Corrupt a Wish!

[TSOShadow]

Granted... your indestructabl in your cell created with your own posst reports... (which are so numerous you couldn't claw your way out of em...)

I wish Zerg_Eater was banned...

[DragonPaladin]

Yes, but then he pulled a *insert name of stupid flamer here* and annoyed everyone with alt accounts and proxies.

I wish I had some cool music.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you said cool so it was frozen in dry ice

I wish TSOshadow would jump off z cliff and die

[BlackHawk]

Granted, but you're attached to him via unbreakable bonds. Enjoy.

I wish my throat would stop hurting.

[CODEZERO]

Granted but you wont be able to eat nor drink for 5 hours
I wish i would get accepted by Sheradin

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. You now have it gangrenated, so you lose sensitivity and have no pain anymore.

I wish my ex girlfriend hadn´t told me TODAY that all this "let´s get together again" thing was a whole mistake.

[ScottieIWU]

Granted, but instead she doesn't say anything sleeps with your best friend and your dad--at the same time.

On that note, I wish that I could play guitar.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but you have no fingers.

I wish for my company to become uber successful.

[BrotherGreen]

GRanted, but you kill chickens on a conveyor belt and all the hippies in the world finally unite, and overthrow you.

I wish I didnt have to go to bed yet.

[ScottieIWU]

Sure, you can have that, but every minute you stay up past when you should go to bed you get shocked in the testicles by a 9v battery.

I wish I didn't have to take a midterm tomorrow.

[CODEZERO]

Granted the midterm will take place right now
I wish i could get accepted to Sheradin

[DBCooper]

Granted, but you become a miserable failure and flip burgers for the rest of your life.

I wish I had another slushie.

[CODEZERO]

Granted the slushies is piss flavoured
I wish to replace AJ's mac with a Windows XP PC

[DBCooper]

Granted, but AJ smacks you upside the head.

I wish I would no longer have terrible gas.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted, but instead she doesn't say anything sleeps with your best friend and your dad--at the same time.


Ouch.

Granted. Your intestinal gases get overpressurized and all you can fart now is liquid. Enjoy.

I wish people (cough*ScottieIWU*cough) wouldn´t remind me that my life is turning into nonsense misery.

[Yoda]

Granted. You are now locked out of warboards - hence, the reminders never reach you. :smirk:

I wish that I get >80% for the Maths exam I just did.

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Granted. You are now locked out of warboards - hence, the reminders never reach you. :smirk:

I wish that I get >80% for the Maths exam I just did.
wish granted but you have to perform fellatio to get it ;)

I wish I had a Marshall Stack amplifier and a Gibson SG from the mid 80s

[Nickodemus]

I wish I had a Marshall Stack amplifier and a Gibson SG from the mid 80s

Granted, but the guy who gave it too you broke it over your head.

I wish my kids would get ready for school

[WickedImposter]

granted. unfortunately the school blows up

I wish that there would be world peace

[Yoda]

Granted. However because that's never going to happen in reality, you have been transported to and locked in an insane fantasy world. In which you have no free will.

I wish I do well in the two exams I have tomorrow.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. But the teachers misgraded them.

I wish I would stop going to this addicting thread...

[Leosam096]

Granted, but there would be more members who would be joining later. :)

I wish I can get a pair of new pants.

[Nickodemus]

I wish I can get a pair of new pants.


I grant that wish. but they are stirrup pans colored hot pink. And you may never take them off.

I of course wish for perfect understanding of all of lifes mysteries.

[U-238]

Granted, but you'll learn all of the things you didn't want to know.

I wish for lighter school load.

[BlackHawk]

Granted, have fun with all your free time Mr. Suspended.

I wish I didn't have class right now.

[Leosam096]

Granted. But you'll be in class for 25 hours tomorrow.

I wish I had 50 computers.

[InfinityComplex]

Granted, the all explode and you die.
I wish I had a pet.

[ScottieIWU]

Okay gornforn, but it's a vicious velociraptor and is going to tear out your trachea while you sleep.

I wish I had a PhD in English.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but because English is a joke major, noone (still) gives you any respect, or a job.

I wish I would graduate already.

[BlackHawk]

Granted. You graduate with a 51% average, therefore no College / University for you.

I wish RIM goes down another dollar tommorow.

[CrazyTom]

Granted, but three days from now it goes up by ten thousand dollars!

I wish I could find a girl who would love me. *sniffs* ;)

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but she costs 1000$ an hour, and your poor.

I wish colleges would accept 51% averages =P

[TSOShadow]

Granted but you never get a degree or anything else! :p

I wish people on warboards had lives...

saw that coming...
\/\/\/

[Ktan]

Granted, but it costs you yours.

I wish I had a PONY!

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but it has no legs.

I wish that my fingers weren't so cold. :(

[Nuts]

I wish that my fingers weren't so cold. :(
Granted; They are now on fire.

I wish I had a ten dollar bill for every wish in this thread.

[Kingscrab]

Granted! Ooops. Thread deleted. :o

I wish I could visit the moon.

[Nuts]

I wish I could visit the moon.
Granted; but you never said anything about a space suit. ;) R.I.P.

I wish for a moment that everyone would stop ruining my wishes. :)

[GrassDragon]

I wish for a moment that everyone would stop ruining my wishes.
Granted, along with that secret wish you've been harboring about Mrs. Nelson next door. Yes, the 83 year old Mrs. Nelson you perv.

I wish I had something to eat right now.

[Nuts]

I wish I had something to eat right now.
Granted; Mrs. Nelson invites you to dine at the Y. :D

I wish I would create a wish that could not be corrupted by anyone.

[BlackHawk]

Granted, but you are then banned from participating.

I wish for some sausages right now.

[WickedImposter]

Granted. Their made from your family members guts (eww)

I wish that i could go forever without eating

[Nuts]

I wish that i could go forever without eating
Granted; you're dead.

I wish for more wishes.

[GenocideAlive]

Granted; you exist as a ghost with an endless supply of things beyond your reach.

I wish murderous religious fanatics to see their viewpoints exposed in sharp relief.

[Kingscrab]

Granted. The emotional trauma proves to be too much for them to handle however, and they self detonate.

I wish I my Norton anti-virus would finish installing.

[CrazyTom]

Granted, but it won't work.

I wish I could come up with a wish that was totally incorruptible...

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted, but the ammount of irreality in your wish defies the laws of nature and creates a cosmic wormhole that swallows Earth and thus you now can´t wish anything.

I wish decisions regarding love weren´t so hard to make.

[CrazyTom]

Granted, you now find it easy to make decisions concerning love. But you always make the wrong ones.

I wish I could cook really nice food for people.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted, but it´s so goddam delicious that people always want more, turn insane and kill you in an angry mob.

I wish I could get up early every single day of my life.

[TSOShadow]

granted... for about 5 minutes then ur out for the rest of the day!

I wish for a million more wishs!

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. You only use those wishes to eat punken pie.

I wish the world would end in 20 years. Don't ask why >.>

[Nickodemus]

granted, but its groundhog day and you get to relive it over and over and over again

I wish for blue spagetti

[Nuts]

I wish for blue spagetti
Granted; now you have depressed spaghetti.

I wish I was President of the United States.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. During your first year term as president, North Korea decides to launch a nuclear missile at us. Good luck with that.

I wish there was a such thing as Gamer's Holiday. Where gamers are allowed to have one week off dedicated to play video games.

[Nuts]

I wish there was a such thing as Gamer's Holiday. Where gamers are allowed to have one week off dedicated to play video games.
Sadly, while you remain dedicated, you have a freak accident losing both opposable thumbs, thus rendering your nickname "Thumbs Mcgillicutty" useless.

I wish for a bottle of Jack Daniels.

[CODEZERO]

Granted the bottle is empty though
i wish sc2 to be in devlopment or out in stores

[WickedImposter]

Granted. Wacko Jacko spiked it with date rape. have fun

I wish that bush would die

[Nuts]

I wish that bush would die
Granted; His hearts stops, but only long enough to be admitted into the Robo-President program where he emerges as the world's first cybernetic terrorist fighting machine.

Oh, and he send the Secret Service to your door.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/14/national/main2089658.shtml

And you posted a reply to the wrong wish, but whatever floats your boat.

I wish Bush would send the Secret Service to WickedImposter's doorstep.

[WickedImposter]

granted. unfortunately en route they are accidently turend to your house, and proceed to blow it up. BTW me and CODEZERO posted at the same time, so it weas just a mistake because you have to refresh page to see the post.

I wish that i was as strong as hercules, and it lastes FOREVER

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted, but you´re turned so stupidly doped due to steroids that you forget how to breathe and die.

I wish I can keep on living without worrying about love.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. You got bust on the side of the head in a ping-pong accident, losing memory of every person you ever loved and your live the rest of your life comfused.

Sadly, while you remain dedicated, you have a freak accident losing both opposable thumbs, thus rendering your nickname "Thumbs Mcgillicutty" useless.
I wish I did not made any wishes in this thread except for this one. I hope I have my thumbs back >.<

[TSOShadow]

Granted... theier all now burned onto ur skin instead!

I wish my natural state was combat....

[U-238]

Granted but you're now hunched over like a hunter and the horrible posture has given you back problems so you can never stand straight again.

"I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had a....":P

[CrazyTom]

You're a little bit taller. One millimetre taller. Only, no one notices.

I wish I could get a story published, make loads of money, have loads of friends and not die/ be incredibly ugly.

[Leosam096]

Granted. Woops... the wish was reversed, sorry. :( ... :)

I wish I can finish all my homework.

[Yoda]

Granted. Your sister volunteers to do your homework. You hand it in and receive a "F" :P

I wish I receive >80% for all exams I've done in the past two weeks.

[BlackHawk]

Granted. Then you are caught for cheating and are suspended; the incident also goes on your transcript. Welcome to unemployment.

I wish I had a ticket to the XXX Hypnotist for this Thursday >.<

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but all you see is three x's fighting in the stage


I wish i knew who got me an infraction of spamming in the IRC WHEN I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!
I HAVENT BEEN TO IRC for awhile

[Ubergopher]

Granted, but it turns out it was you, which results in the discovery that you have a mental disorder involving blank spots in your mind.

I wish I had the next 19 years off of work, but still be "employed"

[DBCooper]

Granted, but you soon get perma banned for bothering the staff.

I wish I never had to relieve myself.

[U-238]

Granted but you're forced to throw up every time you would've had to go.

I wish I sucked at drawing.

[WickedImposter]

Granted. HOwever this is granetd only after you enter for a 1000000000$ art contest, where the loser has to pay the winner

I wish that i was a car

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. You´re the most beautiful car... in "Terk the Car-Eating Mechanical T-Rex" world tour.

I wish I was happy and calm like today all dys of my life.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. Your in a coma, nothing to do but have happy dreams.

I wish I have the movie Independence Day on my computer.

[Yoda]

Granted. But the FBI immediately catch you for piracy

I wish I do well in the Indonesian conversation exam coming up.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. Studying so hard about Indonesian conversation, you forgot everything.

I wish I could sleep more often.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, you now have severe narcolepsy.

I wish I was a girl magnet, in which only hot, attractive, girls who are perfect in every way / form would be attracted to me.

(I'm curious to see how people will corrupt this, lol)

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. YOU ARE NOW GAY.

I wish we fellas didn´t keep hoping for the perfect woman.

[TinyDancer]

HAHAHA BI, you gotta admit, that was one of the best corruptions I've seen on here.

Granted, now you long for her with every fiber in your being.

I wish that my grandmother were healthy.

[DBCooper]

Granted, although you are left with a gigantic hospital bill that only Bill Gates could afford to pay off.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

[TheBlackAbyss]

Granted. You now have chronic fatigue syndrome.

I wish I could end the threat of war.

[Ubergopher]

Granted, the threat is ended, war is happening.

I wish I had 3 arms/hands.

[U-238]

Granted but the third hand is always grabing at your dick.

I wish I could make those wierd computer characters.

Granted. HOwever this is granetd only after you enter for a 1000000000$ art contest, where the loser has to pay the winner

Okay so leme get this straight. I can only suck at drawing after I enter an art contest where I win and who has to pay me??? (please reply via pm so this thread doesn't get spamy)

[xodkrm]

Granted, but the characters will haunt you down in your dreams.

I wish I had some kind of mind-manipulation skill/technique.

[TheBlackAbyss]

Granted. You can now possess field mice to do your bidding.

I wish I could have a jar of completly sane and regular peanut butter to spread on my sandwhich so I could have a decent late night snack.

[U-238]

Granted, but the bread you spread it on is stale and moldey.

[TheBlackAbyss]

Great.
Now I wish I had decent bread, without the peanut butter being affected.;)

[Ubergopher]

Granted, you now have some nice toasy, and heavily flavored garlic bread to spread your peanut butter on.

I wish I was able to fall asleep and wake up on demand.

[xodkrm]

Granted, but you need to sleep for atleast a full day after using the ability to not feel tired.

[Spartan-II]

I wish the person above me posted a wish.

[Yoda]

Granted. But you have just wasted your wish. :P

I wish that I could speak both English and Indonesian fluently.

[BlackHawk]

Granted. But Indonesian becomes useless when all the Indonesians decide to learn English. Oh and you're fluent in 1600's English.

I wish I had $1500 right now, to start my company and such.

[TinyDancer]

Granted, but the stock market crashes and we go into a terrible depression, so starting a business is useless.

I wish I knew a few more knitting stitches.

[Leosam096]

Granted but you will never use it or teach it to anyone. Your mouth will be knitted if you did. (I really corrupted it this time)

I wish that I had a million wishes.

[EvilEmpire]

Granted, now youll have to spend the rest of your life figuring what you want to wish.

I wish I was back in 4th grade!

[xodkrm]

Granted but you will be stuck in the 4th grade for the rest of your life!

I wish I had unlimited time.

[Leosam096]

Granted, a bus will send you to Hell.

I wish I had earphones.

[Yoda]

Granted. Your ears turn into phones. Hence you lose the ability to hear and your phones become useless. :)

I wish I could afford to waste time right now (I can almost guess the "corruption" that will come).

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Now you have an infinite amount of time to wast, your in hell.

I wish I had an ultimate weapon that only I can use and it wont backfire on me and it cant be stolen and its got inbfinite ammo.

Lets see you corrupt that.

[WickedImposter]

Granted. Unfortunately you got infinate of the wrong ammo. and also you are chained to a spot 1 cm away from the gun, so you cant use it :P

I wish that the poster after me would die. HAHA ruiined thread now.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. I will die in 30~60 years from now. I also found an iron fist and your home address.

I wish the person below me can't make a wish.

[Yoda]

Granted. But the wish wears off after 10-15 minutes. Hence, I make a wish - and you, btw, wasted your wish. :P

I wish that the upcoming exams are easy. Especially "phsyics."

[Nuts]

I wish that the upcoming exams are easy. Especially "phsyics."
Granted; They are easy to fail.

I wish that I had a brand new Mercedes SLR.

[U-238]

Granted, but it'll get keyed in a week.

I wish for cash.

[Yoda]

Granted. You win 5 cents. :)

I wish for the ability to perform the "Jedi Mind Trick"

[U-238]

w00t! just enough for a bottle of coke! :D

Granted, but you can only use it on yourself.

I wish I could run faster

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but now you run so fast you can't control it.

I wish I had the ability to control time.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but every time you control time you end up altering the timeline resulting in you returning to a a world that's new each time. (I wished for the same thing a few pages back, heh)

I wish my orthodontic treatment was done.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. I´ll exchange it for hemorroids.

I wish I had a crush on someone, rather than going around liking no one.

[WickedImposter]

Granted. YOu have a crush on michael jackson. have fun

I wish that that the person below me woudnt post, and this wish lasted forever

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but forever is over

I wish i could get an A on my test today

[WickedImposter]

Granted. unfrotunately this test grade is worth -1000000% on your report card

I wish that i had the uberest avatar

[Zerg_eater]

granted, your avatar is now the default one.

I wish i could eat zerg

[EvilEmpire]

I wish i could eat zerg
But.. zerg gives you diarrhea, havent you heard?
-
I wish I didnt need sleep.

[DarkMirror]

Granted, but you still feel the affects of not sleeping.

I wish for a corruptionless wish.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but a corrruptionless wish is one wish sooo... yeah


I wish i had 3 wishes

[DarkMirror]

Granted. You can only wish for turnip soup.

I wish that Z_E would not post here.

[WickedImposter]

Granted. He decides to post on everything else

I wish that all spammers on WB would be banned

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. They´re all banned from here, and start spamming the whole internet. Have fun browsing!

I wish this thread broke down the whole net.

[WickedImposter]

Granted. Unfortunately everyone EXCEPT you was given a new browser

I wish that SC was the best CPU game in the world

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but then Al Gore reinvents it and wins a nobel prize.

I wish that I had the power of narcolepsy.

[Ubergopher]

Granted, but it only happens between the hours of 1 AM and 6 AM.

I wish I didn't have to play football tonight.

[Zerg_eater]

ewell...since no one reads this anymore....does kong have balls?
7-21-08: WHOA I JUST REDISCOVERED THIS

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but now they're mean to you 'cause you're an annoying little kid.

I wish my homework would go away.

[Zerg_eater]

grnated, but your homework just Came back

i wish someone would explain how im annoying,

[DarkMirror]

Granted. But now it'll return en'masse and drown you later...
I wish that I could become a living, lifesize bionicle for an unlimited amount of time...and change back.

[Zerg_eater]

gramed, but you die.
I wish i had a wii

[DarkMirror]

Granted. It breaks down in about 0.0000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.

I wish that Zerg_Eater could spell properly and use grammer. Oh, and realize that bionicles HAVE ARTICULATION!

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but ill spell properly in any other thread nad use grammar in every other thread too.

I wish that I wish that I lived in a clean house

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Granted, the house is washed out with GermX. You're braincells all die in the process (Not like that would make a difference).

I wish Zerg_Eater wouldn't die, be castrated, banned, tortured, stay alive, or any other posative things.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. He then laches onto you as an eternal leach, and you die with him bugging the crap outa you.

I wish that I could create psionic storms and create halucanations that both affect other people.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but you lose control of your powers and kill innocent people.

I wish ZE would stop tandem posting.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but i get used to it and I dont care anymore so instead the wish goes to YOU

I wish the next poster rather than me will die

[Zerg_eater]

Granted. He then laches onto you as an eternal leach, and you die with him bugging the crap outa you.

I wish that I could create psionic storms and create halucanations that both affect other people.
granted, but your powers get lost in 4 seconds

I already made a wish

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Granted, but then I burst out of your stomoch Alien style.

I wish I had shitloads of American Money, and it would never stop being of use.

[Zerg_eater]

fgranted, but they were counterfeit

I wish I had a better computer

[Zerg_eater]

Granted. He then laches onto you as an eternal leach, and you die with him bugging the crap outa you.

I wish that I could create psionic storms and create halucanations that both affect other people.
He said I never die remember?

[DarkMirror]

Ok, but your time traveled into the stone age and its usless then. Not now, but your not now.

I wish that Zerg_Eater Would not just reply to my awnserered posts.

LOL we posted at the same time. And you didnt die, he did.

[U-238]

Granted but all he does is spam "ssssssssssssss"

I wish I didn't have a hot gf.

[Zerg_eater]

Ok, but your time traveled into the stone age and its usless then. Not now, but your not now.

I wish that Zerg_Eater Would not just reply to my awnserered posts.

LOL we posted at the same time. And you didnt die, he did.
what?

anyway... Granted, but I just did

I wish ppl would stop being mean

[DarkMirror]

Ze, Dont Post To Things Others Haver Posted To In This! Awnser Theirs!

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. But everyone gets Alzheimer's including you.

I wish I know what to wish for.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you wish for a knife to murder yourself


I wish I can teleport

[DarkMirror]

Grantewd, you teleport into a rock and die.
Finaly.

I wish for a way to BAN ZE. And noone else. And that if he replies, he dies.

Please, dont foiulmy plans anyone.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Granted, Zerg_Eater is dead. But as a by-prodcut, his entire family is killed and all genes relating too him are wiped out from the earth. Praise Raptor Jesus.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but the fishes vengeful spirit castrates you.

I wish I had 2 fish and a loaf of bread.

[Yoda]

Granted - you are transported back to approximately 30 AD.

I wish I would be better at studying

[Leosam096]

Granted. You now have a tutor that tortures you every minute and every second.

I wish for world peace.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Then a bunch of time travelers from the past kill all of us peacfull bastards.

I wish for happieness.

[Leosam096]

Granted. Now you'll think of nothing... that makes all of us happy. :)

I wish my uncle was here.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. He escaped from an insanoslylum and kills you.

I wish for world hunger to be ended.

[Yoda]

Granted. You are transported to a Disney movie, which is the only place in which that would happen. :concern:

I wish for the ability to control magnetic fields

[DarkMirror]

Granted. You manipulate the iron in your blood to exit your body and die.

I wish for Movie mode.(To find out what that is look in the "Super Powers" thread:))

[WickedImposter]

Granted. UNfortunately this only happens whne your asleep

I wish that internet explorer DIED

[Leosam096]

Granted. Mozilla Firefox will dominate.

I wish that I can be top 1 in Battleships.

[Yoda]

Granted. Hence, the Regime notices and conscripts you. Despite being the "number One" commander, you get blown apart by a nuclear missile from North Korea.

I wish I could automatically grant myself wishes.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. But all of the wishes you make become currupted. x_x

I wish I have a glass of pure Florida Orange Juice.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but it's 7 months old, warm, and in the process of decomposing to unidentifiable gelatinous substance.

I wish for a better digital camera.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. You get a next gen, perfectly new brain and a set of eyes.

I wish that my next wish is uncorruptable.

[WickedImposter]

Granted. unfortunately this wish is corrupted, making the next wish corruptable

I wish that i was famous in a good way

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. You become famouse in American Ideal by being the next William Hung.

I wish I could make smarter posts.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but everyone will call you a nerd

I wish I had the next 5 wishes uncorru[table

[DarkMirror]

Granted, but this one is corrupted, making the five invalid.

I wish ZE would leave and never come back.(Please dont dispute this:))

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but a clone of him takes his place.

I wish that my current event was done already.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but several more take their place immediately after you finish.

I wish Spartan-II was a hot, sexy girl so I could make love to him all night long.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but then I get pregnant and you quit going to college to get a fulltime job to pay for the baby while I become a hormonal bitch. Then, 18 years down the road, you find out it wasn't your baby.

I wish it was my baby.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but your baby was actually the next Jersey Devil


I wish my homework was done.

[WickedImposter]

Granted. Its done, just not well. you fail so miserably you get kicked out of every school in the country

I wish that all the spammers on WB would just die

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but im not a spammer anymore

I wish for another wish

[DarkMirror]

Granted. go ahgead, post again!

I wish that Spartan-II would fuck ME. and be a hot chick.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but he was fat and you didnt want to touch him cause he was way too hot, and I mean 200 degrees

I wish I was an inch taller

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but just after you realize that you're gay.

I wish as many people were attracted to me in real life as therea re on WarBoards..

[TSOShadow]

Granted... Thier all so attracted to you that they wanna eat your brains! You gotta hold them off with a bat! but eventually the numbers become to great!

I wish my reputaion showed the 2 blu instead of the 1 red I got :/...

[Ubergopher]

Granted, but after the reputation system is redone 2 blue really sucks and one red is the best.

I wish that I wasn't sore.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you leave with him, and you both go to a locked room with cushy walls, Enjoy!

I wish my school soccer team didnt suck, and would get better.

[Yoda]

Granted - you get booted from it. :P :tup:

I wish I could do well in the upcoming exams even if I don't study for them.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, you cheat and believe you're doing well, except you cheated off the wrong guy, and ended up getting a poor score =(

I wish Yoda would bow to my soccer skills.

[Yoda]

Granted. However you never specified the 3 digit number at the end of my number, hence it's directed against the random who stole the username "Yoda", but never posted with it.

I wish I was more convincing to other people

[Kaiyuka_sensei]

Granted, you can convince everyone else but never yourself.

I wish I weren't so unpredictable.

[Ubergopher]

Granted, but you are so predictable that no one wants to talk to you anymore because there is no mystery left in your life and you will die old, and alone...

I wish today was payday.

[DBCooper]

Granted, but you had massive pay deductions yesterday.

I wish I didn't have this migraine.

[vIsitor]

Granted, but now you've been shot in the foot.

I wish an action against the Gold-Selling epidemic would be executed (as in carried out, done, established, etc.) to great success with no ill reprecussions to myself, the revolutionaries, or those who have not taken sides on the issue.

[Drako]

granted, but you can only ask for more wishes

I wish I had lag free internets

(oops, ignore this post)
-someone delte this post-

[U-238]

I wish an action against the Gold-Selling epidemic would be executed (as in carried out, done, established, etc.) to great success with no ill reprecussions to myself, the revolutionaries, or those who have not taken sides on the issue.

Granted but after 6 months the gold selling epidemic returns.

I wish I had a broken DVD Burner.

[Leosam096]

Granted, but it's clean. I corrputed your wish... sorry.

I wish I had a computer translator.

[EvilEmpire]

I wish I had a computer translator.
Shure but it translates between serbian and romanian. :shiftyl:

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I wish.. I wish I was dead 2 minutes ago.

[Leosam096]

You're already dead, stop wishing.

I wish I took a nice good water bath.

[Schwitzer]

Granted. It was so nice you fell asleep and drowned. GG.

I wish I could pause time.

[Kingscrab]

Granted. The battery in your watch just died.

I wish it would stop raining.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but it never rains again and we all die of famine.

I wish that I didn't have to March tonight.

[DBCooper]

Granted, instead you have to sprint the entire Tour De France. Enjoy!

I wish my speakers would work.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but your speakers were so loud it was blasted again.

I wish I had a better life

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you killed yourself in a fit of madness

I wish I had a samurai

Did i do this right?

[Ubergopher]

Defiler, yes but you have to wait more than a minute for a response.
Granted, but the samurai killed you.

I wish that I didn't have to work tomorrow.

[Black.Ice]

Granted, but now you have an 80-hour work week.

I wish for a New York Style, Gourmet, Turtle Cheese Cake..

[Leosam096]

Granted, but it's alive n' snappin'.

I wish for more clothes that fit my style.

[DarkMirror]

Granted. Unfortanatly, just after this wish you become gay, and so the cloths are gay.

I wish for the world of starcraft to merge with ours, and zerg and protoss wars to decimate asmerica.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. During the wars, you were infested by a Qeen, then mind controlled by a Dark Archon. Being a total infested zombie idiot, the only thing you could do is to be shot at by your own comrades. The Protoss and Zerg did decimate 'asmerica' as long with the rest of the world. GG you, GG us.

I wish my birthday wish comes true tommorrow.

[Ubergopher]

Granted, however your birthday wish is to be forced to dig a tunnel to the center of the earth, with a broken shovel. Until you die.

I wish that Comcast was more reliable.

[TinyDancer]

Granted, but all your friends use different companies, that all fail.

I wish I could get brave enough to ask that guy at dance for his number.

[CODEZERO]

Granted unfortunately his service provider had to change the number theirfore the phone number he gave is wrong and he forgets to tell you
I wish for a Mclaren SLR

[Biohazard]

Granted, however as soon as you get in, the mob boss that it was stolen from shoots an RPG at it and you and the car go boom.

I wish that Stephanie could see the wrong in her decision

[Leosam096]

Granted. she'll just see it but won't do anything about it.

I wish for a new phone.

[Serban]

Granted, but noone will talk to you...

I wish a certain girl would love me...

[Yoda]

Granted, but you stop "loving" her. Hence, you are stuck with a woman chasing you everywhere. :P

I wish that I manage to discipline myself into studying tomorrow.

[DarkMirror]

Granted, you study so hard and for so long you miss the test.

I wish that Spore will come out tomorrow. And be bug free. And afordable for me. And that I get to keep it forever and it wont break.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Granted, but Spore is still in development.

I wish . . for an electric blender.

[DarkMirror]

Granted, but come Y3K, it goes suacidal and kills you.

I wish that HaloWars will be finished soon and I get the first copy.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but the first copy happens to be really buggy and blows up your xbox 360

I wish I could play video games on the weekdays

[WickedImposter]

Granted. But you are only allowed to play teletubbies

I wish that i was unstoppable to everyone!

[Leosam096]

Granted, but they are also unstoppable to you.

I wish for an mp4 with all the music there is in the world with lightning fast features with never-breaking systems.

[Ubergopher]

Granted, but you never have the right kind of batteries for it.

I wish my arms weren't hurting

[InfinityComplex]

I wish for an mp4 with all the music there is in the world with lightning fast features with never-breaking systems.

granted, all the songs go lightning fast.
i wish i like tea

[psycho42b]

Granted, but its always too hot and you always burn yourself trying to drink it.

I wish I knew all the knowledge required to do my job to the best of my ability..

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but now you know nothing else and forget how to breathe.

I wish I had insanely fast download speeds.

[Biohazard]

Granted, but when you download things it does so with such blinding speed that your computer explodes from over-exertion

I wish that people wouldn't do one thing and then change their minds, just like that.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you downloads were to fast that your computer blew up

i wish My cousin will stop bothering me

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, but when you download things it does so with such blinding speed that your computer explodes from over-exertion

I wish that people wouldn't do one thing and then change their minds, just like that.
srry for dp, but I posted at the same time

[ShadowGonissa]

Uh, for simplicity's sake, I'll answer both wishes.

Biohazard- Granted, but the man who's trying to kill you doesn't change his mind at the last minute.

Zerg_eater- Granted, but your brother won't leave you alone (if you don't have a brother, then it's your fairy stepbrother) ;)

I wish that I had a cake.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but it's made out of maggots with icing of soggy coffee grounds.

[Biohazard]

Um since Spartan didn't quite post a wish I suppose i will...

I wish that Spartan-II had actually posted a wish.

[DBCooper]

Granted, but it is completely uncorruptible, so the thread implodes.

I wish my fish would stop trying to kill each other without trying to kill me.

[Magmaniac]

Granted, but this inadvertantly triggers an alternate timeline where due fish being generally less competative in nature, they never adapted to land and thus humans never came into existance. Look what you did, you sick fuck.

I wish school closes for the rest of the week.

[Yoda]

Granted. However the wish backfires - you ultimately have your entire lifetime off school. Hence, you are forced to take a career in McDonalds, where you earn 50 cents an hour.

I wish that I do better in the End of Year Exams than I did in the practice ones.

[Magmaniac]

Granted, but your classmates are jealous of your perfect scores and kill you in your sleep.

I wish that AJ and kongurous got married. :-D

[DBCooper]

Granted, but Warboards is put in their children's(s'?) will and he/she (they?) become ruthless dictators of Warboards, perma-banning everyone, causing Warboards to become deserted, and the child(ren?) host(s?) the forum alone, with no one to talk to but themselves.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of untainted, unfattening chocolate.

[ShadeZ]

Granted, but it is 100% chocolate.

I wish I had better grades ^^

[Calibur]

Granted, F+.

I wish I had super strength.

[Biohazard]

Granted but now whenever you grab something you utterly obliterate it.

I wish that I wasnt sick...

[DBCooper]

Ganted, but in an effort never to become sick again, you become a germophobic and live the rest of your life in an opaque, plastic bubble.

I wish I had the tools necessary to turn my 100% chocolate into the delicious treat we know as chocolate.

[Yoda]

Yes, but you don't know how to use the tools. Hence your wish is wasted.

:)

I wish that nothing goes wrong in regards to Graduation, before the end of the week. (I can almost guess the corruption!) :cool:

[ShadowGonissa]

After the graduation, every one of the graduates dies in various bizarre and freak accidents, mostly involving candy corn.

I wish that I had every dress that Eowyn wore in the Lord of the Rings movies, and that they all fit.

[Kingscrab]

Granted. Unfortunately, (for you) the first time you wear it to an important social event the stitching unravels and the dress falls to the floor in pieces. :o

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

[EvilEmpire]

I wish I was in Hawaii right now.
Granted but you get a mosqetto (spelling?) bite and catch malaria. And then die.
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I wish I get laid (tonight/all night) with a particular girl I like very much.

[SuiCidAl-KiSmEt]

Granted. But when you wake up, you find yourself naked in a Football field, trieng to run back home for miles in the general public... (???)

I wish I had an unanswerable sudden one additional birthday.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted. You now grow twice as fast, and die in 30 years.

I wish I could have a hot encounter every day of my life like the one I had two days ago.

[Biohazard]

Granted, but since you are so preoccupied by these encounters that you forget to eat and eventually die.

I wish that I didn't have to sing on Thursday.

[Pisces]

Granted, but you have to sing for 48 hours straight starting friday.

I wish I owned an art gallery.

[DBCooper]

Granted, but the theme is old nudist performance art.

I wish I knew how to use the tools in my previous wish.

[Zerg_eater]

Uh, for simplicity's sake, I'll answer both wishes.

Biohazard- Granted, but the man who's trying to kill you doesn't change his mind at the last minute.

Zerg_eater- Granted, but your brother won't leave you alone (if you don't have a brother, then it's your fairy stepbrother) ;)

I wish that I had a cake. I said i wish my cuz wont bother me, or annoy me


granted DBcooper, but then you didnt say what tools u wanted to use

[ShadowGonissa]

Since you didn't post a wish, I'm gonna skip you. :)

Cooper, your wish is granted, but your tools are stolen and broken by a troll, and their inventor was also eaten by the troll.

I wish that I wrote a bestseller.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but because everyone is moving to the internet, bestseller is reduced to just being sold to a few dozen people, and you make very little money.

I wish I was done high school.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you didn't know the things you were supposed to know for college so you failed and went back to high school

I wish I could think of a good game to post in the game room

[Markpyro]

Granted, but AJ decides to close the Game Room and all the game threads are deleted.

I wish I didnt have to train for Cross Country over the winter but still stay in the shape that I am now.


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[ShadowGonissa]

Granted, but also you never get any stronger, while your competition does.

I wish that Dunchy turned into Captain Kirk.

[Yoda]

That wish is already corrupted! :shiftyr:

I wish that I was more intelligent

[Atillawurm]

I wish that I was more intelligent

Granted! You are now the smartest ant in the hill.

I wish I had 3,000,000 quid.

[Spartan-II]

Granted, but now quid are worthless.

I wish that people would stop being so dramatic.

[ITSTORRASQUE4U]

Granted, your mother´s on fire and she calmly sits down to knit until she roasts.

I wish I was a ninja.

[InfinityComplex]

granted, but other ninjas will kill you
i wish i can fly