Contain/Beat/Destroy

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.maxmoto.co.uk/images/Aprilia%20Mini%20Motorbike.jpg

Fleeing with a bike defeats big bullets.

[DarkMirror]

how did this get off track? None of these defeat teen vandalisim.

[raidmax]

http://www.psni.police.uk/launcher.jpg
RPG>>>>motor bike. 'Nuff said

[IrishDutchman]

how did this get off track? None of these defeat teen vandalisim.

Well, boo hoo. Does it matter much? it's just a game.

BTW, Raidmax, I meant getting the feck outta there so they can't shoot you, but whatever. ^.^

You see, darkmirror, instead of denying raidmax's post and waiting for someone to counter mine, I just let it go on. Who cares?

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:RhJM7hcIvB2i6M:http://www.bluesfear.com/images/tutorials/jedi_final.jpg

A lightsaber would easily defeat any hand-held weapon.

[Kingscrab]

Uh-oh. Dead battery. No juice, no saber.

[Case_in_point]

http://img.tfd.com/dict/110/767580-solar-power.jpg

Solar power beats batteries.

[raidmax]

What if its night? And you solar batteries wont charge?
http://www.nitro-pak.com/images/wind-n-go-led2-200x200.jpg
manual power is (almost) always reliable!

[claus]

http://www.adlermediatv.com/Martywebsite.jpg
No hands can't crank lever
Beaten

[U-238]

http://a.abclocal.go.com/images/wls_072905_mechanical_arm.jpg

Mech arm's ftw!

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:TBND5hrn7y_5PM:http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/d/darth.jpg

A mechanical body >>> mechanical arm. :)

[DBCooper]

Mechanical being>mechanical body

http://www.top10spielzeug.de/top10/downloads/robosapien.JPG

[Protoss_Honor]

http://weaponsfactory.planetquake.gamespy.com/Quake3/shots/weapons/emp.jpg


EMP disables Mechanical body

[DarkMirror]

Truck with EMJP shielding beats EMP pulse.
http://www.army-technology.com/contractor_images/fokkers/fokker1.jpg

[DBCooper]

IED destroys truck.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/intro/images/ied-cutout01.jpg

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:XZObcxmyeWilOM:http://www.geocities.com/nick_daring/thermdet2.jpg

Thermal Detonators do a lot more damage, and are considerably more portable.

[DBCooper]

Rocket whores outclass thermal detonators

http://battlefront.imro.pl/armie_bf1/pic/cis_assault.jpg

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.ewanmcgregoronline.com/Images_promo_pics/Star_Wars/the%20jedi%20knights.jpg

I don't care what everybody says, jedi are made for the purpose of killing robots.

[Ktan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/48/Movie_bg9.jpg/320px-Movie_bg9.jpg

And Sith are made for the purpose of killing Jedi

[CrazyTom]

http://static.flickr.com/9/86140028_c9a52f6622_m.jpg

Sith fall down a reactor shaft.

[bobboy]

http://www.battle.net/images/battle/scc/PICS/main.jpg

Donut of death kills SCV building the reactor shaft

[Yoda]

http://www.galacticbattles.com/naboo/units/air/air_cruiser.jpg

An Air Cruiser destroys those flimsy Starcraft units

[U-238]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/cruise-missile-intro.jpg

Missle >>>>>>> Air Cruiser

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:5UHVobedvF84IM:http://www.sosialistiliitto.org/kuvat/esf/lauantai_cnd.JPG

[HyperDemonic]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:5UHVobedvF84IM:http://www.sosialistiliitto.org/kuvat/esf/lauantai_cnd.JPG
hows that missile nuclear?

[Tharisfal]

Tomahawks employ different warheads. That doesn't mean that every Tomahawk has a nuclear warhead though.

[bobboy]

We get the point that it is trying to win >.> play along.
http://www.snowboard-mag.com/img_assist/gen/13309

Riot police PWNS hippie riot.

[TheNewMoo]

http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/tau/painting/Tau_army_1a.htm
(http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/tau/painting/Tau_army_1a.htm)
tau from year 40k pwn riot police

[bobboy]

Game cancellation (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/starcraft/starcraft-ghost-cancelled-169957.php)

Game cancellation (sorry if i misspelled that) prevents warhammer 40k from every happening

[U-238]

They cancel ghost because they're making SC:2 (one can always dream :P)

[Ktan]

http://www.simplifiedsigns.org/awake.jpg

If you are awake, you cannot dream

[Tharisfal]

http://www.drmcdougall.com/misc/2005nl/oct/pills2opti.jpg
Sleeping Pills

[Biohazard]

http://www.24dr.com/reference/pictures/70.jpg

Stomach pumping before the pills are dissolved...though I'd rather just go to bed...

[claus]

I'll take the easy way if I may.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/volcano/images/anat_lava.jpg

Destroyed

The Stomach pump machine that is. Sorry about double post wasn't paying attention.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Sorry i dont have a picture but liquid nitrogen falls from the sky. PWNED

[Yoda]

A super powerful atmosphere (i.e. better than the one pictured) would "contain" liquid nitrogen from space.

[bobboy]

http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/hemp/general/thc.gif

Hippies over-use of marijuana breaks down the atmosphere

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Police beat them crack smokin hippies

[own3d0406]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/scrp/1054~Al-Capone-Posters.jpg

Police corruption FTW!

[Biohazard]

http://www.tommygunsgarage.com/images/default/cappy2.JPG

The Tommy Gun, the bane of all mobsters!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Corked your gun right in the.......barrel. i wonder what you guys where thinking.

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:yyIA2EZQIz6tlM:http://www.talkingpix.co.uk/James%2520Bond%2520Poster%2520Book%2520comp.jpg

James Bond has the strange ability to defeat any enemy regardless of any weapon they might have. Ranging from steel hats to "tommy guns."

[Jimmy_the_saint]

http://umsis.miami.edu/~eberman/Page%205_files/Kitty%20Sniper.jpgRoof top sniper

[claus]

http://asms.k12.ar.us/classes/humanities/amstud/97-98/helicptr/COBRAR.JPG
Beaten

[Biohazard]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2a/175px-HeatVision.jpg

Heat vision makes chopper go BOOM BOOM!

[raidmax]

http://www.3dkingdom.org/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/asdf/thumb/kryptonite.jpg

cryptonite. 'nuff said.

[bobboy]

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/0/2/4/4/754420_356x237.jpg
Big Boi made the song Kryptonite (I be on it) Owned.. literally.

[Biohazard]

http://www.delta.ro/beatles/imag/beatles4.jpg

Real music clearly is better than rap.

(btw Jimmy, you gotta post a picture =P)

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:u_ypk6UOxMBwoM:http://classroom.psu.ac.th/users/wkomson/data/western-musuc/Chapter5/Pic/Classical%2520orchestra.jpg

Real music is clearly much better than the Beatles.

[Ktan]

http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/piper.jpg

No True Scotsman Fallacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman) pwns your opinions.

[bobboy]

http://www.hiphopclothingshop.com/hip_hop_pants/pants/pants_timberland_small_80259420_$59.50.JPG

Pants. Not a true Scotman anymore, are you?

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:7vEoTbHaVnciEM:http://www.rpgamer.com/games/other/pc/swonline/art/swonline007.jpg

Darth Vader's suit is a lot "cooler" than any pair of pants.

[bobboy]

http://www.4halloweencostumes.com/images/11609.jpg

Star wars fans (at conventions) convince Darth Vader that he is leading an army of people who have no life (he assumes). He then kills himself. O.o

[Jimmy_the_saint]

(no pic soz) All the high school kill the nerd at those conventions.

[Ktan]

http://www.pod.usace.army.mil/images/PX-BG_Peabody-Flat-8x10.jpg

Army pwns school kids.

[U-238]

http://www.worldwar2aces.com/tiger-tank/ferdinand.jpg

armOR > armY

[claus]

http://www.kmike.com/KWjpg/45mmAT.jpg

Anti tank Beaten.

[raidmax]

http://politicalbetting.com/upload/US%20bombers.jpg
Anit-anti-tank.:P

[Tech]

http://www.spacewar.com/images/f-22a-raptor-air-to-air-missile-bg.jpg

Anti-anti-anti-tank.

[Infested_Zeratul]

http://www.stormwave.ru/Art/d_turret.jpg
anti-air pwn3r v2.1

GG :P

[Tech]

http://www.spacewar.com/images/f-22a-raptor-air-to-air-missile-bg.jpg

Stealth beats Surface to Air Missiles

[Yoda]

Cloaked wraiths can't be detected by that machine.

[Infested_Zeratul]

http://homepage.mac.com/jonaswaage/.Pictures/observer2.jpg
observer armed with stasis field
http://homepage3.nifty.com/espomax/starcraft/stasis_field.gif

contained :)

[Biohazard]

It's actually the arbiters with the stasis field, but hey w/e

http://moddb.com/images/cache/mods/15/1530/gallery/thumb_15753.jpg

Photon Cannons pwnzor the weak observer!

[Tech]

http://scg.blizzard-rus.ru/images/vehicles/siegetank.jpg

Siege tank destroys Photon Cannons

[DBCooper]

Gigantic ling army destroys all, even possibly Chuck Norris!

(couldn't find a picture and I'm too lazy to make one myself so here yeh go)

http://www.warbucket.com/dump/news/dv/zergling.jpg

[Yoda]

Archimonde, who can only be touched by "chaos attacks", would easily defeat that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Archimonde2.jpg

[Ktan]

OMG! Warning, Spoiler for WC III!

http://aquat1.ifas.ufl.edu/camph8rw.jpg

Yaha, but Archimonde got owned by a tree.

[Tech]

http://haburgate.blogsome.com/images/Lumberjack.jpg

But this dude can destroy any tree.

[Infested_Zeratul]

http://www.bigskyassociation.org/Hurricane%20Katrina%20Tues%2013%20Sept%202005%2010 55.jpg
Goodbye all trees and all your tree cutter buddies, this is my sis, katrina

[U-238]

http://www.army.mil/katrina/highres/1227697.jpg

Relief efforts ftw!

[own3d0406]

http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/cartoons/fema.jpg

[Infested_Zeratul]

what is that oO

[U-238]

yea it doesn't count if you can't see the pic. :P

[own3d0406]

What the fuck? Where did my picture go?
Whatever:

http://lawanddisorder.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/Bush%20Fema%20Photo%201.jpg

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:YTqosWi-lT43CM:http://www.muzix.org/images/hlary.jpg

Hilary Clinton forces Bush out of office. (I hope not...!) ;)

[claus]

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/733/733985/assassins-creed--20060921105330961.jpg
Assassin can deal with her.

[Yoda]

The Red Guards are much better bodyguards - they were fit for the Emperor, and were highly trained in the ways of the force.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Pwn3d!!!!!!!!!!

[iHawk]

http://www.shoaheducation.com/spearofdestiny.jpg Spear of Longinvus > Dragons

[PC1210]

http://www.kitbashers.com/images/reviewimages/cap3.jpg

Inpenetrable Shield > Any Spear

[claus]

http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/FrankStrysik/2004-05-16_170508_redskull.jpg
Owned Captain America.

[iHawk]

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/posters/ironman/ironman2_large.gif
Ironman is obviously more badass then Red Skull. Thus; BEATEN!

[claus]

http://www.myfourthirds.com/files/0663/pc040324-rust-2.jpg
IRONman? Meet rust.

[PC1210]

Rust? Meet a much faster form of oxidation.

Explosion.

http://www.dirtball.4t.com/explosion.jpg

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:ldmSTTrCcypNfM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Nuclear_fireball.jpg/250px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg

Nuclear explosions are super-powerful

[own3d0406]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:ldmSTTrCcypNfM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Nuclear_fireball.jpg/250px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg

Nuclear explosions are super-powerful

Your nuke has been pwnt.

http://www.beo.ie/2005-01/George%20Bush.jpg

[Dusty]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg/240px-Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg


Donkey kicks the shit out of Bush.

[iHawk]

http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/images/asstoosmall.jpg
I'm sorry but your ass is obviously too small

[claus]

http://www.usmcpress.com/hpimages/1960svietnam/past08.jpg
That's big enough to lift it.

[PC1210]

You go boom.

http://rose0.kyungpook.ac.kr/~z9703404/photo/plane/F-18_02.jpg

[Tech]

You do too.

http://www.spacewar.com/images/f-22a-raptor-air-to-air-missile-bg.jpg

Yes I know I like this picture too much.

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.infosun.fmi.uni-passau.de/br/lehrstuhl/Sommercamp/virtualworld/2005/galerie/borg_cube.png
Borg Cube pwns anything we have today.

[Tech]

http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/1/1a/Species8472frontview.jpg

The Borg are pitiful compared to Species 8472

[Yoda]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:6MzXMJBllD44pM:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Zerg_portrait.jpg

The Zerg Hydralisks are probably stronger

[Tharisfal]

Adrian Shepard > Any alien. Plus he's got a kickass mask.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Shephard.jpg

[Dusty]

http://www.smtechnologie.com/logitheque/uploads/photos/1483.jpg

Dun NUNUNU Can't touch this.

[PC1210]

Overmind > Kerrigan

http://thor.prohosting.com/~fwiffo/Starcraft/overmind.GIF

Boo Yah! :P

[Protoss_Honor]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/27/Tassadar-final-moment.png/300px-Tassadar-final-moment.pngTassadar sacrifices himself to destroy the Overmind.

[raidmax]

Another overmind grows, and tassadar dies.:P
http://www.project-ekas.de/images/gifs/not%20animated/zerg/overmind.gif

[Protogod]

http://members.aol.com/lokian1/UED.gif
UED captures and contains the overmind using "powerful seditives and highly trained psychics to pacify the beast"

[claus]

http://www.vincelocke.com/demon-zombie.jpg
Zombie horde owns pittyful humans.

[Yoda]

http://www.runecrypt.com/images/reports/magic/crumbleundead_4.bmp

The Runescape Spell, "crumble undead," pawns skeletons, ghosts, shades and zombies.

[Fred1000000]

http://www.gameshaper.net/kyonoki/images/god.jpg
God destroys Runescape.

[claus]

I thought we weren't getting into God or heaven. Oh well I'll continue on from Runescape.
http://www.unc.edu/courses/2005spring/law/357c/001/projects/stroxler/Computer%20on%20Fire.jpg
Can't play Runescape without a computer.

[Yoda]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:KWLDQje4f3Sh7M:http://www.fire.london.ca/images/extinguisher.gif

The Fire Extinguisher removes the fire (although the computer will still be perma-damaged, lol). :)

[Ktan]

http://ren-archive.com/assets/nodchemwarrior.png
http://www.cncworld.org/games/tiberiandawn/units/e5icnh.gif

Your puny Extinguisher can do nothing against Tiberium Gas. ^^

[Dusty]

http://www.cnchq.de/images/content/cnchq_ren_units_gdi/Havok.jpg

[raidmax]

http://imperial.boinaslava.net/wh40k/wa/vindicare.jpg
one shot kill> Havoc

[Dusty]

http://images.ea.com/eagames/official/cc_firstdecade/Mammoth/GDI_MammothTank.jpg
GG NOOB NO RE!!

[Ktan]

http://www.geocities.com/battyboy20012000/index_files/image008.jpg
My guns are bigger than yours.

[Dusty]

http://starknights.com/img/shipBattleCruiser.gif

Orbital bombardment FTW

[Protogod]

http://www.nobell.org/~gjm/nobell/images/sw02.jpg

You cant bombard a planet if I blow the whole thing up first!

[iHawk]

http://www.observer.hu/SW/urhajok/x-wing.jpg
kekekekekekekekekeke, the neighbourhood hooligans (or rebel scum if you prefer) blew up your Death Star

[Tharisfal]

The Bentusi Super Ion Acolytes are superior. (10 can take down a mothership)
http://shipyards.relicnews.com/bentusi/images/super_acolyte1.jpg

[Biohazard]

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Fanfic/Conquest/Advance.jpg

Yes but can they destroy the entire Imperial Fleet?

[raidmax]

Maybe a few super acolytes cant take down that big of a fleet, but the bentusi mothership can easily pwn any ship.
http://forums.relicnews.com/images/avatars/Bentusi.-Render.jpg

[Dusty]

http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/scans/factfiles/mawasi-voyager.jpg

Federation Might!

[claus]

http://www.lcarscom.net/fsd/art/images/dbtc-3.jpg
Borg Cube own Fed.

[iHawk]

http://www.michel-groteclaes.net/wikiwiki/bilder/prometheus5.jpg Prometheus was designed to beat Cubes ^,^

[Yoda]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:VjTPwIFkH8cEVM:http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/66/300px-SW_Executor_01.jpg

Darth Vader's flagship, the Super Star Destroyer Executor, would defeat that.

[Protogod]

http://www.starshipmodeler.com/starwars/md_A-wing_01.jpg

but it died when an A-Wing crashed into it

[claus]

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Beam/Turbolaser.jpg
I'm going out on a limb here, but I think this could take an A-wing.

[Yoda]

No, Protogod. You appear to know nothing about Star Wars....

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:eAs9mrL9HI3o4M:http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/star%2520wars%2520falcon%2520code%25203.jpg

The Falcon would easily defeat an A-wing (btw, claus, I can't see the picture!)

[Ktan]

http://www.starwarscutscenes.com/episode4/images/Ben_tractor_beam_large.jpg

Oh NOES! A Tractor Beam Generator!

(massive clue in the picture. Try to be clever and avoid it :P)

[Protogod]

proton torpedoes PWN
http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/b/b5/Thermal_exhaust.jpg/200px-Thermal_exhaust.jpg

[claus]

Oh sorry bout that pic.
http://www.2blowhards.com/archives/Maginot%20cutaway%20--%20NYT%20imaginary%20-%202.jpg
proton topedoes ca't penetrate that far underground.

[DBCooper]

Dirt contains your underground base

http://homepage.mac.com/sjphotog/valley-portfolio/pictures/foggy%20dirt.jpg

[claus]

http://www.nina-jaeger.de/wordpress/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/jarofdirt2.jpg
Jar contains dirt.

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Stormtrooper-blaster-l.jpg
Blaster destroys Jar and dirt. HA! (if anyone cannot find something to beat this, you are a/all pathetic idiot(s))

[claus]

Probably not what you were thinking about, but it is harder.
http://www.edharriss.com/xsi/5point0_images/fantastic_four.jpg
Force field blocks blaster. Does that count as beat?

[Protoss_Honor]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/crimsongryphon/turbolaser.jpgI don't care how powerful she is, she cannot possibly withstand a Turbolaser battery. Destroyed!

[Ktan]

http://uk.games-workshop.com/necrons/designers-notes/images/wraith.jpg

Try hitting something that's not in phase. 3+ Invulnerable Save ftw! :P

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.starbronze.com/images/701bg.gif

:smirk:

[Dusty]

http://www.mil.fi/maavoimat/kalustoesittely/pics/sivu045.jpg

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.the-junkyard.net/images/weapons/halo2/w_plasmarifle.jpgMy plasma rifle beat your machine gun.

[claus]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/505/plasma20grenadexh8.jpg
Stuck. (By the way it's a plasma grenade.)

[Biohazard]

http://img145.exs.cx/img145/5821/overshield1wj.jpg

I'm pretty sure getting stuck with an overshield on won't kill you o0

[Ktan]

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-1828788829896_1909_215391784

Oh noes! Packaging! (Contained)

[Dusty]

http://www.sportsbikerider.com/useruploads/medium/SBR42_my%20flame%20thrower.jpg

Melt the plastic!

[claus]

http://www.pirateplanet.com/Toronto_Niagra/Niagra_Canadian_Falls_2.jpg
Fire put out.

[Tech]

http://www.wnfm.com/Hoover%20Dam%20pics/2a.jpg
Contained

[Protoss_Honor]

EDIT: Crap, two posts before mine. I hate you guys. :P

http://bh.knu.ac.kr/~sdsong/images/Atomic%20Bomb.gif
HA! MY big ol' freakin huge bomb blows a hole in your Dam!
Destroyed!

[claus]

Ahh so I am.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/superman-5/superman-5-movie.jpg
There. No mere nuke can hurt him.

[Protoss_Honor]

Thank you Claus


http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1055868/2/istockphoto_1055868_kryptonite.jpgOH NO! Krytonite! Now Superman is just NormalMan. Beat!

[claus]

http://www.mertonchapel.org.uk/images/people_big.jpg
Kryptonite is harmless to regular humans.

[Tech]

http://militarystencils.com/images/Additionalitems/elarsen_50Cal_Ammo.jpg

Humans are harmless to .50 cal bullets

[claus]

ahahaha that was great man.
http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/lt-horse-pics/qmi-apc.jpg
Apc blocks 50 cal.

[Protoss_Honor]

CURSE YOU CLAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You stole my tank idea! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR RRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/photos/missile.jpgAnti-tank missiles FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Can we use smaller pics? or at least make them smaller using a paint program or something? Claus' water pic and Tech's dam pic are making my browser go insanely slow. I know, P_H needs a better browser. I know that. But can't we make a limit or something? Please? I mean, two insanely huge pics one right after the other, it is enough to break my internet connection. :P

[claus]

Yeah ok not a problem I'll keep my pics no bigger then the Apc one ok.
http://treyjackson.typepad.com/junction/images/dsc_3100_1.jpg
Aegis Missile Interception system.

[Protoss_Honor]

The APC pic is fine, I think I may have even put pics bigger than that, but just nothing like that water pic. That was so big it was scary. :o



http://threadbox.net/files/blogpics/open-computer.pngIf the computer controlling the anti-missile system breaks, it won't work.

Would that be labeled under Beat, or Destroyed?

[Tech]

http://www.marconero.com/prova/Casting/EA52CD10-0037-11DB-B830-000D933546B6_files/1the_geek_squad-filtered.jpg

These guys will fix it.

[claus]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Alexis_Amore.jpg/250px-Alexis_Amore.jpg
Geeks fear the other sex.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Not if the nerds cant see the chick

[Tech]

That's just wrong, I expected that, but I didn't realize how hard it would be to find something to counter that without getting in trouble by the feminist police.

http://www.chocolate-canada.com/images/chocolatebox_outline.gif

A box of chocolates will pacify any woman, even a nerd had a chance with a woman like that if he's got a box of chocolates in hand.

[kongurous]

http://www.huey.org/img89.gif

Kill it with fire.

[Bobbydeath]

http://www.free-pictures-photos.com/water/water-jxz6.jpg

Water puts it out.

[iHawk]

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! Rince, Repeat and be Redundant! :D
http://www.juggle.org/gallery/albums/AJA-meeting-6-29-04/DSC_0012_JPG.jpg
Thirsty Middle Aged man drinks all your water!

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.emedicine.com/radio/images/97199719ET_6.jpgAn esophageal tear means you can't drink anything.


Oh, and it also kills you. :P

[claus]

http://images.movie-gazette.com/albums/I/i-robot-1.jpg
No esophagi or what ever.

[Protoss_Honor]

I do believe that from the way you phrased the sentence, the word is singular, not plural, so it is esophagus. Although esophagi is a proper plural form of the word.

HMMMMM....

http://www.geocities.com/steal_man1/computer_virus_1.gifComputer viruses attack your robot, and ruin it's programming.

[iHawk]

Virii you say?
http://backoffice.ajb.com.au/images/DynamicImages/Product/apple_imac_g5_lg.jpg
Get a Mac

[claus]

Shall we increase the challenge level?
http://www.theempire.com.au/images/2005-09-02/Thor%20Bowen%20Battle%20Armor%20Bust.jpg
Thor's hammer blows computer up with lightening.

[Tech]

http://gabi.utgjiu.ro/sg1/i/2/206_11.jpg

Thor's Hammer destroys Thor and his hammer. Stargate FTW.

[claus]

O.o
http://personal.inet.fi/viihde/sg1maailma/kuvat/rodut/replicators.jpg
Replicators FTW.

[Biohazard]

http://www.crownholdings.net/images/Arms/Protecta/strikr.jpg

Those individual little things get blown to pieces by this shotgun type thing!! Rawr!

[Protoss_Honor]

http://stargate.neoseeker.com/images/uploads/sixth_mini.jpg
Human-form replicators are impervious to pathetic human projectile firing weapons. Or something like that.:confused:

:P

[Tech]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Dakara_weapon.jpg

The Dakara Superweapon can destroy anything. Even replicators.

[claus]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/af/200px-Rising2759.jpg
Drone peirces sheild just like with anubis.
Heh I missed the name in the episode.

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.nobell.org/~gjm/nobell/images/sw02.jpgDeath Star 2 with shields, pwns your one tiny drone. :P

What ever it's called makes all replicators fall apart even humans.Replicator Disruptor. Hello! SG-1 101 dude.


Sorry I took so long, I could think of what to put.

[Tech]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/An_ewok.jpg

A bunch of Ewoks helped destroy that, how pathetic.

[Protoss_Honor]

Doesn't that only disrupt them? The Dakara weapon reduces them to their basic materials, effectively destroying them. At least that's what I thought. I'm a little rusty on my SG-1 though.I posted a pic my firend, you may go.

[claus]

Lol all I know is the drones owned anubis and his fleet with their sheilds and all.
http://www.resindog.com/resindog/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/InspiredPIcs/galactus.jpg
Galactus destroyer of worlds know no equal.

[Tech]

http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/profiles/graphics/ultimatenul.gif

He knows no equal, but this little thing is superior and can destroy him. The Ultimate Nullifier.

[claus]

http://es.stargate.wikia.com/images/thumb/8/8c/Epiphany715.jpg/180px-Epiphany715.jpg
Can't nullify things not in this reality. Hence the ascended beings.

[claus]

What the hell was that post that was pure spam so don't ruin this thread with crap like that. Thank you.

Do I need to counter my own picture?

[Bobbydeath]

http://www.davedorman.com/i/art/micronauts/pallisaides/Time%20Traveler.jpg

A time traveler can get those beings.

[claus]

Couldn't find a picture. If you can find one please send it to me.

Broken Time machine strands Time traveler.

Hmmm is that unbeatable? If so some one start it over. I like this game lol.

[Protoss_Honor]

How is it unbeatable claus? there are thousands of things that beat a borken time machine.

http://images.postcards.net/vp/tools.jpg
Time Traveler uses tools to fix his time machine. (what kind of Time traveler doesn't at least carry some basic tools to fix problems? Besides the ones in TV and the movies and stuff.)

[Ktan]

http://www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/3690668SPA66UC304154X.jpg

Sonic Screwdriver >>>> Any other tool.

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.memory-alpha.org/en/images/6/66/Trip_drops_a_hyper_spanner.jpgA Hyperspanner is way, way, way better than your sonic screwdriver. :P

[claus]

http://www.thepunisher.com/past_news/february_2004/wolverine-punisher3.jpg
Wolverine can carve that little machine up.

[Yoda]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:_nCZS-_m6fhiJM:http://venture.mancubus.net/img/notes/magneto.jpg

"I didn't come here to fight you."
"Smart boy."

[claus]

http://jkmoore.ath.cx/weblog/images/plastic_house.jpg
Can't bend plastic.

[Biohazard]

http://www.therandommuse.com/photos/clips/plastic2.jpg

http://microwave.gotovim.ru/pics/microvawe.jpg

Microwave melts plastic!

[Yoda]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Dz8T5xA6f5RwdM:http://www.extrel.com/cms/program/image/Blast%2520Furnace%2520low%2520res.jpg

A furnace is clearly more powerful than a microwave

[claus]

http://astrogeology.usgs.gov/assets/topics/sun.jpg
THE SUN!!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

The moon(and therefore nighttime) pwns your silly little sun. Sorry couldnt find a picture(use your imagination)

[Yoda]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Tu8pAanvUsafxM:http://www.roadsquadron.com/Reference/ANH/DS/DS1_01.jpg

"That's no moon."

[Zergratul]

A simple laser brust in the gun destroys your star destroier(forgot how it's called)

[Yoda]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ic2ig8GK7jsH_M:http://premium1.uploadit.org/MaxOutrider/ShipImages/TIE-Advanced-x1.jpg

Darth Vader's TIE Advance would defeat any snubfighter in a 1v1 match, including Luke's Xwing.

[Ktan]

http://www.funatelier.com/images/gallery/Thunderhawk%201.jpg

Can you say Space Marines with a Thuderhawk?

[IrishDutchman]

First: You have to post a picture, you buttholes!

Second: Knock it off with the death star and all that other Star Wars crap, it's seriously been done about 5 times in this thread.

Third: Claus, that has got to be the ugliest wolverine pic I've ever seen. :P

http://www.homaxproducts.com/products/surfaceprep/09/images/0101_prodimg1.jpg

Once again, paint remover takes care of WH40K figurines.

[Biohazard]

http://www.firekills.gov.uk/juniors/matches/images/matches.gif

Paint remover go...BOOOOOM!!1!1!!!

[claus]

First: You have to post a picture, you buttholes!

Second: Knock it off with the death star and all that other Star Wars crap, it's seriously been done about 5 times in this thread.

Third: Claus, that has got to be the ugliest wolverine pic I've ever seen. :P

http://www.homaxproducts.com/products/surfaceprep/09/images/0101_prodimg1.jpg

Once again, paint remover takes care of WH40K figurines.

First read rules idiot it says you don't HAVE to have a picture. Second Star wars is awesome so screw you. Third wow you're an ass. Fourth http://www.netcubo.com/tutimages/lightsaber_final.jpg
Just to piss nastyape off. Lighsabre owns matches.
P.S. Sorry bout flame he deserved it.

[Dusty]

http://media.gamespy.com/columns/image/article/566/566654/top-10-first-person-melee-weapons-20041116034037743.jpg

1 hit kill byotch

[own3d0406]

No effect on the J man.
http://www.aciprensa.com/Banco/images/jesus.jpg

Claus, you don't have to be such an asshole.

[Yoda]

Um... it's kind of lame doing that.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:yAtCiZgwPGgt2M:http://www.christiananswers.net/gospel/adameve.jpg

Adam and Eve screw it up in the beginning, and thus require Jesus Christ to come and fix it....

[Zergratul]

The Almighty GOD has sent them off heaven,containing them
(imposible to have an image with GOD)

[own3d0406]

Um... it's kind of lame doing that.

What is?

[claus]

We're going back to Adam and Eve. I mean damn people do you read directions. It says in english NO HEAVEN or SATAN which includes god and jesus. And how am I an asshole by doing that? Just proving him wrong. So just play the game by the set rules.

For Owned: Hey all of this could have been avoided if you people wouldn't just start posting pictures without reading the rules. That's why they're there.

[own3d0406]

We're going back to Adam and Eve. I mean damn people do you read directions. It says in english NO HEAVEN or SATAN which includes god and jesus. And how am I an asshole by doing that? Just proving him wrong. So just play the game by the set rules.

Second Star wars is awesome so screw you. Third wow you're an ass.

I think this qualifies you as an asshole.

[Zergratul]

hey play game not war

[claus]

Fine. Buth go and read rules as in now.
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/usr/wbardwel/public/nfalist/aberdn27.jpg
No more Adam or Eve.

[Yoda]

Fine - let's make a new rule. If anything posts something Christianity-related, we just ignore it and counter whatever was posted before that. Ok?

I think this would counter an antique gun like that.

[IrishDutchman]

Star wars is awesome so screw you. Third wow you're an ass.

Well, opinions on SW vary, but that's not the point. What I'm trying to say is you guys are going in circles. Every once in a while someone pops out a wtfpwndeathstar to blow up shit. Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt. Let's get some more creative ideas.

Third wow you're an ass

Yes, resort to insults. Great strategy to prove your obvious superiority. :rolleyes:

Anyway, quicksand sinks your robot!
http://www.inspirationline.com/images/Quicksand.jpg

[claus]

Well if we didn't go in circles Nastyape then this game would be over quick. There have already been posts on everything from guns to space and blackholes. So if you find a way to keep this game going without mentioning anything we already have. Please share it with us. Nevermind about the spam stuff. NastyApe requested it be deleted.
P.S. The christian thing was already a rule.

http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/new_zealand_II/images/vine%20&%20tree.jpg
Pull yourself out with vine.

[IrishDutchman]

Well if we didn't go in circles Nastyape then this game would be over quick. There have already been posts on everything from guns to space and blackholes. So if you find a way to keep this game going without mentioning anything we already have. Please share it with us.

Of course, it's inevitable some things will be repeated. I'm merely suggesting to try find a different solution than all those death stars.
Here's an example:
When I first saw Yoda's robot, I considered posting an Ewok. However, it had already been used. Therefore, I decided to go for something else: quicksand.


As far as the insult between your obvious spam crap you can't say anything.

In fact, I don't really need to say anything, just quote the FAQ.


The definition of spam, according to the WB's faq:
Posts are considered as spam if they are regarded as not contributing anything to the thread or forum they are posted in. Spam posts are recognised as standing out as obviously having no thought put into them. Some examples of spam include:
One-liner replies (i.e. "G'day", "Hahaha", "I agree!")
Totally off-topic banter (i.e. "I like rice!" posted in a debate on abortion)

Why are you so severely pissed off? Stop being so hypersensitive, I hardly insulted you at all. My advice: Just drop it, you're not getting anywhere.

[Ktan]

All of you, stop bitching about what people have posted or their behavious, or this thread gets a lock.

[claus]

Alright alright I'll bury it. Sorry for the flames Nastyape I blame my bad day.

[Biohazard]

http://freemorpheus.altervista.org/immagini/machete.jpg

Machete pwns those puny little vines! Rawr!

[claus]

http://www.moosecreekforge.com/images/blacksmith%20promo%20photo%20%2095.jpg

Black Smith smelted down machete.

[Zergratul]

a litle water should do the trick

[Yoda]

Um... you're supposed to post a picture.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:7rgsR-HfsBqQOM:http://www.newton.dep.anl.gov/york/labshots/other/burner2.jpg

A bunsen burner could evaporate "a little water."

[claus]

Heh
http://archive.sclegacy.com/features/ghost/unit-firebat.jpg
Bigger fire.

[Yoda]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:9r1nyyc9zdl4kM:http://starcraft.strategy-gaming.com/sc/images/avatars/gallery/Avatars/overmind.gif

One Firebat would be insignificant against the Overmind

[claus]

http://www.blizzard.com/images/broodwar/heroes/zeratul/zeratul.jpg Dark Templar kills Overmind.

[Bobbydeath]

He ain't nothin' without the fancy blades. Contained. Sorry, claus, I think there was an error when I tried to upload it.

[claus]

Sorry can't see your picture. Could you maby explain what it is?

[Biohazard]

http://www.unreal-info.net/ut2004/images/lightninggun.jpg

Head Shot with a lightning gun makes your dark templars head explode!

[Yoda]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:hDJUBFKcuak4AM:http://home.mtholyoke.edu/~kaspella/xmenpictures/Flair_Storm.JPG

Storm is (probably) immune to lightning

[iHawk]

http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/seed-destiny/gfas-x1.jpg
Destroy Gundam is unneffected by forces of Weather (and is almost 60 meters tall ;) )

[claus]

http://deathscythe06.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/death_scythe.jpg
No match for DeathScythe Hell

[Yoda]

By using the "save picture as" option, the pictures will actually load.

[Ktan]

Haha, nice reply, shame I can't give you rep for it yet :D

http://www.bitsbytespixelssprites.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/n00b.gif

n00b can't follow simple instructions :/

[iHawk]

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/323/b/1/Haxx0r_the_l33t_robot_by_spooky_freaky_dave.jpg
a h4XXor can obviously beat a noob

[Tharisfal]

Haxxor meets Admin
http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/admin.jpg

[claus]

http://www.dataflo.net/images/pagemaster/duc2.gif
Admin can't work on dial up. Well not work well.

[own3d0406]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dsl-modem.jpg

DSL is 3.239747x10^367 faster.

[iHawk]

http://www.dow.com/zetabon/images/fo5.jpg
Fiber Optic Cables > DSL

[Tech]

http://www.gas-tec.com/images/JPEGs/twotorches.JPG

Pretty sure a cutting torch can get through that, steel armor and all.

[iHawk]

http://web.mit.edu/ashuang/www/bblog_images/laser-cutter-cutting-backplate-small.jpg
Laser Cutter > Cutting Torch

[Sirion]

http://download.planerd.net/download/bilder/3d/mirror.jpg

Mirrors > laser

[iHawk]

http://www.firesafetyusa.com/cart/images/sledge-hammer.jpg
Destroyed

[Sirion]

http://www.itz.net/images/feature/toolbox_c.jpg

Contained!

[Dusty]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/nuclear-bomb-test.jpg

Nuclear cannon! Destroyed.

[Tech]

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/18/fc/Glad_ForceFlex_Drawstring_Bags-resized200.jpg

Contained. According to these commercials these are pretty much the best shielding you can ever have.

[Dusty]

http://swarm.hlgaming.com/images/weapons/knife.jpg

Slash opened

[claus]

http://www.llerrah.com/images/large_rock_in_grass_lg_clr_me.gif Broken.

[Tech]

http://www.gamleys.co.uk/images/klein_jackhammer.jpg

Broken

[Biohazard]

http://www.socialistworker.co.uk/chimage.php?image=2006/1990/wembley.jpg

Construction worker strike means no construction workers to use the jack hammer.

[Tech]

http://www.hanger81.co.uk/bails/Pics/Scab.h2.jpg

Scabs come in to work in place of the strikers. Wait, that's the wrong kind of scab isn't it.

[iHawk]

http://www.halloweencostumeworld.com/images/Adult%20sexy/Nurse%2009012%20Party%20Time%20Nurse.jpg
Concider your injuries contained!

[Biohazard]

http://www.3form.net/upload/doctors.jpg

Doctors can order nurses around...I think o0

[claus]

http://case.oncle-tom.net/images/Jeux-video/Phoenix-wright/Phoenix-wright-ryuichi.jpg

Lawsuit!

[Tech]

http://www.defensetech.org/images/straight%20jacket.jpg

Insanity defense!

[iHawk]

http://www.the-funneled-web.com/images/Lucy%20the%20psychiatrist.gif
You've been cured!

[Tech]

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/2229/greatpumpkinik3.png

The great pumpkin eats her after she gives him bad advice.

[Tharisfal]

Reality check ahead.

http://cherbert15.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/reality-check.jpg

linkage due to big ass picture

[Tech]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y17/zaki3d/Sites/adamsavage.jpg

I reject your reality and substitute my own!