor]

Sad as it may be, Hunter-Killer can pwn a Dragoon most likely. However, if the Dragoon is Fenix, then that is another story.




Zeratul or Tassadar (both would start fighting close enough for Zeratul to immediately start attacking and Tassadar would have detectors to see Zeratul.)

[Zeltaris]

Zeratul. Can take tassadar out in 4 blows. Or 5...

kong, Zelt couldn't be the president since he wasn't born in America (at least, I thought that's one of the rules).
Oh you bet your head I was born in America. That I wasn't born in the United States, now see that's different
Plus, kong wasn't born in the US either, he's from scotla... wait, let me guess, that was a lie too -_-


Lemon or Lime?

[Protoss_Honor]

Lemon flavor is better than Lime flavor. Both real limes and real lemons are gross though. Go figure.



Kong or GA for World Dictator?

[IrishDutchman]

ooh, though one! Hmm...I'd have to go with GA. I don't really know why, prolly 'cause he's older.

OT: Nice, P_H, 3,333 posts. :o

War with Russia, China or the E.U.?

[Protoss_Honor]

I pick China. I don't know why.


being buried alive, or dropping from the top of an 800 foot building?




OT: Nice, P_H, 3,333 posts. Oh, that was so sweet, I wish I had a screenshot of it. Oh well. My loss.

[Zeltaris]

Obviously dropping from an 800 foot building. Death by asfixiation is the worst possible... except being gnawed to death by angry kittens >_>

Hippo or Spleen? [I expect whomever answers this to respond with proper explanations and in a proper manner. :P]

[Protoss_Honor]

Spleen. Hippo's are very territorial and mean. Have you seen a Hippo tooth lately?


5 or trees? I expect whomever answers this to respond with proper explanations and in a proper manner. :P

[IrishDutchman]

Trees, because 5 is an uneven (sp?) number.

[PrestonBurke]

Erm, whats your new choice Nastyape? You forgot the post the next Choice thing.

Well... TOO LATE!

Fighting the Succubus Andariel: Maiden of Anguish OR Duriel: The Prince of Pain.

[IrishDutchman]

Forgive, oh great gods!

Andariel. She's the boss of act I, not so hard. :smirk:

Finding Nemo or The Incredibles?

[Protoss_Honor]

Finding Nemo. I like all the aquatic animals. :D





X-Men 1 or Spiderman 1?

[Zeltaris]

X-men. Spiderman is just too sucky

Beer or something stronger?

[PrestonBurke]

Whiskey counts as something stronger right?

Who would you want to win in a fight:
NastyApe
Protoss_Honor

I think neither because Desmond Tutu would toss a bible at both of them. But then again, i might be more biased towards NA

[Protoss_Honor]

Gee. I wonder if anyone can guess who I pick. Me, obviously. But hey, I am biased. :P



Who would you rather find yourself waking up next to in bed, with no recolection of how you go there:
Schwitzer or Fenguin?


:D

[claus]

Fenguin of course.

Would you rather get shot or stabbed?

[Protoss_Honor]

Shot it is usually a quicker death.



Who would you rather find yourself waking up next to in bed, with no recolection of how you go there:
Kongurous or GenocideAlive?

(and yes, I am starting a series on this subject. I shall go through several more male members before I am done. :P)

[Bobbydeath]

Konguruous.
(Oh my gosh. What did they do to me :confused: ?)

Halo or Half-Life?

[iHawk]

Hrmmm... Half-Life has the awesome gameplay and story down pat. But Halo has that nice visceral multiplayer action. Well seeing as I'm a sucker for good story telling, Half-Life ftw!

Who would you rather swap lives with?

Protoss_Honor?

Or this guy?
http://www.juggle.org/gallery/albums/AJA-meeting-6-29-04/DSC_0012_JPG.jpg

[IrishDutchman]

That guy. Looks like he lives in a nice neighborhood, and P_H is biased. *daggers* :P

Bigger penis or bigger pex?

[Protoss_Honor]

Wow, toughie. Lets go with bigger penis.




Who would you rather find yourself waking up next to in bed, with no recollection of how you go there:
iHawk or NastyApe?





That guy. Looks like he lives in a nice neighborhood, and P_H is biased. *daggers* :P*lasers* And you are not? Had you answered, who would you have picked? Tell the truth now. :P

[PrestonBurke]

Ugh, i'll choose ihawk because it might seem wierd waking up with somebody younger than you.

Would you rather burn P_H in a pit of napalm combusting pigs, or lock him in the house or Norbit for a month.

[Protoss_Honor]

I choose combusting, it sounds less painful then Norbit. :P



Who would you rather find yourself waking up next to in bed, with no recollection of how you go there:
Zeltaris or Black.Ice?

[PrestonBurke]

Zeltaris, Med Student FTW!

Pediatrician or Oncology?

[Zeltaris]

Oncology, obviously.
myself from children :P]

Oncology or Neurosurgery?

[Protoss_Honor]

Neurosurgery. I want to cut into people's brains. Mwahahahahah! :D




Who would you rather find yourself waking up next to in bed, with no recollection of how you go there:
Protoss_Honor or Lordqu- err, I mean Nickodemus.

[Zeltaris]

Quimbley. At least he's fun! :P

Apple or Pineapple?

[Protoss_Honor]

Quimbley. At least he's fun! :POuch! That hurt Zelt. That really did. :(



Apple. They taste better.





Who would you rather find yourself waking up next to in bed, with no recollection of how you go there:
K'tan or Basan?

[Zeltaris]

Awww, c'mon PH, if I didn't know you better I'd think you can't stand a joke :P

And I'd rather wake up with Ktan. Try to meet new people, have new experiences, the lot ;):P:D

AIM or MSN?

[Protoss_Honor]

Awww, c'mon PH, if I didn't know you better I'd think you can't stand a joke :Pyeah, I knew you were joking, but a :( and a :P really do not do well next to each other. So I did the :(




MSN. Both are equally bad imo, but MSN is a better acronym. :D




Who would you rather find yourself waking up next to in bed, with no recollection of how you go there:
AJ or Neo?

[Zeltaris]

AJ. More powarr = more appeal :P

Coke or Pep$i?

[ULTRAZEALOT]

PSI.!!!!!.. oh.. no.. PEPSI :D

peace in heaven, or torturing (others) in hell?

[PrestonBurke]

Torturing others in Hell.

Who would you rather wake up with:
Tinydancer, Fenguin and Protoss_Honor
Protoss Chick, AJ and Ktan

[ULTRAZEALOT]

WOWWWW
thats a hard one..
lemme think... protoss chick....uhmmm...
tiny dancer!!!!! uhmmm...
ktan >> bans, and closed threads.
protoss honor >> protoss PSI!!!!!!!!!!!!

i take tiny dancer fenguin and PH. u_u


Who would you rather wake up with:
(this sould be a totally individual game)
protothedog or blackice

[Protoss_Honor]

Who would you rather wake up with:
(this sould be a totally individual game)
protothedog or blackiceyes it should.



I pick Black.Ice. I like him more than protothedog



Who would you rather find yourself waking up next to in bed, with no recollection of how you go there:
Protosschick99 or TinyDancer?

[ULTRAZEALOT]

tinydancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! *drools*
u_u sorry pc.


tinydancer kiss? or protosschick lick ? :P:P:P

[ZeratulStukov]

sorry... none.

Mar Sara or Char?

[Nahotnoj]

Char.

Who would you rather be forced to hold hands with.... Mr. Rogers, or Mr. T?

[IrishDutchman]

Mr. T, dunno who Mr. Rogers is. Is he from the A team? I never watched that show. =/

South Park, Family Guy or The Simpsons?

[PrestonBurke]

sorry... none.

Mar Sara or Char?

Hey, you have to choose between the given choices. But i probbaly wouldnt have answered that either.

Mr Rogers is a very popular "child entertainer" that makes educational videos sort of like Sesame Street.

And i like Family guy better than the Simpsons, but cant decide between South park and Family Guy. But i would choose Family Guy non the less.

EDIT: my bad, forgot to post the question.

[IrishDutchman]

Hey, no question. I guess I'll do the right thing and post one myself.

Snowboarding or Surfing (the real deal, not that pussy windsurfing)?

[Zeltaris]

Surfing = win. BTW, TheAzn... iHawk is 15, so unless you're 14 or something, you don't want to wake up next to him either ;)

huge ego or huge gut?

[IrishDutchman]

Huge ego. I'm not sure what it's like to have a huge gut, but I quite like my huge ego. :P

Blissful ignorance or the sad truth?

[Zeltaris]

The sad truth. At least you can do something about it.

Dead bunnies or live flesh-eating bunnies?

[PrestonBurke]

Lol Zelt, its obvious i choose dead bunnies because dead bunnies are a lot cuter than ghoul like bunnies.

If you were running away from the cops what vehicle would you choose:
A golf cart
A mini-go kart

[BlackHawk]

Golf cart. Easier to get out of if I have to run for it :>.

If you could only visit one site for the rest of your life would it be Warboards (www.warboards.org) or Myspace (www.myspace.com)?

[IrishDutchman]

Warboards. I can't stand Myspace.

A fun and interesting job that doesn't pay very well, or a dull, boring one with a huge salary?

[PrestonBurke]

Warboards. I can't stand Myspace.

A fun and interesting job that doesn't pay very well, or a dull, boring one with a huge salary?

Thats impossible for my future career (Cardiothoracic Surgeon, i love medcine and this job pays well) but i'll choose boring dull job with huge salary.

Being attacked by Pygmies or Cannibals.

[Zeltaris]

Pigmies. They're peaceful yay ^_^
[They are peaceful... right? :O]

Blank or Whine?

[Zergratul]

Blank,because blank can be any color,but withe is just withe

Healthy or Rich?

[BlackHawk]

Healthy.

Movie star or producer?

[Zeltaris]

Producer. At least if you're bad at it, people will never notice :P

Atlantic or Pacific?

[PrestonBurke]

Deh Pacific pwns.

Being punished for yours sins with really bad direhea every week or burn in hell for all eternity.

[Zeltaris]

Obviously the diarrhea. Hell is very bad for my skin type. All that flamy burniness and heat clogs my pores :(

Mouse or Louse?

[PrestonBurke]

Mice.

Keira Knightley or Molly Sims?

[Zeltaris]

KEYRAAAAH! :O

Boy George or George Michaels?

[PrestonBurke]

George Micheal. He resembles my brother because hes the only sane one in the family.

Hehehe... Not like i'm admitting i'm crazy along with the rest of my family.

A pet monkey named Poncho or a pet donkey called Jack?

[RedRagToAnOrc]

George Micheal. He resembles my brother because hes the only sane one in the family.

Hehehe... Not like i'm admitting i'm crazy along with the rest of my family.

A pet monkey named Poncho or a pet donkey called Jack?

The monkey would be so much cooler.

Consigned to eating for all eternity or consigned to drinking for all eternity - assuming it would never have an effect on your shape/bladder.

[PrestonBurke]

Consigned to drink for all eternity. Since it wont affect me, i'll drink as many beers as i can!

RedRagToAnOrc or BlueTagsToAnCork?

[iHawk]

RedRagToAnOrc, he at least has a grammar friendly name

Ugh, i'll choose ihawk because it might seem wierd waking up with somebody younger than you.

I might be younger then you think :p

Will you take fries or onion rings with that? (and no responding "with what?")

[PrestonBurke]

With what?
Oh my, your choice implys the most distrubing images possible, but i just gotta think clean. Fries....

If you were to become a firecracker boy for two actors, which one would you join?
A:Adrian Brody
B:Collin Ferrel

[Zeltaris]

Adrien Brody. Finally, someone with an uglier nose than mine!
[Which is saying much, seeing how mine fairly resembles a snow plough o_O]

Hoes or Shoe?

[Darkslayer633]

shoe, chances are it isnt diseased

XTREM KRAZIE americans or mexicans

[PrestonBurke]

Because of funny sterotypes about mexicans, i'll choose XTREM KRAZIE MEXICANS!

Who would you want to win in a fight? Basan or Zeltaris?

[Zeltaris]

Obviouslee mee, tool

Ketchup+Mustard or plain ketchup?

[IrishDutchman]

Plain ketchup. Ketchup+mustard? :o

Sliced or diced?

[JenJen]

sliced? my family doesnt dice anything except for onions.

college ruled paper or wide rule?

[Zeltaris]

Wide ruled. Becos my rriting is so BIG and it dosn't fit otherwies :P

Going to sleep late or waking up early?

[IrishDutchman]

late sleep. Durr.

Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?

[Zeltaris]

o_O you git... how dare you
Christina Aguilera... lesser evil :

Blue Ray or HD-DVD?

[JenJen]

HD-DVD

coloring or painting?

[Zeltaris]

Colouring, painting is above my level [for now, at least :D]

Studying with texts or questionnaires?

[PrestonBurke]

Questionnaires.

A fat chick starts flirting with you, but you are trapped in a corner. What do you do:
A)Crawl into the fetal position and start crying to scare her away
B)Goose her to creep her out

[iHawk]

Definantly A, I'd rather not put my hands through Goosing her :/ Plus she might like it o-O

At the time you are posting, which member can you best relate to?
A: Zeltaris
B: kongurous

[IrishDutchman]

Zeltaris. No reason.

An anorexic or obese girlfriend?

[Sirion]

Anorexic. She'd die off eventually...

100 inch Plasma screen TV w/ lifetime warranty and a surround-sound setup

OR

Starcraft 2

[iHawk]

StarCraft 2, who needs a giant plasma TV?

Are you currently eating:

A: Matter

B: Antimatter

[Zenox]

Matter..in the matter of fact it tastes Cosmic..

me as a neighbor? or kongurous?

[Sirion]

kong. He is more EXTREM KRAZIE!!!

Machine gun or rocket launcher

[IrishDutchman]

Rocket launcher. Could prolly sell it for more to some terrorists. :P

Really good social or academic skills?

[Zenox]

Academic..since i got me some social Skiiylzzz

A donut or Waffle?

[Zeltaris]

Waffle cos teh.are teh OMGZ yay!

Would your rather be GA or XTREM KRAZIE?

[Zenox]

XTREM KRAZIE ^^

Would your rather be French or Indian?

[PrestonBurke]

Indian. They clearly have a more intreasting history than the French.

Your brother found a excuse to stop flirtin with a fat chick, and sends that fat chick to you so she can flirt with you. Unfortuantley she is closing in too fast and your trapped on one side of the bar.

Choose your escape option:
A)A window that is at the edge of your touch, but if you mangage you'll fall into a dumpster full of human fieces and barf. The moment you get out of the dumpster, a group of hot single girls walk by disgusted from your appearance.
B)Pretend to be gay and join a group of guys that drink champagne and watch female soap operas. The moment you join them, they start fussing all over your hair and clothes, with a occasional accidently goose.

[B.A.Baracus]

C) Tell the fat chick to hold on for a bit, and keep drinking until she turns into the hot chick.

Gatorade or Poweraid?

[Zeltaris]

Gatorade ^_^ more colours:D

Gatorade or the fat chick?

[PrestonBurke]

The Fat Chick.

Your at the local track making the your best time for 3 miles : 15 minutes. Just then a Fat Chick starts jogging and everything seems like its in slow mo. You see her flubbly fatness jumping up and down and massive tidal waves of sweat rolling down her face and body soaking the entire shirt. After one lap she is exhuasted and rolls onto the ground, squishing the grass while pouring gatorade onto herself.

In order to purify yourself of this image, you plan to do the following:
A) Jump out into the pathway of a moving car hoping that the car will land you a serious enough injury to take your mind off of the fat chick.
B) Run into a strangers open house and risk getting beaten by him and bitten in by his dogs.

[DragonPaladin]

I choose option B. Hopefully he's committing carnal acts of pleasure with his canines; thereby allowing me to escape with minimal harm.

OOC: 15 minute 3 mile is pretty damn good. The auto-qualifying for our state is like 9:50 for two mile.

The fat chick has returned and she has her mind set on asking you out to prom. Word is out that she's on the prowl to impress her invitation on you (and when I say impress, I mean impress). You don't want to look mean (cause you really aren't), but then again, you don't want to be guy everyone remembers at reunions as, "That kid who danced with the fat girl". Your best friend is already stalling for time, but sooner or later you need to come up with a decision. You have the following limited options:

A.) Turn gay. Always an option. Possible side effects equal getting asked to the prom by men, getting fucked in the ass, and possible loss of social image.
B.) Accept the fat chick's offer and watch as your name becomes a euphemism for your classmates' children and children's children in the years to come.
C.) Direct the fat chick to your best friend. Of course, you'll lose his friendship and that means losing the guy who's been through everything with you since 1st grade (or was it 3rd grade?). You also earn the reputation of being break of the solemn "Bro's before Hoe's" rule.

[iHawk]

I choose B, after the Dance I can always be nice and help her get into shape. She might be a babe under all that "excess" ;)

There's a XTREM KRAZIE chick after your blood and cookies! Do you:
A.) Make like MacGyver!; Build a Sub-Machine Gun with whatever's in your pockets.
B.) Make like a tree; Stant still, wither a little and wait for the worst to pass
C.) Bust a move! Pro'lly won't save you but at least you'll die in style!

[PrestonBurke]

I always liked MacGyver, but i doubt i can build a SMG with paper clips, keys and some chewing gum. However...

Me :P - :cookie: --- (HOLE) -- :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: :cookie: -- :mad2: CrazyChick

Nickodemus and ProtossChick get into the "fight" that they supposudly are talking about. Who would you want to win?

[SHISHKABOB]

Nickodemus, PC is annoying.

:-) or : )

[PrestonBurke]

:). I hate the nose.

A hairy foot or hairy hand?

[Zeltaris]

Hairy foots are so XTREM KRAZIE. Hairy hands, on the other hand = lumberjacks, which are awesome but not XTREM KRAZIE enuff >_>

GenocideAlive or his evil twin EcumenismDead? [His friends call him "Ed", fo short :P]

[iHawk]

EcumenismDead fo sho!

GA isn't XTREM KRAZIE enough <(o_O<)

Going left around lamps or going XTREM KRAZIE around lamps?

[PrestonBurke]

XTREM KRAZIE FOOl!221@!!!!!@!!!1

Would you want this XTREM KRAZIE thing to die out, or to die out in a XTREME KRAZIE style!!!

[Zeltaris]

TO DIE FOR XTREM KRAZIE HO HOHO

Regular Old SantaClaus or 20% Less Fat, Decaf XTREM KRAZIE ZANTUH CLAWS?

[PrestonBurke]

Sorry, orignal Santa > Decaf.

Grow a balding spot, or have the sex drive of a 80 year old?

[Zeltaris]

Sex drive of a H0RrNEY XTREM KRAZIE 80year old

Dissecting a cadaver or in Soviet Russia KoRpZe dissect YOU!!

[Volken45]

KoRpZe dissect YOU!! Cuz its russian LOLERZ


40s jazz or 50s bigband?

[PrestonBurke]

40's Jazz. I can't think of any 50's Big bands.

Pop a pair of veins in your toes or pop a vein in your eye from a really large fart?

[claus]

Eye I've had a vein in my eye pop before it itches.

Fight Kongurous, or be trapped on an Island with Zelt.

[Zerg_eater]

Be trappied on an Island with Zelt, Kongurous scares me

youtube or myspace

[claus]

Crap we get down to the hard ones. Myspace.

Loose your legs or loose your arms.

[Zerg_eater]

loose your freakin legs...I dont need legs for my wii or video games or warboards


TD or PC

[Yoda]

PC

Live on the streets for the rest of your life or be in jail?

[claus]

Jail at least you have food and a roof. Some "affection" also lol.
who's more random Zelt or GenocideAlive?

[Zerg_eater]

GA

whos more annoying Kong or me

[PrestonBurke]

GA
I'm pretty sure that answer is random itself.

And you are more annoying than Kongrous.

Wearing a shirt that says "Zelt is my master and i am his ho." and mention his honorable name in every conversation or wash Zelts toliet and shoes in short shorts?

[Yoda]

I'll wear the shirt, but take the words off. And I'll put on a jumper as well or a second shirt.

Star Wars or Lord of the Rings?

[Dayoh]

Im a SW fanatic... Some of these questions are repeating but ohwell.

Hotmail or Gmail?

[Zeltaris]

Gmail > Hotmail in every aspect. And it doesn't delete your old e-mails if...GOD FORBID! you don't check it at least every 3 months.

Emo or Punk?

[Aquarian]

Emo. Why? Slightly less weirder hairstyles.

SC.org or WC.org?

[Zeltaris]

SC.org. WC.org = DEAD

Snacks, Comments or Views?

[Aquarian]

SNACKS!

Blizzforums or Warboards?

[OboeGuru]

Warboards. The designer didn't stupidly JPEG any thing that should have been GIF'd or PNG'd

Brass or woodwind?

[Aquarian]

I shall now go retarded and say that those two things sound nature-sy. I say brass 'cuz it rhymes with grass. :P

Quote a post or refer to the poster(IE: @Aquarian)?

[OboeGuru]

Depends on if you're referring to a large chunk of text/multiple chunks of text or replying to a simple inquiry/statement to which you are obviously referring to.
Normally quoting is better off, especially if there's a couple posts' gap between the OP and your own.

By the way, they're classes of musical instruments. :P

Snakes on a Plane -or- Bears on a Train?

[Zeltaris]

Drake on a plane! Wait... that's not an option

Snakes on a plane. They're easier to throw out of the window :P</absurd>

XTREM KRAZIE or Inz4nn3 Madn3ss? [XTREM KRAZIE's retarded sibling :P]

[Aquarian]

XTREME KRAZIE IS T3H ONE AND ONLY ORIGINAL!!!11(one)

Which part of a roasted chicken, the butt or head, would you want?

[IrishDutchman]

Butt! I mean, we eat ham, and that's a pig's ass. How much grosser can a chicken's be? Besides, no bones.

Play in TV-show Fear Factor or a porno movie?

[PrestonBurke]

(-.-)I bet you 99% of the guys here would choose the obvious choice... Porn Sesame Street!

100 Dogs or Cats?

[claus]

Dogs.

No Warboards, or no porn.