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RelinaIonna
05-20-2004, 4:18 PM
I say we need someone on War Boards who we can all blame if something goes wrong. There's one in every social order; I say we crown someone officially. So tell me who you nominate and why.

I'll start by nominating "Nuts" as a Scape Goat.

He's been offensive and he started global warming.
BlackHawk
05-20-2004, 4:21 PM
I nominate Blink182rocks (http://www.warboards.org/member.php?u=3597) because they do, in fact, not rock. And because he is a nameless member and can easily be blamed for anything :).
Carnage
05-20-2004, 4:22 PM
madman5. He's so annoying.
hammocksleeper
05-20-2004, 4:27 PM
I nominate Werewolf.

He is young and easy to pick on. :)
pixels
05-20-2004, 4:29 PM
aha. lets not turn this into a hate thread. -_-;

scapegoat... hmm....

whiteknight did it!
Battlecruiser
05-20-2004, 4:31 PM
Bad BlackHawk... picking on new members.

I nominate Werewolf because all he says is "o.0".
Modred
05-20-2004, 4:44 PM
I nominate Richard Milhous Nixon...

err...

And now I want to impeach him...

SPAM: Does a body good.

Anyway, I don't really know of anyone that I'd blame for everything...except Mattimeo. He's the reason everything is behind in the Diplomacy forum. Such a bad example. Not making time for his game and passing it over to me, now its all the rage to fall behind in posting maps. Finals my foot. "Stuff I care not to talk about on WB" my foot. I say, blame Mattimeo.

just to make sure, this was all in jest, I really have nothing against him
Carnage
05-20-2004, 4:44 PM
aha. lets not turn this into a hate thread. -_-;

scapegoat... hmm....

whiteknight did it!

I just said he's annoying. It's not like I called him an asshole or something. He's just JAD JAD JAD JAD JAD JAD in every post and PM I get from him. Gah.
Dark_Soul74
05-20-2004, 4:56 PM
I nominate Carnage, since it's really quite easy.

Carnage is the reason small children can't see some movies...

I'll show them once I'm 18....:shifty:
Carnage
05-20-2004, 4:58 PM
I nominate Carnage, since it's really quite easy.

Carnage is the reason small children can't see some movies...

I'll show them once I'm 18....:shifty:

Well... then... I nominate Dark_Soul74 for the same reason. Except for him it's the constant molesting... although it's never been proven. Lack of witnesses you see. :)
ShawnManX
05-20-2004, 5:05 PM
I nominate myself.
wraizyr
05-20-2004, 5:13 PM
I nominate myself as well.Somebody needs to get stuff done around here, and if the stuff is going to be bad, it may as well be me.

Vote Wraizyr
Modred
05-20-2004, 5:15 PM
It's silly to be able to nominate yourself.
wraizyr
05-20-2004, 5:17 PM
Would you say it's a mistake? Cuz if so, then blame me!
Whiteknight
05-20-2004, 8:37 PM
aha. lets not turn this into a hate thread. -_-;

scapegoat... hmm....

whiteknight did it!
I vote Pixels, as he's done everything so far.

Damn you for kicking me in IRC! Ah, revenge shall be sweet. ;)
TheGreatBrain
05-20-2004, 8:44 PM
I nominate Cygnus. Did you know he caused Three Mile Island?
Whiteknight
05-20-2004, 8:47 PM
I know eeeeverything [/spooky voice].

Maybe TGB should be nominated for stabbing me in the back. :tu:
pixels
05-20-2004, 8:49 PM
I vote Pixels, as he's done everything so far.

Damn you for kicking me in IRC! Ah, revenge shall be sweet. ;)
everything?

hah. more than you know ;)
TheGreatBrain
05-20-2004, 8:49 PM
I know eeeeverything [/spooky voice].

Maybe TGB should be nominated for stabbing me in the back. :tu:
I wouldn't take that personally. I know I never do. :/
Whiteknight
05-20-2004, 8:52 PM
I know, I was kidding around. Don't take me so seriously.:)

I hardly ever take games seriously, unless I get very, very far in a game, am not able to save, and the power goes out or something like that.
Ark-templarius
05-20-2004, 8:55 PM
If we had a mascot, I'd blame it since we can't blame Enforcerman anymore. :P

It's <insert mascot name>'s fault that the forums are down!

It's <insert mascot name>'s fault that <insert user name> is being so mean to me!

It's <insert mascot name>'s fault that I got <insert STD> from that goat!
Whiteknight
05-20-2004, 9:12 PM
<Insert=AJ>
<Insert=Edgewise>
<Insert=Carnage>
<Insert=Ark-Templarius> :)
Carnage
05-20-2004, 9:14 PM
It's <insert mascot name>'s fault that I got <insert STD> from that goat!

I'd quote that, but I have reason to believe you've matured out of our... <cough> "friendship"... :(
Ark-templarius
05-20-2004, 9:20 PM
I'd quote that, but I have reason to believe you've matured out of our... <cough> "friendship"... :(
You speak the truth. :)
Subjukator
05-20-2004, 9:41 PM
I nominate... you know what, I don't have the backbone to say. Sorry :p
Carnage
05-20-2004, 9:43 PM
You speak the truth. :)

:cry:

I'm gonna go... not cry... no... not gonna... cry... ;_; ... 'scuse me...
TranquilNightElf
05-21-2004, 1:00 AM
Hmm. i nominate WhiteKnight...cause..wel whoever heard of a canadian white-knight?! :)
SexForTwo
05-21-2004, 2:42 AM
<= = = = = = I nominate the spambot.
ShawnManX
05-21-2004, 10:30 AM
Wraizyr, I'll nominate you if you nominate me.
OboeGuru
05-21-2004, 5:48 PM
I nominate Dark_Soul74 because his sig and avy are giving me seizures. ;)
Nahotnoj
05-21-2004, 5:50 PM
I nominate starcraft hackers.

Its the hackers fault I'm not in starchitects yet!
dunchy
05-21-2004, 7:11 PM
If we had a mascot, I'd blame it since we can't blame Enforcerman anymore. :P

It's <insert mascot name>'s fault that the forums are down!

It's <insert mascot name>'s fault that <insert user name> is being so mean to me!

It's <insert mascot name>'s fault that I got <insert STD> from that goat!

Canada might work well there.

It's Canada's fault that the forums are down!

It's Canada's fault that Carnage is being so mean to me!

It's Canada's fault that I got Gonna-syphilis phase III from that Goat!
hammocksleeper
05-21-2004, 7:56 PM
It's Canada's fault that I got Gonna-syphilis phase III from that Goat!
I think I know that goat!
Whiteknight
05-22-2004, 3:46 AM
I think I know that goat!
I think we all know that goat, HS. :smirk:
Valjean
05-23-2004, 1:11 PM
I nominate Werewolf.

He is young and easy to pick on. :)
:\

:ninjar:

:ninjal:

Heh.
Mtank
05-23-2004, 2:06 PM
i think we should pick fenguin.

oh yeah....

"Fenguin's light layout put in a sweet mood and i couldnt beat up the nerd next door for his lunch money."
Bobtheconquerer
05-23-2004, 4:01 PM
I nominate all and of you but mostly mtank.
Whiteknight
05-23-2004, 10:52 PM
I nominate all and of you but mostly mtank.
I nominate Bobtheconquerer for confusing me.
Bobtheconquerer
05-23-2004, 11:03 PM
I nominate Bobtheconquerer for confusing me.

I nominate Whiteknight for being a dick.
OboeGuru
05-23-2004, 11:13 PM
I nominate myself because authority figures are to blame for everything. ;)
AJ
05-23-2004, 11:14 PM
All the blame falls to me anyhow, so might as well just come out and pick me. :p
OboeGuru
05-23-2004, 11:17 PM
The point of a scapegoat is to NOT have to blame you! ;)

I also nominate Fenguin to be the scapegoat. Darn flightless lazyass bird. ;)
Whiteknight
05-23-2004, 11:21 PM
The point of a scapegoat is to NOT have to blame you! ;)Says the moderator who nominated himself :p

I nominate myself because authority figures are to blame for everything. ;)
OboeGuru
05-23-2004, 11:28 PM
The difference is, I'm an authority figure, and AJ is the authority (along with Edge).

We have (a) scapegoat(s) to make them seem more like the Gods they are. ;)

All the other staffers are the (expendable) lesser Gods that get criticized for everything because we have power but not over everything.

And if that was comprehensible to anyone, I congratulate you. Perhaps you could expain it to me?
Fenguin
05-24-2004, 2:47 AM
I also nominate Fenguin to be the scapegoat. Darn flightless lazyass bird. ;)
I'll kill you! Everyone knows that I can fly. Look out your window for proof that I certainly can fly. :D

I nominate Fenguin because he's the fungus among us. Stupid darn flightless lazyass bird.
Bobtheconquerer
05-24-2004, 2:56 AM
Um I'll just nominate Fenguin he's just scaring me now.....
Mtank
05-24-2004, 9:53 AM
I nominate all and of you but mostly mtank.


i dont nominate Bob, but ill kill him instead.

/me kills bob.
dunchy
05-24-2004, 10:54 AM
I'm starting to think that people want to be nominated for this Scape Goat.
Mtank
05-24-2004, 12:07 PM
of course. It sets them apart from the crowd. attract attention. its fun too.
Frattimonde
05-26-2004, 3:20 PM
Is there anyone that would nominate me as Scape Goat?
Duddits
05-26-2004, 6:03 PM
SUre, though the poles already begun. Damn it Fratt! You and your 'I'll just make Duddits shit his pants' ways.
Frattimonde
05-27-2004, 4:02 PM
SUre, though the poles already begun. Damn it Fratt! You and your 'I'll just make Duddits shit his pants' ways.
Huh?
I didnīt quite get It.
Duddits
05-27-2004, 9:36 PM
Scapegoat. I blame you for things happening, like me shitting my pants, which was an obviously dull joke.

Arg ^^ Don't take it serious.
Frattimonde
05-28-2004, 1:47 AM
Scapegoat. I blame you for things happening, like me shitting my pants, which was an obviously dull joke.

Arg ^^ Don't take it serious.
In that case I say

I be your Scapegoat.
I be your savior.
Iīm the of two evils.
(From the "Better of two evils, Marilyn Manson.)

Look deeply into my eye!
http://www.marilyn-manson.ch/images/news_matrix_2.jpg