Corrupt a Wish!

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But the police arrest you anyway

I wish I were a PUSSYMAGNET

[DarkMirror]

All i can say is have fun getting those cats off of you.
http://www.mycatwearsclothes.com/images/claws.jpg

I wish for a Geni rocket launcher.

[Gunmonk]

granted but since you mispelled it your get a genie launcher that corrupts your wishes.

I wish I could get fire fox

[apostolos]

Granted.You get a fox on fire not Firefox.

I wish bullies never existed.

[Gunmonk]

I wish you'd take the smileys out of your sig isnt going to happen, is it?


I wish I were the mod over the IR

[apostolos]

Granted.You are a bad mod and grt banned

I wish Gunmonk corrupted my wish.

[Gunmonk]

I did and I shall corrupt nit again except the letter get corrupted fdnhjkgnnosngnr dfsp[jgoi[jhoishjogijo erijdfjnr oijyrhgoidnf iopyhgnlg. Transl;ation you still get beat up for your lunch money.


I wish I had nothing good

[apostolos]

Granted.For a rly stupid reason your wish got corrupted!

I wish people wished clever things

[Gunmonk]

Granted they do but they're so clever they make you look like a moron.

I wish I had a unicorn

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But then you die and won't ever be able to enjoy owning a unicorn.

I wish I were good with computers!

[Gunmonk]

Granted but then you become a hacker and someone gives you an STD and you get arrested.

I wish I had the source code for worms (the game)

[DarkMirror]

granted but since you mispelled it your get a genie launcher that corrupts your wishes.

I wish I could get fire fox

Not a Genie, dummy. A GENI (From STARGATE) rocket launcher.

[VigilanteV]

you get the source code, but the game cause a critical error on your computer.

i wish i had enough nukes to inslave the world.

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But one blows up and kills you before you nuke the world.

I wish I could fly!:D

[VigilanteV]

granted, you are now a humming bird

i wish i had a empire under my control that would do everything i say, everone loves me as a leader, and i am consider a god. Also i want my empire to be the entire world and is super advanced. and i want to be immortal.

[DarkMirror]

Then, as you are a god, Satan comes up and engages you in combat. As you are both immortal, neither of you can win, so that goes on for eternity while your empire collapses.

I wish for A Genii Rocket launcher. And to have access to the Stargates. And be Anubis from SG-1.

[TheOutcast]

What the hell's a genie launcher??? I don't play StarCraft!!!

I wish I could fly, without being a hummingbird, or any flying animal, Siegemaster!
(not to mention any names!)

[VigilanteV]

Then, as you are a god, Satan comes up and engages you in combat. As you are both immortal, neither of you can win, so that goes on for eternity while your empire collapses.

I wish for A Genii Rocket launcher. And to have access to the Stargates. And be Anubis from SG-1.

you son of a bitch, i though i had everything worked out.

granted, but you get sucked into a jet turbine.

i wish for perfection.

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But then you get drunk and can't be perfect anymore

I wish I could get out of my house more often
(it's been a fucked summer vacation for me so far)

[apostolos]

What the hell's a genie launcher??? I don't play StarCraft!!!

I wish I could fly, without being a hummingbird, or any flying animal, Siegemaster!
(not to mention any names!)There's nothing like that in SC.

Granted,but you get hit by a car.

I wish could command the protoss.

[Borgorb]

granted but they rebel and destroy you

i wish i had a laz gun from warhammer 40k

[apostolos]

Granted,but you think that front is back and shoot at yourself.

I wish Starcraft was the most popular game ever.

[Gunmonk]

granted but halo still owns


I wish I were the masster chief

[ClintonM]

Granted, but Master Chief is a Woman (saying you want to be a girl?)

I wish Life was like Final Fantasy.

[Gunmonk]

Granted but your that chick that sephiroth kills in FFVII (saying you want to be a dead girl?)

I wish I had sephiroths sword

[VigilanteV]

here's one thats made of plastic.

i wish i lived in the game oblivion.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, thats what you became, oblivion.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[TheOutcast]

Granted?

I wish that the person above me made a wish.... a PROPER wish...

[Zerg_eater]

granted but any wish is a wish, so technically, if I were to corrupt it, it would be
"Granted, you wish for a knife to kill yourself."

I wish A had a sign that has Sharp Ejes

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But then you CUT YOURSELF WITH IT! by the way it's EDGES, not EJES!

I wish I could find a better avatar!

[Gunmonk]

Granted but it sux tho.


I wish I had a mini me

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But then you step on him.

I wish I were not bored.......:concern:

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but now your getting tortured.

I wish for an avatar.

[Borgorb]

granted but it says
I AM A GAY WHORE

i wish i had my own tv

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But you only get the Knowledge Network on it...

I wish it weren't 40 friggin degrees celcius outside!

[apostolos]

Grated.You're 50.

I wish My wish wishes that my wish wishes the others to wish.

[TheOutcast]

.............................

I wish I never screwed up on my last wish!

[apostolos]

Granted.You screwed up all the other wishes that you made

I wish for something that wishes it had a wish that wished he was a wish.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. Now you die.

I wish i didnt have to live through heartbreak......

[apostolos]

Granted.You have to live through 2 of 'em

I wish I was immortal,was 30 years old forever and never get ill.

[ClintonM]

Granted You're immortal, you're still 30 years old, but you're ugly as hell.

I wish I could play StarCraft better than Boxer.

[apostolos]

Granted.But then Slayers_Boxer comes and pwns you in 3 seconds.

I wish I could fly wherever I want and whenever,

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you can only fly 2 feat up in the air


I wish I wouldnt be nagged all the time by my grandma and my aunt and my lil cuz

[Gunmonk]

granted you're a hobo tho


I wish I hadnt got laid off today

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, then you die



I wish I would stay 11 but like die when my time comes

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Have fun never drinking or getting laid.
Baby.

I wish that in soviet Russia, bitch raped you!

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but she feels sorry for me and gives me a free night job at her house :D:D

I wish this forum was never opened.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, then you ,get really really bored

[Sento]

(what... no wish to mess with? ah well...)

I wish Vista wasn't a pain in the arse

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, It never works.

I wish for a bigger room.

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But you don't have enough room on your property to expand your room...

I wish I had better games for xbox.

[Sento]

granted; but your xbox blows up in your face

i wish SCII was out right now

[TheDriver]

You get one hell of a intro but only one level that crashed.
Yo cant handle life any longer so you freeze yourself. >:)

I wish I was in a ball that had an unlimited supply of everything(air food) and was invincible. it has and toliet and the toilet disenergrates its wastes and while im in the ball im perfectly safe and that the toilet wont kill me. The ball is shock proof meaning i feel no pain while in it and sound proof if i want it to be. Beat That!

[Sento]

granted; you are lonely for the rest of your life and commit suicide
consider it beat

I wish i was a dark templar

[Borgorb]

granted but a sci vessle casts irridiate on u an u die a slw and excruciatingly painful death

i wish i had super strength

[apostolos]

Granted.You have super stregnth for a baby.

[SeriousGamer104]

You didn't make a wish^^^

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish that would get corrupted...
That probly got wished already so..
I wish for a chocolate bath. Not the other kind of chocolate!! lol!

[apostolos]

Granted.You get a chocolate bath.But the chocolate becomes solid and you're trapped.

I wish I wasn't n00b.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted you are a Megan00b

I wish That earth will be invaded by the Virons.

[apostolos]

Granted,but Xel Naga come and pwn the Virions.

I wish I had Zeratul as my friend.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted but he becomes jeleous of me being your friend and soon you become archenemies.

I wish I would become a moderator.

[apostolos]

Granted,but My enemy Zratul comes and slay you.

I wish I had a wish that was a wish.

[Borgorb]

granted but each wish u wish 4 is corrupted

i wish i had a 2nd computer

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but when you turn one on, the other turns it off, and if you try to unplug it, it explodes. And the other still gets turned off.

I wish I knew what the hell was up with this thread.

[Sento]

granted, and the knowledge makes you go no suicide

I wish i had the new harry potter book

[apostolos]

Granted,but it gets burnt along with your house and family.

I wish I never existed

[Zerg_eater]

grantd, then the earth, turns into the greatest place to live on, where there are no hobos, and we all live in mansions

I wish I was eating ice cream!!

[apostolos]

Granted.You're eating ice-cream that's made from cow crap.

I wish Zerg_Eater's ice-cream wasn't made of cow crap.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,its made of bull crap

I wish you a good day.

[apostolos]

Granted,but yours is crapy.

I wish you a merry christmas

[WarInSerbia]

Granted but you make an mistake by saaying that and you got merried to christmas (man was this lame or not?)

I wish that you receive 2500 euros.

[apostolos]

Granted,but you give me these.

I wish your corruption of my wish wasn't lame.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted they are so great that they give me rep from you!!

I wish that the wish below me isnt about me.

[apostolos]

Granted.It's about you not me.

I wish I was lame

[XEOZ]

You Brake you leg.. (lol like a lame horse.. hehe)

I wish you were skinny..

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, But I was already too skinny in the first plae



I wish I wasnt so sleepy

[apostolos]

Granted.You are 0% less sleepy

I wish this game never stoped

[Sento]

granted, it keeps going and going and going.. and sucks

I wish i could watch Apostolos and Zerg_Eater duke it out

[XEOZ]

Granted they duke it out with you.

I wish I was Rich!

[Mattimeeleo]

Granted. Because you are so rich, some poor bastard sniped you for your money.

I wish i can meet my gf

[Sento]

(you forgot to make a wish...)

I wish that people would make wishes when they were suppsoed to

[XEOZ]

(This was for I was i could see my GF. haha im a really slow typer.)

You meet her, and she dumps you.. (hehe... whered the poorman get sniper rifle laugh out loud.)

I wish I was good at warcraft..

[Sento]

(that's a response to my wish? ok.....) you are a good n00b at WarCraft

I wish i had a humvee

[XEOZ]

you use to have a humvee but not anymore

I wish i have a Corvette

[Sento]

you're corvette blows up as you insert the key... that's what you get for breakin your own rules! :P

I wish i had a BlackHawk that couldn't be destroyed or stolen or break down or harm me in anyway

[XEOZ]

You get a pink blackhawk that can only fly 2 feet in the air.. :D

I wish i had a RED Hummer that couldnt blow up or be destroyed or die or go slow or stall out.. or anything bad (ouch...)

[Sento]

granted... you are then thrown in jail for being in possession of a stolen red hummer

I wish for... a sniper rifle that couldn't backfire, wasn't stolen, couldn't break, had unlimited ammo, could never be jammed... etc etc

[XEOZ]

Ugh.. your wish is granted... but the scope is off and instead of killing George Bush you kill an innocent bystander

[Sento]

for not making a wish, i reattach the scope and shoot you in the groin

I wish someone other than me and you would post

[Mattimeeleo]

Granted... but he forgets to make a wish.

[Borgorb]

im beginning to see a trend...

i wish i had a giant peach

[apostolos]

Granted,but it is detroyed.

I wish I was Raynor

[XEOZ]

Granted but you have short term memorey loss..

[Kellanved]

^forgot... gah!

I wish a big dish of fish for dinner.

[apostolos]

Granted.It's an alive poisonous fish.

I wish Spider-man died

[Kellanved]

Granted: And Stan Lee decides to replace him with a new-and-improved (and MUCH more famous) Emo-man (inspired by the movie Spiderman 3).

I'm evil :)

I wish for two more wishes.

[Sento]

granted; you waste them on a carrot and peas

I wish i was a wolf

[Kellanved]

Granted; however in order to stay true to the fact that it is you who is in fact the wolf, and not just another random wolf, it then has your brain. Since it's too big for your head, there must be no skull to protect it, and thus, the only thing that protects it is scant layers of skin. Given, also, that a human brain is not compatible with a wolf's nervous system, you are automatically immobile and unconscious, and some critters can come and chew into your brain with ease.

I wish that nothing that I would consider a bad fate could ever befall upon me.

[XEOZ]

Granted.. (gah i got nothing)

I wish my map would work right.. :)

[Sento]

granted, you can't play it now.. that map lock worked too well

I wish my joystick worked

[apostolos]

Granted it works right for those that consider"Right" as crappy.

I wish People liked the Soul Hunters

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But people won't like it anyways....

I wish video game movies were actually good!

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted! But because of this all other movies suck!!!
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I wish more RAM for my comp...

[Zerg_eater]

granted, your computer gets too much RAM it blows up

I wish my computer would come back to life

[Gunmonk]

granted but then I kill it again with my cyb3r h4ck3r n1nj4 ski11zorz

I wish my girl friend understood 13375P34|<

[Sento]

granted, she speaks tech all day long, and you don't understand a word

I wish i could kill all the glitches in my Xbox 360

[apostolos]

Granted,but they kill you first.

I wish I could pwn an army

[Gunmonk]

granted but schwitzer pwns you and chuck norris pwns schwitzer.


I wish I had an army that was completely loyal to me.

[Sento]

granted, they are so loyal, they wag their tails when they see you

I wish i was a sniper

[Kellanved]

Granted, but there's world peace and you're out of a job.

I wish I could eat my own head.

[Gunmonk]

Granted but you choke on it.

I wish I could dropkick murphey

[Sento]

granted, dead... need i say more?
SCRATCH

granted.. .and Murphey pulls a roundhouse kick on you

I wish i had an MP5... SILENCED YA BABY!

[Gunmonk]

granted but you shootyourself with it and no one can hear it

I wish I had nd f16 that I knew how to fly

[Sento]

granted, you get shot down and killed by the Air Force... that's what you get for trying to shoot the White House

I wish i didn't make a wish

[Gunmonk]

granted but something goes awry and you die.

I wish I would get allot of good rep and be banned and die

[Sento]

granted, i steal the rep when you die

I wish i was dead

[Gunmonk]

grantewd and the laws of this forum say I cant corrupt you aftere your dead

I wish that there was a good wish

[Sento]

granted, the good wish involves you being dead

I wish i coudl swarm anyone with zerglings

YaY LING RUSH!1!!11!11!

[Gunmonk]

granted but you swarm yourself too and die.

I wish that hillary clinton would get rabies

[Sento]

granted.. o wait, it's already happened

i wish that i was not bored

[Gunmonk]

granted you dont come back here

I wish you would stop posting

[Sento]

granted.... good bye *shut down*

I wish i didn't grant that...

[Gunmonk]

granted you stiull dont comeback

I wish there would be a massive overhaul

[Zerg_eater]

granted, then it crushes you

I wish every IRC post I type in, it would count as a post count

[DemonKelec]

granted, but all of your wishes turn against you .

I wish i was the dictator of earth

[DemonKelec]

[quote=DemonKelec;500737]granted, but all of your wishes turn against you .

I wish i was the dictator of earth

why?:cool:

[apostolos]

Granted.You are the dictator of earth after 6000 years.

I wish I had the ultimate powers!

[Sento]

granted, you are too powerful and explode

I wish i had the ultimate RTS

wait... i do... SC!!! (hey.. that could be StarCraft AND Supreme Commander... nice)

[Gunmonk]

granted but its not C&C RA2 YR

I wish you'd yquit acting like a nubcake

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, you are a nubcake.

I wish I had cake.

[Sento]

granted, it's one of those surprise cakes... the surprise? George Bush with an AK-47 shotuing "you've got the WMD!"

I wish i could watch that without getting shot

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But you get shot anyways.....

I wish my computer wasn't vulnerable to virus's

[Sento]

granted, you get a bunch of bugs

I wish i could figure out Outcasts avatar

[TheOutcast]

Granted?

I wish people could figure out my avatar.

[Gunmonk]

Granted but they die because of your retardation

I wish that there would be better corruptions

[Sento]

Granted... but you are shot for copying someone else's wish
scratch that

Granted, your wishes become so curropted you commit suicide
I wish outcast would stop copying me

[TheOutcast]

How the fuck am I copying you?

I wish Sento would stop posting...................... stuff....................

[Gunmonk]

granted and because I am so awesome the secret police knocks him up...er.... off

I wish no one would cuss

[TheOutcast]

Granted!!! (no I mean it)

I wish Sento would stop being sensitive....

[Gunmonk]

granted but hes still an emo dork


I wish I could get my post count higher by posting in the game room

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but you get labeled a spammer and banned.

I wish I was good at this..

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But your not good at corrupting the wishes...

I wish I had better things to do.

[apostolos]

Granted,you have to clean the toilet,not the whole bathroom.

I wish there were no humanz.

[Kellanved]

Granted but cats evolve into intelligent life forms and turn out to be far worse... and you have to live among them.

I wish that I was important enough to be tortured for information.

[apostolos]

Granted.You are tortured but it rains and the fire is out.The guys that tried to torture you think that it's a signal from the God and they run away.

I wish I corrupted more wishes that I do

[Kellanved]

Granted, but they're all sucky like the one you just did now.

I wish my wish couldn't be a wish that's granted because the grant-er's own wish couldn't afford him a grant to grant the wish for a wish that I wished with Hugh Grant.

[apostolos]

Granted.You are just too stupid to afford my corruption that your head explodes in a magnificent explotion of light and sound.

I wish this wish wished tha all wishes wished for a world full of wishes that wish they were unwishable so the are wishing to corrupted by your wish.

[Gunmonk]

granted but in a strange turn of events the smileys in you sig come back and kill you.


I wish that apostolos' wish made snese

[apostolos]

Granted.My wishes now make snese.(not sense :P )

I wish this wish wished that all wishes wished for a world full of wishes that wish to kill the person below me.

[Gunmonk]

granted you die too.

I wish you'd shut up

[Kellanved]

Granted but apostolos is the only one that holds the words of wisdom that can make you happy.

I wish that the person below me likes me, and would only want good things to happen to me.

[Gunmonk]

granted, I stalk you tho. :p

I wish that I could play piano

P.S. THIS IS MY FIVE HUNDRETH POST w00000000000t

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But your instructor isn't very good at teaching....

I wish I didn't flame Zerg_Eater:concern:. Now I feel bad.....

[Gunmonk]

granted I flame zergeater!]

I wish I had a cool avatar

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but it's smaller than an ant.

I wish that my wish wished for a fish...

[Sirion]

Granted. Your wish got the fish it wished for, not you.

I wish that I could finish writing something for once.

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But you finish everything too quickly and nobody likes your work...

I wish I could rent a game from Blockbuster without it screwing up!!!

I HATE BLOCKBUSTER!!!!:mad:

[Kellanved]

Granted but is screws YOU up!

Genie, I wish for your freedom!

[apostolos]

Granted.You get captured in his place.

I wish You died

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, YOU died not him.

I wish my router didn't suck.

[Borgorb]

granted but now instead of ur router sucking the rest of your computer sux

i wish i had free access toall game platforms and games

[apostolos]

Granted.You have total access to all platforms from the Neolithic age.

I wish I had a horse

[Zerg_eater]

granted, then it kicks you, because you approached him in a blind spot


I wish I knew what tandem posting was. (Corrupt it and tell me please :P)

[apostolos]

Granted.You accidentally do tandem posting so you get infraction(T posting is posting with another guy only,like this:
A:bla bla
B:bla bla
A:bla bla

and so on)

I wish Zerg Eater won me in arcade.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but you are his slave, and you never get more then 1 moments rest a day.


I wish I could get a better sleep then what I do.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, you sleep forever now


I wish i could pronounce giggily's name

[TheOutcast]

Granted! You're chinese....

I wish my computer didn't crash... again....

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted it exploded.

I wish my computer didn't randomly restart on me.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted it didnt start up again.

I wish i had more time for WB

[apostolos]

Granted.You have more time for Warner Bros.

I wish You had more posts than me.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, you have no posts.


I wish my now non-starting computer started.

[apostolos]

Granted.It starts to explode.

I wish I had a pancake

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, its drier than a desert in a drought,(<<even possible?)and nothing to put on it.


I wish more people would post in here again.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted now they spam you endlessly.


I wish i had your waffle.

[apostolos]

Granted.It gets annihilated.

I wish warboards were full of spammers that spammed me.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but now AJ must ban 'em all and he'll ban you too for wishing that.
I wish I could kick your ass.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but I get revenge


I wish for a way to kill punkbuster, burn it, skin it alive, and throw it in a river, and kill whoever invented it!!!!BECAUSE PUNKBUSTER IS A FUCKING WHORE, WHICH CANT MAKE ANY FUCKING MONEY CAUSE NO FUCKING PERSON FUCKING LOVES IT!!! THAT ASSHOLE OF A PUNKBUSTER! WHOEVER MADE IT IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE BY MY FUCKING HANDS

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but you get thrown in jail and made a whore yourself.

I wish for a new computer since mine exploded.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, that one doesnt boot at all


I wish for a wish to come to me so my wish may wish that I wish that I wish faries were real that wish would come true for a wish

[Kellanved]

Granted, your wish indeed does wish that you wish that you wish for a faerie, but its wish never comes true for you never end up wishing that you wished for a faerie but instead, you simply just wish for a faerie without wishing to wish for it, and it, in fact, doesn't come true, for that's not the wish that you have originally intended me to grant, but it was that your wish wished for something, and indeed it did make that wish, but that wish didn't come true.

Also a dog bites your balls off.

I wish that they sold Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs Cereal where I live.

[apostolos]

Granted.They sell CFSBCs that were rotten since the middle ages.

I wish Zerg-Eater had an Avatar.

[Kellanved]

Granted: It's a Protoss Victory icon, and suddenly he becomes extraordinarily famous in the forums for having such an original idea.

(This was probably done 100+ times but...)

I wish for a pet stingray.

[Galiant]

Granted but it was gay and on crack and it came from hell and raped you to death

I wish I have an uncorruptible wish

[apostolos]

Granted.You have an uncorruptible wish,not incorruptible.

I wish I could pwn you.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but I'll pwn you instead anyways...:_owned:

I wish I had Starcraft 2 right now.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but its incomplete and never starts up.


I wish that you guys would stop destroying my computers.

[Galiant]

Granted but the boot disk cannot be detected

I wish for an INcorruptible and UNcorruptible wish

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted you now have a wish that defies all logic and destroys you and everthing you love......including your anime!

I wish i had a chance with this girl.......

[apostolos]

Granted.You have a 0% chance to suceed.

I wish we died the same time.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted we die at the same time............1000000 years apart with you dieing first.

I wish that apostolos would appreciate the Zerg as the Supiriour race

[apostolos]

I aready do.I apreciate them as the super losers because you asked though.

I wish that Zergs existed

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, now they will do a zergling rush against you.

I wish my girlfriend could understand Starcraft...

[apostolos]

Granted but she dies.

I wish MajorSonnwaitts removed the "Vote Black.Ice" from his sig

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but now you die 'cause I need to corrupt the wish.

I wish someone could kill Elton John.

[apostolos]

Granted.I can,but I'm too bored to kill him.

I wish I was rich.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but you'll be sent to jail for selling drugs.

I wish I had my own Terran Viking.

[apostolos]

Granted,but it's destroyed.

I wish I had a wish

[DarkGunner]

granted but you only have a wish bone

i wish i could play sc2 3 months before it came out

[apostolos]

Granted, but istead of SC2 you get the new WoW expansion

I wish Diablo 3 existed because some people are sad because Diablo 3 wasn't announced.

[Kellanved]

Granted. They scrap SC2 in order to have the manpower for this project.

I wish for world piece.
(NOT world peace.... world piece, as in a piece of the world.)

[apostolos]

Granted.You get a piece of cow crap that's in the world.

I wish I was banned

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted. You're banned for life from BattleNet.

I wish I had a pie.

[apostolos]

( I don't play b.net :P)
Granted,you get a pie from the toilet.

I wish I played at b.net

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but you suck........as always....

I wish i could swear....

[Zerg_eater]

granted, then you swear in front of children, and you get beaten up for it



I wish for peace on earth since the beginning of time

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. you are sent back in time to try and get the cavemen to get peaceful. without a translator.

I wish i had friends.....

[apostolos]

Granted.They die when you meet them.

I wish you got owned

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted....it was by my own stupid mistake and also by the lack of your owning skillz.

i wish that apostolos would stop posting right after i have

[apostolos]

Granted,but he starts again.

I wish for war

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but its between you and the zerg, and you have no weapons besides a stick.


I wish I had more time for WB.

[Borgorb]

granted but its the only thing u hav time 4 and u r forced to say on it forever

i wish i had my own viking

[apostolos]

Granted,but I steal it.

I wish I could fly wherever and whenever I want and land wherever and whenever I want.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but you land on a land mine blowing yourself up.

I wish i didnt have a cold sore.

[Kellanved]

Granted; the cold sore has you.

I wish for a severe beating.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but then you recover, and then get beaten to death

I wish for a post reply button

[apostolos]

Granted.You push it and your comp explodes cuz of the billion virus that your comp cached.

I wish I never existed

[Borgorb]

Granted, u never exist in the outside world
u r kept undergound and u r toutred 4 all of time

i wish i had my viking back

[apostolos]

Granted.He slays you.

I wish we dinned in hell tonight.

[Kellanved]

Granted, but it's because we are Athens.

I wish I was that god character from the bible.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but you got sued by the real God for identity stealing.

I wish I could pwn you all.

[apostolos]

Granted,but you die before you touch us.

I wish MSW didn't die

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but someone else will die...

I wish my girlfriend liked to play SC...

[Gunmonk]

granted she just stops... playing you.

I wish I had a unicorn

[apostolos]

Granted.It slices your testies with its horn.

I wish I was a ubern00b

[Borgorb]

granted ur an ubern00b at absoulutely everything

a.k.a. a RETARD!!!

i wish i had a pet dragon

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. It eats you.

I wish i didnt have sore throat.

[FyrDemon]

I wish i didnt have sore throat.

Granted, assuming you will stop this forceful habit.

I wish i had a sniper rifle.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. you shoot yourslef.

I wish i had a tamed pet mutalisk

[FyrDemon]

I wish i had a tamed pet mutalisk

Granted, assuming you will unleash it upon the world, sparing me :).

I wish, we shared the mutalisk and dominated the world

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted but i turned it on you and ruled the wasteland.

I wish i had a pair of wings.

[FyrDemon]

Granted, then I suddenly cut them off with a big pair of Anti-Wing Cutters.

I wish then, I could have your wings.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. You get Hep. B from my blood.

I wish you would let someone else post instead of just you

[FyrDemon]

Granted. If they would just post.

I too wish someone else but us two would post and Corrupt wishes of Others

[apostolos]

Granted,but he corrupts yours.

I wish for a wish that wished you died

[FyrDemon]

Not granted.

But wish for it on the Contrary

[DarkGunner]

granted but you would also die.

i wish i had a problem with zerg_eater

[apostolos]

Granted,but he wins so I kill him.

I wish you left Zerg_Eater to me

[FyrDemon]

Granted, but you became a zerg and he ate you.

I wish I had the powers of Jesus

[DarkGunner]

granted but you would be crucified immediately

i wish i had a problem with apostolos so i could leave zerg_eater to him

[apostolos]

Granted.I kill you first,then move on to Zerg_Eater

I wish Zerg_Eater won me in Arcade tournies

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. You are now his gay sex slave.

I wish i had a fairy like navi

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but you get a horrible infection in your balls and you die...

I wish I had a pony.

[DarkGunner]

granted but a dog eats your pony

i wish i had secret nuclear wepons hidden in the middle east

[Borgorb]

granted but they explode all at once when you are inspecting them

i wish i had my own thor

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. He smashes you with his big ass hammer.

I wish i had pong

[Galiant]

it pinged you to death.

I wish I have an Incorruptible, Uncorruptible, Bad luck Repelant, Non Lethal and all Anti-Negative Wish

[apostolos]

Granted,but you step on a mine and asplode.

I wish anime was NOT invented

[DarkGunner]

granted, but you dont exist

i wish i was invincible and unkillable

[apostolos]

Granted.You are so ugly that you suicide.

I wish I was The Zergod

[Galiant]

Granted but you have a Zerg Goddess from which was the Matriarch of teh Zergs and you have to fuck it so you can prosuce more minions that do nothing but crap around your kingdom until protoss forces came and blow the shit out of you and Satan didn't accept you in hell because you fucked a Zerg Queen that disgusted Satan so you were sent to Mars were you have no Oxygen and your head inflated because of the space vacuum and it blew up because it was enormous as God's Dick.

I wish I have an Incorruptible, Uncorruptible, Bad luck Repelant, Non Lethal and all Anti-Negative Wish that gave me infinite goodluck and thus destroying every corrupt, bad luck, lethal and Negative around me.