killing things

[SHISHKABOB]

What is the most efficient killing machine? Animal, vegetable mineral whatever.

[Frattimonde]

A super virus.
Fast and unstoppable.

A powerful thing of this world.

[wraizyr]

*Sigh*

This thread is going to degenerate into a bunch of geeks saying "ME!!!!"

Edit:Btw, I can be pretty dangerous when I'm angry... :p

[Whiteknight]

/\/\3!!!!!!!11!1 ;) 1 R T3H |-|4XX0R1|\|G 1337ness. PH34R M3!!!!1!1! :p

In all seriousness, viruses can be the most efficient and deadly killing machine. There are some that can spread from person to person through the air and through the dermal layer (skin). They are deadly and will kill fast.

I suppose nukes are pretty much deadly, especially if they all go off at the same time.

[Nahotnoj]

Viruses.

Anyone ever seen "the andromeda strain"?

[pixels]

meteor. really. fucking. huge meteor.

[hammocksleeper]

The answer is virus. They are practically indestructible. And can kill things, although most don't.

[OboeGuru]

Viruses.

Anyone ever seen "the andromeda strain"?
The book is 5 million billion times better than the movie, in my opinion. But yeah, that's at least a fictional virus.

Then there's Ebola Zaire and the like. *cringe, shudder* Anyone here read The Hot Zone? Definitely gave me the jibblies in a few spots.

[RogueRed2]

A couple hundred pounds of antimatter spread throughout the world :)

Just think about it this way:
1 gram of antimatter = hiroshima bomb (20 kilotons of nuclear energy) =D

And hey look at that, it makes no mess!

[Whiteknight]

A couple hundred pounds of antimatter spread throughout the world :)

Just think about it this way:
1 gram of antimatter = hiroshima bomb (20 kilotons of nuclear energy) =D

And hey look at that, it makes no mess!Then again, seeing as how making 1 stable atom of antimatter is impossible, I doubt we are ever going to see a gram of it, let alone a few hundred pounds.

meteor. really. fucking. huge meteor. Hmm... I never thought of that. Yeah, if a meteor like that crashed into earth, life as we know it would be wiped out.

[OboeGuru]

Agreed. If it can't conceivably exist in our world, it can't be the most efficient killer, now, can it? ;)

I just want to vote viruses again, because viruses are making me sick right now.

[RogueRed2]

Then again, seeing as how making 1 stable atom of antimatter is impossible, I doubt we are ever going to see a gram of it, let alone a few hundred pounds.

Antimatter is storied in a vacuum and electromagnetic fields to keep the antimatter from coming in contact with matter. Antimatter isn't meant to be stable either, it's supposed to release tons of energy once it comes into contact with air, or anything ^^

Also, CERN has made tons of antimatter particles, they regularly produce them.

[ZeroDarkStar]

A universal supernova. Top that.

[Subjukator]

Most efficient huh? Virus. Self-replicating and you don't gotta do anything. Just *POP* open the bottle and out the virus goes

But the most realistic choice that could seriously threaten people on a huge scale is killing ourselves in some diastrous war.

[Nahotnoj]

A universal supernova.
Ooh, I like. Its clean, efficient, the universe doesnt even know what hit it!

[dunchy]

Black Hole?

[hammocksleeper]

Cafeteria Mystery Meat.

[BSTRhino]

Haha, good one Hammocksleeper. But I think I got a better one... turn your eyes away eWhiz...

Love.

[Frattimonde]

I think I´m gonna agree with that anti-matter is also very dangerous.

[hammocksleeper]

Haha, good one Hammocksleeper. But I think I got a better one... turn your eyes away eWhiz...

Love.
I concur.

:kiss: = :laser:

[Fenguin]

Self-replicating nanoassemblers who consume and utilize carbon for reproduction. :D

[Battlecruiser]

Fenguin's got an obsession with nanotechnology. As for killing things, I would have to go with virus. It is fast, stealthy, and does the job well.

[EdvardMunch]

The universe innevitably collapsing in on itself.

[Kamikaze_Chicken]

uh id say brocolli thats y i dont eat it

[Grom_Icecream]

One of my friends has a fart that can kill people within a radius of 13 meters (we checked).


This requires very little energy, no replication, and comes in 4 flavours, making it a VERY efficient killing machine.

[Valjean]

Self-replicating nanoassemblers who consume and utilize carbon for reproduction. :D
Eww...O_o

[peace_machine]

The most effective killer? I guess that would have to be humanity. We transform/destroy our surroundings. We fight for no aparent reason, create the most devestating weapons. We spread and mutate viruses and even replicate our own. We even bottle mineral watter!

Either us or chipmunk music.

[TranquilNightElf]

Self-replicating nanoassemblers who consume and utilize carbon for reproduction.

Woot...way to go man..that'd destroy most of..well everything of what we know..but the speed would depend on the rate of the reproduction ;)


And IMO
I'd say virus ..like most people have done..ie if we are going to stick to things belonging to this earth,,,but besides a human virus ..an animal virus that jupms to humans is usually the most deadly kind..and of course you know there still is no cure for the common cold...neone see 12 monkeys?

[SoulreaverELITE]

well if we're talking about killing things, it itself cannot be living, because if all thats left is it, then it hasnt done a very good job of killing everything. So id have to go with black hole or standing on the monoblock at the time of the big bang.

[Carnage]

In terms of killing efficiency as well as ferocity, witness my perfection.

[SoulreaverELITE]

In terms of killing efficiency as well as ferocity, witness my perfection.
as shown by your avatar, no doubt.

[Carnage]

as shown by your avatar, no doubt.

Fear the puppy. For he is the source of your doom.

[ShawnManX]

A well made sword always guarentees satisfactory results. As well as knives, but there's nothing like using weapons you made out of normal everyday things, like the claws I'm making out of cut up AOL CDs, those things are goign to friggin pwn when I'm done.

[Mtank]

pfff...killer tomatoes are the most vicious killers EVA!

[SoulreaverELITE]

A well made sword always guarentees satisfactory results. As well as knives, but there's nothing like using weapons you made out of normal everyday things, like the claws I'm making out of cut up AOL CDs, those things are goign to friggin pwn when I'm done.
gun > claws

[ShawnManX]

But a gun is so impersonal, and it's easily traced, unless you made the gun yourself.

[pixels]

vegtable oil will kill us all!!!1

[Bobtheconquerer]

I got one!
A sex virus that kills anyone touching the carrier in any sexual way this will probably kill alot of people. hehe
Then 2 days later their sexual organs blow up resulting a loss of blood! I wonder how the catholic priest would take kindly to this... hmmm

[hammocksleeper]

I got one!
A sex virus that kills anyone touching the carrier in any sexual way this will probably kill alot of people. hehe
Then 2 days later their sexual organs blow up resulting a loss of blood! I wonder how the catholic priest would take kindly to this... hmmmEven sex-offending Catholic priests have less sexual contact than the average person.

[Bobtheconquerer]

Even sex-offending Catholic priests have less sexual contact than the average person.

I meant how much it would really drive them nuts.... not how they deal with it physically...

[ShawnManX]

Mecha-Gonissa is the most efficient killing machine.

[Frattimonde]

A exedingly effcient killing machine/man Is a Ninja!

There are like masters of Night!

[ShawnManX]

So are Cybernetically Enhanced Protoss Templar.

[Frattimonde]

The "Dragon Tooth Sword" from Deus Ex.

That sword can cut almost anything/anyone.

[Bobtheconquerer]

Dear god the most efficent killing machine is Michael Jackson! No one can deny that.

Just look at his freaky face.

http://www.bitwaste.com/wasted-bits/archives/michael-jackson-monkey.jpg

[Nahotnoj]

AH!! No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! dont let it get near me... AHHHHHHH!!!!

[Frattimonde]

I still say..
Black Materia and Super-Virus.

And Micheal Jackson.

I agree Bob, he could petrifie someone to stone with that face!

[Duddits]

Hehehe... -dreams of all thoses monkeys from Planet of the Apes jumping around wildly-

Yea, he's like that.