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bobboy
03-15-2007, 5:36 PM
Your little "reality rejection" myth has been busted!
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i56/mail4howi/Busted.jpg
Tharisfal
03-16-2007, 6:30 PM
The fans are still in a state of denial:
http://www.columbia.edu/cu/humanrights/filmseries/2004/fs-denial-bt.gif
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:1tjbSSBD2wD10M:http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/leibersol/refuse.gif
JK Rowling said in an interview that "Dumbledore is definately dead;" hence nobody can be in a state of denial about it. ;)
tremaparagon
12-09-2007, 10:01 PM
http://www.2dvalley.com/gallery/albums/RavnHearts-Gallery/snape.jpg
kills yours
SolidSamurai
12-11-2007, 1:52 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/HP5-TL2-0078.jpg
Snape's his bitch. No doubt.
DarkMirror
12-11-2007, 6:34 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Love_heart_uidaodjsdsew.png/727px-Love_heart_uidaodjsdsew.png
Love beats the shit out of Voldemort, and sets him on fire.
Protoss_Honor
12-11-2007, 10:12 PM
http://teabass.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/heartbreak.jpg
OOH! Heart Break! Need I say more?
tremaparagon
12-11-2007, 11:51 PM
http://www.holidayinsights.com/valentine/cupid1.jpg
fixes that
SolidSamurai
12-12-2007, 12:30 AM
http://www.kevindustries.com/media/kw/files/golddigger.jpg
Kinda eliminates all true love in the world for the rich. Namely, Voldemort (most likely rich with all his followers and what not). Thus, Voldy cannot feel love, and cannot thus be defeated by love! Booya.
On a completely unrelated note, John Kerry is also rich.
tremaparagon
12-12-2007, 10:51 PM
http://bush2004.com/images/bush_via_the_daily_mirror.jpg
beats kerry
SolidSamurai
12-13-2007, 10:14 PM
Doesn't beat gold digging though, which is what I posted, considering kerry beating cupid doesn't even make any sense.
Jimmy_the_saint
12-14-2007, 9:24 PM
Im pretty sure you just got WTFpWNED!
tremaparagon
12-14-2007, 10:41 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Lightmatter_buddha3.jpg
whoops, no God there (Buddha)
U-238
12-14-2007, 11:41 PM
http://www.advpow.com/images/lwh2.jpg
Stone statues just doesn't cut it when it comes to howitzers.
Protoss_Honor
12-15-2007, 12:30 AM
Your Howitzer
http://www.defense-update.com/images/brimstone.jpg
CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
Jimmy_the_saint
12-15-2007, 1:07 AM
Im pretty sure if kirby can eat something thats like 4 times his size (SSBM-Bowser) A jet fighter is no problem
Take a look at who will be kicking Kirby's ass in Super Smash Brothers Brawl
http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2006/151/928518_20050601_screen015.jpg
(Move bitch, get out the way, get out the way bitch, get out the way!)
tremaparagon
12-15-2007, 3:19 PM
http://www.futuremusic.com/news/images/halo2contest.jpg
One shotgun blast and he's down.
Jimmy_the_saint
12-15-2007, 6:28 PM
Yeah that pretty much takes the cake.
SolidSamurai
12-16-2007, 9:18 AM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2006/12/15/truck-accident.jpg
Originally, I was gonna go with a car compactor (one of those huge metal pressing machines), but then I found something really big can just outmatch a scorpion anyday.
http://www.blizzard.com/images/ghost/screenshots/art19.jpg
Siege tank's also pretty big, so yah.
RedSpectre
12-16-2007, 10:09 AM
http://images,google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.starcraft2portal.com/store/blogs/media/starcraft2_06.jpg8
Not even your stupid seige tank can stand up to this
SolidSamurai
12-16-2007, 10:23 AM
What's 'this'?! No comprende.
http://www.futuremusic.com/news/images/halo2contest.jpg
One shotgun blast and he's down.
*Sigh* How predictable. No thought of something more original, like containing him in a cardboard box?
Anyway, since we can't see RedSpectre's picture, I'll take on SolidSamurai's:
http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/planetstarcraft.gamespy.com/fms/images/buildingsdb/82/1189650925_thumb.jpg
Spawn a Broodling in ur tank, killing ur d00ds.
IrishDutchman
12-16-2007, 12:03 PM
http://www.frontroad.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/asimo.gif
Lol i r non-biologic.
tremaparagon
12-16-2007, 12:14 PM
http://www.stock-monkey.com/images/bald-monkey.gif
throw bananas and poop at your robot until it short circuits
Jimmy_the_saint
12-16-2007, 3:50 PM
Aahahahahahahahaha Zerg Ftw!
Protoss_Honor
12-16-2007, 7:35 PM
It is about time another Star Trek reference was made, so here it is
http://sfc.strategyplanet.gamespy.com/images/sfc3/borg_picture.gif
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile." Me doth think the Borg would woop the Zerg's collective asses.
tremaparagon
12-16-2007, 7:49 PM
http://brettduncan.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/geek.jpg
Star Trek fanguy overwhelms/contains your Borg
SolidSamurai
12-16-2007, 8:21 PM
http://www.wetcircuit.com/wp-content/myfotos/sciencefictionstories/ScienceFictionStories1.jpg
All that other science fiction's pressing down on star trek, and afterwhile, something'll become more popular.
Fiendwurm
12-16-2007, 10:54 PM
http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/magazine/1505/FF_raves_heroes1_f.jpg
Teh god of Sci Fi!!!!!!
http://www.heroesrevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sylar_hiro_l.jpg
Sylar, though maybe not able to beat Hiro in a fight, certainly wins in the 'awesome' stakes.
Spoiler
Providing that it's Episode 24 of Series 1
DarkMirror
12-17-2007, 1:35 PM
http://www.heroesrevealed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/heroes-123-23.jpgHiro Stabs Sylar. Win!
http://www.richardrodger.com/roller/resources/richard/berlin-cover.jpg
Sylar is safe under the drain cover.
(Maybe we should be a little more careful with the Heroes spoilers now :P)
Jimmy_the_saint
12-18-2007, 9:06 PM
Im sure the flood comes from the sewers.
AND its holding a MAC product eg. iPod.
SolidSamurai
12-18-2007, 9:49 PM
http://regmedia.co.uk/2007/10/05/halo3_disc_unreadable2.jpg
Halos destroy flood, along with everything else until this pretty much happens.
http://www.city.fitchburg.wi.us/fire_dept/images/clip_image002_028.jpg
Mechanical Malfunction stops Halos
http://www.airamerica.com/stateofbelief/files/stateofbelief/images/chuck-norris-002.jpg
What could own or contain chuck norris?
Twitch6000
12-19-2007, 3:19 PM
http://www.avatarist.com/avatars/Movies/Rambo-shooting.jpg
RAMBO BIIAAAATCH
SolidSamurai
12-19-2007, 4:05 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/501989~Alien-vs-Predator-Predator-Advanced-Release-Posters.jpg
Preda-owned.
http://honoluluweekly.com/wp-content/031506mud.jpg
Mud contains Predator (or stops him seeing Ah-nuld, at any rate)
SolidSamurai
12-19-2007, 4:19 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Rain_ot_ocean_beach.jpg/800px-Rain_ot_ocean_beach.jpg
Rain is the ultimate enemy of all things mud and dirt. Mostly because it's natural and anything natural is considered 'meant to be' in the messed mind of an environmentalist.
Protoss_Honor
12-19-2007, 6:29 PM
http://www.srh.noaa.gov/lch/prep/heat.jpg
Your rain is contained, beaten and destroyed by my Sun's heat wave
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=91641&rendTypeId=4
Your sun will not be able to affect us anymore
tremaparagon
12-19-2007, 7:49 PM
http://www.coffeemakersetc.com/images/Paper_Filters.jpg
Ok it would take a shitload of these but eventually your pollution would be filtered
Protoss_Honor
12-19-2007, 10:00 PM
http://www.flyingfingers.com/shop/images/medium/__notions__Clover/Scissors-493S.jpg
Your filters have been cut into 2 thousand pieces each. they are now useless.
http://www.print.org.nz/images/magnet.jpg
Now your scissors doesnt open
I'm in ur magnetic field
http://students.hightechhigh.org/~clutze/HighSchool/Image/Magneto.jpg
bending it to mah wills
SolidSamurai
12-20-2007, 9:11 PM
http://www.vestaldesign.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/plastic-bottle-blowing-hand.jpg
Like a plastic wizard, I control my shit with plastic uberness.
Plasticize me, Cap'n.
Because I'm like Plasteto: The ultimate enemy of credit cards and all other things that just might happen to be plastic.
EDIT: Can't touch my phrases.
tremaparagon
12-20-2007, 10:33 PM
http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/melting%20plastic-jj-001.jpg
lolz your plastic got melted (heat/fire)
pytum
12-21-2007, 12:31 AM
http://www.albany.ga.us/kadb/images/Duncan-Standing-Recycle-web.jpg
recycle, owned
http://www.coilgun.ru/hq/coilgun.jpg
Gauss gun punctures your puny little recycling bin!
SolidSamurai
12-21-2007, 1:33 PM
http://991.com/newGallery/Various-60s--70s-The-Spirit-Of-The-402471.jpg
Welcome to 1969, a time when gauss guns were spoken of but hadn't been invented yet.
They probably didn't recycle back then either.
Faiien
12-23-2007, 12:28 AM
http://www.nndb.com/people/488/000022422/neil-armstrong.jpg
neil armstrong owned 1969
by landing on te
http://jeffreykishner.com/images/full_moon_large.jpg
with his
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/79/34/23113479.jpg
(i hope iam playing this game right lol)
tremaparagon
12-24-2007, 10:53 PM
Space wormhole deletes Armstrong's existence in this universe/dimension
http://kloppingart.com/myPictures/Ruptured%20Wormhole%20-03252007.jpg
FrankZ
12-25-2007, 7:08 PM
http://www.warboards.org/images/avatars/sc2/kerrigan.jpg
Dunchy eats the wormhole, and thus destroying everything else.
----and gets Blamed..
http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/nyc_christina/2006_8_ask_keg.jpg
Keg of Beer contains Dunchy
Fiendwurm
12-26-2007, 1:11 PM
http://www.futurehorizons.net/FLAM_lg.jpg
Beer burns, beer is gone
FrankZ
12-26-2007, 6:38 PM
http://littlemisattitude.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/tsunami.jpg
Don't have to explain why this tsunami pwned your fire.
pytum
12-26-2007, 11:53 PM
http://www.juegomaniacos.com/img/bob.jpg
spomgebob and his megauberability to absorb water... (and his gayness)
FrankZ
12-27-2007, 2:19 AM
http://www.visitusa.com/california/images/mojave-national-preserve/lavatube-sunlight.jpg
extreme sunlight dried SpongeBob up and
http://bp2.blogger.com/_x5csoFRhq84/Rin3DT_i9kI/AAAAAAAAAaU/AEwjU_VQTKQ/s400/SpongeBobCrazy.jpg
turned him crazy.
http://www.framemytv.com/images/Akhan1/TV-Mirror1a_low.jpg
owned, now your little ray of light is deflected
FrankZ
12-27-2007, 5:37 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/Maul-1.jpg/288px-Maul-1.jpg
Owned. Your puny brittle mirror was smashed into a million pieces.
http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/01668/bad%20luck.JPG
Oh noez! Breaking a mirror is Bad Luck!
Faiien
12-27-2007, 10:51 AM
bad luck is owned by the lucky charms leprechaun
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21178.jpg
he grew up...
IrishDutchman
12-27-2007, 12:22 PM
http://www.wineandco.com/./static/images/produits/grd4599.jpg
Well, the man's Irish.
Fiendwurm
12-27-2007, 4:50 PM
http://www.idl.idaho.gov/bureau/FireMgt/pix2005/crown_fire.jpg
Burn!Burn!Burn!Burn!Burn!
(edit: O woops heres a fire for you)
FrankZ
12-27-2007, 7:22 PM
http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/170/pictures_of_rain_forests_t0414.jpg
Waterfalls wash away your little fire that has no picture. :P
(C'mon guys, please don't go back to SpongeBob)
http://orovillerelicensing.water.ca.gov/graphics/p_thermalito%20diversion%20dam3.gif
your lame waterfall now is contained by this dam
Faiien
12-27-2007, 9:29 PM
http://www.jasperadventurecentre.com/images/photogallery/JAC-beavers-bg.jpg
your dams are belong to te beavers
FrankZ
12-28-2007, 2:48 AM
http://blog.nj.com/warrenreporter/2007/10/large_foodcm.jpg
Done. Your beaver was cooked by this guys thinking that its a dog.
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/gordon-ramsay31.jpg
Gordon Ramsey leaves most Chefs quaking in fear...
DarkMirror
12-28-2007, 3:56 PM
I say....
<======Boobs distract the man.
FrankZ
12-28-2007, 8:12 PM
http://www.surfersvillage.com/gal/pictures/1-brazil-bikini-12.jpg
^
|
|
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I say the bikini attracts more men than the boobs.
Fiendwurm
12-28-2007, 9:21 PM
http://www.wargame-terrain.com/images/Dsc01103.jpg
BOOM!!! You and your little bikini are gone!
FrankZ
12-28-2007, 9:50 PM
http://philip9876.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/nuclear-explosion.jpg
Ka-boom! You and your little toy are gone!
Galiant
12-29-2007, 1:27 AM
Haha!!!
http://www.stephenschleicher.com/images/tutorials/forcefield%202/13b.jpg
We has t3h forcefield!!!!
FrankZ
12-29-2007, 1:45 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/palaeo/nuclear150906.jpg
Your puny little insignificant force field means nothing to the nuclear shockwave after the nuclear explosion! Ha, ha, hahaha!
kongurous
12-29-2007, 1:49 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/palaeo/nuclear150906.jpg
Your puny little insignificant force field means nothing to the nuclear shockwave after the nuclear explosion! Ha, ha, hahaha!
http://www.sephardicstudies.org/images/ausch-nazi-bomb-shelter.jpg
Bomb shelter biatch
FrankZ
12-29-2007, 1:57 AM
http://www.masters-of-photography.com/images/full/smith/smith_demolition.jpg
Wrecked.
Galiant
12-29-2007, 4:15 AM
http://www.shopro-entertainment.com/images/corrector.gif
Magical Girls from the anime world will protect me!!!1
http://www.hormiga.org/fondosescritorio/wallpapers/Manga-Y-Anime/Swords-Woman/Swordswoman2wallpapers.jpg
While Swordswoman from the anime world will do the offensive!!!!1
let's see if your gay enough to hurt my girls!
FrankZ
12-29-2007, 6:31 AM
Oh yeah? A simple button click on my browser removed your girls! Eat your heart out!
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/hammer-1.jpg
now your clicking-button madness will be stopped by this mighty hammer made in china
Galiant
12-29-2007, 11:30 AM
HAHA!!!!
http://www.trustthedj.com/images/IMAGEbaNK/mchammer_pic.jpg
my hammer is more superior that urs!!!!
http://motherrussia.polyester.se/jquery/panview/mr-t.jpg
Sorry, Mr T. is just cooler than MC Hammer
Galiant
12-29-2007, 12:09 PM
http://www.parecidosrazonables.com/parecidos_razonables_michael_jackson.jpg
behold! soon at 2010, jackson will pwn mr T
and who says if u turned black you cant go back?
FrankZ
12-29-2007, 7:15 PM
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/4/E/simp16pres.jpg
Ah! Enough of that stupid politics and show business stuff. Let us welcome President Homer Simpson!
Galiant
12-30-2007, 1:37 AM
Behold!!! Homer Simpson's weakness!!!
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Simpsons_Donuts-l.jpg
FrankZ
12-30-2007, 2:29 AM
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5RNMGY1LrXaINM:http://www.bui1.blogger.com.br/Ned%2520Flanders-2.jpg
Behold! Homer's arch-enemy, even badder than a donut!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2.jpg
Flying Spaghetti Monster mocks your religion!
Galiant
12-30-2007, 8:48 AM
http://hoogliart.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/bubba.jpg
I kill ur spag monster with ma younger bro!!!!
http://killermookie.org/images/mens_bathroom.jpg
just funny as hell... lol (off-topic ^)
and (on-topic)
http://www.judgeslodging.org.uk/Media/bathroom.jpg
what to beat?... well, now that kid is clean
Galiant
12-30-2007, 9:00 AM
bad plumbing!
http://mikeduran.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/dirty_toilet.jpg
http://thor.mirtna.org/oddities/lookalikes/pics/mario_-_ron_jeremy.jpg
here comes mario the jumping flowers-eater italian plumber
Galiant
12-30-2007, 7:10 PM
I turn Mario Black and kidnapped him to an island where there is racism!!!
http://www.screenhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mario.jpg
Jimmy_the_saint
12-31-2007, 3:30 AM
Hahahaha! A Car load of Spartans takes care of that.
FrankZ
12-31-2007, 4:47 AM
Ha!
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:8BR7aibQrtICfM:http://www.dukecityfix.com/magick.php/media/18/20060629-fireworks1.jpg
My splendid chinese fireworks pwned your spartan bullies!
Galiant
12-31-2007, 6:15 AM
WARNING!!! MAY GROSS YOU OUT!!!
http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9807/04/fireworks.safety/injured.jones.jpg
Hahaha!!! your Idiocity has made ur face deformed!!!!
tell me if this pic is inappropriate and will change it
FrankZ
12-31-2007, 6:33 AM
(You should consider changing that, just to be sure)
Warning! What you are about to see are explicit material. You may fall in love or be grabbed by others around you, so be careful when looking at this pic. Hide it from public!
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:irM_jzQlVfHV6M:http://www.beyonce.ca/resources/Image/large/facial_cream.jpg
Facial Cream healed your deformed face!
Ok, if we can, please try and avoid graphic pictures (Lulz @ Frank), but thanks for having the consideration to use hide tags.
http://www.celebbinge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/renee_zellweger_bee.jpg
Face Cream just can't help some people
Galiant
12-31-2007, 9:04 AM
I HAVE TEH UBER SOLUTION 4 DAT!!!!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/my-stapler-alt1.jpg
FrankZ
12-31-2007, 9:45 AM
Be weary, feeble stapler!
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc41/frankz0509/wb.png
The admin logon will pwnz you!
some_person
01-01-2008, 12:32 AM
http://www.ehponline.org/docs/1999/107-5/spheresfig-title.JPG
The internet is gonna crash!!
FrankZ
01-01-2008, 1:36 AM
^ that's so dumb. I was contained.
Fiendwurm
01-02-2008, 11:16 AM
The internet is gonna crash!!
http://www.sacredspace.ie/latestspace/images/latestspace4_god_at_his_computer.jpg
Gods Like: "WTF MAte?" THen God stops the Internet's descent into Hell and says " Your not going anywhere. I need to check my E-mail!"
(I'm sorry if anyone finds this blasphemous)
(Also I'm sorry if Frank's post actualy contained/Beat/Destroyed Some_person's
Galiant
01-08-2008, 8:10 AM
http://fileshosts.com/intel/Asus/P5WDH/setfsb/trojan.png
Trojans
tremaparagon
01-09-2008, 5:08 PM
Obviously there is an evil version of geek squad
http://www.teamhilarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/geeksquad.png
which will own your avast in no time.
Fiendwurm
01-12-2008, 10:13 PM
http://www.narniaweb.com/forum/uploads/kaleb70/82329_Mr_T.jpg
Mr. T is better with computers because, he made the mohawk class on WOW:p
http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/hotproperty/hulk.jpg
well, he made a program in vh1
SolidSamurai
02-24-2008, 3:44 PM
http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/667/667856/ultimate-wolverine-vs-hulk-20051117010529051.jpg
Name stealing copyrighters make hulk mildly upset!
Yah, you can lock this thread if you want.
ZeratulStukov
02-24-2008, 3:51 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Gordon_Freeman_-_Valve_Concept_Art_-_Walking_with_a_crowbar_-_cropped.jpeg
He pwns everyone !!
VigilanteV
02-24-2008, 5:30 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/halo3-3-lg.jpg
he's looking at you freeman...
SolidSamurai
02-24-2008, 7:38 PM
http://images.epilogue.net/users/lofgren3/space_marines700p.jpg
MC can't beat lots and lots and lots of these guys!
ZeratulStukov
02-25-2008, 2:09 AM
http://www.doupe.cz/Files/Obrazky/art2/GC2007/starcraft/starcraft2_logo.jpg
Thread over. NOTHING can defeat StarCraft 2 !!!
/thread (Don't try anything, 'cause you can't win!!!!)
VigilanteV
02-25-2008, 5:07 AM
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/9774/starcraftiiijn3.jpg
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I WIN!!!
SolidSamurai
02-25-2008, 2:27 PM
Too bad. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Development_hell) <---- THAT'S A LINK, SEE?!?!
FrankZ
04-15-2008, 9:18 AM
Meh, too bad SeigeMaster, cross-eyed babies can overpower typo's!
http://kevinremde.members.winisp.net/images/BabyCrossEyed.jpg
Gamma rays >>> Baby
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Gamma_Decay.svg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Gamma_Decay.svg
FrankZ
04-15-2008, 9:33 PM
Cherenkov radiation is pwnd by baby Hulk!! Bwahahaha
http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/baby-hulk-4513.jpg
SolidSamurai
04-16-2008, 2:50 AM
Baby-hulk is pwned by ritalin!
http://planetquo.net/Various/ritalin_o.jpg
Fiendwurm
04-16-2008, 10:09 AM
http://bringinggoodhome.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/poison-milk.jpg
FrankZ
04-16-2008, 10:39 PM
King AJ, aka Gordon FU Freeman aka Doctor House will pawn everything~!
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m226/JoeMarsden/housefreehy4.jpg
SolidSamurai
04-16-2008, 11:49 PM
You see that smile that one guy has? That's willful spreading of aids sir with no conscience towards the possible repercussions! House's work is for naught!
http://www.msf.org/source/countries/africa/southafrica/2002/mandela/10323.jpg
And then before you know it... zombie virus brought on by the very corporations that are supposed to be providing drugs to doctors like House and scientists like Gordon Freeman being duped in development process! It's all just a game that you just can't beat!
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/zombieportrait.jpg
The sheer amount of website trash that ends up on once innocent virgin websites like 4chan is enough to make a mod as mighty as AJ's brain melt to a cinder.
http://yakusoku.pl/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/4chan-warning.jpg
FrankZ
04-17-2008, 4:44 AM
Stupidly connected E1 connections made the entire ORG Network Server to go hell. Thus deleting all your other posts. Bwahahahaha!!!11
http://www.snapstream.com/images/blog/DVD_Box_set/back_of_server.jpg
Fiendwurm
04-17-2008, 10:20 PM
...
Electrician to the rescue.
http://www.landlordexpert.co.uk/ddelectricalservices/images/electrician.jpg
some_person
04-17-2008, 11:55 PM
Out for lunch.
FrankZ
04-18-2008, 3:41 AM
You were supposed to contradict the previous post with a picture. >.>
Anyways:
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/en/doc/2003-08/08/xin_b913622bc97911d7b21c0001030784d9_poison1.jpg
Nyahahaha! Food poisoning to the rescue! (Ironic, isn't it?)
Fiendwurm
04-21-2008, 8:40 PM
http://www.torch.aetc.af.mil/shared/media/ggallery/hires/AFG-070503-014.jpg
FrankZ
04-24-2008, 5:47 AM
A burning pile of drugs:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42425000/jpg/_42425522_ap_drugs416.jpg
NoobOfLore
07-02-2008, 10:05 PM
He's about to put out the fire.
Muahaha I have resurrected the long lost game.
Biohazard
07-02-2008, 11:05 PM
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1623784.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A622F321C91D882772 9930FDCFC4C15FBB
apostolos
07-04-2008, 9:53 AM
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1623784.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A622F321C91D882772 9930FDCFC4C15FBB
What the heck?I don't see a thing.
LDawgg
07-05-2008, 5:33 PM
I mows down your petty strike
http://hurtlockerinc.com/images/MINIGUN-TURRET.jpg
some_person
07-13-2008, 2:15 AM
Sorry about my previous post, the link expired. Replaced it with another one though.
Iron man to the rescue!?
Jimmy_the_saint
07-13-2008, 7:07 AM
HAHAHAHAH pwned, better technology, and iron man isn't even in a trilogy yet.
Are you kidding? Iron Man would own the crap out of Master-Chief, even in the film, at his lowest level of technology, he's capable of unaided flight, able to outmanoeuvre FIGHTER JETS and blowing up tanks with a rocket that comes out of his lower arm. That's BABY level Iron Man, and you only see it in the TRAILER. What can MC do? Jump a little higher.
However, I'll bite:
http://www.filmpeek.net/images/aliens-predator-requiem12.jpg
Yeah, good luck...
NoobOfLore
07-14-2008, 12:44 AM
Game Over.
DarkMirror
07-14-2008, 2:41 AM
And it comes full circle once more.
NoobOfLore
07-14-2008, 2:59 AM
http://www.mi.sanu.ac.yu/vismath/reza/26snaket.gif
Circles aren't particularly good.
Jaxander
08-03-2008, 12:38 AM
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk170/Jaxander/mongoose.jpg?t=1217738270
Snake!
Nomnomnomnom...
NoobOfLore
08-04-2008, 1:29 AM
http://www.ellenscrochet.com/assets/images/long_fun_fur_scarf.jpg
Owned.
Observer
08-16-2008, 12:46 AM
Err, what is that? Must be some sort of scarf...
Ah, you won't need that in the desert..http://weathersavvy.com/desert1_OPT.jpg
Kawagata
08-16-2008, 12:48 AM
http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/articles/wow/local-flood.jpg
Not so flash but Flood
Observer
08-16-2008, 12:52 AM
Hmm... seems like Kawagata is competing with me for some reason.http://stephenrees.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lock-blocks-and-sand-bags-new-westminster-2007_0522.jpg
Don't know what they're called, so then I name them Anti-Flood measures!
NoobOfLore
08-16-2008, 1:51 PM
Sand bags, my friend? Let's tear those open...http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/38435/6h/www.improvementscatalog.com/images/en_US/local/products/248x/290204zz.jpg
Kawagata
08-16-2008, 11:28 PM
http://www.creativityinstitute.com/images/CFtoddlers72.jpg
Sandboxes are ruined when toddlers pee or poop in them and you know it
Observer
08-17-2008, 3:10 AM
Sorry...
http://reflectionsofamirror.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/disposable_baby_diaper.jpg
Is this better?
Fiendwurm
08-19-2008, 10:39 PM
http://www.betterlifestylesinc.com/images/pictures/HomeToiletImage2.jpg
Potty training, GET IT
Jaxander
08-20-2008, 12:51 AM
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2130830/How-UrbanLegend-main_Full.jpg
Ah! A reason to stay away from the toilet!
http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/crocodile-hunter-irwin5.jpg
G'day mate! i beat your croc
Fiendwurm
08-27-2008, 7:31 PM
http://leisureguy.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/stingray_big.jpg
"Oh shit me too?"
NoobOfLore
08-27-2008, 9:01 PM
http://www.arkeis.com/images/pokemonfactory/mantine.png
Muahahahaha! Pokemon has forever ruined the reputation of this once noble creature!
Redhead267
08-28-2008, 7:27 PM
http://persistentillusion.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/chuck_norris.jpg
Chuck Norris pwns all.
NoobOfLore
08-29-2008, 5:56 PM
Not Spock,
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/08/spock_3.jpg
The Rock,
http://www.flickscribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/the-rock-01.jpg
Doc Ock,
http://artificialhabitat.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/octarm-doc-ock.jpg
and Hulk Hogan!
http://www.staralicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hulkhogan-sued.jpg
They all came out of nowhere, lightning fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy ass.
Fiendwurm
08-29-2008, 10:35 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n22/fourdots1962/finger.jpg
that problems taken are of,
NoobOfLore
08-30-2008, 12:32 AM
we should put in the rules "NO MOAR NOOKS!"
http://www.urbanarepublic.info/no_nukes.gif
some_person
08-31-2008, 2:23 PM
Who needs rules when we've got anarchy . . . right?
Redhead267
09-02-2008, 11:00 AM
Uh oh, doesn't look like the people are to happy with the new government.
http://www.dailyhun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/huns_riot.jpg
Vezer
09-05-2008, 11:17 AM
http://theworstpageintheuniverse.com/images/civilyellow_small1.jpg
Now on T-shirts!
Fiendwurm
09-08-2008, 9:03 PM
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~jpgreene/shirtless.JPG
WE DON'T NEED SHIRTS!
Jaxander
12-02-2008, 8:39 PM
http://www.mscasey.com/My%20Pictures/Sunburn/hetrick_sunburn.jpg
Bet you wish you had them shirts now, you burnt shirtless mess!
W00t! Bringing it back, Jax style.
ForTheSwarm
12-02-2008, 8:51 PM
Should've used some sunscreen. SPF 100 to be exact.
http://www.baotramcosmetics.com/store/images/SPF100.gif
does sunscreen work here?
don't think so
smasher25
12-04-2008, 12:16 AM
http://www.freewebs.com/vegetafansite/finalflash.jpg
SSJ Vegeta's final flash blows up restaruant.
Dem0nS1ayer
12-06-2008, 2:13 PM
http://i437.photobucket.com/albums/qq91/Rawr_Im1337/goku.jpg
Goku's spirit bomb blows up Vegeta.
http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff343/LordJiro/SpyBackstab.jpg
obviously, you just got backstabbed by a spy ;)
aleph20
12-08-2008, 4:50 AM
The spy becomes mad when he sees this guy.
http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/Images/Funny_Animations/images/37FUNNY.gif
NoobOfLore
12-10-2008, 6:29 PM
http://practicinglawsucks.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/18/saying_no_2.jpg
I won't.
HOW DOES HE/SHE STAND!
Jaxander
12-13-2008, 3:07 PM
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/bitch-slap_1130536521.jpg
The Bitch-Slap: An ever-useful counter to people who say "NO!"
aleph20
12-13-2008, 7:12 PM
The Bitch-Slap: An ever-useful counter to people who say "NO!"
Remove it or the cat will die. :mad:
The defenseless cat threat: An ever-useful counter to EVERYTHING. (Unless, of course, you want the cat to die...)
http://www.rofl.name/owned/owned_cat_gun.jpg
I think the beer beat you to it...
Overdrive
12-28-2008, 4:07 AM
http://www.arkive.org/media/1B8C76F3-E0D8-411C-8735-EC5AB5E3413F/Presentation.Large/photo.jpg
Wood ants need protein and decide to eat the cat.
ForTheSwarm
12-28-2008, 8:20 AM
http://www.geocities.com/shadowsoftherainforest/GiantAnteater.gif
ANTEATER POWER!
Overdrive
12-28-2008, 8:43 AM
http://www.topnews.in/health/files/cancer-cells1.jpg
Cancer infects the anteater. Simple as that.
ForTheSwarm
12-28-2008, 8:57 AM
Cancer isn't infectious. :chair:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/3b/300px-Classic_time_bomb.jpg
Either way, my bomb destroys the cancer.
Overdrive
12-28-2008, 9:01 AM
http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/utah/images/s/utah-hunting.jpg
*Watches as hunter guy shoots the wrong animal*
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