Corrupt a Wish!

[Zerg_eater]

granted, now your a nerd and no one likes you

I wish I could find my virginity

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but you get mocked by many people between the ages of 12 and 20 for somehow retaining your virginity after sex.
I wish I wished for something useful.

[Galiant]

granted but you died with no reason.

I wish [censored]

[SolidSamurai]

Your wish is granted, but the only response you register is huh?

I wish that I'd done more in eve in the year and a half that I've been playing eve-online (I didn't say real life! Hahahaha!).

[Jaxander]

Granted, but you're wishing so hard for a video game that you lose all semblence of real life, and now find no reason at all to leave your computer.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but the wish for a fish was never granted.
I wish that wishes after this one were amusing and useful, and would remain on theis thread eternally.

[Mjolniir]

granted, but people get bored and the thread dies...

i wish for a cinematic version of the thrawn trilogy

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but you cannot see it.

I wish I was MajorSonnwaitts (lol).

[Galiant]

granted, you got raped

I wish for OMg, WTF and BBQ

[apostolos]

Granted,but you don't get GG.

I wish he got GG.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you lost.
I WIsh ZS would stop annoyingly harass other members.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but he just smurfs on a different account with a worse name.

I wish ZS would simply grow up. Thats much easier.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, he grows up into a giant spam-beast, capable of annoying feats unmatched by any human.

I wish I was able to prevent visuals and sound on the internet that offends me before it appears before me.

[apostolos]

Granted,but everyone makes things that offend and you can't watch them.

I wish all dogs died

[Galiant]

granted, but that wosh distorted reality and made you into a dog henceforth, you died.

I wish I was dead

[Mjolniir]

granted, but paramedics save your life and cut out your eyes

i wish i had a job

[apostolos]

Granted.You have to clean horse crap from a stable 70km away from your house.

I wish the Deathstar destroyed Earth

[Observer]

Granted. Hey, wait, you said Earth? We blew up Alderaan... and after that, we went BOOM!
I wish I had Photoshop

[NoobOfLore]

Granted. The cops bust you for a bootleg version of photoshop.

I wish he made a less easily corrupted wish.

[Mjolniir]

granted, but it results in your untimely death at the hands of a drunk driver

i wish you could stick your head through your computer screen like in the visa commercial

[Sento]

granted, but it gets stuck and the cops have to cut through the scren to pull your head out.. not to mention the bad hair do and the electrified skin above the neck line

I wish i had an endless supply of duct tape with which i could silence all the annoying noobs in the world

[Jaxander]

Granted. Now the world is filled with cocky gamers who don't stop talking about how they know everything there is to know about everything.

I wish I could actually sit down and finish SS4-Resistance instead of working on it a little here and a little there.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you get no good ideas or creativity during the time you get'r done. And it sucks. Sorry.
Atleast it'll be better than a ZS map.

I wish I had the will to get back into mapping

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but your computer blew up when you tried creating 5billion units at the same location with hypertriggers.

I wish his computer didn't blow up.

[Sento]

granted. your computer blows up when you play his 5billion units map

I wish i had an xbox elite

[NoobOfLore]

Granted. You Had it, but it got stepped on by an elephant in a freak circus accident.

I wish I was able to play on an X-box elite right now and at least 5 months into the future.

[Sento]

granted. you get to play on an xbox elite, but never find any games. not even downloadable. what a waste of the $500 a month renting fee

I wish for a better president than our current one

[sumo88]

Granted, but you get a monkey.

I wish the weather was perfect all of th time.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but because its like that all the time, it ceases to be perfect, just average. Burn

Btw sweet corruption, I lulled.
I wish my computer never blew up, or NoobofLores!

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but instead your head made too many connections, causing the fuse-bomb implanted in your head at birth to detonate while trying to comprehend 5billion units appearing all at once using hypertriggers.

I wish nobody had, and nobody will continue to have, a fuse bomb implanted in them or on them.

[Redhead267]

granted, but instead of putting them in people, they put them in people's computers.

I wish no one would corrupt my wish

[Sento]

granted, two people corrupt your wish

I wish i had ice cream

[NoobOfLore]

granted, but the ice cream is made with Ebola. Enjoy your Ebola-cream!

I wish all detrimental diseases in the world were eradicated without harm to the people who had/have them.

[apostolos]

Granted.They transfer the diseases in your body and then send you for a spacewalk without a spacesuit.

I wish This thread will never get locked or deleted.

[Sento]

Granted. instead, you get banned forever and cannot play

I wish i was an administrator for warboards

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but after AJ realizes that you stole his throne, you end up being smitten with the unholy ban-hammer.

I wish I wasn't tandem posting right now.

[apostolos]

Granted.You are tandem posting 24/7

I wish I got owned

[Sento]

granted. you got owned by a lvl 1 with no weapons while you were lvl 100 and lost all your rep and respect

I wish i pwned everyone at more than just sniping and dogfighting

[Redhead267]

granted, but the people get so annoyed of your powning that they hunt you down and kill you.

I wish that whoever corrupts my wish dies.

[Jaxander]

Granted, but now your ass is haunted.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but we all hate you because at least 3 people have all wished for that.

I wish for nothing. I'm not making a wish.

[BrotherGreen]

Um granted.. but.. umm..

Here. heres a cookie.

heh heh, sucker...

I wish my food would be done sooner.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, But due to your unclear definition of "done," you have had the misfortune of getting Salmonella!
I wish I had a cookie :P

[Redhead267]

granted, but because you were not specific on the flavor of the cookie, it had rat poison in it. MMMMM!!

I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, but we all hate you because at least 3 people have all wished for that.

I wish for nothing. I'm not making a wish.
Wrong.
1000 have.I counted. literally


granted. But you die becuz you knew too much and went crazy about how your mum gave birth to youl

I wish I was a cat and died.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but you get English lessons due to your crappy sentence structure. You spend the next 30 years of your life atoning for your crimes in grammar, in a Jewish accounting school.

I wish for lots of shiny things, that don't hurt.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted. You get a bunch of antique recently-polished spoons, but with very blunted edges, so as not to hurt your toungue and the like.
But thats all you get to eat with. Ever.

Enjoy cutting your food.

I wish I didnt have Salmonella

[RavenCrusade]

Granted. A mysterious cure, distilled from a rare Amazonian monkey's sweat, is discovered. It cures your case of Salmonella. As a side effect, the only thing you can taste is the monkey sweat. Enjoy.

I wish that ZeratulStukov would live forever.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted. He would live forever, if people left him alone. Unfortunately he is murdered by an anonymous warboardian.

I wish for easier classes, but still to get into a good college and all that. Hmm, I didn't cover many possibilities there, this'll be corrupted easily I sense...

[Redhead267]

Granted, but because the classes are so easy, children all around the globe aren't getting the education needed to survive, so the world slowly turns into a second stone age.

I wish I was the 1st caveman in the 2nd stone age to discover fire.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but you are cooked alive by your own flame, by cavemen who envy you.
BBQ!

I wish I was Chuck Norris(NO POSSIBLE CORRUPTION)

[FrankZ]

Granted. But since you don't know how to perform the roundhouse kick, you're just as awesome as a maggot on your uncle's pie.

I wish that Ironman has a sequel.

~FZ

[Redhead267]

Granted, but Ironman becomes gay.:P

I wish movie characters didn't have to become gay to get publicity.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but they still do gay pornos.

I wish for babies to stop dieing.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but since there are multiple constitutional, logical, and spiritual conflicts as of to what constitutes a "baby," you actually end up killing all children on earth. Boy do you feel bad now.

I wish I was a master illusionist, but was unable to be tricked.

[VigilanteV]

Granted, you are now a hall of mirrors.

I wish to die epically in an epic battle that everyone would remeber and erect statues that would honor my heroric nature. Oh and my death is what would win the battle.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted...But you died...You can't see any of the crap people put up for you because you DIED.

I wish for your mom :P

[Redhead267]

granted, my mom comes to you, but she kills you.:P

I wish that people would stop making your momma jokes.

[NoobOfLore]

Your momma wishes people would stop making your momma jokes. :P

I wish I had a correctly placed, pleasant looking, and completely functional face.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but Cthulhu devours you before you can enjoy it.

I wish I could vote twice for Cthulhu.

[Gunmonk]

granted... he wins

I wish I knew who was phone

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but the cute little woodland creatures wipe your memory and set you up in a rat whore house. That's right, you got raped by birds and various rodents. Bitch.

I wish the bible included p0rn and moar violence. Somewhere along the line of Jesus cutting down endless hordes of undead with a chainsaw and a stop sign.

[Polkaman]

Granted, but there is no church.

I WISH FER TEH CAKE

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, it's in the last level in Portal. Just ride on the sliding platform and it'll be in the next room.

I wish I had an remote control animatronic zergling.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but Disney steals it and puts it on a really lame StarCraft ride. :P

I wish I had a pet Torrasque whom I could keep happily fed and could command to my whim through unlimited telepathy. And that I wouldn't die(we all know Torrasque isn't going to die by present day weaponry).
As well there are no future weapons in the timeframe in which I live.
Don't mind the impractically long conditions, btw.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but Cthulhu devours your Torrasque. He sends his compliments to the chef.

I wish for a lubed up bagel.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you start to ram it while its hot. As it cools, in contracts, forever dubbing you with the nickname "BagelCock

I wish Green would win in team war [go green]

[Muse]

Granted, but only in a world where "green" means "red". :)

I wish I had a Gibson SG.

[NoobOfLore]

Errm...granted. I have no idea what it is, but it's covered in Cow pies/Ebola/computer nanobot viruses.

I wish Upon a star. I wish that wish would go far.

[Dem0nS1ayer]

Granted, you're now on a star and die from being in space.

I wish I had a new computer.

[Muse]

NoobOfLore: It's an electric guitar! ._.

http://www.zikinf.com/_gfx/matos/dyn/large/gibson-sg-standard.jpg

Granted. Only your "new" computer is a 386. (a.k.a. it's 15-20 years obsolete. :))

I wish I didn't have any work to do.

[Polkaman]

Granted, but now for the rest of your life you sit at the computer, refreshing warboards every 5 seconds.

I wish my corruption was better ._.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but since a good many people have already wished for that same thing and gotten the same corruption, this whole event of your wish becomes totally boring and everyone forgets about it.

I wish I could corrupt a wish in 7 syllables.

[Polkaman]

Okay, but you die of AIDS.

Oh mai gawd not so hard.

I wish that Green team on Team War didn't get owned no leetly

[Muse]

Granted, but only because Green is now simply a Pseudonym for Red.

I WISH I HAD MORE WISHES.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted but this starts a small time paradox near your head, aspoalding your brainz (lolz zombines lolo) and then collapsing because you are no longer thinking of it (no lolo brainz) harming no one else.


I wish I didn't just use lolo twice (three times lolo) in my corruption and wish.


lolo

[Sento]

granted. You used rflo repeatedly

I wish yellow would win team war

[Polkaman]

Granted, but then a new Team War starts and Green owns everyone.


I wish fer a cake

[zxeto]

granted, but it's fruitcake

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

[Muse]

Granted, but you can't turn back once you are invisible, and no one can hear you either. You are eternally cut off from the rest of the world.

I wish I had a sandwich.

[zxeto]

granted. heres your fugu fish and tar sandwich sir.

I wish i had 10 million and a half cats.

[Hasharin]

Granted. You have 10.5 million cats. I have taken all of your possessions and assets. Enjoy feeding them.

(oh, and btw they're lions)

I wish I had a FUNCTIONAL copy of ACDC family jewels dvd

[Muse]

Granted, but all DVD playing devices you own are no longer functional.

I wish I had a bag of UTZ BBQ chips.

[QuothTheRaven]

The bag is loaded with a miniature claymore. Upon opening the bag your face is sprayed with hundreds of razor sharp flaming shrapnel shards. Unfortunately you do not die, well up into the point where you wonder blindly into the street and get hit by a 20 ton city bus. A bum loots your wallet.

I wish to be a bum.

[Muse]

...That's just fucked up. You are fucked up.

You are the bum who looted my wallet, but then a Hydralisk comes blasting out of a sewer hole and puts a sharp spine into each of your eyes, and you wander blindly into the street and get hit by a 20 ton city bus. Another bum loots my wallet.


I wish I can to shot web.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but it sticks to the back of a 20 ton city bus and you dragged 30 miles face first before managing to free yourself. Unfortunately you are hit by another 20 ton city bus 3.5 seconds later. A beaver loots your cheeseburger.

I wish for a duck.

[Muse]

Granted. The duck eats your genitals.

I wish I wasn't so cool.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. You die of heatstroke. Nice going dumbass.


I wish underOATH was playing a show here and I was going

[zxeto]

granted, but your car explodes.

with you in it.

I wish I can teleport to any place I can think of.

[Muse]

Granted, but you think of the inside of a volcano first and burn to death before you can think of anything else.

I wish that the New Jersey state government was corrupt.

[Polkaman]

Granted, but before it happened you moved to New Jersey and it turned corrupt and they put fences on the borders and inject everyone with AIDs.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but suddenly your job forces you to move to New Jersey and you spend the rest of your life complaining about the corrupt government.

I wish Bush had an IQ of 100 in 2000.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. But he thinks that wars are funny so he goes to one anyway


I wish i didnt just forget to wish

[zxeto]

granted, you wish the world would explode, and it does

I wish I hadn't just typed that...

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, instead you typed that the world gets sucked into a black hole.

I wish the world was safe.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but this causes a catacalysmic wyrm-type virus that goes back and erases your entire existence via internet. And we all know you have no life aside from the 'net ;)

Welcome to WBs.

I wish this thread would have died in the first place [lie]

[zxeto]

granted, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?

I wish that I could create anything I can think of

[muradin]

Granted, but the first thing you think of is a 759864908984760945 ton whale above your head. Good luck.

I wish for what the person below me wishes for.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, I wish that Muradin's house exploded.

I wish that Muradin's house exploded.

[Muse]

Granted, but he moved out before it exploded.

I wish this wasn't such a sausage fest.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted, now this sausage fest has moved into your mouth.


I wish I didn't have school on monday

[Muse]

Granted, you have school for twice as long on Tuesday.

I wish you didn't have school on Monday.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but being that this was already granted, you get stuck in some sort of crazy worm-loophole in which you repeat the same wish over and over.

I wish I wasnt sooo tirreeeddd

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. You are dead.


I wish that meme's weren't so funny

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, now they're boring, but people use them anyways, boring everyone on the internet to death.

I wish people didn't use memes so much.

[BrotherGreen]

granted, because i dont even know what a meme is, thus I dont use it much, and im the only one who really matters.

Bitchaaas!

i wish FTS didnt have a terrible avatar of General Grievous, because that character was gay.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, he now has furry p0rn for an avatar generously provided by me. The HORROR.

I wish I had mad hacking skills.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. But you die.


I wish I didnt have to get a haircut

[muradin]

Granted, now you just get scalped to simplify things.

I wish for More Coca-Cola, but not to be drowned, over drunk on caffiene (if that's even possible), or mutilated in any way, shape, or form.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

fine. but its not coke. it turns out to be highly radioactive alien piss, laced with blood. Have fun with your stomach tumors.


I wish My hair wasn't itchy.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, your head lice migrate to your genital region. Have fun with that.

I wish for p0rn.

[Muse]

Granted, but it's a bunch of fat old men boning each other. And bukkake, lots of bukkake.

I wish I was addicted to WoW.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted, but you die from lack of sleep, food and drink. Also sex.

I wish my crabs would go away. I have a date soon.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, they head over to your date ;)

I wish upon a star

[Polkaman]

Granted, but since your are up on it you die from lack of a|r.

I wish we were in the year 1337

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but only you go back, and back then, they didnt know what the significance of 1337 was, and thus you got put into a medieval mental facility for your constant giggling after asking everyone what year it was.

I wish I didnt giggle so much

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. now you hold in your laughter till you expload in a big cloud of sillyness.


I wish.

[BrotherGreen]

You wish period? Granted. Now you fully experience all the periods of all the women you know.

All at once.
Ahh the glories of PMS.
Enjoy!

I wish -

[Muse]

You wish hyphen? Suddenly a giant hyphen flies down from the sky and cuts your sentence short, then proceeds to cut you in half, then it cuts your head off, then it terrorizes the town and kills everyone by cutting them in similar fashions.

I wish I was Godzilla.

[zxeto]

granted, but Mothra comes and beats your head in with your own tail.

I wish for the opposite of what the next person wishes for.

[Muse]

Granted, but the other person wishes for the opposite of what you wished for, causing a logical paradox and the space-time continuum collapses. Or something. THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM COLLAPSES.

I wish for a kitty sandwich.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but it has MAYONNAISE!!!!

I wish for the basic laws of the universe to collapse.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted.
But its restored shortly after by otherworldy generators.
Only you come back as a monkey, who, ironically, poops banana's and eats shit.

LolololloLOOOLLOLOLOLOL MONKEY BOY.

I wish for a pet monkey

[muradin]

Granted, but it's NoobofLore, and to feed him, you'll be sitting down all day long...

I wish that I didn't get spam anymore.

[zxeto]

granted, now you only get regular, unspiced ham. (what a horrible pun...)

I wish you would all be eaten by radioactive space tukeys from the fouth dimension.

[pytum]

granted, but then Uranus... changes its route and block all the "tukeys" from the "fouth dimension" to prevent them from eating us

i wish i had 100 dollars in my right hand and a large soda on my left hand

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but you pour the soda into your pocket and eat the 100 dollars.

I wish for a giant gingerbread man to destroy everything.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but NoobOfLore's obsession for tasty poop turns to cookie dough.
gg gingerbread man

I wish for a cookie

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but it is made of NoobOfLore's poop dough.
Enjoy. :P


I wish I could sleep longer.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you wake up with a large beard and everyone speaks German. Nice.

Just try and figure that one out.

I wish for HOOBLAKHAN

[Muse]

Granted, but then Kublai Khan appears from nowhere and kills you.

I wish for cigarettes. (GEE I WONDER WHAT THE RESPONSE WILL BE)

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but somehow the cigarettes make you live forever. You run out of retirement money and live on the streets forever.

I wish the next person's wish was granted.

[Dark_hunter4]

....

You forgot to wish!!!


I wish that for the swarm made a wish so his evil plan of someone wasting a post complaining about him not wishing didn't work.

[pytum]

granted, but barack obama denies your wish with his mental power while eating a pie

i wish i had something that could make everyone make something really bad

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. but you die.


I wish for a fish on a dish.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but you asked for one red fish, and end up with 2 blue fish. Lololol.

I wish I was restored to who I was 2 days ago, and was thusly no longer a shit-eating monkey/

[Muse]

Granted. But two days from now you will once again be a shit-eating monkey. Enjoy your 2 days!

I wish for green eggs and ham.

[FrankZ]

Granted. Because it's almost Christmas, Santa gave you green eggs, ham, and a bonus cat sandwich.

I wish I was as cool as everybody else.

~Fz

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but I'm everybody else, congrats you're lamer now!

I wish I wasn't lame.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, you're extra lame.

I wish dark_hunter4 wasn't extra lame.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, you're extra lame now, so he seems normal.


I wish the soda cans were bigger.

[muradin]

Granted, you learn about these magical things called 2 liters, but unfortunately, you have no recycling laws in your area.

I wish Dark_hunter4 was able to recycle, and did.

[pytum]

granted, but he recycle his underwear

i wish the world was a place of pure peace and sexual disease-less

[zxeto]

granted, but the world explodes

I wish the universe would be destroyed in a strange, bizzare, and fantastic way

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but it's your universe, and the rest of us are uneffected by your spontaneous implosion/explosion that also caused you to burst into flames, spreading flaming carcass all over your computer screen.

Mm.... a little graphic :P



I wish for an awesome siggy.

[Moser]

Granted, but it is far to big to use on any site, and the possibility of downsizing it is non-existent.

I wish I could get high-speed at my new house for a reasonable price.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but It's high speed rape. The worst kind. And for a low, low price of everything currently in your wallet!

I wish I had powerful hax I was able to use and was unable to be caught.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but the hack is to make you automatically lose any game you play. Why did you even use it NoL?

I wish I had a nice sig that was the proper size for warboards.

[Galiant]

granted but it was of invalid format and can never be converted to another format.

I wish for a painful horriying and a rapeful death that will make me haunt every horriying days to my life even when I'm dead

[BrotherGreen]

Uhh. Granted... but...

But giggles the clown throws a pie in your face
LOL EAT IT

I wish for pie.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but it's filled with clown penises. Enjoy.

I wish for dick.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but it's Dick Cheney, and he shoots you in the face.

I wish that most of my posts weren't in this thread.

[BrotherGreen]

granted but....

Giggles strikes again! Eat pie motherfucker!

I wish I were a medic

[zxeto]

granted, but you have no arms.

I wish for ten thousand pounds of cheese

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but the cheese evolves sentient capabilities due to decreased survival rate of normal cheese. Your ten thousand pounds of cheese overthrow the United states and 2/3rds of the civilized world. The cheese sees no point in conquering 3rd world countries who are skilled in killing each other and are on a general spiral towards self-destruction. The cheese is most wise.

I wish for moar penis.

[eviltim]

granted, you now have multiple peni

I wish that the next person's wish was incorruptible

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted, but you die before that happens.

I wish FOr 3 yellow fish

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but they plot your downfall.

I wish I wasn't such a wuss in cold weather.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, now you're a wuss in all weather.

I wish for a cookie.

[zxeto]

Granted, except it's gunpowder flavored.

I wish for something interesting to happen to everyone on this website

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, everybody on warboards is raped by Bill Cosby.

I wish somebody else did the rape.

[VigilanteV]

Granted, it is now done by Mike Tyson.

I wish no one got raped.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but Mike Tyson bit your ears off and K.O.ed you because he didn't get to rape anyone.

I wish for a pet dragon.

[zxeto]

granted, but you have to train it.

you might want to get fireproof clothing.

I wish for a story that invovles tacos, pickles, lasagne, 2,000 zerglings, and a large tuna.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted. Once upon a time, zxeto had tacos, pickles, and a large tuna. Then 2,000 zerglings attacked him because they wanted the food. zxeto died. The End.

I wish for a laser pointer.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but it turns out it was a real lazer and you had it pointed the wrong way.

I wish I had a giant tuna.

[QuothTheRaven]

Uh......Granted you now have fried rice being shoved up your ass for your insolence. Curry added.

I wish for a lust penis.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you bought it off a quacking yellow dealer type. During the haggling, you forgot to apply the aerodynamics of bacon, as thus, you end up with a pink elephant meatflute to play all day.

I wish for bacon

[zxeto]

granted, but you get tied to a chair with the bacon on a plate in front of you.

I wish that I could shoot lasers from my eyes.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you only got one shot before you went blind, and you shot off the ropes tying me down..

Mmmm bacon.

I wish for tacos. Bacon tacos.

[zxeto]

granted, you now have a bacon taco with sulfur, noodles, and hydralisk spit.

I wish that I had six arms

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but Chuck Norris still has twice that much.

I wish for a hand axe, lube, and a live pigeon.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted. You get a very slippery axe and a very slippery pigeon. Tossed to you. You lose some digits.

I can has cheezburger?

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but your hydralisk eats it.

I wish for [Insert wish here]

[zxeto]

Granted, but your hydralisk eats it.

I wish for [Insert wish here]

you wish for a massive explosion next to your head.

I wish there would be an massive explosion next to my head.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted. The explosion doesn't kill zxeto, but instead, after the dust clears, reveals a gang of tacos, who proceed to render zxeto unconscious. Then they take his soul.

I wish for this thread to last up to 1000 pages.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but the only active posters in this thread are ZeratulStukov and zergeater.

I wish for pain.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but you die shortly thereafter, making all traces of the pain disappear. All seems so futile now, eh?

I wish I was good friends with Malichi and Cthulu. Neither of which would steal my soul or otherwise harm me or impede my actions.

[zxeto]

granted, you fall off a cliff and neither of them tries to help.

i wish i was cthulhu

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted. The Flying Spaghetti Monster deems you dangerous and eradicates you.

I wish I was the FSM.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but you get eaten by the mafia.

I wish for 6 feet of really good-tasting non-lethal chewing gum.

[Jaxander]

Granted, but a really unattractive girl by your standards is chewing it towards you from the other end.

I wish I could get back into writing.

[Galiant]

granted but you died for no reason

I wish for something

[zxeto]

granted, you wish for something so unimaginably horrible that your eyeballs fall out.

I wish that the next person would wish that I wished that the person before the next person would wish for more wishes to go to the person who posted before himself/herself.

[Polkaman]

Granted. lol.

I wish that i could falcon punch galiant

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but Galient's power level was over 9000. Galient uses the power to charge his laser and fires mudkipz at you. You are OHKOed.

I wish I could falcon punch myself.

[Polkaman]

granted. lolded.


I wish that the Zerg would win Starcraft species War

[Tuxinator]

Granted, Zerg also wins the real species war. We all die.

I wish i had a kitty sandwich, like in Muse's avatar...

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but I eat it before you.

I wish I had my PS2 again.

[masterofhobbiton]

Your PS2 has been returned to you ocularly.

I wish that my new computer were already all set up!

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, skynet goes live and 97% of humanity dies for your incompetence. Jackass.

I wish for the ring of power.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but you swallow it and die.

I wish for awesome ninja skills.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but pirates kill you for being a ninja.

I wish for awesomeness skills.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but Chuck Norris can't have any competition. Your sentence is roundhouse kick to face, lethal of course.

I wish I didn't eat the ring of power.

[zxeto]

granted, you make a cat eat it.

I wish that my cat could talk

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, and now he tells you how he is going to kill you, and all of humanity because QuothTheRaven made a cat eat the ring of power, and you live in fear for the rest of your days.

I wish for a bigger pepsi can.

[Polkaman]

Granted, but its empty.

I wish for Dem0n tostop bein a poody.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, he force feeds you the bible page by page in the name retribution. You choke on the 337th page knowing the whole page is complete crap.

I wish for the still beating heart of Sarah Palin.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. You also recieve the still alive Sarah Palin.


I wish for FEAR

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, you are killed by Alma. (I haven't actually played the game though)

I wish the yellow team beat the red team.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but the green team beat the yellow team.

I wish for COD5