Make My Day, /or/ Corrupt a Wish Remix!

[hammocksleeper]

So this game is sort of the opposite of Corrupt a Wish, as in this game you say something bad that has happened to you (feel free to make it up if you want), and the next person puts a twist on it that makes it a good thing instead of a bad thing. After "making their day," you should put down a bad thing of your own to keep it going!

Example:
It rained today.
But, your plants will have water to drink.
I totaled my car today.
But, the insurance money will be used on a brand new Wii.

Get it? OK, here's the first one:

Jimmy has cancer.

[Black.Ice]

But, it's not malignant and he's expected to live a long and fruitful life.

My internet was down today.

[Biohazard]

So you read a book that changed your life and you will later save the planet from destruction.

My friend Chelsea was crying today, but I don't know why.

[kongurous]

She may not have been raped!

I got framed for something today.

[TinyDancer]

Luckily when you went to trial, you were found innocent in the high-profile case, and the press coverage totally kickstarted your career as an artist.

I can barely straighten my legs today, they're so sore.

[Ender]

It's because of all the fun and wonderful dancing you did last night! In a very, very TINY club.

My best friend and I got in a fight.

[Case_in_point]

You kill your best friend, preventing any possible future fights.

Discarded PS2's contaminate nearby bodies of water and have a half life of 28.3 years.

[TinyDancer]

People discarded PS2s. Isn't that good enough? ;)

It's because of all the fun and wonderful dancing you did last night!

Indeed.

I didn't throw a party while my parents were in Toronto for the week. :(

[Neu(t)ral Damage]

Your parents ground you for not taking opportunity when you see it, a nescessary character trait.

I did my Latin homework for the weekend.

[Black.Ice]

Your proficiency earns you a scholarship to a prestigious school and you become rich and famous.

I got my braces tightened and my teeth hurt like hell.

[IrishDutchman]

If they didn't hurt that much, you would have eaten that appel. Little did you know, it was POISONED! :o

I need to get christmas and birthday presents for loads of people, and now I don't have enough money for my WoW subscription.

[iHawk]

In the time you spend away from/missing WoW you come up with several improvements to the game's coding and Blizzard hires you for loads to work on WoW!

I've stayed up waaay to late again and I won't get up before noon...

[IrishDutchman]

You doze off, and have a lovely dream about Heidi Klum.

It's not snowing, but it's cold.

[Darmago]

Cold enough that when somone accidentally starts a forest fire close to your home it goes out due to the cold.

I have to take a standardized test today and will be missing a parade and party :(

[DarkMirror]

However, This causes you to not get assasinated by a kitty sniper.

I have been sick for 9 days.

[IrishDutchman]

No school! Yay!

I don't know what to buy for my grandmother as a christmas present.


Cold enough that when somone accidentally starts a forest fire close to your home it goes out due to the cold.


lol, is that even possible?

[DarkMirror]

Well, you dont need to. She died.

I have missed a lot of school(and thus, homework) from being sick.

[hammocksleeper]

But, you didn't have to give that bully your lunch money for the days that you stayed home.

Bad hangover this morning.

[Black.Ice]

The hangover prevented you from going out early this morning, which would have resulted in you getting hit by a semi-truck and breaking every bone in your miserable body. Heh, I couldn't think of anything else.

I think I'm coming down with a cold. :(

[DarkMirror]

It cant be as bad as the one I had! Heck, still have it...anmd thats 10 days now.

Im cold.

[Leosam096]

But you're not shivering.

I'm hot.

[ShadowGonissa]

All the girls think so.

I lost a hundred dollar bill.

[TinyDancer]

Your best friend found it on the street and bought $100 lottery tickets with it, and when you were both 8, you made a pact that if either of you won the lottery, you'd split the money, and guess what? She won!

I'm not eating dinner tonight because there's nothing in the house to eat.

[Black.Ice]

You shed a few pounds and get the guy of your dreams *cough* I probably know his name *cough*

John finds out that he has been infected with the deadliest form of ebola.

[iHawk]

But he finds the courage to tell the girl of his dreams about his feelings and spends his last days in pure bliss, with her at his side.

My neck and back have been very sore lately

[Neu(t)ral Damage]

What you don't know is, a stranger has been sneaking into your house each night this week and dry-humping your back as you sleep. Lock your windows tonight.

There's nothing good on tv tonight.

[DarkMirror]

Thats not a good thing. I vote we ignore it.

[IrishDutchman]

Thats not a good thing. I vote we ignore it.

It's supposed to be a bad thing, m'boy.

There's nothing good on tv tonight

Giving you time to ponder about meaning of life! Yay!

I had a 3.5 outta 10 for my greek test. :cuss: (pretty much adds up to a D or F, not sure which.)

[ShadowGonissa]

But that was because you were so busy doing your homework for your other classes, winning a brand new car on the Price is Right, and showing neighborhood children how to ride their bikes.

I was never able to spin a rifle.

[DarkMirror]

True, but thats becasue you already know how to twirl a pistol.

My ears hurt today and I have to go back to school...

[IrishDutchman]

At least your penis is still working!

I went shopping with two girls on saturday, and it was BORING. they were hot though

[BlackHawk]

You were with two girls. Honestly.

I did nothing all weekend and it's exam season :o.

[hammocksleeper]

Neither did any of your classmates so you'll be saved by the curve!

I have to write a paper but I can't think of a thesis!

[Black.Ice]

Neither did any of your classmates so you'll be saved by the curve! :D

I have 3 papers due in a week. ... and I haven't started any of them. And don't steal HS's line.

[BlackHawk]

You still have the weekend to do a lot of work.

I slacked on a website design and now I'm trying to pump out some rough version for the project leader to look at.

[ShadowGonissa]

While you are working in the middle of the night, a nuclear waste truck crashes into your house, and then you gain the superpower of being able to instantly design award-winning websites. You become more famous than Batman. :D

People in my school don't like to read books.

[DBCooper]

You graduate valedictorian.

I have spasms in my left leg.

[Yoda]

Not to worry - it's only your left leg, and your right leg is always more useful. :)

I'm pretty bad physically.

[iHawk]

Yes, you are. However through mental stimulation you unlock unused portions of your brain and learn to read people's minds!

I can't find a job :<

[IrishDutchman]

Neither did any of your classmates so you'll be saved by the curve!

hehe, I was tempted.

I think I'll start over:

---------

You don't need a job. Some banker just made a mistake, donating 100 grand on your account. Enjoy!

I can't read people's minds. :(

[Dark_Soul74]

Which is good, because everyone around you secretly hates you anyway.

Jim's body has been incinerated and he is now a head in a jar being fed through a tube by geriatric men in tight clothes that constantly rub against the edges of the jar, and he can't do anything, even end his own life. It is definitely not a dream, hallucination, or late night comedy sketch, although Jay Leno may there.

[Case_in_point]

Jim was going to be the next Hitler.

I opened my advent calender and instead of chocolate there was a scorpion.

[Tharisfal]

At least you didn't get bitten? right?

I haven't seen a good film in months

[ShadowGonissa]

You get so outraged that you write your own screenplay called "Old Skool Gamer", direct it yourself and make millions of dollars.

I'm out of ice cream.

[iHawk]

So you take it upon yourself to make a new dessert! You combine many household ingredients as well as curry for some reason but it turns out great! You start baking it to sell to a bakery and Hostess offers to buy your recipie! You make millions and now have something to go with your newly bought ice cream.

I have great ideas for short stories, but lack the self control to sit down and write them

[CrazyTom]

You'll never suffer your friends having to tell you that although you thought the ideas were good, the stories actually sucked. :P

I'm currently trying not to be attracted to many of the girls at college and at my church that I like. But I fail miserably with this one girl - I can't stop thinking how much I love being around her when we meet.

[ShadowGonissa]

The other girls find out about her and out of jealousy force her to move to California, where she becomes an architect, and you never see her again. Problem solved. :D

I got called into work on my day off.

[U-238]

But you got a raise!

I have to go play a concert this afternoon. -.- (read: 1 1/2 hours of sitting on a backless bench playing countless pieces of music for only $100)

[DBCooper]

Well, the building in which you need to play is blown up, and all those who were planning the event are now in a vegetative state.

I am such a slob.

[ShadowGonissa]

By not cleaning out your school locker you end up missing a bomb that would've blown up the entire hall. It was discovered and diffused, and you are considered a hero.

I want to sleep in tomorrow, but I have to go to work.

[BlackHawk]

You get money. Money, money, money...MONEY....

I have still not started studying for my final exam that's on Friday. It's all memorization (ugh).

[hammocksleeper]

It's OK, a little bird landed on your windowsill and in it's claws it was holding the answers to the final exam, stolen off your teacher's desk when the window was open in his office.

There is a really hot chick I am into but I think she is a lesbian.

[Tharisfal]

Lesbian's are even hotter.

I just got an 8. My mom has lectured me for 2 hours about how I could of gotten a better grade.

[iHawk]

Everyone else in your class did poorly too so you're saved by the curve! :P j/k

It turns out your Teacher was drunk when he/she/it/panda was marking your test, you actually aced it!

[hammocksleeper]

Can anyone talk about something that doesn't have to do with schoolwork? :P

[Protosschick99]

Okay :D

I went to a zoo and because of my curiosity, swam into the Hippo's cage and got mauled :D

[kongurous]

At least you didn't see a donkey show!

My hair isn't regulation and I have monthly inspections soon.

[Yoda]

You solve this problem by simply getting a haircut before the month is up. :)

I have a very long holiday at the moment, but I don't seem to be spending it well.

[Atillawurm]

You will soon find money in a place you don't expect it to be.

I think God has it out for me

[ShadowGonissa]

Fortunately, God doesn't, and you mysteriously find a freshly baked red velvet cake on your kitchen counter. It tastes devine. :D

I'm still congested even though I was sick over a week ago.

[DBCooper]

Well, you are suddenly thrown into a sewer, and because your nose is congested, you don't smell the rotting feces (a little far fetched FTW)!

I have bad gas.

[Flametrooper]

But you also have a bad friend, and your friend dies from it so everything is solved.

[Yoda]

You didn't wish for anything, Flametrooper.

I'll do it for you. :tup:

I seem to require a lot of practice at driving.

[Flametrooper]

(SOT (sort of off topic): My bad.)

[ShadowGonissa]

You get so good at driving, after all that practice, that you miss a huge wreck on the highway.

I was groggy at work today.

[BlackHawk]

At least you went to work.

I can't stick to a web design for a project and I'm running a little late with it :\ (I've made like 5 different designs but none seem 'right' and I can't seem to stick to one and finish it).

[DBCooper]

Well, your web design finally comes out perfect after plenty of tweaking, and you win the Nobel Prize for best web design (lolz!)

I have a huge welt on my neck.

[Case_in_point]

You receive a free turtle neck sweater in the mail.

I'm probably going to fall asleep playing Final Fantasy XII and wake up at 4:00 PM tomorrow.

[BlackHawk]

You'll be well rested.

I'm still not getting any inspiration for this website :\.

[Black.Ice]

But as you sit at your desk tonight, inspiration hits you. You shriek out, "Eureka!" and begin designing your project which turns out be a huge success! While presenting this web project of yours, unknown to you, there is a web-design talent scout. He sees your amazing skills and instantly hires you for a high-paying job. But you digress, saying that you have to finish your degree. He politely offers you a full-ridescholarship, and says the job is part-time which happens to fit in perfectly with your schedule!

You then get money, all your financial burdens are taken care of and you're happy. This leads to a high paying job when you graduate, resulting in enough financial capital to start the business you've been dreaming off. When you launch your business, it turns out to be a huge success making millions the first year.

As life goes by, you settle down, marry the girl of your dreams and produce bouncing BlackHawt babies who love and adore you until you're as old and ripe a raisin. You die happy, everything in life exactly as you wanted.


damn. forget making your day, I just made your destiny.






I am feeling creative and I can't concentrate on the task at hand. As a result, I'm falling behind and stressing out.

[BlackHawk]

I am feeling creative and I can't concentrate on the task at hand. As a result, I'm falling behind and stressing out.

Hahahaha, that was the greatest post evar. +Kharma. EDIT: Gah, I can't due to the spreadage rule.

And yes I can see you are feeling creative (that large life story proves it), however the coffee you are sipping contains a secret "get 'er done" poison that starts acting an hour after ingestion and makes the users mind focus at the task at hand (whatever is highest in your 'worry' membrane) and thus you will get it done. The lack of concentration is just until that kicks in.

My computer's kinda laggy with all this crap running : o.

[ShadowGonissa]

Fortunately you recieve a free computer from Dell, due to shipping error. You call them and tell them that they made a mistake, but when you do they just send you a printer.

My heel hurts.

[Yoda]

You go to a doctor, who gives you an instant 2 weeks off work. :tup:

I seem to require a lot more sleep than most other people my age.

[DBCooper]

You sleep through Judgement Day.

My shoulders hurt.

[Nahotnoj]

But they hurt because you accidentally got radiation on them, and now they're growing to become superhero shoulders of steel.

I have insomnia.

[kongurous]

In your lack of sleep, you notice a robbery and shoot the robber, saving the robber's victim.

I hate my job.

[DBCooper]

You stay there long enough, and you go insane. Now you live in a nice, cushy room, and you don't even need to pay for your food. Also, for some reason, the company you work for decides to pay entirely for the health bill. Maybe it's about the comments you made to your manager about how you were going to skin him alive and eat him?

Hackers took over Star Wars Battlefront 2.

[Zenox]

you stop playing it and try something else like painting which turns out to be your gift,you become famous and rich.

I have Many Many Many Study Projects for the Holiday.

[Yoda]

You learn a lot during the holidays.

I am forced into sitting an external test during the holidays.

[U-238]

But you pass it with flying colors.

Bob has a gambling addiction and is drunk causing him to lose everything he owns. Angry he stomps out to his car and starts consuming the 3 drugs he's addicted to causing him to go absolutely balistic. He speeds down the highway and 114 mph and passes 3 cops who pursue. He pulls out a gun and starts fireing at the cop cars from the side window. However, being unable to see he crosses the line and runs, head-on, into a semi full of pigs.

[DarkMirror]

The pigs turn out to be Protoss Hallucinations, and they beam up bob as their newest scout pilot for his insane speeds.

I still have a cold. After three weeks.

[TheNewMoo]

the cold turns out to be a highly lethal biotoxin:( and you are the only human(ur human right?) with some immunity to it. they clone ur dna and save countless lives.:D

i lost my nintendo DS just before recieving a new copy of Final Fantasy 3(the remake one for ds):(

[Yoda]

You find your Nintendo DS. And "Final Fantasy 3" turns out to be far superior to the original. (Yeah, right - that never happens!)

I needed a slightly higher percentage to have a confirmed entrance into the Uni course I want.

[bobboy]

It turns out that they goofed up ur percentage. They took off points rather than adding them! So now u have an exceptionally high percentage.

I have been attacked by racism since early childhood, leading to my house catching on fire. I now have a prejudice for anyone that seems slightly racist. So, im racist against racists. :(. Some aren't that bad at all.

[Yoda]

Racists should be discriminated against, and have a horribly unpleasant life. That's their wish.

The Protoss are winning the "Blizzard species war"

[DarkMirror]

Blizzard kills them all off in SC II.

Me and my stepfather dont get along well.

[U-238]

you find him in his room sobbing one night wishing he could get along with you better. (err something like that)

My main harddrive is bad :(

[bobboy]

You suddenly win a new computer that has equal or better tech than that of the tech freaks! Like a space program place (NASA).

I lost the chance to get an xbox 360 for 100 US dollars a bit ago. 2 months maybe.

[DoctorOctopus]

But you have $100, which is more than I can say for my life savings.

My girlfriend cheated on me.

[Yoda]

You dump her, and find somebody a lot better looking. You become her boyfriend and are twice as happy as you were before.

I have an uncertain future.

[deadkiller]

Your uncertain future helps you understand your past much better

I failed my math exam and the result is out

[DoctorOctopus]

Your dad gives you $100 and kicks you out of the house. You use that money to get high on drugs and all your problems disappear.

I'm dating my grandmother.

[DBCooper]

Your grandmother is a Swedish porn star.

I am sad for reasons I'm not quite sure of :(

[Yoda]

You encounter a meaningful existance, and answer the unconscious questions in your mind. You become much happier.

I didn't get the University course I wanted

[U-238]

You find that you would've hated that course anyways and the one you got now is much better.

I've got painful gases.

[IrishDutchman]

But you just won the lottery. :P

My balls are itchy.

[DoctorOctopus]

Scratch them in public to ward off people you dislike.

I'm dating your grandmother.

[Yoda]

Clearly this is addressed to the wrong person, because I don't have a "grandmother" anymore.

I am forced to use the television whenever my dad is away.

[DoctorOctopus]

MTV is only a click away.

I think my best friend has a spoon fetish.

[bobboy]

He then is put into a room with forks. Now no more spoon fetish. Fork Fetish.

My dog is sick :/

[DoctorOctopus]

At least he's not dead. *sniff*

My Friend has a fork fetish.

[DBCooper]

Put him in a room with spoons. Spoon fetish now.

My head hurts.

[Yoda]

It feels better the day after. Even better than normal. :)

I feel depressed

[U-238]

You go see lucy!


5c please...



I've got a damn sinus cold. (next worse thing to stomache flu)

[Zenox]

So you devellope an immunity that will serve you for a couple of months where you are spared from sinuse's.

I Don't have a car.

[DoctorOctopus]

...Preventing you from dying of carbon emissions.

My date has ADD

[bobboy]

Well... You don't need to pay attention to their yapping. They will forget what they are talking about.

I want a paintball gun. But i can't get one :(

[raidmax]

You get a real gun instead:D

I'm eating a really good cookie now, and I can't have any more.:cry:

[DoctorOctopus]

Now you won't get obese.

My friend puked all over my shirt on photo day.

[U-238]

It covered a ketchup stain that you got from eating lunch.


I can't figure out a problem in algebra. (a real rarity)

[DoctorOctopus]

Fuck math, learn English.

My Dog ate $100 of my money.

[Yoda]

You were going to use that money at a casino in any case.

Clouded my future is

[DoctorOctopus]

You like surprises.

A terrorist killed seven people on my airplane.

[Zenox]

But he was such a bad shot that he missed everyone but his co-terrorists all seven of them ;)

My VGA card sucks and i can't afford another better one.

[DoctorOctopus]

Today's weather forecast: It's raining VGC cards.


I got hit by a train and lost 75% of my limbs.

[Black.Ice]

But a new stem cell research is released, and they try it on you first. You, have nothing to lose, accept and successfully regrow all of your organs and they are working better then before.

I cut my finger today. Pretty deep too. :(

[bobboy]

At least you didn't cut your wrist =D.

I can't find a game to waste my time with. But i want it free. And i can't go outdoors cause its raining.

[Black.Ice]

You stumble across Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, a free game. (really, google it) It's fun.

I had to shovel 5 inches of snow today and I'm tired as a result.

[Zenox]

But you gained cardio-vascular excercice with it and developped a bit of muscle too!

The girl i like is going to travel :(

[DoctorOctopus]

You hid in her suitcase.

The plane crashed.

[U-238]

What plane? :P

It's -4° outside.

[Zenox]

If it snowed or is going to snow you make an ice sculpture that turns out to be a masterpiece , you sell it and get financially secured for a year.

I'm almost broke.

[ShadowGonissa]

You aren't able to get the fancy car that you want, but it turns out that the car had to be recalled because the engine kept falling apart when people drove it on the highway.

I can't send the Christmas presents for Protosschick to her today.

[Icarus]

you hate protosschick

The surgery done to my lip doesn't allow me to breathe through one of my nostrils...

[Magmaniac]

But it also makes it so you no longer have to breathe to live.

I got shot three hundred and twenty one times in an alley in Minneapolis at four in the morning.

[Zenox]

Yes you were shot three hundred and twenty times with blanks.

I have so many things to do i can't have anyZenox time.

[Magmaniac]

Theres a bomb so if you stop doing things, you explode.

I accidentally just swallowed a lot of rat poison.

[Zenox]

But it's the best substance you have tasted your entire life ,you die a very happy guy :D

My head hurts quite a lot i feel it's gonna leave my body.

[Magmaniac]

Your head comes off, but it turns out you are an alien and grow a new head.

My family all gets cancer.

[Icarus]

new studies show that cancer decreases the risk of becoming addicted to cigaretes by 99%

My breath smells like donkey poop

[Magmaniac]

You meet a hot chick who loves the taste of donkey poop. (WTF)

I am suddenly on fire in the middle of the desert.

[Yoda]

You decide to be honest in what you post in this thread.

The protoss receive too much support.

[Zenox]

The Protoss will save the universe one day :3 Be happy!

I can't play on B.net.. not now not ever .

[DoctorOctopus]

Bnet is broken up over a drug smuggling scandal。You do not get prosecuted because you have nothing to do with bnet。

I have to go to my sister's recital。

[Icarus]

Your sister sings an entire compilation of the best jackson five hits , and you bust out on the dance floor

My pet robot doesn't have a calculator

[DoctorOctopus]

He won't ever correct you on your shitty math.

I ate a poisonous apple, and am starting to fade to black.

[Tharisfal]

You kill yourself and you are spared from further pain.

I've listened to every song on my computer for at least 50 times :/

[Aquarian]

Now, you can sing every song on your computer perfectly!

I ran out of tissue paper for my sneezing today.

[BrotherGreen]

But snot turns out to be a very good hand cream. Yay!

My girlfriend ditched me for the third time leaving me pissed and so I broke up with her now after I found out she cheated on me twice.

Make that a nice scenario, bitches.

[Zenox]

You find a better girl. :)

my project that i've been working on just isn't good enough.

[Icarus]

The people who you're giving your project to all die in a mysterious car accident in a london tunnel while on a trip

Timmy has only 4 hours to live because of his leukemia

[Bobbydeath]

Who's Timmy?

Anyway, one minute before he was going to die, he is cured by some new medicine.

I've lost all my technology and could never retrieve them.

[DoctorOctopus]

You become part of the stone age and become oblivious to everything. Ignorance is Bliss.

A really ugly girl proposed to me in front of everybody. (That's not true, btw)

[Bobbydeath]

She reveals that she was wearing a mask and was really hot.

I am bored with life.

[IrishDutchman]

You kill yourself, death isn't boring. (I never expected that to be an answer in this thread. :P)

I just farted.

[Zenox]

(what's bad about that?) Anywho..The fart you just dumped transforms the chair underneath you to solid gold!

I currently like three girls and don't know which to choose or which already has a bf.

[Bobbydeath]

You suddenly get proposed by a girl much hotter and you like her instead.

I accidentally offended this girl I like.

[Zenox]

You will wright her a poem that will be exactly what she wants to hear and it will make her forgive and like you even more.

I am really really late!

[bobboy]

Lets use some reverse logic, shall we? So, remember back to the future? It is impossible to go BACK to the FUTURE since the future is forward. So, it is also impossible to go Onward to the Past. But the already went to the future some how. And that means that the future is part of their past. So, they are going back to their past, which is our future. And you somehow went to your future. So in a sense, you are really, really eaerly.

Oh, and one more thing, your current date is the day daylight savings stops. You didnt notice so you are an hour early. DOH!

I have this phrase stuck inside my head: Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that (fades for some odd reason.) (restarts)

[DoctorOctopus]

You get your checked to see if you are psychologically correct.

My best friend farted at a funeral.

[Zenox]

The fart was so powerful it awakened the deceased person ! Hallelujah it's a miracle !(Only he was a brain munching Zombie now :/ )

When i sneeze i usually cause mayhem around me.

[DoctorOctopus]

You make your least-favorite teacher sick and she is away for a month with a cold.

I came home one day and realized I've been robbed.

[bobboy]

However, the robber left all the previous stolen goods. You turn them in (being the good boy you are) and are rewarded Eight hundred million euros/dollars/pesos/etc.

My dog pooped on a land mine and now i cant use it to do the flaming dog poo thing. :/

[Zenox]

You spare yourself from getting grounded for a month with no TV no computers and no food :P

I accidentally skipped a very important university day yesterday...

[DoctorOctopus]

The teacher was female, and you offer to sleep with her. A+ for everyone!


My stereo broke.

[BrotherGreen]

You get sirius satellite radio! Yay!

My rugby coach is a total douche

[Zenox]

He gets a heart attack and you become coach

My nose won't stop running.

[DoctorOctopus]

At least it's not bleeding.

I accidentally got sent to the moon.

[Zenox]

You find a cave entrance , get inside and discover it's filled with Virgin moon women hwo need you to reproduce..

I have tons of lag on b.net.

[BrotherGreen]

The insults about your Fisher Price Modem come so slowly to your computer, that your doing something else by the time you would have seen them.


Im too good at life.

[Zenox]

And you will be too good in death too :3

Winter causes me depression.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Migrate.

I broke my wirelessmouse and am back to the old schoole cale mouse *shudders*

[U-238]

Your old school mouse isn't broken. (yet)

It is cold and will be very cold for the next gew weeks. (We're talking highs around 0° F.)

[bobboy]

Um. At least its under freezing and not above boiling. that'd be bad!

This halogen heater is really hot.

[U-238]

You decide to move away from it. (wow what a notion)

I'm having too much fun with my modding project.

[Zenox]

Well at least your not having too much sex with it .

So many things to do .. so little time..

[Bobbydeath]

They are done for you by other people.

Empty heart.

[Subjukator]

You fall in love with a 3 feet tall little person, who also happens to be male.

Can't afford dial-up internet

[bobboy]

So screw dial-up! Go high-speed.

I don't know what to put.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

because your mind is to busy trying to debunk the theory of relativity.

I have saxaphone exams!?!!?!?!

[bobboy]

Um. At least you don't have to play TRUMPET where you have to FRIGGIN BUZZ THE RIGHT NOTE!!!

I have a horrible graphics card and a budget. Seriously tho, which one should i get? :P. Gehy default GC...

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Get a job and then use that money to buy the best GC in da world. or if you have a job get a better paid one

I got pimped slapped by a man-whore.

[bobboy]

What were you doing with a man-whore anyway? Uh, you smoke that foo.

A hot-dog was talking to me.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Stop taking drugs. it might help. unless its a guy in a hotdog costume. then smoke da foo. and the man-whore is my he-bitch.

I wanna die

[bobboy]

Uh..... hmm...... WAIT! You clearly state that you are a Saint. Enjoy eternal peace! :-D

I bit the butt off of the hotdog and now it wont stop screaming!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Burn da thing.

I dont want to be a saint i wanna be an angel with black wings.

[bobboy]

You contact Sephiroth and he gives you black wings. One winged angel now plays in the background wherever you go.

That burnt hotdog is screaming again! AGHH!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Put him in a food processor. And get the hell offa whatever your are smoking.

And i want a sword that steals souls.

[Yoda]

You soon realise your insanity and see a doctor.

I have not received my university booklist yet.

[bobboy]

Uh, you get an e-copy.

My computer is small, so alot of Graphic Cards can't fit. *cries*

BTW the hotdog is dead! Yay!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

bill gates gives you a meg-super-computer that does your homework at the best of times but transforms into a crime fighting super hero at the wrost of time. like when you need an essay done the next day.

I dont like quacks because they scare me

[bobboy]

Uh.. you aren't afraid of them anymore?

I lost my Zippo. :(

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Good because the next ciggarete that you smoke will be poisoned. W0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o.

I wish that people liked me for who i am and not for my money

[Yoda]

The idea of this thread is to say something positive about the misfortune of somebody else - so that statement would be better if it were rephrased.

You lose all your money, and hence everyone who still likes you does it for who you are.

[Bobbydeath]

Suddenly one of your friend won a $1,000,000,000 in a lottery and gives half of it to you :).

I tripped.

[U-238]

You land on your face, look to your left and see a nail sticking up from the floor about 1 inch away from you.

My "gf"s family is looking to move, everyone I konw is going through a hard time, and it's still 5° as it has been for the past 6 weeks.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Her family decides not to move your friends find a way through and global warming helps you a bit.

I keep getting rejected.

[Bobbydeath]

You learn that it was all a prank and everyone admits they really love you :P.

I can't find my SC CD.

[iHawk]

That's ok, because StarCraft 2 is coming out next month ^,^

I have an Anthropology assignment due tomorrow :(

[Protoss_Honor]

YOu go to clas, and suddenly discover you love anthropology. YOu major in it in college, and make tons of money as an anthropologist. Does that help?


I procrastinate so bad, I may fail 11th grade. :(

[noobymodder]

Turns out you have the same first and last name as the smart foreign exchange student and the teacher confuses you for him so you pass.

I found out Tiny Dancer has balls. (I dont like girls with scrotums.)

[Bobbydeath]

Look, you have ovaries! Yay you're a girl and she's a boy. Go and make out :P

I feel like a jerk.

[hammocksleeper]

your mom still loves you.

i really suck at time management lately.

[DarkMirror]

You find out that managment has lowered its standards! Your now hitting way over the expected level of managmnet skills!

My march break is over as of tomorrow.

[Yoda]

You're a lot closer to Christmas!! :)

I suffer from procrastination

[iHawk]

But at least you don't suffer insanity ^,^

I suffer severe boredom

[Zerg_eater]

At least ur not suffering from Severe Heart attacks

I have low grades and i dont know why

[Yoda]

You realise that it is because you do not study enough. Hence you start spending a good portion of your life at your desk reviewing what you've done in class.

I'm finding some of these uni questions difficult.

[OboeGuru]

You are forced to take a break and go to the bathroom, only to slip and hit your head on the toilet, suddenly having a vision of the Flux Capacitor!

My cat is asleep on my coat and I need to go outside in the cold.

[Volken45]

you wake ur cat up who thean punces on a rabiniss mouse saveing your life


my cat totaly got hair in my comps CPU... 0.o

[Bobbydeath]

Because you're getting a new and better one tomorrow.

My parents piss me off.

[Aquarian]

Your parents later feel guilty, and treat you to a great meal. :)

My drama team today got fourth out of seven places. :/

[Yoda]

You train harder, and come 3rd in the next match

I am always tired. Literally.

[Aquarian]

Being tired always makes your boss/parents feel sorry and let you rest without doing much work.

Unfortunately, there is no next match.

[OboeGuru]

As a result of underachievement, you come to the stunning realization that a competition in the subjective arts is a laughable concept, and decide not to participate next year, allowing you time to complete that other thing you've always wanted to do!
(I got quite annoyed with drama competitions myself, can you tell? :) )

I can't help thinking about past failures. :cry:

[hammocksleeper]

One day in life, Oboe, you will realize that there are so many great future failures to look forward to that you will no longer worry about past ones.

My wall decorations are falling off the wall.

[Zeltaris]

It's time for SPRING CLEANING! >_>

Most of my jeans are worn and/or torn :O

[IrishDutchman]

Girls dig it. (seriously, trust me on this one. ;))

There is no spoon. :(

[OboeGuru]

There is no spoon. :(Because it has been replaced with a spork, the mightiest utensil known to man!

My box of chocolate Teddy Grahams is empty.

[IrishDutchman]

But when you're dog / sister / stripper ate them, they were really tasty.

I forgot when my next orthodontist appointment is, and I have a nagging feeling it's in the very near future.

[hammocksleeper]

Tomorrow you might get a postcard in the mail reminding you of your appointment.

I have to write two five-page papers, both of which are overdue, on books I haven't read and enigmatic topics.

[iHawk]

That's ok, someone comes by and writes your papers for you getting you an A+ ^,^

However on your way to school the next day a random bystander slapped you for being such a Ho
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b351/baddkittyx/subalbum2/COMPUTERSLAPPED.gif

My hand hurts from too much Ho slapping :'(

[Protoss_Honor]

You end up slapping the Ho's so much that they stop being Ho's.




I hate Ho's.

[Aquarian]

Your hatred for hoes have caused them all to go into hiding, thus riding the whole world from hoes.

There is a large crack on my wall.

[OboeGuru]

When you investigate the source of the crack, you discover that it is from the weight of gold coins that have been in your ceiling the past 50 years.

Someone stole the last cookie from the cookie jar.

[Zeltaris]

It turns out that cookie was years old and ridden with flesh-eating bacteria. You're saved :O

Warboards has gone XTREM KRAZIE

[Yoda]

You decide that you wanted it that way.

I have a headache.

[Zeltaris]

Its your incipient psychic powers developing

My springbreak lasts 18 days

[MidnightGladius]

You realize that mine is only 5.

You're dismembered and your conscious brain is put into a jar.

[Yoda]

If you had continued living you would have eventually turned to the dark side.

Seriously, people, you're supposed to write real ones which are happening to you. Or at least that's my impression. :shiftyr:

I am always feeling tired

[Zeltaris]

You sleep more, therefore having moar wet dreams with [insert unreachable sex-symbol here]

I have a kanker sore.

[OboeGuru]

It gives you a reason not to go to the dentist!
Seriously, who enjoys that?

My shoulder joints pop when I rotate them. :concern:

[Zeltaris]

It's a consequence of using that annoying ASCII :Þ smiley of yours. Once you ditch it and replace it with ټ it all goes back to normal.

I haven't made my bed and it's already 1:00 pm x_x

[Zerg_eater]

You make your bed, only your bed was Full of bedbugs :p

I want to do something fun instead of staying in my room, which only has 25% of Earths oxygen, but I can't cause No one has time in my house to do so T_T

[Yoda]

Your room only has 25% of the Earth's oxygen! You must be in trouble! :o

You decide that you didn't want to do something with your family, and instead play on the computer. Or whatever you can do in your bedroom.

I have a test tomorrow and I haven't studied very much

[Zerg_eater]

You go to school, and You fail it, thus getting you kicked out of the school your in

I just too a huige crap and it hurt

[OboeGuru]

This isn't Corrupt-a-Wish... it's the remix! Silly. Anyhow...

You submit your story to the writers of House, and you are invited to be on the show to star in your own story! Jennifer Morrison makes a pass at you.

I just realized that a fifth or so of my music collection is made up of expired Yahoo Music subscription tracks that I can't renew. :cry:

[hammocksleeper]

Oboe - it will let you freshen your music selection with new music choices and open your eyes to other worlds of different artists and styles!

My parents are mad at me because I never call :(

[OboeGuru]

They're mad because they want to tell you that they just made some big bucks on the stock market and any financial worry is a thing of the past.

I have a taste for a Blizzard from DQ, but the place is closed.

[hammocksleeper]

your friend comes over with a box of ice cream, you eat it then get an icecube blowjob

i'm tipsy and cant get any work done because of it

[Zeltaris]

You don't need to work anymore... didn't you just hear what oboe said? No financial worries, no work!

I am going to be in the lovely state of Oaxaca for a week... with temperatures above 35°C for the greater part of the day x_x

[iHawk]

That's ok, the place you're staying has a Swimming Pool (hawt chicks included ;) )

I have too much hair (the hair! It's in ma eyes >,<)

[OboeGuru]

You meet a girl who loves guys with long hair because it tickles her oh-so-right when you do naughty things. ;)

People keep postulating that rap is music when, by the very nature of what music is, the genre at large meets none of the criteria.

[iHawk]

That's ok, you invent a perfect blend of rap's rythm and beats with the soothing sounds of Classic Rock. Not only do you become instantly rich but everyone forsakes Rap and follows you into a new age of musical bliss.


I can't play XBox Live anymore because it's overpopulated with mouthy 10-year-olds and underpopulated by all around good people.

[IrishDutchman]

Bit the mouthy 10-year-olds are having great fun!

I have a test on poetry tomorrow, and I think poetry is lame.

[OboeGuru]

The test actually consists of one essay question on what you think about poetry, a perfect outlet!

There's is snow on the ground in Chicagoland... in APRIL!

[Yoda]

Snow is really cool, though!!

I have an incredibly low work productivity. I imagine I'll be staying up late sometime soon...!

[Mattimeeleo]

BUt you'll get the work done and get a promotion

I really want a Xbox360 but my mom won't let me have it

[Zeltaris]

Instead she lets you buy a car

I have to go to school tomorrow... :/

[CODEZERO]

a big snowstorm appears and school is cancelled

my harddrive is almost out of space :(

[Jimmy_the_saint]

You go out and by an external hard drive.

My relationship is on the rocks.

[Zeltaris]

Good, now all you need is some scotch to go with it :)

I am going to the hospital tomorrow :O

[Ghelgath]

Lucky you. Ice Cream + hot Nurses = win.

I had to miss school because I was hung over. :o

[Zeltaris]

You had one hell of a party last night.

I'm spending a chunk of my holidays in the orthopedy ward [hint: NOT as a patient o_O]

[Yoda]

You would have wasted that time anyway.

My work productivity seems to be half what it was last year.

[Ghelgath]

That's because you just got a job that gives you all kinds of lackeys to do the work for you.

I just came down with strep :(

[Zeltaris]

YOU CAN COLLECT THAT INSURANCE NOW!

I have to go to school tomorrow despite it being labour day. Me and just me, cos I'm the class rep and have to fix something with the biochemistry lab teacher x_X [Who is NOT hot... I know you just what you're thinking.]

[OboeGuru]

It turns out that your biochem. lab teacher called you in to introduce you to the replacement teacher, who is a total babe. You must "get to know her" to introduce her to the rest of the class when it next meets. ;)

I bent my wookie!

[Zeltaris]

Don't worry... considering you called it a "wookie", you were never going to put it to use anyway ;)
Although I bet it hurt a lot >_<]

I woke up at 11:30 today :/

[SeriousGamer104]

But you had one hell of a dream though lol.

It rained lastnight, and im pissed off god damnit