View Full Version : The Why Thread
kongurous
10-13-2006, 8:43 PM
Yeah, I'm remaking it. For those of you that were arround to remember the first one, this will follow the same format, just it will follow the Game Room's rules. If you weren't around for the first, what happens here is someone asks a question that begins with "why", and the next poster will answer it.
Poster A:
Why do skunks stink?
Poster B:
Because they live in sewers.
Why is my answer probably wrong?
Now, let us begin.
Why are the Irish famous for being boozers?
WickedImposter
10-13-2006, 8:51 PM
because they discovered booze
Why is it that most ppl on WB are older than 10 but younger than 16?
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:36 PM
because we're gamers, not old farts
why does god hate us?
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 9:49 PM
Depends who you ask.
Why is my poop red?
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:50 PM
your anus is bleeding
why is it that we are idiots?
Giggilyomeromicon
10-13-2006, 10:10 PM
Because the Starcraft subforum is migrating north.
Why is it that people still play Starcraft, anyways?
dunchy
10-13-2006, 10:13 PM
Because command and conquer just stinks.
Why does AJ smell like gang greene?
The_Maker
10-13-2006, 10:13 PM
Because old habits die hard.
Why will I more than likely feel humiliated by kong in more than one instance?
Edit: Dangit Dunchy! >_<
Because AJ equal greater than V times Delta X Diveded by Delta T.
Now answer my question :P
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 10:24 PM
He's only here to screw us all ;).
Why can't I have a money tree?
kongurous
10-13-2006, 10:25 PM
Cus inflation sucks.
Why is my memory biased towards remembering stupid things?
ScottieIWU
10-13-2006, 10:26 PM
Because your memory takes after you.
Why do I cry myself to sleep at night?
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 10:37 PM
You miss our sexy parties.
Why did RIM go up $3 when I decide to sell it short. Fuck.
TSOShadow
10-13-2006, 10:46 PM
Cause we are out to get you...
Why is it People always hate me?
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 11:07 PM
Because you make people angry
Why am I fat?
The_Maker
10-13-2006, 11:09 PM
Because of an unknown syndrome causing you to eat more than is natural.
Why do I have a bad feeling this place will end up like the last game room?
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 11:16 PM
Cause... I dunno. :/
Why is it that goths are still alive?
kongurous
10-13-2006, 11:16 PM
Why do I have a bad feeling this place will end up like the last game room?
Cus I'm here.
Why is Morrowind the best RPG ever?
Why is it that goths are still alive?
Cus goths don't commit suicide on the scale that emos do.
Skullflower
10-13-2006, 11:18 PM
because they dont want to be conformists by comitting suicide
Damn. I dont know. I hate RPG's.
Why do people ask stupid questions?
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 11:19 PM
Cause everyone are retards.
Why is it that we don't care about shit like other people do?
Schwitzer
10-13-2006, 11:19 PM
Because you haven't matured yet.
Why is the sky blue?
Skullflower
10-13-2006, 11:20 PM
because its not red.
Why does Fall Out Boy suck so bad?
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 11:32 PM
They hit the "suck" branch on the way down.
Why does MA122 suck so hardcore?
The_Maker
10-14-2006, 12:00 AM
Because I have no clue what it is and neither does google image search?
Why does your avatar show you breaking your neck? :X
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 12:02 AM
It's for the LHF: Movie Twists (http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=21729) thread ;). Rip off of Black Hawk Down.
And MA122 isn't a gun, it's a course of mine.
Why can I never commit to finishing a design?
The_Maker
10-14-2006, 1:04 AM
Because you lack emotional support from unspoken groups? :/
Why do I not know the answer to life, the universe, and like... everything? D:
kongurous
10-14-2006, 1:12 AM
Because the answer is 42.
Why was Valen Dreth so extremely fun to kill?
Because it's what you always wanted.
Why is it that the "Black&White" method for good and evil is so popular among younger audiences?
ScottieIWU
10-14-2006, 1:46 AM
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why am I such a slut?
TSOShadow
10-14-2006, 7:33 AM
Because you like men...
why are people on warboards so dam funny?
Because the staff bans boring people.
Why is it that some things seem so simple to me, yet complicated to others, while the most simple things seems complicated to me?
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 10:48 AM
because your messed up
why is it that almost no indian ppl play computer games?
TinyDancer
10-14-2006, 1:00 PM
Because you haven't met Black.Ice yet.
Why does liking men make you a slut?
Darmago
10-14-2006, 2:25 PM
Because people are stupid
Why do I procrastinate?
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 2:43 PM
Because you have no push, no reason to do it.
Why do birds fly.
kongurous
10-14-2006, 3:06 PM
Cus they have miniature pieces of toast popping butter side down. Well, the birds have it so it pops butter side up, so the laws of physics go into effect in the course of going butter side down, anti-gravity is achieved and thus they fly.
Why am I listening to Matisyahu?
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 4:30 PM
Because he's awesome. Btw, you're like one of the only people that I know who also listens to him in some amount of volume.
Why am I not studying right now?
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 4:53 PM
because you wish to fail?
why is it that all good rts players (like REALLY good) are korean?
kongurous
10-14-2006, 8:23 PM
Because the Koreans have a lot of free time and even more internet cafes.
Why, in the Ultimate Avengers, did a nuclear explosion damage a ship made out of vibranium?
Holocaust
10-14-2006, 8:26 PM
Because stupid things are your forte.
Why are humans alive?
raidmax
10-14-2006, 8:32 PM
Because, we haven't done anything stupid enough to kill all of us yet.
Why does my sister have 300+ stuffed ainmals?
Holocaust
10-14-2006, 8:38 PM
Because she has no other friends. (No offence)
Why am I such a coward?
InfinityComplex
10-14-2006, 8:38 PM
because you have no courage
why am i an idiot?
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 8:58 PM
because your parents are messed up
Why is it that guys are interested in girls more than vice-versa?
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-14-2006, 9:06 PM
An emotion humans developed. To reproduce and have a family.
Why do people block hallways and doors when they're socializing in school?
TinyDancer
10-14-2006, 9:23 PM
Because they want to look more popular, so the blocking of traffic causes a buildup of people, which to an outsider, looks like more friends.
Why are socks usually white?
Becuase poka dot purple and gold socks are what my school mascot wears >.>
Why am I sitting here at my comp burning my eyes?
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 9:48 PM
Because you're addicted, like me.
Why am I not doing the work I should be?
The_Maker
10-14-2006, 10:42 PM
Because of the same reason you cannot stick to a design
Why am I out of the loop?
Schwitzer
10-15-2006, 1:26 AM
Because you smell. Like cabbage.
Why do pirates say "yarrr"?
TinyDancer
10-15-2006, 1:28 AM
Because that's just the way they arrrrrrr.
Why do woodchucks chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 1:57 AM
because they have small brains
why Does the wii have gcn graphics?
DragonPaladin
10-15-2006, 12:37 PM
Because Nintendo can't make things worth shit, they just reinvent and redo again and again!
Why does my hand hurt?
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 12:39 PM
Because you keep slapping it against your monitor.
Why does my throat kinda hurt?
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 12:40 PM
because you suck yourself at night
why is it that there are so few mods on WB?
The_Maker
10-15-2006, 1:01 PM
Because the 04 generation of Wb moderators has mostly moved on.
Why do I have a new fascination with Halo 2?
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 1:03 PM
We all end up going back to our 'old' games once in a while, just to relive the delight we had while playing with them. And many of the '04 generation are still here *cough*.
Why am I still not doing my work?
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 1:04 PM
because your a lazy person?
why am i sick?
Black.Ice
10-15-2006, 2:14 PM
Because your immune system is incapable of fighting off anything, you weakling.
Why am I soo good? :)
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 2:15 PM
Because we all wuv you <3. Nice to see you around again btw.
Why does Quicktime keep giving me a question mark when I try and load a trailer on apple.com? Fuckin a.
RedRagToAnOrc
10-15-2006, 3:24 PM
It was Friday the 13th on Friday, and it's just come a little late for you.
Why did my computer throw a tantrum and end up spending an entire weekend being fixed?
Because it knew of your staff appointment and wished to postpone it as long as it could. :P
Why does schoolwork only seem to pile up right -before- more fun things are happening?
Because it always does pile up, but you only care it does when fun stuff makes you notice.
How comes so many people consider grinding in MMORPGs fun?
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 4:57 PM
because it gives their socially devoid minds something to do
Why is it that all ppl that have lives are bad at video games?
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 5:15 PM
They aren't leet enough for video games, therefore they resort to "having a life." Haha, noobs.
Why is me so hungry?
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 5:16 PM
because you have a hole in your stomach you dont know about, and food is leaking out of it
Why is it that drugs are addictive?
TSOShadow
10-15-2006, 8:43 PM
Because they make people feel special/supernatural/vulnerable/ all sorts of things... when thier not... which I guess feels cool...
Why is it we have not figured out a way to explore outer space better?
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 10:34 PM
Because you touch your teddy bear at night.
Why are some people annoying?
WickedImposter
10-16-2006, 7:14 AM
because you touch them at night
Why is it that everything can be answered with: you touch ____ at night?
IrishDutchman
10-16-2006, 11:06 AM
Because this is Warboards.
Why was the Games Room created in the first place?
kongurous
10-16-2006, 12:08 PM
To give idiots a home.
Why is Chinese food so damned good?
BlackHawk
10-16-2006, 12:38 PM
Because they make it with love.
Why did RIM have to go up $3?
Because 2.99$ was too clichè.
Why is it that nearly every person who tells me he likes WoW also plays a Warlock as his main?
TSOShadow
10-16-2006, 1:59 PM
Because people feel cooler with fancy names...
Why is it people on warboards have so little lives they go around saying things like "you have recived an infraction...", "cause you touch _____ at night..."
Kingscrab
10-16-2006, 2:04 PM
Because people feel cooler with fancy names...
Why is it people on warboards have so little lives they go around saying things like "you have recived an infraction...", "cause you touch _____ at night..."
Because you suck.
Why do you suck?
TSOShadow
10-16-2006, 2:12 PM
Because of people like you...
why is it people like you are here?
Kingscrab
10-16-2006, 2:20 PM
To help you learn how to suck less.
Why are Boston Terriers so damn expensive?
WickedImposter
10-16-2006, 3:54 PM
because they are trained to touch you when your sleeping ;)
Why is it that lots of ppl on WB cant atke jokes?
Why is it that lots of ppl on WB cant atke jokes?
Because the jokes are often spelled incorrectly.
Why do women talk on the phone more than they talk to someone in the same room?
JenJen
10-16-2006, 4:40 PM
Because the person on the phone is probably more interesting ;)
Why does it only rain when you don't have an umbrella?
kongurous
10-16-2006, 4:51 PM
Murphy's Law.
Why does Murphy's Law always apply?
The_Maker
10-16-2006, 5:39 PM
Because Murphy is the creator of all Universal Applicable Laws within the realms of time space and mass.
Why do I want to jump off a cliff? :/
Why do I want to jump off a cliff? :/
To reach the other side of the canyon.
Why do I have an overwhelming desire for Taco Bell?
WickedImposter
10-16-2006, 7:28 PM
because you like getting the runnies
Why is it that i am funny?
TSOShadow
10-16-2006, 8:50 PM
cause u see ur self in the monitor all the time...
Why do I feel like that burned soooooo good XD
Because you had 10 other people flaming you.
Why is it I'm turning purple?
Protosschick99
10-17-2006, 5:16 PM
Because you're holding your breath :P
Why is it that I love Ender? ;)
DeathGhost
10-17-2006, 6:32 PM
Because Ender is the Sexiness Incarnate
Why Don't People Respond To Me? :(
BlackHawk
10-17-2006, 6:36 PM
Because you sometimes don't go with what is good for the Dwarfs.
Why are the Dwarfs so fucking ownage, it's like...unfair how much we pwn.
WickedImposter
10-17-2006, 6:42 PM
Because they multiplay sooo quickly
Why is it that most of my emails are spam?
Biohazard
10-17-2006, 6:43 PM
Because your spam blocker sucks.
Why is it that cheerleaders are bitches?
WickedImposter
10-17-2006, 6:47 PM
Because when they are on the squad, they think of themselves as rulers of the world, which is followed by bitchyness
Why is it that Chaos Theory is always correct?
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-17-2006, 10:05 PM
Becouse math is power.
Why does TSOShadow have a golden circle reputation?
Spartan-II
10-18-2006, 12:23 AM
Because fellatio gets you shiny things.
Why do nice guys always finish last?
BlackHawk
10-18-2006, 12:34 AM
It's not because you're 'nice' it's because you don't know how to play the game~
Why is this theme so awesome?
Because it impress you and other viewers.
Why do I have to pick up the phone for you again and again?
Because you're my unofficial secratary.
Why is it that cats land on their feet all the time?
Spartan-II
10-18-2006, 9:21 AM
Because they are in league with the devil.
Why does toast always burn when you don't want it to?
WickedImposter
10-18-2006, 6:31 PM
because it knows you dont want it to burn, so it does
Why is it that microsoft>>>>sony?
B.A.Baracus
10-18-2006, 6:43 PM
Microsoft is >>>> Sony because you are high, possibly on crack.
Why do I kick up so much dust?
WickedImposter
10-18-2006, 7:20 PM
because your a klutch, and dress in clown shoes
Why do ppl touch themselves at night?
Spartan-II
10-18-2006, 7:42 PM
Because it feels so right.
Why are video games set to different standards than everything else?
Because entertainment >>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else.
Why is schwizter so damn sexxy?
Zerg_eater
10-18-2006, 8:15 PM
because he had plastic surgery
why do idiots have no idea what 2+2 is?
DarkMirror
10-18-2006, 8:16 PM
Becuase your thier leader.
Why is Zerg_Eater so damn annoying?
Zerg_eater
10-18-2006, 8:24 PM
because your an idiot
Why does everyone call me annoying, Im not spamming anymore!
B.A.Baracus
10-18-2006, 8:26 PM
Because you are annoying, albeit entertainingly annoying.
Why are adolescents so foolish?
Zerg_eater
10-18-2006, 8:27 PM
How am i annoying?!?!?!?!?
B.A.Baracus
10-18-2006, 8:30 PM
How am i annoying?!?!?!?!?
^^^^ Thats how.
Why are adolescents so foolish?
Because they have their heads stuck in the "girls" "school" "girls" "friends" and "parties" clouds.
Why is it that solids like cement can be up to 20 degrees cooler than the air?
Spartan-II
10-18-2006, 8:44 PM
Because their atoms are in a more rigid structure, and therefore move less. It takes more energy to excite them, which leads to heat.
Why doesn't ZE see how annoying he is? (And he did spam, he asked how he was annoying and broke the flow of the game.)
Kingscrab
10-19-2006, 12:22 PM
Because ignorance is bliss.
Why does your mom hate me so much?
WickedImposter
10-19-2006, 4:21 PM
Because you got her pregnant :o
Why is michael jackson so gay?
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-19-2006, 4:42 PM
Because he likes to touch you at night.
Why is Time Warner Cable being so unreliable in my city?
WickedImposter
10-19-2006, 7:11 PM
Because you touch warner. sweet revenge :P
Why is KFC so good?
DarkMirror
10-19-2006, 8:27 PM
because of the powerfull mind control drugs they fry it in.
Why is your avy animation so fast? And why not make his blood green?
own3d0406
10-19-2006, 8:41 PM
because of the powerfull mind control drugs they fry it in.
Why is your avy animation so fast? And why not make his blood green?
Because he wants us to have seizuressoiafhodsfjbnldbvhlidfu
Why is the Members lounge so dead lately?
Kingscrab
10-20-2006, 3:16 PM
Because you mom rented a hotel room and is throwing a party as we speak.
Why is moldy bread so delicious?
WickedImposter
10-21-2006, 6:55 PM
because you touch it at night
Why is it that intercourse feels soooo good?
Biohazard
10-21-2006, 8:14 PM
Cause you're doing it with your mom.
Why is it that Stephanie is such a dummie?
Kingscrab
10-21-2006, 10:44 PM
Because she ate a whole bowl of stupid.
Why does beer taste soooo good?
InfinityComplex
10-21-2006, 11:47 PM
Because it's a sweet drink. (I don't drink, underage)
Why do we have spammers?
Darkslayer633
10-22-2006, 12:01 AM
because we're a forum
why do hot dogs come in packages of 12 and buns in packs of 8?
DarkMirror
10-22-2006, 12:14 AM
To make more money.
Why do I find french so hard to learn?
TinyDancer
10-22-2006, 12:59 AM
Que?
Why are almost all of the answers to questions in this thread, "because you touch yourself"?
InfinityComplex
10-22-2006, 1:00 AM
because we don't have any good answers.
why is it that we get bored?
EvilEmpire
10-22-2006, 5:57 AM
Because we spent all day in the Game room poking the "refresh" button on our brouser.
Why does my country has a nazi president candidate?
Spartan-II
10-22-2006, 6:02 PM
Because the world is fucked up.
Why are people in America so dumb?
EvilEmpire
10-22-2006, 6:36 PM
Why are people in America so dumb?
Because it isnt nessecary to learn stuff, go to high shcool>possibly a college>job(make a shitload of money working 6 days a week thinking all the time how to get more money)>marrage>devorce>death. Simple.
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Why ppl sell their games when more ppl DL pirated?
Biohazard
10-22-2006, 8:35 PM
Because they think that they won't get caught.
Why do zombies always have to be so ugly?
kongurous
10-24-2006, 7:09 PM
Why ppl sell their games when more ppl DL pirated?
Uh... most of the games people own are not pirated, but believe what you will.
Now, to answer Bio's question... cus they're dead.
Why did I actually take the time to think of this answer?
ShadowGonissa
10-24-2006, 9:52 PM
Because you're bored and this is better than spamming.
Why are the Irish so darn pwnage?
TheDriver
10-24-2006, 10:19 PM
Cuz Your Bored.
Why Do people Fake Lvl up on battlenet and on ratcet deadlocked+
black_assAsin_guy
10-25-2006, 4:23 AM
because they want to be noticed and admired...butt dont they know that their own netural stupidity does that for them?
why cant i get layd with a nightelf hottie?
ShadowGonissa
10-25-2006, 10:44 AM
Because night elves don't exist.
Why is pie so darn good?
BrotherGreen
10-25-2006, 3:45 PM
Because Every pie is made with a little peice of my heart.
Literally.
Your eating juicy Green heart.
Why did I choose to be Brother_Green?
Dezzick
10-25-2006, 4:18 PM
Because you're a Hippy monk.
Why did I decide to make the first edition of this thread?
Biohazard
10-25-2006, 9:03 PM
Because you thought it was a good idea at the time.
Why is Jack such a douche?
Protosschick99
10-26-2006, 4:56 AM
Because you think so :P
Why is Nissa so h0t? AHAHAHAHAHA, lolz :P :D :)
kongurous
10-28-2006, 12:07 AM
Cus it's scientifically prove that h + 0t = win.
Why ಠ_ಠ?
IrishDutchman
10-28-2006, 2:58 AM
because Q('-'Q)!
Why is it that only black people can play Jazz?
Spartan-II
10-28-2006, 10:35 PM
They have to have more talent than running from cops.
Why do so many people lie about so many things?
Nevaehsmom72005
10-29-2006, 1:20 AM
So they can try to fool you into being happy.
Why do guy play with their crotch all the time?:D
Biohazard
10-29-2006, 1:24 AM
Because they don't....at least I dont o0
Why is Keanu such a shitty actor?
IrishDutchman
10-29-2006, 3:33 AM
Because he played in the Matrix and thinks he doesn't have to make an effort anymore.
Why are black people never naturally blond?
Because their skin color influences their hair color.
Why are kittens so cute?
IrishDutchman
10-29-2006, 10:48 AM
Because their eyes are bigger than their brains.
Why do burger buns have sesame seeds on them? (I'm allergic :<)
Because Dr. Angus thought they looked better that way.
Why do clocks turn clockwise?
The_Maker
10-29-2006, 11:42 PM
Because if they didn't we'd have Counter-Clocks!
Why must this thread persist until nothing remains but the light alone?
IrishDutchman
10-30-2006, 12:30 AM
Because Kongurous is an evil mastermind.
Why didn't anyone ever feed the Fenguin before he left? (sorry, I was tempted :P)
Atillawurm
10-30-2006, 12:00 PM
Because he would kill us all
Why Dosn't anybody believe I'm Jesus
DarkMirror
10-30-2006, 9:05 PM
Becasue jesus died and he never returned from the dead.
Why is food so good?
Zeltaris
10-30-2006, 9:09 PM
because food is god
Why am I so ficken sexy?
IrishDutchman
10-31-2006, 1:17 AM
because Sikawtic says so.
Why are there only about 10X as many posts than accounts on WB?
EvilEmpire
10-31-2006, 4:24 AM
Because when ppl meet ppl they say "Hey have you heard of WB?" "-Yeah I even have an account there!" "-Way cool!"
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Why doesn't Neo answer my e-mails?
Atillawurm
10-31-2006, 12:10 PM
Because he is the secret leader of the "I Hate Evil Empire Club"
Why are welsh people so rude?
Darmago
10-31-2006, 2:31 PM
because they are born that way
why is neo obsessed with moogles?
Atillawurm
11-01-2006, 12:01 PM
because he secretly is one
why do people call me the antichrist?
Nickodemus
11-02-2006, 9:19 AM
because they can not see your shadow.
Why is is that when i stand, i stand but when i sit i sit?
IrishDutchman
11-02-2006, 12:53 PM
Because otherwise you would be sitting while you were standing. Which is impossible.
Why can't I think of a proper question to ask?
EvilEmpire
11-02-2006, 2:06 PM
Because at the place you're at WoW and girls mix perfectly fine.
Why do you think theres a Bulgarian song in the soundtrack of NFS Carbon? .. I mean.. wtf.
Because Bulgaria is taking over the world! Muahahahhahahah!
Why does Bulgaria want to take over the world?
Spartan-II
11-03-2006, 6:10 PM
Because they want to try something new.
Why is it that everyone worries about what other people think?
Nickodemus
11-03-2006, 7:08 PM
because the cybermen tell them too.
Why do you all not like my RP's?
Spartan-II
11-05-2006, 3:15 AM
Most people are into more serious things.. to each their own.
Why am I obsessed with Gears of War?
EvilEmpire
11-05-2006, 10:18 AM
Its just an illusion, youll get over it soon.
What the heck are these, theyre eatable and almost tasty.. but what are they?
http://up.kupatrix.com/f/2/Pictures/wtf1.jpg
(and yes, i did make the pic for this post.)
Zerg_eater
11-05-2006, 11:59 PM
their minidogs, you can get them at your local blockbuster.
Why do I want the wii so much1!!!!?!?!?!
IrishDutchman
11-06-2006, 11:39 AM
Because you think Peach is sexy.
Why is Oblivion consuming my friend's life?
EvilEmpire
11-06-2006, 12:20 PM
Why is Oblivion consuming my friend's life?
They dont have money for WoW and about the life: No WoW no mixture with girls.
Maaan why the heck my NFS Carbon makes my PC crash, I have to restart it everytime theres a cinematic. :confused:
iHawk
11-07-2006, 12:22 PM
Because you aren't feeding your computer enough speed to satisfy it's need.
Why do people hate puns?
TinyDancer
11-07-2006, 5:35 PM
Because most people think that they aren't very punny. Hardee har har.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The_Maker
11-07-2006, 8:49 PM
To get run over once it reached the other side.
Why is CSS addicting?
IrishDutchman
11-08-2006, 8:18 AM
Because you can shoot the crap outta people with AK's.
Why does the 'corrupt a wish' thread have more posts than the 'Post yourself V3'?
Protoss_Honor
11-08-2006, 3:49 PM
Because we like to think of ways to ruin people lives more than we like looking at each other.
Why is the word "why" spelled "w h y"?
IrishDutchman
11-10-2006, 12:13 PM
Because English spelling makes no sense whatsoever.(sp? :P)
Why do (most) people think of 'gangsta' as a positive thing?
EvilEmpire
11-10-2006, 1:53 PM
Cos they like 50 Cent which is a bad, bad thing!
Why do I keep flying off the cliff in Canyon races in NFS Carbon?
Zerg_eater
11-10-2006, 2:00 PM
Because you think you can fly.
Why can't I play any of my PSX IOS?
Because they don't like you.
Why don't I know what the crap PSX IOS stand for?
GenocideAlive
11-14-2006, 2:26 PM
Because you're too stupid to use Google.
Why do people ask such painfully dumb questions?
Protoss_Honor
11-14-2006, 2:55 PM
To annoy the crap out of you. Duh
Why did GenocideAlive ask a question with such an obvious answer?
IrishDutchman
11-15-2006, 3:14 PM
To annoy the crap out of you. Duh.
Why do (most) blonde girls think they are attractive?
TinyDancer
11-15-2006, 10:12 PM
You mean we aren't? ;)
Why is pie so good?
ShadowGonissa
11-15-2006, 11:46 PM
Because it's made of LOVE!!!!!
Why do dancers get hungry?
EvilEmpire
11-16-2006, 4:48 AM
Because they are people too! Kinda.
Why girls make them selfs look nice and put off boys at the same time?
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DarkMirror
11-16-2006, 5:47 AM
Becuase they're girls. they live to make us serve and look like jerks.
Why is the whole siggy thiung messed up? With the lines, and the misaligned stuff?
kongurous
12-01-2006, 11:14 PM
Because he likes it like that.
Why is WHERE IS SARAH CONNER?
She's where you'd least expect!
Why is this thread losing interest?
IrishDutchman
12-02-2006, 3:29 AM
Because people are running out of questions.
Why are glasses considered 'nerdy'.
Because the words both have the letter 'e' 2nd from the end or 2nd from the beginning.
Why do smelly people smell?
ShadowGonissa
12-02-2006, 10:31 PM
For various reasons. Some ate garlic and onions, others fart constantly, and some hang out too much with Kongruous. (j/k homeboy ;) )
Why is Schwitzer so popular?
Because he's using a mind control ray that works over the internet!
Why isn't Schwitzer using his mind control ray that works over the internet to take over the world yet?
ShadowGonissa
12-04-2006, 9:21 PM
He already did that, but it was boring. Plus, the media kept blaming him for the war of 1812.
Why are horse skulls so darn freaky looking?
DBCooper
12-05-2006, 12:45 AM
Because, would you want to eat an animal with a freaky skull?
Why do I continue to visit Warboards?
Atillawurm
12-07-2006, 11:23 AM
Because you secretly wish to be as cool as me.
(kidding)
Why does Arizona Green Tea with Ginsing and Honey tast so good?
DBCooper
12-18-2006, 12:42 AM
Because they spike it!
Why do I like pie?
Case_in_point
12-18-2006, 12:51 AM
Because it's cheaper than cake.
Why do pretzels and the urine of someone who hasn't been drinking enough water smell similar?
IrishDutchman
12-18-2006, 12:20 PM
What do you think pretzel's are made of, huh? ;)
Why are boobs so damn interesting?
Darkslayer633
12-18-2006, 6:43 PM
because thy are covered and we aren't allowed to touch them without permission
why is 1 the loneliest number
DBCooper
12-18-2006, 11:04 PM
Because 2 didn't want to be.
Why do people cram before a test?
DragonPaladin
12-18-2006, 11:13 PM
Who crams after a test?
Why does AJ not show his face?
DBCooper
12-20-2006, 12:33 AM
Because he enjoys torturing us like that.
Why is it I'm so addicted to chocolate?
Too much spare time.
Why is it that this thread was answered by so many members?
Siege_Commander
12-22-2006, 3:17 PM
Because we have no life.
Why cant i have invisibility?
DBCooper
12-23-2006, 2:45 AM
Because you're too fat.
Why are we so fascinated by asking why?
Because we Know So little.
why can't i find true Love????
DBCooper
12-31-2006, 3:22 AM
Because you can't handle the truth, I mean true love!
Why can't I think of anything to ask why about?
B.A.Baracus
12-31-2006, 3:49 AM
Because this thread is old.
When is Rick the ruler coming back?
EvilEmpire
12-31-2006, 11:40 AM
When Eazy - E invents a cure for AIDS.
Maybe that was a bit harsh..
Why are we celebrating new year?
xodkrm
01-01-2007, 3:58 AM
Because it is start of a new year.
And people are bored and need a reason to party.
Why are we what we are?
Zenox
01-01-2007, 12:32 PM
Because It's in ur Genes.
Why is the internet so popular?
raidmax
01-01-2007, 3:19 PM
because its the sanctuary for people with no lives. (doest apply to everyone though)
Why do our forum's noobs always have a lot of smilies in their sigs?
TheEradai
01-02-2007, 4:01 AM
cuz they have imature minds :P and so they use the images of smilies because they enjoy :D :) them with their immature minds :mad: :rolleyes:
why do my feet smell bad?
Fred1000000
01-02-2007, 1:42 PM
Because you don't wash them.
Why is my family so poor?
TheEradai
01-02-2007, 5:34 PM
because someone in ur house bougt a 84" plasma screen TV
why am i abnormally buff?
xodkrm
01-03-2007, 5:33 AM
Buff meaning a bigger body frame, because it's in your DNA.
Doesn't mean that you are stronger/agile.
Why do people work out only to pick fights, or think that bigger muscles = win fight?
because they never watched any Bruce Lee movies.
Why doesn't super glue stick to the inside of the tube?
EvilEmpire
01-03-2007, 11:59 AM
Because there ain't enough air to start the drying process.
Why some ppl don't wash their hands after going to the toilet?
Fred1000000
01-03-2007, 12:44 PM
Because Satan is punishing them for spelling people "ppl".
Why is Bill Gates so successful?
Zenox
01-03-2007, 12:57 PM
Because he knows how to abuse suckers like us...
Why can't i be good in maths?
Fred1000000
01-03-2007, 1:02 PM
Because math is a religeon you don't follow.
Why? Just...Why?
TheEradai
01-03-2007, 1:30 PM
because "how" would take to long to answer, and "does ___" is to short, etc.
Why doesnt tarzan have a beard?
DBCooper
01-07-2007, 11:46 PM
Because he's like... a monkey-human thing? Monkeys don't shave.
Why haven't I turned the lights on?
Because when you get into warboards you forget everything else.
Why do aliens in movies speak english, i mean how did they learn it?
B.A.Baracus
01-16-2007, 1:02 AM
Because the main stream public doesn't like to read, and the captions that would be needed to translate alien speech would require reading.
Why is there a holy war in every thread I go in?
bobboy
01-17-2007, 5:21 PM
Because someone in some other rival forums probably said 'War ain't holy yall' And out of pure hate, we have holy wars =P.
Why do people insist on "needing" things that we REALLY dont need? (like electricity. I know, i like it alot but we dont NEED it)
Well actually electricity becomes a need when most of the things you use depends on it so actually you need electricity because you need refrigerators, washing machines, light bulbs...
I wonder if Microsoft will ever get bankrupt.
BrotherGreen
01-18-2007, 11:40 AM
Only when we bomb silicon valley. Gogo b-12s.
Should bill gates be horse-kicked in the face?
Zenox
01-19-2007, 11:11 AM
Yes.
why do people shower?
EvilEmpire
01-19-2007, 1:29 PM
Cos its fashionable, it wasn't in the 18 century and they didn't shower..
Why ppl invented the internet?
BrotherGreen
01-19-2007, 3:08 PM
Because they wanted something to think about other than not showering.
Why not bath?
PrestonBurke
01-19-2007, 7:04 PM
Because straight men dont take baths unless there shower is broken.
Why was Ghandi murdered after his fasting that partially helped end the Civil War between Pakistan and India.
Bobbydeath
01-21-2007, 1:48 AM
Because there was some crazy guy who wanted to kill him.
Why did people make pornography?
ULTRAZEALOT
01-21-2007, 2:05 AM
to satisfy people's 'voyeur' needs (as mine) XD
why are women so ... weird??????
Bobbydeath
01-22-2007, 4:18 AM
Because that's your opinion.
Why do people hate each other?
Because it's in our programing.
Why does my conection sucks?
IrishDutchman
01-22-2007, 3:02 PM
Because you have dial-up.
Why can't my computer run WoW?
Because it's a typewriter glued with a small black and white TV.
Why do i care?
Zeltaris
01-25-2007, 8:23 PM
cos you've nothing better to do
Why is this why thread not half as succesful as the original one?
Bobbydeath
03-21-2007, 9:37 PM
Because you emphasized that it wasn't.
Why can't I think of anything to ask right now?
Zeltaris
03-21-2007, 10:12 PM
Because you are not a glorious beacon of light :P
Why don't I remember posting before bobbydeath?
QTF... seriously, I saw this thread and instantly thought NECRO!... then I saw my own post before bobbydeath's and was like.... ZOMG i DID THIs? i DO NOT REMEMBERZ IT!!! IT MUST BE OLD!
But no... It dates from Jan '07 o_O
Volken45
03-21-2007, 10:57 PM
Becuse you dident
why do ppl hate CnC generals?
BrotherGreen
03-22-2007, 12:17 AM
Because CnC Sucks balls. Like Zeltaris.
Go figure...
Why does Zeltaris suck balls?
Zeltaris
03-22-2007, 12:21 AM
Because, you apparently have a thing for bashing me, even though it was theAzn who raped your kitty, not me :<
Why does BrotherGreen keep hurting my feelings?
:P
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