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[Nickodemus]

This is a RP that was done before i think, but hey. lets try it.

The rules of the game are thus.

1) post once per day. can't do it? please provide in game response as to why?
2) no god modding and please pay attention to the posts that come before yours.


The idea of this is that it is a forum that people chat on. wierd things will be introduced by me. If you have an idea to implement then PM it to me before hand to be OK'd. It will start out in the "real" world and then move on from that point if allowed or we agree on it.

The only thng you will need is the handle you use on the board. that is it. Eery post gets done with your handle at the top.

I will start it in a couple of days based on popularity wich as seen with my last jaunt who the hell knows how it will turn out. more will be given out in my first post.

letsa see then

~Q

[iHawk]

Didn't you do something like this before? Where most of the RPing had to be done on the message boards that the characters visited? Then there were some sort of mutations spreading about and it kinda' died >_>

I liked the old one though, so I'll take part. I'll think of something for a handle.

[Nickodemus]

yup, just wanted to see how this one goes. i do that sometimes. carefull i might just dust off Khaos.....

I am working on a real one, but as my last one never got off the ground because of peoples inability to read instructions I am lax to do that as of yet...

I will post next tuesday people

[Nickodemus]

Q> Hey people. Is anyone there? This sucks finding a job. Kids are all out of the house and at the respective schools. When you all get a job. Don't loose it. Fuck the unions man they suck and don't do crap to help you. Well, i have to go and look for more jobs I'll see you all on tomorrow, maybe even tonight if i am bored.

~Q


<occ> Go ahead and be who you want. I'm actually going to be me. as it goes on i will introduce different things than the last one did and see what happens.

[iHawk]

FacileCard> Haha, looks like it sucks to be you! Then again it sucks to be me too 'cause I'm in the same boat. Just when you get comfortable in your job they decide to downsize, eh?
Well, I've got to go job hunting so I'll talk to you guys later.

Viva la unemployed!

(OOC) Not me, although somewhat based off of me. Hopefully now that people see how easy it is more will decide to post once in a while. (OOC)

[Nickodemus]

Q> Yea facilecard, I hear ya. just got home from the employment place. two new leads YEA! have to maek call backs. This is a really new board isn't it? no one on here much is there? Of to make some call backs. happy hunting.

[Calibur]

Story_Rider> Damn Wal-mart. Three stinking interviews, a drug test, two-months of waiting and for what: We're sorry but we have no current available positions yeah well screw them.

But now I have to go back to job-hunting, isn't there a place that gives jobs to people actually want to work. --sigh...

[iHawk]

FacileCard> No way, you too? Damn... hey, if there's anyone on here that is employed give me a hollar, we need your secrets! Anyways, I dropped off a Resumé at the Apple Store in the mall and spent like two hours after that talking with the Manager. All I can say is I think I've got this one, the dude seemed impressed with my knowledge and from what he said it's pretty laid back there.

Hopefully I've got this one. Until then, viva la unemployed!

[DarkMirror]

TheDark> Yo. This is kinda cool. I think I might chill here...
Speaking of jobs, I have been turned down so much its not funny. Thinking of going to apply for a job as a game designer...

[Nickodemus]

Q> Damn, I drink two beers and have a headache. Lightweight. Hey, has anybody seen the new tech stuff out for christmas? I totally want one. Its a computer you wear. Internet access built in and evrything. Hooks on your belt and the keyboard is two gloves hooked on your wrists. It is too cool. gonna get out the last of my 401k money because my computer is dying anyways. what do ya think?



<occ> fo with the comp thing. It fits the plot.... <grin>

[Avenged7Fold]

Jarhead0352> What's all this complaining about finding a job? How hard can it really be?

[Magmaniac]

xMAGGOTx> YA NO SHIT I DONT HAV A JOB AND IM FINE LOL

SO DUZ ANY1 HER PLAY SC?????

[iHawk]

FacileCard> Oh, thank you MAGGOT for gracing us with your presence and unique interpretation of the English language >_> On a more serious note: I got the job ^,^
Yeah, the manager was impressed so I start next week! Sorry dudes, but no more viva la unemployed. As for those new computers? Yeah, I've heard of them, I'm hesitant to buy one right away, but I might get one anyway just to try it out.

Happy Hunting guys!

[Cpt.Chronic]

xMAGGOTx> YA NO SHIT I DONT HAV A JOB AND IM FINE LOL

SO DUZ ANY1 HER PLAY SC?????
WC3PwNzJoO> OMG YOUR SUCH A N00B!!!1 SC IS LIEK 20 YEER OLD OMG SO NOOB LEARN A REAL GAME KK WC3 PWNZ JOO NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne> WTF you talking bout? SC rules. I heard that theyre coming out with it for those new comps...

[Cpt.Chronic]

DarkOne> WTF you talking bout? SC rules. I heard that theyre coming out with it for those new comps...
WC3PwNzJoO> OMG YER SO NOOB SC DONT 3V3N W3RK ON N3W CMPS LMFAOROFL HAHAHAH STOOP1D NOOB OH YEAH I GOT PS3 TOD4Y AND OMFG IT SO GOOD THE GRAFIX 4R3 TEH B357 OMFG SOOOOOO MUCH B3ST3R TH4N 5H1T-BOX 360 HAHAH AND TH3Y 4R3 R3L3453 WC3 4 IT OMFG C4NT W8!!!!!!!!!1

[Nickodemus]

Q> jeasus k'kin christ people.... <laugh> that was with the new computer. IT HAS VOICE RECOGNITION!!!!! now stop typing like a bunch of little kids... I still don't have no job. But I have rich grandparents.... And SC sucks. as for this its the weekend and I am bored. gonna go now. night


by the way, these computers rock. go get one. voice recognition. The attachments to the scull take a little getting used to though, forgot about that part till i got fitted with mine. Took 3 hours to get it working right but now i can wait to get the upgrades.

Peace out

[iHawk]

FacileCard> Good god! Now we have two butchers of the english language! C'mon guys, unless you're four there's no reason to type like that... ever. Even if you are four, hopefully you can learn better then to babble on in your little "1337 5p34k".

@Q: Nice man, mooching off of rich relatives isn't a bad thing as long as they're offering the money ^,^ I got through two years in a dead-end job by just dropping hints about my monetary needs. Works like a charm and I've payed most of it back too.

Apparently I get an employee discount at the store, which is pretty awsome, so I'll probably get myself a new iPod (I still use the original black/white screened one xD).

As for those computers? They're still a bit steep for my budget, so I'll wait 'till a deal comes along and then wrestle someone to the ground for one. Oh, and those of you still lookin' for jobs:

A lot of big comapnies near me are doubling if not trippling their buisiness because of these new computers. All of their employees are now just working from home and they're selling a lot of their offices. They've now gone and started highering even more workers as long as they supply their own computer. It's crazy! I'd go for it if I had one of those new comuters, working from home would be awsome!

I'm starting on mornings, so I'm gunna hit the sack. I'll let you know how my first day goes!
P.S. StarCraft may be old, but it still has kick to it ^,~

[Cpt.Chronic]

WC3PwNzJoO> OMG Q U C4LL3D M3 L177L3 K1D IM N07 SO T4K3 1T B4CK BU7 U C00L C05 SC SUX WC3 IS TEH B5ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEH GR4F1X ROX ON UR N3W CMP R1T3??

[Nickodemus]

<occ> come on now people. At least pretend to be adults. use speak that we can understand for gods sake.


<ic>


Q> Man....... I love this thing. And I got some news for ya. Got me a job managing the electronics department at Wal-mart. Yea I know but it pays the bills. But heres the thing, You all need to go and check them out. I mean REALLY get their early. If you can pass the quote/unquote test they give you one for a hundred bucks. A HUNDRED FREAKING BUCKS MAN!!!! And let me tell you as a fellow geak they are some easy questions. Well, I gotta get some dishes done. Be back later. Peace Out

[Nickodemus]

<occ> Notice actually is given. Typre in that OMG YUOU @! EWHIO$EH@ DHOIW type and I'll have it booted. Thank you and have a nice day.

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne> I mean, I like those new comps and all...
But the brain jack compoinent? eww...
So I'm getting one of the higher priced ones that includes it as an earjack, like headphones? Yeah. Its more comfertablke to, cause' I heard that the brain jack ones cause irratation.

Oh, and I got that job, you know, as a game designer! These things do help a lot. I managed to get a job at blizz, to, so I can get some minsiders info on SC and the Possibility of SC II...BOOYA!

[Nickodemus]

Q> You get kinda used to it. feels fine after a day or two. I hardly notice the jack. I read that the problem with the ear piece is they break or are entirely too slow for use. Go with it, studies say they work well, with no side effects.

[DarkMirror]

OOC>Can I post again, or do I have to wait until tomorrow?

[Nickodemus]

<occ> you can, I would just like it if you posted at least once a day, if not then explain it in the rp.

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>Maby. Im kinda distrustful of shit that interfaces directly with your brain. I did some reseach, and it turns out that you can get those earpods custom made, and it makes them just about as fast as a brain jack. also, they dont break when custom made. So im going out to buy some today. Also starting my work for Blizzard!

[Nickodemus]

Q> well ok, but what I have learned they don't work and are cheap rip offs. join up man. It really is fine. I'm sure by now Facile has one. he is a junkie and I heard a rumor that mac might have something to do with making the interfaces so they will work. and the computers and arn't windows based so no crashing your skull so to speak.

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne> Well, I'm sticking to earpods. I just cant trust things that tap in to your brain. I mean, I read this book, called feed, and they all had micro-chips in thier heads. they could access any info they could ever want...but they had been turned intoi MEGA CONSUMERISTS as well, becasue the feed sent them all sorts of ads. Also, i'm sure it wont be long until "Malfuncunction" sites sproing up in real life. In the book they were like sort time viruses, drugs for the feed.

[Nickodemus]

Q> Hey darkone. Did you see/hear the news. A coule of people who had the ear pieces got some sort of shock into their ears and their is a ban on them from the goverment. They are being pulled from the market as we speak. What gives with that? The people just up and started convulsing before there ears burst. Feedback maybe? who knows, the gov isn't saying much about it but its all over the news. The also are saying that Micorsoft had something to do with it and are taking microsoft to court. Some new trial system. O' well, back to beating the children By the way, the gov is giving people a free attachment for it if you give your upgrade, plus a 20 dollar gift card for food stuffs.

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>Wow. that...was wierd. Now, dont mean to sound pessimistic, but dont you find this coincidental? Now, again, not to sound realy like conspiricy theory, but maby it IS a conspiricay.

[Nickodemus]

Q> naw. It can't be. conspiracies only happen in books man....

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne> No, its quite possible in real life to.

[iHawk]

FacileCard> Yeah, the first day I start working they get a shipment of the "iBrain" computers <laugh> It's pretty awsome and with the brain jack you can play songs from your own memory. It's prety rad.

Oh, and Q? I'm no junkie, that really stings man... <laugh> Damnit, with voice recognition I have to actually work on keeping a straight face... Oh well, i'll probably use the glove-board-thingiemagigy from now on. But these things are awsome.

Dark: Man, paranoid doesn't do you justice. I suggest you just add another layer of tinfoil to your helmet and hope the government will stop telling you to buy a Big Mac. Honestly, there's nothing wrong with these computers. It's just the next step in technological advancement or whatever.

Well there goes my lunch break. Talk to you all later!
Facile Card, signing off. Kssshhhh!

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne> You are all entitlesed to your opnions as well as me. But I think that people should consider before they buy these new things.

[Cpt.Chronic]

(ooc: LQ, I love how you make rules up after it starts. This RP is supposed to be a message board. I was playing the role of a 9 yr old who thinks he's hot shit cause he knows how to use a computer. Whatever. HF.)

[Nickodemus]

<occ> what??? I said it was a message board yes. but it has to have twist and turns... come on now. I am too old to know what the hell you were trying to type. And maybe people on here can't read that either. At least make it readable. You can still act a kid without typing like that you know.

[Nickodemus]

Q> well I have a freaking hang over. everything hurts. Damn, how did i drink that much? Anyways were is everyone and what the heck is going on with you all? my kids are watching Muppets take manhattan. Well. talk later. out.

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>Party a lot last night? Sounds like you had a good one. I dont realy drink though. glass of wine every once in a while, but nothing much else...
Oh, and I got insiders info! Blizz is definitly making "you know what" II.

[Nickodemus]

just at home with friends. only had 5 or 6 beers. Its what happens when ya get old. ya get drunk easier.

[iHawk]

FacileCard> Hey, I'm on break so I decided to see what's going on here. I'm using the typing feature now, and I found out it looks hillarious when you try and pick something up while typing. Check it out: ;oijjko;mkl;; That was the right hand in case you couldn't figure it out. Whats worse then picking things up however is catching them, my manager and I were tossing a mouse back and forth (slow day) and when we were done I realised I had been typing the whole time. Yeah, I had three pages of gibberish, so I saved it titled "Catch" and I'm thinking about getting it published as a short story xD

So, I've got nothing else to say, not that any of this was important. And DarkOne: I already knew it was coming, it's good to get some confermation though. Let us know if you can get any screen shots or concept art for us ;)

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>Cant give any of that, cause blizz runs scans to find those and replace them with fakes or just delete them. I also cant say the name, cause theyde track it down. I know this partly because I'm a friend of the guy in charge of the propaganda campaign...:)

[Nickodemus]

Q> Ha ha ha, I'm playing it now so their. Its kinda fun. I wont go into any of the wording or catch phrases so i don't set of the alarms either because with these who knows how the system works. And yes I am using the though mode. Hacked the system last night while sitting around. I think I'm gonna try a couple of web sites i found in an old web directory on this thing, aparently they didn't wipe this as well as they thought eh?



<occ> just go with it, no i dont know a thing about it but i thought it might add to the plot i am working up to. try to use the comps to get into and break web sites. explore speed, etc. then i'll post news..<grin>

[Nickodemus]

Q> dudes, i broke inot a web site with some goverment intel about these computers.. Said something about control and then i got cut off. nothing else. anybody got any ideas?? I'm not that good so maybe i missed a crack, damn these things are fast for that. anyone want the site?

[iHawk]

FacileCard> Don't go talking about "control" or Dark will be back here doing Moulder Impressions. Honestly though, I've hacked a few sites for kicks, I'm not stupid enough to attack a government page though. Damn Q, you're some kind of stupid :P

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne> Just because you dont want to accept it, dosnt mean that the government and other organizations arent up to things we dont know about.
"Control"? As in a Master control? Control interface? Hell, it could be controling the number that are available for the public to buy. Or the number of compatible software.

But, if you expect Moulder stuff, it could be MIND CONTROL...

[Nickodemus]

Q> thank you for your concern facile. duly noted. So, who has these things anyways? i mean the inplant. Mine is acting funny and itchy today. i'm gonna go and get some stuff done, talk later.

[Nickodemus]

Q> damn well this sucks. My conection went bad... wasn't able to get anywhere online for a while. Anyone have the same problem or experiencing my "new" problem?<pause> Seems that I blacked out for a day or two. 38 hours to be exact. And well the computer has somehow fused, and I use that term lightly, with my body. yup. the wiring to my head I cannot remove. And you know i tried. and from what i can seee the computers have grafted to my body somehow. If you haven't gotten this, don't <laughing> it hurts a little and it itches. ANy ideas?

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>HOLY CRAP! Go to a doctor! I am so glad I didnt get an implant. I wanted yto stick to the earpods, so guess what? Black market.

Oh, and Q? You are in some serius shit.

[Nickodemus]

Q>gee, ya think. metal has covered almost half of my body. it is slowly taking over.... its kinda comforting though.

[DarkMirror]

DrkOne> HOW!?! You need to see an expirenced surgeon, and I mean NOW!

[Nickodemus]

Q> you know whats weird? i knew it was 38 hours evon though i had no clock and was out.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz We are fine now though. You all should embrace what we have become. Feel the new found power. We can hack into any site.... be anywere we want to be.. I'm ordering you all new "pet" upgrades now. they should arive there any time. the internet is a great place. We know you are their and awaiting us. Please come join the revolution. It is quite enjoyable for us.

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>Ummm? Dude? This is a joke, right?

[Nickodemus]

Q> why would this be a joke we could see you waiting for us. yes, you should get the package from us soon. Do not worry, It installs itself. It really is quite liberating

[iHawk]

FacileCard> Sorry for disapearing everyone, really busy time at the store. My Manager had the same thing happen to his port too, I'm using the desktop computer right now. At least until I can properly check out the ports and make sure it's working right.

As for YOU La'Q'Tous, what the hell are you talking about?

[Nickodemus]

Qyes, he provided a nice target, but alas he did not get it out in time. we are infecting him now it is just taking longer. We have explained it before that we are together. I have fused with he and he with me. we are one

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne> FacileCard, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT open any packages you get soon! HEs nsent us some kind of virus hardware, it fuses to the reciever somehow!

[Nickodemus]

Q> thats not a nice thing to do. You should not give warnings about us. We simply want to give enlightenment. Your gift is at the door now. Please go and recieve with open arms.

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>No thanks. I think I'll keepp my humanity, you fucked up bastard. Then, again, I might go open that package with a shotgun...

<OOC>What exactly do we do now?

[Nickodemus]

Iceman> hey, I saw that this place is one of the only boards still left. Seems that all of those new computers are causing people to go crazy. Anybody on here that isn't infected? A couple of friends of mine got infected and are running around talking about themselves in the third person. With all this technology going on the world is slowly going to hell. Well, I'm off.... I think I hear a knock at the door now.

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>Stay away! NO! Dont go!

[Nickodemus]

iceman> damn, well that went well. it itches... lol J/K I smacked the shit out of them with a baseball bat. their were seven of the little bastards actually. the last one snuck in and i almost missed it. would have sucked don't ya think?

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne> Thats good. I pumped three shotgun rounds into mine. We need to contact any other survivors. I'm doing a bit of hacking, I found a backdoor Q left in that site. I managed to avoid detection for a while, and I found out what that whole "Control" thing was about.
There was a government transmiter that kept the net up and running for these things. It also had a hidden code being transmitted that kept these nanites found in the Brainjack interface docile. when they turned off this "Control", the nanites activated, and they started spreading. Kinda like the borg. Apperently, Q managed to get ahold of one of the specail designation ones, ones that were on a timer instead of the signal. His Brainjack will be a control unit, acting as a new Net transmitter for the other units. And the packages? Well, they are modified Nanite injectors, like mobile brainjacks.

[iHawk]

FacileCard> We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctivness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.

j/k :p I know that under the circumstances that was somewhat tasteless but right now tasteless jokes may be the only things keeping me sane. If I didn't tell so many Dead Baby jokes to my friends I might let this robot-computer-Mechano-Anti-Christ thing get to me.

Speaking of which, I got La-Q-Tous' package, I was ready though. There were at least five of the little bastards in that box. They reminded me of those damn "Replicators" from Stargate: SG1 O_O I took my autographed hockey stick to the buggers. They probably wished I hadn't been practicing my slap-shot last week :D

Anyways, my Manager keeps leaving creepy messages on my phone, so I disconected the line. I think I saw him outside my window last night, scared the crap out of me. I keep my Rifle beside me at all times now. Anyways, I'm heading outside to get some groceries and stuff, I'll be on again the day after tomorrow probably.

Remember, Phasors are only good for one shot ;)
-Card

[Nickodemus]

iceman> well this sucks and it will probably be one of my last posts as "me' They got me. apparently they are programmed to act dead if attacked and one of them i didn't totally kill. So, while i slept the little bugger got me. If i focus rerally hard i can keep it at bay but i don't know for how long. Have you seen the streets lately? All sorts of people just rambling about. TV is off the air... and nothing is on. I hope i can keep going. Its only on my leg so i might try something..... I don't want to die like this...

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>Dude! Get your microwave! And this ois gona sound realy crazy... but break the front glass and turn it on pointed at your leg and the thing.
It SHOULD kill it. I dont realy know how badly youd hurt yourself though...

[Nickodemus]

Iceman> well that did not work. Let me regroup because its hard to concentrate.... Yes, i cut my leg off. No, it didn't stay off. It came back to me and grafted itself back on. As for anybody who has a care to know. Have you seen outside? go take a look. I'm hiding here because they are out en mass looking for the rest of us. O krap my window broke, I gotta hide. out

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne> I dont realy have much of a problem with that. My house is in the penthouse of a very expensive skyrise. Come the takeover, me and some of my friends bought about a years supply of food, and broke the only elevator. dismantled the stairs, to.
But if I look out the window...Its like a zombie movie. They all look filthy, and emacipated...

[DarkMirror]

DarkOne>Hello? Can anyone see this message? their gone! The zombie-Cyborgs are all dead!

[Nickodemus]

Ice> Yes, they will go away. Sorry i didn't write earlier. Was in hiding. Watch out for them. they come back alive after three days so count and go destroy as many as you can. I'm still holding out against this thing. I don't get it, its like it went into some kind of hybernation. course i can't move my leg at all.

[Nickodemus]

AFTERMATH:

"It took them a little time, but together our heroes formed a resistance. Q was bolstering his group to wipe out the humans. But as humans do they fought back. They learned how to block out the signals from Q to his drones in close areas as they fought. Those valiant heroes who formed a resistance that lives on to this day....


<OCC> Adaptation to RP coming. I have to work on the name but Its coming. This is done for now and please come to the next installment