Corrupt a Wish!

[Zeltaris]

Uh.... you sleep?
Granted. You work the graveyard shift at the local crackhouse.

I wish holidays lasted forevarr...

[Ghelgath]

(Why would you wish that >.>)
Granted. Now almost every store in the world is closed 24/7 and you have to deal with your in-laws a lot more often.

I wish that I could use transparency for the game I'm trying to design. (My forcefields look like shit :P)

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but all your graphics have a certain degree of transparency. It looks like crap.

P.S: I don't have inlaws. Thank god

I wish rape was punishable with rape.

[Ghelgath]

Sure thing. You then get accused of rape by your GF and are thrown in jail with bubba to be punished.

(I'm not gonna post a wish, someone else can. I think this threads activity levels died :()

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but you are beaten into submission and forced to make a wish. Then I come along and hit you with a heavy anatomy textbook :)

I wish snails ate the french instead of it being the other way around.

[OboeGuru]

Granted. Except the wish is going to be really really lame.

I wish that I had more than one wish.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you get 1.00000000000000000000000001 wishes. And you get fingerbanged by John Cofee from Green Mile ^_^

I wish my urin was glow-in-the-dark purple

[Bobbydeath]

Yeah but you have piss in public =P

I wish my parents would give me some space :<

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you just got yourself a restraining order

I wish hippo ruled the world.

[Ghelgath]

Granted, and now the armies of the world are working at making hippos go extinct, and killing eachother in the process (not that they aren't allready :()

I wish Zelt would use proper grammar

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but now he lectures you for three paragraphs every time he ever sees any mispelling, internet slang, 1337 speak, or improper punction in your posts.

I wish I had a higher post count.

[Ghelgath]

Granted, and then you get banned from Warboards for spamming.

I wish that Kong would post an update in Titan's Revenge (http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=25898).

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but now he lectures you for three paragraphs every time he ever sees any mispelling, internet slang, 1337 speak, or improper punction in your posts.

I wish I had a higher post count.

He he, actually I used to be a grammar Nazi back in the old days. Then I turned 1337-speaker, until Oboe threatened to kill me in a most cruel and painful fashion. So I ditched that too.

BTW, Ghelgath, when I say " I wish hippo ruled the world", I'm using hippo as a proper noun, not refering to the the species. Someday, when you're old enough, you'll understand ;)

W/E

Granted, he makes a post closing the RP.

I wish I had a red marker.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but it turns out the red in the marker comes from human blood.

I wish I was smarter

[Mattimeeleo]

Granted, but now everyone points and laugh at you for being a nerd... so now you have no friends.


I wish I had a pet hydralisk THAT IS OBEDIENT

[Ghelgath]

Granted, but it came with a swarm of zerglings that think you brainwashed it and are trying to kill you.

I wish that I had something that isn't covered in dog hair to wear to church today =(

[Zeltaris]

Granted. It's covered in pubic hair.

I wish... I wish you were all eaten by a giant fungus, but not me :)

[Ghelgath]

Granted. You got eaten by a pack of vicious earthworms and then passed into the dirt for the fungus to thrive on :P

I wish that I had another 3500 gold in DF.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you got it via hacking, and were caught and banned.

I wish I was dumber

[Zeltaris]

Granted. Oh, you just hit the bottom of the food chain too. Entamoeba Histolytica shall now rape you with its plasmatic peenus. Lol.

I wish school was over already.

[Ghelgath]

Granted, but starting in one week you'll have year round schooling till you graduate.

I wish Zelt had a less-weird sense of humor :P

[Mr.Bad]

Granted. Now he doesn't have one at all

I wish Ghelgath's avatar wasn't a bloody rose.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. Now the bloody roses are in YOUR AVATAR.
Enjoy, beetch :)

I wish everyone was my crackwhore.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, they soon gang up and start raping you


I wish I would get a damn girlfriend instead fo just multiple girlf friends.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. But you turn gay = girlfriend phail.

I wish I had 2 glasses of water instead of 1.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but they are warm salty water. PWN3D!!

I wish that i had 2000000 terabytes of RAM on my computer.

[Mattimeeleo]

Granted, but you spark it while installing it into your computer... so now i doesn't work.

I wish I was a girl (lolololol)

[Zeltaris]

Granted - *grabs mattimeeleo's boobs*

I wish i had moar hoes.

[Ghelgath]

Granted, and now you're being forced to do yard work by your dad. :P

I wish that I wasn't sick.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You're dead.

[Note to Ghelgath: I don't live with my folks anymore. You lose :)]

I wish for world peace.

[Zenox]

Granted you get sacrificed and the result is world <3

I wish this thread dies

[Zeltaris]

Granted. So do you.

I wish I could bonk one of Zenox's cousins from that picture >_>

[Zenox]

Granted but they both have Aids and you don't know the meaning of the word protection.

I wish Zelt wouldn't involve me in his posts(i get it you love me :P)

[Zeltaris]

Granted. The only person on WB who knows you exist is no more :D

I wish I had more :O

[Yoda]

You never stated what you wanted more of, so it's left up to my imagination. I have doubled the diameter of your stomach, so now you rival Michael Moore. :P

I wish I knew everything

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but now you know things that didn't want to know.

I wish I was a Jedi

[TheListener]

Granted. George lucas is on his way to knight you!

I wish I were a girl
):

[Zenox]

Granted, but you're one ugly bitch of a girl, fat ass, oily and greasy, with bad breath and bald patches in your hair..

Damn i wish i can remove the image of the girl i just imagined up :o

[Ghelgath]

Granted. Now you get three worse ones.

I wish I could sock Yoda for arguing with me in the WCIII Heroes War thread :p

[Zenox]

Granted, but then Yoda turns into an elven warrior and PWNS joo!

I wish i was the sun.

[Kawagata]

Granted, but it's in chinese.

I wish i could find the bloody Creep.GRP

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but looking at it makes your computer crash.

I wish I had a slave that fed me harmless grapes.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but instead of grabes, they were purple cherries


I wish Zelt wouldn't torcher us with a lazy town avatar

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, instead he tortures you.

I wish Zerg'Eater would get his spellings rights

[Ghelgath]

Granted, but then he ceases to post forever. Mwa ha ha!
Not sure if that is a bad thing...

I wish that my brother wasn't such an idiot.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but now he's smarter than you in everything. You get so fed up with him that you muder him. You go to jail for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a different avatar. (well, not really, but for the sake of the thread)

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You get mine instead.

iWish omg o_O

[Zenox]

Granted, your face gets replaced by two o and an underscore.

I wish i had a good job, with nothing annoying me in it, it pays well, doesn't include me naked, or having sexual relations, and has a nice schedule :)

[Ghelgath]

Granted. You get a contract to sell your organs.

I wish WB wouldn't go down for days at a time >.>

[Zeltaris]

Granted. It goes down for good

I wish I wasn't feeling so bad. :S

[Mattimeeleo]

Granted. Now you feel to good and people think you are a drug addict.

I wish I can read people minds without suffering any consenquences.

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, but you will be punished cause you see the thought's ofa hundred naked men LOL.I wish I had icecream cake.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. It destroys you with its eyebeams

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

[Kawagata]

granted but you failed school and have to go to summer school

i wish the sky rained mangoes that were always fresh and sweet and juicy and big!

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but they crush your skull. And I'm taking summer courses already, worth 24 credits. You lose.

I wish you lost.

[Mattimeeleo]

Granted. But now YOU are the bottom man.

[Ghelgath]

Since Mattimeelo failed to post a wish... Granted. But then the government takes pity on whomever 'you' happens to be, and gives them free cash. They win.

I wish that I could get some sleep.

[Zenox]

Granted, sleep eternally then :)

I wish i had a nice chicken(s)

[Mattimeeleo]

(Above... oops)


Granted. They are so small you steped on them.

I wish I can read people's minds any time i want.

[Zenox]

Granted, but you discover anyone who is around you ctually plans your death and hate you to the bone.

i wish for something nice for the person below me

[Zeltaris]

Granted. But doesn't return the favour :P

I wish I had more cash :)

[kongurous]

Granted, but you must give Fidel Castro a blow job.

I wish my Wii could play Playstation 3 games.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but it can only do that because you illegally modified it. Authorities find out, and you spend some time behind bars.

I wish I had Call of Duty 3 for my Wii

[Zeltaris]

Granted. It comes with RealPain simulators too :)
[And you keep getting shot in the balls]

I wish the internets didn't phail so badly.

[Zenox]

Granted, it doesn't but now you have me as a neighbor.

i wish no one dies anymore, without affecting the environment/natural resources..

[Zeltaris]

Granted. When they grow too old, they merge with others into a mass of palpitating flesh

I wish I could chop slices out of the aforementioned palpitating mass of flesh and eat them :)

[Zenox]

Granted, but it's sop good you eat the whole thing, thus becoming AJ

i wish i can erase the image of Zelt eating that palpitating flesh piece.. >.>
Just that.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, instead you get a mental of Fratt... NAKED
This ought to help
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1271/sexybeastdanielth4.jpg

Ha ha!

I wish wehKJDHAKDHEY8DU

[Zenox]

*Zeltaris you Pheand!*
That erased the good parts too! what am i talking about.. it erased everything x_x
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Granted, a beam shaped like wehKJDHAKDHEY8DU falls on your head,but you don't die! the word turns out to be a Turkish swear while a turkish gay parade was passing so you get Butt secksed by all of them horny people!

i wish for a strong medicine for my noggin..

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you are injected a large amount of distilled water, straight into your inner carotid artery. I do wonder what nefarious consequences that has o_O
[Cookie to whomever comes up with a satisfying explanation :)]

I wish I had a comp with better specs.

[Ghelgath]

Granted. You now live with Zenox, who seems to have adopted the gay Turkish vices.

I wish that I could break up with my gf.

[Zeltaris]

Ghelgath...wtf?

Granted, but you are so severely traumatised emotinally, that you turn gay and take go to live with Zenox instead of me. Congrats, you're his boy-bitch.

I wish I could point and laugh at you.

[Ghelgath]

Granted, but then I break your finger off. :P

I wish Zelt had a asivhu for a head.

(I'll PM you if you really want to know)

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but he makes you pay dearly for it. You have a rolled up tortilla for a penis.

I wish the person in the next post is unable to grant wishes.

[OboeGuru]

As a result of being unable to grant your wish, I am expelled from the genie-in-a-lamp society and must sell my body to make a living. THANKS FOR PUTTING ME OUT OF WORK, ASS! ;)

I wish that my CRT was an LCD.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. Then a baseball comes flying in through the window and smashes it.


I wish Oboe was hippo's slave :)

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted but that hippo sends him to go all murder suicide on you.

i wish i had a fish in my dish

[Yoda]

Granted - you walk to the ocean, catch a fish, walk back to your house, and place it in a dish.

I wish I had better self control.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but it comes through self restraint [hint: chaining yourself to a steel pole, then having concrete poured on you]

I wish weekends were longer :)

[Zenox]

So long that one takes your entire lifetime AT YOUR GRANDMAS KNITTING CLUB!

i wish for a talking monkey

[Zeltaris]

Granted. It keeps pointing out all your flaws in an incredibly harsh manner.

I wish I could eat Zenox

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted but zenox turns out to be a chestbuster therefore killing you. thanks alot you have made two of him. i want to die now.

^^ see above

[Zenox]

Granted but you go to limbo and spend time with the rest of the lesser evols in this forum.

I wish my talking monkey would die so me and my Zenox incarnated Zeltaris body would spend some quality time alone

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but my DNA codes for enzymes that slowly digest your testicles.

I wish I could splinch from my Zenox infested body and be made whole anew.

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, but your balls smell like shit, and you never get a blow job.
sorry zelt...

I wish there wasn't a gay parade in my town.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. There is an Emo/Goth parade dominating your town instead.

I wish there was an reenactment of Independence Day (The Movie), with real space ships. :ninja:

[Zeltaris]

Granted, only that you get blown up instead of the white house by that big arsed death ray

I wish I had MOAR Juliet.

[Zenox]

Granted, you get raped by a gay guy calling himself juliet.

I wish that the wish i'm making is a wish that can not be wished therefore be uncorruptible

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but you have 3 livers. All are cirrhotic. GG noob

I wish I could steal Zenox's 3rd canine and sell it on a necklace.

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, but did you mean a tooth? or a dog? either way you get eaten.

I wish I had a 12x12 sand box full of cocain, lol.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. Whatever the fuck cocain is. Don't think it's useful for anything...
[as opposed to cocaine, which is a drug that fucks you up]

I wish I did'nt have cankers :/

[Zenox]

Granted, but did you mean a tooth? or a dog? either way you get eaten.Get In ma Belley!:P
Granted you now have AIDS

I wish it only rains at night time

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. But now everytime is night. :X cool
I wish the day remained darker, darker, for part of a season. Just thinks the scenery is cooler is all. :ninja:

[SeriousGamer104]

How did I get a blue ball?
Granted. But it already is like that in the winter...

I wish the curious bee didn't fly up my blue shorts and stung me,
I stomped on his ass and he died. I was happy and in pain at the same time.
I was pumped, just stomped his ass and was pacing around his body cussin at him.

[Zenox]

Granted, a black mamba crawled up your leg and bit you..several times..

I wish i could understand this Visual basic course :'(

[Yoda]

Granted. You understand that what you visualise with your eyes is in fact what is right in front of you. Well, most of the time at least.

I wish I had a higher RP count

[Leosam096]

Granted, but sooner than later you fail in life.

I wish I was a Warboards Moderator.

[Icarus]

Granted, but your ridiculous rules lead you to be forever banned

I wish there was world peace(just try to corrupt that)

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, You can't, cause George bush is our president, remember.
well it's not even bush, it's the people sitting behind him.
The Jewish mafia, the media, there all Zionist criminals.

I wish that I could ride my bike off the empire state with a shoot on my back.

[Zenox]

GRANTED, BUT GET ARRESTED AND GET BUTT SECKSED IN JAIL :3

i wish for it to end

[Zeltaris]

What, the buttsecks? Sure, but now you have to hug until one of you gets up to make breakfast :P

I wish I didn't have to split my weekends :/

[Icarus]

Granted, but they're already split for you into three days: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

I wish I owned every spanish soap-opera to exist

[Zeltaris]

Ha ha, you just corrupted your own wish. Trust me :P

I wish 1214OMGWTFBBQ asked AJ for a name change.

[SeriousGamer104]

That's an odd wish 0_o

Huh.. Granted, he changes it to RJ, and people start calling him Rick James.
Everyone on the internet get's banned. Thx to zeltaris :b

[Zeltaris]

I fail to see why...

I wish I could understand the above post.
Oh, btw serious... YOU HAVE TO POST A WISH OF YOUR OWN WHEN REPLYING TO THIS THREAD!

[Icarus]

Granted, but you understand that within that post, seriousgamer PWNS JOO.

I have intense leg cramps

[Zeltaris]

Your legs get gangrened and are chopped off. The surgeon chopps off your penis too and takes it as a trophy.

I wish people stopped confusing this thread with the Make my Day/Corrupt a Wish Remix and viceversa

[Icarus]

Damn... I did confuse it

Granted. But thats no fun...

I wish red bull gave me wings for real

[Zeltaris]

Granted. They sprout out of your eyes.

I wish I had sexy pictures of 1241 and his cleft pallate ;)

[Icarus]

Granted... but you have pictures of me and my cleft pallate.

I wish elizabeth mitchell would stop making weird faces at me

[Zeltaris]

Granted. Instead you get Jorge Garcia making kinky faces at you.

I wish I could get rid of that mental image >_<

[Icarus]

Granted. Bonekill.

<- I wish I had more blue balls

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted, but you lose your first two unblue ones.
I wish I would know how to do my research paper faster.

[Zenox]

Granted, you cheat, you get caught, you leave school, become a hobo, and die miserable.

I wish i was a Hobo.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You make a living out of selling your arse. Have fun.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[SeriousGamer104]

I told you the cure.

I wish for 4 more wishes with the one wish that I have.

[Icarus]

Granted, but I make 3 of those wishes for you.

I wish for a xbox 360

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you soon realize that theres almost no games for the 360 and noone plays it because its way too expensive and almost gives no benefiet more than the Xbox.

Then it blows up.

Mwahahahaha

I wish I had a system link for my xbox

[Icarus]

Granted, but your still a pc-gaming loser with no friends. system link=useless

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I knew how to post videos

[Zenox]

Granted you just copy paste the youtube video link, and paste it between the pretty little you tube video tags :) while you are attempting this a lion crawls up behind you, rapes then eats you ..the end.

I wish for Moar seckss

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. Moar buttsecks with rabid gorillas, that is. :o

I wish for kharma.

[VigilanteV]

Granted, but you are eat by a one eyed hobo

I wish i had a battle rifle

[Icarus]

Granted, but that invisible elite behind you has a saber-sword.

I wish I wasn't so tired

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you're dead

I wish I didn't have FOUR FUCKING CANKERS :/

[Ghelgath]

Granted. You have FIVE BUTTFUCKING CANKERS! Bwahaha!

I wish my strep would go away.

[Zeltaris]

To be replaced with tuberculosis. Have fun betch.

I wish I had moar hippo.

[Zenox]

Granted, a man eating hippo.

I wish i had More time for games.

[Ghelgath]

Granted. You're forced to do community service at a daycare with random screaming kids.

I wish my tuberculosis would go away.

[Zenox]

granted, but a truck runs you over..several times..

i wish for a d2 lod cd

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but a street hooker gives you AIDS.

I wish Zenox's AIDS was upgraded to SUPER AIDS for only $1.99!

[Ghelgath]

Granted, but you get them too.

I wish I wasn't so busy being ran over by a truck (Y'all are cruel :()

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, You get hit by a piano on wheels instead, followed by a car,
to top it off, little girl on a bike runs over your crippled body.

I wish I didn't have to wish for something good that will turn bad.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You stop posting in this thread and get stuck at 161 posts forever. And Ghelgath runs you over in his wheelchair.

I wish people would stop raping me :(

[Zenox]

Granted, but instead Multi dicked aliens abduct you every night of your single life
violating every orifice you have till you die from a sick twisted agonizing orgasm like trance before giving birth to more aliens through your belly button.

I wish i had the Nokia N-95

[Yoda]

Granted. You receive the version which was released in 1995, and hence is too old to even send a text message.

I wish I was happier

[Ghelgath]

Granted, now you're *cough* gay.

I wish my friends would quit harrassing me.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. They ignore you now.

I wish everyone would worship me for my glowy ball :)

[Zenox]

Granted, but is a custom to cut off all your limbs so you would stay with your followers forever.

I wish i thought of something better

[Zeltaris]

Granted. But your head explodes

I wish I had more benign hippo.

[VigilanteV]

granted, but you are put to death for having over the limit.

i wish i had a wealth buisness.

[SeriousGamer104]

You have to be jewish.

I wish the lawn would take care of it self.

[Zenox]

granted, it gets cut by some nice sheep who also had the courtesy of putting some manure there about 2000Lbs of it, so now you'll have to clean sheep shit
:) problem solved.

I wish i can get more fish on my fishing trips

[BlackDefiler]

Whatever you want! $500/pound.

I wish I could do telekinesis!

[Mr.Bad]

Sure thing, but now the government has drugged and captured you while you slept, and is doing hideously painful experiments on you.

I wish I was the zergling in Black Defiler's avatar.

[VigilanteV]

umm...how do i corrupt that? you kind of are already screwed.

I wish i a pet crocodile.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. It eats you

I wish I ate the crocodile.

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted. Though it's claws rip your digestive system wide open and you bleed
to death through your arse, sorry.

I wish that I had a fast street car.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you go speeding down a street, and a Police car starts chasing you. The policeman in the passenger seat of the car stick a shotgun out the window and blows the back tires to shreds. You crash into a building and die.

I wish I was that policeman with the shotgun.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. It backfires and blows your eyes out.

I wish my nose didn't bleed so often.

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted. You start bleeding from some were else more often. :b

PS: Mr.Bad. Granted
But then my soul possesses the cop that's driving the car your in and I
suicide us both into the local toy store, and you die with a lego brick lodged
in you arse...

I wish that I could fly a BC.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but Zelt beats you to posting and hijacks it. You lose

I wish I had less VLDs :)

[VigilanteV]

Granted. you now have more

i wish i was 300 feet tall and could shoot lasers out of my eyes and live for ever.

[Mr.Bad]

Oh yea, well, I don't, so there. (Seigemaster just got pwned by Mr.Bad)

I wish Seigemaster wasn't 300 feet tall anf could shoot lasers out of his eyes and live forever.

[Atillawurm]

lol Mr.Bad
Granted he is aproximatly 300 feet tall shoots particle lasers and lives forever and a day.

I wish i had more Mountain Dew

[Mr.Bad]

I wish you would die! So...Granted, it turns out to be poisoned, you die. THE END! I WIN! YOU JUST GOT PWNED BY MR.BAD!

I wish I had a Mountain Dew and a Coke.

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted. Your dick shrinks now you have a vagina from the moutain dew, and your teeth are gone from the one coke.

I wish I lived next to Disney land.

[Atillawurm]

granted but Mikey mouse turns out to be a mass murderer you die

I wish everyone would give me 20 bucks.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you already died from the poisoned Mountain Dew. The money does you no good. HA! TAKE THAT BITCH!

I wish everyone would give me $20.01

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, I roll it in to a cone and stick it in your eye.

I wish I had one of those fountains that you toss coins in, in my room, yay!

[VigilanteV]

granted, but it isn't water...it's piss...and it is always overflowing...

i wish i could travel back in time.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, you travel back to the day of your birth and, realizing the horror of your existence, commit suicide. End of story.

I wish Pirates of the Carribean 3 wasn't going to be released on the day my Social Studies project is due.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. It's never released. Thanks a lot you prat.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy :(

[VigilanteV]

granted! Your dead!

I wish i could do the stuff in crackdown.

[Icarus]

granted, but it takes you four days, and at the final moment, when you've done all that's possible in the game, your blood sugar fails, and you starve!

I wish I had starcraft 2 NOW

[TheDriver]

Granted But it's a unfinished beta and blizzard quits Sc2 bcuz the beta sucks.
I wish that Mario teamed up with Zelda and that Link teamed up with Peach :P

[Icarus]

Granted,but then donkey kong just sits his fat @$$ on em all

I wish the english language had more punctuations

[VigilanteV]

Granted!©©¨˙ˆ©˙∆ƒ†®∑©∫ˆ¨¥∫ˆ˙•´®®∑¢†ß˙≈ç∫≥˙∆˜˜˚∆¥øˆ ¨øˆπ˙√∫¨∂†´®≈˙√∫∆˙ƒ¥†ß´®ß≈†ç˙®¨´®†¥ƒç¥ˆ®´§∞ç∂†ç√∆˙ ©√˙∂ƒµ≤©˙∆˚†¨•®†¢œå∑ß∂ƒ¨˚†¨ˆˆø¬©¨¥¨ˆ∞¨..!!!

I wish i it was rainging outside.

[Zeltaris]

Sure... whatever the fuck rainging is... :shiftyr:

I wish a fully functional copy of SC2 would be shipped to me as a birthday present.

[Leosam096]

Granted, but pirate aliens got it and gave it back to you fully destroyed and it can never be recovered. :(

I wish for more smores.

[TheDriver]

Sure two bad the smores have feicies in them which gives you deadky e-coli
I wish they made Ratchet and daxter/ jak and clank.

[VigilanteV]

Granted but no one buys the game and the compeny goes out of buisness...

i wish i had a candy bar

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, but when you open it, you discover that there's no chocolate, but a babys leg inside, and you eat it... Haha seigemaster ate a babys leg
and liked it lol.

I wish I had some jalapeno cheese poppers.

[Ghelgath]

Sure, but they come with a horde of angry mexicans who want some too, and scalp you when you don't give them any.

I wish today was friday =/

[Zenox]

Granted, the last friday of your life (6)

I want some respect!

[TheDriver]

Granted but only resoect your getting is from your dead cousin in idaho.

I wish i had My Sc Brood War disc :( [lost it]

[Zenox]

Granted , you find it under you bed, in many pieces.

I wish i could make any one do whatever i want.

[Atillawurm]

Granted humanity soon goes deaf, blind, and quadrapaligic. you ass.

I wish I wish.
(that is my wish by the way)

[TheDriver]

Granted but you dont wish XD
I wish that I WB would get too 400 mems (record like 393-4 mems on at one time)

[Zerg_eater]

I wish for this wish to be corruptable


granted, but soon it goes back to 2 mems, what are mems?

[VigilanteV]

You stop the thread so the universe implodes on you...jackass.

I wish i could blow stuff up with my mind!!

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you go into a depression and decide to blow yourself up with your mind. You died. You are no longer alive to blow stuff up with your mind. Your wish has become useless. You are useless.

You just lost
















I wish I hadn't put as many spaces in my post.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, all your post is compressed into a singularity. It destroys you.

I win.

I wish I won more often.

[OboeGuru]

You win at the game of chicken. Unfortunately, that was because you let the train run you over. Fool.

I wish that my room wasn't so warm.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted and now your room is at absolute zero.

I wish I hadnt killed that bug.

[Zenox]

Granted, you killed a zergling, and in it's last cries of help, it called a nice swarm of ultralisks after you.

I wish i could speak any of the worlds languages without studying ;)

[TheDriver]

Granted but you soon go mute and can never speak again. Then a swarm of muta's bomboards your house and you can't radio in to activate missle turrets thus you die T_T. I wish i could be invincible.

[Zenox]

Granted, but you walk into an electirc firld shoking you forever with 200k volts Bitch.

I wish for a better PC

[Atillawurm]

Granted but the PC is to good develops a sociopathic personality hacks into the stock market, crashes it, the govenment finds out comes to your house arests you, puts you in prison, were you are raped by a 230 pound man named Buba.

I wish I wasn't grounded?

[Ghelgath]

Sure. Now you're stuck in perpetual upwards flight. Have fun when you hit space =0

I wish I could think up a better avatar design.

[Zeltaris]

Granted... all you have to do is stop using shitty colour schemes and piling up more than 3 filtres... but in exchange for that, you get locked up in a room with SwanyRath.

I wish Froot Loops came in 10kg presentations >_>

[bobboy]

Ok, but they're STALE HAHAHAHAHAHAH. ha.

I wish chip companies would stop boasting about them using Olestra, not telling people that it'll make you leak stuff outa ur bottemz.

[Atillawurm]

Granted, chip company stock plummets and you are responsible for millions of job losses ass.

I wish I knew what this ment:
but in exchange for that, you get locked up in a room with SwanyRath.

[TheDriver]

Granted but your brain explodes because the level of cranium power it takes to comprehend the sentence.

I wish I had a samurai sword.

[Tharisfal]

Granted, you chop your arm off and a dog runs away with it.

I wish I had something else to do then sit here staring at my fancy desktop.

[TheDriver]

Granted you find your Schonlong and eat it. i wish i could make more awesome maps :(

[Zenox]

Granted, but never get the chance to upload them.

i wish i wish that i can eat a giant fish

[Mattimeeleo]

Granted, but the fish eats your first.

I wish I owned Starcraft II... MINE!!! My precioussssss

[bobboy]

Sure, you go up to blizzard, steal a copy, and proceed to coat it in napalm and set it aflame. Owned?

I wish I had a packet of ketchup O_o.

[Zenox]

Granted, but then an anvil falls on your head smashing it into little pieces of bloody delight

I wish that i had a moar muscular body

[Ghelgath]

Granted. You have the worlds strongest eye muscles.

I wish I had a reason to keep playing Starcraft >_>

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, it's because you have no life

I wish i could fucking murder my fucking bitchass of a cousin, with a fucking Rocket launcher that causes her to blow to little bits and never be fucking remembered again

[Zenox]

(That's a lot of swearing aren't you like 6?)
Granted but the guilt haunts you till you commit suicide by swimming in chum the diving in a poll full of great whit sharks.

I wish all mosquitoes die!

[Zerg_eater]

im 11, sorry for the swearing I was so pissed off

Granted, but they sucked all your blood bu t died because it was poisonous, and u died too cause of malaria

I wish i could take a pee in the toilet

[bobboy]

Granted but you just revealed to the world that you can't.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You're dead

I wish q00t was cheaper Uber q00t instead.

[TheDriver]

granted.. but it's not :P

I wish that everybody respected me.

[TheDriver]

I wish for this wish to be corruptable


granted, but soon it goes back to 2 mems, what are mems?
Members

[Gunmonk]

I wish I were GA

[TheDriver]

You are but ur gigantic peen causes you to go in shock, have a seizure and die ;p

I wish that sen was back ;(

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but now he smoke da foo' (you)

I wish i had halo 3 on pc

[bobboy]

You got it, but it only runs on some Microsoft conspiracy version that isn't known to the public, which you don't have.

Heck, I wish i had halo 2 for windows vista.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted but your anti-virus reports you a virus with halo 2 and orders its imidiate destruction.Owned?:D

I wish I had WoW:cry:

[Zenox]

Granted, but you play it for 1 minute then your account gets Buurned.

I wish that every WB member would be happy

[Gunmonk]

Bing everyones happy... but then you came along

I wish carmen elektra and I could hook up :p

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but then she goes Britney Spears on you and the relationship crashes and burns in a firey explosion of Napalm and uranium. And large rods of steel hitting you at mach 4.

I wish that my wish will not be corrupted.

-DocTera

[Ghelgath]

Granted. You live with the torment of attempting to make this thread fail and kill yourself from guilt.

I wish that I had WoW as well >_>

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but you find all your friends are Alliance/horde and PK you. OWN3D.

I wish everyone would speak in leet speak

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but God spreads us hackers all over the world for trying to make the supercomputer called "B4BB13"

I wish I didn't have to die as a result of my previous wish or any further wish.

-DocTera

[Zenox]

Granted you live and get tortured everyday of your life

i wish this thread was more bloodie

[Atillawurm]

granted it is so bloodie that it poors out of the computer monotor onto the floor caousing you to slip and crack your skull open on your desk.

I wish I was a Japanees tight rope walker that ate fire and got hot girls over the age of 20 every day, and I would never die.

[VigilanteV]

Granted..but you forget to feed him and he dies

i wish descent worked on mac osx...:(

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. But the mac your where using Desended on you.

I wish i had more money

[Atillawurm]

granted you have so much money that it crushes you, n00b

I wish I knew what happend to the fith member of party of five.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted.You found out that he is dead,and that his spirit now sits on a chair looking at a picture posted on a forum.Than you say "OMG THAT'S ME"!

I wish that the 3th world war starts tomorow

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but Kim Jong will get new glasses and see straight, thus ending the war. (Imagine what him burning ants with those would look like.)

Erm...I wish that I could find my last wish on this thread!

-DocTera

Hah! Found it before my wish could be corrupted! I win!
This thread is done with!

[Gunmonk]

You do but... then you go emo because life has lost its pleasure in killing threads.

I wish I could see someone OD on viagra XD

[VigilanteV]

Granted..but it's you

i wish i was playing the halo3 beta right now.

[SeriousGamer104]

Granted, but you get a muscle cramp in your leg while playing and you fall off your chair and your eye goes in to four tack's.

I wish I had some food in me right now...

[DoctorZettabyte]

Sure, but you get so bloated that you erm, pop.

I wish that I had a working copy of HL2.

-DocTera

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted that copy is real life and you become a headcrab zombie. PWN3D.

I wish i had more of a life

[Atillawurm]

Granted but you soon die in a car accident.

I wish my knee would stop wistleing when I raised my middle finger and moved it in a figure eight patern while hoping on my trampoline in the middle of a rain storm during a CSI marrithon on Spike TV.

[Mr.Bad]

Umm...ok?

I wish That the next person to post corrupts Swanyrath's wish.

[Zenox]

Granted it gets corrupted like this: Swanyrath your legs get eaten by an Ultralisk then you bleed to death, but since i posted such a cool answer i get rep from everybody on this thread instead of you ..P...P..P...P.....PWNT !!1!!!!11!!!

I wish i had more blue balls

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you decided to hack Warboards and AJ caught u so u were IP banned and Arrested.

I wish for a wish that I wish i could wish

[Gunmonk]

I wish i had more blue balls

Granted... but its not your rep.
p.s. isn't two enough?


I wish that I could use the force and be immortal.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but the prince of Persia does not llike that and stabs you with the dagger of time!

I wish that I am Dante.(guy in my avatar)

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you can never move and you are eventually left to rot on a hard drive after the avatar changes.

I wish that it will not rain tonight.

-DocTera

[Zenox]

Granted it'll rain meteors on your house.

i wish i was fast

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you overdose on speed and die.

I wish that Halo 3 will suck so people will still play Halo 2.

-DocTera

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but there will be so many people playing halo 2 that they need reserved spots for Xbox live that u can never play again

[Icarus]

I wish people would make a wish for the next person and stop being selfish ! *cough* zerg_eater *cough*

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but he won't listen.

I wish that zerg_eater stops being sellfish.Happy

[Zerg_eater]

granted... Ill stop being selfish. Wait how am I selfish??

anyways, I wish for my next 3 wishes to be corruptable

[VigilanteV]

granted...but you don't get corrupted on this.

i wish there was...GAH! i've been shot*dies*

[Gunmonk]

Sadly you come back... :)

I wish that I had the marshmallow of doom and the smitation device

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but the marshmallow jumps into ur mouth and you choke to death.

I wish I knew how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. But the wood falls on you after you find out, killing you.

I wish i had a real pokemon

[Icarus]

Granted, but pikachu isn't happy that you are more homosexual than he is, and shocks you unto your death.

I wish my fingernail would heal

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,it fals of your hand/feet whatever

I wish I was rich

[HyperDemonic]

I wish I was rich

granted you have 400 billion dollors.... in monopoly money



i wish that i can drink 10 kegs and not die