Corrupt a Wish!

[Kawagata]

Granted but insomnia strikes

I wish for a better president for US

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but the better president was shot in the head 5 times after he won the elections.

well... if nobody grants my wish, i repost it...

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything....

[WarInSerbia]

Damn it you just bought yourself a uncoruptable wish,what you actualy wished is this:
I wish that this thread dies
Granted but its revived by ME!

I wish that game spoilers like ZerathulStukov get banned.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, ZerathulStukov is banned and i own you

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything....

[apostolos]

Granted,but you die from old age,granpa.

I wish Game spoilers were banned from the world.

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but some are hiding and they kill you

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything....

[apostolos]

Granted,but you kill your familly with it and you comit sucide.

I wish ZeratulStukov didn't hate ban

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, now i hate and pwn you

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide

[DoctorZettabyte]

ZeratulStukov, enough of this madness. We're sick of all this crap, change your wish or don't play the game. You're ruining it.

I wish that ZeratulStukov would actually change his entire wish, not just edit the current one.

-DocTera

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but i kill you

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide

edit: if nobody grants it, i will continue to copy it...

[apostolos]

Granted,but they become obsolete by lightsaber launcherz.

I wish TPAM would STFU

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but he can still make hand signals.

I wish that it would never be sunny again.

-DocTera

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but you die

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide

[DoctorZettabyte]

ZeratulStukov, cut the crap.

-DocTera

[Sento]

seriously, it's gettin annoyin ZS.. anyway..

Granted, you get a paper with the following: bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide

I wish ZeratulStukov would stop posting the same wish and editing it

[DoctorZettabyte]

We've been over this. Granted, and not corrupted.
Thus ends the thread. :)

I wish that I could beat this particular mission on LotR: Battle for Middle-Earth.

-DocTera

[Zerg_eater]

granted, then you get a power failure....for three years....


I wish my name was doctorZettabyte

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but then I reclaim it.

I wish that UT was a mandatory killer-app for all PC's (and macs, too)

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the awesomeness of UT causes all computers to malfunction.

I wish I had a screwdiver right now...

[Zerg_eater]

granted...but no screw! HA!


I wish I that I wasn't done with homework

[BludSyko]

Granted, now you have to re-write an entire 100-page thesus on your major of choice.

I wish I didn't have to do a speech for English class tomorrow.

[Sento]

granted, you have to do it right now.. with no paper or rehearsel

I wish i had something better to do

[BludSyko]

Granted. You must now clean out the bed pans at the hospital.

I wish my annoying bird would just die.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's last great chirp rings in your ears forever.

I wish time slowed down when you have fun.

-DocTera

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, It slows down to a stop, and you can't even realise that you are having fun, because the neurons in your brain aren't firing.

[DoctorZettabyte]

I wish that Mr. Bad made a wish.

-DocTera

[Sento]

granted, the wish pwns you and you die

I wish i could be pwned by a noob

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted. The noob is ugly, too.

I wish for Orange. Right now.

-Doctera

[Sento]

granted.. you get orange.. whatever the hell that is.. and it pwns you?

I wish i knew what Orange was

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the knowledge (http://www.half-life2.com) is too much.

I wish Sento's corruption wasn't so bad for my last wish. :P

-DocTera

[RavenCrusade]

Granted, However, he uses it on this wish, not the last one.

I Wish I Had Never Experienced The ZeratulStukov Terror D:

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, you experienced my fist in your face... have a nice day :D

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the internal mechanism malfunctions and anhiliates the gun.

I honestly wish that ZeratulStukov would come up with a new wish.

-DocTera

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but i kill you and keep doing that... :P

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide and nothing bad would happen to the bfg.

[BludSyko]

I'm ignoring ZS's wishes until he comes up with a new one.

I honestly wish that ZeratulStukov would come up with a new wish.

Granted. He wishes for your sexy bod'.

I wish I had the largest diamond in the world.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but scientists simply forge a bigger one.

I wish for and entry in the Tournament (http://www.unrealtournament.com)

-DocTera

[ZeratulStukov]

granted, but you were pwned before you could make a team...

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide and nothing bad would happen to the bfg.

[Zerg_eater]

Granted, you just dissappear like nothing every happened... seriously this is getting gay!


I wish you ZS would stop the wish chain! (no another spammer taking my steps :( )

[ZeratulStukov]

granted but you die....

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide and nothing bad would happen to the bfg and it would not dissapear.

[DoctorZettabyte]

I will not answer such a wish. Seriously, ZS, this fooling around has got to stop. You will never find a way to close all the gaps.

I wish for a new watch.

-DocTera

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but it broke... sorry dude...

I wish for wisdom.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's wisdom from 500 BC.

I wish for a better install program in the Unreal Anthology.

-DocTera

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you have a slow computer


I wish ZS was unbanned

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but he never posts again.

I wish there weren't any words to this song I'm listening to. (Serene from UT2K4's CPB2)

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted. There are no more words to the song, nor is there anything else in the song. You are now listening to static.

I wish I had a new computer.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but it was 200 years old...and its 2200...

i wish you are an idiot!

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but I absorb any true information that was given to me.

I wish I knew how to work FF's bots.

-DocTera

[Galiant]

Granted but it deletes all your files

I wish I was a fish

Hey! That rhymes!

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted. It eats you


I wish i had WoW

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but nobody plays anymore. (True story...numbers have been slipping by he thousands each month...they're down by two million since January.)

I wish saturday lasted for 48 hours, not 24.

-DocTera

[apostolos]

Granted,but all other days last 72.

I wish I ate crap

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but it tasted good and it had addictive properties. Now you're hooked.

I wish... I wish... I wish I could wish...

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but none of them are granted.

I wish for a never-ending cloud cover.

-DocTera

[Sento]

granted, because of the lack of sun, you die. the end. period.

I wish i could draw an uber dragon that could pwn all other works of art

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but then Photoshop and 3d modelers show up and make a much better dragon.

I wish Gears of War was a little less buggy and more attentive to noobs.

-DocTera

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but then its not fun to play cause it's so easy.

I wish Zetta would shut up

[DoctorZettabyte]

I wish Mr. Bad made a wish.

-DocTera

[Mr.Bad]

Wish Granted, It is now there.

I wish that Zetta would have answered my wish instead of spreading lies.

Note: disregard the edit symbol on my previous post.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Lol...very witty, Mr. Bad.

Granted, but there was no wish there to begin with, so your current wish is null and void.

I wish for more time.

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted. You now have a new Timex watch.

I wish I had my own forum.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

granted but its where all the spammers and trolls go and you die from a spam overdose.
"So coroner whats the cause of death?"
"An overdose of spam."
"Is it.....m.....murder?"
"Quite possibly."



I wish i killed you by overdose of spam

[Galiant]

Granted but I haunt the very single second of your pitiful life!

I wish I lived in a HArem kind of world

[apostolos]

Granted but you die.

I wish for a wish

[Galiant]

Granted but it was not granted

I wish I lived in a HArem kind of world and it was uncorrubtible, incorruptibe and other sorts of corruptibles and It didnt have any side effects

[apostolos]

Granted.It's not Corrupted.Destroyed :P

I wish my wish isn't destroyed or corrupted.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but then you turn into another ZeratulStukov and get banned.

I wish for every Source engine game.

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted, but then you turn into another ZeratulStukov

Pwned :D

Granted. You can now play the game, Find the Source of the Problem in my Car's Engine, the best old-skool game around.

I wish there was something entertaining on TV right now.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's C-SPAN, and leaves you drooling by the end of its broadcast.

I wish that Gears of UnrealTournament would hurry up and be finished.

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted, but it is very glitchy and impossible to play without getting suicidal.

I wish I could warp thru time.

[Galiant]

Granted but you cannot return to your own time

I wish I died and went to hell

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but you soon found out there was no anime.

I wish I got a job offer from blizzard.

[apostolos]

Granted.You work as toilet cleaner.

I wish I was toilet

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you are forever clogged and never get cleaned.

I wish it was still saturday.

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted; it is now 6 days later and you missed every single deadline for school/work, and now you must pay dire consequences. (You're fired and must go to summer school.)

I wish I had more games for my Wii.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but they're all really really crappy and badly ported from other systems.

I wish I could stop and start time and still play video games while it was stopped. :D

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the manipulation of time causes your body to age rapidly, and you die within 10 minutes.

I wish I could create the most awesome game that ever existed and will ever exist.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but nobody plays it and you hate it, so there is no profit.

I wish that it was October 7, 2007.

-DocTera

[apostolos]

Granted,but the protoss invade and kill you along with t3h earth.

I wish I was a fartgas

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you are so stinky that everyone hates you, and are therefore killed by T3H F3BRE3Z.

I wish I didn't have these important auditions tommorow.

-DocTera

[MajorSonnwaitts]

Granted, now you don't have auditions so you won't have them.

I wish I had an asskicking man-eating not-pink and not girly pony.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted. It eats you.

I wish I didn't have any math homework.

[Sento]

granted, you have science homework

I wish i pwned myslef at pwning noobs

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you turn into a noob and pwn yourself.

I wish for sharpies of all colors and sizes!

-DocTera

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, you are crushed by an extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra large black sharpie.

I wish I didn't have any homework at all. -__-

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you fail your classes and are held back a year.

I wish that time moved a lot faster.

-DocTera

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you die faster.

I wish that time move slower

[Gunmonk]

Granted but in some crazed episode I kill you in the process.


I wish I could finally figure out what the hell I was doing with this girl

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted...you find out you're suing her (I coulda said much worse there, but I'm trying to keep it clean. :))

I wish I could find some MJ tunes on the 'net. (Although...Thriller is really good.)

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the music brain-washes you into becoming another Michael Jackson....

I wish I had the power of invulnerability.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted. You get cancer and are unable to remove it because your skin and the cancer itself are invulnerable. Though you cannot be harmed, botched cell division marrs your body and makes your enhanced life miserable. :)

I wish I could work normally without having to get any sleep.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, your an ugly bitch now


I wish I wasnt hot

[BludSyko]

Granted. You are now encased within a giant block of ice.

I wish I lived in Cali.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the people there frame you for horrible crimes. You are convicted and sent to prison.

I wish for Duke Nukem 3d.

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted; I'll give you my copy. It's broken, though.

I wish I had a tattoo.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it's a tatoo of a daisy, prominently displayed on your forehead in a vibrant yellow.

I wish for the rest of "A series of Unfortunate Events"

-DocTera

[Gunmonk]

Yeah but then Jack Bauer would be caught in an endless loop of a show called 48 and people get mad and kill you.


I wish I had a rabbid pitbull that was secretly a timebong err.... bomb

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, and it blows up in your face with an earth-shattering explosion.

But srsly, Jack Bauer? How does that relate to my wish?

Anyway, I wish for a pill that never let you sleep.

-DocTera

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you still look ugly


I wish I was a gay idiot

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but people take no pity on you.

I wish that this copy of Baldur's Gate worked...

-DocTera

Oh, there we go.

[zeratulstukov2]

granted but i own you

i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide

[apostolos]

Granted,but it's boring for guys(bfg)that are over 9 years old.

I wish Zeratulsukov2 was banned forever from wb cuz he has dbl account.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Wish granted, and uncorrupted. You win!

/thread.

-DocTera

Oh, I wish it was friday.

[BludSyko]

Granted. It is now Friday, sometime in 2107. I think you've been dead for a while now....

I wish I had super hacker skills so I can hack into the government database, undetected.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you confess


I wish I could tell ZeratulStukov things.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but he hates everyone on the boards here, and never responds. (He was banned, you know, but he made a new acct. here. Banned again promptly, I might add.)

I wish that Disciples II Gold would copy correctly.

-DocTera

[Gunmonk]

granted ut its a super sharp disk and it slits your wrists and cuts your throat and...... you die.

I wish I was chuck norris

[Mr.Bad]

Granted

You become Chuck Norris, but then people realize who GunMonk really is and decide they don't like Mr. Norris anymore.

I wish I had Starcraft 2

[BludSyko]

Granted. You receive the unfinished and horribly imba first issue of SC2!

I wish I was a crime fighting, ass-kicking ninja turtle!

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you get eaten by a shark.

I wish that my horrible unbalanced first issue of SC2 was balanced.

[Gunmonk]

granted you blow yourself up



I wish you were a leperchaun

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you get stepped on

I wish people actually post real corrupts rather than "I wish I could fly". "granted, but you die"

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you die.

I wish I knew what a "Death Note" was.

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Hehehe, funny.

Granted. You just learned useless knowledge that does absolutely nothing but crowd your memory.

I wish I was unpwnable.

[apostolos]

Granted but you get owned,not pwned.

I wish I Owned

[BludSyko]

Granted. You now own a brand new pencil!

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it costs four grand a month.

I wish for a high-quality hovercraft.

-DocTera

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but you have to wait for a few centuries for whoever you preordered it from to deliver it because it hasn't been invented yet.

I wish that I didn't have to walk to school.

[Gunmonk]

granted you ride there in a herse

I wish I were mortal

[Mr.Bad]

You already are, no need to grant, you lose.
lol

I wish I was Immortal

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you acquire Achille's Heel and are stabbed in it.

I wish for a computer that could run Doom IV.

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the CD drive is broken.

I wish I could have 4 hands. o.O

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the first two fall off.

I wish for MEATY MEAT!

-DocTera

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you become a vegetarian, and don't eat it.

I wish I was rich.

[InfinityComplex]

Granted, but all the taxes strip you of your cash.

I wish that I was fit enough to attempt a wall run.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you do a face plant halfway through.

I wish that DooM would have updated graphics.

-DocTera

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, it becomes real, and you die.

I wish that SC2 was already out.

[Galiant]

granted it was full of bugs and crashes often

I wish for WW3 and I was the one who caused it

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you are killed (very painfully) for war crimes.

I wish for a metal suit that doesn't rust!

-DocTera

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but it doesn't have joints and you can't get out of it, so you can't move, and you die.

I wish for a metal suit that did have joints.

[Galiant]

Granted but it rusted now you cant move because of the rust

I wish SC2 wasnt real

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, But everyone kills you for making such a horrible wish

I wish that galiant didn't wish that SC2 wasn't real

[Zerg_eater]

granted, he wishes for Diablo 3 instead


I wish I was murdered

[pytum]

granted, no objection :P instead of you, bush was murdered

i wish that i can wish the wishes that i wish to say to wish

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the wish is nullified by godly powers.

I wish that burning eight CD's didn't take so long.

-DocTera

[pytum]

granted, but the FBI will catch you

i wish that the dogs can talk

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but now you know the truth that dogs are planning to kill you


I wish zerg taste like chocolate

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but Zerg Poop tastes like chocolate.

I wish it was my next birthday.

-DocTera

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but now it goes on and on...congratulations on your 100+ Bday


I wish I was a game engine guru

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you have to go through an incredibly long, grueling training marathon which involves reading tiny text on a computer screen and ancient manuscripts from 1998. This kills you (via exhaustion), and you are buried with the epitaph of "Almost 1337".

I wish that my explanation wasn't so long, or that Zerg_Eater tells it like it is more often.

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted. All your responses end with "Granted, but you get pwned" and you are hated more than Zeratul_stukov.

I wish I can speak Spanish.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you live in the darkest slums of Mexico.

I wish I had an XBox 360 and I was at the midnight launch of Halo 3.

-DocTera

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but you fell asleep and they ran out of games...

I wish I a ninja throwing star

[pytum]

granted, but you will get your arms cut off

i wish that i am a rock star with a lot of money

[BludSyko]

Granted. Unfortunately, chicks still won't go near you.

I wish I am an expert artist.

[pytum]

granted, but now you are gay

i wish i have a supersonic vehicle

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but you can't go in it.

I wish I owned HIM's new cd.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but he marries HER and makes a sucky band.

I wish Halo 1 got a tribute on bungie.net.

-DocTera

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but now everyone ignores you because of it


I wish everyone hated me and wanted to kill me

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, you die

I wish that HIM hadn't married HER. lol

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but their bands still combine to form "IT".

I wish that Orange wasn't so expensive...

-DocTera

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, it's cheap as dirt, because it is dirt.

I wish that Zettabyte would stop countering my attempts to deflect his corruptions of HIM.

[BludSyko]

Granted. I corrupt HIM by turning HIM into HER :D

I wish I had an Xbox 360.

[Mr.Bad]

NO! I hate you. Wish not granted

I wish Bludsyko couldn't wish anymore.

[masterofhobbiton]

Alright, now he doesn't have to wish, reality distorts to meet his every whim. :D

I wish Starcraft 2 still had vultures.

[Mr.Bad]

Wish granted. Literally, vultures. They fly around and eat dead bodies.

I wish that Starcraft 2's mothership still had the black hole.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it comes online when the unit is created, destroying it.

I wish you people would care that I had a conversation with Mark Rein (yes, Epic Games' Mark Rein!)

-DocTera

[Gunmonk]

Awe now isnt that special now bug off before I eat and kill a baby seal(s)

I wish Crazy Old Man was on WB

[pytum]

granted, but now crazyoldman is banned

i wish i am superman

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but your poor grammar makes you talk like a caveman, so the people shun you.

I wish pytum would explain why he has a horrendously outdated zergling picture as his avatar.

-DocTera

[BludSyko]

Granted. You and he will now waste 2 minutes of your lives over pointless, trivial things.

I wish I could wish again. :(

[Mr.Bad]

Granted but you wish for your death

I wish that I could wish again as well

[BludSyko]

Granted. You wish that you can no longer make wishes. o.O

I wish I had a Lamborghini.

[Mr.Bad]

Granted, but it's haunted

Unfortunately, I can no longer wish...

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted! You can now wish!

I wish Mr. Bad didn't try to destroy the thread.

-DocTera

[Galiant]

Granted, but he destroyed you

I wish I am Hentai

[pytum]

granted,but now you become a porn star in japan and you will get boob implants with a lil bit of uranium

i wish that anime fans could talk about other things instead of only anime

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but they all "asplode" from not being able to talk at all.

I wish I could go to bed. Oh, wait. There it is. Thread over. I win. I'm going to bed. Now.

-DocTera

[UMSLdragon]

Granted, but it fell through and your head board bashed your face in

I wish I a bucket...

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but your grammar degenerates into sheer nothingness.

I wish I didn't have this meeting to go to at 4:30...

-DocTera

[pytum]

granted, but you will get owned by some niggers when you exit your house to go to that meeting

i wish that starcraft3 could be invented

[GroG]

Granted, but you get beat to death tomorrow when a group of Black Panther members browse this forum, find out you call people "niggers", and hire Xer0_c00L to hack into WB and find out your identity so they can carry out their dastardy deed.

I wish I found a magic lamp with a genie inside.

[BludSyko]

Granted. You get your own (even horny!) Jeannie! Oh shit, it's a dude.... *.*

I wish I had PowerPoint on my computer.

[pytum]

granted, but now your monitor doesnt work

i wish that warboards remains till the year of 2050

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the owner dies 40 years before and so the whole site will be spammed to hell by wannabe-losers.

I wish I had a Dew right now.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, you get a 2 oz. bottle of morning dew.

I wish UT 2K4 didn't run so slowly on my machine...

-DocTera

[masterofhobbiton]

Hmm, too easy. Now it doesn't run at all.

I wish I knew everything about chem honors so I wouldn't have to study.

[BludSyko]

Granted, but you miss your exam(s).

I wish my dad was less of an ass.

[Sento]

granted, he's more of a dick

I wish i had Halo 3

[BludSyko]

Granted, but now you have no console to play it on.

I wish I didn't have to take a social studies class =/

[Sento]

granted, you have to take a history class

I wish i wish i was a fish!

[BludSyko]

Granted, you are a fish... out of water... covered in salt.

FYI: History is a social studies class (and I was alluding to my AP U.S. History class that I hate).

Care to take another whack at it?

[Sento]

alright.. since social studies was not required to get through school.. but is a requirement for nearly every worthwhile job.. you'l be saying this for the rest of your life: Do you want fries with that?

I wish i was right when i said 1 + 1 = one on a bun

[pytum]

granted, now stephen hawkings will send some killers to your house to "play" with their guns

i wish the world was flat

[masterofhobbiton]

granted, it's entirely infinitely flat, including the atmosphere and the biosphere and everything. We all cease to exist when our atoms are smashed out of the third dimension and we are pressed down along with air and buildings and things to the point of 2 dimensionality.

I wish I could enter the 4th dimension and go through 3 dimensional objects like in a klein bottle.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you don't exist.

I wish Halo 3 on Legendary wasn't so easy.

//Xerabyte

[UMSLdragon]

granted, but you broke your thumbs...

I wish I had a system to play cool games on...

[BludSyko]

Granted. You now have a computer! You know, the one you're using right now...

I wish the disk drives on both of my computers were fixed =/

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but only after a total reformat with no backups.

I wish I could think clearly.

//Xerabyte

[pytum]

granted, but now you cant talk

i wish i had one trizillion dollars

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but since the number doesn't exist, you fail. (Not a protogod "fail", "phail" or kitty-"fail" steal. I'm thinking about the p0rtal trailer.)

I wish it was overcast tomorrow.

//Xerabyte

[GroG]

Granted, but a strong northern wind blows the clouds away and reveal a giant hole in the ozone above your house.

I wish for an extremely easy, high paying job when I graduate in May.

[pytum]

granted, now you will work in a lame strip club for gays

i wish i was an atom

[Galiant]

Granted but you explode due to no reason

I wish I was a soldier who died for burritos

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the Tacos kill you.

I wish I was the sole ruler of the game room. Oh, wait...I win.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted.....

Wait for it... Wait for it......

MUTINY!!!

I wish I could put a bigger image in my sig.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but trying to upload a gigabyte of a picture really takes its toll on your PC, melting key components, like the RAM, processor, and video card.

I wish I could debate well enough for the IR.

//Xerabyte

[SHISHKABOB]

Granted, but everyone thinks you're an asshole.

I wish I had everysingle disease ever.

[Mr.Bad]

uhh, granted...but you die because of them, you just screwed your ownself over. I didn't have to corrupt your wish. Owned. YOU LOSE!

I wish I had a coke.

[apostolos]

Granted.you burp and you die.

I wish I had a better comp

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the processor melts due to an insufficient cooling system.

I wish UT2K4 ran at more than 30 FPS...

//Xerabyte

[GroG]

Granted, it runs at 300FPS. But unfortunately, your eyes can't process things that move that fast, so you see nothing but blurs of color on your monitor.

I wish good food wasn't so bad for you.

[SHISHKABOB]

Granted, but you suck.

Err, that one was for the other post, for you, granted, but you uh... slip and fall down stairs and break your neck.

I wish I had a monster that wanted to kill me.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you get eaten alive...starting with the parts that arent vital.


I wish I hated myself

[Gunmonk]

Granted but then you kill yourself out of spite.

I wish that you would wish not to wish for nones wish that wasnt really not mine but definitely not yours

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but you get sued for copyright infridgement.

I wish people would stop taking my wish ideas

[Galiant]

Granted. they now have your ideas first

I wish I was satan and everyone hated me

[Zerg_eater]

granted, you have eternal torcher in level 100....



i wish i have a bfg 9k and it would not hurt me and it would not be stolen and is exactly what i want it, the one from DOOM and nothing would happen to me and it would not explode and i would not be pwned or ownd by anyone and it i recieve it and it works great and its not a dream and it would not be stolen by anyone or anything and i would not kill anyone and not commit suicide and nothing bad would happen to the bfg and it would not dissapear

[BludSyko]

Granted, but the newly un-banned Zeratul_Stukov sees that you have continued his lame, repetative wish, falls in love with you, and stalks and harasses you 'til the end of your days.

I wish Zerg_eater would come up with a better avy =/

[GroG]

Granted, but you still skip over his inane posts.

I wish I had a spaceship that worked.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but it has a leak in the oxygen tanks.

I wish Unreal II wasn't so short.

//Xerabyte

[apostolos]

Granted,but it becomes full of crappy missions.

I wish I wished for world peace.

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted, but your wish isn't granted.

I wish I owned super smash bros brawl.

[Atillawurm]

Granted, but it doesn't work at all.

I wish that the killer wale in my bed sheets would stop shitting on the carpet when I stab my pillow on a Thursday.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the killer whale gains bowel control, so you stop stabbing your pillow.

I wish this fresh UT2K4 install worked...

//Xerabyte

[Atillawurm]

Granted but you catch fire and die after.
(thank you for granting my wish)

I wish people could understand my thought pattern.

[Zerg_eater]

granted, but all of life disappears

I wish for poo

[DoctorZettabyte]

Z_E, stop. You're just as bad as ZeratulStukov.

I wish these next two weeks won't be so stressful. :\

//Xerabyte

[Atillawurm]

Granted but the next 10 will be worse.

I wish for a new wish and not this smelly old one.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the new one gets old really fast.

I wish my router projected a better signal.

//Xerabyte

[Atillawurm]

granted the signal is only slightly better.

I wish that I was Jesus (pronounced Hey-Seuse)

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, no superpowers for you.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

//Xerabyte

[Atillawurm]

Granted you are now on the surface of the sun.

I wish I was Dead and Alive at the same time.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but being in limbo destroys your soul.

I wish Garry's mod 9 worked online...

//Xerabyte

[Atillawurm]

granted you internet crashes indefinably

I wish I could not go to bed.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you die from exhaustion.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

(DocZet sucks)(He didn't put down a wish)

I wish my name was unpronouncable.

[apostolos]

Granted,but when someone asks you your name,You cant pronounce it and all the others near you laugh at you.

I wish I had The Force

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted. You get The Force...Choke from Darth Vader himself.

//Xerabyte

[Zerg_eater]

Z_E, stop. You're just as bad as ZeratulStukov.

I wish these next two weeks won't be so stressful. :\

//Xerabyte
dude....I wished for poo...whats so worng about that

[BludSyko]

It's juvenile, much like reposting the same wish over and over.

(No wish... again)

I wish I had a silver electric guitar.

[DoctorZettabyte]

@ Z_E: ...poo? I could've sworn when I read that it was ZeratulStukov's dumbass post about outdated video game weaponry. All right then, this is all my bluff, I'll take the blame.

@ Thread: Granted, but the pyrotechnics at your concert melt it into goo. Very hot goo.

I wish my whole ordeal with Z_E didn't happen.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. The ordeal happened with ME! Now I'm p***ed off!!!!

I wish DocZetta disappeared forever!

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted. Who was that "DocZetta" guy? I was about to call him on identity theft...

I wish life wasn't so...weird all the time.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. Now it's gonna be freaky all the time. (Get out the KY!)

I wish I could go to California.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but you go to Death Valley with winter clothes on.

I wish I had Orange.

//Xerabyte

[masterofhobbiton]

Granted. Now you posses every single photon of orange light (the color orange, essentially) in existence and are blinded by the brilliance of your solid orange existence.

I wish blizzard would can the thor.

[Jimmy_the_saint]

Granted but since it seem that no-one wants it the can SC2 and blame it on you. welcome to hell. population: bastard like you.

I wish I had FEAR: extraction point

[apostolos]

Granted,but you crap your pants because your frightened.

I wish I did the cool Darth Vader trick on Zerg_Eater.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but he reverses it and your trachea is crushed in the process.

I wish for more time to do what I want.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. You now have all the time you need... in the afterlife. You will not be missed.

I wish I could reanimate and control the dead to do my bidding.

[GroG]

Granted, but unfortunately you can only control dead squirrels. Boy are they hungry.. for human nuts!

I wish that I never had to sleep and it didn't mess me up or kill me.

[BludSyko]

Granted. Now you must watch hours upon hours of the only thing that is on at night -- brain-washing infomercials.

I wish I had a magic sword.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but said sword is also cursed.

I wish for another 1,000 posts.

//Xerabyte

[GroG]

Granted, when you open your mailbox tomorrow, it's flooded with letters to join the navy!

I wish my pot pie wasn't frozen in the middle.

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, but the entire pie has been vaporized.

I wish I had free time.

//Xerabyte

[pytum]

granted, but it only lasts 30 seconds

i wish i had my own company

[DoctorZettabyte]

Granted, and it tanks miserably.

I wish CD's and DVD's never got scratched.

//Xerabyte

[BludSyko]

Granted. They are coated with titanium. Unfortunately, lasers can't pierce titanium, and the CD's weigh a ton.

I wish I had photoshop so I can edit my own avy/sig (better than I can right now).

[pytum]

granted, but a demon takes your body and a bishop kills you

i wish that pamela anderson visit my home

[BludSyko]

Granted. Unfortunately, this Pamela looks like Ugly Betty.

I wish I was an astronaut.