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BrotherGreen
10-13-2006, 3:09 PM
Rules:
Make a wish, any wish.
The next person to post after the wish should ruin it by granting it with a twist. Once corrupting a wish, make one of your own, and so on.
Posts without a corruption AND a wish should be deleted.
Dont respond to your own post.
Example:
I wish I was the sexiest man alive.
Answer: Granted, but your also gay.
So, First wish:
I wish I had a pack of zerglings for pets.
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 3:14 PM
Granted, but they can only be fed with Grade A BrotherGreen Body Bits™
I wish I could fly.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can only fly 2 inches above the ground.
I wish I had a harem of 20 Playboy models.
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 3:35 PM
I wish I had a harem of 20 Playboy models.
Granted. Wait, Playboy? Oh, sorry, I ordered 20 Playgirl models. Enjoy :\.
I wish I had some sexy calfs.
GrassDragon
10-13-2006, 3:48 PM
I wish I had some sexy calfs.
They're cows. Someone thinks they're sexy, I'm sure.
I wish I didn't have to be home at 10 on Friday.
Calibur
10-13-2006, 3:51 PM
They're cows. Someone thinks they're sexy, I'm sure.
I wish I didn't have to be home at 10 on Friday.
Granted, but you can only go twenty feet from your doorway.
I wish I didn't have to do my four page report this weekend.
EvilEmpire
10-13-2006, 3:53 PM
I wish I didn't have to do my four page report this weekend.
Oh no problem at all, youll just lose your job.
--
I wish I was smarter and more cunning.
GrassDragon
10-13-2006, 4:00 PM
You're a fox and some asshole with a rifle wants to kill you.
I wish I had a cheeseburger right now.
Calibur
10-13-2006, 4:03 PM
You're a fox and some asshole with a rifle wants to kill you.
I wish I had a cheeseburger right now.
Granted, but it's encased in radioactive wrapping. Enjoy
I wish I had a suped-up sports car.
Protogod
10-13-2006, 4:05 PM
I wish I had a suped-up sports car.
You get a suped up sportscar, but you get carjacked the next day.
I wish I had the power to grant my own wishes
GrassDragon
10-13-2006, 4:06 PM
AWESOME GENIE POWERS, ittie bitty living space.
I wish I were radioactivity impervious or whatever the grammatically correct version of that statement is.
Calibur
10-13-2006, 4:18 PM
Granted, you are made of lead. (Pencils anyone)
I wish for three more wishes.
Protogod
10-13-2006, 4:20 PM
you get three wishes, but they are made for you, resulting in cancer, Aids, and a vicious monkey attack.
I wish i had 100000000 dollars
TinyDancer
10-13-2006, 4:39 PM
Granted, but now the mob is after you.
I wish I could get a date.
(I've played this game on another forum, fun stuff.)
EvilEmpire
10-13-2006, 4:45 PM
I wish I could get a date.
Hi, my friends call me Chris. I like starcraft and playing on my computer all day long.
--
I wish I could kill my teachers.
BrotherGreen
10-13-2006, 5:26 PM
Granted, but the Teacher's Pet's kill you, and we all know Teachers dont die, because they aren't human.
I wish my school wasn't 6 floors high.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 5:34 PM
Granted. Now itīs 12 floors high.
I wish I was a bit more active in life.
EvilEmpire
10-13-2006, 5:37 PM
I wish I was a bit more active in life.
Ммк now youre addicted to speed. (the drug, you know...:shiftyl:)
I wish I can kick my forhead with my right foot while ballancing on my left foot.
(a friend can do it, its awesome.)
BrotherGreen
10-13-2006, 5:37 PM
Granted, now you have ADD, AND ADHD!!!
I wish my school was only one floor >_>
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 5:42 PM
Granted. It is now ONLY one floor. No doors, no chairs, no tables: just one plain floor.
I wish I knew if getting back with my ex-girlfriend is the best thing to do.
BrotherGreen
10-13-2006, 5:58 PM
Granted, She cheats on you.
I wish I had torrasque for a pet
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 6:06 PM
There you go. Clean the poop.
I wish I could play electric guitar better.
TSOShadow
10-13-2006, 6:20 PM
I wish I could play electric guitar better.
It's the only thing you can do. ever. not eat. nothing. enjoy your funeral music ;)
I wish I could teleport... be freakin wicked to be able to do that anywhere... (like Night Crawler in X-men...)
Giggilyomeromicon
10-13-2006, 6:34 PM
It's the only thing you can do. ever. not eat. nothing. enjoy your funeral music ;)
I wish I could teleport... be freakin wicked to be able to do that anywhere... (like Night Crawler in X-men...)
Granted, you can teleport into any black hole you can think of.
I wish the reaction to this wish involves me not getting laid.
dunchy
10-13-2006, 6:37 PM
Granted, you can teleport into any black hole you can think of.
I wish the reaction to this wish involves me not getting laid.
Granted, you were laid by a man.
I wish I had a 12 pack of cold full MGD beers right now.
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 6:38 PM
Granted, except the beer is now iced tea.
I wish I had a pimpin' ride right now.
Ubergopher
10-13-2006, 6:43 PM
Granted, but your bike has flat tires.
I wish I had a better car.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 6:49 PM
Now you do. Youīre the Ice Cream man.
I wish SC2 is released soon.
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 7:02 PM
Granted, but it is then called back due to "a major vulnerability."
I wish for a sexy party.
Giggilyomeromicon
10-13-2006, 7:03 PM
Now you do. Youīre the Ice Cream man.
I wish SC2 is released soon.
It is. And it sucks.
I wish I was an Admin on this site.
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 7:06 PM
Granted, however the noobies decide to revolt and in the midst of the revolution you are cast aside in favour of a new leader, McNubcake.
I wish I could have some cookies right now, without having to go and get them.
own3d0406
10-13-2006, 7:14 PM
Granted, the cookies are in your ass.
I wish I hadn't broken up with my girlfriend :/
Calibur
10-13-2006, 7:15 PM
Granted, she breaks up with you.
I wish the train wasn't so crowded in the mornings.
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 7:16 PM
Granted, but you're being blamed for killing all the passengers.
I wish I would get off my ass and go pee.
Calibur
10-13-2006, 7:17 PM
Granted you stand up and piss your pants.
I wish I had a pepsi.
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 7:25 PM
Granted, but you aren't "forever young." Instead you are now forever old. Take it easy ;).
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 7:31 PM
Granted. A very sexy, guys-only party. Enjoy.
I wish my bills werenīt so high.
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 7:36 PM
Granted, but now you have no water, phone service, internet service or electricity.
I wish I had a personal maid.
Granted, she's a biker chick :O
I wish I had a tail
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-13-2006, 7:52 PM
Granted. Your tail is two inches big.
I wish days would last for 36 hours instead of 24.
Calibur
10-13-2006, 7:54 PM
Granted, but you now sleep 30 of those hours.
I wish the next guy wouldn't have some thing clever or otherwise funny to say.
BrotherGreen
10-13-2006, 7:56 PM
Granted, I have something sad to say. I had no turkey at thanksgiving, because I have very little family left.
I wish my mom would die in a hole @.@
own3d0406
10-13-2006, 8:02 PM
Granted, but your mom dies in your hole.
I wish that this wish won't be corrupted.
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-13-2006, 8:03 PM
Granted. You just wasted a wish, have fun.
I wish I know everything.
Calibur
10-13-2006, 8:09 PM
Granted, you know everything including your grandparents sex fantasies.
I wish I could go back in time.
Giggilyomeromicon
10-13-2006, 8:10 PM
Granted. You just wasted a wish, have fun.
I wish I know everything.
Granted, but you're in a coma.
CODEZERO
10-13-2006, 8:15 PM
I wish i had an Enzo
Ubergopher
10-13-2006, 8:52 PM
You do, but it doesn't run, or have a motor, infact its just a huge fucking paperweight.
I wish I knew the anwser to life, the universe, and everything.
Holocaust
10-13-2006, 8:54 PM
Granted, but you gain knowledge of things you thought were not possible and go insane.
I wish I could fly.
WickedImposter
10-13-2006, 8:56 PM
I wish I could fly.
granted, you can only do so for a period of 1 second
I wish that ppl on WB would post faster
Granted. Your post is now 12 pages back so you never hear the response to it.
AWESOME GENIE POWERS, ittie bitty living space.
It's "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!!! itty bitty living space. Get the Disney Quotes right! :P
own3d0406
10-13-2006, 8:58 PM
I wish this section wasn't so addicting :/
Granted. You have pernamentally lost your internet connection and all your computers. Hence, you will be free to go "cold turkey" against your addiction :P
I wish I didn't have exams in the next few days.
WickedImposter
10-13-2006, 9:03 PM
Granted, the next day you get hit by a car
I wish that I was a super hero
Granted. The superhero is "Cyclops." You die in the first ten minutes of the movie. :)
I wish that world poverty would end
WickedImposter
10-13-2006, 9:06 PM
Granted. all of your money and wordly possesions are given to hobos around the world, ending poverty.
I wish that i would never die
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:08 PM
Granted, but you do not have enternal youth
i wish i was a cyborg
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:08 PM
Granted, comments come in waves and your computer overloads and explodes.
I wish Blizz left WC alone.
GenocideAlive
10-13-2006, 9:08 PM
Your wish is granted. Blizz switches to WCIV.
I wish that I felt a little peace.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:09 PM
Sorry, I messed up again.
Granted, youīre now a domestic cleaner droid.
I wish Blizz left WC alone.
own3d0406
10-13-2006, 9:10 PM
Your wish is granted. Blizz switches to WCIV.
I wish that I felt a little peace.
Granted, now everyone can walk all over you.
I wish that I didn't have to pay for college
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:10 PM
Granted. Youīre dead.
I wish WC programmers died.
Given. They were all in a room with the SC programmers when a suicide bomber entered. Hence, you killed the SC programmers as well. :) The rights were somehow passed onto a really terrible company, who released a patch which gave the Demon Hunter double his usual DPS. :P
I wish to be the dictator of the entire earth!
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:13 PM
Well, he wanted peace, didnīt he?
As for you... granted. You work on Jerry Springer show now.
I wish I could post faster.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:15 PM
Granted, but all your posts are eaten by a virus
i wish i could die in a hole
Schwitzer
10-13-2006, 9:16 PM
Granted, but this happens when you were buried alive.
I wish it would rain.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:17 PM
granted, but it's acid rain
i wish i had gundams
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:17 PM
Granted. No build another Ark, genius.
I wish I had porn.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:18 PM
granted, but it's male pr0n
i wish i knew every current website on the internet
Sikawtic
10-13-2006, 9:19 PM
Granted, but you find your mother's pron site.
I wish I had a jellybean.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:19 PM
Granted. But your modem breaks down.
I wish I had broadband.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:20 PM
granted, you lose your broadband after a day's use
wish i had weapons
Calibur
10-13-2006, 9:21 PM
Granted, here's a stick with a pointy end on it.
I wish I could sleep better.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:22 PM
granted, you sleep forever
i wish i can cure any disease with a touch
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:22 PM
Granted. You now hibernate each year and steal food and have a buddy called Booboo.
I wish I had 4 hands.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:23 PM
Granted, you now have a very sick finger.
I wish we could post in order.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:23 PM
granted, but you only masturbate with them
i wish i had an active frag
don't double post as a reminder
Calibur
10-13-2006, 9:24 PM
(damn too slow)
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:25 PM
granted, you fall off the edge
i wish this thread died already
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:26 PM
Granted, we now have nothing to do.
I still wish we could post in order.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:27 PM
granted, we post in order, so your posts are the very first, you double posted and died.
i wish this thread acutally died
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:38 PM
Granted (again). But the thread had a vital database and the whole community gets erased.
I wish I was a btter SC player.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:40 PM
granted, your only better by a little bit and get wasted after your next game
i wish there was a better game
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:41 PM
Damnnnn... I canīt grant that, there is no better game :)
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:43 PM
You lose!
I wish SC2 was out already and they already worked out the kinks.
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 9:48 PM
Granted, it is released, but a virus is released that destroy's all SC2 games.
I wish for some mad cash.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:49 PM
Granted. The mad cash kills you :) (bad joke)
I wish I had some yoghurt
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 9:50 PM
Granted, alas the yogurt had untested new ingrediants which give you the shits.
I wish I would stop having to pee so often.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 9:51 PM
granted, you shit more
i wish i had a better computer
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 9:52 PM
Granted, but it is so prostar that it refuses to run any current games because they are "a waste of time and are not good enough for it to run."
I wish I would never get spam.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 9:54 PM
Granted, you now get viruses.
I wish I was the Flan King.
Protogod
10-13-2006, 10:30 PM
I wish I was the Flan King.
granted, but you fall off your "throne" when you run out of toilet paper. Congrats, you died really embarassingly.
I wish I was God
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 10:39 PM
you are now a god of shit
i wish i had a gun
TSOShadow
10-13-2006, 10:43 PM
Granted... you gun fires backwards... killing your self...
I wish I could catch us all in a 8x8 room with a fragmentation grenade withmy finger keeping it from going off XD...
CODEZERO
10-13-2006, 10:46 PM
granted unfortunately a door appears and everyone leaves and the door shuts and the grenade kills you
I wish i had t1 connection
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 10:48 PM
Forgot to wish!
DBCooper
10-13-2006, 10:49 PM
Erm, no wish for me to corrupt, I guess. I wish I could blow stuff up with my mind.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 10:51 PM
granted, you blow up your balls
i wish i had a personal doctor
TSOShadow
10-13-2006, 10:52 PM
granted... it only blows up around survivers of my room :p... (that count or it gotta be aginst DBCooper?)
I wish Canada would turn into a large super robot and stomp over all the other contrys...
dammit... chooose one...
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 10:52 PM
You can. Now you have a C4 head.
I wish I wasnīt a site nerd.
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-13-2006, 10:53 PM
I wish I could blow stuff up with my mind.
Granted. You accidently kill everyone you love.
I wish I found a job at Blizzard.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 10:53 PM
granted, your a janitor
i wish i was on a toilet
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 10:54 PM
i wish i had a personal doctor
Granted. You now fall in love with him.
I wish I werenīt a site nerd.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-13-2006, 10:55 PM
Granted. Your a piece of shit.
I wish I had an Icee right now.
DBCooper
10-13-2006, 10:57 PM
Granted, but you get terminal brain freeze.
I wish I had 20 fingers.
TSOShadow
10-13-2006, 10:59 PM
granted... your toes become fingers... (you now closer then ever to monkey kind!)
DBCooper
10-13-2006, 11:01 PM
You need to make a wish!
I wish I had all the answers to these lingering questions in my mind
(Given that you never made a wish)
DBCooper
10-13-2006, 11:02 PM
Granted, but you soon find that they weren't worth finding.
I wish I had pyrokenisis
TSOShadow
10-13-2006, 11:02 PM
dam srry...
Granted... the answer is 42...
I wish I knew why...
dammit!
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 11:03 PM
I wish i had pyrokenisis
granted, you set yourself on fire
i wish i had telekineses
Calibur
10-13-2006, 11:04 PM
Fine, now that you have nothing to think about you can go have a cookie.
I wish I didn't have to worry about money.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 11:05 PM
granted, your poor
i wish i had a cookie
TinyDancer
10-13-2006, 11:09 PM
Granted, but it's oatmeal raisin, and no one likes those. :/
I wish I had dance class every day.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 11:10 PM
granted, you dance every day and die from exhaustion
i wish i had a white chocolate chip cookie
Schwitzer
10-13-2006, 11:21 PM
Granted, but it's only one inch in diameter and not nearly enough to satiate your hunger.
I wish I didn't have facial hair.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 11:22 PM
Granted, instead of facial hair, all of your hair falls off
I wish i was intelligent
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 11:24 PM
Granted, but you are only smart in one field: rumpology.
I wish I had a goatee.
InfinityComplex
10-13-2006, 11:24 PM
granted, instead you have goat
i wish i wasn't a fat asshole
BlackHawk
10-13-2006, 11:31 PM
Granted, you are now a slim asshole.
I wish I could undo my sell / short sell of RIM stock.
BrotherGreen
10-14-2006, 1:01 AM
Granted, you get it back, but believing it will get higher, you out-wait it too long and end up shortselling once it falls again...
Sucker.
I wish I could graduate NOW.
Granted! I have now turned back time to your Primary School Graduation Night. :)
I wish I could do well in the exams coming up without studying for them.
kongurous
10-14-2006, 2:21 AM
Granted, but you must wipe my ass for a year. And I will be eating honeydew for that entire year.
I wish I had some popcorn right now.
GrassDragon
10-14-2006, 3:18 AM
It's stale and burned. Lovely.
I wish I had more time.
You never specified what you wanted more time for. I'll assume you want more time to breathe. Hence, it now takes you about 2 minutes for each breath.
I wish I could use the "Jedi Mind Trick"
TSOShadow
10-14-2006, 7:38 AM
Granted you can now trick every into not beliveing your lies... and your truth into a lie...
I wish I could have darth maul's light sasber...
Granted. I have transported you to the bottom of that shaft, where you can see Maul's decomposed body and his lightsaber. Now you may have it. :) Except you have no means of getting out. :P
I wish I could become invisible or visible at will.
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-14-2006, 9:12 AM
Granted. You got ran over by a school bus.
I wish I am invincible.
U-238
10-14-2006, 10:23 AM
Granted but it only last for 2 seconds.
I wish I could listen to rap w/o getting into trouble.
GrassDragon
10-14-2006, 10:27 AM
Granted, whenever you listen to anything else someone will come and punch you in the balls.
I wish I had a boat.
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 10:44 AM
granted, it is full of holes
I wish that I could kill ppl at will
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-14-2006, 11:12 AM
Granted. A pack of dogs starts tearing through you.
I wish I was extreamly athletic.
Calibur
10-14-2006, 12:03 PM
Granted, but your ding-dong gets smaller from all the steroids.
I wish I could run faster than a speeding bullet.
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 12:38 PM
Granted, but you can only run on a spot.
I wish I could get all my homework done in five minutes.
TinyDancer
10-14-2006, 1:14 PM
Granted, but then your desk catches on fire and burns it all up.
I wish it were scarf and glove season.
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 2:02 PM
Granted, but it's scarf and glove ONLY season.
I wish I didn't have a test this week.
GrassDragon
10-14-2006, 3:32 PM
Granted, you have 10 tests next week.
I wish... I had something to wish for.
Darmago
10-14-2006, 4:07 PM
Granted, you have 10 tests next week.
I wish... I had something to wish for.
Granted, you constantly wish for gay porn.
I wish I could stay alive without eating anything
BrotherGreen
10-14-2006, 4:45 PM
Granted, you just drink rotten eggnog to survive.
I wish I could get paid more than 100$ tomorrow.
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 4:52 PM
granted. its from a loan shark, and you must pay him pack in 200000% percent per second
I wish that there was no more evil in the world
Darmago
10-14-2006, 5:54 PM
Granted: However accidents and plauge increase tenthousand fold
I wish this was an uncorruptable wish
InfinityComplex
10-14-2006, 6:32 PM
granted, you wasted a wish
i wish i had a ipod nano
DBCooper
10-14-2006, 6:35 PM
Granted, but it only has one byte of memory on it. I wish I had a monkey.
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 6:36 PM
granted. its insane and bloodthirsty, and proceeds to rip your head off
I wish that everyone was dumber than me
Darmago
10-14-2006, 6:37 PM
Granted, but it only has one byte of memory on it. I wish I had a monkey.
Granted, however the monkey tortures you to within an inch of your life... every day.
I wish I could listen to all my favourite music without headphones or music player.
Calibur
10-14-2006, 6:38 PM
Granted, your favorite music plays back and forth through your mind 24/7.
I wish I could go to the moon.
InfinityComplex
10-14-2006, 6:43 PM
granted, but you have no space suit
i wish i have a car
Darmago
10-14-2006, 7:31 PM
Granted, your favorite music plays back and forth through your mind 24/7.
I wish I could go to the moon.
This corrupts my wish how?
granted, but you have no space suit
i wish i have a car
Your car does not work and when you sit in it suddenly gains a lot of sharp edges
I wish my room was clean.
Granted. Every single thing in it has been stolen. Now your room is clean. :)
I wish that my physics teacher was more generous when marking the exams.
InfinityComplex
10-14-2006, 8:41 PM
granted, your physics teacher was generous in marking exams so everyone passes, now the retards who were suppose to fail create rockets that will doom all of humanity
i wish i have everything in the world
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-14-2006, 8:45 PM
Granted. But the world ends the Day After Tomorrow.
I wish Darmago will stop gorging on crabs.
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 8:57 PM
Granted. He starts GOrgin on your body parts
I wish that i coudl do what i want, when i wanted it
BrotherGreen
10-14-2006, 8:59 PM
Granted, but the incest following thereafter throws your family line into retardedness
I wish this ravioli I was cooking would cook faster.
WickedImposter
10-14-2006, 9:00 PM
granted. it cooks so simultaniously it explodes, burning your flesh.
I wish that I had infinate wishes
TinyDancer
10-14-2006, 9:19 PM
Granted, but you keep wishing for infinite wishes over and over again.
I wish I could have a new formal dress.
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 9:51 PM
Granted, but it rips apart when you arrive at the function.
I wish I could memorize all of the material for MA122 without having to do any work.
CODEZERO
10-14-2006, 10:03 PM
Granted you memorized all of the material but by the next day you forget it all
I wish for a 32 in acer monitor hd ready
Calibur
10-14-2006, 10:06 PM
Granted, but it has no way to be plugged in.
I wish for a giant army to help me conquer Canada.
DBCooper
10-14-2006, 10:44 PM
Granted, but they soon revolt against you and assasinate you.
I wish for the ability to make things spontaneously appear.
CODEZERO
10-14-2006, 11:17 PM
Granted but as soon as they appear they explode in your face
I wish for a N95
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-14-2006, 11:20 PM
Granted. You uncontrollably summoned a killer rabbit.
I wish Kim Jong-il gets killed in a nuclear accident and I become the new ruler of North Korea.
Gah. 3 secounds late... Can't fix post, don't know what an N95 is.
DBCooper
10-14-2006, 11:27 PM
Granted, but the North Koreans soon revolt and assasinate you.
I wish I could fly.
BlackHawk
10-14-2006, 11:58 PM
Granted, but you can only fly inside a designated square foot of space. The location of which you do not know. GL HF DD.
I wish I could have some ice cream right now.
Nickodemus
10-15-2006, 12:18 AM
I wish I could have some ice cream right now.
Granted, but its warm fish cream.
I wish i had a liverworst sandwich... <grin>
TinyDancer
10-15-2006, 1:14 AM
Granted, but dude, now you have a liverworst sandwich. Yeaaachh.
I wish I had school tomorrow.
Black.Ice
10-15-2006, 1:17 AM
Granted, however you are the only person at school. Seeing that you're the only person there, you'll attempt to leave, however, you'll find that you can't. Seeing that you can't leave, you'll be forced to study until you suffer a massive brain hemorrhage.
Lying on the floor, comatose in a vegetative state, you realize that your wish wasn't that great. It would have been better to stay at home and waste a day at warboards instead.
I wish for Warboards not to be as addicting as it is.
TinyDancer
10-15-2006, 1:22 AM
Granted, but you can never speak to any of us again. *tear*
I wish I could never wear clothes again.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 1:24 AM
granted but you will be naked every single day of your life
I wish that I was a super hero
TinyDancer
10-15-2006, 1:26 AM
Granted, but you're Stinky Cheese Man, and people run when they smell you coming.
I wish Zerg_eater actually knew how to properly corrupt a wish, instead of just rewording it.
Black.Ice
10-15-2006, 1:29 AM
Granted, however his superior skills in the game room make him become a moderator. AJ, upon realizing his new moderators outstanding effort, promotes him to admin, which results in the death of Warboards.
I wish for the ability to read peoples minds.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 1:29 AM
granted, but it;ll take about five minutes to do so
I wish someone would tell me how to properly corrupt a wish
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 1:31 AM
Granted, however his superior skills in the game room make him become a moderator. AJ, upon realizing his new moderators outstanding effort, promotes him to admin, which results in the death of Warboards.
I wish for the ability to read peoples minds.
well, since u posted right before me...
granted, but you cant stop reading minds which will make ur head hurt.
I wish I could have 3 thousand dollars of real money, US money
Leosam096
10-15-2006, 1:32 AM
Granted. You'll get one dollar each year until you get 3000 dollas
I wish I had sanity.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 1:36 AM
I dont really understand what it means but...Ill try
Granted, but you will be the only person in the world
I wish someone would tell me what sanity means
TinyDancer
10-15-2006, 1:36 AM
Granted, but you're the manager of an asylum.
(edit, z_e beat me.)
Granted, but now all you can ponder is the definition of sanity (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sanity).
I wish I could skip church tomorrow, with no negative consequences.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 1:37 AM
Granted, but you're the manager of an asylum.
I wish I could skip church tomorrow, with no negative consequences.
granted, but you had no church tomorrow :o:o
I wish I could skip church tomorrow, with no negative consequences.
Granted, but you later start believing the teachings of it. Therefore, you regret skipping a session. :P
I wish that the Maths exam tomorrow is easier than the past exams.
ZE - you never made a wish!
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 1:41 AM
oops, i frgt
granted, but your next maths exam will be twice as hard as before
I wish I had no school on monda- friday
TinyDancer
10-15-2006, 1:42 AM
Granted, but as the class progresses, you wish that you had taken the exam, because now you have no idea where you rank. :P
Edited for z_e's wish: Granted, but you have school for 48 hours straight on the weekend. No breaks.
I wish I could paint my nails without getting the polish everywhere.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 1:46 AM
Granted, but you cant move your feet or hands for the next 4 hours, for it to dry
I wish I had awesome ninja skills
Black.Ice
10-15-2006, 2:00 AM
Granted, but you suffer from severe arthritis.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.
TinyDancer
10-15-2006, 2:01 AM
Granted, but your contacts itch.
I wish that crayons came in more colors.
DBCooper
10-15-2006, 2:01 AM
Granted, but now you complain that nobody notices you anymore.
I wish I could overclock my computer to 20 teraherts without a fiery mess.
Edited for Tiny Dancer
Granted, but the new wavelengths of light burn your eyes out of your sockets.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 2:02 AM
granted, but instead it explodes
I wish my computer had 3 ghz and 3 gb of ram
DBCooper
10-15-2006, 2:06 AM
Granted, but you soon try to overclock it, burning your hands to a nice crisp.
I wish I could alter reality in my own image.
TinyDancer
10-15-2006, 2:06 AM
Granted, but your monitor breaks.
Edited for zerg_eat-I mean, DBCooper. :P Granted, but now everything looks like you, even all the chicks who used to be hot.
I wish that Linux had a better flash plug-in replacement.
And since when am I Protosschick??!!?!?!?!?! >:O
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 2:07 AM
granted, but you werent thinking about it right now so you just turened reality blank.
I wish I was the smartest person on california
DBCooper
10-15-2006, 2:14 AM
Granted, now everyone in California but you is mentally retarded.
I wish I could edit a written paper like you would a word processing document.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 2:15 AM
granted, but you are now a word processing document
I wish i was stronger
DBCooper
10-15-2006, 2:18 AM
Congratulations, your muscles have now exploded due to the overuse of steroids.
I wish I could eat staples.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 2:24 AM
grnated, but your mouth will bleed everytime you eat them but you will feel no pain whatsoever
I wish I had a piece of starberyy starburst
Leosam096
10-15-2006, 3:18 AM
Granted, but it would be too sour that your mouth would literally 'burst' like a star.
I wish I had good fiction novels.
Granted, but they are all written in Klingon.
I wish that I become the luckiest person on Earth.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 4:05 AM
granted, but you were lucky to go to sapce but you said the luckiest person on EARTH and your ship blew up and died.
I wish I could fly 50 feet from the ground
granted, but you were lucky to go to sapce but you said the luckiest person on EARTH and your ship blew up and died.
I wish I could fly 50 feet from the ground
Granted. However you have no means of returning to the ground. Hence, you are stuck, forever, at an altitude of 50 feet. Bye, Zerg_Eater. :P :)
I wish that I was better at public speaking.
CrazyTom
10-15-2006, 5:58 AM
Granted, but your skill at this will attract the attention of radical elements who see your speaking charisma as a threat to their supremacy. You will be assassinated for your powerful, radical views.
I wish for a large, juicy beef steak to eat.
Granted, but you catch mad cow disease. :)
I wish to have the ability to control what other people think.
Nickodemus
10-15-2006, 8:28 AM
I wish to have the ability to control what other people think.
Granted, but you can only make them think of porn.
I wish i had all the money in the world.
Granted, but it drops from the air and crushes you.
I wish that I could manipulate 'The Force.'
(I hope it's not already been done, I don't want to plough through 200 odd posts. Looks like a no. Thread search ftw!)
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 12:09 PM
Granted, but The Force manipulates you.
I wish I could touch the stars.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 12:39 PM
Granted. However you have no means of returning to the ground. Hence, you are stuck, forever, at an altitude of 50 feet. Bye, Zerg_Eater. :P :)
I wish that I was better at public speaking.
whoa,I knew something like that would happen
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 12:40 PM
Granted, but The Force manipulates you.
I wish I could touch the stars.
granted, but you will melt 100 feet before you can touch one
I wish i jump off a cliff and live
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 12:42 PM
Granted, but The Force manipulates you.
I wish I could touch the stars.
Granted. onc eyou touch a star you it explodes, immdiatly killing you.
I wish that all ppl would worship me
CrazyTom
10-15-2006, 1:16 PM
They will worship you with their words, but their hearts will be against you, and soon your religion will be consumed by doctrine and dogma, replacing real faith as it so often does...
I wish I was more hardworking.
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 1:40 PM
Granted, you are now hard while working ;).
I wish this course made sense.
CrazyTom
10-15-2006, 1:42 PM
The course now makes sense to you - but you will never pass the exam.
I wish people would stop stealing my hat. It's starting to get creased.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 1:53 PM
granted, but you said people and not a person, so i granted one person that they can steal your hat
I wish i had a wii right now
own3d0406
10-15-2006, 2:14 PM
Granted, but everyone else buys A PS3 and Nintendo goes out of buisness and makes no more games.
I wish I had an "A" in my science class.
Black.Ice
10-15-2006, 2:15 PM
Granted, but you have "F's" in all your other classes.
I wish I could stop time momentarily to just sit back and relax.
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 2:17 PM
Granted but time is stopped permanently.
I wish I had a large 24 pack of water right now. Hot damn I'm thirsty.
Black.Ice
10-15-2006, 2:27 PM
Hey, my wish was to stop it momentarily. That means, not permanent. :)
Granted, you have a 24-pack of water. The size of bottles is < 1 oz, and it's hot, salt-water.
I wish that girls would flock to me like ... uhh, pigeons to a bird-feeder.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 2:30 PM
granted, but theyre really fat and ugly
I wish i had a plasma screen tv
EvilEmpire
10-15-2006, 2:33 PM
I wish i had a plasma screen tv
And you go blind in the second you swich it on.
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I wish I was god.
Granted, but you are sued for criminal damage when an insurance company refuses to pay out for lightning damage to someone's yatch since it is an 'Act of God' (Billy Connoly, ftw!)
I wish I had DoW: Dark Crusade right now.
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-15-2006, 3:52 PM
Granted. But the CD breaks during 99% of installation and your game couldn't be installed.
I wish I was 18 right now.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 3:53 PM
granted, but the 31st century was a century where humans are slaves of dogs
I wish i was the ruler of the world
BrotherGreen
10-15-2006, 4:07 PM
Granted, but Mars is made habitable, and everyone flocks to Mars, except for criminals and Lesbians.
I wish I had won my soccer game today =(
TSOShadow
10-15-2006, 4:35 PM
Granted and the rest of the season you lose...
I wish my wish isn't twisted and that I get my dam infraction removed....
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-15-2006, 4:35 PM
I wish my wish isn't twisted and that I get my dam infraction removed....
And is considered to be two wishes, that's a no no. You got another infraction in two days. :P
I said, I wish I'm 18 right now.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 4:50 PM
Granted. But you commit a crime and are now legally adult, so you go to jail instead of farm school.
I wish I still loved my ex girlfriend as she loves me.
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 4:52 PM
Granted. she loves you so much that she chains you up in your own home
I wish that i had a fully, 100% uncorruptable gun
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 4:56 PM
Ummm, the wish was "I wish I LOVED my ex girlfriend as much as she loves me", but okay.
Granted. Itīs over there, instead of your genitals.
I wish I knew all the stuff about centripet force and tangential acceleration, since I have test tomorrow.
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 4:58 PM
Granted. you know all about it for 1 second :P
I wish that i could get away with what ever i wanted.
CrazyTom
10-15-2006, 4:58 PM
Granted, but no one will like you.
I wish I didn't need any sleep.
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 5:01 PM
Granted. Unfortunately there is a new law forcing ppl to sleep for at least 6 hours a day. you are promptly arrested
I wish that I was the funniest guy in the world.
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 5:06 PM
Granted, but people are no longer amused by humour. The new thing is seriousness.
I wish I had some mad spaghetti right now.
psycho42b
10-15-2006, 5:10 PM
Granted, the spaghetti is so mad, it beats you up to vent.
I wish I could control time around me.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 5:11 PM
Granted. But your wish defies the laws of physics, and you end up blowing the whole Universe up.
I REALLY wish my ex girlfriend was here right now :(
CrazyTom
10-15-2006, 5:14 PM
She is here... she's watching you through the curtains, holding a sack, a rope, some stones and a map to the nearby canal...
I wish I could stop playing these forum games...
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 5:15 PM
granted. she disappears from her new job interview just so you can have her. She proceeds to sack you and beat the shit out of you
I wish that i was INVINCIBLE!
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 5:18 PM
Granted, your invicible. On Pluto.
I wish I had a shitload of time to study.
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 5:19 PM
Granted. you have been chosen to be in a space exploration program. your sent to space. now you have all the time you want to study
I wish that a had a crapload of money
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 5:25 PM
Granted, CrazyTom. But one of these players submits SC2 release news, so everyone can play the OMFG game of the mllenium except you, cause you stopped playing.
Granted, WickedImposter. Humanity is destroyed, and you find yourself alone on Earth with a pair of radioactive cockroaches for buddies.
I wish I wasnīt so obsessed with my ex girlfriend, even if she tells me "letīs go back again", I would be able to say "no".
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 5:26 PM
Shit...
Granted. But you sintethize the money in your stomach, and shitting it is a very painful endeavour. have fun.
I wish I wasnīt so obsessed with my ex girlfriend, even if she tells me "letīs go back again", I would be able to say "no".
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 5:27 PM
Granted. You suddenly develop a hate for her, and you go over and shoot her.
I wish that i was peter griffen
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 6:03 PM
Granted, you are now Peter Griffin:
http://www.bands.uiuc.edu/images/people/griffin.jpg (http://www.bands.uiuc.edu/people/Peter_Griffin.php)
I wish ITSTORRASQUE4U would edit ftw.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 6:18 PM
Granted, but since I dunno how to edit, I try to and break down the whole site.
I wish my ex girlfriend called me right now (oh shit, I have Dialup). Okay, I wish people here would get pissed off about me wishing about my ex girlfriend.
BlackHawk
10-15-2006, 6:24 PM
Granted, you get a new girlfriend. I'm not going to corrupt this because then we would all lose.
I wish I had $1500.
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-15-2006, 6:24 PM
Granted. We already are. Someone in the next twenty minutes will be sent to beat you up.
...
I wish I had $1500
Granted. But you spend it on something worthless.
I wish all of a sudden no one has to go to school tommorrow.
WickedImposter
10-15-2006, 6:26 PM
granted. North Korea decides to drop a bomb on your town
I wish that i had a thermo nuclear bomb
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 7:02 PM
There you go. But youīre sent back to Hiroshima. You now have a thermo nuclear bomb... in your town.
I wish I had a new girlfriend so I could stop talking about my ex.
Calibur
10-15-2006, 7:27 PM
Granted, you have a new girlfriend who frantically talks about your ex.
I wish mankind's main form of tranportation was a fleet of giant flying dogs.
ITSTORRASQUE4U
10-15-2006, 8:01 PM
Forgot to wish, so Iīll corrupt the previous.
Granted. A presidential caravan is en route to The Definite World Peace Treaty when a flying cat comes into scene...
I wish people here didnīt forget wishing.
TSOShadow
10-15-2006, 8:49 PM
Granted... But now they wish everything for you! Mwaahhaha!!!! OLOLOL!!! OmGZ!!??
hehe...
I wish everyone in the world trips at exactly 3:15pm (GMT -05:00 Eastern Time US & Canada) everyday! (when school gose out for me :p)
DBCooper
10-15-2006, 8:57 PM
Granted, but soon you trip over the love of your life, and she promply slaps you.
I wish I had another slushie.
DragonPaladin
10-15-2006, 8:57 PM
Err...ok, but the force of everyone trip knocks the Earth out of orbit. GG HUMANITY.
I wish I didn't forget to wish.
TSOShadow
10-15-2006, 9:20 PM
Granted... Now everyone wishs count for both of you!
I wish that I had the powers of a Dark Archon...
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 9:41 PM
granted, but your esp points are 1/1
I wish I was a zealot
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
10-15-2006, 9:43 PM
I wish that I had the powers of a Dark Archon...
Granted. Your body was fused with retard and you have difficutly controling your minde.
I wish I was a zealot
Granted. But you will soon be killed by guy with a flamethrower.
Hm... I wish CWAL II becomes extremly famouse.
Zerg_eater
10-15-2006, 10:03 PM
granted, but yo uwere so famous that u were suffocated from autograph books
I wish, i was indestructable
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