Corrupt a Wish!

[Polkaman]

granted, but then u got sniped after you came down.

I wish hamburgers were extinct

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but now McDonalds make nuclear bombs and attempts to nuke the whole damn world.

I wish I never wished nothing before.

[Hydralisk1337]

Granted, but you wished for that wish to happen, so, HA.

I wish I signed up under the name of "HunterKiller1337" (not really).

[Mjolniir]

granted, but then Sgt. HK kills you for stealing his name

i wish i could use force choke

[Hydralisk1337]

Granted, but then you'll get angry, and kill everyone.

I wish I weren't so lazy.

[Polkaman]

Granted, but ur stuck to ur seat by glue.

[pytum]

granted,...

i wish TPAM thought that TPBM is a pwner of n00bz

[FrankZ]

Granted. I wish the same thing too.

I wish God made chickens grow when you plant their bones underground.

[Polkaman]

Granted, but then the world is over-populated and the chickens eat AnnaSophia :P

[pytum]

granted, but you didnt wished nothing

i wish polkaman didnt forget about the rulz

[FrankZ]

@Polkaman. Fuck you. Fuck you very much.

Granted. But fuck him still.

I wish I just die.

[Polkaman]

@Polkaman. Fuck you. Fuck you very much.
lololololololololoollololololololololololol

Granted, but then AnnaSophia dies too.
>_<

I wish i didnt not make a wish that last time.

[FrankZ]

You're getting to my nerves, Polka. Watch your back. You don't want me as an enemy. Fuckyou.

Granted. Whatever.

I wish

[Polkaman]

Granted. 《——》


I wish FrankZ wasnt pissed at me

[FrankZ]

Granted. !$@@#%@!#!$!

I wish Madonna was bald.

[pytum]

granted, but now michael jackson takes your nephew to his house

i wish for a frozen glass of water

[SolidSamurai]

Granted but it explodes and you get a shard in the eye. I mean, ooooooooouuuuch! Why did you force me to play that on you pytum, why? Alright, alright, don't be gay now.

I wish pytum's sig quoted something that made sense.

[FrankZ]

Granted, but yours doesn't make any either.

I wish SolidSamurai was a girl.

[SolidSamurai]

Granted but now I pursue you to your death bed and steal your millions while proving to you that I am in fact a lesbian (like my women), whilst pillow suffocating you to speed up the death process.

I wish FrankZ was a girl! Teehehe, naughty!

[FrankZ]

Wish no more. I doesn't matter.

I wish SolidSamurai had pubes to give at least one teeny-weeny sense of maturity that doesn't show in his posts.

[Dem0nS1ayer]

Granted, but then he shaves them and shoves them down your throat.

I wish I had the fastest internet in THE WORLD!!

[FrankZ]

Granted. But everyone else has shifted to INTERNET 2.0. Ha!

I wish I had the coolest screen in the world!

[Polkaman]

Granted, but it was an IBM screen and it died instantly.

I wish i was addicted to starcraft

[FrankZ]

Granted. You stare at an SC2 poster in your brother's room all day, and eventually die of stupidity and ulcer.

I wish the world was made up of titanium.

[TheDarkestShado]

granted the world is now so massive that it falls out of orbit and plummets to the sun, killing everyone. congratulations jack-hole, you just killed Earth.

I wish I could remember how to set presets on my radio.

[QuothTheRaven]

granted the world is now so massive that it falls out of orbit and plummets to the sun, killing everyone. congratulations jack-hole, you just killed Earth.

I wish I could remember how to set presets on my radio.

Granted, but due to crappy Chinese manufacturing standards the batteries explode covering you and your beloved radio in molten battery acid. You die.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[FrankZ]

Granted. But your uncorruptable wish corrupted your highly corruptable pc, thus corrupting all other corruptable wishes corrupted by the corruptable net.

I wish that I wished for a wish, which granted me wishes so I will wish for another wish wishing for a wish that wishes for a new wish, that'll give me a new wish which I will use for another wish wishing for a wish wishing a wish wish.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, but you are pwnd by a banana.

I wish for three uncorruptable wishes.

[FrankZ]

Granted. But your corruption was uber stupid that I didn't bother to make a corruption to yours.

I wish I had fifteen fingernails on my fingers.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, but a stupid monkey pwnd you to death.

I wish for a ...

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but...

I wish Raynor was bald again.

[FrankZ]

Granted. But he has a wig.

I wish chickens grow when you plant their bones.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but their flavor is crappy. And if you don't kill them again, they eat you.

I wish WarBoards was unspammable.

[Polkaman]

Granted, but then ZeratulStukov gets unbanned agian xD

I wish my jaw was slightly bigger

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, you can fit more cock in your mouth. Good luck with the hairy one....

I wish I didnt want bacon right now.

[ZeratulStukov]

{OFFTOPIC}""Granted, but then ZeratulStukov gets unbanned agian xD""
I am not banned atm ;){/OFFTOPIC}

Granted, you want some guy's juicy cock. (random)

I wish for sex :)

[Fred1000000]

Granted. Sadly, it's with a rather large hermaphrodite.

I wish I could eat. (Oh, wish granted!)

[Polkaman]

Granted, but it was a big cock

I wish ZeratulStukov was banned

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but he comes back week later with machete and guts you. You drown in your own puddle of blood, vomit, and shit.

I wish for Dr. phil to die in a fire along with Opera and George Bush. Preferably slow roasted in an cramped elevator full of fat republicans.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, they die, but due to your mispelling Oprah Winfrey still lives. And pwns you.

I wish for death (my death)

[Jaxander]

Granted.

...

I wish I had more chips in this house.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted but I pwn you because you didn't corrupt my wish.

I wish for death (my death)

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, you happened to be in that elevator full of fat republicans. You die in a fire.

I wish Blizzard would make a world of starcraft(WOS) game.

[Jaxander]

Granted, but it sucks and completely waters down Starcraft to the level of WoW.

I wish that Starcraft: Ghost would be finished and released.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted but when you get the game, all computers in the world explode. Enjoy ! :mad:

I wish for a big ... that can do stuff

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but the spare "part" came from a gay man. You have the urge to pound ass every 10 minutes.

I wish to be Jesus for a day.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, but a roman guy impales you and then cuts your dick. You die miserably

I wish for a ....

BTW, Quoth, the ... isn't supposed to be a dick, it was just supposed to be a ... (something random)

[Jaxander]

I wish ZS would make sense and follow the rules so I had some wish to corrupt.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted but you are pwnd by a monkey.

I wish for a ... that can fly. ( ... =/= dick)

[Jaxander]

Granted, but then ... flies away from you because it realises your true potential.

I wish finals were over.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted but you fall in a sewer and die

I wish to have 3 wishes

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, you become a gay porn director, petifile, and a Cuban dictator all rolled in one. Half of America shows up at your doorstep and beat the crap out of you for your crimes against society. You die slowly from multiple contusions and broken bones.

I wish for Bush to fall on something sharp and cry like a girl.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted but then he shoots you in your testicles and sends you to a jail full of gay thugs. Enjoy!

I wish for a corruption funnier tan QTR's :)

[muradin]

Granted, but everyone but you knows what it is.

I want to be a Sith so I can kill stuff.

(Unrelated, Jedi is a word, while Sith is not according to firefox)

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but because Sith is not a word, your wish is canceled.

I wish anime never existed.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, Japan animators put their creativity into war production instead of drawing. They knock our bomber out of the sky with new tech, the atom bomb was never dropped on Japan. Hitler pwns the U.S. and it's allies. Good job.

I wish people in the corrupt a wish thread stopped obsessing over gay jokes. I mean really, they're no longer funny. Like Jackson jokes.

[TheDriver]

Granted but now they move to gay jackson jokes. In the midst of this new trend you walk outside only to fall on a jagged piece of concrete impaling your vital organs. You however are still alive. The goverment now does extensive research on you, find the essence of imortality give it to you and lock you up ... Have fun with that.

I wish for a second turtle .

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but it eats you while you're asleep....

I wish I was better at art.

[apostolos]

Granted,but art becomes obsolete.


I wish the cops did their job.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, they arest you and shoot you in the ass.

I wish for a wish

[QuothTheRaven]

You wish to spot spamming every forum.

I wish implants didn't exist and the deception would end. Are they real boobs? We will never know.

[ZeratulStukov]

{I wish to spot spamming? Wtf?}

Granted, but you die in a car accident after your wish is granted.

I wish for people to stop hating me for what happened some billions of years ago.

[Jaxander]

Granted, but your stupidity ensues, so the hatred rises, now for new reasons.

I wish it was 70 degrees at my house, not 46.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, it's 70 degrees Celsius. Enjoy!

I wish people would stop considering me stupid. (Seriously, I'm the most intelligent in my class :()

[Jaxander]

Granted, but then they just find you to be a smartass.

I wish ZS would give us some evidence of being the smartest in his class, instead of just stating it. (Seriously, I was voted Mr. Congeniality 4 years in a row in High School, but I only have 6 friends on Warboards. Just drop it!)

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted but you die. (Now really, how can I give you evidence?)

I wish people would see the truth.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, they see it, and they go crazy.

I wish I would stop thinking that ZS was ilke My old 11 year old self from before...

[VigilanteV]

Granted, but you were beaten with a lead pipe until you couldn't think any more.

I wish I was able to piss gas so I didn't have to pay 50$ to fill my car.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but you have to fill your bladder up at a gas station every 10 miles.

I wish for a pile of dog shit.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, but you eat it.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[Polkaman]

Granted. It's not corrupted.
You die, anyway.

I wish cheese was spelled 'chez'

[FrankZ]

Granted. As long as it fits my appetite. ;)

I wish my cat was blue.

[VigilanteV]

Granted...but it is aqua. MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for.........................................

[Tuxinator]

Dunchys Firm ghetto booty in your face.

I wish my school wasent so shitty

[VigilanteV]

Granted it is now crap.

I wish for a lvl 45 in lone wolves DAMN IT!

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but no one knows what you are talking about.

I wish to be God for a day.

[Tuxinator]

Fine, but some atheist from warboards comes and eats you

I wish i was smokin hot

[sumo88]

Granted, and now you are a chain smoker inside a volcano... atleast you won't die of cancer...

I wish for sleep.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted. You now sleep for 3 days, time in which a meteor crashes on you.

I wish for a ... that can swim ( ... =/= penis)

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but ducks already know how to swim and have a penis. Nothing changed.

I wish to wake up with the king.

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted but you die in 3, 2, 1. Right about now.

I wish for a wishy wish

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you dont remember what happened last night, and theres a funny tingly feeling up near your anus.
Nice.

I wish ZeratulStukov would just quite bitching about being bitched at, you bitch.

My post was in reference to QTR's, and since I made the thread, and ZS's reply was dumb and not really funny, mine is one we shall go off of. :)

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted but then you are raped by a guy.

I wish that all my uncorruptable GOOD wishes would come true!

[BrotherGreen]

Its not rape if you enjoy it! :) (JK!)

Granted, but you didnt have any real good wishes. You just wasted a wish, you horseloving dinkface.

I wish I could get this signature from my electrician employer, so I could get my application in for college.

[Polkaman]

Its not rape if you enjoy it! (JK!)
What he means is:
Its not rape if you dont resist.

Granted but the collage closed right when you are about to enter.

I wish ZeratulStukov would stop corrupting every wish with a simple:
Granted, but you get raped by a man.
Granted, but you die. HaHa.

[FrankZ]

Granted. But Zerg_Eater will.

I wish the whole world was advanced in technology.

[sumo88]

Granted. Now mecha-earthworms rule the world with their cyborgs.

I wish for a second holocaust on ignorant people.

[FrankZ]

Granted. You were killed first in line.

I wish for a super huge banana split.

[sumo88]

Granted. Your dick grows to 14 inches at which point the skin and muscle can no longer contain such an appendage that it breaks in half.

I wish for a soccer ball.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but the soccer ball is cleverly disguised as a explosive. You blow up the goalie and have to spend the rest of the afternoon cleaning up his remains off the soccer field. You come home later and your dog bites you in the balls in the darkness, you open the screen door and your dad blows your face away with a shotgun because his son never comes home this late. Since your face is fucked up beyond recognition no one noes who you are and post up missing signs the next day. You are resurrected as a horny evil spirit and spend your time fucking the ears of random people who have no idea a ghost is having intercourse with their ear. Explains the I'm being watched feeling.

I wish for a baseball.

[Polkaman]

Granted, you suddenly appear in a baseball game as the batter. Suddenly, the pitcher thrwos a 300-mph ball and it hits you right in the ballsack.

Oh well, free walk to 1st base.

I wish i had some mangos right now. And they arent suicidal or they cant come alive. Just. Regular. Mangos.

[sumo88]

Granted. You get two copies of Chris Catan from Saturday Night Live...he didn't come alive, he always was as Mango.

I wish for a black Ferrari Maranello.

[FrankZ]

Granted. It came with no seats, no fuel tank, no exhaust pipe, no radio, no alternator, no sedimentor, no spark plugs, no combustion vessel, no under chassis, no steering wheel, no wheels, no brakes, no pedals, no knobs, no switches, no doors, no throttles, no windows, no clutch, no rugs, no windshield, no pipes, no windshield cleaning fluid, no brake fluid, no radio antenna, no airbags, no seatbelts, no wipers, and absolutely no use. But it does come with its skeletal frame, but it comes with no seats, no fuel tank, no exhaust pipe, no radio, no alternator, no sedimentor, no spark plugs, no combustion vessel, no under chassis, no steering wheel, no wheels, no brakes, no pedals, no knobs, no switches, no doors, no throttles, no windows, no clutch, no rugs, no windshield, no pipes, no windshield cleaning fluid, no brake fluid, no radio antenna, no airbags, no seatbelts, no wipers, and absolutely no use.

I wish for a spectacular evening.

[sumo88]

Granted. And so you get an evening full of spectacles... First your car is totaled and your girlfriend dies in the accident. Next as you find yourself sobbing over her in the ER you get a phone call from a terrorist who has your family hostage. In your attempt to rescue them you wind up failing miserably and in a fantastic fashion your father's head gets blown away. They capture you and promise to set you free if you have sex with your mother. So you do. She has now lost all respect for you and shoots herself since she has nothing left. Your reputation forever tarnished no one ever cares to associate with you. To top it all off you go back to your computer and find your warboards account banned. That is a spectacular evening...spectacularly horrid.

I wish for something tasty.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, you get plate of bull testes.

I wish for a homicidal clown.

[FrankZ]

Granted. The Tragic Clown from the Sims (Courtesy of Maxis(tm) Electronic Arts, Will Wright) comes and kills your aunt.

I wish for a suicidal moron.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, he's you.

I wish for something.

[Tuxinator]

Granted, but that something is your girlfriend tying you down, cutting your sac off, deep frying them, and serving them to you with onion wrings

i wish i was ghetto king

[Polkaman]

Granted, but you get jumped by 100 hippies

I wish i had a monkey

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, he is ZeratulStukov. (no offense zs)

I wish for nothing.

[Polkaman]

Granted. But you got nothing.

I wish i was 12' taller

[sumo88]

Granted. But you can't fit into your car...unless you were a midget to begin with?

I wish for world peace.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, without war overpopulation causes a mass famine killing off 99.9% of the human population. Me and 200 smoking hot women emerge from a bunker and loot your house. I am king of the new world and play starcraft while having sex with 5 women at the same time.Good job at fucking the world.

I wish I knew why the fuck the 4 different anti-viruses can't seem to find that virus on my PC.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but you forget after .1 seconds.

I wish I could mind-control whomever I wanted to.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, you now control a legion of pettifiles. Optimus Prime pwns you for your crimes.

I wish to know what a Dunchy is.

[VigilanteV]

Granted....but do you realy want to know?

I wish I could take control over humanity.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but it dies.

I wish to be a mod.

[VigilanteV]

Granted. Now take off your clothes and dance for AJ.

I wish I had a gecko for a pet.

[Dem0nS1ayer]

Granted, but it kills the Geico gecko, takes over the company, and make you its personal slave.

I wish people would stop being so ignorant and just stop polluting the world with factories that ooze out gas like there's no tomorrow.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but now they pollute with factories that ooze sludge.

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted.

[FrankZ]

Granted. But it was sadistically mutilated.

I wish PC's come with free babes.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but they are very ugly ones.

I wish for a million dollars!

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but 96% of it has heavy traces of illegal substances. The FBI shows up at your doorstep the next day and cuffs you. You are given a "fair" trial in Texas and are convicted guilty. You spend the next 2 years being ass raped by various foreigner convicts. After your release you find out you got evicted and your house burned down along with 5 city blocks, afterwards you get reconstructive ass surgery which in addition costs you your remaining 4% and puts you 2 million dollars in the hole. Oh and the remaining 4% was covered in dog shit.

I wish for people to stop blaming Dunchy.

[sumo88]

Granted. And now they blame you.

I wish for a cool sig.

[Gunmonk]

granted copy mine.

I wish i had hetero-bisexual unicorns

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but their nutsacks blow up and they can no longer be hetero sexual or bisexual. Might wanna get a paper towel to wipe that scrotum off your face.

I wish for a pet zergling.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, it sadistically rapes and murders you.

I wish to know what the raven quoted.

[Mjolniir]

granted, but then you die, like the guy in poem

i wish i was a god

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, but another god kills you.

I wish for all I want for free.

[VigilanteV]

Granted. But shipping and handling will be $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

I wish I had a car that had a hydrogen fuel cell.

[Mjolniir]

granted, but someone shoots the cell, causing a spark that ignites the hydrogen. you fly in several directions at once as you car blows up.

i wish for a sup com starcraft.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but the game sucks badly. No refunds.

I wish for a present that I will like.

[apostolos]

Granted, but your friends set up a bomb on it and it kills you.


granted, but someone shoots the cell, causing a spark that ignites the hydrogen. you fly in several directions at once as you car blows up.Were you in my mind?


I wish I were the awesomest guy in the world

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, fat Gothic chicks rape you daily because of your awesomeness. And thus the awesome crusades begin with all against all for the glory of the most awesome. Billions die for the title. Damn, after I worked so hard to repopulate the earth.

I wish for another bunker.

[Loser]

Granted, fat Gothic chicks rape you daily because of your awesomeness. And thus the awesome crusades begin with all against all for the glory of the most awesome. Billions die for the title. Damn, after I worked so hard to repopulate the earth.

I wish for another bunker.

:DGranted, but the bunker belongs to The Enemy, not you. Oh, and it's infested with bloodthirsty insects for the duration that you're in there.:D

How's that?

EDIT: Oops I forgot my wish. I wish for scientific evidence that God exists so that the world will have a reason to have moral values =).

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but he's killed by the government.

I wish I had a better idea for a thread.

[apostolos]

Granted,but someone makes a better thread and everyone forgets your thread.

I wish everyone died,including myself.

[VigilanteV]

Granted, but from the ashes I rise and recreate humanity in my likeness.

I wish for a pudding pack.

[muradin]

Granted, but it's not pudding >.>

I wish I didn't kill threads.

[VigilanteV]

Granted, now you kill kittens and puppies.

I wish he didn't kill kittens and puppies.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, now he kills you, brings you back to life, and kills you again, for eternity.

I wish for a giant cookie.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, I shove it up your ass. You'll be shitting cookie dough for the next 8 weeks.

I wish to be the first man to have intercourse with a cheese grater.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but someone goes back in time and makes you the last man.

I wish for food.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted. You get some predigested food.

Honestly, no one had to corrupt raven's wish. That's just......

I wish for a graphics tablet.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish TPBM died.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but I come back from the dead and eat all your children and impregnate your wife. You keep wondering why your children have wings and crave carrion.

I wish to be a badass special forces dophin trainer. Training em to stick bombs underneath civilian ships and crap.

[VigilanteV]

Granted, but they rebel against you.

I wish for the world to unite under one government.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but the government is corrupt and the world ends in total chaos, completely wiping man kind from the face of the earth, including you.

I wish people would stop taking my cookies.

[Galiant]

granted, but the cookies you were mentioning was the last food that you will be having in your life. Because of that, you died of starvation.

I wish I was a fish and got eaten

[apostolos]

Granted,but while you are in someone's stomach,he annihilates all anime by instinct.


I wish a meteor hit earth and obliterated every single thing.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but nobody was on earth at the time.

I wish for napalm.

[VigilanteV]

Granted, but you get some on you, and ruins for favorite shirt.

I wish that kids weren't so annoying.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, now your the annoying one everyone hates, and they kill you, thus ridding the world of annoyances.

I wish VigilanteV wasn't dead now.

[apostolos]

Granted,but now the world has to suffer,including you


I wish the world ceased to exist

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but I activate halo so you never get enjoy your victory.

I wish leeches were cute.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but they think the same thing about you and drink ALL of your blood, leaving you a lifeless husk.

I wish I wasn't so evil.

[muradin]

Granted, now you kill kittens and puppies.

I wish for something to occupy me, that is not perverted in any way.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, you now are the lead voice for the backstreet boys. Your sales plumit before they begin. You and all the backstreet boys are stabbed and shot by angry mobs. Unfortunately all the backstreet boys survive except you.

I wish to have a disease named after me.

[Polkaman]

Granted, but then you catch Queer.Teenage.Dyslexia.
(Or whatever the fuck it is you have, :))

I wish 56+90=143.5

[Mjolniir]

granted, but the Event Horizon then takes you to meet her friends. have fun ;)

i wish death on the next person below me before they can corrupt my wish

[Mjolniir]

....gasps and dies before corruping wish

wishes to be alive once again

[VigilanteV]

Granted....what? the world kind of sucks right now...the wish corrupted itself.

I wish for more music.

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, you now are listening to the backstreet boys.

I wish shit wasn't squishy.

[VigilanteV]

Granted, Now it's as hard as a rock and as smooth as sand paper...way to go.

[Galiant]

-.-

I wish we were all chibi

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but we all still hate you.

I wish to see something other than myself implode.
(I make it too easy..)

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, but you forgot to use the proper pronouns. You implode for being someone not something.

I wish for a horribly, slow, painful death for me and all my loved ones.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but the death involves listening to Backstreet Boys until you die.

I wish for completely legal money.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, you find a couple of completely legal pennies on the ground! It's your lucky day!

I wish I wasn't sick.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, because now you are dead from the sickness.

I wish to be 1337.

[muradin]

Granted, you die at the age of 1337 and the world celebrates.

I wish I had a non pirated fully working Adobe priemier copy, that was not damaged in any way, and wouldn't destroy my computer, in fact, it would also double as a corruption blocker for my computer.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but there's a global power outage that lasts for seventy years so you never get to try it out.

I wish for a pencil.

[NoobOfLore]

ooooo

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but there's a global power outage that lasts for seventy years so you never get to try it out.

I wish for a pencil.

Granted, but it has real lead in it and you accidentally prick yourself in the heart.

I wish for __________

[Mjolniir]

granted, unfortunatly for you, that nothing includes air.

enjoy.

i wish for the entirty of warboards members to all log in at once.

[SolidSamurai]

Granted, but the sheer amount of packet induced lag causes the server to short circuit, incinerate warboards and set fire to the internet. 0.o

I wish the internet had a physical avatar in the real world, that included a face and personality.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but the personality includes hating SolidSamurai with a passion. The Internet hunts you down and kills you.

I wish I was an invincible God.

[Polkaman]

Granted, but your a Devil and everyone hates you.

I wish I had StarCraft 2.

[Stickmanz12]

Granted but it wasn't out yet and the one you have is actually stolen from Blizzard.
I wish I had a new PC game.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but it is the worst game ever.

I wish for a legal million dollars.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but in the state of the economy, that's worth about 5 Euros.
And for some reason you died.

I wish for my wish to be granted with a twist.

[Mjolniir]

granted, you now look backwards due to having your neck twisted around.

i wish i had a better job

[Galiant]

granted. you now work at the gay bar. But hey! it has good money.

I wish for moar braaaaaiiiiiins

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, you have the brain of a pigeon now.

I wish for another cheese grater.

[NoobOfLore]

Sure, But I'm not sure why you would want a grater made out of cheese...

I wish for a functioning robotic exoskeleton that does not injure me and is completely legal.

[WarInSerbia]

Granted,but the AI becomes inteligent enough to control your body

I wish for a wish that nobody cant corrupt

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but it is eaten instead.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

[Mjolniir]

granted, nothing includes johnson and friends

i wish the g609 couldn't watch anime ever again

[QuothTheRaven]

Granted, he commits suicide for not being able to watch anime. I shove a pineapple up your ass for your insolence. Slowly.

I wish for a a MA5B (http://eastcoastpropers.com/arddone.jpg)

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, you get that exact one, which turns out to be a toy. Hey, atleast you look like a guy who got a replica of a gun from Perfect Dark 64. You can make the saying lasergun pew pew cool again.

Well hey, maybe not. But heres hoping.


I wish I never made this thread.

[QuothTheRaven]

Option 1. Granted, I don't get to make a wish.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
Option 2. Granted, but your wish is undone and causes an anomaly in the space time continuum. The universe implodes and everyone is reverted to primordial slime on cold pieces of rock in space. Good job.

I wish to own Cuba.

[Galiant]

granted you grew a mustache and you died and ur name was ridiculed all over the world

I wish for cookies

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, But thats not chocolate in there. Enjoy :)

I wish I had a puppy!

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but it's a zombie!

I wish for a PS3.

[muradin]

Granted, but it has internal flamage, so as soon as you plug it in, your T.V. and outlet are consumed, which causes your house to burn down. And then you die, because I corrupted your wish.

I wish all your base are belong to us.

[NoobOfLore]

Unfortunately, your improper grammar caused me to notice that you didn't specify a possessive subject for "your" to refer to, and you get all of your own base. Good for you!

I wish for an awesome signature and avatar without any negative or unpleasant results.
^.^

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but warboards is hacked and the avatar and signature are deleted.

I wish for delicious food.

[Galiant]

granted. but u had diarrhea 4ever. and ur poop is as hard as rock ans as rough as sandpaper

I wish 4 food

[Hydralisk1337]

Granted. But now your fat lol.

I wish I never gave you food.

[Mjolniir]

granted, but now your the fat one :)

i wish we had a sawed-off shotgun to use on insulant customers and jackasses on the phone.

[Stickmanz12]

Granted but the shotgun blows up your face because it was malfunctioned.

I wish I could drive a protoss scout into a battlecruiser and jump out in time.

[Mjolniir]

granted, but your inertia still throws you into the BC, instead of dieing fast in an explosion, your spacesuit ruptures as you pancake and you(being barely alive mush)get sucked out into space.

...

[ForTheSwarm]

Where's your wish???

[Dark_hunter4]

He didn't have one... the concept of wishing was to great for his brain, therefore it ruptured do to overworking...

I wish people WOULD POST A WISH WHEN THEY CORRUPTED WISHES, SINCE THATS SUPPOSED TO BE THE RULE!!!!
(had to do caps, sry)

[Polkaman]

Granted.

[NoobOfLore]

I grant your wish, But for a lack of specified action, place, or time in your wish, I can only assume it doesn't exist and your own wish is erased before I can grant it since, due to your wish being granted, you no longer exist, which means you couldn't have made the wish that made the universe not exist which means that I DID grant your wish which means that time and space no longer exist meaning I couldn't grant your wish...
Thank you for creating a universal paradox.

I wish for people to NOT go off topic so we don't get this topic closed. And also for a piece of toast(made from potato bread).

[Mjolniir]

granted, but you choke on the toast.

i wish more people played sgtc

[apostolos]

Granted,but SC2 comes out and everyone plays SC2.

I wish for an answer to the almighty question:Are you a retard?

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, the answer is yes, apostolos is a retard.

I wish that I had never listened to your "best song ever", for I am now scarred for life.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but the only way to go back in time is by passing through a black hole to the parallel location in space and time(seeing as the hole produced in space can twist around itself and warp time as well). You went back in time to before you saw it, but you are now compressed to the thickness of a piece of string by the black hole.

I wish for a well trained pet Zergling that I can successfully hide without killing it.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted.. but protoss scans find it, and they come kill you, and your little zergling.


I wish NoobOfLore would stop with the space and time stuff.

[Galiant]

granted but u died

I wish for moar pie

[Mjolniir]

granted, while eating the pie, you laugh in happiness. unfortuantely, being new to the area, the people think you're laughing at them. they beat you up and prevent you from seeing anime.

i wish australia wasn't 7 time zones away

[apostolos]

Granted.It is now 8 zones away.


I wish for a wish that wished it were secksi.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but the wish's wish was not.

I wish to beat Subspace Emissary with ease.

[Mjolniir]

granted, but beating the disc aginst a table was not a good idea and it broke.

i wish more people played sgtc

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but i have no idea what sgtc is, so you pretty much see a whole lot of people sitting at a television watching the letters SGTC flash onscreen.

I wish for a parallel time loop to come and absorb the universe, making it so light radiates backwards from all locations TOWARDS light sources, and when you went through a black hole pair spun counterclockwise, it actually sent you FORWARD in time, causing electrons to effect eachother in reverse, with the distant electron causing movement in the electron being acted upon when sent through the time in a phenomenon known only as "slower than light travel."

[Defil3r]

Granted, but now physics is too fucked up to comprehend the need for atomic gravity. The universe explodes.

I wish I had gravy.

[Galiant]

Granted. but u asploded

I wish for gravee

[Defil3r]

Wish granted, but it's sentient and escapes your clutches, only to pursue an occupation as a janitor.
A Gravee Janitor.

I wish the moon would stop stalking me.

[Mjolniir]

granted, it kills you

i wish i knew what to wish

[Galiant]

granted. you wished for eggpie then you died for no apparent reason

I wish for a fish that ate a fish which was eaten by a fish that is immune to any corrupt wish and thus making this thread obsolete.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, the the fish eats you.


I wish for the ability to stop and resume time whenever I want.

[NoobOfLore]

Wish granted, but you cant move the environment around you(including air) because it takes infinite force to accelerate something in 0 time.
And when you DO unfreeze time, there is a period of dark that occurs for the amount of time you froze time, 8 minutes after you froze time.(due to special relativity)

I wish for someone to grant my wish
(and remember, the goal is to MORPH the wish, not ignore it)

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but the monster of your avy accidentally eats him, so he never posts the answer.

I wish today was monday.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted. But Monday is never at the end of the week, so we no longer get a weekend because of you. Thanks a lot, n00b.

I wish I had just corrupted someone else's wish.

[RavenCrusade]

Granted, I corrupt that wish, and since a wish to corrupt a wish was corrupted, it means you did not corrupt said wish. This would be great, but another poster comes along and corrupts the already paradoxial wish, which causes the universe's all-controlling sentient computer's central proccessing unit to implode unto itself.

I wish NoobOfLore would stop bringing logic to an ilogic fight.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but you would not have said that if it was apparent that I wouldn't have anyway, so you actually just contradicted your own wish, making it impossible for you to insult my sense of righteous logical paradoxes any more.

I wish for a portal gun from the game Portal

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted but you shoot it the wrong way and it portals you to hell.

I wish I didn't have to wish.



I wish for someone to grant my wish
(and remember, the goal is to MORPH the wish, not ignore it)

I didn't ignore it, he got his fish, it just ate him too...

[NoobOfLore]

I was referring to my OWN wish, so someone wouldn't just ignore my wish to have my wish granted.

And Your wish not to wish was granted. I'm not gonna even tell you how that's a paradox, but in the end, you exploded.

I wish for a toaster oven.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but your inside it when it gets turned on, and you can't get out, so you suffer from being cooked.

Sweet, I asploded, sorry for the misinterpretation(sp? it's too big of a word...)

I wish for a wish, that wished it wasn't corruptable.

[muradin]

Granted, the wishes wish becomes so corrupted that the first wish kills you for wishing for it.

I wish for all the power in the universe, which is so powerful that it has anti-corruption stuff and so this wish can't be corrupted.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, too bad no one likes you

I wish this guy named Elliot Lee Would go fuck himself and rip off his dick while fingering his mom then get shot by this daddy and i have nothing to do with it, or my girlfriend, or my Family, or anyone close to me,.

[NoobOfLore]

Umm...granted? But now we all think you are a disturbed, angry, pervert.

I wish for an extra arm, so I can do more things at once.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but you only have one SCHLONG, so you dont know what to do with your extra arm :D

I wish I dont get caught tonight, driving a bunch of people's alcohol upisland.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, but now I know and I reported you to the coppers.

I wish for telekinetic powers that I can control.
(remember the difference between telekinetic and telepathic? That means I MOVE things with my mind. I don't read people's thoughts.)

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but people think you are a freak and hate you forever.

I wish for a normal duck.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted, It's killed by some weird guy wearing camo hiding behind your couch.

I wish I was god.
(wewt! Can't corrupt god now, can you?)

[Epyon94]

Granted, you now have to deal with the complaints of Humanity as a whole, as well as all those "Please god let it be a six" gambling prayers. Have fun. And remeber a god without believers isn't a god at all.

I wish that I was back in Ontario.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted...back in an ontario PRISON!

I wish for the ability to, at will, bend space and time without injuring myself.(because I can just go back in time and un-injure other people)

[apostolos]

Granted,but you make something wrong and space&time consume you in order to be stabilized.

I wish he wasn't consumed.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, you are consumed.

I wish NoobOfLore would not use the words space or time or anything similiar to them (determined by me) in his next post or any subsequent ones.

[apostolos]

Granted,but he uses these words:
space=big black sky with many strange lights.
time=what is counted using clocks and watches.

I wish I was burned to pieces.

[Epyon94]

Granted, but the entire world burns with you.

I wish I could come up with better ways to grant wishes.

[apostolos]

Granted,but everyone makes better corruptions and you are forced to die.


I wish people stopped corrupting a wish by saying that the wisher dies.

[NoobOfLore]

Granted. This thread is a little more boring now.

I wish people would stop bagging on my advanced grasp on physics and the laws of relativity.

[RavenCrusade]

Granted, now they bag on you for being yourself.

I wish eroLfObooN had a better avatar.

[NoobOfLore]

So do I....

I wish that there was a reason for people to request wishes backwards.

[Mjolniir]

granted, but no one tells you...

i wish i coud create things with my mind, without any side effects such as death

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but you create a nuclear bomb and it explodes, killing you.

I wish NoobOfLore had a better avatar.

[Epyon94]

Granted, but he goes back to using his current one.

I wish that I had a bowl of apples

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but they're rotten.

I wish I had an extra nuclear missile.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, it's in your stomach, and soon it explodes.

I wish that faster-than-light travel was possible and researched right now for humans only.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, they use it to send you into the sun, causing you to burn.


I wish that I was a Crow.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but I kill you with my boomstick.

I wish I could open the box in my avy.

[Jaxander]

granted, but whatever is in there pulls you in with it. Bye bye, MajSon.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[ForTheSwarm]

Granted, but you don't wish for that.

I wish I could be the best President ever.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, your a woman.
The rest of the world still hates America though.

I wish Canada wasnt so darn big

[apostolos]

Granted.It's smaller than a nail.Everyone there takes a long wet nap.

I wish BrotherGreen gave us 300% more sex.

[Dark_hunter4]

Granted, but you still have 0%.

I wish I was a Dark templar.