Make My Day, /or/ Corrupt a Wish Remix!

[kongurous]

The farms nearby have water.

I can feel the warp overtaking me.

[SeriousGamer104]

That's the good part!!! The bad part is that you made a mess
in your pants.

I wish I didn't have to clean my basment.

[Zeltaris]

Wrong thread. :P
Well, as you clean it up, you notice a crack in the floor tiling. You pull the tiles off and discover a hidden compartment with 50 years worth of porn magazines, which are miraculously intact!

I have an exam on monday, then another one on friday.:(

[Yoda]

You get heaps of study time between them!

I have a headache

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Thats good considering there are heaps of people in Africa dieing of AIDS.

I cant go to an Anberlin concert!!

[Zeltaris]

Thats good considering there are heaps of people in Africa dieing of AIDS. Stop whining, betch ;)

I am gli*eye-twitch*tched o_O

[SeriousGamer104]

Means you have AIDS zelt, but you go to the make a wish foundation
and you make a wish and the wish is, you get sucked by
a hot asian...

I'm shy 40 bucks of a kick ass pelit gun...
"50 Years of porn" Why? Why couldn't you say an old super computerwas found,er 50 tons of vodka or something.

[Zeltaris]

But you're only $2 short of a kick arse PELLET gun ;)

I hate sundays.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

but its monday.

i hate mondays

[Yoda]

You only have to endure 1 bad day per week.

Happy Time: 81.7143%
Unhappy Time: 14.2857%

I still do not know my purpose in life

[Zeltaris]

You smoke a joint and it hits you: Your purpose in life is to waste your life away so drug dealers can profit.

I ate a dog :/

[SeriousGamer104]

Ya but you found 10 pounds of gold in the dogs stomach,
and your filthy rich now, and you bought slaves and you trained them to play online poker in your basement.

[Zeltaris]

You did not post a situation of your own. So I'll take your CT

"There is propane in my dick"
Yeah, but now everybody thinks it's hot :P

I have a canker...

[SeriousGamer104]

Ooops sorry my bad. lol thx zelt.

Ouch... But it produces honey, you end world hungar,
and everyone cheers!

I can't have instant message cause my dads anal about virus's.

[Zeltaris]

You can get more work done. Foo

I have an exam in 11 hours :O

[Icarus]

you work well under pressure

my mom died

[SeriousGamer104]

Your serious, right?.....
Well, you develop autism over the terrible tragedy and become
a famous artist, and you make millions of dollars auctioning your paintings.
You also become an EXP! poet. But you die from syphilis dieses at age 56.
You crapped out, sorry.
When do I get +rep?


I cut myself doing the dishes, it was a big knife too...
SOB got me right across the knuckles...

[Yoda]

It must be pretty minor, since you're posting it here.

I am so sleepy

[Zeltaris]

You go to sleep and never wake up. MWAHAHAHAHA... wait wrong thread :P

You go to sleep and have a marathon of wet dreams. (You know, playing in the yard with the hose, walking under the rain, going to sea :P)

I was 1 decimal short of getting 100% on my final Head Anatomy grade :(

[Icarus]

(no I wasn't serious,but the sympathy was nice lol)

You ask around and find that your male teacher has a thing for students who get 100%...

I don't understand visual art

[Zeltaris]

Good, you can dock 5 points of your final score on your gayness test.

I haven't been sleeping well.

[Icarus]

You're sleep deprivation allowed to be awake while someone was trying to rob your house, and you were able to capture him! yay

My family's sense of humor is so different than mine

[SeriousGamer104]

Diffrent as in when your girlfriend is over your dad poops in his hand
and slaps her across the face (with the poop hand) and says,
poop is what's for dinner. lol

My nose is really dry, and cracks easy.

[Zeltaris]

You are so annoyed by this you give up your cocaine habits.

I can't use CDs as ninja stars :(

[Icarus]

Who cares?

My coka-cola got stale

[SeriousGamer104]

He's dead jim. All well open a new one.

I can't sleep and it's already late...

EDIT: Lol Zelt, some time ago I walked over to a corner in my house,
stood up a CD and sat on a it, the thing bent all the way down till it
broke a shard up my ass, Damn that hurt.
But I as laughing to hard to feal the pain lol, it was so random.

[Zeltaris]

He's dead jim. All well open a new one.

I can't sleep and it's already late...

EDIT: Lol Zelt, some time ago I walked over to a corner in my house,
stood up a CD and sat on a it, the thing bent all the way down till it
broke a shard up my ass, Damn that hurt.
But I as laughing to hard to feal the pain lol, it was so random.
o_0... massochism ftw :P

You reach nirvana by staying awake. Winner.

There is a fucking horrible spider dangling above my head, so close I can't move. And not your average house spider... the kind of nasty looking shit you find in subtropical countries. >_<

[Icarus]

You find out her name is charlotte

A basketball broke my thumb

[SeriousGamer104]

Ya, but you now have a hot nurse to wipe your ass after you shit!

I wish I had better friends...

[Yoda]

You make friend with some ants in your backyard.

I have a horrible university assignment which will take "too long" to do and will require too much research.

[SeriousGamer104]

Lol, ants.

You research day and night. And you pass the test.
Later in life you invent a 2 in 1 calculator, it solves math problems and wipes your ass
simultaneously, even during class, WOW HOW DOES IT WORK!

[Zeltaris]

Why the fuck would anyone need that. Oh look, now I can solve complex equation systems while taking a dump!. All thanks to my handy faeces-B-gone calculator! Yay!

I'm having my summer vacations cut in half because of summer courses o.O

[SeriousGamer104]

HAHAHAHA good answer, zelt.

What is there good to come out of that? huh?
Anyways you meet a girl. Happy.

[Zeltaris]

He he, that's what I'm planning to do, actually ;)

Btw, you killed the game fool

I haven't had sex in ages :(

[TheListener]

It's going to stay that way... unless you consult WWW.MATCHMAKERONLINE.COM IT'S TOTALLY FREE AND HELPS YOU MEET HIP SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!!!!!! SIGN UP NOW! FREE!!!

I don't have the time to finish reading the book i'm reading... (can you say 'redundant'?'

[Zeltaris]

In the second to last chapter, there is a blank page. Once the reader gets there, his heart stops and he dies.

I can't find the power cord for my PDA :(

[SeriousGamer104]

While looking for the power cord, you find some old bra and panties.
And for shits and giggles, you put them on and run around in circles outside,
and your overweight neighbor video tapes it...

Darn. Sorry I keep ruining the game.
If I could make it up, I would give all of you money :D

I wish I was asian,

[Icarus]

Granted, but the certain area of asia you come from is vietnam, and you get jumped by angry vets.

I have no one to play apples to apples with

[Zeltaris]

You can play apples to oranges in the IR, though. Very popular over there >_>

I am sick.

[SeriousGamer104]

Musta been that raw egg. Well now you get the day off from work.
Eat 2 gallons of yogurt in 5 min,
now try and predict the time when you will puke.
If your right, reward yourself with a handstand :D
repeat process over until you feel better :D

I wish that I had some double cheese and large fry's with
honey mustard dip, and 6 piece nugs,

[Icarus]

Granted. Lethal heart attack 5 minutes afterwards.

I wish I Didn't have to deal with annoying siblings.

[Zeltaris]

Ok. But you realise this is "Make my Day", not "Corrupt a wish". Idgit.:P

I have a HUGE canker.

[Icarus]

its an OR corrupt a wish REMIX!!!

You like cankers

Game room is getting old...

[U-238]

But with old age comes good memories.

My harddrive's making noises again. :(

[Icarus]

It turns out be a sick techno riff and you make millions off the single

No one gets creative with their post fonts anymore

[Zeltaris]

It spares us the annoyance of reading wanker posts in Comic Sans MS. [Thank god nobody has the dreadful habit of colouring their text in bright red or blue anymore]

It is very hot over here...

[OboeGuru]

You read my post and instantly cool off. ;)

I wish there was room on my desk to put a turntable and preamp.

[Zeltaris]

Your computer catches fire and burns everything on your desk. Just look at all that free space!

I return to school on May 28.

[Yoda]

You get a long time off school!!

Not many people seem to like my avatar

[Zeltaris]

You change it and instantly receive thankful +rep

I beat OboeGuru to posting! [Which means I am too quick typing than what's good for me :(]

[Icarus]

OboeGuru finds where you live, breaks in at 4 a.m., shoves an oboe down your butt, plays a jingle, takes another oboe and smashing it down your eye socket, Cuts open your chest, removes all your major organs and replaces them with oboe parts, Collects the bone fragments in your arms, and constructs a working oboe made of Zelt's bones. whew.

btw i assumed that was a wish, and you granted it yourself (nice work)

My mouse left clicker isn't working very well

[Zeltaris]

Good, cos there's a small strip of C-4 stuck on the underside o_O

And, uh... you're supposed to make something good FOR ME out of the situation posted. Fool. I don't see how being eviscerated would make my day. Just commenting :P

Six feet deep is the incission in my heart [that barless prison o_O]

[OboeGuru]

You find your nymphetamine girl, thereby satisfying your vampiric addiction.
[You beat me to posting because I left the computer to go read a book and watch The Tube Music Network. :P ]

I'm sad that the next three seasons of Lost will only have 16 episodes each.

[Icarus]

Granted. Now there is less crappy television in the world.

it's mothers day and i don't have a present

[Zeltaris]

It's not about the presents, it's about the love.

I am sick :(

[SeriousGamer104]

You puke your favorite food in a blender, and serve it to your friends :b

I don't feal like doing anything...

[IrishDutchman]

But at least you won't do anything stupid.

They be takin my bucket.

[OboeGuru]

They need your bucket to bring water to the Western U.S.

Calculus is incredibly tedious when you're just using arbitrary numbers without application.

[Icarus]

uh... you get ice cream while you study!

my pants just don't feel like staying up, and I think i'm getting bigger

[Zeltaris]

Boner = win. Provided there's horny chicks nearby

I can't swallow thanks to pharyngitis :/

[Ghelgath]

Sounds familliar :(
uh... you get ice cream sounds appropriate ;)

I can't swallow because of strep.

[Zeltaris]

You've had strep throat for so long you've already got used to it.

I spent all my night sneezing and (consequently) bleeding through my nose :D

[Yoda]

It obviously wasn't that bad since you attached the :D emoticon at the end of the sentence. ;)

I feel sad

[Ghelgath]

You get send to a psychiatrist about your depression, and she's hot :D

My head is about to explode from sinus pressure.

[SeriousGamer104]

Hahaha like the allergy sinus commercial on TV!
What is up with people on warborads being sick and crap...
It's contagious in the chat room, stay out the chat room *cough, cough*
Put a few towels down or the floor will get wet :D

I wish my pencil led didn't brake so much...

[VigilanteV]

here a pen

i wish i wasn't drinking crapy soda...

[SeriousGamer104]

The only crapy soda is a flat soda. Problem solved.

I wish that the standard font for text would be old english.

[Zeltaris]

It's not that bad, really...

[Get your games right! This is Make My Day!]

It's 3 am and I should be asleep.

[Yoda]

You walk to your bed and go to sleep. Problem solved!!

I have this assignment due on Monday and it's too much trouble to do...

[VigilanteV]

i killed your teacher!

there are too many good games coming out and i can't buy them all

[SeriousGamer104]

Buy one game, and have the rest of them in your pocket. problem solved!

I want to drive a tank over a cop car, then shoot a RPG in to
laundry mat.<jk

[Zeltaris]

No you don't. Problem solved.

StarCraft II has been announced... but release is still years away :(

[VigilanteV]

now your in a coma.

i'm realy hungry.

[Icarus]

A turkey sammich magically appears in your mouth

i want starcraft II. me no have starcraft II. ARG

[TheDriver]

Sc2 will go faster.
I want Evil Pillows of mass destruction.

[VigilanteV]

there are gernades in your pillow

i'm choking on that turkey sandwhich now

[TheDriver]

I give you teh hiemliech.

I want a flying hamster.

[SeriousGamer104]

It flys in to the garbage disposal and booom the floors wet now<lol

I want onion rings

[Ghelgath]

(Guys, this isn't corrupt a wish. If you read the first post, youi're not supposed to post wishes, you post something bad that happened to you and we make it all better...)

My strep throat is screwing up my social life.

[TheDriver]

it shall be cured and you Will get a HOT Gf.

My flying hamster went boom :(

[Icarus]

it booms into 5 more flying hamsters!

I finished all the milk in the house...

[TheDriver]

Go gets some more you fat ass :P j/k

My hamsters went boom

[SeriousGamer104]

wooOOOOOP.......woooOOOOOP.... BOom shocka locka<lol


I have cheap tread holding the buttons on my pants,
and they all fall off.

[VigilanteV]

heres some titanium wire

my little burned out

[Jimmy_the_saint]

The get a big......that doesnt burn out.

I have a hernia

[OboeGuru]

It turns out that what you thought was a hernia was actually a third testicle. Congratulations, you are now the most fertile male on the planet.

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids.

[TheDriver]

Those pesky kids were dui'ing and they were blamed and then they realised they prolly were lying thus you got away with it.

I wish that I had a scimitar!

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but you fail badly for not POSTING A NEGATIVE SITUATION in this thread.

I have had enough of this assmockery...

[Ghelgath]

The assmockery stops.

I no longer have assmockery to make fun of :(

[bobboy]

Buttmockery begins.

My backyard is covered in a sheet of fire and it is hailing hummer H1s + U235-based rain.

[Ghelgath]

You make the most amazing action video ever with that scenery.

I'm sitting here playing the same game that I was 3 months ago... and I've only gained 2 levels 0_O

[bobboy]

You gain THREE. WOOT!!!!!!!!

Extra (the gum) doesn't last long enough.

[VigilanteV]

here some stride.

i hate my glasses

[TheDriver]

You get contacts ! yay for you ^^.

I have a bomb and suicdelism.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

You get prozac and give the bomb to somone who wants it.

Im itchy.

[bobboy]

You scratch yourelf.

I'm being attacked by insects.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

You get bug repellant.

My teef hurt

[VigilanteV]

here some tooth ontment

i can't get xbox live:(

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Get Xbox recorded

I dont have enough rep

[Epyon94]

But you have more than me.

I wont get to see my girlfriend till the summer.

[DoctorZettabyte]

She moves in with you.

Um...my wishes were corrupted in the "Corrupt a wish" thread.

-DocTera

[Jimmy_the_saint]

you leave so they cant be corrupted.

i dont have metroid prime 3

[DoctorZettabyte]

Well...uh...Here's metroid prime two with enough content to be a third MPrime.

Nobody knows what my avatar is.

-DocTera

[Icarus]

It looks really offensive and if I found out what it really was I may have to press charges.

my feet stink

[Jimmy_the_saint]

You get some foot ointment. RvB might be ending

[Kazansky]

You didn't post a problem. I have nothing to worry about. XD

I have to choose between a Galil mag (1000 rounds cap) for my AK or a sector chip for the rifle's receiver.

[Icarus]

I read a manuel somewhere and find a somewhat educated answer

I don't have a manuel somewhere to give a somewhat educated answer

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Someone gives you a manuel so you have a somewhat educated answer.

124167 wont give me his/her real name

[Icarus]

oh look, a bird!

My lunch was bad

[WarInSerbia]

You puke...XD

I am praying that will not rain on 18 & 19 june.

[Icarus]

your supposed to make my day!

It doesn't rain

My head hurts

[Jimmy_the_saint]

you get head ointment.

I want food but dont have any at home and i have no money.

[Icarus]

You answer a trivia question correct on the internet and receive a life-time supply of chocolate, KFC, and bendy straws!

My torrents are incomplete...

[WarInSerbia]

So you complete them!

Your numbers are mine!

[Icarus]

That's not a bad thing ;)

i suck at guitar

[Jimmy_the_saint]

you get a banjo instead.

i want uber pwnage but cannot obtain it because of stupid ganandorf.

[SeriousGamer104]

Drink a bunch of wine coolers and you can obtain anything you want!

My eye itches.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Get some eye ointment.

I have a bad back

[Icarus]

You have a good head!

I can't sleep

[SeriousGamer104]

Ointment seams to do the trick for anything according to jimmy_the_saint.
So I will recimend sleep ointment!<lol

My eye still itches.

[DarkMirror]

This is because you are mutating to get extradimesnional vision. Have fun.

I cant find the next clue for the new H3 ARG.

[Icarus]

you use that "find the next clue" ointment that jimmy the saint was talkin bout

There aren't enough hours in a day.

[DarkMirror]

If there were more, one side of the earth would freeze solid! Arent you gald there are only 24?

Billy bob joe is abducted by aliens from the 5th dimesnion. His brain is to small to comprehend this dimension, and he will die if he stays there for a few more hours.
Then the ships engines are destroyed.
What will he do now? How can it get better? Will martha stewart finally get married to that sweater?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

nothing, it wont and yes. Billy bob joe has no hope.

I have an itchy toe.

[DarkMirror]

Your supposed to make it better, asswipe.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

And your supposed to post a bad situation dumbass.

My toes are cold. (id like to see you guys come up with an ointment for that!)

[DarkMirror]

I did. Its called blanket in a jar.

Again, and if Jimmy the saint replies I will get pissed.

Billy bob joe is abducted by aliens from the 5th dimesnion. His brain is to small to comprehend this dimension, and he will die if he stays there for a few more hours.
Then the ships engines are destroyed.
What will he do now? How can it get better? Will martha stewart finally get married to that sweater?

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Billy bob juoe gets rescued by a saintly figure named Jimmy_the_saint.
The engines get engine ointment. And marha stuart get married to a jumper.

My balnket in a jar is wet.

[DarkMirror]

That proves its a good ointment!

I'm not good at starcraft that much...

[Jimmy_the_saint]

You get starcraft 2 and get l337 gaming skillz!!1!!11!!oneoneone.


My ointment has dried up

[DarkMirror]

You can always get a new jar for free at a nice old lady store!

My caopy of starcraft II is not functioning properly.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Thats cause you cant spell copy correctly. but anyway Your friend lends you his copy which works fine.


The nice old lady store is closed.

[Atillawurm]

It will reopen soon with more nice stuff.

My toe got cut off and the blood dried to the mattress, so I had to rip the scab off.

[apostolos]

Yes but you're a rare Human with a less toe.(you'll be tourist attraction)

My brother stinks.

[Atillawurm]

he will fall into a vat of perfume today.

my corns on my toes are about to burst.

[Zerg_eater]

then it eats you

I am really s;ee[u

[DarkMirror]

Your supposed to make it better.
And the last word is incomprehensible.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Thats because he is a dumbass.

My toes are infected and i already have ointment for it.

[SeriousGamer104]

What is up with you and infected body parts?!?!?! And ointment wtf??
If you already have ointment for it than what's the big deal???

Why have I been gone for so long?

[WarInSerbia]

Cuz your a ValValiant4 n00b.

Anyway why post here?Why do you respect rulez/

[TheDriver]

Eh ? Thats not a wish.

My shotgun of +10 AGL
has been dropped, and i can never get it again.

[DarkGunner]

but this stops you from killing a VIP and world war 3 starting.

my computer keeps crashin

[TheDriver]

You get infested with the Zlob Porn Pass virus . (no /me didnt corrupt his wish, I made it better, if you know what i mean ;)
My a/v is acting dumb.

[apostolos]

Your neighbour's is dumber

My brother farts all the time.

[WarInSerbia]

Enjoy the smell of nature :)

You mess with me you mess with the best.

[apostolos]

Yes,with the best n00b.

I have a problem.

[Zerg_eater]

So this game is sort of the opposite of Corrupt a Wish, as in this game you say something bad that has happened to you (feel free to make it up if you want), and the next person puts a twist on it that makes it a good thing instead of a bad thing. After "making their day," you should put down a bad thing of your own to keep it going!

Example:
It rained today.
But, your plants will have water to drink.
I totaled my car today.
But, the insurance money will be used on a brand new Wii.

Get it? OK, here's the first one:

Jimmy has cancer.whoops
O.o all this time ive been corrupting peoples days even more.......

[Galiant]

whoops
O.o all this time ive been corrupting peoples days even more.......

HAHA!!!!:D:P

[Zerg_eater]

you deal with it, and its fixedYes,with the best n00b.

I have a problem.










Its almost the end of summer

[Kawagata]

Yet it's the start of a whole new school year!

My internet sucks,,

[Sento]

at least it doesn't blow (sry, couldn't resist)

You get a new router and you now have the best connection eva!

i own vista...

[TheOutcast]

No you don't....

I got shot in a video game and had to redo a whole level.

[Zerg_eater]

you`beat`it`again`in`5`seconds

this`keyboards`sucks`so`much

[TheOutcast]

I have a good one that I'm selling on eBay.

I dropped a heavy rock on my foot and it got hurt!

[Zerg_eater]

You`dont`need`to`go`to`work


My`computer`still`isnt`working`and`im`pissed`off

[Sento]

you go to anger Therapy class and buy a new keyboard (hint hint)

[Zerg_eater]

dude...I said MY computer, not my uncle's

Im really depressed after watching the last episode of death note

[apostolos]

Death note sux anyways.

I haven't killed Zerg_Eater yet.

[Zerg_eater]

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....
Instead, you track down Kongurous and kill him and changed your name to if you have problems with Kongurous, Then leave it to me.


(sorry if i mispelled his name wrong :p)

Damn Light had to go insane at the last episode of death note

[apostolos]

It's just anime.

I'm angry

[TheOutcast]

You're happy because you found $5 on the ground...

My watch broke:(.

[apostolos]

You get a new with l4z3rz inside.


Darth Vader died.

[tremaparagon]

And Luke and Leia lived happily ever after. ewww

Michael Jackson turns up at my front door.

[TheOutcast]

He tries to do you in the ass, then you shoot him.

I died.

[SolidSamurai]

You're dead. At least that's what you're multiple personality disorder believes. Either way all other personalities that didn't represent you to the best interests of your family are dead.

I can't figure out 3d blender. Hell, I don't even know where to start.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

you do it even better in Flash.

Im not a necromancer.

[SolidSamurai]

Good thing too, otherwise that really annoying kid you killed would be alive and walking today due to the efforts of others like you.

I can't figure out javascript.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

You use the "I-know-how-to-use-Javascript" lotion.
If you don't get this look at my previous posts.

Its raining and im still not a necromancer.

[TheOutcast]

Ok then you're a cryomancer meaning you can freeze the rain, and then you'll turn into a thermomancer and heat the rain up.... or something...

I shot your mom....... just kidding....

[Jimmy_the_saint]

You used yourself as a shuriken proof shield for her.......not kidding.


Im not any sort of mancer.

[SolidSamurai]

But you are in fact, a pantser, which more than makes up for mortal faults.... in your own mind.

I always edit my posts... except this one.