Corrupt a Wish!

[Kazansky]

Granted. You'll die on the 11th keg.

I wish for more wishes!

[Icarus]

Granted, but i wish for you.

i wish Russia would regain it's satellites and relive the old U.S.S.R. days! (does it hurt?yah i think it does)

[WarInSerbia]

Granted and the cold war began.And Russia changed the name to Novaya Rusija!

I wish Russia will not send misiles to Europe!

[Icarus]

Granted. instead, they send the missiles to your face.

I wish my Brother would stop his incessant sound he calls "music"

[Atillawurm]

Granted he stops but you eventualy go insaine because you are so used to hearing it that it fucks up your whole scedual plundgeing you in to a world of darkness and chaos that was once your own vision of a perfect world.

I wish the little midget next to me would stop pushing the the fucking escape key.

[Icarus]

Granted, but suddenly a pop-up depicting 3 apes doing questionable things to a woman's orifice scars the dwarf's mind, causing him to go berserk and beat you to death with a stick of butter in an uncontrolled frenzy.

I wish my damn utorrent would work

[Gunmonk]

Granted it works... but then in a cataclysmic turn of events aliens invade and you are forced to destroy them with the uttorent. Then just as you are about to use it you're all like "dude what the hell is an utorrent?" and then you find out and then an alien comes and shoots you with the cerebral bore from turok three. It starts to suck out your brain fluids but then just as it about to explode chuck norris roundhouse kicks it off your head thus saving you (sadly) but then an alien graps a plasma shocker and kills chuck norris with it. Chuck norris' body explodes and then you find out that hes a frieken robot. Back at the hide out you eat some food... it really good food your favorite even. but what you dont know is that someone slipped you some ex in it and now you are trippier than kieth richards and really frieken lohaned. But then aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants break through your weak door thats only a level thirteen. and the your like "what the hell is puce?" so then you look at the aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants and then you're like "oh... so thats what puce looks like!". Then in a sparatic event of wittyness you pick up the taling turtle that if you rub his back three times purple genies come out holding bongs and smoking huge blocks of reefer saying "okay maaaan ifffff-iiiiiiffff you *takes a huge hit* *cough*promise to buy me twinkies *cough* I- I wiiillllll grannnnntt you three wishes *takes another hit* *cough* but who the hell keeps count? *cough*" and throw it at the aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants and it does nothing! The aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants decide to pick it up and throw it at you. it hits you so hard you die. And then the turtle says "Hey... I can't feel my legs!"



I wish one of my schitzophranic personalities was a psychiatrist

[Zerg_eater]

uhhh... wtf

granted, but then it kills you

I wish for Real american money, not counterfeit, and it was a million dollars

[Gunmonk]

granted it was and is no more!

do you even know what a psychiatrist is?

I wish santa was fake!

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but then you don't get presents at Christmas.

I wish that Gunmonk didn't write so much.

[Gunmonk]

Granted but then I got bored so your wish ended up something like this: in a cataclysmic turn of events aliens invade and you are forced to destroy them with the uttorent. Then just as you are about to use it you're all like "dude what the hell is an utorrent?" and then you find out and then an alien comes and shoots you with the cerebral bore from turok three. It starts to suck out your brain fluids but then just as it about to explode chuck norris roundhouse kicks it off your head thus saving you (sadly) but then an alien graps a plasma shocker and kills chuck norris with it. Chuck norris' body explodes and then you find out that hes a frieken robot. Back at the hide out you eat some food... it really good food your favorite even. but what you dont know is that someone slipped you some ex in it and now you are trippier than kieth richards and really frieken lohaned. But then aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants break through your weak door thats only a level thirteen. and the your like "what the hell is puce?" so then you look at the aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants and then you're like "oh... so thats what puce looks like!". Then in a sparatic event of wittyness you pick up the taling turtle that if you rub his back three times purple genies come out holding bongs and smoking huge blocks of reefer saying "okay maaaan ifffff-iiiiiiffff you *takes a huge hit* *cough*promise to buy me twinkies *cough* I- I wiiillllll grannnnntt you three wishes *takes another hit* *cough* but who the hell keeps count? *cough*" and throw it at the aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants and it does nothing! The aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants decide to pick it up and throw it at you. it hits you so hard you die. And then the turtle says "Hey... I can't feel my legs!"

you got to admit that is pretty funny tho.

I wish Adolf Hillary (Hitler Clinton [Hillary clinton]) would die in a cataclysmic turn of events just like 124167

[SeriousGamer104]

What??? 124167 died?? How!?!?!

You got yourself a penalty for that long and not funny at all comment above.
No wishes of your's will be granted for three turns.

I wish that is wasn't so hard to put my socks
on after I get out of the shower.

[Kazansky]

Granted. But now you can't put anything else on, except your socks.

I wish that China was a living thing.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. It kicks your ass like Ganandorf just did to me.

I wish i could of kicked Ganandorfs ass instead

[Kazansky]

Sure, granted! But then his friend shoots you!

I wish I had never wished this wish.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but your computer eats you because you tried to kill this thread
I wish i didnt just press al+f4 for my assignment

[Kazansky]

Granted. Your computer crashes instead.

I wish people would go to my youtube channel.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted then they find out that they dont have the FLASHPLAYER.

[Gunmonk]

but then I have my newly acquired secret police cap you while your eating breakfast and dreaming about this: in a cataclysmic turn of events aliens invade and you are forced to destroy them with the uttorent. Then just as you are about to use it you're all like "dude what the hell is an utorrent?" and then you find out and then an alien comes and shoots you with the cerebral bore from turok three. It starts to suck out your brain fluids but then just as it about to explode chuck norris roundhouse kicks it off your head thus saving you (sadly) but then an alien graps a plasma shocker and kills chuck norris with it. Chuck norris' body explodes and then you find out that hes a frieken robot. Back at the hide out you eat some food... it really good food your favorite even. but what you dont know is that someone slipped you some ex in it and now you are trippier than kieth richards and really frieken lohaned. But then aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants break through your weak door thats only a level thirteen. and the your like "what the hell is puce?" so then you look at the aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants and then you're like "oh... so thats what puce looks like!". Then in a sparatic event of wittyness you pick up the taling turtle that if you rub his back three times purple genies come out holding bongs and smoking huge blocks of reefer saying "okay maaaan ifffff-iiiiiiffff you *takes a huge hit* *cough*promise to buy me twinkies *cough* I- I wiiillllll grannnnntt you three wishes *takes another hit* *cough* but who the hell keeps count? *cough*" and throw it at the aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants and it does nothing! The aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants decide to pick it up and throw it at you. it hits you so hard you die. And then the turtle says "Hey... I can't feel my legs!"


I wish that a mod (preferably GA) would come put everyone out of theoir misery by closing this thread

[Mr.Bad]

Um...Get a life?

[West]

your wish is granted, but your a deformed, mutated 3 year old girl

i wish i can never grow up

[Icarus]

Granted, but your stuck as a 99 year old person without genitals.

I wish my post count was 99999999999

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted but the American government sees it as a plot to kill Presidant Bush on the 9/9/09 and sends the SS after you and they pwn you.

I wish i wasnt getting PWNed by ganandorf.

[West]

happens but you get pwned by Kongorous unstead

i wish i was smart

[Gunmonk]

Granted but then you get retarded.

I wish I could kill myself so I wouldn't see this stupid game ever again

[rubberd91]

Granted, but when you die, you're forced to play this "stupid game".
I wish I found this thread earlier...

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, you were around when I made it and it was way more popular, but you got owned alll the time, and so you kill yourself like an emo.

Damn Emos.

I wish this poker game would start already

[Atillawurm]

granted then you get a cut from on of the cards, you start to bleed profusly, on the way to the hospital your beast friend gets the bight Idea to piss out the window you stop fast and that gets sliced clean off by the sliding window because you are in a van. You get to the hospital and while you are geting your finger sewed up you get diagnosed with an unknow cancer like virus, you then take a costly trip around the world so you can see everything you've always wanted to see. but a group of Albanian Suicidal monks kidnaps you and rapes you in all the holes on your body. you then die as their sex slave.

I wish This short person would let me use the computer.

[Mr.Bad]

lol

Sure, but the computer's broke!

I wish more people posted in this thread.

[West]

granted, but your WB account gets deleted

i wish i could sleep with the human kerrigan(not infested one)

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but she gets infested half-way through.

I wish I could sleep with the Infested Kerrigan, not the human one.

[rubberd91]

Granted, but you have to be infested as well, and midway in the infestion process you die because the egg that you were in got destroyed.

I wish that I have whatever I want.

[Icarus]

granted, you have whatever I want. which right now happens to be a lit stick of dynamite.

I wish Stan Getz was a woman

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. that man loves him long time.
I wish you would give us a name.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,Govno.

I wish that kebab never existed!

[Mr.Bad]

I would never grant that! Blasphemy! Go die in a hole. Filled with rapid dogs!

I wish warinserbia never said what he just said.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Thus, you dont dont get to corrupt his wish, and thus...
*pop*(You dissapear from the time space continum.)

I wish that I could control time and space.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you get stuck up like the Q in Star Trek. And then nobody likes you.

I wish That I didn't disappear from the time-space continuum, and still got to sleep with Infested Kerrigan.

[VigilanteV]

granted. Now your in a white room. It's very small and bright. And the only thing there is a card board cut out infested kerrigan, and a small bed.

I wish i had the moded map pack for halo2.

[Icarus]

uh... whats a kebab?

Granted, but then someone breaks into your house and caps yo ass for the map pack.

I wish the people on IRC would stop pumping me full of estrogen so i would grow breasts

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but you owerdose and die...

Kebab is a taliban national meal.I think that someone left a post on this or TPBM thread.Search.

I wish a wish that anyone could wish.

[Icarus]

Granted, but you're the only one who can't.

I wish milk duds didn't take away so many of my teeth

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but the tooth fairy takes them and gives you no money.

I wish that I am the king of Padinska Skela!

[Gunmonk]

Granted but then I personally in all my greatnes and magjestic form lead a glorious revolution that turns into a beautiful,violent, bloody coup and I personally pull the trigger. And you die. the end. or is it?


I wish GA was nice (or schizo)

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but Chuck norris pwns your ass.

I wish i will pass my geography test

[Icarus]

Granted, but your house blows up.

I wish the person below me will not corrupt my wish any way shape or form.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted........................................... .................................................
Shit where are the letters?

TPBM has a free wish.

[Zergratul]

i wish......a boook......joking....i wish other people would wish books

[WarInSerbia]

Granted|
|
I wish for a book to hit you on the head.

[VigilanteV]

granted, but it's a paper back

i wish for dictatorship over a country

[Borgorb]

granted but u are assasinated shortly after u rise to power

i wish i has sc2

[DarkMirror]

And you get a beta, which looks and plays like crap and crashes every time you get more than ten units. Including buildings.

I wish for a brief history of...dust.

[Epyon94]

Inorder to get said history, you are forced to travel the the Sahara, where a great number of bad things can happen...

I wish that Swords were used instead of guns...

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Now instead of a possibly treatable gunshot wound, they choip you in half.

I wish that nothing bad happens in the Sahara to me.

[Icarus]

Granted. But after you fall through a hole into an endless abyss leading into the earth's core(not in the sahara), You watch yourself slowly melt into goop while falling at terminal speed.

I wish I could effectively communicate to aquatic animals

[DarkMirror]

They all tell you to screw yourself.

I wish that as I was falling and melting, I evolved into an extradimensional creature similar to a god, but being almost totaly unable to intefre with this world except for touch, speech, and my visual aspect.(along with a few specail powers like illusions and slight mental influence.)

[Icarus]

Granted, but you choke and die on a small molten rock.

I wish my sister would stop sleeping on my favorite couch

[DarkMirror]

She sleeps on you instead.

I wish that you realised I was immortal as well as being a god.

[Icarus]

oh god... ew...

Granted, but I still have you choke on a rock.

I wish pink floyd would make a new album

[DarkMirror]

They do. Its called; Numbers is for suckuz!

I wish that I got into a fgight with G-Bush as my new form, minus the rock.

[Gunmonk]

granted but you go hunting with dick cheyney and get shot.


ME:I wish I had some tequila
GENIE:granted!
ME: I wish I had a genie
GENIE: *poof*

[DarkMirror]

Granted, but you just tried to grant your won wish, so goodbye from reality.

I wish that people knew that bullets dont hurt gods.

[Borgorb]

granted but they dont cere and shoot wildly anyway

i wish that n00bs would stop calling eveyone else crap

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, now noobs call you a noob.

I wish I died

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but the devil doesnt want you so he makes you alive again.
i wish i had a death note.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. But it burns.

I wish that as the mob was shooting wildly I would walk through it, and then throw them away with telekenetic powers. Then I laugh and fart on all the little childrens abusive fathers.

[bobboy]

Kay, but then you get attacked by large chickens without wings.

I wish I would stop saying I like pie.

[DarkMirror]

Now you say you like ass.

I wish that I could leap like a grasshopper, and not die when I land.

[Gunmonk]

granted you just die whn you jump.

I wish I had an idea of what ot get my girlfriend for her b-day

[Borgorb]

granted but its a crappy idea which ruins ur relationship

i wish i had a better graphics crad 4 my comp

[Icarus]

Granted, but there's no such thing as a graphics crad...

I wish Ppl wood lern2spel!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted but then you gain the power of spelling like n00bs on the 'net.

I wish i had truly unlimited dowloads.

[Borgorb]

granted but it is constantly downloading random things off the internet causing everything else you do to lag REALLY BAD

i wish i had the complete family guy collection on dvd

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you die


I wish WoW was finished dling so I could try the 10 day trial

[DarkMirror]

Yes, but then your realize this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4TyqYsC26g.
Speaks for itself, literaly.

In wish I could cast Frostshock in real life.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but u couldnt handle it's powers and end up killing yourself

I wish for STarcraFT 2

[DarkMirror]

granted, you get STarCraFT 2, a cheap ripoff of SCII.

I wish that I could just self reincarnate after killing myself.

[Zenox]

Granted but you reincarnate over a raging volcano..over and over again, trapping you in a cycle of life and death

i wish i could get some nice scores on my finals

[DarkMirror]

You get nice scores for a rat.

I wish that a hawk would swoop dopwn and pick me up before I fell into the volcano.

[Ghelgath]

Granted. It then eats you, so you spend your time self reincarnating in it's stomach till you pass through it's intestines and then reincarnate as... :cuss:

[Jimmy_the_saint]

You didnt post!!!

So ill start again.

i wish i had SSBB

[Atillawurm]

Granted But i don't know what that is so you get a inflatable sex doll, a used slightly sticky and slippery sex doll.

I wish I could live forever and a day.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but your life is all of 5 second and it is painful.

i wish i had Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

[Atillawurm]

Granted the characters come to life and then kill you in your sleep.

I wish I knew who this Jimmy The Saint Is.

[Gunmonk]

you mean saint jimmy and for that I cap yer ass.

I wish someone knew who the patron saint of vacuum was (=rep to whoever gets it right and can cite the reference)

[Borgorb]

granted but he commits suicide because he as NO FUCKING IDEA WAT HIS JOB IS!?!?!
i wish i never got homework

[Atillawurm]

granted you get syphilis.

I wish I had a pony that would both kill me and let me live.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. It takes you to be George Bushes Personal aid, and you cannot take any action that would cause him harm. That counts inaction as well. And you never die, and as G. Bush is an incarnation of devil neither does he.

I wish to be transported to my signatures world as its etarnal lord, and be able to kill anyone who trys to oppose me.

[Atillawurm]

Granted except I oppose you and you said I can't Die, so you Die instead, and the peasants run around pissing on you boulder covered grave.

I wish I knew if the pope really was Darth Sidious.

[Borgorb]

granted but the power of god smites you into tiny pieces

i wish i had pearl

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, you get the sudden erg to eat it, and it disappears in to
one of your lungs. Now you need surgery to get it removed
cause it feels like a skate boarder riding your lung like a half pipe!!!
Anyways there was a slight mishap, your surgery gets mixed up and they perform a lobotomy instead, and you die the next morning with a mouth full of your favorite chocolate pudding!!! the end.

I wish the lawn mower would cut the grass it's self...

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but i soon becomes a sentient being and sees you as grass and cuts you. Alot.

I wish that i dint have tonsilitis

[Icarus]

Granted. Instead, you have leukemia.

I wish I didn't miss my appointment yesterday

[Atillawurm]

granted you get hit by a bus on the way there

I wish the grass was emo so it would cut itself. (no offense meant)

[Gunmonk]

But then you smoke it and start cutting yourself and this happens: in a cataclysmic turn of events aliens invade and you are forced to destroy them with the uttorent. Then just as you are about to use it you're all like "dude what the hell is an utorrent?" and then you find out and then an alien comes and shoots you with the cerebral bore from turok three. It starts to suck out your brain fluids but then just as it about to explode chuck norris roundhouse kicks it off your head thus saving you (sadly) but then an alien graps a plasma shocker and kills chuck norris with it. Chuck norris' body explodes and then you find out that hes a frieken robot. Back at the hide out you eat some food... it really good food your favorite even. but what you dont know is that someone slipped you some ex in it and now you are trippier than kieth richards and really frieken lohaned. But then aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants break through your weak door thats only a level thirteen. and the your like "what the hell is puce?" so then you look at the aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants and then you're like "oh... so thats what puce looks like!". Then in a sparatic event of wittyness you pick up the taling turtle that if you rub his back three times purple genies come out holding bongs and smoking huge blocks of reefer saying "okay maaaan ifffff-iiiiiiffff you *takes a huge hit* *cough*promise to buy me twinkies *cough* I- I wiiillllll grannnnntt you three wishes *takes another hit* *cough* but who the hell keeps count? *cough*" and throw it at the aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants and it does nothing! The aliens posing as drug agents posing as purple armadillos posing as pink orangutangs posing as purple iguanadons posing as blue t-rexes posing as fucia hippoes posing as teal zerglings posing as cyan rhinoes posing as puce elphants decide to pick it up and throw it at you. it hits you so hard you die. And then the turtle says "Hey... I can't feel my legs!"



I wish I had something funnier than this to post

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,you are Bart Simpson and broke the no1 rule of posting.
He demands you to 100 times write this:
I will never post posts that have over 10 lines.

I wish that TPBM has a free wish

[DarkMirror]

Thanks! Theres no way I can corrupt that!

Ok, my free wish:
I wish I had three more free wishes!

My normal wish:
I wish that Nightmares became rela for everyone except me, and that I dont die in any of them. Also, no one can find out I made this happen so i dont die as a result.

[Gunmonk]

Granted but since you are also Running form president my top advisor advised me to hire a hit man to well... knock you off. so you die anyways lol

I wish the secret police would come back and kill me Ha! corrupt that one

[DarkMirror]

Granted. They kill your testicles. And kick you out of the election.

I wish that the mods would get that report and delete all your posts and perma ban you, Gunmonk.

[Gunmonk]

hey due I was just kidding man sorry if I offended u. *goes emo* *kills self*


I wish the best for DM and his running in the election

[DarkMirror]

Nooooooooooooo! I killed Gunmonk indirectly! No!

Anyways, time to corrupt soemthing thats good for me...*cry*
Granted. I get the best, but then I get so much of the best that I create a gravatational anomoly and the universe colapses on me.

I wish that I could kill Cthulhu.

[Gunmonk]

Granted I help you.

I wish that democracy was pssible on the net

[Icarus]

Granted. Democracy doesn't like you.

I wish the game room was a bit...funner.

[Atillawurm]

Granted, now it is so fun n00bs crowd it and the servers crash thus ending WB, I shall take this time out for a "YOU FUCK".

I wish their was an International pretend to be a superhero day, =P

[Borgorb]

granted but people really think that they are superheroes and there are mass suicides as people jump off buildings, cliffs and etc becaust they think they can fly or something else
INCLUDING U!!

i wish that people accepted science over religion

[Gunmonk]

Granted but then they all find out that they are wrong intollerant and pigheaded because in the end it becomes a religion just like stheism and everything else around here.

I wish I finally had the perfect moment to really ask this girl out

[Solar]

Granted. The perfect moment arrives but she says no.

I wish I had a hot nice girlfriend right now.

[Atillawurm]

Granted you get a female frog with really tight pants on.

I wish I was not so ugly

[Gunmonk]

Granted you're beautiful... but Kong is your lover and you get something from another unspecified member(damn those net rape drugs)

I wish I were a mod

[Icarus]

Granted, but your modding skillz SUCK and everyone revolts against you

I wish gunmonk would change his avy

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,he decides that its over with his shooting buddy.So he steals your old colorfull numbers and sets it as his own!

I wish I could get a cool job.

[Icarus]

Granted, but you don't get such a cool life

I wish warinserbia would stop making fun of my quantitative godliness!

[WarInSerbia]

(WTH should that mean!)

[Atillawurm]

Granted he starts to make fun of you small manhood, Its o.k. his is bigger.

I wish n00bs would read the Instructions on the first godamn page of the thread the not spam the place up. (Im looking at you warinserbia, you have brought my wrath upon thee)

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted, they give that ability to you swanyrath.

I wish i had a pony

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, but the pony kicks you in the face
I wish for Zerg Would be edible so my name would make sense

[Serban]

Granted, but you'd have no purpose in life...

I wish I had cancer... :P

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted its a malicious cancer that eats your inards slowly and you die from a lack of juicy......i mean disgusting inards.

I wsh i had a gf

[Atillawurm]

granted, you have now "had" a GF unfortunately she moved to Siberia and turned into a crack dealer.

I wish that my Cavalry would be ready to move at Dawn.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but they fall into a hole and are impaled.

I wish my departure from the game room hadn't sent it into a downward spiral of n00bishness :O

[Serban]

Granted, but it got back from that "downward spiral of n00bishness" in 30 seconds...

I wish the wish I just made won't be modified... :P

[Gunmonk]

granted but then the granting was modification and thus your wish blew up and killed one of the new members.

I wish that their were hybrids in starcraft 2

[Serban]

Granted, but you'd have to watch in total envy as I take part of the game... :P

I wish I could get a gf in the next week... :shiftyr:

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but that "GF" turns out to be a ladyboy. and ugly one at that.


I wish i wastn depressed.

[Serban]

Granted, you're dead...

I wish I went to Heaven when I die...

[WarInSerbia]

True,but you work for god as a sex slave :)

I wish I had a wish.

[Gunmonk]

granted you wish you had a wish tho

I wish I got paiud tommorrow

[Serban]

Granted, you get paid $0.00000000001...

I wish I were gay...

[Gunmonk]

granted... but you become a lesbo if you're a guy.

I wish I ktan wouldnt be such a hardass

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. he gets hard in your ass.

I wish it wasnt winter and that i wasnt dead (see posts above)

[Atillawurm]

1.Granted Its summer, were I am. 2. Granted you are in limbo

I wish people would stop forcing me to put things in my bodily orfaces.

[Borgorb]

granted but now they make u shove it up ur rectum

i wish i was the main acting character in a major movie

[InfinityComplex]

Granted! But instead they put you in a minor role and your role is to die in the first scene. They also don't pay you.

I wish I had tickets to go to blizzcon.

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, You go there and when you get closer to the front doors everything get's real small and you can't get in cause it's to small now, but people all
around you got smaller with the doors and they are all walkin in except you.
You bend down thinking you can get a peak in side,
but the closer you got the more the doors and people shrunk!!!
You cry out WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! AHHHOUUU GAAAWWD WHYYY.

I wish that I owned a rollercoaster.

[Atillawurm]

Granted it crashes and you die

I wish I didn't have to go back to work.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,the next day you go to work (whatever you could be doing) and your boss fires you.

I wish that I can fly.

[Gunmonk]

Granted but you fall after being launched.

I wish that someone would actually post a thred better than any of the ones on WB

[Atillawurm]

Granted but it is irrelevant and becomes spammed out of commission withing two minutes of being opened.
Granted,the next day you go to work (whatever you could be doing) and your boss fires you.
Yay!!! I hate were I work anyway!

I Wish my next job is with Magic Hat Brewing Company.

[Zerg_eater]

granted but ur hats suck

I wish my stomach would stop feeling wierd after watching Slither

[Zerg_eater]

Granted. Wait, Playboy? Oh, sorry, I ordered 20 Playgirl models. Enjoy :\.

I wish I had some sexy calfs.....that is freakin wrong dude

[Atillawurm]

Granted, you puke up a lung
granted but ur hats suck
Its a beer company

I wish something bad would happen in the next two days.

[Borgorb]

granted but u get blamed and hanged for it

i wish i could kill sum annoying kid at school with no negative side effects

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, but you regret killing him after he was about to give you the present ever! *gasp* its a "Insert AWESOME ITEM HERE"

I wish for me!

[Gunmonk]

Granted but your still gay :p

I wish that I could ban all the mods as a joke

[Borgorb]

granted but u get no peace when all the spammers come back and well...spam

i wish new zealand was a more recognised countre

[Ghelgath]

Granted. The UN decides that it's a threat and so begins a war against it.

I wish Zelt would win the vote, despite the fact that I voted for BI (Don't tell him I said that!).

[Zerg_eater]

granted, then he banz you


I wish for food!

[Ghelgath]

You fail for not posting a wish.

[Atillawurm]

Granted you fail harder for not posting a wish as well, nobody has ever failed quite as hard as you just did.

I wish people would follow the fucking tread rules.

[Zerg_eater]

You fail for not posting a wish.
O rly? check again


granted, but then they hack the org network and kills AJ leaving to death and destruction

I wish for people to watch This, its a new pivot thingy so CLICK ON IT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

[Atillawurm]

granted and everybody leaves the forum because they hate you for it.

I wish I had a never ending supply of free green tea with Honey.

[DarkMirror]

Well, fine. If you realy, realy want Green Pee, In cant stop you. And enjoy all those bees that are still in the honey.
Man, some people are wierd.

I wish for L33t mapping skills for starcraft and a level 20 Wizard with a circlet of immortality.

[Ghelgath]

O rly? check again
Last edited by Zerg_eater : 06-29-2007 at 3:34 AM.

My post came well before your edit, clever try however.

Back on topic: Granted, but then the wizard breaks free from your control of him and slays you for enslaving his mind, thus rendering your starcraft mapping skills useless.

I wish people who aren't as sneaky as they think would die in a fire =(

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but then you go to check it out and a really sneaky person pushes you into it.

I wish Zerg_eater would die for getting me RICKROLL'd

[Atillawurm]

granted, he now haunts your ass for the rest of your life, just your ass mind you nothing else.

I wish people would stop sending me gay pms.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, now they send you bi pms

I wish for hot pockets!

[TheDriver]

Granted Now that annoying man from the commercial will follow you around for life, steal your gfs , your cars, your friends and torture the hell out of you! I wish i could in my immortal turtle and he wont eat me nor can I be killed/die or tortured whilst in him plus i wish for a PSP with a enough good games for an eternity,along with la toliet that disolves its wastes.Plus an unlimited supply of food.OT: Beat That!

[Atillawurm]

Granted, He steals you virginity by brutally rapeing your ass.

you have been beaten, your dignity will be found and returned within the hour.

I wish Bob Dole was here.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. He's in your arse at the moment. Enjoy the ride.

I wish I had a pencil.

[Atillawurm]

granted its GA's though, have fun with that.

I wish Frankie Goe Kennison (Joe with a G) will blow up the London Bridge.

[Borgorb]

granted but you r on it at the time and u drown

i wish i had a cheese and tomatoe samdwich

[TheDriver]

Who said i was a virgin?
With that, i'l;l go back on topic.
It melts in your hand making you an limbless corpse.

I wish i was in a indesructible box that had a unlimited stockhold of food/drink made me invincible while i was in it, and i never left for any

[InfinityComplex]

Granted, but you forgot to put in an air supply.

I wish I was atheletic and intelligent.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you get torn between cliches and end up with no friends because all of your would-be friends, hate the others (Geeks vs Jocks). Thus you become the worst cliche of all: Emo.

You cut yourself and die.
Noone cares.
Harsh.


I wish I had a BMW =(

[apostolos]

Granted,but its destroyed by a horde of Zerglings that visited their Grandma who is your neighbor.

I wish I had a wish

[DarkMirror]

To bad that was it.


I wish I could sell out warboards to either the Replicators or the Zerg for the privilage of having a pet Replicator or a pet Zergling. Niether of them can hurt me, and I am immune from all of my enemies. Also, I can fly.

[Atillawurm]

granted, you fly into a spider web and the giant spider turns your innards to liquid and eats you.

I wish Chinese people would stop asking me for directions to Jupiter on the last Thursday of the month when family guy is on making chocolate chip cookies.

[apostolos]

Granted.They ask you how to go to Pluto.

I wish I could kill the Protoss and the Zerg and be a hero.

[Atillawurm]

Granted except activists decide you were out of line and they lynch you.

I wish. (my wish)

[DarkMirror]

Your fish?

I wish that people knew thats piders are my eniemes, so I dont die.

I now have a Zergling as a pet, am immortal, and can fly. No, drop the fly thing. I just have a pet mutalisk.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but then piders become your friends

[DarkMirror]

Nope, phobia. So, you phail.
Aslo, you didnt post a wish.

[Zerg_eater]

oh yeah forgot bout that lol

I wish I could actualy wake up at like 11 in the morning instead of always waking up at 4 in the afternoon

[apostolos]

Granted,but you fall asleep every day at 11:01 in the morning.

I wish I was a nice little piece of crap.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but then it jumps on you like an alien and leaves you smelling like a piece of crap every day.

I wish apostolos would remove that "Zergkiler" ting below his name, or ill eat him along with the zerg

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted he now becomes Zerg_eater killer. and kills you horribly.......in an explosion of plasma and marshmallows.

I wish Zerg_eater had a hernia.

[Zerg_eater]

a what now?

[Atillawurm]

Wikipedia Is your Friend (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hernia)
Granted, he dies just because.

I wish meaningless posts would become a thing of the past.

[apostolos]

Granted,but Mr.past doesn't like them so he sends them back.

I wish Zerg Eater stoped telling the world that I must change my sig.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. He spams you with the fact that he wants you to change his sig.

I wish i was a ninja

[apostolos]

Granted.You're a dead ninja.

I wish I could kill Artanis.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but he mortally wounds you in the process.

I wish i had ninja powers.

[DarkMirror]

You have the amazing stealth powers of a dead ninja that was buried in the ground.

I wish that My camapign is succesful.

[apostolos]

Granted.Your camapign is successful, not the campaign :P

[TheDriver]

Wtf? u forgot a wish.

I wish i was more helpful at the wb and had more karms *hint hint*

[Gunmonk]

Granted the cia or mi6 comes in and sends yo ass to gitmo

I wish I were the supreme dictator of the game room

[Borgorb]

granted but there is an uprising that eventualy kills you, slowly and painfully...

i wish i had a computer that could play sc2 at its max capibility

[apostolos]

Granted, but you have an accident when you go to buy sc2 and you die.

I wish I had Brood War.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, but then you once you install it to your computer, your computer blows up

[apostolos]

You forgot to wish.

I wish Zerg_Eater will eat the Ultralisk behind me before I kill him.

[Serban]

Granted, but there's no one left to kill the other Ultralisk.

I wish there would be no more corruption.

[Zerg_eater]

La néo- volonté de Lol ne comprennent jamais ce que je dis ! ! ! ! le kong d'ahahhahahahahh est gai : D


I wish for peace on earth

[Mr.Bad]

Then the planet becomes overpopulated and everyone dies.

I wish for a muffin

[Atillawurm]

granted, the muffin is really a mutant cock eating creature from the planet of Zjsdoivjr, In short It eats your cock.

I wish I could get a new camera.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but the camera steals your sould and your become a fallen god without a soul.

I wish i had ninja powers from a ninja that was alive

[apostolos]

Granted, but the ninja was a n00b ninja and you get n00bish ninja powers.

I wish ppl never lie again

[Gunmonk]

Okay people dont lie but zergeater does because welll.... hes not human.

I wish that there were more than one slice of pizza left

[Zerg_eater]

Annnnnnnddd wats that supposed to mean huh?

granted, but it was expired

I wish apostolos and gunmonk would die

[Borgorb]

granted but they kill you and your family before they go

i wish i could breathe fire

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but then you burn yourself in the inside


I wish I could kill myself right now

[Gunmonk]

granted, and my beautiful mind bends the rules so well... you die uncorrupted (I may or may not have helped)

I wish that life were corruptable

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, except yours is uncorruptable...now were just doing an uncorrupt a wish

[apostolos]

I wish Zerg_Eater made a wish.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted he wishes for your viginity and gets it.

I wish Zerg_eater would read the rules

[apostolos]

Granted,but he forgets them.

I wish Zerg_Eater was tasty so I could enjoy the kill.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. he is tasty.....tasty like faeces.

I wish my back didnt hurt

[Zerg_eater]

granted, now ur legs hurt alot

i wish you guys would stop using my sexy name in every wish you make

[apostolos]

Granted.Now we use your nickname.

I wish to destroy all the Zergs in Char.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted,but then Kerrigan still survives and has sex with some other infested dude, and makes up a Zergling 4 stories high.

I wish I knew What My nickname was

[Gunmonk]

granted but your still a retard.lol

I wish I knew what a uttorent was

[apostolos]

Granted, but the one which is supposed to tell you dies before he tells you.

I wish every time I post I get an answer immediately.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

okies thats granted but the wishes that get granted are pointless and ineffective.....ive basically just described this whole thread havent i?

I wish that my ear didnt itch

[Serban]

Granted, it'll just fall off...

I wish my penis was smaller. ;)

[apostolos]

Granted, but it is smaller that a pixel.

I wish I will laugh much when I have a look at the "Would you?" thread.

[TheOutcast]

Granted: But, wait, the admin of WarBoards
decided the Would You? thread wasn't
funny or no one posted and deleted it.......
......so OH BURN!
hahahahahahahahahahaha


I wish I had a pellet gun so I can fend
off the Natives when they tresspass on my
property and try to steal my bike parts. I'll use the
bike as bait and scare them with my pathetic wooden stick!

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but then they team up with master chief and owns you

I wish my "abbreviations game" thread was re opened cause its a nice game :D

[Borgorb]

granted but you get banned 4 life from the warboards and you cant enter as a visitor either

i wish i had a multi million dollar business that was easy to run and had experienced supervisors

[Gunmonk]

Granted but its Enron.


I wish that george lucas would get off of his butt and make another starwars

[Zerg_eater]

granted but it sucks so much, they kill him


I wish I could have sleep

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. you never wake up

i wish i had alot of money that didnt fall on me and was a legal tender anywhere in the world.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted.But unfortunatly you have 79 years and die from a heart attack,enjoy your days with Elvis...

I wish I would go to Teldrassil.

[apostolos]

Granted but the place gets nuked by some flying cows and you die.

I wish this thread was locked.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but the next day I became the moderator of this forum and I reopen it and ban you for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish smiles were never invented.

[apostolos]

Granted.They are invented 1 sec after your wish is Granted.

I wish there weren't n00bs.

[Gunmonk]

granted but since there arent noobs thre are only demi noobs and thus a new class of noobs is created and you're in it.

I wish that apostolos would take the smiley out of his sig

[apostolos]

Grated,but he puts it back.

I wish there were no spammers.

[VigilanteV]

granted, but now the internet becomes educational.


i wish that i knew everything.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,you know so much that it is too much for your little head and soon you will get a serious headache and your head will explode

I wish something to wish.

[apostolos]

Granted.You wish to die.

I wish SEN existed.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but your wish is canceled because i dont know wtf SEN is


I wish everyone knew it was my birthday today^^

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,it isnt TODAY!

I wish everyone would PM me to give them rep.

[apostolos]

Granted,but the pms aren't working.

I wish Zerg_Eater knew what Sen is.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but he forgets :D

I wish I would sleep for a week.

[apostolos]

Granted.You sleep in a hole with snakes for a week.

I wish I had more blue reputation balls.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted but the admin resets your rep for mega rep giving to one member.

I wish TPBM will post in a quote.

[apostolos]

"Granted, but when he posts the electricity is shut down forever only for your house.

I wish I had a Swimming Pool next to my house."

[DarkMirror]

Granted, but you fall in and drown.Votetinydancer
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I wish that you would submit to subliminal messaging.
VotetinydancerVotetinydancerVotetinydancerVotetiny dancer
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[Gunmonk]

I wish that you would submit to subliminal messaging.
VotetinydancerVotetinydancerVotetinydancerVotetiny dancer
VotetinydancerVotetinydancerVotetinydancerVotetiny dancerVotetinydancer
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like this?granted but... TD still doesnt win


I wish people would act smart when they drive

[DarkMirror]

When did I post that? I never said Votetinydancer...

[WarInSerbia]

no wish?than that one from Gunmonk
Granted,they crash into a truck cuz they are too busy acting a nerd on his computer

I wish something round and made of meat.

[Gunmonk]

Granted,they crash into a truck cuz they are too busy acting a nerd on his computer

I wish something round and made of meat.


granted its just a sausage tho

I wish there would actually be a peoples revolution of WB

[Zerg_eater]

granted, then they ban u for no reason

I wish i could have internet again

[apostolos]

Granted, but it is too slow

I wish I had all the best PC games for free.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,it turns out that they were stolen,but cuz your a kid they forgive you and reset your post and rep numbers.Enjoy.

I wish the Undead will win in the Blizard species wars.

[apostolos]

Granted,but they get pwnt in RL

I wish I could die instantly.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but I accidently cast the reincarnation spell on you and resurect you.

I wish for the storyline of SC2.

[apostolos]

Granted but SC2 gets indefinetly postponed.

I wish I could run faster.

[TheOutcast]

Granted! But you run and trip and break you legs and you're crappled 4 life!

I wish I could get around to finishing my warcraft map!

[apostolos]

Granted,but it sux so bad that the CIA comes and kills you.

I wish you guys had more reputation.

[Zenox]

ok so much reputation they get kicked out of pure jealousy

i wish i can get away with murder