Contain/Beat/Destroy

[TSOShadow]

This is a simple and cool game I've played.

The rules are (if it is allowed)

post a picture of something that either Beats, Contains, or Destroyes the previous post... or simply write a word if no picture :p ...

Now try to stay within realistic terms... Don't fly off to far with something like magic and Heaven vs. Hell....

And give a good answer for a fair "beat/contain/destroy" or else we continue off from the last realistic post... We'll see how far we get...

I'll Start

http://lispmeister.com/images/big-cigar.jpg
(What beats a victory cigar?)

Have fun!

[King_Critter]

http://www.playahata.com/images/otherpics/mushroom_cloud.jpg

A nuke. ;)

[TSOShadow]

http://www.sephardicstudies.org/ausch-nazi-bomb-shelter.jpg

Bomb Shelter (Beaten)

EDIT: Rather contained?

[own3d0406]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/webpics/george_w_bush.jpg

Your nuke has been pwnt.

[Dusty]

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:HoWLz2PFbbSYOM:www.megamonalisa.com/

Bush just got Owned

[own3d0406]

No way

http://uk.geocities.com/johnjosephryan/fbi/fbiblack.jpg

[Dusty]

http://www.communityarts.net/readingroom/archive/67quashiepix/oj-cover1.jpg

Well if the glove don't fit.
:P :P :P

[own3d0406]

^^ Haha nice.

http://www.kca.com.au/images/hc-about/glove-technology.jpg

Latex gloves FTW!

[WickedImposter]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:0bxAGN9HaBMl8M:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8d/Disposable_nitrile_glove.jpg/180px-Disposable_nitrile_glove.jpg

what beats latex glove?

gardening glove FTW!

[Dusty]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/5/5a/Red.jpg/180px-Red.jpg

Cut the hand off duh

PWNT!!!

[WickedImposter]

http://www.madlantern.com/clipart/clips/glamour/hand-mirror.gif

reflect light lol

[Dusty]

I can't see it does it count?

[own3d0406]

Sigh it's a mirror.

http://www.lapelpinplanet.com/tools/tools_enlarged_pics/hammer-detail.jpg

Hammer breaks your mirror!

[WickedImposter]

http://www.silentsaregolden.com/featurefolder5/SYBLlogosmall.jpg

haha you fell into my trap. you break the mirror and get 7 years bad luck :p

[own3d0406]

http://www.chicagogender.com/Files/FOUR_LEAF_CLOVER.jpgPffft too easy

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:MymWQUGj0Pc3PM:http://www.cfa.vic.gov.au/students/images/bushfire-lge.jpg

Your superstitious plant won't last long against this! :p

[WickedImposter]

http://www.hln-store.com/catalog/water.gif

thats right walk away

[own3d0406]

Fine
http://www.ecomagic.org/fruition/drought-1.jpg

[WickedImposter]

http://www.wapa.gov/es/pubs/esb/1998/98Apr/Graphics/wind.gif

fine my wind will blow away those clouds, hence stopping the water cycle :D

[Sikawtic]

http://www.gunblast.com/images/Bushmaster_BAR-10/MVC-001F.jpg
^ owns smokey

[GenocideAlive]

http://swg.stratics.com/content/lore/personas/images/yoda.gif

Let go of your anger, you must.

Contained.

[own3d0406]

http://www.theempire.com.au/images/2005-25-11/Star%20Wars%20Darth%20Vader%20Ceramic%20Bank.JPG

[Sikawtic]

There was smokey the bear up there.. the sniper was posted in response to him.

[own3d0406]

There was smokey the bear up there.. the sniper was posted in response to him.
Ahh yes, there were 3 people posting at the same time, everythings screwed up.

[Yoda]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/f/fd/Hamill.jpg

I convince you to kill yourself trying to save me, Vader. :)

(Yay - Star Wars!)

[BlackHawk]

http://www.unitedscripters.com/spellbinder/more1/teehee.jpg

[own3d0406]

Guns>Luke
http://www.kein-plan.de/bitte-ziehen-sie-durch/pics/Irakkrieg_-_Iraqi_child_holds_AK-47_rifle_in_front_of_Information_ministery_in_Bagh dad_2003-03-29.jpg

[BlackHawk]

Vest up Luke!

http://www.vansonleathers.com/images/1new%20-catalog_pics/NOBL.jpg

[TSOShadow]

lol ok kinda going out of rules here I would think but I guess it's close enough... beat this ;)

http://www.universetoday.com/am/uploads/2005-1003blackhole.jpg

Black Hole Baby XD... Contains and eats you all!

[DBCooper]

http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/stars2.jpg

Black hole sucks up so much it collapses and releases all of the collected matter.

Destroyed

[TSOShadow]

Called a white hole I belive*

http://www.colemanzone.com/images(3)/Oliver%20Scholl/Time%20Machine%20Concept(4).jpg

Return to time where black hole existed :p

[Schwitzer]

http://www.qwantz.com/shirt_trexladies.png

You went too far back in time. :P

[BlackHawk]

http://www.intlrepo-depo.com/bazooka-1a.jpg

Bazooka to the face > T-rex.

[Skullflower]

Oh yeah?

[BlackHawk]

http://www-staff.it.uts.edu.au/~jenny/photos/ten/slides/Jenny%20and%20dumptruck.JPG

Granny + Dumptruck + Sand > Crater.

[Skullflower]

Oh Yeah? I locked the doors to The Country Kitchen Buffet. From The Inside. ;) http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/710/710_image_04.jpg

[BlackHawk]

http://pages.eohio.net/sheriff1/swat%20team%20003.jpg

These guys > lock from inside.

[Skullflower]

The Super Best Friends! > SWAT
http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/504/superbestfriends.gif

[DBCooper]

http://www.freewebs.com/killer_rabbits/rab1.jpg

The killer rabbit > all

[Skullflower]

Cartman on Maury > Everything
http://ghetto.hjsoft.com/icons/cartman.jpg

[BrotherGreen]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:cnrDDdIlGhJ6QM:http://www.unmc.edu/plasticsurgery/image02/ual.jpg (http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.unmc.edu/plasticsurgery/image02/ual.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.unmc.edu/plasticsurgery/New_Web_Pages/liposuction.htm&h=202&w=216&sz=43&hl=en&start=13&tbnid=cnrDDdIlGhJ6QM:&tbnh=100&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3DLiposuction%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26 lr%3D)

Liposuction means cartman has nothing of interest on maury.

[King_Critter]

Unless, of course, he gets it all back....


http://www.afghanunited.com/food/Big%20Mac.JPG

[Yoda]

Vegetarianism >>> hamburgers. :)

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/8522/pct/hunt.gif

[U-238]

http://www.lionking.org/~cosmo/pics/racoons.jpg

no more veggies for you!

[WickedImposter]

http://www.ecomagic.org/fruition/drought-1.jpg

cant grow vegs if theres no water

[Skullflower]

First off, he was on Maury as an out of control kid.

Second, Professor Chaos is in the process of flooding the Earth. http://lee.org/blog/images/professor.jpg

[TinyDancer]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/118383/2/istockphoto_118383_old_drain_02.jpg

[dunchy]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/THK/THK012/C0032806.jpg

[BlackHawk]

http://www.funandsmile.de/images/product_images/popup_images/afro-peruecke_big.jpeg

Lots of hair = clogged drain.

[dunchy]

http://daemon.realsoft.com/images/scenes/DeskOrn/sissors.jpg

Bye hair.

[WickedImposter]

http://www.rock-on-rock-on.com/images/gallery/krbilld02.jpg

rock beats scissors ^^

[DBCooper]

http://www.thumlerstumbler.com/images/rotary_b.jpg

Rock tumbler makes rock a worthless piece of ****

[King_Critter]

I think I see some screws on that rock tumbler there... And things like that tend not to work when they're strewn in peices across the floor.

http://www.maroftrades.com/images/screwdriver.gif

[own3d0406]

Gun>screwdriver

http://www.kein-plan.de/bitte-ziehen-sie-durch/pics/Irakkrieg_-_Iraqi_child_holds_AK-47_rifle_in_front_of_Information_ministery_in_Bagh dad_2003-03-29.jpg

[King_Critter]

Bullet proof vest.

http://www.controlelectronic.com/Bullet%20proof%20VestPhoto.jpg

[WickedImposter]

http://www.packrat-toyz.com/images/Swords%20&%20Knives/Knife%20Tanto%20Blk%20206ac.jpg

bullet proof. not knife proof :D

[TinyDancer]

Knife, + Sauron

http://www.patriotresource.com/lotr/pics/characters/sauron.jpg

=

http://www.cine-collector.com/catalog/images/image12.jpg

[Dusty]

http://www.efavata.com/CBM/images/punisher_nash_cbm.jpg

To many muscles to cut :P (Have to see the moive to under stand)

[BlackHawk]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/cruise-missile-intro.jpg

Tomahawk cruise missile > muscles.

[Dusty]

http://www.army-technology.com/projects/rbs70/images/RBS70_1.jpg

Hand held anti missle/aircraft missle

[own3d0406]

Jesus>Everything

Thread closed.

http://www.biblehelp.org/images/jesus%20on%20cross%202.jpg

[DBCooper]

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/treasures/images/s5.6p.1.jpg

Separation of church from state.

[CODEZERO]

http://www.freewebs.com/digiwarrior9000/entei.gif
FIRE pokemon Entei > Paper

[The_Maker]

http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/ice_age.jpg
Ice Age contains Fire Pokemon

[DBCooper]

http://discovery.nasa.gov/images/sun.jpe
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/earth_1_apollo17_big.gif

The earth suddenly gets closer to the sun for some odd reason and ends the ice age

[Zerg_eater]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3408/frq1.gif

lol

[DBCooper]

Zerg Eater, that doesn't contain, beat, or destroy what I posted.



GAME OVER. YOU LOSE

[Zerg_eater]

oh ok nevermind then

[Yoda]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg

I'm guessing that the "Earth moving closer to the sun" was the last one posted. Well, the Death Star destroys both of them. :)

[IrishDutchman]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/f/fd/Hamill.jpg

Luke Skywalker destroys the Death Star.

[Ktan]

Quake and fear...the God Emperor of Man splits Luke's Soul in half.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Emperor40k.JPG

[BlackHawk]

http://thethroneroom.20megsfree.com/throne.jpg

Alas, the Emperor is throne-bound so he can't get to Luke :(.

[DragonPaladin]

http://www.cutting-mat.com/prodimages/911-l.gif

Sharp blades > throne-bound.

[WickedImposter]

http://www.calvert-plastics.com/CONTACT_US/riot%20shield%201.jpg

too bad riot shields are meant to withstand pointy things :P

[BlackHawk]

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m1a1-tank-ahi.jpg

Tank > Riot shield.

[DragonPaladin]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/A10Thunderbolt2_990422-F-7910D-517.jpg

GG TANK.

[CrazyTom]

http://jafproject.net/images2/f35.jpg

Take out the other plane with a faster, stealthier plane! :D

[own3d0406]

http://www.naval-technology.com/projects/lafayette/images/lafayette5.jpg

Anti air FTW

[Ktan]

http://www.digitalenhance.com/buddy/icons/starcraft/oguardian.gif
Guardian has a greater range than your AA weaponry.

[own3d0406]

Longer range=gg

http://homepage3.nifty.com/espomax/starcraft/charon_boosters.gif

[BlackHawk]

http://images.google.ca/url?q=http://www.eurocosm.com/Application/images/Electroswat/deluxe-flyswat-lg.jpg&sig=__CwlnENq0CUc_slmTv0Xsa2KexRE=

Smushing power.

[DragonPaladin]

=http://www.laredo.edu/athletics/Tennis/Championship/Images/champ%20reaction.JPG

Tennis champion beats all tennis rackets.

[Ktan]

http://mms.ucps.k12.nc.us/images/Rugby_Player.gif
Rugby player. GG tennis.

[IrishDutchman]

I was gonna own the fly swat with my giant bug...

http://www.horror-wood.com/them.h1.jpg

Damn you Ktan and your ungodly speed!

[own3d0406]

Guns>giant bug

http://www.kein-plan.de/bitte-ziehen-sie-durch/pics/Irakkrieg_-_Iraqi_child_holds_AK-47_rifle_in_front_of_Information_ministery_in_Bagh dad_2003-03-29.jpg

[DragonPaladin]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/gallery/finished/swordsman.jpg

According to RPGs swords > guns.

[own3d0406]

^^Not super gay ones.

[DragonPaladin]

http://www.progressnow.org/weblog/archives3/hatersgaz2.gif

This beats super gay.

[DBCooper]

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/11/30/rosa.parks.museum.ap/rosa.parks.jpg

Rosa Parks beats segregation.

[TSOShadow]

http://www.androidworld.com/android_cop.jpg

In a world of robots guns don't work... Religion... Swords.... or RosaParks :p...

And chuck noris is laughed at... (standard protocol :p)

[WickedImposter]

http://www.hln-store.com/catalog/water.gif\

water. GG robot

[own3d0406]

Lol DP

freezer pwns
http://www.norlake.com/medium/Nova%20Low%20Temperature%20Freezer.jpg

[CrazyTom]

http://tammybruce.com/archives/Sun.gif

Yeah, you damn right. pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttttttt.... (That's steam, just in case you're a tard.)

[WickedImposter]

http://esamultimedia.esa.int/images/m81do.jpg

Black hole>everything

[own3d0406]

This thing is going around in circles

[TinyDancer]

http://www.bunnamagoowines.com.au/images/cork.jpg

[DragonPaladin]

http://benfrankdesign.com/_misc/wine_bottle.jpg

GG cork.

[U-238]

http://static.flickr.com/19/111369155_fc3f52af30_m.jpg

bye bye wine.

[own3d0406]

http://www.garda.ie/angarda/press/2001/Crash2big.jpg

Bye bye drunk guy :)

[TSOShadow]

http://www.howarddavidjohnson.com/Pandoras_Box_MMV_oil_painting.jpg

Pandoras box holds dead guys Bodie :p

[DragonPaladin]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/Dragonpaladin/hope.gif

FUCKING HOPE BITCH.

[DBCooper]

http://www.collectr.com/ce/images/cpnorrisc.jpg
Chuck Norris pwns all your miserable ideas.

[TSOShadow]

:p knew someone would do this when I mentioned him :/ lucky I got the counter!

lol

[DragonPaladin]

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/10/15/bruce-lee.jpg

LEE COUNTER!

[TSOShadow]

chuck with a 2x4 counter!

lol

[DragonPaladin]

http://www.deq.state.or.us/aq/images/chippe1.jpg

Wood chipper, wood.

[DBCooper]

There is something to counter that. A Chuck Norris Archon!!! PWN3D!!!!!

[DragonPaladin]

http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/starcraft/images/sciencevessel.gif
http://homepage3.nifty.com/espomax/starcraft/pic21.jpg

EMP

[TSOShadow]

I mind control you all!!!

[DBCooper]

http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/starcraft/images/shieldbattery.gif

Shield Battery

[TSOShadow]

i don't get it...

[DragonPaladin]

Ya can't mc a shield battery.

[TSOShadow]

But how that beat me? or contain? or destroy me?

I can't see it being dropped on me becaseu I MC who drops it on me :p...

can't see me getting stuck walking into or near it :/

and it won't kill me with regenerateing sheilds :/

[Skullflower]

This > Dark Archon
http://www.strategic-air-command.com/weapons/images/nuke-home-blast.jpg

[DragonPaladin]

Something else plz, that was the second post. Bomb shelter beat that.

[DBCooper]

Well, this turned out to suck. The Shield Battery was supposed to beat the EMP, not the Dark Archon

[Yoda]

http://www.sfu.ca/~fankbone/v/eniwetokHbomb.jpg

[WickedImposter]

http://www.geocities.com/%7Edagmawi/1999Photos/Shelter_S.JPG

bomb shelter. ya this is just going in circles

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.uksafari.com/postcard/pictures/mole.jpg

Evil moles > bomb shelters.

[InfinityComplex]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a7/Danish_C8A2_iraq.jpg/350px-Danish_C8A2_iraq.jpg
Mole, eat lead.

[Tharisfal]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/T4bacteriophage.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/T4bacteriophage.jpg)

Very deadly Biological Virus > Your soldier

[Protogod]

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9712/08/liver.cancer.vaccine/vaccine.jpg

I win

[Ktan]

http://www.toei-anim.co.jp/tv/dejimon/images/gabumon.jpg

Data Digimon pwns your Vaccine

[TSOShadow]

Errr... ok the rules are kinda been ditched... Digimon? you refering to the movie? in that case you got the wrong one...

http://www.astr.ua.edu/gifimages/m16r.gif

space has contained you all :D...

[Ktan]

No, I've not. In the Digimon card game (Ok, I was young, shut up) Data Digimon beat Vaccine Digimon. The person above posted a vaccine and thus I responded with a Data. Gabumon is a Data digimon, google image search gabumon, it comes up with the card.

http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/images/antimatter/fountain_med.jpg

Massed amount of anti-matter annihilates your universe.

[Kingscrab]

Q turns back time.

Universe re-established. Pwn.

[WickedImposter]

http://hawker.smugmug.com/photos/1811492-M.jpg

going in circles, gun again appears. (golden FTW)

[Skullflower]

Lord Xenu will throw you in a volcano and then brainwash your souls.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/South_Park_Xenu.jpg

[own3d0406]

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/bushbeat/archive/images/jesus-with-rifle-thumb.jpg

Jesus>Xenu
Jesus with gun >>>>>>>>>>Xenu

[InfinityComplex]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:SF3MX8FPXicYaM:http://www.williamsoncounty-tn.gov/williamson/upload/images/Sheriff/teamgear.jpg
When Jesus loses his powers, a Swat team will contain him.

[own3d0406]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:SF3MX8FPXicYaM:http://www.williamsoncounty-tn.gov/williamson/upload/images/Sheriff/teamgear.jpg
When Jesus loses his powers, a Swat team will contain him.

Not true, Jesus will never lose his power.

[Skullflower]

Apache Helicopter >> SWAT Team
http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/apache_hellfire.jpg

[King_Critter]

Oh yeah? Remember Day After Tomorrow?

http://www.technofile.com/images/day_after_tomorrow.jpg

The helicopters freeze up and crash. Then they all die. -_-

[WickedImposter]

http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2005/images/sun-soho011905-1919z.jpg

ice age my ass

[Dusty]

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:AQ3Uevtuqo6HlM:www.sacredground.cc/super%2520nova%2520cassiopeia.jpg

Super Nova OWNS

[own3d0406]

Yay for repetetiveness!

http://esamultimedia.esa.int/images/m81do.jpg

[WickedImposter]

http://www.mathsci.appstate.edu/%7Esjg/futurama/pic00243.jpg

the universe box in futurama. contained!

[King_Critter]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/8/8e/Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg/250px-Sun_Crusher-NEGWT.jpg
Sun Crusher FTW

>.< To slow....

[CODEZERO]

http://www.jumsoft.com/jam/samples/Wrench/Wrench.jpg
B34T

[WickedImposter]

http://www.madlantern.com/clipart/clips/construction/hammer.gif

hammer>>>>wrench

[TSOShadow]

-.-.... this is just dumb :p... yall killed it...

[Skullflower]

Jesus brought this thread back to life like he did Lazarus.
http://biblia.com/christ/images/jesus-lazarus.jpg

[own3d0406]

According to Gornforn, a SWAT team contains Jesus...

so
http://www.williamsoncounty-tn.gov/williamson/upload/images/Sheriff/teamgear.jpg

[CODEZERO]

CLOUD>>>>>>>>>>>>Swat team
http://impulsosolar.cl/galeria/pictures/advent-children-small.jpg

[DBCooper]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f196/Quicksilverhg/Infested_Kerrigan.gif

Infested Kerrigan ensnares, psi storms, and claws Cloud to death.

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.wellige.com/ulli/images%2Fmuppets_fozzie.gif

Fozzie Bear > Sarah Kerrigan

[King_Critter]

http://www.seykota.com/tribe/FAQ/2005_Apr/Apr_11/Gas_Can.gif

http://www.zippo.ca/img/lighter_home.jpg

Teddy bears = flamable.

[BlackHawk]

http://www.mse.cornell.edu/materials_science_discovering/images/firefighters.jpg

lawl fire fightis

[Ktan]

BACKDRAFT (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101393/):
Directed by
Ron Howard (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000165/)



Makes Firefighters look silly. Ron Howard beats firefighters.

[BlackHawk]

http://www.limewire.co.nz/images/lwbox1.gif

Illegal Downloads > movies

[King_Critter]

http://www.yourprops.com/norm-44af26cd261e4-XFiles,+The+%28TV%29.jpeg

The FBI will find you.... :o

[U-238]

http://www.eyespymag.com/photogallery/photo14169/cia.jpg

CIA > FBI

[Darkslayer633]

http://www.geographicguide.com/north-america/north-america-map.gif


north america contains the CIA

[U-238]

The world contains the americas

[Skullflower]

Seeing sound.
http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/images/sightofsound.jpg

[TSOShadow]

EDIT: nvm...

[Skullflower]

LINK. (http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Jul1999/n07161999_9907162.html)

United States Department Of Defense.

[WickedImposter]

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/choice2000/art/bushhome.jpg

Bush>>>>>> any department of the USA

[own3d0406]

Yay for repetetiveness!

Osama>Bush
Osama AND Bert>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bush
http://files.myopera.com/bcdc/blog/osama%20bin%20laden%20%28bert%20is%20evil%29_jpg.j pg

[Skullflower]

Cruise Missile and F-14 Escort > Bin Laden and Bert
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/cruise-missile-escort.jpg

[Dusty]

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/followbin.jpg

Magic Carpet>>> jet

[Biohazard]

http://adrian.gimp.org/lava.jpg

Carpet = Pwned

[Yoda]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ca/f/f3/Squirtle.jpg


Squirtle puts out the fire :) :P

[Giggilyomeromicon]

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shop/tools/img/items/RCC02POK2147S.02.jpg

Plant > Water

[Biohazard]

http://adrian.gimp.org/lava.jpg

Plant = Pwned

[Giggilyomeromicon]

http://www.kartek.com/prod-windows/all/safety/bsr-a500.jpg

[DBCooper]

http://www.chem.psu.edu/ncs/Halloween%20Show%202003/Thermite.jpg

Thermite melts fire extinguisher

[Biohazard]

http://www.brutallyhonest.org/photos/uncategorized/god.jpg

God makes Thermite go away

[DBCooper]

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/treasures/images/s5.6p.1.jpg


Separation of church from state

[Biohazard]

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/presidents/george-w-bush/george_w_bush_apprehensive.jpg

Bush destroys it...

((Pro gay marriage!) Im not gay btw...)

[Spartan-II]

http://www.clubrandy.com/07-26-05%20stuff/kitty%20sniper.jpg

Kitty Sniper kills Bush.

[Yoda]

http://movies.warnerbros.com/pub/archive/dld/summerwrap/bdog.jpg

Dogs win the quest for world domination. :)

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.farmlandfoods.com/images/photos/hot-dogs.jpg

'nuff said. :smirk:

[King_Critter]

http://www.lunaticworks.com/art/howiebcover200.jpg

Ruins the taste of 'dogs. Bleh. :(

[Yoda]

The Store Wars Empire has sent a batallion against your inorganic food:


http://www.storewars.org/pressroom/images/empire.jpg

[DarkMirror]

two words: Egg drop.

[Yoda]

You have to post a picture.

[DarkMirror]

No, the rules said that if you a cant find one you can just describe it.
It wont let me past the picture... :(

[DarkMirror]

here we go. Again: egg drop

http://clerccenter.gallaudet.edu/academicteams/team6-7-8/images/eggdrop.jpg

[Yoda]

http://eagle.nwsc.k12.ar.us/eagle.JPG

The eagle catches the egg, and eats it. :P

[WickedImposter]

http://akabori.web.infoseek.co.jp/112.3-barrel%20anti%20air%20gun.jpg
AA gun. nough said

[Kingscrab]

Storm the beach! Take out that AA gun!

[Yoda]

http://www.marveldatabase.com/wiki/images/d/d5/Magneto_004.gif

Magneto makes ordinary guns a virtual reliability

[Ktan]

http://limpet.net/mbrubeck/images/misc/2006/xmen-3-leech.jpg
The Leech. GG Magneto.

[WickedImposter]

damn cant upload pic. well, 1 word

bazooka

[DarkMirror]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0451459792.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Ever hear of this? Ultimate destroy for any tech, including guns.

[Skullflower]

Watch Donnie Darko. Guy in rabbit suit waking you up on a golf course to tell you when the world will end > A Book.

http://www.mandos.org/joninbrea/Donnie%20Darko%20pics/Frank_DVD_Cap017.jpg

[WickedImposter]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/17/Elmerfudd2.jpg/180px-Elmerfudd2.jpg

elmer fudd FTW

[Skullflower]

When The World Will End > Elmer Fudd
http://www.ruinedeye.com/cd/cap6.jpg

[Biohazard]

http://www.sulfursoap.com/sulfur-soap-10.jpg

Soap washes it off

[Spartan-II]

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~xwxue/nature/yp-waterfall.jpg

Waterfall dissolves soap.

[Skullflower]

A drought means no water.
http://www.the-human-race.com/images/environment/drought.jpg

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jake/2006_1_bigwave1.jpg

BIG tidal wave makes everything nice and soggy again.

[Yoda]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ed/Cap1410bw3hm.jpg/200px-Cap1410bw3hm.jpg

Enough said. :)

[WickedImposter]

http://www.untitledstates.com/images/arnold-blank-web.png

Ahnold

[Kingscrab]

Ahnold Not sure how Ahnold beats the Pheonix, but whatever.

Linda's here to kick your ass anyhow.

[Yoda]

The Governator is nothing against the Phoenix. :mad:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1560986697.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIlitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,32,-59_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.gif

[Kingscrab]

Yoda, since you have confused me, (ie: I already destroyed ahnold) I choose to put flames to your foolish book!

[Ktan]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/02/250px-Necronimmortals.jpg

My Geeky Necron Immortals De-atomize your Geeky Trading Card.

[own3d0406]

My Geeky Necron Immortals De-atomize your Geeky Trading Card.

The jocks are here, not to beat your geeky necron thingy, but to beat you. Enjoy:)

http://www.glenbard.net/Glenbard_North/pages/athletics/media/JPGs/football%20player%2031.jpg

[Dusty]

http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:WR4jmIZiErrtXM:www.theonetruebix.com/junk/bk.jpg

[Biohazard]

CDC


Sorry no picture, but CDC stops BK from spreading Ebola

[Skullflower]

Cartman the Hall Moniter > EVERYTHING
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Southpark1010.jpg

[own3d0406]

Oh, so we're just posting random pictures now?

[Dusty]

No mine was a play on BK's new commericals I'm not sure about Skul'ls post.

[Yoda]

Yoda, since you have confused me, (ie: I already destroyed ahnold) I choose to put flames to your foolish book!

The "movie censorship" defeats Linda as well - they're in the same movie.

Intelligent people >> South Park :P

http://www.applegate.co.uk/images/intelligent_people.gif

[InfinityComplex]

One thing that intelliectual people hate. Bullies.
I'm taking a rest...

[DBCooper]

Bullies are beaten by school shootings.

This isn't exactly tangible, but I do remember there was a school shooting in Weston.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=507345

[Yoda]

In case you haven't noticed, you're supposed to post pictures. :)

http://www.minnbankers.com/images/store/gunone_small.gif

[Kingscrab]

You guys have turned a cool thread to poop.

Here's hoping Scoopy can save it from death.

[Biohazard]

http://www.terhuneorchards.com/images/no_dogs.gif

Scooby =
pwnd

[Kingscrab]

Here's what I think of your street sign...
Stick it to the man!

[DBCooper]

In case you haven't noticed, you're supposed to post pictures. :)

I explained why I couldn't post a picture. Would you like me to post a picture of the principal's body? I doubt you'd like it, because it's full of bullet holes now.


http://homepages.wmich.edu/~kroes/shop/img/sandblaster.jpg

sandblasters beat graffiti

[Darmago]

http://www.pa.msu.edu/people/horvatin/Images/Planets/mars/Mars.jpg

Iron Oxide destroys sandblaster.(thats mars btw)

[Biohazard]

http://www.apostropher.com/blog/img/death_star_2.jpg

Death Star destroys mars

[Darmago]

I... guess that works... I was using that picture to represent iron oxide, which is a large percentage of mars' surface, making it red... oh well

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/4/9/e497dd5cec99adbd4d5f887b90306ead.gif

mario beats death star.

[Biohazard]

Not really a picture but...

Beating a Series to Death (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mario_games_by_genre)

In case that doesnt work

http://www.tk409.com/images/plunger.jpg

Defeats the need for an 8-bit plumber

[WickedImposter]

http://www.dawginc.com/starvisor/images/can123prod.jpg

plunger container ^^

[Yoda]

These recent ones are pretty boring. I'll put "Magneto" who counters everything which is metal.

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:vT6ECnT-LqNgaM:http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0210/21/magneto.jpg

[Kingscrab]

Bang! Plastic Soldiers save the day!

[Darmago]

http://static.flickr.com/52/132191733_4d142958d3_m.jpg

Dio Brando squishes soldiers with a steam roller then "Wryyyy!"'s

I think I just won the game...

[InfinityComplex]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/9K115_Metys.jpg/300px-9K115_Metys.jpg

Fear an anti-tank missile

[Biohazard]

http://www.defence.gov.au/news/armynews/editions/1128/images/12-sniper.jpg

How you say....pwned?

[Tharisfal]

I don't think your outdated bullets can match this kinda of armour.
http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/halo2bios/01mc.jpg

[Dusty]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/user/profiles/99/126299/79841aa7c0c54dc9.jpg

I'm a Halo fanBoy but this one just beats that pic to pieces. With a Crowbar

[Tharisfal]

I'm a halflife 1 fanboy but social skills > Gordon Freeman. Did they take his lungs out at Black Mesa or something?

http://www.impactpublications.com/productimages/1856.jpg

[Schwitzer]

Alcohol destroys social skills. ;)

http://www.freephoto1.com/photo/photo-alcohol-5.jpg

[Black.Ice]

Dunchy contains alcohol.

:)

http://www.warboards.org/image.php?u=16&dateline=1159239738

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.cbldf.org/graphics/logos/starbuckslogo.gif

[own3d0406]

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DBHFN.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Biohazard]

http://bobkiwi.tripod.com/gallery/decaf.gif

[Yoda]

http://www.anticoffee.20m.com/images/caffblues1.jpg

[own3d0406]

http://www.anticoffee.20m.com/images/caffblues1.jpg

Yoda wins!!!!!!!!!!

Really, WTF?

[Yoda]

I'm pretty sure that worked straight after I posted it. :shiftyr:

Either way, it was supposed to be a picture which countered Biohazard's post. So that's the picture which needs to be countered at the moment.

[Biohazard]

http://www.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Book_Burning.jpg

Book is gone...

[ShadowGonissa]

Fire destroys card.

[Yoda]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40145000/jpg/_40145401_dat1_fox_203.jpg

Global Flood defeats the fire. :P

[Kingscrab]

Al Gore stops global disaster!!! KAPOW!

[Ktan]

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/misc/George_Bush_5.jpg
Bush uses the One Ring to defeat Al Gore in the presidential elections.

(It was Gore he beat before Kerry, wasn't it?)

[ShadowGonissa]

http://www.kristillinentaideseura.fi/arkisto/Frodo%20Reppuli%20-%20Keski-Maan%20pelastaja,%20Ars%20Magna%202003.jpg

Frodo beats ring!

[Biohazard]

http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2003/11/towers_are_the_players.jpg

These guys rap Frodo to death!

[Ktan]

They are outgangsta'd

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/71293/13.jpg

[Yoda]

KTan, I can't actually see your picture.


Aragorn defeats the villains of Middle Earth

http://www.martinity.com/images/colors/aragorn.jpg

[Ktan]

Darn. It was fifty cent.

http://hidalgo.indiatimes.com/images/d2_1024.jpg

Hidalgo destroys the original coolness of Viggo Mortensten, thus destroying his coolness as Aragorn.

(Ok, I'm sure it was a good film, but you can't really follow Aragorn by being upstaged by a horse...)

[Kingscrab]

Hidalgo destroys the original coolness of Viggo Mortensten, thus destroying his coolness as Aragorn.

(Ok, I'm sure it was a good film, but you can't really follow Aragorn by being upstaged by a horse...) Hahahaha! Awesome! That movie sucked!

This loser is more cool than Hidalgo. Pwn.

[Biohazard]

http://www.inkcinct.com.au/Web/CARTOONS/2005-148C--economic-bully.gif

Loser, owned

[Yoda]

http://www.gold-eagle.com/editorials_05/images/milhouse071905b.gif

This graph predicts that inflation will lose out eventually. (And yes, I know it's not from Australia).

[U-238]

That graph has been cliped so it actually has a more negative effect on the mind that doesn't know it.

Here's a correct graph...

http://people.fruitsalad.org/adridg/pics/aug2005/graph.png

Don't ask me what it means though :P

[Yoda]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikibooks/en/thumb/e/e3/Taking_of_the_Bastille.jpg/350px-Taking_of_the_Bastille.jpg

Revolutions usually fix the economic problems of a country. Or at least the dictators give the impression that they do. :P

[CrazyTom]

http://www.walledlake.k12.mi.us/wlchs/teachers/Samal/whist/student/guillotine.jpg

One of these should solve your revolution pretty succintly, by *ahem* shortening the ringleaders.