Corrupt a Wish!

[Kellanved]

Granted, you get that wish; but that wish isn't this wish, and thus I get to grant and corrupt this wish by saying that that wish won't ever get granted.

I wish that people in this thread came up with more clever corruptions to a wish.

[Leosam096]

Granted. You realize you're already corrupted thus backfiring the power of leprechaun wish on you... causing you to die.

I wish I had a dog.

[Galiant]

granted but it bit you in the genitals and the dog was gay and was on crack and it killed you

I wish for nothing

[Kellanved]

Granted, but you need oxygen for respiration, and food for fuel, but since you have nothing....

I wish that you wouldn't grant this particular wish.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

But I'll grant it anyways for corrupting your wish, so granted.

I wish I had another pony...

[apostolos]

Granted.You die cuz it ate 20 eggs and farted in your mouth.

I wish I didn't have a pony

[DarkGunner]

granted, you do have one

i wish my dryer wouldnt eat my socks

[Zerg_eater]

granted, now it eats you

I wish a had a friendly pet hydralisk that doesnt kill, bite, or snarl at me

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, you now have a gay pet hydralisk that doesnt kill, bite, or snarl at you, but it will rape you every night.

I wish the human extinction!!! (I'm a bandicoot, so I don't care...)

[DarkGunner]

granted, but all the dead bodies spread diseases so all the bandicoots die.

i wish i was paid for playing video games

[Kellanved]

(majorsonn cheated by not granting my wish :/ )

^Granted, but only sports games, and for minimum wage (and you don't have the education for a better job).

I wish for you to corrupt this wish.

[apostolos]

Granted,but the wish dies before I corrupt it.

I wish I was the pw0nz0rer

[DarkGunner]

granted but other than being a pw0nz0rer you have no life

i wish i had a submarine

[apostolos]

Granted,but it sinks with you inside.

I wish I could do whatever I want

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but the government doesnt like the way you smell so they kill you. Oh and you were a threat to them.

I wish my teeth didnt hurt.

[apostolos]

Granted.You don't have teeth at all.

I wish ppl posted wishes that said the same word over and over again

[Leosam096]

Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted. Granted, but Corrupted.

I wish for mutant fish.

[Galiant]

Granted but it was gay and it raped you

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish

[Leosam096]

Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted. Granted its Corrupted.
Oh my gosh I just made your day. *That's how corrupted it is*

I wish I could do this forever.

[Mr.Bad]

Well sucks for you, huh? Cause you can't.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

^you didnt post^^^^

Granted. but you have to eat ass for the rest of your life.

I wish i had a vampire immunity.

[Leosam096]

Granted... oh wait... you're really dead.

I wish I had a death note

[Galiant]

granted but you wrote your name first then you died.

I wish I would die right now....

[Kellanved]

Granted, but there's an afterlife >=)

I wish to have sex with the person below me.

[apostolos]

Granted,but you become Zerg_Eater 1 sec before sex and I pwn your @$$.

I wish to sleep.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you cant wake up


I wish a had a friendly pet hydralisk that doesnt kill, bite, or snarl, and isnt gay that will rape me every night, and is in a leash, that eats human food like crackers, steak, and will be my protection, and it wont turn into a man eating monster, and is immortal

[Borgorb]

Ur next door neighbour gest jealous and tells NASSA So they launch it inot space and u never see it again

i wish i had my own predator fighter ship

[apostolos]

Granted,but it gets blown to billions of pieces in a big explosion of sound and light.

I wish I was a nuke

[DarkGunner]

granted, counter measures will shoot you down.

I wish i had a steak to eat that wasn't poisoned and i was invincible

[apostolos]

Granted.When you fart,the world explodes in a nuclear explosion and you are cursed to fly in deep space until a mothership uses it's black hole on you.

I wish I had SC2

[Galiant]

Granted but when you open it your computer shorts down

I wish I wasn't a gazillionaire

[Kellanved]

Granted: In the scale of gazillionths of a dollar, you aren't/never will be a gazillionaire. (That means you'll never have as much as a single dollar.)

I wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year.

[apostolos]

Granted,but you have awful X-mas and you die In the first sec of the new year.

I wish I died

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but You really will die....



I wish a had a friendly pet hydralisk that doesnt kill, bite, or snarl, and isnt gay that will rape me every night, and is in a leash, that eats human food like crackers, steak, and will be my protection, and it wont turn into a man eating monster, and is immortal, and knows how to teleport back home, and is friendly to all neighbours

[Kellanved]

Granted... you basically just described a neutered rat with 3 legs... you call him "hydralisk", and his cute way of struggling across the cage floor as "teleporting".

I wish for my very own metal spike. Y'know, like the ones that stick out of the floor as a booby trap to kill intruders? I want one removed from the ground, and given to me as a gift.

[Zerg_eater]

granted but then you accidently poke yourself



I wish a had a friendly pet hydralisk that doesnt kill, bite, or snarl, and isnt gay that will rape me every night, and is in a leash, that eats human food like crackers, steak, and will be my protection, and it wont turn into a man eating monster, and is immortal, and knows how to teleport back home, and is friendly to all neighbours and isnt a neutred rat with 3 legs

[Kellanved]

Granted, but it has all other attributes that people are going to corrupt it with in the future, in this thread.

I want a cookie.

[apostolos]

Granted.You are the cookie. Yummy! Tasty cookie!

I wish Zerg_Eater's friendly pet hydralisk that doesnt kill, bite, or snarl, and isnt gay that will rape me every night, and is in a leash, that eats human food like crackers, steak, and will be my protection, and it wont turn into a man eating monster, and is immortal, and knows how to teleport back home, and is friendly to all neighbours and isnt a neutred rat with 3 legs died

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but on your christman holiday you visit Santa's village and he accidently sents it back to Zerg_eater,luckyly (for Z_E) he sold his teleporter and cannot ever come back to you,but still you can dream can you?

I wish I could go to the future that is a near one.

[DarkGunner]

granted, but everyone would be dead

I wish i could beat up bouncers

[Borgorb]

Granted
U think U can

i wish i had a mega ultra uber avitar and sig combo

[Kellanved]

Not granted, since you didn't grant the last guy's wish as you were supposed to.

I wish for my very own personal Terran Medic.

[Galiant]

Granted but twas infested and blew up into little chunks of orgasm

i wish i have something to wish on

[Sento]

granted, you would wish you had a voice... if you could talk

i wish i owned a Dropship like CrazyOldMan's dropship

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. It drops out of the sky on you.


I wish my nose didnt run

[Faiien]

grated but then it walks away

i wish it was raining

[RavenCrusade]

Granted but it soon stops and the sun begins to shine.

I wish I wasn't such a loser.

[Faiien]

granted
but now your somewhere between a loser and a bigger loser lol

i wish i could fly

[apostolos]

Granted,but you can't go down or land and you constantly go higher so you die when you reach space.

I wish I was a wish

[Faiien]

granted but your a bad wish so nobody ever uses u

i wish i was an oscar mayers wiener

[Observer]

i wish i was an oscar mayers wiener
(What the heck? What's a wiener? Oh well. A winner then.)
Granted, but a robber gets into your house and robs the trophy fron you.

I wish I wouldn't get robbed or killed.

(HOLY COW!!! 206 PAGES!!)

[Dragonboyjgh]

someone eats you

i wish people would post in my opptomist prime thread, and that it becomes the next internet sensation with all credit of it's creation going to me.

Try to beat that people!!1!

[Observer]

Ah, I'm still here, so...

Granted, but they think it's very awful, they credit you with stealing it, and now there is an angry mob destroying buildings to find you.

I wish that everyone died, including me, and nothing is left behind (Haha! Corrupt that one!)

[Kellanved]

Granted, but there's an afterlife >=)

I wish for a dollar

[Observer]

Ah-hahaha! Ah whatever.

Granted. All you have now is just one dollar, nothing else (besides yourself)

I wish I get robbed.

[apostolos]

Granted.Zerg come to your house and take your family and your belongings and destroy your house.

I wish I had everything good.

[DarkGunner]

granted, you also have everything bad

i wish i had a peasant family to beat and work in my sweat shop

[Zerg_eater]

granted, then they turn on you and tortuure you


I wish I had a death note

[Observer]

Granted. Your death note burns up, before you can read it.
(Try doing this on a Wii!)
I wish apostolos was cloned and starts killing everyone, including me, in every life, is invincible, kills every person evenly, Can't do anything else, and never stops.

[DarkGunner]

granted, but he lives on the moon so he sits there waiting for astronauts to kill


i wish i had a wii

[apostolos]

Granted,but it asplodes and throws you to the moon so I pwn you.

I wish Sparta was burnt to the ground

[DarkGunner]

granted, but This Is Sparta!!!! so it cant happen



i wish in the greeks would pwn the persians ass

[apostolos]

Granted,but the Greeks got pwnt from the romans.

I wish for nothing

[Zerg_eater]

granted, now you get something


I wish for another death note, thats unburnable, and nobody will find out that I am the 3rd Kira

[DarkGunner]

granted, but someone steals it.



I wish for a nice invincible, unstealable car

[Galiant]

Granted, But it got stolen

I wish Lucky Star weren't cute

[apostolos]

Granted.The creators cancelled it and put zerg pr0n in it's place.

I wish I was burnt to death

[Zerg_eater]

granted, after that, you were T-bagged my master chief

I wish for A ahdslafl;kdasjflk;dlkgjarlkgfjl;adsjl;sdjlfjsaldkf jlasjlfjaslkdfjlksajflkjsdklfj.ccom

[DarkGunner]

granted, but its no a valid website so you cant visit it


I wish for a rocketlauncher

[Zerg_eater]

granted, then you blow yourself up

I wish for a wish that I could wish so the wish for the wish can be a wish for a wish

[Sento]

granted; but due to the fact i am confused... you are now a worm, good luck with the bird

I wish i knew what Zerg_Eater was talking about

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the new knowledge you have gained has made your head explode. Sorry.

I wish I was Superman!

[Sento]

granted, you are surrounded by kryptonite.. tough luck

i wish i had a fleet of wraiths, battlecruiseres and valkyries

[BludSyko]

Granted, but they're all used and have a 99.9% chance of malfunctioning and causing massive explosions.

I wish I had a rocket launcher.

[Sento]

granted; the instructions are in an unknown language and you fire the rocket backwards, blowing up everything you hold dear

I wish i was color blind

[Borgorb]

granted you cant see colours
along with everything else bcause ur completely blind

i wish i had a fish

[Observer]

Granted, the fish turns out into a mutant that can live on ground, so it hops out of the fish tank and eats you up.

I wish I can speak every single language.

[apostolos]

Granted,but you forget every language after 1 minute.

I wish I had a wish that wished the universe was destroyed.

[Sento]

granted, but as wishes cant make wishes, nothing happens

I wish i had uber photoshop and 3d modeling skills

[BludSyko]

Granted, but now you have no hands, and thus, cannot use a computer.

I wish I was a doctor.

[Sento]

granted, you perform surgery on yourself and fail.. p.s., i don't need hands, i got feet :P

I wish i wish i was a fish

[BludSyko]

Granted, "Welcome to Lake Oahe, currently holding a fishing tournament of over 100 participants..."

I wish I was immortal.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, "Zealots will be shot... Resulting immortals will be nuked"

[Sento]

granted, you are an immortal.. hope you enjoyed dying once, cause it's gonna happen again

I wish i had an SCV

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, your scv will create a barracks and the ghost will call a nuke on your house

i wish i would be a Jedi

[Sento]

granted, you are killed by the dark side... a shame

i wish i was the overmind

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, you were surrounded by 200 zeratuls :D wtf ownd

i wish i was luke skywalker

[Sento]

granted, but because you got no skills, your father pwns you... ouch

I wish i was Emporer Mengsk

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, kerrigan tricks you and pwns you

i wish i was a modder

[Sento]

granted, but as you didn't wish for modding skillz... need i say more?

i wish i had a banshee (hey, why not?)

[BludSyko]

Granted, but now you are surrounded by 50 scourge who found their way out of SC1

I wish I was Zeratul!

[Sento]

granted, go join the other 200+ zeratuls

i wish i was a ghost

[BludSyko]

Granted. Don't look now, but Torrasque is right behind you, and you have no energy to cloak. Bummer.

[Sento]

what, no wish?

I wish i fired a gun while holding it backwards

[BludSyko]

Granted, 'nuff said.

what, no wish?

Heh, forgot to put one XD

I wish I could fly.

[DarkGunner]

granted you get shot down

i wish i was hungry and thirsty

[BludSyko]

Granted, but now you are locked in a cage just more than an arm's reach away from a large buffet with many delicious drinks.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Galiant]

Dranted, but they're all fake

I wish I wasn't God

[Zerg_eater]

granted, now youre kira


I wish Konata izumi was my girlfriend

[apostolos]

Granted,but you become anime.

I wish anime ruled the world

[Zerg_eater]

Granted,but you become anime.
d
apostolos....I LOVE YOU!!!! THANK YOU FOR TURNING ME INTO ANIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


granted, but your the only real human left, so then you get captured and then killed


Misa MIsa was my best friend

[TheOutcast]

Do you wish that?

I wish people would play my RP in the RP forum....:concern:

[Zerg_eater]

ah`duh!!


granted.they.post.so.much.that.all.your.posts.ther e.gets.deleted


i.WISH.misa.misa.was.my.sister

[Galiant]

Granted, She never was your sister

I wish I wasn't anime

[Zerg_eater]

granted, now I will hunt you down


I really wish Konachan was my girlfriend

[TheOutcast]

Granted, but she has a penis...

I wish I has lots of money...

[Zerg_eater]

granted, they're all counterfeit

I wish My girlfriend Konata didn't have a penis

[BludSyko]

Granted, but now she hates you and has left you.

I wish people would stop talking about anime.

[Zerg_eater]

granted`but`now`a`person`keeps`talking`nonstop`abo ut`it


I`wish`this`blasted`keyboard`is`fixed

[BludSyko]

Granted. Now your computer is broken ^.^

I wish I don't have to go back to school.

[Sento]

granted, you are stupid and become a homeless bum.. that nobody donates to

I wish i had a loaf of bread

[BludSyko]

Granted. Now you are in the middle of the desert holding a very dry loaf of bread. Bon appetite!

I wish I had a pic in my sig.

[Sento]

granted, the pic scared everyone to death.. including you.. GAH! EVIL MIMES!

i wish i could end to French Mime Conspiracy once and for all!

[BludSyko]

Granted. Now there are Italian, Dutch, German, Irish, and British Mime Conspiracies.

I wish I had infinite knowledge.

[Sento]

granted, you know exactly what number Infinity is.. and that's it :P

I wish my name was spelled backwards

[BludSyko]

Granted, your name is now Otnes. Unfortunately, everyone will still call you Sento.

I wish I owned my own at-home business.

[Sento]

granted, the FBI comes and seizes the property as the governments... they own all business, didn't you know that?

I wish i lived in the Emerald Isle (that's Ireland)

[apostolos]

Granted but it gets invaded by the Protoss.

I wish SC never existed.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, now WC rules the world..thanks a lot


I wish Apostolos would stop TRYING to hunt me down...

[TheOutcast]

Granted, he WANTS to hunt you down...

I wish I was good at warcraft...

[Zerg_eater]

granted, u get banned for cheating



I wish i had undetectable hax

[Sento]

granted, they are so undetectable, they don't do squat

I wish i had the ultimate weapon to end the anime invasion of Warboards

[Zerg_eater]

granted...but we're invincible OOOOO.OOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wish for death to all anime haters except for people I want alive

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the people still living burn you at the stake for being a witch.

I wish I have super-human strength.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but then you accidently crush yourself after picking up a 3 ton pot of gold

[apostolos]

(make a wish or die)

I wish I got more possitive reputation at warboards.

[BludSyko]

Granted, but WBs discovers that you used hax to up your rep, and you get banned permanently.

I wish I had boobs.

[exterminator]

And boobs you shall have. Many boobs. Much more than two.

I wish I could read minds of everyone.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but you recieve so much feedback that your head goes boom.

I wish i had less heat here

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you jtus caused the second ice age. thanks alot, now we have to stay in our fridges to warm up.

I wish borborg, or however you spell it, never called me a dumbass, just because he's a dumbass

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but I'll pwn you 'cause I didn't understand your wish.

I wish my girlfriend had bigger boobs (a little...)

[Zerg_eater]

granted, its so big you get suffacated from them


I wish I never had to take a crap again

[apostolos]

Granted,you must take shit.You make shit in the shape of zergling and you eat it.

I wish I had more posts

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but 999,999,999,999 posts scraps the Internet.
*breathes deep*
Congratulations! You'll be sacrificated by the Warboards people to a Bill Gates' statue for recovering the Internet so we can use WB and Battle.net!

I wish I had no wishes.

[BludSyko]

Granted, but now your family is in danger and the only way to save them is by using a wish.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[apostolos]

Granted,but a sumo wrestler sits on you cuz he didn't see you.

I wish I was a Herc

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but someone pokes a needle into your giant balloon half-godly muscles, and they pop. Wish overrrrr....

I wish i never made this thread so that people wouldnt enjoy it.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, I start it, and you dont get any credit for it



I wish for an asdf qwerty uiop ghjlk; zxcvbnm, keyboard

[Nostradamus]

Granted, but because of its OMGORZ 1337nezz it grows a mouth and eats you alive

I wish for a chance to shoot everyone I hate

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, but I get the wish too so I shoot you



I wish i could..tada

[apostolos]

Granted,but you disappear.

I wish I farted.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but your fart stunk so much, you die

I wish..... that I could reveal my secret about ......... to everyone

[apostolos]

Granted,but when you tell it to me I kill you.

I wish igod had more things to say

[BludSyko]

Granted, now he will nag you and never shut up.

I wish I owned the whole planet!

[bobboy]

Well, you do, after it gets barren, and no life lives on it. The main government announces that it is declared an off limits zone. If anyone happens to own this partiular piece of property, they will be killed. Now: how is the execution going to be? Well: First you are put inside a car. There is a slow buildup of carbon monoxide, which will kill you in about three hours. You must get out. Afteraccomplishing various tasks, you get out and then, someone grabs you. They attach electrocution devices via alligator clips to extremeties and tounge, and genitals. Slowly, the voltage builds up, then stops. You then get killed by 1000 cuts to non major areas of your body.


I wish I had a pot of gold. And a green hat.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, then you get caught, and eated!!!


I wish I had uber free rider map makin skillz

[BludSyko]

Granted, but you are forbidden to make maps.

I wish I was uber popular.

[Gunmonk]

granted, I still hate you tho.

I wish I had an uttorent

[diablo1123]

Granted. But it steals all your bandwidth

I wish life on earth would end.

[Leosam096]

Granted but those with no lives die.

I wish I was a sandwich and die.

[Galiant]

granted, you never got a chance to eat the sandwich

I wish I wasn't sergeant sosuke sagara

[diablo1123]

Granted , your now an old man

I wish i had some water

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but it was polluted



I people under 1000 posts are called noobs

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the website suddenly contracted a virus that only affected your account, setting your post count to 0, and only allowing you to post once per day.

I wish I had a sandwich right now.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted. A crap sandwich.

I wish I had bazooka.

[Zerg_eater]

GRANTED YOU BLEW UP WITH IT THOUGH,

Sorry caps lock was on..anyway I wish I wasn't underweight, or overweight

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, you're not underweight or overweight, you're dead.

I wish I had more ideas for the wishes. I don't know what to put now that my girlfriend's boobs 'biggening' wish was granted.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but since your emo, you with you would kill yourself


I wish school started at september 10

[bobboy]

Granted, but the end of school is that much longer.

I wish MajorSonnwaitts' gnome would stop shooting me.

[apostolos]

granted.It shoots your @$$ instead.

I wish I was gay

[Sento]

granted, you hit on T and get pummeled

I wish i could watch that

[Zerg_eater]

not a problemGranted, but the end of school is that much longer..

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Make a wish, please...

I wish MajorSonnwaitts' gnome would stop shooting me.
I can't stop it. He almost shooted me once. And he's a dwarf, not a gnome. Gnomes are even smaller.

I wish the people didn't get confused and say to the bandicoot I had in my sig it's a rat, or to my dwarf a gnome.

[Gunmonk]

Wikka wikka wikka uh uh uh uh uh (continues in a reggaeton/ rap beat) granted your dwarf is a gnome and it wont go home. your badicoot is a rat and you're too fat. cause you're too fat you die, now ain't that fly? wikka wikka wikka.


I wish I had sephiroths sword

[Sento]

granted, but you are so weak you drop it on yourself.. ouch

I wish i pwned everyone here in something other than a flight sim

[Gunmonk]

granted everyone includes you.


I wish I had halo 3

[Zerg_eater]

granted...its a de--soMEthing copy


I wish for ... this! *shows this*

[BludSyko]

Granted, but it's a cheap knock-off and crumbs when touched.

I wish I had a Hi-Def plasma TV.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but it blows up in .00000000000001 seconds











i wish the internet was for food services

[apostolos]

Granted,but they don't have Zergs so you die from starvation.

I wish I had a pancake

[Sento]

granted.. but you have no syrup, butter, or anything else for it

I wish i had a nilla wafer

[Gunmonk]

granted I give you one and you choke on it and die


I wish I were a magical, fanciful rainbow

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, you're a magical, gay rainbow.

I wish I could make another wish.

[Gunmonk]

granted but its still against the rules and you get banned causing your computer to blow up and in short your head explodes in sheer amazement.



I wish I was chuck norris

[BludSyko]

Granted, but, unknown to you, Chuck Norris made a deal with the devil to sell his soul for fame.

Btw, the contract ends in 3... 2... 1...

Your soul is now in Hell. Enjoy your visit.


I wish I was the devil.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but God pwns your ass.

I wish I had a cookie:cookie:

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but it was expired.....


I wish that this wish was uncorraptable

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but you are killed

I wish for a gf that is NOT a shemale or a guy

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, shes the fattest, ugliest, most women-demeaning thing I could possibly say, and she disgusts you to your core to a point that you turn gay.

Too bad you didnt want a guy...

I wish my back didnt hurt.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but your head explodes

I wish for a gf that is NOT a shemale or a guy and shes NOT the fattest, ugliest, most women-demeaning thing I could possibly say, and she DOES NOT disgust me to the core to a point that i turn gay.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, she eatsyou alive 'cause she's cannibal.

I wshi I wnsa't dislexic.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but you are shot because i did not understand your wish - wtf???

I wish for a gf that is NOT a shemale or a guy and shes NOT the fattest, ugliest, most women-demeaning thing I could possibly say, and she DOES NOT disgust me to the core to a point that i turn gay and she is not canibal.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but YOU broke up with her....



I wish my pet hydralisk(you know the crap i said) was uncorraptable

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but he hits you in the head and drowns you in the toilet.

I wish for a gf that is NOT a shemale or a guy and shes NOT the fattest, ugliest, most women-demeaning thing I could possibly say, and she DOES NOT disgust me to the core to a point that i turn gay and she is NOT canibal and NONE of us brokes up with the other.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but she gets owned by me
I wish I was never shot in the face

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but instead you are hit in the balls.

I wish for a gf that is NOT a shemale or a guy and shes NOT the fattest, ugliest, most women-demeaning thing I could possibly say, and she DOES NOT disgust me to the core to a point that i turn gay and she is NOT canibal and NONE of us brokes up with the other and you are dead so you can't own her.

[VigilanteV]

Granted, but shes a zombie.

I wish i didn't have to wash dishes for a job.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but now you have to take out the trash

I wish I didnt get shot or hit in the balls or smacked, or thrown into space, or explode, or turn into a zombie, or die

[ZeratulStukov]

STUPID DOUBLE-POSTING !!!! :mad: :mad:

Granted, but you now must clean elephant shit at the zoo.

I wish for a gf that is NOT a shemale or a guy and shes NOT the fattest, ugliest, most women-demeaning thing I could possibly say, and she DOES NOT disgust me to the core to a point that i turn gay and she is NOT canibal and NONE of us brokes up with the other and you are dead so you can't own her and she is NOT a zombie or any creature.

[Zerg_eater]

granted....but now you got owned by me



I wish I didnt get shot or hit in the balls or smacked, or thrown into space, or explode, or turn into a zombie, or die, or have to clean up any shit, andZeratul stukov...you copied me and my hydralisk wish where I had it continous copy cat

[Zerg_eater]

Granted. Wait, Playboy? Oh, sorry, I ordered 20 Playgirl models. Enjoy :\.

I wish I had some sexy calfs.REALLLLYYY old post...
LOL THEN YOUR GAY!!!!!!!!!!

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but now you have got your genitals cut off by a zombie with a sword

I wish for a gf that is NOT a shemale or a guy and shes NOT the fattest, ugliest, most women-demeaning thing I could possibly say, and she DOES NOT disgust me to the core to a point that i turn gay and she is NOT canibal and NONE of us brokes up with the other and you are dead so you can't own her and she is NOT a zombie or any creature and NOBODY owns me.

[Sento]

granted, but you can't get to her because she has been sent on a one way trip to the sun

I wish ZS would stop wishing for a GF

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but now i wish for your wraith to be destroyed

i wish for sento to loose his wraith in crash, and he will NOT be harmed.

[Sento]

granted.. the wraith crashes into you and i just get a new one.. with better tech

I wish i could revive ZS

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, i reanimate and cut off your balls

i wish sento would consider this "fight" between us just a joke

[Sento]

Granted; the rest of the wing, unfortunately...

I wish for an F-22 Raptor to use as target practice ;)

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but accidentaly it shoots you with a omgwtfsupal33tpwner NUKE

i wish someone would continue the discussion about zombies... really :sad:

[Sento]

granted, the discussion turns to how you were eaten by a zombie

I wish i had a chainsaw

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, you killed yourself w/ it.

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but i dont know what that is, so you blow up


I wish you guys stopped tandem posting...i think

[Galiant]

Granted, Instead of Tandem, they posted Spam and Ads

I wish I was saddam

[ZeratulStukov]

Read more carefully, zerg_eater
i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me

granted, but the americans have killed you.

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me

[apostolos]

granted,but it gets stolen.

I wish I had a pancake

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but it's full of mud

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen.

[Sento]

granted, it turns out to not be what you thought it was

I wish i had a stinger

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, and you get stinged in the eye with it.

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM!!!

[Galiant]

Granted, Instead of Tandem, they posted Spam and Ads

I wish I was saddam

No one granted my wish!!!:cry:

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but the americans have killed you.

[UMSLdragon]

Dude? Where's your wish?

I wish I could make clones and kill the clones!!!!

[ZeratulStukov]

HELLO BLIND GUY!!! :mad: :mad:

Granted, but one sruvives and kills you because i hate you... :P

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM!!!

[apostolos]

Granted,but you die from cancer when you touch it.

I wish I was cartoon

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, a cartoon alien shoots you in the head.

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me if i thouch it.

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but it exploded.

I wish I had a Porche.

[apostolos]

Granted,but you die from cancer when you touch it.OK then when you see it.

I wish TPAM wasn't banned

[Galiant]

Granted, but you were banned for life.

I wish for eternal damnation

[Sento]

granted, you find yourself in a church and.. well, you know

I wish i had an M-82 and unlimited ammo

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you shot yourself.

I wish I owned you

[Galiant]

Granted, but I pwned you first

I wish I was Ikuto...

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, but you were pwned by me

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not pe pwned or ownd by anyone

[BludSyko]

Granted, but you develop a fatal brain tumor and die before it is delivered to you.

I wish Zeratulstukov would stop making the same wish over and over.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted but i own you

READ BETTER

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not pe pwned or ownd by anyone

[BludSyko]

Ok, let me try again...

Granted, but it got lost in the mail. :P

I really wish zeratulstukov would stop making the same wish over and over.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted but i pwn you again

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not pe pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great

[BludSyko]

Granted. Unfortunately, it was all just a dream.

And seriously zeratulstukov, quit posting the same question.

I wish I had telekinesis.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but in your sleep you cause the celling to fall on you

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not pe pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream

[RavenCrusade]

Granted but you get pwned by everyone that's pissed at you.

I wish ZeratulStukov would stop being a retard.
Or is that too outlandish?

Nah, I wish I was a muffin.

[ZeratulStukov]

1) granted, i am not a retard anymore, instead i fuck your mother
2) granted but i ate you

NOW LOOK BETTER

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not pe pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream

[RavenCrusade]

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not pe pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream


I Never Said that you pe pwnd, I said you were pwned. TYPE BETTER.
Btw, I Only Wished Once; the Muffin thing.
And don't f**k corpses. :mad:

I Wish I Knew How To Fly. :concern:

[ZeratulStukov]

then i fuck you :P

granted, you can now fly and i shoot you, thinking that you are a goose.

i wish i had a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream

[RavenCrusade]

Granted. You Had One.

I Wish I Left This Thread For Obvious Reasons! *Leaves Thread*

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, you left the thread and we shot you...

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but we spawn zerglings who over run you and Burrow with the gun, ner to return, nor can it be found and used again... ;) beat that

I wish Zeratual would stop the redundantcy and be more original... is it too much to ask?

[ZeratulStukov]

I wish Zeratual would stop the redundantcy and be more original... is it too much to ask?

granted, Zeratual stopped.

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything....

[RavenCrusade]

So ZeratulStukov , do you just want somebody to grant you your wish with no exceptions? Why are you doing this? It's Stupid. I really can't find a reason for you constantly repeating and fixing(if you'd even call it that) the same wish. Why?

EDIT: I realise I'm breaking the rules of the game, but the game is no longer fun if ZeratulStukov continues to 'play' it this way..

[DoctorZettabyte]

Indubitably agreed. Keep it simplistic. Like so:
I wish I had Orange (http://www.half-life2.com).

-DocTera

[Kawagata]

but it fades into yellow.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

???

I wish people stop posting without making a wish.

[Kawagata]

my bad...
I had to edit mine because he posted before me by a few seconds.

I wish Vista wasn't so glitchy.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Fine, but the next patch ruins it.

I still wish I had Orange (http://www.half-life2.com). (Seriously Kaw...yellow? You can do better.)

-DocTera

[Kawagata]

granted but orange gave you epilepsy and burns out your house's wiring when it used to much energy to create such a bright color..

I wish for Green.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted...blows out your monitor, leaving it Red and Blue...no green pixels :(

I wish for Meaty Meat! (Meaty, not Mighty.)

-DocTera

[Kawagata]

..... Pardon?
Granted but it turns out to be mystery meat.

I wish the person below me is poor.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but I still buy Orange anyway.

I wish for universal understanding of the games we play and how they work!

-DocTera

[Kawagata]

Granted but it all turns out to be powered by magic and pixie dust.

I wish for all the Orange.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but I get one!

I wish for no tommorow.

-DocTera

[Kawagata]

Granted but the day after tommorow took its place.

I wish for 40 days of rain.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but Noah killed you for it.

I wish for total narcalepsy among the corrupt administration!

-DocTera

[Kawagata]

granted but they don't overdose for the next 10 years.

I wish for world peace.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but Manhunt II is released and the US unfortunately stays in Iraq.

I wish I'd answer that PM, but...[sleep]

-DocTera