Contain/Beat/Destroy

[DBCooper]

Thermite destroys guillotine

http://amazingrust.com/Experiments/how_to/Images/Thermite(3-12-06).jpg

[Biohazard]

http://keithp.com/%7Ekeithp/twin/twin-clock.png

Time, and the thermite reaction subsides...

[Yoda]

http://www.replicahause.com/images/tag-heuer-2.jpg

Digital watches are better than analogue ones. And, CrazyTom, it was the leaders of the French Revolution who made use of that.

[U-238]

http://www.ncsu.edu/coast/research/s4/computer.jpg

Computer contains clock and can be used for soo much more. Thus computer >>> watch.

[Yoda]

http://library.addu.edu.ph/images/4th%20floor/Computer%20Laboratory.jpg

A multitude of computers >> one

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg

:P

[RedRagToAnOrc]

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/inorg/mann/nanoparticles.gif
Yeah. Try sledgehammering billions of nanites.

[Biohazard]

http://www.tldm.org/news3/Baltic1.jpg

Big Explosion Plus a large EMP = No more nanites

[Spartan-II]

http://www.wsmr-history.org/Photos/PatriotAction1.jpg

Patriot missile intercepts your missile in the atmosphere.

[Yoda]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0804748624.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Nevaehsmom72005]

What do i put up next?

[Yoda]

What do i put up next?

Something which counters nuclear disarmament. If you're uncertain, just wait for somebody else to post something. :)

[Ktan]

Lol, recycling

http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/misc/George_Bush_5.jpg

George Bush encourages nuclear armament. Unless you are NATO.

[Yoda]

http://www.nndb.com/people/554/000024482/michael-moore-75.jpg

Michael Moore partially counters GW Bush.

[RedRagToAnOrc]

http://i.biblio.com/m/90/0679415890.jpg
Michael Moore just got owned.

[IrishDutchman]

Redrag: Wow, I actually laughed out loud, GJ! :D
But...


http://www.anksioznost-depresija.50megs.com/images/bulimia.jpg

Who needs fat free food if you can also just barf up your meals?

[U-238]

http://www.uk.pg.com/images/peptoBismolPack_IL.jpg

Keep it down will you? :P

[Biohazard]

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2005/tums.jpg

Yay for chewables!

[Yoda]

http://www.liloia.com/images/Store%20Wars.JPG

Your food is rejected by the organic "Store Wars" company. And, RedRag, that was hilarious - Good job. :tup:

[U-238]

http://www.t-mobile.com/images/products/Nokia_6101/250x270.jpg

Phone in delivery > stores

[Skullflower]

Electromagnetic Pulse knocks out electronics.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Zmachine.jpg

[Spartan-II]

http://www.radiationproducts.com/images/lead-bricks.jpg

Lead shielding protects from EMP.

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:kqJKIgDY4i45dM:http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2005/images/sun-soho011905-1919z.jpg

Lead clearly could not stand against the energy of the sun.

[Black.Ice]

http://www.calhouncycle.com/productcart/pc/catalog/replacement_1664_detail.jpg

A mirror reflects sunlight...

[IrishDutchman]

B.I., your face will break most mirrors. :P

http://www.faisalm.com/remote_images/second.jpg

Ah, I see B.I. can't take a joke. ;)

[TinyDancer]

Ahahahahahahahahahaha...that was great.

http://up.kupatrix.com/f/7/white_flame_promo09.jpg

Some Finnish rock band called White Flame > Black Ice

[Kingscrab]

Haircut defeats hair rockers.

[TinyDancer]

http://www.studiohair.net/RWNewjpj/rwfall2004jpg/Synthetic%20Extensions%20-%20product.jpg

Hair extensions. :)

[DarkMirror]

Fire burns Hair extensions.
http://adrian.gimp.org/lava.jpg

[Yoda]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/xmenslidepyro.jpg

Pyro controls (i.e. limits or enhances) fire.

Off topic comment: The scene where he "burns" the police cars is my favourite in X2.

[RedRagToAnOrc]

http://homepage.mac.com/xmlguy/fun/images/reality.jpg

Reality > Fiction.

[Kingscrab]

Peyote warps reality.

"Did you see the size of the chicken!?"

[IrishDutchman]

B.I.! You dictator!

----EDIT

Oh, wait, you gave me karma. I take it back. :)

[raidmax]

http://www.hardwarestore.com/media/product/270306_front200.jpg
Lets see that plant warp reality now.

[Dusty]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:iNrZTaZMKFDciM:http://www.pbs.org/pov/pov2000/kpfaontheair/images/protesters.jpg

Protesters>>>>pesticides

[Biohazard]

http://bieniosek.com/gallery/albums/album15/tiananmen_tank_1.sized.jpg

Crowd Control

[Yoda]

http://www.leksikon.org/images/teng_hsiao_peng.jpg

Deng Xiaoping (the dictator) >>> Tiannanmen Square Massacre

[Kingscrab]

Capitalism infiltrates and smites commie China!

[DarkMirror]

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Splenda_Low_Calorie_Sweetener_90g.jpg

As I cant think of anything...
Splenda beats the sugar in coke.

[Biohazard]

http://images.epilogue.net/users/maggock/lyszeth.jpg

Pixie Stix > Greater than Splenda

[Yoda]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/HarryPotterGoblet2/goblet_dragon_273x400.jpg


Hungarian Horntail >>> Welsh Green

:)

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck"? Fire truck!

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/evolution/026.jpg

[Yoda]

That doesn't counter the dragon, Kismet. Please learn to "follow the instructions."

:)

http://www.bananabaymarina.com/images/volcano.jpg

Your firetruck couldn't stand up to a volcano.

[TSOShadow]

http://www.msss.com/earth/earth.gif

Contained...

EDIT: THE RULES ARE:

CONTAIN (EG. Rock contained by cardboard box...)

BEAT (A rock is beaten by a large boulder)

DESTROY (You blow up the rock with Dynamite...)

Lets try and better meet these rules... And report any that do not fit under this category...

[Kingscrab]

Unicron eats your puny planet.

[DarkMirror]

Destroyed.
http://www.telefragged.com/transformers/images/Matrix.jpg
(For those of you that dont know, this is the cyber matrix. it destroys unicron in the movie...)

[InfinityComplex]

All of this is inside the Matrix.

[raidmax]

http://www.gamegru.co.kr/images/analysis_images_h/homeworld2/hiigaran_battlecruiser.jpg
Hiigaran Battlecruiser>>>>>>>cyber matrix
for those of you who don't know what this is, its a big ship from homeworld 2

[InfinityComplex]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5d/Ioncannon.jpg/250px-Ioncannon.jpg
Satellite Ion Cannon. Though it's pointed to the ground, it can be redirected to your battleship.

[DarkMirror]

how does battlecruiser beat cyber matreix?

[raidmax]

http://cac.bonusweb.cz/grafika/tsempnod.gif
emp knocks out power for ion cannon.
DarkMirror, Battlecruisers are the best, did the cyber matrix hold off a huge armada of vaygr forces? Or does it have 2x ion turrets, each with 2 individual ion cannons, 4 150mm kinetic cannons, plus heavy armor and superior drive systems to mest other vaygr cap ships? Didn't think so...
Oh forgot several anti fighter defense systems too.

[Dusty]

http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20000404/tiberiansun_09.gif

Hover Tank Rush owns all.

[DarkMirror]

but the cyber matrix hel;ps in the times of need. its indestructable.

[Yoda]

You people seem to be confused over what counters what. But the Death Star easily counters everything that's been posted recently.

http://www.apostropher.com/blog/img/death_star_2.jpg

[DarkMirror]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/e/4/9/e497dd5cec99adbd4d5f887b90306ead.gif
Yay for repetes!
DESTROYED

[Yoda]

http://www.eyeonstarwars.com/trilogy/vehicle/images/death_star2.jpg

The SECOND DEATH STAR does not suffer from that weakness. Firing a proton torpedo down the exhaust port would not have a large affect.

[DarkMirror]

throw this guy down inbto the core then.
http://www.martinwildig.com/pictures/emperor.jpg
Combined with this, its puire gold.
http://www.thomasmodels.com/gallery/mf5.jpg

[Yoda]

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/d/darth.jpg

Darth Vader kills the emperor. :)

[Tharisfal]

http://www.cybertronical.com/allsites/starwars/main/characters/darth_maul/dm2.jpg
Darth Maul is just cooler then Vader.

[raidmax]

http://imagesource.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10227311A~Obi-Wan-Kenobi-Posters.jpg
Mauls coolness only lasted one movie because of obi-wan.

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:UqNqGBpfj9GuNM:http://www.filmweb.no/bilder/multimedia/archive/00090/Hayden_Christensen_s_90688o.jpg

Why do I sense that you're going to be the death of me?

[Biohazard]

Um since Anakin was actually pwned by Obi-wan that doesn't count....

But VADER kills Ole Ben

http://simonz.web.elte.hu/wallp/vader-promo.jpg

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:SPcpJK9PMQL8nM:http://mahi.ucsd.edu/Gabi/erth10.dir/lava-fountain.jpeg

Lava >> Vader

[Kingscrab]

You have been contained by a little girl! Hahaha!

[Yoda]

I'm not really sure who that woman is, but since everyone else seems to have lost interest, I'll post this instead.

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:Ca0_Z9rPYQ-OCM:http://www.ursispaltenstein.ch/cgi-bin/EE/images/uploads_1/lord_of_rings.jpg

[InfinityComplex]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:90A5Y8JPoYeu6M:http://i.gleeson.us/b2/0504/frodo.jpg
Frodo destroys the ring.
And that's lavagirl from a kid movie.

[Biohazard]

http://www.slvdweller.com/archives/images/burlap_potato_sack.jpg

Frodo Contained by the burlap sack

[Kingscrab]

I'm not really sure who that woman is, Here's an idea... Let someone else respond then.

[Kingscrab]

Raccoon rips that shit up!

[Yoda]

Here's an idea... Let someone else respond then.

Nobody else was responding. I did wait a while before posting, and this thread has to continue. And the Ring would have beaten her anyway.

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:zJ74eUwKEhFp_M:http://www.ohkult.hu/images/bencepix/simba.jpg

Simba is clearly superior to a racoon.

[U-238]

http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/oct2005/20051025_hunterlion2.jpg

Grandpa with a gun is teh pwnzorz of teh lions.

[IrishDutchman]

http://microscope.mbl.edu/baypaul/microscope/talks/eukdiversity/mosquito.jpg

Malaaaariaaaaaaa!

[Biohazard]

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/41/f5/pr-Pest_Control-Schultz_Bug_Spray-resized200.jpg

Wakka Wakka

[Yoda]

http://www.spygadgets.com/images/lighter-camera-back.jpg

That bug spray is probably flammable.

[U-238]

http://www.city.welland.on.ca/fire/firepicts/fullgear_lg.jpg

That's what this guy's for... :)

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.realestateconsulting.com/images/LBMI200603.gif

A paying job > Volunteers

[Kingscrab]

Winning the lottery beats working!

[DBCooper]

Actual odds of winning the lottery destroy entering the lottery.

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~chance/gif/odds.gif

[Biohazard]

http://www.caughtatwork.net/demotivations/images/luck.jpg

Feeling lucky punk?

[Jeff]

http://www.marmalade.ca/wp-content/photos/mirror.jpg

Broken mirror destroys luck, 7 years bad luck

[Yoda]

http://www.lekkerhome.com/images/home_accessories/66779_bg.jpg

A Stainless steel mirror is not broken easily.

[U-238]

http://www.amix.ca/photo22.jpg

Crusher >> mirrors :D

[IrishDutchman]

A Stainless steel mirror is not broken easily.

Dont tempt me. :smirk:

[Pirahordica_King]

Dont tempt me.

[DarkMirror]

Oh no...>/

[Biohazard]

http://www.blizzard.com/images/ghost/screenshots/art19.jpg

Tank destroys crusher.

On a side note...fuck....he's back...

[Pirahordica_King]

And what do you mean by that?

[Pirahordica_King]

Look what he PMed me...
Hes not very nice...
Stop spamming the thread you idiot...

[Yoda]

http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/2/29/AT-AT_Jabiim.jpg/200px-AT-AT_Jabiim.jpg

AT-ATs are immensely superior to your tanks. :)

[100thlurker]

Battlestar galactica and her contingent of vipers pwn you...
To be more exact, 4 heavy railgun batteries that can wtfpwnt Cylon basestars snipe the head off of the heap of junk.

[U-238]

http://www.observer.hu/SW/urhajok/x-wing.jpg

Fleet of small fighters > big battle stations :P

[100thlurker]

Space station? Battlestar Galactica is a carrier/warship hybrid covered in CIWS point defense systems, and just has to jump out system....

But in the spirit of the game: I present, the great CIWS batteries on the Galactica!

[U-238]

Shows you how much I follow sci-fi :P

[IrishDutchman]

Shows you how much I follow sci-fi
Yeah, guys, shut the hell up about sci-fi stuff, we wanna make smart comebacks too you know! :<

[Yoda]

http://www.n-philes.com/m/features/endboss/2006/ssd_1.jpg

Your space ship is unlikely to stand up to the Executor. :rolleyes:

[U-238]

once again...

http://www.observer.hu/SW/urhajok/x-wing.jpg

small fighters >> big battle stations/big ships.

[Spartan-II]

Sorry to pollute the thread, but come the fuck on, be reasonable.Be creative and original, not imitative.

[Yoda]

once again...
small fighters >> big battle stations/big ships.

You clearly know nothing about star wars. One thousand X-wings could not have beaten Darth Vader's flagship. :tup:

[IrishDutchman]

You clearly know nothing about star wars.

That is terribly insulting, verging on verbal abuse. :D j/k, it justs sounds so serious, kinda funny.

[Kingscrab]

You clearly know nothing about star wars. One thousand X-wings could not have beaten Darth Vader's flagship. :tup: Clearly not. Since all it took was ONE crippled A-Wing. :rolleyes:

Before and After.

ie: A-Wing PWNS flag ship.

[Ktan]

http://www.starshipmodeler.com/starwars/sw-bwing.jpg

B-Wing pilots get all the girls though. Three lasers, Three smokin' ion cannons and twin linked missile launchers, as well as a tilting cockpit, the ability to take a shitload of damage, dob-off shields and the niche factor that only about 5 people in the world actually know anything about it...

EDIT: Ok. more than 5 people, I was exaggerating...

six people.

[Kingscrab]

Sigh. Fine.

None of your nerdy spaceships can escape a...
Black Hole!

[Tharisfal]

http://www.humanbeingsociety.org/images/sphereoftimediagram.jpeg

[Kingscrab]

I defy time. Old school style.

[Biohazard]

http://wow.stratics.com/content/features/art/WoW%20Art%20-%20Taurens%20-%20Lessk.jpg

Video games > Card Games

[Yoda]

http://www.battle.net/war3/images/nightelf/units/animations/chimaera.gif

Chims counter Taurens in Warcraft 3.

[Kingscrab]

Power Outage kills video games.

[Tharisfal]

http://www.e-greenstar.com/nomad/phone-computer-solar.jpg

No way.

[Kingscrab]

Battery recall! Eat it, son!

[U-238]

(no pic)

Recalls are what can eventually lead a corperation out of buissiness.

[Black.Ice]

http://www.privateinvestigators.cc/images/Chapter%2013%20Bankruptcy.JPG

Chapter 13 bankruptcy keeps businesses alive.

[Kingscrab]

Chapter 13 bankruptcy keeps businesses alive. Thank you for posting a picture. *scowls at U-238*

Anyway, who needs bankruptcy when you've got... offshore accounts!
Ya mon! :banana:

[Biohazard]

http://www.rightangleblog.com/files/hippie.jpg

Yay for non-materialism!

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:_68lMzB19YIcaM:http://www.rjgeib.com/thoughts/opiate/marx.jpg

Communism is clearly a better advertisement - full equality for everyone. If it ever comes into effect.

[Ktan]

I'd just like to say that I had no idea that picture was what it was of. I know this sounds impossible, but when I google images searched for a Tardis, that was the link that came up, It appears that at the time of day I linked to that image it was something entirely different. I've not even actually seen the offending image. I guess this is just a sign that we should check where we hotlink from...

BACK TO THE GAME:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Vosk.jpg

Space Nazis beat Earth Commies. :D

[Yoda]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060912/060912_lego_hlarg_1p.hlarge.jpg

Star Wars, in lego form, is clearly greater than Star Trek. Or whatever that's from. :D

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/wacky/inflatables/hammer.jpg

A hammer destroys Legos, no matter what theme they are. Hell, A hammer destroys video games also, which is what your picture is from. Yes?

[Yoda]

http://www.bright.net/~nixe/images/sword4_group.jpg

Samurai swords are superior to hammers.

[Biohazard]

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m249-short-saw.gif

M249 "SAW"s are much superior to your samurai sword.

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.gateworld.net/omnipedia/ships/graphics/asgardmothership.jpg

Asgard mothership is overkill overkill overkill superior to your M249 SAW

[Kingscrab]

Tribbles can over-run ANY spaceship once they get on board! Beware!

(and no, Yoda, it you don't know what they are, don't post something stupid... mkkkkay... )

[ShadowGonissa]

Hippos eat all the tribbles!

[DragonPaladin]

Tribbles can over-run ANY spaceship once they get on board! Beware!

I just saw that episode. God I miss Star Trek.

[Kingscrab]

I just saw that episode. God I miss Star Trek. Hush you! Post a picture.

Angry baby SMASHES plastic game! Brrraaaggghhh!!!! :smash:

[Tharisfal]

http://www.anomalous-images.com/Judge.gif

Mind Control keeps babies under control.

[Yoda]

http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/86/7f/Collectible_Concepts_Group_X_MEN_Magneto_s_Helmet_ Desk_Display_Collectible_Toys1-resized200.jpg

Magneto's helmet blocks mind control.

[Spartan-II]

http://entertainment.msn.co.uk/pidl/82175315/xmen_phoenix_new1.jpg

Phoenix > Magneto

[Yoda]

Wolverine causes the Phoenix to lose her hold over Jean Grey

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:jWLPc5Oy5CQ2hM:http://alterform.com/creation/illust/wolverine.jpg

[ShadowGonissa]

Guns shoot a dude that can only fight with blades. :D

[Ktan]

http://www.nuklearpower.com/images/space_marine.jpg

Power Armour stops conventional bullets rather easily.

[Biohazard]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/MaxOutrider/ShipImages/MC-104-Odysseus-Calamari-Battlecruiser.jpg

Calamari Battlecruiser owns little soldier.

[U-238]

http://www.videovat.com/images/051229-granny-machine-gun-video-2.jpg

Grandma with a gun. Lookout jonney!

[Biohazard]

How does that beat a giant battle cruiser?

[DarkMirror]

its just cooler. Better than nuns with guns.

[raidmax]

http://www.acnedoctor.com/Hi-Tech/sleep-rx.jpgGrandma accidently took a sleeping pill. Good night!

[Biohazard]

http://absolutecoolness.com/filepile/caffeine.jpg

Dunno what the product of combining sleeping pills and caffeine pills but ya...

[Yoda]

http://www.huxley.net/soma/soma.jpg

Brave New World's SOMA is clearly more powerful than any modern drug. A dreamy eternity for a few nights.

[claus]

http://images.lowes.com/general/c/cc_push_mower.jpg

Beaten.

[DBCooper]

Hmm, lawnmowers run on gas, right?

Gas prices beat your lawnmower.

http://www.humanproductivitylab.com/images/gas-prices.jpg

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:eLR8OnFkEwFl6M:http://godscopybook.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/john_howard.jpg

John Howard's actions cause petrol prices to rise even higher.

[Biohazard]

http://www.alohatoystore.com/images/pic-smart-roadster.jpg

Electric Cars ftw

[Ktan]

Electric cars need big batteries. Bigger battery means bigger car. Bigger car means bigger battery.

Catch 22.

http://theatre.harvard.edu/archive/1997-fall/catch22/catch22.jpg

[iHawk]

My Loophole beats your catch-22. There's always a loophole!

http://www.chss.montclair.edu/leclair/images/loophole.gif

[Kingscrab]

Good luck finding a loophole when dealing with a Ferengi, sucka!

http://www.totse.com/en/ego/science_fiction/fereng.html

[Ktan]

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200306/tos-019-the-gorn-captain-prepa/320x240.jpg

Gorn rips the Ferengi to shreds :D

[iHawk]

http://www.citynews.ca/images/2006-07/williamshatner.jpg
Kirk beats the Gorn, but doesn't kill him... again >_>

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:us46QXkdOMnCWM:http://www.piperreport.com/archives/Images/Reality%2520Check%2520for%2520Big%2520Pharma%2520a nd%2520Medicare%2520Part%2520D.jpg

Reality Check >> Captain Kirk

[iHawk]

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/087/b/4/hallucination_by_discount_lobotomy.jpg
Hallucinations beat Reality

[ShadowGonissa]

Therapy beats hallucinations.

[Biohazard]

http://www.edrugnet.jp/Productphoto/prozac.jpg

Prozac beats therapy =P

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:Gqs6BzTc45n06M:http://www.reporthost.com/_image/publicInspector.jpg

A Health inspection defeats your medicene.

[DBCooper]

Malpractice lawsuit FTW!

http://www.sjblaw.com/newsletters/archives/malpractice.gif

[iHawk]

I counter your lawsuit with an ace lawyer! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1559008)

[DBCooper]

But no lawyer can beat Johnny Cochrane

http://www.thecomptonbulletin.com/int-images/johnny-cochran.jpg

[Black.Ice]

http://www.pcbypaul.com/wpclipart/holiday/halloween/RIP.png

Death beats humans. Johnny just happens to be human.

[iHawk]

http://www.pcbypaul.com/wpclipart/holiday/halloween/RIP.png

Death beats humans. Johnny just happens to be human.
No picture BI? That makes me sad :(

Anyways....
http://noctissecutor.blackhydra.com/undead.jpg
Zombies don't technically Contain, Beat or Destroy Death... but they're not affected by it anymore either :D (Now I wait for a picture of a shotgun)

[Neu(t)ral Damage]

http://www.clubi.ie/citron/Simpsons/Shotgun.jpg
it is true: the only way to truly kill a zombie is with a shotgun.
Vampires have wooden stakes,
Werewolves have silver bullets,
Zombies have shotguns.

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/fashion/hippie-tie-dye.gif

Hippies!

BTW, shotguns aren't the solution. The only true zombinators are cricket bats.

[Black.Ice]

No picture BI? That makes me sad :(


... There is a picture. :P

War beats hippies, because they can't stand it... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/WW2_TitlePicture_For_Wikipedia_Article.jpg

[Kingscrab]

Mr Peabody uses the wayback machine to go back in time and stop WWII!

[DBCooper]

Your puny machine defies the Law of Conservation of Matter, as your matter would need to be destroyed in one place and created in another (can't find a picture of scientific law).

[iHawk]

http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/Contrib/SciFi/DrWho/tardis.gif
Your silly "laws" mean nothing to the mighty Tardis!

[Ktan]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s1_12-13gallery/1024/16.jpg

Captain Jack is much cooler than the Doctor.

(Oh, btw, he can't die either so you have to think outside the box for the next one. In other words, you can't kill him :P)

[DBCooper]

Oh, fine. No man can ever escape from a bottomless pit, however resourceful. Hey, he's not dead... yet.... CONTAINED!

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/133/e/b/The_Bottomless_Pit_by_theMACHINEHEAD.jpg

[Biohazard]

Well....damn I had a good way to KILL him, so Im gonna post it anyways ^^

http://www.chalcedony.com/javascript3e/scripts/images/black_dot.gif First place said Captain into said portable hole.

http://www.comboutique.com/shop/products/thumb/USR3867/83995.jpg Next place said portable hole into said Bag of Holding.

This creates a huge explosion destoying both the bag and their occupants and everything in a ten-foot radius.

[Black.Ice]

A few well placed signs outside contain that pit.

http://charm.cs.uiuc.edu/users/olawlor/projects/2003/roadsigns/regulatory/r5-1.png

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:uzrLDjye5X-q1M:http://www.kerrier.gov.uk/media/images/k/q/vandalism_1_Image.jpg


Thugs vandalise the "do not enter" sign, and consequently people "enter."

[ShadowGonissa]

You.....shall Not.....pass!!!!!!

[iHawk]

http://nrumiano.free.fr/Images/black_hole.jpg
A sudden and completely inexplicable hole in space-time sucks up Gandalf where he's stuck for eternity since Time is so greatly distorted by the anomaly.

[DBCooper]

Well, a time machine can fix that problem! (I'll put a pic in later)

[Yoda]

http://artemisfowl.fangathering.com/Graphics/signatures/images/lep1_by_pyrus.png

The LEP Police set up a "Time Stop Barrier" in your premises, hence the time machine is useless.

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.jokan.de/cover/artemis-fowl.jpgArtemis Fowl outsmarts the LEP and their "Time Stop Barrier".

[DragonPaladin]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a7/BlueGeneL_cabinet.jpg/391px-BlueGeneL_cabinet.jpg

Artemis Fowl may be smart...but can he compute at 280.6 TFLOPS? I think not. Clearly outclassed here.

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.data-recovery-info.com/virus2.jpgOoh viruses erase and crash that computer.

[DBCooper]

Norton Antivirus FTW!

http://www.educational-software.com/images/products/norton-antivirus-2005-windows-educational-software-full.jpg

[U-238]

Norton has been proven to sludge up computer something terrible.

Thus one should only use...

http://www.avg-antivirus.net/images/avg_splash.jpg

[Tharisfal]

http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart/electronics/unplugged.gif

Unplugging. No internet. No use for anti-virus.

[iHawk]

http://images.windowsmarketplace.com/img/edt/scenarios/wirelessNetwork/wireless_card.jpg
Wireless internet > unplugging

[Tharisfal]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/alien15.gif

Aliens come and realize that the internet is something foul fool idiots and destroy all means of accessing it.

[Biohazard]

http://www.myschoollunch.co.uk/salford/assets/library/images/photos_and_illustrations/glass%20of%20water.jpg

Water...the bane of all aliens

[DBCooper]

Heat boils water

http://pic.templetons.com/brad/photo/bm03/fire/img_0926.jpg

[DarkMirror]

http://someonewhocares.org/pics/water_3420_small.jpg

Destroyed. it boils small amounts of water, but large amounts pwn fire.

[iHawk]

http://www.juggle.org/gallery/albums/AJA-meeting-6-29-04/DSC_0012_JPG.jpg
This incredibly thirsty man with thinning hair drinks all your water.

[DragonPaladin]

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9611/08/zaire/kidnapped.jpg

He can drink, but I do believe lack of food kills as well.

[Yoda]

http://www.comtelmedia.de/abb/world-vision.jpg

World Vision tries to combat poverty.

[iHawk]

http://www.kidsnewsroom.org/newsissues/093005/W4.gif
The Mob takes over World Vision and moves it's sights (haha pun) from poverty to Strippers/Nightclubs!

[IrishDutchman]

http://www.aurorahistoryboutique.com/products/C000211.jpg

Say hello to my little friend!

[Tharisfal]

http://www.planetfortress.com/tf2models/previews/Lost%20Species/Minigun.jpg

8 barrel gun > 1 barrel gun

[Kingscrab]

Let me help you out.

[iHawk]

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m107-pic2.jpg
Range > Firepower

[U-238]

But monkeys with guns are much, much deadlier then just a gun.

http://maximmobile.com/includes/showimg_site_large.asp?i=tegkgkqzff

[Case_in_point]

http://www.doitforthestory.com/graphics/charlton%20heston.jpg

Charlton Heston beats gun monkey.

[MidnightGladius]

Polonium-210 poisoning wtfpwns Charlton Heston.

http://www.ion.com/images/application/Polonium_210.GIF

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:M5bAxj5TMN7-3M:http://www.geocities.com/grimdel/museum/metalt.gif

Plutonium-238 is a lot more dangerous and unstable than Polonium-210.

[Ktan]

http://www.galleries.com/minerals/elements/lead/lead.jpg

Good luck getting radiation through lead.

[ShadowGonissa]

Volcano melts down the lead.

[Anubis]

Nukes blow up volcano before it can erupt. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4931777426137335169&q=Nukes&hl=en

[DarkMirror]

http://www.scifi.com/atlantis/episodes/season2/episode208/tech.jpg

Iratus Bugs kills all the generals that have access to the nuke. They are impervius to bullets, fire, cold, and just about anything else that wont also kill the generals.

[Protoss_Honor]

http://www.ukmda.org/images/shopping_list/Defibrillator-LP500.jpg



Defibrillator stops the generals hearts, the bug(s) is(are) removed and killed, and then the defibrillator is used to start the generals hearts again.


Stargate rocks!

[Case_in_point]

http://www.shotglass.org/img/made-in-taiwan-jd.jpg

Made in Taiwan defeats defibrillator.

[DarkMirror]

ummm...
How? Ignore his post.

[Case_in_point]

It was made in Taiwan, and therefore is of inferior quality, thus does not function properly when needed.

[iHawk]

Not everything that's made in Taiwan is instantly a shoddy product. But for the thread's sake I'll play off it anyways.

http://www.sentex.net/~mwandel/workshop/shop2.jpg
Home workshop = Made at Home Products > Shipping = Made in Taiwan Products

[DBCooper]

Fire burns home workshop
http://pic.templetons.com/brad/photo/bm03/fire/img_0926.jpg

[DarkMirror]

RESYCLING YAY!
http://someonewhocares.org/pics/water_3420_small.jpg
Water beats fire.

[iHawk]

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle :P
http://www.juggle.org/gallery/albums/AJA-meeting-6-29-04/DSC_0012_JPG.jpg
Thirsty middle aged man who's growing bald drinks your water.

[TinyDancer]

http://www.rogaine.com.au/images/home_product_shots.gif

Rogaine beats the baldness.

[MidnightGladius]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BHgdJJ0QvBw7UM:http://www.lspace.org/books/whos-who/images/death.jpg

Rogaine can't help the dead.

[DBCooper]

Divine resurrection beats death!

http://www.aciprensa.com/Banco/images/jesus-3.jpg

[Case_in_point]

http://www.cdsbeo.on.ca/lssgel/pages/science.jpg

Science defeats divine resurrection :P

[Spartan-II]

http://www.sainte-inquisition.net/gif/some.jpg

An Inquisition kills all scientists.

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:_2wJcTakqSBqmM:http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Travel/Tours/England/HamptonCourt/HenryTheEighth2.jpg

Henry the 8th outdoes the Inquisition in his unpleasant acts.

[Spartan-II]

- Problem Solved -

[Yoda]

I started my response before you finished yours - I've fixed that now, so my picture defeats yours and not the one before. :)

[DBCooper]

Revolutions seem to take tyrants out of power.

http://www.andybudd.com/dcontruct05/images/revolution.jpg

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:Rru3wKZvjSXZMM:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/mazhouma/Military%2520MM/India6.jpg

The army soon puts the Red Guards back in their place, and sends them off to the countryside.

[HyperDemonic]

Me with the long shot,
http://www.dignews.com/admin/screenshoot/gears_of_war_art_06.jpg

[Ktan]

http://www.robotoys.com/Revoltech003.gif

Dante can't be killed by bullets unless they are in a massive volume...

[Biohazard]

http://www.realitycheckcanyon.org/images/logo04.gif

Video Games aren't real

BTW Hyper, that gun is amazing.

[Yoda]

http://us.altermedia.info/images/Big_Brother.jpg

1984 clearly defeats reality.

[DragonPaladin]

Big Brother is contained in an organization for people like him.

http://www.bbbs.org/atf/cf/%7B1D98620C-CB6F-4825-A0AC-6E5BDFFC78E5%7D/logo_main_default-style.gif

Without Big Brother, 1984 fails.

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:kVBPrrKe0sy9rM:http://www.lisamcpherson.org/protest/3-8-03/images/anarchy_jpg.jpg

Anarchists destroy the concept of family. Oh wait, it already has been.

[Case_in_point]

http://www.undergroundactionalliance.org/images/zine/opression.jpg

Militant democracy contains anarchy.

[DBCooper]

Don't make me recycle!

Revolutions destroy governments.

http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/revolution-images/images/ethan-allen.gif

[Yoda]

http://www.oah.org/images/democracy-225px.gif

Under democracy, in most cases revolutions aren't needed.

[iHawk]

http://corruption.rockmetal.art.pl/index.jpg
Corruption destroys democracy

[Tharisfal]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/961/spanishinq0go.jpg

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[DarkMirror]

dosnt beat the last post.

[Tharisfal]

fozzie bear beats Sarah Kerrigan. (http://www.warboards.org/showpost.php?p=383111&postcount=146)

This thread was made to absurd, you know.

Besides in idea the inquisition is against any form of corruption. Well, in idea.

[Biohazard]

http://www.wowwiki.com/images/b/be/Druidbear.jpg

Druids in bear form pwn a puppet bear.

[DarkMirror]

picture?

[Yoda]

http://www.battle.net/war3/images/undead/units/portraits/destroyer.gif

Destroyers counter bears.

[DarkMirror]

http://www.nwn2wiki.org/images/thumb/e/ea/Nwn2_turnundead.jpg/180px-Nwn2_turnundead.jpg

The divine power of god turns you pathetic undead.

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:swuuU25GQQoxFM:http://www.lili.org/read/readtome/readweek/books.jpg

Reading is a lot more educational and useful than computer gaming. :P

[DarkMirror]

I wasnt using a computer game, that was just the best turn undead picture I could find. Sorry.

[raidmax]

pesky books dont last long aginst the element of fire.

http://people.brandeis.edu/~feldman/elements-df-nwd/images/books-1-fire_.jpg
owned

[DarkMirror]

HE DIDNT COUNTER MY THING!
I wasnt using a computer game, that was just a good image for turn undead!

[Biohazard]

Yes but can you turn undead in real life? is there even 'undead' in real life? No, so meh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/space/images/wallpaper/blackhole_large.jpg

You can't have fire in space

[claus]

http://images.spaceref.com/news/2004/02.18.04.black.hole.jpg

Black hole swallows space and time.
Beaten

[Yoda]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002NIB38.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Super size clearly counters the the thinning power of the Black Hole.

(Sorry but an overuse of space is lame).

[DBCooper]

Anorexia beats obesity... kind of... don't get any ideas.

http://www.alu.ua.es/s/sm12/anorexia2.jpg

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:OjDyt01xhGIClM:http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/0812928423.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.gif

"The Secret Language of Eating Disorders"

[IrishDutchman]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/710/710_image_04.jpg

Country Kitchen Buffet beats stupid cheesy books in solving Anorexia.

[Kingscrab]

Hungry Hungry Hippos eat up all your food!

[DarkMirror]

http://espn-att.starwave.com/winnercomm/outdoors/general/i/P2_g_fea_ESPN2_Hippo2.jpg

Hippo hunter destroys hungry hungry hippos. They can eat lead.

[Biohazard]

http://www.hunter-ed.com/images/graphics/ethics_no_poaching.jpg

Contained

[Case_in_point]

http://img.tfd.com/dict/101/179690-vandalism.jpg

Teen vandalism destroys signs of wildlife conservation awareness.

[HyperDemonic]

Dante can't be killed by bullets unless they are in a massive volume...
ya but long shot does not shoot bullets.



http://media.maineindymedia.org/content/QuebecCity-A20/images/Cops-3.jpg
popos

[Yoda]

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:ISzNKaqVoq_nPM:http://www.armsandarchery.co.uk/images/Leather%2520cuirasse%25202.jpg

Elizabethan armour is clearly more powerful than cloth.

[Spartan-II]

http://www.socialistviewpoint.org/sept_03/xdu1rounds.jpg

Armor piercings rounds > Armor.