Vote For Scape Goat! (First Editon)

[RelinaIonna]

As great as they all are; I've decided to post the first group who will be the most interesting. And if I didn't pick you I'm sorry; I'm sure someone will blame you eventually.

[Battlecruiser]

Didn't you make another thread like this?

[Carnage]

No. That was the nominating thread. This is the voting thread. Ironic they were made... on the same day.

[Battlecruiser]

I see. Yeah relinaionna, you should have given us more time to nominate.

[Carnage]

I see. Yeah relinaionna, you should have given us more time to nominate.

Two hours probably isn't enough.

And I like your upbeat demeanor. Rivalry, Scapegoating, Death...

[Geno]

Whiteknight. He does everything ;)

~Larry "Geno" Meyers

P.S. I wanted to pick Carnage, but he gets blamed enough... o.O

[Carnage]

P.S. I wanted to pick Carnage, but he gets blamed enough... o.O

Kill a couple hundred members and you're paying for it the rest of your life. :P

Bunch of whiners.

"Carnage is pulling my hair!"
"Carnage is picking on me!"
"Carnage is disemboweling my cat!"

Boo hoo hoo... :rolleyes:

[RelinaIonna]

This is first edition. A final edition will be released later on. Consider this a sampler.

[Carnage]

This is first edition. A final edition will be released later on. Consider this a sampler.

I smell another spam thread in Relina's immediate future. :tup:

[Nahotnoj]

I say Hitler should be the official warboards scapegoat!

Edit: what, Im not important enough to be an option for a scapegoat?

[wraizyr]

Kill a couple hundred members and you're paying for it the rest of your life. :P

Bunch of whiners.

"Carnage is pulling my hair!"
"Carnage is picking on me!"
"Carnage is disemboweling my cat!"

Boo hoo hoo... :rolleyes:


You too?!
I get that all the time, we should start a support group for all the poor lunatics who just want to kill in peace and quiet.

Other than that, all I have to say is: Vote/Blame Wraizyr

Edit:<_<......... >_>
Who spelled Whiteknight wrong?

[Whiteknight]

Wow, odd that you put my name at the top, eh? ;)

I vote for the butler!

EDIT: Damn, you know, I think one person on all of warboards has ever gotten my name right. >.<

[RelinaIonna]

Lol; oops. You've been Immortalized! Unless the Mods can do anything about it.

[BlackHawk]

Hehe, WK's tied with Hitler.

[dunchy]

Fixed that poll, had to add something fun too ;)

[pixels]

oh you suck. ive already voted.

meh whiteknight is still blameable ;)

[Whiteknight]

Hehe, WK's tied with Hitler.
Actume WK? Erm...

Fixed that poll, had to add something fun too ;)
Aheh, too bad it's already true... :(

[Carnage]

I can't believe I'm the only one who voted for the land of maple suckers. ;)

[pixels]

I can't believe I'm the only one who voted for the land of maple suckers. ;)

Not anymore you're not. I would have but it was added after I voted so meh.

[Subjukator]

*Voted :)

[Geno]

Canada's on there? Hmmm... Canada or Whiteknight... Hmmm...

~Larry "Geno" Meyers

P.S. Whiteknight's whiter than Canada's white snow. It's him :)

[SexForTwo]

I should be on there for coming from BattleForums.

[Battlecruiser]

Haha, WhiteKnight and Hitler are tied for being the scapegoat of warboards.

[BSTRhino]

Why isn't Canada winning? Oh yeah, it's all Whiteknight/Hitler's fault.

[Ender]

DAMMIT! I voted for Whiteknight, but then I saw Canada at the bottom...

Can a mod change my vote to Canada for me?

lol

[Whiteknight]

Why isn't Canada winning? Oh yeah, it's all Whiteknight/Hitler's fault.
How did you find out my secret identity? :shiftyr:

Wow, I'm even more unpopular than Hitler at these forums. Woo, go me! As soon as this contest is over, my custom title is changing. :D

[Grom_Icecream]

^
Quiet you.

[dunchy]

DAMMIT! I voted for Whiteknight, but then I saw Canada at the bottom...

Can a mod change my vote to Canada for me?

lol


Done :)

[RelinaIonna]

Isn't it obvious; we canadians cloned white knight from Hitler's Flamers Jersey.

[hammocksleeper]

OK...who voted for me? :tdown:

Hey I think RelinaIonna should be the scapegoat!
Seems culpable enough to me; people are complaining that RelinaIonna allowed only 2 hours for nominations, then made this thread, etc. Unfortunately, RelinaIonna is not on the list... :)

[ShawnManX]

Awww, no 1 voted for me, looks like WK is winning.

[TranquilNightElf]

Hey I think RelinaIonna should be the scapegoat!
Seems culpable enough to me; people are complaining that RelinaIonna allowed only 2 hours for nominations, then made this thread, etc. Unfortunately, RelinaIonna is not on the list... :)


Thas cause RelinaIonna made the list and Scapegoat list makers i think are exempt from being scapegoats :)


And there there ShawnManX....both are you from Canada so you should count a vote for Canada a vote for you ..so you see..many people if not most still blame you heh heh

[ShawnManX]

THen WK is stillwinning, you didn't help TNE.

[TranquilNightElf]

yeah but at least more than one person blames you then ;)....it should take the edge off losing i should think..cause then you'd be blamed as much as hitler :).....I mean i ain't even a nominee ..<sighhh,..:(...>...let me see what things i can cause to go wrong and see if we're not getting anywhere then ;)

[Whiteknight]

It was Nixon, I say, Nixon is spouting all this propaganda! Get him! :shiftyr:

Technically, I suppose I'm losing.

[TranquilNightElf]

Yeah WK, you can 'enjoy' being the recipient of all the complaints..can a MOD increase the capacity of his Inbox for PMs :)

[dunchy]

I should be on there for coming from BattleForums.

I'd give you a beer if you were in my town for coming from Battleforums. *That's also not a insult to BF, for they have been nothing but kind at least to me*.

[Whiteknight]

Hmm... did you know that the word "forum" is banned in the custom title? :(

Bah, seems like I'm winning so far. :\

[ShawnManX]

Whiteknight, it's your fault I only got one vote.

[SexForTwo]

I'd give you a beer if you were in my town for coming from Battleforums. *That's also not a insult to BF, for they have been nothing but kind at least to me*.

And the same to WB from spambot, sir. :)

If AJ messes up or something, does that mean we all blame the scapegoat?

[ShawnManX]

WhiteKnight it's your fault that BF, SCL, WCL and BHC are down.

[SexForTwo]

Blaming the site shutdowns is out of WB, sorry. :D

Long live WB

[ShawnManX]

Fine, I blame him for Global warming.

[SexForTwo]

I don't believe WB is Mother Nature, or that WB is carbon dioxide. Sorry. :D

[Subjukator]

*Stabs SexForTwo

*Warboard's members beginning congratulating Subjukator

"I know, I know. We're just too sweet 4 u SexForTwo!"

[Grom_Icecream]

*Stabs SexForTwo

*Warboard's members beginning congratulating Subjukator

"I know, I know. We're just too sweet 4 u SexForTwo!"

Hmmmm, if you get in any trouble for that just blame WhiteKnight.

[Valjean]

The hell?? O.o Who the hell dragged me into this crazy shit? O_o

Anyway, I vote for Canada. :D

[XTERMIN8OR1]

I voted for...Whiteknight...He already was chosen the most for being the wb Scape Goat and I want him to win, so I choose him! Go for it, Whiteknight!

[dunchy]

Please keep in mind warboards.org takes no responsibility for the emotional damage Whiteknight incurs while being blamed for everything if he does become the forum scape goat :p

[XTERMIN8OR1]

I can feel his pain...The poor guy. Hope he doesn't suffer too much under all this blaming. Hey, if he plays suicide due to all the pain he's going through now, we'll have to search another Scape Goat!

[Mtank]

haha WK's winning poll and i voted for him.

WK, its yer fault that my cablenet's down.

/me shoots WK

[ShawnManX]

The hell?? O.o Who the hell dragged me into this crazy shit? O_o

Anyway, I vote for Canada. :D
I think Whiteknight brought you here.

[Whiteknight]

Whiteknight, it's your fault I only got one vote.
Naw, maybe you're just so likeable?

WhiteKnight it's your fault that BF, SCL, WCL and BHC are down.
I went and sabatoged them to help get people to come to WB, so you better be thanking me. ;)

Fine, I blame him for Global warming.
Damn, how did you find out?

Please keep in mind warboards.org takes no responsibility for the emotional damage Whiteknight incurs while being blamed for everything if he does become the forum scape goat :p
I'm already devestated. :cry:

I can feel his pain...The poor guy. Hope he doesn't suffer too much under all this blaming. Hey, if he plays suicide due to all the pain he's going through now, we'll have to search another Scape Goat! haha WK's winning poll and i voted for him.

WK, its yer fault that my cablenet's down.

* Mtank shoots WK
Seems like you already have to. GAAAK!

/me drops down

I think Whiteknight brought you here.
Oh yes, I constantly pmed him to come here until he got fed up.

Bah, I was bored.

[Battlecruiser]

I blame whiteknight for the increase of horse poop in soccer field.

[Whiteknight]

I blame whiteknight for the increase of horse poop in soccer field.
I'm sorry, I need to exercise my horse somewhere :p

[ShawnManX]

You make an awesome scapegoat WK.

[Mtank]

I blame whiteknight for the hot indian summers and the horrible swarms of mosquitos.


I also blame him for political instability, terrorism and the fact that i cant play on bnet anymore.

[Whiteknight]

I blame whiteknight for the hot indian summers and the horrible swarms of mosquitos.
My evil minions do my bidding well, I see. The weather controlling machine is functioning perfectly, too.

I also blame him for political instabilityWell, THAT's just dumb politicians. They are too evil and stupid for me to take credit.

terrorismI know, I know, they keep emulating me.

and the fact that i cant play on bnet anymore. Me and Blizzard go way back, and they gladly banned you once I told them about your ...horrible reputation.

Woo! Sig editage!

[Nahotnoj]

hm...lets see here... Oh, i've got one! Its your fault my old computer died in january!

[ShawnManX]

It's WK's fault I can't sleep.

Please try not to think about that too hard.

[Mtank]

Its Wk's fault that my friend's are backstabbers

It's his fault that Max payne killed Vlad.

its his fault that my watch is getting corroded.

[Whiteknight]

hm...lets see here... Oh, i've got one! Its your fault my old computer died in january!
Oh, I had sent an electronic backlash back then to wipe out an inferior enemy's computer, it must have caught yours on the way.

It's WK's fault I can't sleep.

Bah, I shall release my grip on you now. Sleeeeeep, SLEEEP! W00t! It worked!

Its Wk's fault that my friend's are backstabbers
You think you've got problems? Look at what I've been blamed for ;) :p

It's his fault that Max payne killed Vlad.
Damn, so THAT's where my revised copy went.

its his fault that my watch is getting corroded. Well, I switched watches in the night, I don't like rust.

[ShawnManX]

It is White Knight's fault that my cousin was in a car accident and has 3 cracked ribs and a broken pelvis.

[Whiteknight]

It is White Knight's fault that my cousin was in a car accident and has 3 cracked ribs and a broken pelvis.
I don't want to touch that, keep it happy here, alrighty?

[ShawnManX]

Righto, it's your fault that my grilled cheese sandwich was burnt.

[Whiteknight]

Righto, it's your fault that my grilled cheese sandwich was burnt.
Only teh mastah can have teh grilled cheese! :p Mmm... grilled cheese...

[ShawnManX]

Well, then I will have this master grill my cheese for me.

[Whiteknight]

Well, then I will have this master grill my cheese for me.
/me gives SMX a nice grilled cheese sandwich

Enjoy!

[ShawnManX]

Well done, I applaud your commitment.

[Modred]

Ouch...WK, you're beating Nixon and Hitler put together...

[Whiteknight]

Wow, Nixon and Hitler, eh? I'm so sad :cry:

[Duddits]

No Duddits? Don't you all remember the common phase 'Duddits, please get off of Shini's cat' or 'Duddits probably killed Cygus while he was drunk'? No?? Aw, WTF?!

Guess I sense these things happening in the near immidiate future. Till then, damn it Canada! Ya f---ed up again!

[hammocksleeper]

http://www.lyricsxp.com/lyrics/b/blame_canada_south_park_parents.html

[Duddits]

Yea, The South Park Movie sucked pretty bad IMO. It was like a XXX Disney movie with all those songs in it.

Which brings it to mind, has there ever been a XXX Disney movie?

[Whiteknight]

Well, in every single disney movie, either the mom, the dad, or a main character dies. Mostly the mom, though, and almost always the parent. Does that count? :p

[Duddits]

XXX as in hardco-- Wait wait wait. Duddits is having a little trouble figuring out how you got XXX out of a characotr di--- I've got it.

(note: You read correctly. I didn't finish either of those chain of thoughts)

The Little Mermaid

[Whiteknight]

XXX as in hardco-- Wait wait wait. Duddits is having a little trouble figuring out how you got XXX out of a characotr di--- I've got it.

(note: You read correctly. I didn't finish either of those chain of thoughts)

The Little Mermaid
XXX as in that? Ah... then how did you get XXX hardcore in Southpark? I thought you meant adult >.<. Bah, you are too confusing, are you drunk?

BTW, the mermaids mom and dad both died.

[hammocksleeper]

BTW, the mermaids mom and dad both died.
Ghuhhwha?! Not true.

Also here are some other Disney movies.

Beauty and the Beast
Aladdin
101 Dalmations
Alice in Wonderland
A Goofy Movie
Mulan

[Duddits]

Mulan made me cry. Or at least I sneezed at the end and my allergies watered my eyes up. It took till 7th grade for people to forget it.

[Whiteknight]

Ghuhhwha?! Not true.

Also here are some other Disney movies.

Beauty and the Beast
Aladdin
101 Dalmations
Alice in Wonderland
A Goofy Movie
Mulan
We didn't see them die, but they were already dead before the movie started.

Beauty and the Beast - The beast dies! Wait, one of them does, I'm sure of it.
Aladdin - No parents for Aladdin, no mother for Jasmine
101 Dalmations - I just know someone dies, I just know it.
Alice in Wonderland - Okay, it was just a screwed up movie, I don't think I've ever really watched it, so I don't know for sure.
A Goofy Movie - ...You have me there, wait. No mother for goofy's son. :p
Mulan - Oi! Mother and father live! Well, the man she likes dies, I thought. Wait... no. Yep, I think this is clean.

Then again, think about all of the Disney movies where someone DID die. They far outweigh everything else.

[Mtank]

uhh....lemme just get on with blaming WK.

its WK's fault that Futurepoint has collapsed!

[Whiteknight]

uhh....lemme just get on with blaming WK.

its WK's fault that Futurepoint has collapsed!
Ah, but young apprentice, have you noticed the amount of people posting here right now?

[Duddits]

God damnit WK! My f---ing hot water let out in the shower.

[Mtank]

uhh, sorry, that was me i just wanted to hear your screams as the boiling water burned your skin.

i guess i didnt heat it enough....

[Duddits]

The hot water let out, as in it got very cold quickly for me.

[Subjukator]

Ah, but young apprentice, have you noticed the amount of people posting here right now?

I blame madman5 for all of the Diplomacy Forum's troulbe, cause he IS at fault!

bleh!

[Mtank]

im sorry, subju, this is a blame WK only thread.

[Subjukator]

What the heck did Whiteknight ever do?

*Looks back*

O he caused that damn failure over at BF. Damn him!!

[Whiteknight]

What the heck did Whiteknight ever do?

*Looks back*

O he caused that damn failure over at BF. Damn him!!
Ahah! And now you can never go back! You will stay here... forevah! [/spooky voice]

God damnit WK! My f---ing hot water let out in the shower.
Hey, a guy needs to heat his own shower once in a while, eh?

[hammocksleeper]

Ahah! And now you can never go back! You will stay here... forevah! [/spooky voice]


Hey, a guy needs to heat his own shower once in a while, eh?Iduntgetit

[Whiteknight]

Iduntgetit
Bah, stupid. Through a genious plan of mine, I first of all connected his water pipes through the roof of the house, and outside. I then layed down thousands of kilometeres of pipeline to my home. Then, I waited. As soon as Duddits turned on the shower, the hot water diverted to my house and I enjoyed a nice steaming shower.

[hammocksleeper]

Bah, stupid. Through a genious plan of mine, I first of all connected his water pipes through the roof of the house, and outside. I then layed down thousands of kilometeres of pipeline to my home. Then, I waited. As soon as Duddits turned on the shower, the hot water diverted to my house and I enjoyed a nice steaming shower.
lmfao

But wouldn't the water gradually cool down as it travels through these thousands of kilometers of pipe?

[Duddits]

It was super insulated pipeline. I should have thought of that.

[XTERMIN8OR1]

WhiteKnight, it's your damn' fault I suck at maths!

[Subjukator]

Whew!*

I fixed BF. Please send all thank you's with your credit card or social number to my PM box. Thanks! :)

[Frattimonde]

Canada I say!
Or perhaps Werewolf.

[GrassDragon]

:eek: Canada is nearing WK for votes. Close the poll quick, before WK is stripped of his title!

[RelinaIonna]

WhiteKinght=Canada

[Duddits]

Well, what's it matter. We blame Canada or Iraq for most anything anyways, Damned Canadian-Iraqi's and their gas gouging.

[hammocksleeper]

:eek: Canada is nearing WK for votes. Close the poll quick, before WK is stripped of his title!
It's not like it really matters. If in fact Canada beats WK in the polls, it was Whiteknight's fault.

[Duddits]

Yea. He should have been more of a scape goat than Canada, damn him.

[RelinaIonna]

WhiteKnight is Canada. He's unreachable at 21 so far.