Corrupt a Wish!

[Zenox]

Granted, but it's on top of mount everest. (You should have added right here in my hands :\ )

I wish for a bigger post count .. don't know why..

[xodkrm]

Granted. But then you think to yourself, why?

I wish I've read every book in the universe. I wish I can download the internet.

[Infested_Zeratul]

I wish I've read every book in the universe.
Granted half the books in the universe is written by people like me.

I wish I can download the internet.
Granted, you realise 45% of the internet is spam, 15% is BS, 20% are viruses, and the other 20% is "This page cannot be displayed".

I wish I get an average higher than 85% this year in school.

[Zeltaris]

Granted but your school bases grades on a 500% scale :P

I wish Aj was my personal lapdancer

[bobboy]

Granted but.... um... you really enjoy! You REALLY REALLY ENJOY IT! MUHAHAHA!

I wish i had a bunch of roman candles.

[U-238]

Granted you get the finest candles that can be imported from Rome. (costing you around $10,000.)

I wish our upstairs floor was done already. -.-

[bobboy]

Not the candles :( i meant fireworks.
Granted, but your downstairs blows up while you are upstairs, enjoying it. You are now stuck up there :D!

i wish i had the roman candle fireworks right now.

[Infested_Zeratul]

granted, up your nose slowly catching on fire.

I wish I had a basement with my self and the house still in one piece, not harmed in any way and that adding this basement would not cost me anything at all.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but there's a horny cow in your basement. It rapes you slowly with its cerebral peduncles :P

I wish I had 2 cellphones instead of 1 ^_^

[Infested_Zeratul]

granted, they're two microscopic phones for microscopic cells on Michael Jackson's back. You can have the whole thing.

I wish I would stop seeing multiple members with the same avy and siggy.

[Bobbydeath]

Granted but all there avatars and siggy's are flames directed toward you :D.

I wish I had a indestructible PS4 from the future.

[bobboy]

Sony decides not to make a PS4. PWNED HAHAHA! So basically you get a box with some wiring thrown in with a hole cut out and above it it says "POOT DISCK HEER" In purple crayon.

I wish i had a warcraft battle chest that is new and if it does something funny, anything odd at all, i can return it.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but after you install it your computer becomes self-aware and rapes you. Good luck returning it, foo :P

I wish I could see the above happen without being raped or suffering any class of harm. [Anything else goes]

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but as soon as you stop watching Japan decides to nuke you for being a sick perverted person and for being a threat to their country for the same reason.

I wish u could give people herpes just by looking at them.

[Bobbydeath]

Granted but you saw yourself in a mirror.

I wish this thread would be closed.

[Aquarian]

But soon, you get yourself banned, for mass spamming this thread.

I wish time moved slower.

[Zenox]

Granted, but it's so slow you can barely move or do anything.

I wish to live eternally.

[SHISHKABOB]

Granted, but you age normally and soon you will be an old senile decrepit old guy.


I wish I had a pet Dragon.

[Infested_Zeratul]

Granted it is a miniature digital one in some mmorpg and got pked by the admin for hacking.

I wish I had I can predict the future of others.

[bobboy]

Granted, but only old people. And you know how it is for them, "Ugh! Sonny im having a stroke!"

I wish i had Halo 2 Vista. And it ran on my comp, cause i have vista. And nothing bad would happen. To anything. BOOYAH!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

microsoft decieds that the halo brand was to gimmiky and stops making it. PWN3D.

I wish i was immune to herpes and i could look at people and give it to them.

[DBCooper]

Well, granted, but you decide to move to Soviet Russia, where people look at YOU and YOU get herpes.

Side note: I got 2 rep points for my last corruption involving AJ and linux and such lolz!

I wish I'd get more rep points for my corruption about Warboards collapsing because Infested Zeratul forgot to make a wish.

[Bobbydeath]

Granted, negative reputation points.

I wish I was on fire.

[DBCooper]

Granted, but it's that crappy magic fire that doesn't burn anything.

I wish I could create a completely meat-free pie out of absolutely nothing without it appearing on my person and without any negative consequenses (sp?)

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, but you don't like pie.

I wish I had a collection of every single Motorhead album.

[bobboy]

Yeah, but they are albums of people attempting to sing with motors on their heads. Cause thats how they roll.

I wish i had one of those beanbag shotguns. Those look fun ^^.

[Infested_Zeratul]

granted, you had it but now you don't, because you threatened an old lady with it and was confiscated by a local police then sent to court and recieved heavy fines.

I wish I had 5 more hours each day to do anything I want and that this wish would not cost me any losses.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but the lack of sleep will kill you.

I wish i had no school

[bobboy]

You dont but A) A lack of stuff to worry about kills your brain. (think about it, we have to work most our lives. They are trying to keep us alive!) and B) You turn plain stupid.

I wish I had the power to stop time and I could not die during the stopped time, the power cannot malfunction, I will always have this power, only I have it, I cannot age, no one can age, and I can still move and do things normally when time is stopped. Corrupt that one ^^.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

You get killed by the government because they see you as a threat.

I wish i had my he-bitches back.
P.S im a pimp

[Zenox]

P.S im a pimp How Interesting..:o
OK you get them back only to discover they are undercover and you get busted for promoting Manhoring.

I wish i can erase what i had just read and wrote in the above mentioned .. just the above mentioned without leaving a memory hole in my head >_>

[bobboy]

You can, but you suddenly get hit by a Hummer H1 for no apparent reason.

I wish I had a pie. mmm pie (gurgles)

[SHISHKABOB]

The pie... IS A BOMB!!! and blows you up.

I wish I had some more Gatorade.

[bobboy]

The Gatorade... IS PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE THAT DETONATES WHEN AT LEAST VERY LITTLE FORCE TOUCHES IT!!! and blows you up.

I wish I could type faster.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Ok but you have no keyboard. Owned

I wish i could pwn people at SSB (super smash bros.)

[Infested_Zeratul]

Granted, Smash bros is too old and everyone else moved onto Soul Caliber 2

I wish I had a better internet connection for my computer.

[bobboy]

It gets .0000001 mbps more. Happy?


I wish I would stop procrastinating on stuff.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You finally make up your mind and get that sex-change operation.

I wish I wished that I didn't wish what I was wishing for when I wished that the person below me wished that I hadn't wished what I had just wished because the wish was shitty and chicken turd yay ^_^

[Zenox]

*Brain ..Hurts..No sense..Can't thi..nk*
Granted you don't get Shitty and chicken turd :D

I wish..i wish.. For a giant Duck!

[xodkrm]

Granted, but the duck carries a disease that grows pubes on your eyes.
Oh, the duck also carries crabs.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

xodrum didnt post a wish INFINGE him. jkz. i wish i had more chicks that liked me. chick count: 3

[Yoda]

Granted. At one stage in your life, you visit a farm one of your ancestors owned. The 100+ chickens start jumping for joy the moment they see you, and you're soon smothered by them.

I wish I was a lot smarter.

[Bobbydeath]

Granted but you became too smart and ended up destroying yourself.

I wish no one would post any in this thread any more.

[Atillawurm]

Granted but you suddenly lapse into Russian I can't understand what you wished for.

I wish I had a Pony.

[Infested_Zeratul]

granted, it's a pony that took a shit on your bed, pissed on your computer, ate your door and curtains and stank up the whole room, and the animal rights foundation say you can't harm it in anyways and it's your responsibility to take care of it. have fun

I wish I had a giant boulder in the backyard.

[Zeltaris]

Granted but it rolls over and crushes your house [you were asking for it, f00]

I wish I had RNAm ^_^

[bobboy]

Regional Network for Agricultural Machinery? Sure...... Here you go....

I wish I had some clay.

[Zeltaris]

Sure, but it's lodged in your anus.

I wish I had salad fingers

[Infested_Zeratul]

Granted, it's ceaser salad with italien sauce but it got taken over by maggots and flies and right now, it's decaying an no one wants to be near you.

I wish the person below me will corrupt their own wish.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but cow tipping rules.

I wish that this wish was irreversibly uncorrupted by the simple act of corrupting it, thus restoring the natural, god-given flow of this thread and sparing me from horrendous death by bunnies. Furthermore, should anybody attempt to or find a way to avoid the uncorruption by means of corruption of this wish, resulting in the corrupting of it without the consequent uncorruption of itself, they shall be raped in their sleep by the tooth fairy and her 7'6" bodyguard. And chicken turd.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but it explodes killing you.

I wish for a rose on Vday

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You get a black rose from some psycho bloke who kidnaps you and turns you into his slave

I wish for pie.

[DBCooper]

Granted. It's pi pie, so there's an infinite amount of pie you are forced to eat for eternity. Have fun looking like a blimp!

I wish those siesure-inducing flashy banner ads would go away.

[Infested_Zeratul]

granted, now you get direct hidden downloads in every website you go to which installs trojan horses, time bombs and spywares into your computer :P


I wish I was a mage

[Atillawurm]

Granted but you get sucked into limbo where magic has no efect

lets see you corrupt this
i wish i could die but still remain living.

[Bobbydeath]

Granted you die mentally but your body is still alive. You just got oomed bitch.

I wish I was contented with life.

[Infested_Zeratul]

granted, you live in your ideal life when you sleep, but when you are awake, you live a life of torture and misery and hope to sleep forever, and so you did, by killing yourself

I wish there is a block of melting cheese on my head.

[DBCooper]

Granted, but it spills all over you. Nobody likes that.

I wish I could work on two completely different tasks at once.

[Atillawurm]

granted but the thought pattern rips you physically in half.

I wish i could teleport at will

[Yoda]

Granted, but you cannot specify a destination.

I wish I was happier

[Bobbydeath]

Granted but you were so happy that you lost your mind and killed yourself.

I wish the old modding legends would come back.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but now they make mods for WoW :P

I wish weekends would last forever

[Jimmy_the_saint]

fine you have weekend that last forever. But the world starts to put the weeks activities ointo the weekend.

[BrotherGreen]

Way to make a wish

I wish people wouldnt forget to make wishes.

[iHawk]

I wish I had a pony!

(Oh yeah, and your wish is granted, but people start having trouble remember to grant the wishes that are made. Completely inexplicable, if WhiteKnight is still out there somewhere he's probably to blame)

[Atillawurm]

Granted but it likes to feast on human flesh
if WhiteKnight is still out there somewhere he's probably to blame
here here wellspoken

I wish i had a friend

[DBCooper]

Granted. You're now friends with the most annyoying thing in the universe, the Peanut Butter Jelly Time banana. Prepare to meet the end of your sanity!

I wish I had a non-crashing non-malfunctioning copy of the full version of Windows Vista without having any issues with registering the project. It must be perfectly legal to have this and I can't get any blue screens of death either.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but kitty steals your internetz. Foo :P

I wish my burger was twice as big.

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. But you've already eaten your burger, and because 2 x 0 = 0, you still end up with nothing.

I wish I could watch every South Park episode somewhere in my home, legally.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but since you pick up the bad language from it you find the rest of your life is spent in jail. Welcome to dropped soap.

[Bobbydeath]

Dude, make a wish :rolleyes:.

[iHawk]

In the absence of intelligent posting as of late iHawk will be stepping in to rescue this thread from extinction and/or forum obscurity.

I wish I could master meditation so that I could reach a higher state of being and/or avoid sleeping when insomnia sets in.

[Bobbydeath]

Granted but you sacrifice your physical abilities and appereance for it and now you look like a brain which causes you to lose your friends.

I wish that WarBoards wouldn't have members who spam and advertise.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, now everytime you see a "guest" viewing, thats whos spamming. Now you dont even know who to blame for the spam, and it drives you insane.

I wish my reese puffs cereal wasnt stale =(

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but they're not yours anymore

I wish I had tentacles to strangle random people with :)

[IrishDutchman]

Glad, but the random person happens to be you, and you get strangled. ;)

I wish I had a 6 pack. (not 6 beers, but the muscle thingie)

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but suddenly kegs are back in style, and girls still dont want you.

I wish I wasnt sick =(

[Yoda]

Granted - your sickness becomes permanent and hence is called a "disability."

I wish that I didn't have to go to university today.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

alright granted but your lecturor/teacher notices how much you skip his/her classes and therefore fails you and makes you miss out on the dream job you had in mind and turns you to a life of crime. you end up getting the death sentence.

I wish i was as dumb as caboose

[Yoda]

Granted. I'm not sure who/what "caboose" is, but it suddenly becomes as intelligent as George W. Bush.

"If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."

I wish I wasn't tired all the time

[Zergratul]

[QUOTE=I wish I wasn't tired all the time[/QUOTE]

Granted,but without need to sleep you wil never dream to know what you want and live a sgumbag's life

I wish i was the smartest man on earth

[Bobbydeath]

Granted but you turn into some skinny guy and other people beat you up for being too smart.

I wish that the person below me wouldn't corrupt my wish.

[Zergratul]

(that rely hapens,most of my colegs beat me sory for off topic)
Granted,but you would brake the rules of the game and probably be disqalified

[Zeltaris]

You did not wish for anything you ho. I'll still corrup... grant it cos I'm cool like that ^_^

Granted, but you give birth to a ninja-elephant

I wish I could pass all my tests with top notes :D

[Zergratul]

yeah granted but if you have a teacher she may ask for something instead...And you find two dys later that you got HIV,sifilys etc

I wish to be imortal

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but you are locked up in the body of an oyster. Have fun n00b.

I wish my syphillis and AIDS etc was cured :D

[Zergratul]

Sure Granted but the medicins whould make you mutations maybe an arm in the back or stomach,or another eye

I wish i would get the hell out of that oyster

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you managed to boot "the hell" out of your oyster. Now it's all yours, yours yours ;)

I wish it would stop raining fire :/

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. It's raining cows! :o

I wish my phone had a decent camera.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but a cow falls on it and crushes it.

I wish the cows weren't harmed by the fall :)

[Atillawurm]

granted but they die of a heart attack

I wish I Was the all knowing sup ream being of the universe.

[claus]

Granted, but only in a computer game.

I wish I owned a real life-sized tank.

[Atillawurm]

Granted but it is life size in comparison to you and you are the size of a might

i wish i was me

[claus]

Granted, but who would want to be you.

I wish I had power to control gravity.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. Every woman you touch or look at [or have sex with :O] becomes pregnant ^_^

I wish OMG *HEAD EXPLODE*

[Yoda]

Granted. Your head explodes, and you die. You're recorded in the "Darwin Awards."

I wish I was happier

[Zergratul]

Granted,but you wil be so happy that you'l laugh continuesly,and even on someone's death and all people wil kick and spit on you(nothing personal bu that is what hapens)

I wiah i would be the no1 gamer

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. You're no. 1 champion in 'E.T. the extra-terrestrial'

I wish I had a pie, that wasn't poisoned or harmful in any way,

[Bobbydeath]

Granted but its as small as one of those Froot Loops cereals.

I wish I would exert more effort in school.

[claus]

Granted You can have a F+.

I wish I had a complete airplane and new how to pilot it.

[iHawk]

Granted. But oh noes! You got snakes and you're fresh out of Samuel L. Jacksons :O

I wish I could invent infinate energy generation

[Zeltaris]

Granted... you invent infinate energy generation... whatever that is. But you wil NEVER discover/invent-stumbe-on-by-chance-upon infinite energy generation, no matter what you do... ha ha.

I wish you would implode upon reading this.

[claus]

Grant.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish I didn't implode upon reading that.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You explode instead. Pwnt ;)

I wish claus could implode and explode at the same time WITHOUT the implosion and explosion cancelling each other out >_>

[claus]

Granted, but it's a claus off a different forum site. Why do you hate me so:( .

I wish I could sit in front of a computer and not be harmed of dissapointed in any way.

[Zeltaris]

I don't hate you!
We have this saying in spanish: "Quien te quiere te hará llorar" :O

I wish claus and I could live our love free of worries forever and ever and ever and ever until I discovered claus's evil twin was hawter >_>

[Yoda]

Granted, but claus turns out to be a Government agent.

I wish I did not suffer from procrastination

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you enjoy prostitution instead

I wish Yoda would join in on my next evil project :P

[claus]

Granted, but you're Yoda's sidekick.

I wish Zelt was USA's Dictator.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but he disbands the Union and Creates the Holy Empire of Chicken Luvin'

I wish I was a ho

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. AJ's your pimp. :o

I wish I wasn't so damn awesome.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Yourt now more so damn awesome.

I wish that I clould reveal who my evil twin is.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you clan reveal who your evil twin is, but guessing from your typos you're so drunk you pass out while trying to do the macarena. Shame :P

I wish typos did not exist. :)

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Now everyone writes like stuck up-english teachers.

I wish I could reveal who my evil twin was.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you could, just up until 5 seconds ago :P

I wish q00t!

[DarkMirror]

q00t! Happy?

I wish that I can tell you now, thus making myslef an outcast.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but everybody you tell is deaf, blind and can't read braille.

I wish I knew who DarkMirror's evil twin was
[<3]

[DarkMirror]

Granted, but you realise all the signs youve been missing and you go insane, looking for more connections.

[UnHoly-Assassin]

You miss your chance for a wish, and live the rest of your life in regret.

I wish I won the Nobel Prize.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you get a post-mortem Award for discovering Rape-Fusion, which is like cold fusion but powered by rapist atoms instead of hydrogen... the discovery obviously kills you :D ^_^

I wish I had more educational clips :D

[iHawk]

Granted, but the term "educational" is open to interpretation ;)

I wish I could play Guitar like Joe Satriani o_O

[Sirion]

Granted, but what use are guitar skills if you have no fingers, Mr. Anderson?

I wish I had some mint bubblegum.

[iHawk]

Granted, but what use is bubblegum if you have no teeth, Mr. Anderson?

I wish I had über telekinesis

[Sirion]

Granted, but your brain is given to a monkey scientist for experimentation.

I wish seal was nicer to me.

[Zeltaris]

Granted but you get an infraction for Tandem Posting ^_^

I wish I was so fucken XTREM KRAZIE

[iHawk]

Granted. But I'm still far more XTREM KRAZIE then you ;)

I wish I had a pocket watch

[Zenox]

Granted, but it's connected to a microscopic nuke :P

I wish this thread gets closed.

[Atillawurm]

granted but it will be the only tread you see for the rest of your days.

I wish the sky was not blue but a sort of yellowish pink with green pokadot stripes. :P

[Zeltaris]

Granted. But the XTREM KRAZIE colours give you XTREM KRAZIE SEIZUR3S!!!!1

ZOMG I SED XTREM KRAZIE TWICE... NO THRICE NOW OMGOMGOMGOMG q00t

I wish my hippo would rule the world :D

[iHawk]

Granted. But he proclaims that you lack sufficient XTREM KRAZIE SKILLZ to be his friend anymore

I wish more people were XTREM KRAZIE liek me

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but they bake you into a pie and you die.

w00t, XTREM KRAZIE rhymes :D

I wish I had a piece of that pie :O

[Leosam096]

granted, but it's spoiled and poison and will never return to it's original state again, it cannot be thrown away because of the magic i put into it.

i wish i had a Playstation 3

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, but you don't have any games to play on it.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

[Leosam096]

Granted, but then you realize that cats are extinct and then notice that you're 2x more allergic to dogs.

I wish i had more sleep.

[Razorstorm]

But when you go to sleep Freddy Krueger comes and kills you.
http://www.80stees.com/images/Halloween_Costumes/Freddy_Krueger.jpg

[claus]

Dude wheres your wish Razor?

[Zerg_eater]

Uhhh Ill restart it...

I wish I had way more better grades than before.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, your grades rise by 1%. Ironically enough, passing standards go up just another 1% above your GPA.

I wish George Bush wazn't so XTREM KRAZIE

[claus]

Granted. But you'd have to deal with John Carey instead.

I wish Zelt wasn't so much ..well like himself.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. He's even MOAR like himself
DoubleplusXTREMKRAZIE

I wish everybody in Warboards enjoyed exploring cadavers as much as I do.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, They create a cadaver exploring club and Ur not in it.

I wish I was a spartan

[Aquarian]

Unfortunately, even without all the body armour, you still won't be able to withstand all the weight. Therefore, you got 0wn3d quickly. Oh, and all the Spartans look kinda gay. :P

I wish... I had a can of fresh Pepsi. XTREME KRAZIE!

[Zerg_eater]

all the Spartans look kinda gay. :P
yeah ur right...

I wish... I had a can of fresh Pepsi. XTREME KRAZIE!
granted, but it had poison in it so u will die slowly for the next 10 minutes.


I wish i had a better avatar

[Yoda]

Granted. You take one of the avatars already provided by warboards. Getting a better avatar wouldn't be difficult.... ;)

I wish I did not procrastinate so much

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you procrastinate TOO much.

I wish I had 2 burgers instead of one.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, U get fat instantly

I wish I could level up faster in mmorpgs

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but you accidentally sit on a cactus and prick your scrotum. Feel good, though, word has it it cures impotence ;)

I wish cookies were world-wide currency

OMG 2900 XTREM KRAZIE POSTING JAES I WANT TO PULL YOUR FOOT OUT OF ITS SOCKET AND EAT IIIIIITT DASJHDASJHDSDHSKD

[Aquarian]

Cookies are now world wide currency, but unfortunately, I have eaten them all, and so have the starving African kids. ^_^

I wish we all could be given ice cream.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but you in particular have it force-fed to you with a rectal probe.

I wish for moar q00t!-

[Razorstorm]

But it kills you f00l.

I wish that I that someone wouldnt corrupt my wish

[Zergratul]

granted but this wish was already maked so you loose

I wish my brain wouldn't been eaten by Razorstorm

[Razorstorm]

But the future without me having eaten youre brain would have resulted in an eternal servitude to a gay slut dealer

[Zeltaris]

Granted but you get BANNED

I wish I didn't get banninated :D

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. You're account get's deleted. :o (is that possible?)

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Zenox]

Granted you wanted to wish for a Foxxy momma .

I wish I didn't have to sleep yet not getting affected in any way from lack of sleep.:P

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, You will live forever...and many people could go crazy if they live forever!LIKE ME!!!!AHHHHH I WANNA DIE!! BUT I CANT!

[Yoda]

You learn how to die. :o

I'm procrasintating

[Zerg_eater]

You didnt make a wish...

anyways...umm....I wish my friends would stop lying and get a real life

[Zeltaris]

Granted, instead of lying, they stand up and beat you up
[If you can't catch the wordplay, then you're intelligence is subpar]

I wish for MOAR q00t

[BrotherGreen]

Because I dont know what that is, you get a slap in the face.

With a large rubber dildo

A black one.

I wish I could jump like a black guy.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but you're so black...[insert tasteless racist joke here]

I wish everybody was a glorious beacon of light like me :)

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, We were all too biright for u to see, thus getting yourself blind


I wish we were all XTREME KRAZIE!!!

[Zeltaris]

Granted... but we already are. You lose your wish. Serves you right for not being XTREM KRAZIE enuff ^__^

I wish I wuz teh.w1n

[Volken45]

Granted... but we already are. You lose your wish. Serves you right for not being XTREM KRAZIE enuff ^__^

I wish I wuz teh.w1n

granted but you can only play cnc games

i wish i had a great video card

[BrotherGreen]

GRanted, but thats all you have. Kinda useless, eh?

I wish someone could even challenge the canucks, but thats not gonna happen, becuz they are just too much PWN

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but the XTREM KRAZIE Canucks get pwnt. You were asking for it :D

I wish I was a glorious beacon of light.

[BrotherGreen]

Rejected, because I jacked your light and this is my game

PIZZAWNED

I wish I was XTREM KRAZIE....

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you become XTREM KRAZIE and obtain the sig, the retirement-savings plan and a life-supply of whores, but an elephant steals your anus o_O
[Get the sig and make XTREME KRAZIE references in every other thread. = win :D]

I wish I was the owner of the Internetz

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but by doing so you fail at being XTREM KRAZIE because the owner of the internet is a nerdy loser.

As such, I become the sole owner of XTREM KRAZIE

I wish I was an apple enthusiast with all the power.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but your hockeyz get haxxed by a team of 8 year olds. And they beat you to death with their sticks.

I wish I had MOAR q00t.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, you get no wish because no one understands what the hell you mean

I wish everybody spammed and I get to watch people get eaten by fenguin

[claus]

Granted but Fenguin is nude.

I wish Whiteknight and DemonChild would return to Warboards.

[Yoda]

Granted, except they've undergone an immense personality change since they left. And then you use your next wish wishing they'd leave again.

I wish there was eternal peace on earth.

[Aquarian]

Yes, but that is only achieved when our brains are replaced with cybernatic enhanced rocks.

I wish... I could get a 8mbps internet connection.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you get an 8 megabits per second connection :P

I wish for burgerpet to have all teh.wpn

[Leosam096]

Granted but burgerpet whips you.

I wish for a good camera.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but it robs your soul.

I wish I had killer shuriken ninja CDs :)

[Aquarian]

Unfortunately, every object is a weapon for a ninja. You got your hands decapitated.

I wish I have a new, working Sony Ericsson K550i. :)

[Yoda]

Your wish is granted after they've already become obselete

I wish I had a higher IQ.

[Leosam096]

Granted, you got Inferior Quality

I wish I can spell everything backwards

[Zeltaris]

yas elpoep rehto tahw dantsrednu t'nac uoy tub, detnarG

I wish for moar q00t!

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. But then you get wtfpwnd by the entire board for trying to revive jokes about Fenguin. (For some odd reason they're forbidden ground now. O.o)

I wish for funnah.

[Aquarian]

Whaat? You want more of this (http://media.peeron.com/pics/inv/custpics/3626bpx322.1134360176.jpg)(Google image search)?

I wish I had more time to finish the six pack of beer I had last night.

Granted. But then you get wtfpwnd by the entire board for trying to revive jokes about Fenguin. (For some odd reason they're forbidden ground now. O.o)

Fengy possesed me.

GIMME QOO! FOO!

[Zeltaris]

Granted. But then you get wtfpwnd by the entire board for trying to revive jokes about Fenguin. (For some odd reason they're forbidden ground now. O.o)

Uh, kid... there's a huge difference between Qoo and q00t. that's 3 LETTERS of a difference, mind you. lurn 2 spel. :):):)
j/k
Actually q00t is a bit of a fad that involves replacing W's with Q's. But I'm not telling you what it means. I win :D

Anyway, you get Funnah, but it is covered in a sticky yellow fluid with a terrible smell.

I wish for moar q00t!

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. But then you're wtfpwnd by all the WB'ers that think it's some Fenguin joke. :P

I wish for Fenguin.

[Aquarian]

Fenguin then humps you mercilessly.

I wish... I wish that I have two blue balls on the left of this post, instead of one.
<<

[Zeltaris]

Granted. http://www.warboards.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=6943&stc=1&d=1174940827
Just that post. All the rest of your posts still have 1 ball. Also, your foully-earned ball dooms you to a lifetime of bad breath. :)

I wish there was no more hunger in the world :)

[OboeGuru]

Granted. But the world eats you to satisfy that hunger. You taste like chicken.

I wish that Dad's Root Beer wasn't an offense to all quality root beers everywhere.

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. But 'cause it's of such a high quality, it becomes a delicacy and you can't afford 400$ cans of root beer.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Hasharin]

you know waht to wish for, but then forget it because a piano falls on you. BAM.

I wish that commercials would actually be funny again. Now they're retarded.

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You laugh so hard at them, you get an aneurism and die.

I wish for XTREM KRAZIE q00t

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but Your wish was so stupid that it didn't need to be corrupted and you got kill anyway

I wish that I was an amoeba

[Aquarian]

Being an amoeba causes you to not be able to enjoy the pleasures of being a human. Therefore, you've corrupted your own wish. :D

I wish I wouldn't have to do a huge assignment AND a speech at the same time.

[Hasharin]

granted. You don't have to do them. YOU'RE DEAD.

I wish i could think of a wish

[Aquarian]

But unfortunately, you really couldn't. You have corrupted your own wish.

I wish... I could take a break, alone.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but the place that you are alone in is Solitary Confinement

I wish I could go to one of Mushroomhead's concerts

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but the lead singer takes a piss on you. >_>

I wish I had more q00t. :) Please :)

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you are overwhelmed by the q00t and it kills you

I wish I got rep more often

[Yoda]

You decide to make more thoughtful posts, and hence get more rep ;)

I wish I did not have a headache

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You have no head.

I wish I didn't suck so bad in early game SC :O

[Yoda]

Granted - your early game play level remains the same, but it is eventually considered to be one of your strong points. :)

I wish I could sleep for as long as I wanted without any form of detrimental effect.

[Razorstorm]

But freddy still kills you!

I wish I could take on 7 AI players on SC

[Aquarian]

You could, but now with your 1337 skills, you neglect your social life and your health deteriorates, finally causing you to go mental all in.

I wish... Jim Davis would refer me as a great person in a Garfield comic strip at least once. :D

[Zeltaris]

Granted. You're are a great big 10-story monster. Then the Power Tubbies come and nuke your arse to kingdom come.

I wish 0laf would come back :P

[Mr.Bad]

Granted... But who ever he is, you decide you didn't want him to come back. You tell him so, he gets angry and kills you.

[Aquarian]

I wish 0laf would come back :P

Oooh, he comes back alright, but as 0laf. Ho. :P

I wish... People would give us harmless and tasty candy to everyone they see on the street.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but it has too much fizzy power in it and your stomach explodes

I wish I had sum hoes ter slap.

[Atillawurm]

Granted but they are invisable and fire rockets at those who slap them.

I wish I had some thing to do.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, you have to castrate yourself

I wish my adam's apple wasn't so big x_x

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but that it is achieved by the shrinking of your body to the size of a mouse

I wish I was as XTREM KRAZIE!!! as Zeltaris

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, Zeltaris wasn't so xtrem KRAZIE as you think,.


I wish I had a way more better computer

[Yoda]

Granted - your 386 becomes a 486. :)

I wish that I did not require sleep.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, But after a few weeks, you seroiusly turn into yoda.

I wish, that I can kill this ****** in my school

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but then all his ****** friends come and kill you.

[Zerg_eater]

damn them!
you didn't Make a wish

[Mr.Bad]

oh, whoops. ok then

I wish I didn't look so dead. (reference to my avy)

[TheEradai]

u do, but ur ugly still, xept now u arent so Bad looking so people hav no respect fo yo

I wish i could ride my BICYCLE--BICYCLE

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, you ride it, crash, then Die

I wish I had better animations skillz

[OboeGuru]

Your computer explodes for defiling the most hardcore of Queen songs ever!
You will never animate again.

I wish there was a problem so I could solve it.
For the love of all that is good and right, someone catch my music reference! IT'S VANILLA ICE!!!

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, The problem was, you were bugging the hell out of everyone, So everyone wanted to kill you. you killeed yourself, thus, solving everyone's problem.

I wish I had a better vacation

[Aquarian]

A better vacation in the jail maybe? Afterall, supplying illegal arms to rebels isn't what a person calls a "vacation" in a country under emergency ruling.

I wish... The day would go faster.

[ajkingcool]

wish granted, but your live continuse at that speed for ever. MUHAHAHA

I wish that nothing bad could ever happent to me

[OboeGuru]

Nothing bad does ever happen to you, but consequently, nothing good happens either. Something about universal balance...

I wish that Zerg_eater had actually taken the bait for my music reference.
(You fail at pop culture and a chance to be clever. :P )

[Mr.Bad]

Granted. But then he turns this thread into a flame war about how crappy your taste in music is. (or something like that)

I wish I was the ruler of the world.

[Hasharin]

You are the ruler of the world. Someone kills you. You aren't the ruler of the world anymore.:P

I wish I could stop procrastinating...:banana:

[Mr.Bad]

Granted. You finish everything in life in the next 5 minutes and have to spend the rest of your life waiting for death.

I wish I was a monkey

[OboeGuru]

Granted, but Animal Control has been called and you are shortly captured and thrown in a zoo to be oogled at, poked, and prodded for the rest of your life.

I wish the upcoming Transformers movie had used the old-school transformation sound effect.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but you die.

I wish OboeGuru would stop trying to pop musical easter eggs in every other post.

[Zerg_eater]

grnated, but now he uses rock musical eassater eggs in every post

I wish I could eat myself

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, but you taste like Camembert cheese.

I wish my parents wouldn't buy the house in Ireland they're checking out. It ain't worth the money.

[iHawk]

Granted, they buy an even more ridiculously priced house in Vancouver!

I wish episode 26 of Death Note was out sooner :( (yeah, I'm an anime addict. Sue me)

[Yoda]

Granted - but when it comes out, you decide to watch "Star Wars" instead.

I wish I didn't feel cold, which is strange because it's a hot day.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but Earth rises to temperatures comparable to Venus, and humanity goes extinct.

I wish I was mean

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. You loose all your friends and now everybody hates you.

I wish Kind of Blue by Miles Davis wouldn't be fucking 22$ at the store.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, now its fucking $22,000

I wish I had a Mushroomhead cd.

[OboeGuru]

Mushroomhead's CD(s) are pulled from store shelves worldwide on allegations of copyright infringement; you never get that CD you wanted.

I wish Rockapella would release a new CD.

[BrotherGreen]

granted, but its by a tribute group under the same name, and it sucks.

I wish the temperature didnt suck here.

[Ghelgath]

Granted, but now you have to deal with 100% humidity.

I wish that it would quit snowing here.

[SHISHKABOB]

Your wish is my command, 'cept now it will never snow again! ANYWHERE!!!


I wish I had a pony!

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but it's an evil man-eating pony of doom! (it eats you)

I wish I had two ponies.

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. But they're dead ponies. And they smell. Bad.

I wish fhwgadz (sp?)

[OboeGuru]

Granted, but then you realize that the Strongbad fad has long since passed, and you are left with a bunch of useless fhqwgads (or some such).

I wish I had more food choices in my house for lunch...

[Ghelgath]

Sure, but now your house is overrun with insects that are attracted to the food.

I wish people would post more often in Mohtal (http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=26272).

[InfinityComplex]

Sure, but instead of posting, you got more people idling.

I wish that my computer doens't crash that often.

[Zeltaris]

granted. it ASPLODES!

I wish i wasm't modratly druink x_x

[OboeGuru]

Granted. It doesn't crash anymore because the CPU melted down.
EDIT: Zelt-, u r teh phail.
Granted, you are OUTRAGEOUSLY drunk and pass out from alcohol poisoning. GG!

I wish that George Lucas hadn't made further changes to the original Star Wars trilogy upon the first DVD release.

[Zeltaris]

grantd he paleyd frisbee with them he he heheh

I wish i had rubbers lslippers ^_{

[Zenox]

granted but they are filled with cute witlle scowpions :3

i wish i was dead (not really but it's a game:P)

[OboeGuru]

Granted. But... um... OOH A TOUGH ONE!
But had you lived one day longer, you would have learned that the girl/guy you were always after in high school but kept turning you down has realized that you are their true desire in life.
Too cliché?

I wish that I were re-un-not-dead.

[Ghelgath]

Re would imply again, un would mean not, not would mean not, so you want him to be not not dead again? :o
Granted, but now you're being taken to court by his family on charges of murder.

I wish that I had something to do at 4:00 in the morning that way I dont waste my life on here. :P