View Full Version : Two words at a time!
King_Critter
10-13-2006, 5:15 PM
For anyone who dosen't know what this is, two words at a time is a very simple game. The starter posts two words. The next person to post has to copy and paste those two words, then add two more.
For example:
Guy 1: Once upon
Guy 2: Once upon a time
Guy 3: Once upon a time there was
Guy 4: Once upon a time there was a monkey.
And if any two people post at the same time, the next person in line can pick which one they want to follow.
Every one understand? Let's start this thing! ^_^
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It was
EvilEmpire
10-13-2006, 5:20 PM
It was yesterday when
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 5:23 PM
It was yesterday when my wife
own3d0406
10-13-2006, 5:25 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 5:50 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish
own3d0406
10-13-2006, 5:54 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish
(You ruined it;) )
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused
kongurous
10-13-2006, 5:56 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 6:09 PM
(You ruined it;) )
It gets better :cool:
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases
TSOShadow
10-13-2006, 6:12 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her
ZeroDarkStar
10-13-2006, 7:18 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 7:26 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant.
raidmax
10-13-2006, 7:29 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost
Calibur
10-13-2006, 7:32 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 7:35 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 7:37 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard.
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-13-2006, 8:05 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over
WickedImposter
10-13-2006, 8:24 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food
Schwitzer
10-13-2006, 9:20 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:30 PM
got tunafish
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:31 PM
Stupid me.
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:32 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:36 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:40 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 9:41 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:44 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 9:46 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:47 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:50 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 9:58 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead
own3d0406
10-13-2006, 10:02 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 10:18 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi
TSOShadow
10-13-2006, 10:56 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from it's
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 12:07 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from it's tiny feet.
DBCooper
10-14-2006, 12:33 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from it's tiny feet. Suddenly, the
King_Critter
10-14-2006, 2:39 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from it's tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded,
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she triped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from it's tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone.
Uuugggg
10-14-2006, 4:14 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I
Posted just to correct spelling. (tripped, its)
TSOShadow
10-14-2006, 7:44 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained
Posted just to correct spelling. (tripped, its)
was that a addition?
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 10:45 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 12:36 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for
TinyDancer
10-14-2006, 1:07 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection,
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 2:14 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 4:57 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore
DBCooper
10-14-2006, 6:36 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire.
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 6:37 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I
Calibur
10-14-2006, 6:40 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I woke up
DBCooper
10-14-2006, 6:41 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently
King_Critter
10-14-2006, 6:49 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 8:55 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying
TinyDancer
10-14-2006, 9:14 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in
Black.Ice
10-14-2006, 9:16 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of
TinyDancer
10-14-2006, 9:27 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet.
Nice to have you back, B.I.
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 9:49 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed
DBCooper
10-14-2006, 10:46 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 12:46 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 12:59 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the
DBCooper
10-15-2006, 3:58 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade.
King_Critter
10-15-2006, 4:06 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 4:53 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 4:54 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face,
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 5:15 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 5:16 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 5:32 PM
Ummm... how can she fart saliva?
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over
TinyDancer
10-15-2006, 5:59 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 5:59 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 6:06 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 6:27 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my
King_Critter
10-15-2006, 7:00 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over
Black.Ice
10-15-2006, 7:50 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 8:05 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV
DBCooper
10-15-2006, 9:02 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked.
TSOShadow
10-15-2006, 9:14 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked.
But Billy-Bob
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 10:28 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it
TinyDancer
10-16-2006, 12:43 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me,
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-16-2006, 12:46 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we
DBCooper
10-16-2006, 1:00 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke
ScottieIWU
10-16-2006, 1:17 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers
TinyDancer
10-16-2006, 2:22 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to
WickedImposter
10-16-2006, 7:12 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-16-2006, 5:26 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me",
King_Critter
10-16-2006, 7:20 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
WickedImposter
10-16-2006, 7:21 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay"
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-16-2006, 7:56 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said,
TSOShadow
10-16-2006, 8:43 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
BlackHawk
10-17-2006, 2:34 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?"
TinyDancer
10-17-2006, 6:02 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried,
WickedImposter
10-17-2006, 6:52 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-17-2006, 8:26 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over
Black.Ice
10-17-2006, 9:17 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers'
Biohazard
10-17-2006, 9:20 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms.
TinyDancer
10-17-2006, 9:49 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed
DBCooper
10-17-2006, 9:56 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's
U-238
10-17-2006, 10:32 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's phat ass
Spartan-II
10-18-2006, 12:19 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's phat ass and cried.
Nickodemus
10-18-2006, 7:26 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's phat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE!
Kingscrab
10-18-2006, 8:13 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's phat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS
TinyDancer
10-18-2006, 8:42 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's phat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's phat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-18-2006, 5:47 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's fat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR ROOM´S DUST
TinyDancer
10-18-2006, 6:11 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's fat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR ROOM´S DUST THROUGH MY
WickedImposter
10-18-2006, 6:19 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's fat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR ROOM´S DUST THROUGH MY FAT ANUS
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's fat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR ROOM´S DUST THROUGH MY FAT ANUS. YOURE A
IrishDutchman
10-19-2006, 12:58 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's fat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR ROOM´S DUST THROUGH MY FAT ANUS. YOURE A DAMN SEXY
Black.Ice
10-19-2006, 1:25 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's fat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR ROOM´S DUST THROUGH MY FAT ANUS. YOURE A DAMN SEXY MAMA"
I
Sikawtic
10-19-2006, 1:39 AM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's fat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR ROOM´S DUST THROUGH MY FAT ANUS. YOURE A DAMN SEXY MAMA"
I killed many
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's fat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR ROOM´S DUST THROUGH MY FAT ANUS. YOURE A DAMN SEXY MAMA"
I killed many whores but
Kingscrab
10-19-2006, 12:25 PM
It was yesterday when my wife ate a live tunafish, which caused much agony and gases, for her inside the fancy restaurant. I almost choked, laughing at her gaseous discard. Then she tripped over the food and I got tunafish and shoved it up my anus. She then called the man next to rape a cat but instead he sucked some wasabi from its tiny feet. Suddenly, the cat exploded, destroying everyone. So, I formally complained to the Ministry for Muggle Protection, and Harry the manwhore caught fire. Suddenly, I wretched violently across the woman lying down in front of my feet. She stabbed my eye, which exploded with the evil lampshade. Then she farted on my face, spreading tunafish and saliva all over the restaurant.
The next day, I screwed my Xbox over by installing Warcraft CCCLXXXIV, which sucked. But Billy-Bob fixed it for me, and we snorted coke off hookers' stomachs to get high. "Kiss me," Billy-Bob said.
"Im gay", he said, slowly dieing.
"What the fucking hell?" I cried, dazed and weeping over the hookers' limp forms. I kissed Billy-Bob's fat ass and cried.
"TOAD WHORE! I ALWAYS END UP SUCKING YOUR ROOM´S DUST THROUGH MY FAT ANUS. YOURE A DAMN SEXY MAMA"
I killed many whores but... a wizard!?
GenocideAlive
10-19-2006, 12:51 PM
I think that it's about time we started over...
EvilEmpire
10-19-2006, 1:35 PM
I think that it's about time we started over...
Hell yes, and now we should think as one, follow a story line, for fucksakes.
Dont look at me like that I aint starting...
Kingscrab
10-19-2006, 1:40 PM
Dont look at me like that I aint starting... Okay. I will.
START:
Howling wolves
Black.Ice
10-19-2006, 3:09 PM
Howling wolves filled the
Kingscrab
10-20-2006, 8:04 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape.
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the
EvilEmpire
10-20-2006, 10:01 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moon light
Kingscrab
10-20-2006, 10:26 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows.
TinyDancer
10-21-2006, 1:07 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the
xodkrm
10-21-2006, 3:46 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows acroos the xylitol addict
IrishDutchman
10-21-2006, 3:54 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows acroos the xylitol addict
...remember, it was supposed to follow a storyline and make sense this time?
I'll change that if you don't mind.
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept
EvilEmpire
10-21-2006, 4:02 PM
Word Nasty'!
--
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill infront
raidmax
10-21-2006, 6:07 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill infront of the
Kingscrab
10-21-2006, 10:43 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood
TinyDancer
10-22-2006, 12:57 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician,
IrishDutchman
10-22-2006, 8:38 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last
Meh, it was 3. big deal.
Kingscrab
10-22-2006, 9:45 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death
Biohazard
10-22-2006, 1:33 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting
IrishDutchman
10-22-2006, 3:16 PM
'Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a
Biohazard
10-22-2006, 9:30 PM
'Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree
IrishDutchman
10-23-2006, 5:46 AM
'Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've
'Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced
Kingscrab
10-23-2006, 8:17 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it."
Smoke
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-24-2006, 5:16 PM
Damn, I would love to ruin it with the tunafish once again... Oh, okay.
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it."
Smoke rose through
Kingscrab
10-25-2006, 8:44 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it."
Smoke rose through the air,
xmrxsiegecopx
10-25-2006, 9:01 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as zerglings
Kingscrab
10-25-2006, 9:22 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones
(Let's not turn this into a SC story plz.)
TinyDancer
10-25-2006, 2:12 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically
Kingscrab
10-25-2006, 3:10 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding.
Black.Ice
10-25-2006, 3:15 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly
(yes, it's 3 words. big deal. ;) )
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-26-2006, 1:21 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards
Black.Ice
10-26-2006, 1:29 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly
Kingscrab
10-26-2006, 9:37 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-26-2006, 3:12 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck
Kingscrab
10-26-2006, 4:24 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide,
HyperDemonic
10-26-2006, 4:57 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-26-2006, 10:45 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles
Dezzick
10-27-2006, 4:55 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her
Kingscrab
10-27-2006, 8:31 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe.
WickedImposter
10-27-2006, 8:26 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded
HyperDemonic
10-27-2006, 11:14 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-28-2006, 1:42 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue
IrishDutchman
10-28-2006, 3:00 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman
RedRagToAnOrc
10-28-2006, 11:30 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather
TinyDancer
10-28-2006, 6:03 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as
Black.Ice
10-28-2006, 11:34 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body
Nevaehsmom72005
10-29-2006, 1:17 AM
was engulfed
HyperDemonic
10-29-2006, 4:24 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engufled with more
IrishDutchman
10-29-2006, 7:26 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engufled with more blood than
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engufled with more blood than what would
RedRagToAnOrc
10-29-2006, 8:42 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as
IrishDutchman
10-29-2006, 9:15 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously,
RedRagToAnOrc
10-29-2006, 1:03 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a
Black.Ice
10-29-2006, 2:25 PM
(That last finished sentence makes no sense... lol. Her body was really thin because it was engulfed in blood!)
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was
IrishDutchman
10-29-2006, 2:49 PM
(That last finished sentence makes no sense... lol. Her body was really thin because it was engulfed in blood!)
Big deal. I mean, 'freshly killed'? :P
raidmax
10-29-2006, 7:15 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completly
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It
Black.Ice
10-30-2006, 12:22 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It had begun
IrishDutchman
10-30-2006, 12:27 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It had begun
to decompose
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-30-2006, 2:34 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It had begun to decompose
I must object here: how can a body decompose if above said "the freshly killed woman"?
Kingscrab
10-30-2006, 8:20 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It had begun to decompose, dark magic
IrishDutchman
10-30-2006, 3:03 PM
I must object here: how can a body decompose if above said "the freshly killed woman"?
BEGUN. :P
Kingscrab
10-30-2006, 3:10 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It had begun to decompose, dark magic
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-30-2006, 4:18 PM
THANKS.
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It had begun to decompose, dark magic surging from
Black.Ice
10-30-2006, 10:30 PM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It had begun to decompose, dark magic surging from its flesh.
IrishDutchman
10-31-2006, 1:15 AM
Man, this story is so weird.
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It had begun to decompose, dark magic surging from its flesh.
Suddenly, from
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-31-2006, 1:28 AM
I would call it: poetic.
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly walked towards the freshly killed woman.
Her neck, opened wide, it had several beetles eating her exposed windpipe. They proceeded to eat her tongue.
This woman seemed rather emaciated, as her body was engulfed with more blood than what would count as normal.
Obviously, such a body was almost completely unrecognisable. It had begun to decompose, dark magic surging from its flesh.
Suddenly, from the shadows,
Kingscrab
10-31-2006, 8:53 AM
Howling wolves filled the distant landscape as the moonlight cast shadows across the wind swept hill. Infront of the graveyard, stood the mortician, smoking his last Winston.
"Death is interesting to a certain degree if you've never experienced it.""
Smoke rose through the air, as tombstones stood majestically; Silently guarding. The mortician slowly