Corrupt a Wish!

[TinyDancer]

Granted, but you run into an airplane.

I wish that...the cute guy at dance would ask me to dance tomorrow night.

[EvilEmpire]

Shure he will, but you will be so flabbergasted that you forget your steps...

I wish my literature teacher doesn't get me busted for rewriting my homework off the internet.

[Atillawurm]

I wish my literature teacher doesn't get me busted for rewriting my homework off the internet.

Granted! but the wind blows it away after it is printed.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[DBCooper]

Granted, but the wish sucks, you just wasted a wish.


I wish that leet and internet slang were recognised as a language.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but the North Koreans declare war when we accidentially insult them using it.

I wish America/North Korea = Non-existant.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. this creates a large, empty void on the surface of the planet that sucks us al away. Thanks!

I wish that I was good at modding and could make a campaign that was good to go along with it.

[psycho42b]

Granted, but it only works on your computer, and only when you use it.

I wish my job took less time to do.

[Yoda]

Granted. Instead, you become a soldier and go to Iraq. You are shot from friendly fire, although of course the Iraqies are blamed. A very short job indeed.

I wish that I had supreme control over the universe.

[Ubergopher]

Granted, however soon after this entropy destroys the universe, shitty huh?

I wish that I didn'tt work in 8 hours.

[Biohazard]

Granted, but now you work in one hour

I wish that people would grow-up emotionally and stop being so dramatic all the time.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. Then you have an emotional problem and since everyone is mature enough everyone mocks you and you commit suicide.

I wish GorillaZ were real.

[IrishDutchman]

They are, but all they do is eat bananas in a zoo.

I wish my girlfriend was tall with a cup C and some tight latex suits.

[RedRagToAnOrc]

They are, but all they do is eat bananas in a zoo.

I wish my girlfriend was tall with a cup C and some tight latex suits.

Granted, but then she finds out you wished for it and leaves you for a more sensitive man.

I wish paper tasted like cheese. What? There's nothing wrong with that. Cheese is tasty.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but cheese tastes like paper.

I wish I has food

[Ubergopher]

Granted, but you are allergic to it.

I wish that I had a desk.

[Markpyro]

Your desk is full of termites. Enjoy!

I wish that I had a quiet, serene place to run where nobody was watching me, there were no streets to cross and plenty of trails to enjoy.



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[Biohazard]

Granted but this serene place is infested with silent monsters with no eyes, who hunt by smell. These monsters then hunt you down and tear you limb from limb.

I wish that the Gators all their football games for the rest of the team's existence.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but unfortunately every team dies in horrific fiery bus crashes.

I wish for more entertaining PC games.

[Nevaehsmom711]

You have the power tom grant wishes, but not for yourself only for other people.


I wish i had my own house.

[Spartan-II]

Nevaehsmom, you're supposed to reply to the post before yours. (As in, corrupt my wish.)

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Ok, shit, I´ll grant them both.

Granted. Games are hell entertaining, so now all you do is PLAY. you skip school, lose 9 girlfriends, make your mother deny your birth and you finally die due to a rat infestation for not cleaning your room.

Granted. Plenty of cardboard in the recycle center, you can make all the penthouses you want. Oh, but hope it doesn´t rain.

I wish CWAL3 turned out just fine.

[Yoda]

Granted. Except I don't know what "CWAL3" stands for. Actually, I'll make it that you get killed in a terrorist explosion before you can experience it.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

CWAL3 is a provisional name for an unofficial new expansion team we´re assembling on SC.org. You can read all about it on the thread started by me in the Starcraft Debriefing Room forum.

Forgot to wish! That means you want to me to wish again, very well...

I wish I didn´t have to format my iPod.

[Yoda]

Granted - your ipod is stolen. Hence, you don't have to format it. :P

I wish I was a much better person.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. You´re a Shaolin monk and cannot have sex for the rest of your life. Or you´re Dalai Lama and get assasinated in Delhi. Pick whichever you like.

I wish Internet wasn´t so frigid.

[U-238]

Granted, it overheats and destroys your network card.

I wish I didn't have a good football.

(btw: you're not supposed to be going back and forth like this.)

[Yoda]

Granted. You're now terrible at playing football. Why would you wish for that?

I wish I was more intelligent.

(btw: you're not supposed to be going back and forth like this.)

It didn't go "back and forth" often enough for you to be able to say that. :P

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Besides, no one else was posting.

Granted. You´re that retarded kid from Bruce Willis´ film.

I wish I wasn´t a vampire-like computer addict.

[IrishDutchman]

You're not, you're a LARP'er. :P (no 'fence to all you larpers out there :D)

I wish my parents would get a cooler car. It's not like they can't afford it. :<

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. Then you discover you´re not their true son, so they become millionaire and throw you out on the street. Now they have plenty of cool cars :P

I wish this thread died.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. This causes the simutanius collapse of warboards.
I hope you happy.

I wish that I had more time to RP.

[InfinityComplex]

Granted. This causes the simutanius collapse of warboards.
I hope you happy.

I wish that I had more time to RP.

Granted, now you wasted your life to RP.
I wish I had a tv

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. You´re the night shift security guard of a very corrupt mental hospital. They have TVs, you know :P

I wish I wasn´t so selfish.

[Zerg_eater]

granted,instead your so nice oyu give up all your stuff, including your house and car.


I wish Everyone would like me

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Damn, hard one... granted. Everyone likes you so much that you become head admin of warboards, then you mess up the site and a suicidal freak finds your house and kills you. (I know that was lousy, but was a hard one to grant).

I wish my avatar had more resolution.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. We like it so much we try to end your misrable life with pointy objects as you are not worthy.
You die in a bloody mess as a result.

I wish that Starcraft II would come out. In my lifetime. Before im say...16.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. Just before you bought the game, you were involved in a freakish cart accident. You are incapable of playing the game properly.

I wish there is 32 hours in a day.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. Earth now rotates slower, and since daylight lasts more, we get fried on daytime and freezing at night. We become more vulnerable to lung diseases, and we all die of birdflu.

I wish warboards was swept clean of flaming morons.

[Zeltaris]

Granted, but you marry him the very next day and become fat :o

I wish I AJ loved me :(

[Ubergopher]

Granted, AJ. Your next door pedo of a neighboor loves you..

I wish I had Thanksgiving off.

[Yoda]

Granted - you break your arm so you are given leave. But you still ended up with a broken arm. :)

I wish I could use the "Jedi Mind Trick"

[IrishDutchman]

You can, but the person you trick sues you for 10 thousand dollars and wins.

I wish girls liked computer games. Everything would be so much easier.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. now girls like computer games, eat Doritos, fart in your presence and make rude and sexist comments. SHIT! they´re guys now :P

I wish my thread had more viewers.

[DarkMirror]

Graned. Its voted "STUPIDEST THREAD" and is viewablew all over the internet.

I wish for 2 uncoruptabnle wishes. This one, and my next one!

[Yoda]

"uncoruptabnle" does not register as a word. Hence, your wish is impossible to grant. Stop trying to confuse the Genie, DarkMirror!!

I wish that I could control the thoughts of other people.

[RedRagToAnOrc]

"uncoruptabnle" does not register as a word. Hence, your wish is impossible to grant. Stop trying to confuse the Genie, DarkMirror!!

I wish that I could control the thoughts of other people.

Granted, but then God decides you're so good at it, he gives you the "thought regulator's" old job. Your feeble mind can't stand the volume of thoughts and you explode. Ouch.

I wish that I could walk through walls.

[Lazere]

Granted... but you also fall through the floor

I wish that I had matrix style fighting skills

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, your ENTIRE LIFE is mega mega ultra hyper turbo slow motion now. It would take about 3 hours to get up and walk to the toilet. :P

I wish I lived in Hawaii so I could surf more.

[BlackHawk]

Granted. When you move there surfing becomes illegal. Enjoy.

I wish the Montreal Exchange site wasn't hosted on such a piece of shit server.

[IrishDutchman]

Uhm....Granted...but....then a terrorist jumps into your room and eats your teddybears.

Sorry couldn't think of anything :P

I wish Heidi Klum was my neighbour.

[RedRagToAnOrc]

Uhm....Granted...but....then a terrorist jumps into your room and eats your teddybears.

Sorry couldn't think of anything :P

I wish Heidi Klum was my neighbour.

Granted, but she immediately becomes a recluse, shuts all the curtains and never leaves the house again.

I wish I was AJ. <3

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but then you are assasinated by a digruntled Warbordian.

I wish I had the power to control peoples minds.

[DBCooper]

Granted, you're a Dark Archon... without any support. PWNT!!!

I wish I would have a use for my flight stick (don't get any ideas, pal!).

[RedRagToAnOrc]

Granted, you're a Dark Archon... without any support. PWNT!!!

I wish I would have a use for my flight stick (don't get any ideas, pal!).

Granted, but you don't know what it is.

I wish England would win the Ashes again.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, they won ashes from a cigarrete tray.

I wish I had a stuffed teletubbie to strangle

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. But the teletubbie is rigged to explode.

I wish I became a professional poet, just so I can finish my Literature homework faster.

[Yoda]

Granted. Your lifelong career is writing poetry, and after several years you become a "pro." So you waste half your life.

I wish that John Howard loses the next (Australian) federal election.

[Kingscrab]

Granted. Unfortunately, a kangaroo wins as a write in.

I wish the sky would rain dollar bills.

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, sadly a tornado sweeps by at the same moment and blows 'em all into the sea.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of hotdogs.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. you decide to eat them all in a dare and your stomach 'splodes.

I wish that I could have more haloween candy to eat.

[CrazyTom]

Granted but it doesn't taste nice.

I wish I could stop falling in love with people. :( Every flipping day...

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you will never have a wife.

I wish my head would stop hurting.

[DarkMirror]

granted. It explodes and you never feel pain again.

I wish for a complete set of LOST

[Yoda]

Granted. But you lose interest shortly before receiving it. Hence, you throw the complete season of "Lost" in the garbage bin when it arrives. Which is where it belongs, after all.

I wish that I had supreme knowledge.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but then your head is so big that it break your neck and you die.

I wish CrazyTom would fall in love with me. <3<3

[DarkMirror]

Granted. He flass in love with your eyes only, unfortanatly. so he cuts them out...

I wish I still had intrest in LOST before the garbage man comes.

[Yoda]

Granted. But you lose your interest in LOST the day after. Hence, you throw it in the garbage bin anyway. Before you've even played it.

:cool:

I wish that I was better at studying.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. You study realy well in the subject of dust mite lifecycles.

I wish I retained intrest indefinitly for LOST before the gartbage man came. and wached every episode before I lose intrest.

[Atillawurm]

Granted but your T.V. explodes and your LOSTdiscs die in the explosion.

I wish I had 4,000,000 quid and it would never be worthless.

[DarkMirror]

granted. You cant find it or touch it, however.

I wish trhat I could fix the lost discs and get a new TV.

[Yoda]

Granted. Except the disks you "lost" were actually ones you lost several years back. These contained several computer documents which are not too old to be of any use. And the TV show "LOST" is wiped completely from your memory, hence you can never wish for something involving it again.

I wish that I could become the dictator of the entire earth, and that everyone would support me.

[Lazere]

Granted, unfortunatly, one of the giant statues they built in your honor fall on you and kills you.
I wish i had the most powerful supercomputer on earth.

[iHawk]

Granted, but it only runs on Windows ME and hackers keep uploading horse pr0n and viruses onto your multi-terabyte hard drive. The FBI is also looking for their super computer :)

I wish I had more time for this sort of thing.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but because you play this game so often, you turn emo because all your wishes get owned

And dont forget, Across the street to the hospital, down the street to the morgue (your wrist).


I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

[iHawk]

Granted! However it's pathetic whining drives you mad and you're tossed in the loony bin. Now with extra plushie walls! ;)

I wish I could use Emoticons in real life.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, the emoticons come out of your computer, then eats you up.RAWR!

I wish, for a way to murder DarkMirror.

[Yoda]

Granted. You withdraw his access to "LOST." He is murdered emotionally....

I wish that I was better at physics.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. You became a genius at physics, but you have partial alzheimer's.

I wish the Angels would win quicker in the "Species Wars" thread.

[iHawk]

Granted! However AJ was rooting for the Dwarves, so he bans us all to hell.

I wish I had a new iMac ^,^

[Yoda]

Granted. Except you forgot to specify the definition of "new." The genie took it to mean new as in "unopened." Hence you receive an Imac which was an unopened prototype.

I wish that somebody would beat GA's tetris score.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. After 10 weeks of full Tetris you beat GA's score, but you forgot to check the 'Remember me' check box when you logged in, Warboards never recorded your score. You go to the Org Network Support thread to post a complaint.

I wish I'm a firebender; for those who watches Avatar: The Last Airbender.

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, but then Nickelodeon goes bankrupt and Avatar is no more.

I wish my computer had a working sound card. :(

[DarkMirror]

Granted. It works, just not well. It only makes "Bzzt" sounds.

I wish I had the full set of DVD episodes ofmthat cool new show, LOST!

[iHawk]

Granted! But the IRS reposess everything else.

I wish I could speak any language!

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. But you can't understand what your really saying.

I wish I wasn't a procrastinator.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, now you don't do your work.

I wish I had all the research for my term paper done.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you researched the wrong thing.

I wish I had a better video card.and get this :P outta my face

[Neu(t)ral Damage]

it costed a fortune and now you can't afford any good games to use with it.

i wish i had an uncorruptable object to wish for

[Yoda]

Granted - but you've just wasted a wish

I wish that I do well in tomorrow's exam (physics), and at least get 51%. :)

[DarkMirror]

Granated. Unfortanatly your marking sytem is changed to that of Quebecs and youn fail as you are 9% below 60%.

I wish for two Uncorruptable wishes. this one, and my next wish.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, Your next wish will be uncorruptable, but you cannot wish for more uncorruptable wishes.

I wish I had some soda

[Yoda]

Granted. You go to the shops and buy some.

I wish that I get 75% or higher in the physics exam today.... (why am I posting this, instead of studying for it?)

[Protoss_Honor]

You get 75% or high in the physics exam today, but fail every other class or test you have.

I wish I could own Blizzard and make Starcraft 2 a reality.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. You become head boss of Blizz a day before CWAL and CWALII members raise a riot: a corrupted bounty hunter enters the Blizzard building and kills you.

I wish I could take love by the horns.

[iHawk]

Granted, you meant the vicious fire-breathing "love" of Hekklar-IV, right?

I wish I had a box which produced an unlimited supply of Muffins/other baked goods! (and probably some self control to go with that >_>)

[DarkMirror]

Granted. It overloads when you forget to take the muffins out on a regular basis and 'splodes.

I wish that zerg_eaters last corrupt on my wish was revoked.

[Leosam096]

Granted. but i took the re- out out of -voke and put the in- to make Invoke.

I wish i had some sweet superpowers.

[IrishDutchman]

Granted ,you have the power to knit socks really really fast. Hope you're happy. ;)

I wish they discovered asbestos in our school and we'd get a month off. :D

[DarkMirror]

Granted. You die, unfortanatly.

And Leosam, as you did not look at my previus wish you dont know that it was uncoruptable. So my wish is granted, and I wsih for Unlimited Uncorruptable wishes including this one.

[Yoda]

Granted, except you just wasted a wish.

I wish for infinite knowledge. And the ability to use the force to the same level as my username's.

[Atillawurm]

Garnted your head explodes

I wish I had some Chicken Tiki Marsala.

[U-238]

Granted however it's bad.

I wish I didn't have to sand floors >.<

[DarkMirror]

Granted. You have to remove them as they are termitew infested.

(corruptable) I wish for a way to piss off people, in thier faces, without getting hurt.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, Instead they kill you.

I wish my friends would stop calling me so much!

[Protoss_Honor]

granted. You no longer have friends.

I wish nothing bad would happen to me or my wishes.

[Yoda]

Granted - but the wish expires in five minutes

I wish for a laptop computer.

[U-238]

Granted, it's a 1993 acer with a 200 MB hdd and a 8" LCD with a crack in the top left corner.

I wish I had cash...

[Leosam096]

granted... you now have a penny.

i wish i was an inch taller in height.

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, have fun buying an entire new wardrobe of clothes!

I wish my ...*instert perverted imagination of a WB'er here* was an inch longer.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Your Big...Hairy...Pink...cool whip container in your fridge now holds an inch more of whipped cream!

(Corrupatable) I wish that I could meet zerg eater and introduce him to Conner.

[Yoda]

That wish is already corrupted!

I wish that somebody would beat GA's tetris score.

[DarkMirror]

granted. He beats it himself.

(Uncorruptable)I wish that yoda would realise that I never wished for Zerg_Eater to meet conner before.

[Yoda]

Granted - but who is "Conner?"

I wish to have a powerful intellect.

[DarkMirror]

Conner is the stuttering idiot at my school.
I wouldnt be suprised if He WAS Zerg_Eater...

[Pirahordica_King]

Granted. Your head Explodes when you total brain mass excedes your craniums massed capicity.

I wish to make a fresh Start on warboards and reveal a great secrect...

[U-238]

Granted you get post wiped daily and your secret is that you're 5 y/o

I wish I had every rap song I've ever liked. (legaly)

[Zerg_eater]

granted, all the rap songs were illegally burned into a cd and thus you get arrested.

I wish my internet woouldnt get switched to my living roomm where its not in my room.

[U-238]

I wish I had every rap song I've ever liked. (legaly)

That kinda implies going to the music store and buying them?

[Yoda]

To Zerg_Eater (last legit post in this thread)

Granted - you lose your connection to the internet altogether.

I wish to become the Prime Minister within the next five years, and stay in that position forever.

[iHawk]

Granted, but to stay in that position forever I had to toss you into an infinate time loop of your first day in office. Enjoy organizing your desk for the rest of eternity ^,^

I wish people would properly read wishes before thinking they know how to corrupt them.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. But everyone will get a giant headache for thinking so hard every time they play this game.

I wish for a wish me for me to wish so it could wished with it being the most least curruptable wish. Overall all, I want a wish, but I know the wish would be corrupted so I want a wish that does the least amount of harm from being currupted.

[InfinityComplex]

GRANTED! It was already corrupted after you said it!
I wish I saw all of the capabilities the PS3 has.

[Yoda]

You never specified when you wanted this wish fulfilled. Consequently, you are trapped in limbo for 100 years, while time continues as normal for everyone else. Because a new model is invented every 5 years, everybody else is using Playstation 23.

I wish that I did well in that English Literature examination.

[GenocideAlive]

You do well. You subsequently fail every examination in English Literature thereafter.

I wish to find that perfect all-purpose panty-dropper.

[U-238]

Granted. Unfortunately it happens to be a gender confused male.

I wish I could actually resist coming into this thread.

[Yoda]

Granted - your internet connection breaks down pernamentally. You slowly forget about this forum.

I wish that I had the power of mind control.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but you lose the ability to control thus destabilizing many people in the process and wreaking havoc on those you love.

I wish that I had the power of Necrosis.

[DarkMirror]

Granted, it only works when your asleep.

(Uncorruptable) I wish that I didnt have to go to school today.

[Yoda]

Granted - but you now have to go to school on weekends, for the rest of your school life.

I wish that I could see into the future.

[CrazyTom]

You see into the future but what you see drives you mad and you spend the rest of your life trying to lick your own neck.

I wish I wasn't so full of food so I'll be able to fit in the delicious macaroni cheese I'm going to make later.

[GenocideAlive]

Granted-some of your food was spoiled, and you vomit up your entire stomach.

I wish I could find a way to stop nagging pain.

[Kingscrab]

Granted. Hey... What's that floating red spot of light on your forehead? :o

I wish I could find a tupperware bowl for my beef stew.

[Protoss_Honor]

Granted. Unfortunately the tupperware drops and spills your beef stew all over the floor.


I wish I was never bored, and that whatever entertains me doesn't make me tired at all.

[BIGDB]

Granted. But the blond slut we hired for you had hep c. Sucks to be you.

I wish I had more tea.

[iHawk]

Granted! But you have less actual food.

I wish that I could throw my voice. (simple wishes ftw)

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, your vocal cords, while lying on the floor, were devoured by your dog. (srry, I don't have a clue what 'throwing your voice is :concern:)

I wish I had an Xbox 360 with Live and Gears of War

[Protoss_Honor]

Granted. But the blond slut we hired for you had hep c. Sucks to be you.I don't do sluts. So I guess my wish has been voided.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 with Live and Gears of War.
Granted. You put the game into the console and turn it on, when suddenly, it explodes, costing several hundred dollars worth of damage.


I wish I was never bored, and that whatever entertains me doesn't make me tired at all. And it does not involve sex.

[IrishDutchman]

No sex? well, it's your wish. Fine, this new hobby of yours, whatever it is, get's you addicted. You die of starvation, because eating is boring.

I wish I could go without sleep, without it having medical consequences.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. You now never have that dream that would save the world...

Granted - but you now have to go to school on weekends, for the rest of your school life.

(Uncorruptable) I wish people knew what "Uncorruptable" meant.

[Yoda]

Granted - you finally realise the purpose of this thread, and therefore stop posting in it.

I wish I could do well in the final exam I have, without having to study for it.

[Protoss_Honor]

Granted. You get a B on this final exam but fail the final exams you have to take for other classes.


I wish I had 2 real genuine unforged American dollars that I don't have to pay any taxes on for every wish that was, is, and will be corrupted. Including this one.

[ShadowGonissa]

You get the money, but then your house burns down and all the money goes with it.

Hehe...want a challenge?

I wish that I could fly and that no one would corrupt this wish. :D

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you cannot get down.

I wish that people would stop wishing for uncooruptable wishes.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Unfortanatly "uncooruptable" dosnt quilify as a word.

(Uncorruptable) I wish for Zerg_EWaters demise. Especaily after He Pmed me a hatew site about me. Here it is.

This is just how sorry I am about being mean to you (http://darkmirror.justgotowned.com/)

[Black.Ice]

Granted. Zerg_EWater suffers a horrible demise.

However, Zerg_eater is still perfectly alive and kicking.

I wish any girl I choose would love me with all her heart.

[kongurous]

Granted, but the girl is a post-op transsexual.

I wish I was a Space Marine.

[Kingscrab]

Granted. You're stationed alone in an outpost at the corner of the galaxy.

I wish i had a pizza in front of me.

[U-238]

Granted, but it has spinache and anchovies on it.

I wish I was gosu at starcraft.

[Yoda]

Granted. Except due to your obcessive starcraft playing, your social skills collapse.

I wish the nations of this world would live in harmony.

[ShadowGonissa]

Granted, but then aliens take over the planet due to our lack of hostility.

I wish that I could make things turn into tater tots whenever I wanted them to.

[kongurous]

Granted, but you must whore yourself out to me, my friends, and everyone else in Florida first.

I wish I had a working pencil sharpener.

[Ktan]

You do. It then slices your face off.

I wish I could become a sentient Cyberman.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. This maens that your emotional disruptor is automaticly off, and you explode.

I wish I dint have to go from my dads to my mums today.

[U-238]

granted you have to go from your dads to your big sisters house.

I wish the packers would've won yesterday...

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but that creates a paradox, thus causing the universe to collapse into the shape of a cheesehead.

I wish for Chromehounds.

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, but...what are chromehounds? Meh, I'll leave someone else to corrupt that wish. :concern:

[kongurous]

Granted, but...what are chromehounds? Meh, I'll leave someone else to corrupt that wish. :concern:

Then uh... don't post?

Spartan: granted, but you must watch me play it and you'll never have a chance.

I wish I had a new job.

[TinyDancer]

Granted, you're now the cage cleaner at the zoo.

I wish I had another pair of jeans to wear.

[U-238]

granted however they're size 58

I wish my mom hadn't run over one of our kittens today :concern:

[IrishDutchman]

Granted, she ran over you.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

[DarkMirror]

granted. Your now hyperallergic and explode in a gory mess of chnky meat whenever one comes withing a mile of you.

(Uncorruptable) I wish that the weekend was tomorrow so I can play D&D

[MidnightGladius]

Granted. Bureaucracies collapse on an international scale, the NYSE glitches, causing a Debt of Honor-esque disaster, and religious extremists pronounce the end of the world, causing a wide bubble of riots and uprisings.

Have fun playing D&D.

I wish that I could trust you (ambiguity intended).

[IrishDutchman]

You can. However, just because you CAN trust me, doesn't mean you should, because I'm a conniving backstabber and tell everyone your intimate secret. (yes, THAT one ;))

I wish I knew everyone's intimate secrets.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but you can not tell them to anyone or talk to anyone about them, resulting in an infuriating dilemma where you know everything but can't share the knowledge.

I wish I could have a hot, fresh cup of Chai whenever I wished and that it tasted perfect. Along with this, I would be in perfect shape and be able to drink the chai and enjoy it. A french maid would be nice as well.

[BlackHawk]

The french maid is a man named Piere. He likes long walks on the beach, men who go by the alias "Black.Ice" on forums and cuddling.

I wish I would start on my business essay (due tomorrow) so I could get it over with and watch "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy." Without failing that is.

[U-238]

Granted. You get it done only to discover that the show has been canceled and now have to watch the movie: "fifi goes to school"

I wish the cornhuskers luck tomorrow.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but it's bad luck. :)

I wish for some better smelling cologne. Cologne that smells good. :/

[MidnightGladius]

Granted, but it's highly toxic and would kill you upon application.

I wish I could stop time for everyone but myself, at will, without any effect to myself, and without direct effect to everyone else, and start it again.

[Yoda]

Granted, but you fall asleep soon after activating it. Because you are in a "time pause" period, you stay that way forever. :tup:

I wish I was happier.

[MidnightGladius]

Granted, but it's because you have bipolar disorder.

I wish there were wishes that couldn't possibly be corrupted.

[DarkMirror]

Granted, you enter a disny movie, the only place where that could possibly happen.

(Uncorruptable) I wish all that stuff that happened before wouldnt happen. Hell, It didnt, becasue I said (Uncorruptable). I love being me.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but it was all in an alternate timeline. Creative thought outdoes uncorruptable wishes everytime. :/

I wish I had the power of persuasion.

[kongurous]

Granted. You have the power to persuade amoeba.

I wish I was the awesomest being in existence. Oh wait, I already am. Ok, fine, I wish there was someone far more awesome than me.

[Yoda]

Granted. You turn into a snail.

I wish I could influence the minds of other people.

[MidnightGladius]

Granted. You can only influence them negatively, and the ability is passive, with the result that everyone within a ten mile radius of your person feels an undeniable urge to cause you as much pain as possible.

I wish that the nearby supermarket would start selling chocolate chips at a reasonable price.

[kongurous]

Granted, but the chocolate chips are now made from cow lips.

I wish I downloaded stuff at 5 gigabytes a second.

[U-238]

granted but an boot sector computer virus get's into you computer and reduces that bandwidth to less that 24 Kbs. After reformatting your computer it again attaches itself and does so every time you reload thus turning your bandwidth into a hinderace.

I wish that Bush could stay in office one more term.

[Yoda]

Granted, but WW3 breaks out as a consequence.

I wish that I could perform the "Jedi Mind Trick."

[MidnightGladius]

Granted, but you can only use it once before becoming insane.

I wish wishes in real life were actually corrupted like this.

[DBCooper]

Granted, someone wishes you have a tofu turkey stuffed up your ass.

I wish Middy had a giant tofu turkey stuffed up his ass.

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. Sadly, you just turned into a turkey, and guess what happened. :concern:

Granted, but the chocolate chips are now made from cow lips.


How can chocolate chips made out of cow lips still be chocolate chips? O.o

I wish the game and music industry stopped trying to make profits. Dropping the prices of CD's to about 1$.

[ali1234567890]

originaly poted by protogod

i wish i had the power to grant my own wishes

wish granted but you cant go in your hoes our youll die and you cant wish for any money and you cant wish for a new house and you loose all your money


i wish i was the smarteest person on earth

[DarkMirror]

ummm? unintelligeble...

[ali1234567890]

originaly posted by nasty ape

iwish the game and music industrey stopped trying to make profits.Droping the prices of cds to about 1$[/QUOTE]

wish granted but there al ripeup into 100 piecces


i wish i had all the money in the world

[MidnightGladius]

Granted, but the whole world (which has no money left) immediately bands together and proceeds to wipe you off the map.

I wish that life was fair.

[Black.Ice]

Granted. It's so fair, it becomes extremely mundane because everyone is equal and variety is vanquished foreva!

I wish for a 5 pound gold brick.

[Protoss_Honor]

Granted. It turns out to be Fools Gold though and you are made a laughing stock of the Whole community.

I wish I could have time to play every Video game I want to, yet still have time for a life, and that I don't go mad, insane, die, or get hurt in any way shape or form by playing them.

[MidnightGladius]

Granted, but you suddenly feel no urge to play any video games, and as a result go mad, insane, die, and get hurt in every way, shape, or form by not playing them.

I wish I could converse in, read, and write every language currently in use fluently without anyone or anything coming under malignant effects in any way, shape, or form, and without hindering or reducing in any way my ability to learn other things.

[DBCooper]

Granted, but society deems language to be overrated.

I wish I had a real apple pie.

[Case_in_point]

Granted, but it's the same pie from American Pie the movie.

I wish I had an additional floor added to my house just to build a scale model of my town with Lego bricks.

[iHawk]

Granted, but woe is you! Just as you're finishing the scale model (in as high a detail as is possible with plastic inter-locking bricks) an earthquake, a tsunami, a hurricane and Godzilla hit your town dstroying your model and the real thing. You survive just long enough to cry before being abducted by aliens. Have a nice day ^,^

I wish I had the ability to make anyone and everyone happy without adverse effects of any kind on myself or those around me.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but you die instantly and no one remembers you. :D

I wish I had the ability of Necrosis.

[Atillawurm]

granted but you don't know how to use it.

I Wish I had more sex appeal

[Protoss_Honor]

The only thing you appeal to is fish.

I wish I could do whatever I want. With unlimited options.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but you are sent to an alternate universe where options mean death.

I wish I had the ability to teleport.

[Atillawurm]

Granted but you can only go 1/2 foot away.

I wish the voices would stop

[Yoda]

Granted - you know longer hear voices, and are permanentally deaf.

I wish that I was happier.

[iHawk]

Granted, however only on Tuesdays from 4:23 to 4:24 Mountain Time during a full moon.

I wish I knew everything that is, has been or can ever be without adverse effects to me/anyone else, any sort of side effect to me/anyone else or any sort of displeasant event brought on in relation to this wish.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. But there isnt actuly that much to be known...

I wish for Sam to PM me soon.

[ShadowGonissa]

He does, but it's a pm about how much he hates you. :D

I wish that I had a box of cookies that would never run out, and that it was hand-held sized.

[Yoda]

Granted, but they're "Black and Gold" brand.

I wish for a perfect memory.

[Protosschick99]

Granted--But it lasts only 7 seconds :D

I wish I was the Queen of Warboards with Ender as my King :D lolz :P

[Yoda]

Granted - but you find that Ender's photographs were actually faked. He is not as good looking as you suspected. And being the "queen" of warboards doesn't place you in power for long - AJ becomes jealous and bans you. :P

I wish I was better at driving motor vehicles.

[Leosam096]

Granted, you master a kid's bicycle with training wheels with a 6mph biogas engine... nice ride.

I wish i can beat Yoda in Sonic.

[DBCooper]

Granted, however, just before you submit, your computer crashes.

I wish that it would stop snowing (being able to get out of the house FTW!)

[Protosschick99]

Granted but it stops for five minutes only to start up again even worse. :D

I wish I owned Microsoft :D

[kongurous]

Granted, but I get your virginity.

I wish I had some new speakers.

[Biohazard]

Granted but they are missing a crucial piece of tiny plastic causing them to explode, tragically killing you and everyone within 18 blocks of you.

I wish that I knew what she was thinking.

[TinyDancer]

Granted, but they're the cheap off-white plastic ones that come standard with shitty computers, and they buzz a lot.

Dammit, late. EDIT: Granted. "Omg, like, you know, that guy, right, whatever, I'm feeling kinda like, stupid or whatever, and like, my ass hurts, and I need more lipgloss." That continues for weeks, and you gradually go insane.

I wish the cute guy at dance wouldn't have left early tonight.

[DBCooper]

Granted, but he's a serial rapist.

I wish that there would be more uses for socks.

[iHawk]

Granted! But no one really cares. Honestly, they're socks!


I wish I could take up fencing and still have time to get everything else done (including eat, sleep and socialize).

[IrishDutchman]

Granted. However your balls get skewered and you are now impotent.

I wish I had soundproof walls.

[TinyDancer]

Granted, but then someone sets your house on fire, and you don't hear the alarm, so you die. :D

I wish that I can go shopping today to buy a new hoodie.

[Tharisfal]

Granted, you have the time to go to a shop but it's sunday and all the shops are closed.

I wish I could beat my friends at any game/sport in this world.

[Leosam096]

Granted... wait... your friend wished the same wish.

I wish for world peace.

[ShadowGonissa]

There's peace on earth, but then aliens invade and destroy the human race.

I wish that Leosam actually does write history. :D

[BlackHawk]

Granted. He spends the rest of his life writing history. At the end of his life his lifes work on History is willed to his Daughter. She loses it.

I wish I didn't waste so much time today playing Halo :\.

[Yoda]

Granted - your disk is snapped, (or w/e regarding the platform), so you never play Halo again.

I wish I could see Casino Royale today or tomorrow (it hasn't reached Australia yet).

[ShadowGonissa]

You get invited by a famous celebrity to spend a week with them in America, who takes you to see the movie. However, someone trying to shoot the celebrity accidentally shoots you instead, and you die in the hospital. If it makes you feel any better, you saved the celeb's life. :D

I wish that rappers would do something better with their lives.

[BlackHawk]

Rappers are doing something with their lives.

I wish I had more time before my exams :o.

[DBCooper]

Granted, in that time period, you recieve a lobotomy, massively reducing your I.Q.

I wish inter-species intercourse was possible and safe (like a dog mating with a cat or whatever)

[ShadowGonissa]

Rappers are doing something with their lives.

Not just something, something better.

But anyways, EWW. Wait, inter-species intercourse is already possible, they just won't be able to reproduce. :D

I wish that Schwitzer would get a raise at work.

[DBCooper]

Granted. He gets a raise, and then he gets fired a few minutes later for costing the company too much money. GO TO YOUR CORNER!

I wish inter-species BREEDING was possible and commomplace (like a snail-fish).

[ShadowGonissa]

Hehehe. Alright, so several races of animals start breeding, and those mixed animals breed, and so on, so that a race of super mixed up animals destroys humanity.

I wish that Warboards gave away free candy.

[Yoda]

Granted, but it all goes to AJ and Schwitzer.

I wish I was better at driving (motor cars).

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but now you can't walk.

I wish I had a disintegration beam on my watch.

[DarkMirror]

Granted, but its attracted to the nearest living thing, so it always hits you.

I wish for More seasons of Stargate.

[Atillawurm]

Granted but all the original cast dies and they are replaced with worse actors.

I wish I had general Tao's and chiken Tiki Marsala.

[iHawk]

Granted, but this "General Tao" is a mad scientist who creates genetically modified mutants that taste surprisingly good. When you recieve your chicken it's still alive and manages to peck out both of your eyes as well as horrible disfigure your face before the waiter beats it to death with your plate. To make matters worse, when you try to sue the restaraunt you discover that there was a clearly printed warning about their "General Tao" on every page of their menu. Hope you can pay for hella leagal bills :)

I wish I knew every martial art style known to man as well as some that in fact aren't known to man!

[Tharisfal]

Granted, but you have learned so much that your brain can't remember anything else thus you gain a goldfish memory, IHawk, or should I call you 10 second Hawk.

I wish I all my friends didn't listen to crap music.

[Black.Ice]

They start listening to great music, but they're all deaf now.

I wish for my sore throat to go away. A lap dance from some hot, healthy girl would be nice too.

[TinyDancer]

Granted. Now they all listen to shit music.

Edit: Damn you BI. Granted, but now you're stuck with me sitting in your living room. Awkward. ;)

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but it's 4 years old.

I wish that I was done with my finals.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but you failed them all and get kicked out of school.

I wish I could skip ahead in time, at will, and never lose control, without altering the past, present, or future in any way, or causing harm to anyone or anything.

[DBCooper]

Granted. You can go one minute into the future.

I wish I had an intergalactic space gnome.

[iHawk]

Granted! But he's a blood-thirsty little bugger and has an über-energy-chain-sword-of-doom™ type thing and kills anyone who doesn't pronounce his name correctly. By the way, his name is Kypsxenkkajhyuiiinaciopttalqqqqz. Just remember, the fourth "q" is silent ^,^

I wish I could properly explain the meaning of life.

[IrishDutchman]

You can. Sadly, the proper explanation to the meaning of like is '42'.

I wish I had a car and a license, legally.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. You can go one minute into the future.

I must say, thats still damn usfull in some cases. Boring classes, anyone? Plus, you never metioned a limit of uses, so that becomes a VERY good wish.
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Granted. But you crash the car during buying it. Then thugs smash it with sledgehammers. then it explodes. And then its sucked up by a black hole, along with the lisence. Enjoy!

I wish I could revoke the corrupt on any wish I wanted, unlimited times. Thus, I can force people to creayte new corrupts for boring ones.

[Case_in_point]

Granted. But eventually, someone wishes to kill you and gets their wish granted, rendering your de-corrupting powers useless.

I wish no one had ever invented the Futon.

[ShadowGonissa]

Granted, but instead the person who was supposed to have invented futons invents a more horrible piece of furniture which is prone to roach infestation.

I wish that I had some sweaters.

[DBCooper]

Granted, you have a bunch of wooly, itchy, sweatters, and there's nothing to put under them.

I wish I had a second brain.

[HyperDemonic]

Granted, you have a second brain, but do to the size of your new head, you get branded as a freak and are forced into hiding



I wish for a new computer

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Yoda]

Granted - you never finish your education and are forced to work in a checkout for the rest of your life.

I wish I could make myself invisible at will. (And also have the ability to turn it off!)

[Black.Ice]

Granted. However, when you make yourself invisible you can also go through matter. Gravity begins to pull you into the earth and when you become visible again, you're stuck.

I wish for world peace.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, a very opress militant government forms. They conquer the entire earth and take away everyones rights. There is no fighting, there is peace.

I wish for.. THE PICK OF DESTINY!

[ShadowGonissa]

Granted, but then your life story gets ripped off by some screenwriters, and you don't get a cent from it. And then you lose the pick.

:D

I wish that I could download as many good ringtones into my phone as I wanted for free.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but they're all monophonic ringtones. They're good, but they sound 1980ish. :p

I wish that some depressed people could experience pure, unadulterated euphoria once in a while without any side-effects. Without psychotropic drugs.

[ShadowGonissa]

Granted, but the scientists have to make the medicine from your blood, so they kill you. Then they find out that they were wrong, it was a plant that did the effect, so there was no point in your death.

Ick, that would be bad if it were true.

I wish that Black Ice would get a $100 Barnes and Noble gift certificate.

[Yoda]

Granted - but it's long past the expiry date. :P

I wish I had a "Darth Vader" action figure.