Corrupt a Wish!

[pytum]

granted, but your new spacesuit has a hole and you die cause of that
(btw, ugly betty from us isnt ugly compared with the ugly betty from colombia)

i wish i could edit every website in this world

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but your ISP pulls your service.

I wish the Orange Box was out tomorrow.

//Xerabyte

[GroG]

Granted. Orange boxes suddenly replace orange bags as the most popular way to buy bulk oranges!


I wish I didn't have to interview for a new job.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, now you don't have the job.


I wish I killed ..........

[pytum]

granted, now you are in jail and you have the death penalty, before of that you play with some guys...

i wish i had a green benjamin franklin in my pocket

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but he's on an index card. Closed-minded fool.

I wish pytum was more respectful of other people's ideas. I also wish he turned his punctuation and grammar around.

//Xerabyte

[GroG]

Granted. Now he comments on the lack of grammar in all of our posts and annoys us with his too-intelligent, boring anecdotes.

I wish I could travel through time on a whim.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but you can't travel back.

I wish I had better grades.

[apostolos]

Granted.They go from 0 to 1.


I wish for a crap

[pytum]

granted, now you poop in your pants over an expensive chair

i wish i had a lot of blank cd's

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but they all have a massive gash in them.

I wish monday would never come.

//Xerabyte

[Galiant]

granted but it came here already vefore I could ever grant your wish

I wish for this

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but this isn't specified, so you end up with a cubic nanometer of air.

I wish I could sleep in longer this weekend.

//Xerabyte

[Galiant]

granted but you never woke up until zerg_eater came and kissed you eeewwwwwwww!!!!!

I wish for a wish that wish for a wish

[DoctorZettabyte]

I wish you'd stop posting ideas without any thought or content.

//Xerabyte

[Galiant]

granted instead I spam you with every milisecond of your pitiful and doomed life

[BludSyko]

:shiftyr: No wish....

I heard that sumo wrestling is finally catching on in the U.S..... I wish it didn't.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you are thrown into a super heavyweight Japanese Sumo ring.

I wish someone else posted a wish for me to corrupt.

//Xerabyte

[pytum]

granted, now my wish

i wish that doctorzettabyte dont forget about the rules of this game *cough* see few post up *cough*

[BludSyko]

Granted, he will remember the rules of the game, but he will often forget to remember the rules.

I wish I had a cookie....

[Ghelgath]

Granted, but you die after accidentally setting it off. :o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cookie_%28bomb%29

I wish I had some Advil to assist in the reading of this thread...

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the Advil gives you a headache.

I wish CS:S would start up faster.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. CS:S has been reprogramed to use up all of your processor's speed, thus making you unable to run any other program.

I wish I had some food to eat.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's all moldy.

I wish the weekend didn't go so fast.

//Xerabyte

[pytum]

granted, now you have insomnia

i wish for one dollar

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's an American dollar, which is totally worthless.

I wish Fortress Forever would run more smoothly.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. It grows legs and runs with the grace of a panther!

I wish I had a helium fille balloon right now.

[pytum]

granted, but it was hydrogen and it explodes in front of your face

i wish i had a cold beer next to me

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the beer isn't in anything.

I wish I had a new cell phone battery.

//Xerabyte

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but it doesn't work with your phone.

I wish I had the halo 2 soundtrack.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Oohh...I've got that! I may have the links here somewhere...oops, lost them.

I wish I had the Halo 3 OST.

//Xerabyte

[masterofhobbiton]

lol, you didn't corrupt it. >_>
I'm listening to it on youtube btw, I just want it in a hard legal version to add to the collection of video game music and to put it on my ipod, I don't really need it that badly. :D

Anyway, you get the Halo 3 OST on CD and the disk is all scratched.

I wish I had a more comfortable chair.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's really squeaky.

I wish I could find those links...I'm feeling bad I lost them. :(

//Xerabyte

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. You find them seconds before you take your final breath.

I wish i had more money

[BludSyko]

Granted. Here's a game of Monopoly. Don't spend it all in one place!

I wish I had the next week of school off.

[pytum]

granted, now you get sick

i wish i had a 20 inches monitor

[BludSyko]

Granted. Here's your used 20-inch monitor! Just ignore the spider-web cracks....

I wish I had a fully automatic machine gun.

[pytum]

granted, but it was damned and it shots itself towards you

i wish i live near the mountains

[Sirion]

Granted, you live near an underwater mountain. Oops, forgot your airtank.

I wish I could finish something I started.

[pytum]

granted, now you dont have a goal in your life

i wish i am perfect

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but because everyone else was imperfect they thoguht you don deserve to be in this world so they kill but the devil doesnt want you and niether does God so you are bound to the temporal realm for all eternity.

I wish i had Stock shares.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but all the stocks you invest in go down. :/

I wish that I could get knighted, like sir Ian McKellen or any other honarary knight. It'd be cool to be 'sir.' :D

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted when they put the sword on your neck it slides to the side and decapitates you. With lots of blood and gore.

I wish i had a TAME polar bear

[BludSyko]

Granted. Here's your TAME stuffed polar bear :D

I wish I had hellhounds that obey my every command.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but they attack an innocent bystander, and you get life in prison.

I wish Steam would run better...

//Xerabyte

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted it STEAMrolls you.

I wish I had a tasty fish on a dish

[pytum]

granted, but it has mercury and petroleum

i wish i had a dog

[GroG]

Granted, you are now a dog.

I wish I never had to wait in line again for anything.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, you fall into a coma. You'll never have to wait for anything at all.

I wish people would quit playing fastest on bnet.

[pytum]

granted, now they invent fastest with yellow minerals

i wish that all the people in this world have something to eat right now in this moment

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but then the world runs out of food

I wish I had my USB cable on me at the moment...

[GroG]

Granted. One of your nose-hairs transform into a USB cable.

I wish my car had an infinite supply of gas so I never had to fill up again.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. But in your haste to get around to places, all that fuel ignites and makes you a fireball on wheels.


I wish i didnt have a blister on my foot.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, now you have a blister on your, um......

I wish I had a fighter jet and/or a helicopter along with space to park them and all the liscenses and know-how required to fly them.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

[Granted, now you have a blister on your, um......

I wish I had a fighter jet and/or a helicopter along with space to park them and all the liscenses and know-how required to fly them.

Yeah your girlfriend helps me work it out.

Granted. You fly in to a hurricane.


I wish i knew what to do for my science assignment

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted. You clip your science teacher's toenails.

I wish this gift card to Best Buy was $25, not $20 (Though, for the record, I am very grateful to have it in the first place :))

//Xerabyte

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. But it has expired.

I wish i could play more computer.

[BludSyko]

Granted. You now have all the time you want to play computer, but your computer has completely disappeared.

I wish there were more hours in a day so I can get more sleep.

[pytum]

granted, but now you work more

i wish for a UFO

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, it abducts you.

I wish I had a tank that could not be destroyed, and had unlimited firepower.

[pytum]

granted, but the main gate looked itself and you are trapped in the tank there till you die

i wish i had a master key that opens everything

[BludSyko]

Granted, but it is made out of ice.

I wish my new principal wasn't such a dumbass.

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but he's a raving neat freak that has an answer for everything... (a know-it-all :o)

I wish my Silver Trumpet wouldn't tarnish (grrr, so annoying to clean)

[pytum]

granted, it turns the cleanest trumpet in your home, but it breaks when you try to touch it

i wish i had dvd burner

[BludSyko]

Granted. Here's your torch. Go nuts.

I wish I had an easy, high-paying job.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but you have to work at it 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, so you never have time to enjoy your accumulating wealth and laziness.

I wish I had a a movie theatre in my house to play video games on. :D

[pytum]

granted, but it was made in Taiwan and it burns itself and destroies your tv

i wish i had a car that its fuel was garbage

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but due to the stench... no one likes you... and you stink!

I wish had a Flash Editor to make Flash vids

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but your moniter breaks upon its arrival.

I wish I could watercolour (well).

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, You win

I wish I could win like masterofhobbito

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted.

I wish I could corrupt wishes when I'm with my girlfriend.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but all the wishes you corrupt were about your girlfriend not having doggy sex with every man she saw.
Corrupt away!

I wish people would give me +rep for making this thread which now has 2,500 posts.

[pytum]

granted, but now you got banned (for ever)

i wish i had superpowers

[BludSyko]

Granted. You how the power of infinite stupidity.

I wish I had 10 uncorruptable wishes.

[Hasharin]

granted, but they will be preceeded by an infinite number of corruptable wishes. See you in hell! (j/k)

I wish I could beat that damn "Can you stop 1 unit?" SC map (grrrrrr....)....

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, you beat it but nobody believes you when you say you did.

I wish I had neat handwriting.

[GroG]

Granted, but you go blind tomorrow.

I wish I was getting A's in all my courses.

[Hasharin]

sure, but the school system changesjust before, so A's now suck.

I wish I had free, unpoisoned, unmutilated, delicious, unevil, ungrosslooking, awesome, pie, qnd that I am impervious to pie throws. ^_^


Granted, but it's an American dollar, which is totally worthless.
//Xerabyte

wow...that's awesome!!

[BludSyko]

Granted, but it is encased within a 10-foot solid-steel cube.

I wish I had pi.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, now you've got that kid from that book with the boat and the tiger.

I wish I could eat indefinately with no side effects or consequences.

[pytum]

granted, now you will be hungry forever

i wish i had the perfect machine

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but suffers from poor programming.

I wish I knew the secrets of Von Neumann machines, or cold fusion.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted, but since no one has the secret to either, you gain nil.

I wish I was the sexiest man alive.

[GroG]

Granted, you attract more gay men than anyone else in the world.

I wish there were more Harry Potter books being written.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but they cover the most boring events in Harry's life. Like, the time he had to piss after drinking ten gallons of Mrs. Weasley's lemonade.

I wish I had some dry ice to fool around with.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. You are locked in a freezer full of dry ice. Enjoy your cold demise!

I wish DocZetta was a woman.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but my incredible manliness keeps me a man, in a very manly way.

I wish BludSyko liked my avy...

//Xerabyte (very, very, manly)

[BludSyko]

Granted, but now I hate your personality.

I wish DocZetta had a better personality.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you curl up and die because you only wish you were me with my great persona and stunning good looks.

I wish someone had a link to somewhere where I could get a better avy or sigpic.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the link is hidden in my avy and is the size of a 1 x 10^-10 square pixel

I wish I had Dreamweaver (or any other decent web-page maker) on this computer.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but you have to get it illegally and your computer gets a virus from the site you download it from.

I wish I were younger, I liked being a little kid and having less homework. :D

[Maegtelluma]

Granted, but now you have to be in bed 3 hours ago.

I wish that my physics professor would take the rest of the semester off.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but a new physics professor comes and he is the worst in the whole world

I wish for a Headcrab (for those who know what this is :))

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it isn't a funny one like Lamarr...he hasn't been de-beaked. Oops...sorry about losing your head.

I wish for a DoG. You know, like Alyx Vance's.

//Xerabyte

[apostolos]

Granted,but you kill it.


I wish for a fish

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but i own you

i wish i had a gravity gun

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but I kill you with my nice blue one.

I wish I was recognized for being one of the first documented cases of bringing HL2 into Portal.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. You have been documented as a criminal for corrupting/mutilating another person's game.

(And for the love of God, no more "Granted, but I pwn you" responses.)

I wish I had a six-pack.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, now you have a six-pack of diet sprite or something. Plus you get fined for not paying for it, nice job. :)

I wish I was better at SC.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but said pack was of Miller Lite. Ew...bad beer.

I wish my ingrown toenail would stop growing.

//Xerabyte

Damn...a parallel...

[Hasharin]

it stops growing...but is lodged there indefinately

I wish to fly

[Faiien]

granted but then it gets too powerful and destroys you
lesson learned? k good lol

i wish i had a copy of sc2 a dell xps and a case of root beer

[BludSyko]

Granted. You now have an illegal, burned copy of SC2, a new Dell PC, complete with sledgehammer sticking out of the gaping crack in the monitor, and a case of beer made out of tree roots! Enjoy!

I wish I had elite grammar skills.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but I can still find problems with it.

I wish for a Portal content pack.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. Here's your portal... into another dimension of which there is no return!!!

I wish I had a car so I could go to the bank.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you don't have money to put in or take out of your account!

I wish Half-Life 2: Episode Two used Half-Life 2's current Source build.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted, but it causes your console to crash.

Btw, thanks for the car DocZetta!!!

I wish I had a kickass MP3-compatible stereo system to go with my new car, along with some wicked speakers to put in the back.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the high decible level of the stereo makes you go deaf after 15 minutes. Followed by intense pain. Followed by death. (That goes out to you Portal people.)

I wish I had a few more hours to relax.

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

granted, I wish Everything bad happened to me. Yes I am gonna be EMO too

[Hasharin]

everything bad happens to you. You drop out of school and work at mcdonalds forever, your friends get you hooked on drugs and they hurt you lots, your parents beat you, you get STD's and a kid whom you are unable to support, you have a lifewtime addiction to heroin, alcohol and crack because of your friends, and you are unsatisfied with yourself.

I wish your mom was the crack spider's bitch (see Spiders on Drugs on youtube).

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you run out of crack. Speaking of crack, look for Stick Figures on Crack on YouTube.

I wish for Half-Life 2: Episode 3.

//Xerabyte

[Galiant]

Granted but it was a remake of Dora the explorer

I wish for anime

[masterofhobbiton]

Just to thwart you, your country's government passes a nationwide ban on anime and you are arrested for trying to smuggle it into the country.

I wish I could speak chinese.

[Yoda]

Granted, but it's a long outdated dialect.

I wish I was happier.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but your happiness causes everyone to dislike you and your new optimism.

I wish it wasn't so rainy outside...just cloudy. :(

//Xerabyte

[Anoiktos]

Granted, but regrettably now that it never rains, everything on earth dies and it becomes a venusian wasteland in which all potentially life-giving elements are stuck in the atmosphere along with lots of acid.

<cough>

I wish for my wish to have been expended without any effect.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. But you expload. Cause i say so.


I wish i could make Anoiktos expload.

[BludSyko]

Granted. Anoiktos has loaded more exp. onto his character. Now he is level (ah hell, where's the infinity key...) sideways-8. (It's spelled explode, not expload.) ;)

I wish I can get time off from work, even though I'm past the deadline for requests.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but now you died of the blast

I wish I was Admin of warboards

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the entire site dies in your hands.

Ahem. You skipped my question....

I wish I can get time off from work, even though I'm past the deadline for requests.

[Faiien]

done but then you get fired. your welcome

i wish i had an oscar meyers wiener

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's old, mushy, and gross.

I wish my postcount would remain at 1,337.

//Xerabyte

[masterofhobbiton]

Um, too late, you corrupted it yourself.

I wish they would have a cinematic in SC2 that's a huge enormous battle with all 3 races and lots of awesome action.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it overheats your processor, melting it in the process.

I wish Half-Life 2: Episode 3 was out...

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but it sucks

I wish i had an unwishable wishable wish

[BludSyko]

Granted. A perfectly wishable wish is locked inside this box. All you have to do is open the box, but if you break/damage it, or try to open the lock, it will be voided. Good luck!

I wish I had a new bed.

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, you find yourself in a manwich, between Billy Blanks and Richard Simmons. Your hands are tied down. Enjoy.

I wish I had a new pair of supersonic rollerblades.

[Zerg_eater]

granted...but you get run over by a car
I wish my head didn't hurt

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but you now have the head of an elephant

i wish I didn't have to go to class

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you're already in class, and it's your worst subject, philosophy and psychology!

I wish Steam Friends would work right. (Seriously, is anyone else getting crappy drops and horrible connections?)

//Xerabyte

[bobboy]

Yeah, well you then figure out you have no friends *eyedroptear*, or.. well no one uses it anyway.

I wish i would stop actually tasting individual tastes from things such as sodas after i learn the ingredients. (I keep tasting pear in Coca-Cola).

[GroG]

Granted, everything tastes like armpit sweat to you now, no matter the ingredients.

I wish Darkwing Duck was still on T.V.

[Sirion]

granted, he's on the asian channel. In asian.

I wish I had a hot girlfriend.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but she turns out to be a trans-sexual gay man-murderer

I wish i own you all :D

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but your horribly mean and ignorant posts (see above) force us to revolt against you and unseat you from your "power".

I wish my desktop was a little cleaner...

//Xerabyte

[GroG]

Granted. Your hard-drive somehow gets erased and you no longer have a desktop!

I wish my hair stayed the same so I don't have to waste time with haircuts.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but your hair turns gray.

I wish I had a better processor and video card.

//Xerabyte

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, but a few moments later they disappear... :)

I wish I had SC 2 and Portal... :(

[BludSyko]

Granted, but they are glitchy as hell.

I wish I could call in sick for work tonight (and not get fired).

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, you can call sick 'cause you are sick...
...and it's cancer.

I wish I could post more often.

[Zerg_eater]

EDIT:posted a minute after me
Granted, but all you posts are spam.
I wish my friend wasn't a racist and im happy no matter what happens

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted but i pwn you both :D

I wish i could mod ;(

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted. You could mod when you're dead.

I wish I had a new girlfriend. I broke up with my ex-girlfriend last week :(

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but she has a severe criminal record and you can barely talk to her because she's in prison all the time.

I wish people would stop corrupting people's wishes by saying, "granted, but I pwn you."

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but I pwn you. Hahahahahahaha!!!

I wish I had a lemonade right now and it's not pee, nor nothing undrinkable or just gross.

[ZeratulStukov]

F***ING Double-Post :mad: :mad:

Granted, but a spaceship crashes on you :D

I wish SWTC was ready :(

[GroG]

Granted. Shrubs With Teeth and Claws are now ready in your front lawn.

I wish food cooked itself on my command.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it overcooks on your command.

I wish I had a better computer, or at least a few gigs of RAM and a fresh video card.

//Xerabyte

[SHISHKABOB]

Granted, but you are a poor bastard and cannot pay the electric bill.

I wish that my every wish in the world was corrupted.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but your every wish was a wish for something good.

I wish I knew what Shishka's countdown was. (UTIII?)

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, but it gets higher due to wish phailure


I wish i was ornage

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you are nothing, for ornage doesn't correspond to an object, symbol, or idea.

I wish it wasn't 12:30AM.

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

Granted its 12:31AM, but since there was a free give away in the nearest best buy store that gives away everything for free until 12:30, you missed it, and I got everything. Boohoo


I wish i was purpl3

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted, but you are nothing, for purpl3 doesnt correspond to a object, symbol, or idea.

I wish Zerg_eater knew how to spell.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but his vocabulary is limited to lame 13375p34k words.

I wish for a new video card.

//Xerabyte

[SHISHKABOB]

Granted, but you are a poor bastard and cannot afford it.

I wish for 2 dollars.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you only have one dollar due to taxes.

I wish it was raining outside.

//Xerabyte

[GroG]

Granted - but the raining never stops. Soon the floods begin, and the next thing you know people in the news are calling your town the present day Atlantis. That is, until you can no longer watch the news because you die a horrible, horrible death.

I wish I wasn't so poor so I could buy my family decent Christmas presents this year.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Your wish will not be corrupted. I have sympathy for you. :)

I wish this download would hurry up...

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but your computer blows up


I wish I had Cheese


PURPL3

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the cheese is all moldy and gross.

I wish I had a 2 GB USB Key.

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, but you get the BSOD cause of it

I WISH MY NAME WAS RETAE_GREZ

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, but a group of 100 alien gangsters are looking for RETAE_GREZ who stole their cash and they will find and kill you :)

I wish to meet FlameTrooper in person (really :))

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but he thinks you're the most "piddly little bastard" he's ever met in his life and leaves you out on the cold, wet street. Anyone who gets that reference (the one in quotes) gets a rep.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

No idea; Google is not my friend today.

(No wish to corrupt!!!)

I wish DocZetta didn't forget to make a wish. :(

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, he edited his post and wished for you to pay him 10000000 USD and no one corrupted it.

I wish I knew how to make my signature image display here. :/

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted. You go to the User CP, under signature, and oops, no option.

I wish TF2 didn't take so long to load.

//Xerabyte

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but because of it, it gets NES-like graphics and it sucks.

I wish the DocZetta's avvy wasn't so orange (although it's my favorite color).

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's now red, and gets burned into your computer screen.

I wish my glasses weren't so dirty.

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

granted, its too clean for you that you go blind.
I wish DZ would stop adding //Xerabyte to every part of his post and just put it on his sig

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but then you stop harassing me about it and I just keep tacking it on. Please read the bold part of my sig, by the way.

I wish Zerg_Eater would eat Protoss instead.

//Xerabyte

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but now Z_E gets psionic abilities from the Protoss diet, and he blows your head.

I wish I had a pony (again...)

[BludSyko]

Granted. You now have long hair tied behind your head in a scrunchy.

I wish I met God.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but, uh, you're dead; you only met Him in passing. He was coming back from the bathroom and you were being lead down to hell. :D

I wish I had a job at blizzard.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's janitorial, and everyone knows that people at Blizzard are total slobs.

I wish I had a few more Portal maps.

//Xerabyte

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but i pwn you :D :D :D :D

I wish I was MoH

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but your uber-1337 MoH-ness causes your swelled head to explode in a fiery flash of immaturity.

I wish I didn't have to leave in a few minutes.

//Xerabyte

[VigilanteV]

granted, you have seconds.

I wish i had a wealth buisness that constructed and designed buildings, but secertly i was using it to fund a massive robotic army that i would use to take over the WORLD!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! IT"S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!!!! YOU WILL ALL PAY ALL OF YOU!!!!!

anyway, make it happen.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but i pwn you and your robots

I wish DoctorZettabyte would die and this wish was uncorruptable :)

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but I am cryogenically frozen, and revived decades after your wish is granted. I seek you out and kill you, old man.

I wish people would come up with better wish corruptions than just the stupid old "granted, but i pwn you" crap.

//Xerabyte

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, they all get fed up and leave this topic and nobody ever answers your posts at all.

I wish I had an enormous, never ending box of nerds (the candy, not the people).

(It'd be funny if I had one with the people too though.)

[ZeratulStukov]

Granted, but a gangster steals the box from you :D

I wish I was a modder

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but theyr change your password and you can't get in.

I wish I could live underwater like a dolphin...

[pytum]

granted, but now you are hunted by the japanese and you serve as food

i wish i had a perfect ps3 with gta 4 in my bed

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but the police arrest you for theft.

I wish my cousin could eat me alive

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but he gets a bellyache.

I wish people wouldn't care about the score in Halo 3. Example: I just beat my friends, 85 to 53. And my friends weren't on the same team. I don't own H3, either.

//Xerabyte

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but they never care about you, too.

I wish I could eat Z_E.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but he doesn't taste too good.

I wish the eco-system was fixed and would never break.

//Xerabyte

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted. But you die. and by some weird twist of fate the eco-system is linked to you and it collapses the second you die.

I wish i didn't have to pee right now

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you just get a kidney stone. :{

I wish my hands were on fire

[pytum]

granted, now god replaced your full blender for an empty girly blender, imagine whats next...

(nice zerg_eater...)

granted, i dont do nothing to stop you

i wish i had a time machine

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it only goes 1 second into the past.

I wish I knew the meaning of everything.

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you go insane and blow up

I wish I was emo and killed myself

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but nobody comes to your funeral. How sad.

I wish paper wasn't made from trees, but a more eco-friendly substance.

//Xerabyte

[pytum]

granted, now all paper is made of crap, shit, manure, etc

i wish i had the strength of 1000 healthy men

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but when you get sick, you get 1000 times more sick


I wish people really DIDN't GO TO MY FUNERAL

[BludSyko]

Granted. Everyone on Earth dies, and thus, no one went to your funeral.

Since your wish effectively killed everyone, God has condemned you to hell and you are tortured and sadomised by Satan for all eternity.

I wish I was Satan. (Oh, wait a second...)

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, but everyone hates you

I wish BludSyko did not talk about the devil

[GroG]

Granted, you go blind and can't read what BludSyko posts anymore.

I wish I just got A's on all my tests until I graduate.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you are the official nerd. Congratulations! You have no girlfriend!

I wish I could actually bring up the courage to ask a girl out

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you ask an old lady out. Have fun with that!
(But seriously, aren't you a little young for that? Wait until high school. It won't kill ya.)

I wish my USB key had more space on it.

//Xerabyte

[pytum]

granted, now it stores 5 zettabytes of memory but it takes the form of a dildo and all the chicks in your school desires it

i wish i had a better playstation2 controller

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but its broken

I wish for a ps 3
(But seriously, aren't you a little young for that? Wait until high school. It won't kill ya.)
//Xerabyte

My cousin wants me to have a girlfriend before 8th grade :P

[BludSyko]

Granted, all you have to do is assemble it. Think of it as a puzzle -- that you need super-glue, tape, a screwdriver, a hammer, and pliers to complete.

I wish I could talk about the devil.

[pytum]

granted, now god excommunicates you

i wish i could have jenna jameson like my escort

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, she likes your escort, but hates your guts.

I wish I had some more rep.

//Xerabyte

[pytum]

granted, now you have 150 points of negative rep

i wish i had a master key to open all kinds of doors or keyholes

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but now all of the doors on earth are locked from the other side of where you are.

I wish it wasn't Monday.

//Xerabyte

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, it's your funeral's day. And I won't go.

I wish the Assasinate deals the damage it says in the tooltip.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the damage in the tooltip now reads zero.

I wish I wasn't so bogged down with work and stress.

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you just get fired

I wish I had a :P

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but your :P gets you banned.

I wish first party developers would put out products that really are worth $50, or $60. Hell, a product worth its price tag is a once in a lifetime shot right now.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted, but they're knock-offs.

I wish I was ruler of the world!

[GroG]

Granted, but eventually you get tired of people using your body to measure everything.

I wish I just spaced out for my work days.

[BludSyko]

Granted. You gain 3,000 pounds every work day.

I wish I had an exploding watermelon.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, you have a sudden outbreak of disease, cancer, etc. You don't have to go to work or worry about anything anymore, doctors will take care of you.

I wish I had gone for regular chem instead of chem honors.





EDIT: aw, man, bludsyko posted just before me...

Okay, ignore the above.

Granted, you find an exploding melon for sale and order it online, but upon arrival you find it had exploded prematurely during shipping.

I wish I had gone for regular chem instead of chem honors.

[TheDarkestShado]

Granted. You need to make a chemical to save the world, but, since you didn't take Honors chem, you accidently confuse water with a clear acid and blow up the entire Coninent of Europe.

I wish I was a protoss, about Artanis' age, on Earth, and I could use my psionic abilities to make people think I'm human.

[pytum]

granted, but you are allergic to pollution and your power doenst work.

i wish i had kingdom hearts 3

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but Kingdom Hearts Three is even more kid-oriented. How fun.

I wish it was 4 AM next Monday.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. It's 4 a.m. next Monday. In China. Do you speak Chinese?

I wish I had a (legal) Uzi.

[pytum]

granted, now your little cousins have something funner than wii, yeah lets play to robocop!, holy sh%t

i wish i had a 80gb-ipod

[masterofhobbiton]

granted, now you have an image file of an ipod that takes up 80gb.

I wish AgNO3 didn't stain.

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, it's corrosive... it eats!

I wish we did more explosions in chem (that word doesn't look right...)

[Hasharin]

you do. you guys test a nuke. BOOM.

I wish i knew wtf i was getting in Drafting :shiftyr:

[UMSLdragon]

Granted... you don't like what you see

I wish phosphorus was a house-hold product :P

[Hasharin]

it is...now everyone dies. :lame:

[pytum]

granted, but there isnt a wish

i wish i had 50 fake dollars

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you use it and get caught.

I wish i was a bad boy

[pytum]

granted, now you are in jail

i wish i had the power to control women

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but only ugly women

I wish my finger was unjammed.

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, now you're fingerless... those poor girls

I wish WB wouldn't stop working at times...

[BludSyko]

Granted. Now it will only work at times.

I wish I had an iPhone.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, one with one byte of memory

I wish my friend stopped acting like an idiot.

[GroG]

Granted, he becomes an idiot, permanently.


I wish video games only cost $10 per game.

[pytum]

granted, now cd's are made of paper

i wish i had a big,single,tasty uncorruptable wish

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but I steal it from you.

I wish I could use that wish.

[pytum]

granted, but it is so perfect that you even say it

i wish i had a car that uses only water

[masterofhobbiton]

Huh, it was granted all on its own, but you're only allowed one wish, and oops, you just used it.

I wish I could pause life and still interact with the world normally as everyone else was paused.

[BludSyko]

Granted, but you can't unpause it, and you live out the rest of your life surrounded by others, yet completely alone. Ah, irony.

I wish I had a $100 in one-dollar bills.

[Hasharin]

you fail. :P

I wish the Zerg were announced for StarCraft 2, and that they are completely amazing :D

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you never get to play as them

I wish i had 6000+ posts

[BrotherGreen]

Granted, but your banned for life for spamming: Aj's mom is a [enter nasty phrase here] 4000 times.

I wish I didnt eat that Mcdonalds..

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you ate that burger king

I wish i ate a mcdonalds

[Hasharin]

you die.

i wish for pie.

[BludSyko]

Granted. Here you go: 3.14. :D

I wish Hasharin would explain how "you fail" is a sufficient corruption for my wish...

Seriously.

[pytum]

granted, now he receives massive +rep and he owns you

i wish i had a clone of some of my friends (female)

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but the clones and the real ones end up finding out that since they have so much in common with eachother, they really don't need you as a friend anymore and they ditch you.

I wish I could UV map.

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, but it's only for 5 seconds. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Now you can't.

I wish I had TPBM.

[Hasharin]

ewww, what do you want me for??? A slave? Granted, you get me, but I kill you.:D


I wish that I will be able to take the 8-9 courses i want in Grade 12 :concern:

[GroG]

Granted, but you fail each course and have to re-take year 12.

I wish I had an airship.