You KNOW when you've been playing too much Starcraft when...

[Holocaust]

You know you play too much StarCraft when...

· You call your house your "Nexus."
· You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.
· You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.
· You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.
· You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
· You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
· You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.
· You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
· Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
· Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
· You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
· Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.
· The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.
· You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
· You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
· You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
· Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
· You call your school bully a Dragoon.
· You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
· You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
· You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.
· You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
· You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
· You think babies come from Gateways.
· Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
· You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.
· You try to Optical Flare your dog.
· You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
· You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
· You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number.
· You go by your Battle.net alias.
· You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
· You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
· You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
· You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.
· You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.
· You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.
· You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
· You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
· You name your son Fenix.
· You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.
· The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
· You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
· You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
· You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
· You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
· You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.
· You actually understand all of the above jokes.

[U-238]

rofl that's pretty good.

I guess I fall into that group as I could understand all of them :P

· You go by your Battle.net alias.


I'm guilty of doing that.

[Cpt.Chronic]

You make this thread

[DarkMirror]

ouch. this is sad. yet im sad to. I fall in the last catagory. I like the idea of awnsering your phone with: you wanna a piece of me, boy?

[Siege_Commander]

What is qft?

[Fugital777]

"You name your son Fenix."

-I'd rather name my dog that.

[IrishDutchman]

'· You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.'
'· You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.'
'· You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose'
'· Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."'
'You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.'

Lol, good stuff.

Guilty of the last one.

[lammas]

when someone mentiones boxer you dont think about guys in a ring. No, you think about lim yo-hwan.

[WarMachine1993]

· You think babies come from Gateways.
· You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
· You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.

ROFL. Best ones imho.

I'm "guilty" of these two:
· You actually understand all of the above jokes.
· You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.

[Monty]

Yeah, some of those were pretty good. I liked the poking one.

I think it's pretty funny how the threads are aligned. "You KNOW when you've been playing too much Starcraft when..." "Ahzz & Lammas Played For Finland."

:)

[MatGeo]

Ownage man... the last one pwned... GJ!

[own3d0406]

How the hell did you think of this, you are a genius.

[DeltaFour]

Nice jokes, good job putting them together.

[Broodling]

* You're watching a report on TV about the war on Iraq, and when you see the Tanks, try to turn them into Siege Mode.

[Broodling]

* You ask your parents to give you a probe as a Christmas present.

[Ahzz]

he didn't think them
he copied them somewhere else, not sure where

[GIGAR]

OMG STOLEN FROM ANOTHER WEBSITE!!! (can't remember wich one though :P)

[Siege_Commander]

lol. You are a general at your base and keep calllig it command center then when tanks are moving, you keep pressing "o" at a keyboard.

Your dad offers a motorcycle, but you refuse and say"i want speedvults"

[Holocaust]

he didn't think them
he copied them somewhere else, not sure where

Yup, found it at some site then C & P

@ S_C
QFT = Quoted for the Truth

[Gladstone]

You know you are playing too much starcraft someone askes another person " how many hours of starcraft you play a week?" and the other guy answers "lets leave that out okay?"

*looks at ahzz*

[Siege_Commander]

Lol. How many hours a week do you guys play?;)

[Holocaust]

I haven't played in over a month

[own3d0406]

I can only play over the weekends, so I milk it. About 30 hours a week.:D

[Siege_Commander]

:o so you play like 15 hours a day when you can:o

[WarMachine1993]

Between 0 and 105 hours [yep, 15 daily] a week...
That is, if you want lowest an highest...
Usually it's between 0 and 7 hours a week...

[own3d0406]

And I tought I played alot...

[Siege_Commander]

You mean a day?

[Skullflower]

maybe 1 hour a day. Sometimes 2

[Siege_Commander]

Lucky bastards:mad:

[Gladstone]

i play from 2-3 hours a day on school nights, thats if i have the time. Weekends i play about 3-6 hours a day.

[MatGeo]

I play pretty much...hours are diffrent depending on my current status...i once played orund 9 hours a day coz i was bored.... other times i play only 5 or 6 hours....

[MidnightGladius]

Only 5-6 hours?!

-_-

[WarMachine1993]

When I first got StarCraft, 2 years ago, I think, I played from 9 AM to 3 AM [that's 18 hours] for 3 days...
Ah what precious times... Parents where gone to another part of Romania for a whole week...
Then, gameplay-time started to decrease... Now, meaning EXACTLY this week, that's just passed, I played 4 hours thursday and 2 hours monday... That's it...
Unfortunately... except playing TvB or Melee maps... or the old CC campaigns [why the f**k did they have to modify their site so that now noone can download any SC content?! X(], it's pretty boring unfortunately...
Ah well...
I guess I'd better skedadle back to my wittle 14 day trial of EVE...

[MatGeo]

When I first got StarCraft, 2 years ago, I think, I played from 9 AM to 3 AM [that's 18 hours] for 3 days...
Ah what precious times... Parents where gone to another part of Romania for a whole week...
Then, gameplay-time started to decrease... Now, meaning EXACTLY this week, that's just passed, I played 4 hours thursday and 2 hours monday... That's it...
Unfortunately... except playing TvB or Melee maps... or the old CC campaigns [why the f**k did they have to modify their site so that now noone can download any SC content?! X(], it's pretty boring unfortunately...
Ah well...
I guess I'd better skedadle back to my wittle 14 day trial of EVE...

18 hours a day!!!!!!!!!! Lol...
I play 5 or 6 hours a day because i stay in the boards the rest of the time...and i go another 2 or 3 hours on pgt.... :P

[Siege_Commander]

When I first got StarCraft, 2 years ago, I think, I played from 9 AM to 3 AM [that's 18 hours] for 3 days...
Ah what precious times... Parents where gone to another part of Romania for a whole week...
Then, gameplay-time started to decrease... Now, meaning EXACTLY this week, that's just passed, I played 4 hours thursday and 2 hours monday... That's it...
Unfortunately... except playing TvB or Melee maps... or the old CC campaigns [why the f**k did they have to modify their site so that now noone can download any SC content?! X(], it's pretty boring unfortunately...
Ah well...
I guess I'd better skedadle back to my wittle 14 day trial of EVE...

Come On Down to bnet!:)

[Broodling]

* When someone asks you the date, you say: "12.12.2499"

[Holocaust]

* When someone asks you the date, you say: "12.12.2499"

o_O
When's that date from?
Isn't that the day that a number of ships left Earth to forge outlying space colony's on new planets?

[Broodling]

As far as I know... Yes.

[nuclear_man41]

nice thats HILARIOUS AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAh.....lol no seriously it is kinda creepy though... still awesome i liked them all!

[Gladstone]

wow 18 hours a day, boxer played 20 hours a day..

[U-238]

Yea but boxor plays 20 hours a day almost daily. Not just for 3 days and then slacks off.

I spend as much time as possible on starcraft trying to hone what I've learned. Machining it down to a science that is second nature.

[PrestonBurke]

-When your friend is going away on vacation you say "En Taro Adun Andrew!!!"

[own3d0406]

Yea but boxor plays 20 hours a day almost daily. Not just for 3 days and then slacks off.

I spend as much time as possible on starcraft trying to hone what I've learned. Machining it down to a science that is second nature.:o 20 hours a day?????!!!!! So lets say he spends 20 hours playing SC, and lets exagerate and say it takes him 1 hour to eat breakfest, lunch, and dinner, 30 minutes for bathroom breaks. So he sleeps 2 hours and 30minutes? I dont think thats quite possible.

[DragonPaladin]

Well, he could always eat while playing. I know its quite easy to put in 18 hour days of SC. I've done it. You sleep 5-6 hours only. Schedule is..

9:00 AMwake up
9:00 AM - 2:30 AM Play Starcraft
2:30 AM - 3:00 AM Hygiene stuff
3:00 AM - 9:00 Sleep

Repeat.

[DragonPaladin]

You know you play too much Starcraft when your role models are Boxer, Nada, and Nal_Ra.

[lammas]

ah great i was worried if i play too much but because my rolemodels are sea[shield] iloveoov and boxer :D

[WickedImposter]

ya. you know you play too much when you have a shrine dedicated to starcraft players like boxer and nada

[own3d0406]

Well, he could always eat while playing. I know its quite easy to put in 18 hour days of SC. I've done it. You sleep 5-6 hours only. Schedule is..

9:00 AMwake up
9:00 AM - 2:30 AM Play Starcraft
2:30 AM - 3:00 AM Hygiene stuff
3:00 AM - 9:00 Sleep

Repeat.
I had to get my keyboard replaced because of eating while playing starcraft, and some meals require you to use 2 hands, so you have to stop to eat at some point to eat.

[WickedImposter]

lol. there was a thread like that. food+sc=bad.

[DragonPaladin]

Its an art of eating while playing SC. Usually the times you can eat are...

Food =
Instant Noodles! VERY GOOD!
Anything one-handed and requiring little preparation.
Anything requiring little concentration to eat.

Times to eat =
-Between scv builds
-at 9/10 when depot and rax are finishing.
- when fax is building
- pause game, take bite, annoy people
- basicallly when you can spare a pause.

[DBCooper]

OR you could check out my PC RTS nutritional guide on food+sc=bad. should I turn that into a thread? After joining my third forum, i've become very cautious of making threads.

[B.A.Baracus]

You KNOW when you've been playing too much Starcraft when...


You've made this thread.

[Broodling]

You've made this thread.

You've posted on this thread. :D

[Holocaust]

You've made this thread.

You've repeated what Cpt.Chronic said on the first page, what are you a parrot?

By the way, I haven't played SC in over a month, so your statement is wrong

[B.A.Baracus]

You've repeated what Cpt.Chronic said on the first page, what are you a parrot?

By the way, I haven't played SC in over a month, so your statement is wrong

Ha So I did, should have read the thread first.

[MatGeo]

Heh... 98% of people post in a thread without reading other posts. if you are part of the 2% which reads everything before posting copy this to your signature... lolz u fit in perfectly babs :P

[B.A.Baracus]

Heh... 98% of people post in a thread without reading other posts. if you are part of the 2% which reads everything before posting copy this to your signature... lolz u fit in perfectly babs :P

I read through the thread if it has any substance. But in this threads case I was just a lazy fuck who threw in a smart mouth comment without seeing if another smart mouth already used it >,>

[WickedImposter]

lol. chronic beat you to the punch. BTW DBcooper dont be afraid to make a thread. mods will only delete if its spam, double thread, or something really stupid.

@DP: i love instant noodles wit sc ^^

[DBCooper]

Thank you wicked imposter for somewhat restoring my faith in creating threads

[Zerg_eater]

when u call the gunbound worm a reaver

[WickedImposter]

lol. or when you start poking animals hoping they will explode.

[TheDriver]

When You make freinds, you yell yes were allies. When you go to a weapon store and ask for a trench coat, night vison goggles, and a canister rifle and then Yell : Freaking Awesome im a ghost , and try to stop cars with Silver Nerf Missles.

[own3d0406]

When You make freinds you ask is shared view on cuz if were gonna be allies we need shared view. when you go to a waopon store and ask for a trench coat, bino night vison, and a lvl 3 canister rifle and then pull out a a laser pointer, & threaten to call a nukee.
Yay! I have no idea what your talking about!!!!!:P
You should read this:http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=21063

[TheDriver]

Yay! I have no idea what your talking about!!!!!:P
You should read this:http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=21063 :smirk: Ive been pwnd. nice.

[Gladstone]

You know when you are playing too much SC is when you can remember a time that lammas & ahzz wasn't online.

[Protogod]

You know you spend yoo much starcraft when you stalk nada and pretend to be korean... *looks at gladstone*

[ShadeZ]

You know when you are playing too much SC is when you can remember a time that lammas & ahzz wasn't online.
When you remember 1.00 ^^

That's me -_-

My only regret was that I didn't make illegals before they became illegal *cries*

[MatGeo]

You know you spend yoo much starcraft when you stalk nada and pretend to be korean... *looks at gladstone*

U mean i'm not the only one doing that?? Dam! Eh well i guess i'll stalk ahzz and pretend i'm finnish... :P

[lammas]

that reminds me of zia[pG]
She claimed to be from finland yet she couldnt actually speak finnish. Anyways cause she stayed away from all finnish guys it didnt cause so big problems...
After 5years zia became known figure in bw scene, knew most fame players, was ggnet news admin and shit. Then:
It turned out that actually she isnt a girl. Actually she wasnt from finland. She had been inventing tragic things to take place in her live so that everyone would pitty her (broke my legs father died etc).
In a matter of fact she was a guy from US called adam. What makes this so funny and cool is that:
She and eriador[pg] were dating for 6months and they BOTH claimed that they had had sexy :DDD

you cant find more from tlnet 8D

[WickedImposter]

that is scary. or another is when you see Nada and ask him to have your babies

:looks at Jays:

[Gladstone]

WTF.. i thought i was the only one crazy about nada.. -.-

[WickedImposter]

guess not lol. as for me, im all slayers_boxer ^^

[TSOShadow]

You know you've been playing starcraft to long when...
*you make a Poem about your units...

Ya I was spawning some zerglings and in like 15 seconds I came up with a poem about zerglings... connected (brother hood in a egg)... and how the link is lost when 1 dies... it was funny... But this thread jumped to mind when it happned :p...

[WickedImposter]

O_O. just look in sc.org they have tons of wierd sc poems there.

[TSOShadow]

0.o... I nvr look around that much thier... course I guess I shouldn't be surprized what ppl would do :/... I think i may have called a home nexus once as well...

[andre]

You know uve been playng too much starcraft when:

"When you write a history report abbout human colonization of Mar Sara"
"When you put a poster of DuGalle on the wall"
"When you know every single units ID number"
"When you say that your computer is disabled becauze the pilon got destroyed in a psi storm attack"
"When you attempt to make a flame thrower to ward off yore neghbores do.. I mean zergling"
"When you call your friends over to watch starcraft cinematics over and over again"
"When you look for a civilian light switch to turn vision off so you can stack the things in your house for more space"
"When you call criminals hackers and vandals spoofers"
"When you start calling retarded people Hidralisks"
"When you start believing that the Hiroshima bomb was actualy someone clicking on a kakaroo"
"When you call twins halucinations"

And the one im guilty of, when you call your cousin karren kerrigan :p

[TSOShadow]

lol last one was a nice kicker...

I also like the and dog errr ling and illusion one...:p

You know you've played to much starcraft when...

"You call your friends pets critters..."
"When you chase birds trying to make them expolde by "clicking" them..."
"You go back to sleep in the morning thinking you'll take the bu... Nydus to your school..."

[nuclear_man41]

LOL

"you have several nukes ready to launch in a underground silo under your house..."

[TSOShadow]

"you make a big shiny red button in your home that ur going to press when you hear the world starts to nuke...(presses button) Nuclear launch detected"

[WickedImposter]

lol. these are some pretty messed up ideas...

[own3d0406]

lol. these are some pretty messed up ideas...
I have to agree, they sound pretty random like:YOU KNOW YOUV BEEN PLAYING 2 MUCH SC WHEN YOU THINK YOUR GARAGE IS A HATCHERY LOLZ!!!!1111!!!!!11one

[TSOShadow]

Actually now that i think of it... :p... really it dose look like it coulda make out to be the inside of one... it's so cluttered and you got 1 tight tunnle to fit though... and finding stuff is like look though Zerg DNA strand collected :p.... thiers alot!

[DBCooper]

When you call a treadmill a hydralisk.

When fish are useless because they don't add to gameplay.

When you're having sex with someone and you scream out KERRIGAN.

When you call sex "archon melding"

[WickedImposter]

lol. i notice that half of your ideas relate to sex. coincidence? maybe not :P

[DBCooper]

Is there anything wrong with that? also I only had four and, while I had come up with the first one, the second one seemed to fit.

When you screw the metric system and U.S. measurements, now you measure in matrices.

Your desk is cluttered with various gravestones and urns in mourning for a loss of a unit.

When you think escalators are very slow nydus canals.

Stalkers are now ghosts.

[WickedImposter]

lol. why would you mistake hydralisks for treadmills? lol anyways ya those are some pretty funny ideas.

[U-238]

When you're afriad to go anywhere because a good hold lurk might end your life real quick.

[ShadeZ]

you keep this thread going for this long ;)

[IrishDutchman]

Is there anything wrong with that?

No, it just means you're a horney biatch. :D

Lol, j/k. The archon melding was a good one,

[own3d0406]

When you call sex "archon melding"
That sounds pretty gay.

[B.A.Baracus]

I dreamt about sc two nights in a row last week. I remember waking up at like 3 am and in a half asleep stupor I proceeded to search under my pillow and bed sheets for my opponents nat.
The second dream went something like I was z and managed to construct a academy that let me make marines as zerg, I don't know what significants there is to this but meh.

[own3d0406]

I dreamt about sc two nights in a row last week. I remember waking up at like 3 am and in a half asleep stupor I proceeded to search under my pillow and bed sheets for my opponents nat.
The second dream went something like I was z and managed to construct a academy that let me make marines as zerg, I don't know what significants there is to this but meh.
I fell off my chair laughing at that for some reason.

[Zerg_eater]

when ur about to die, then ur last words are.
"dont worry, ill respawn anyway. were playing UMS"

[Skullflower]

"You think rich people are part of The Kel-Morian Combine."

Yeah, I dont know.

[GMmarine]

Nice, I laughed.

[nuclear_man41]

i didint lol, i got 1 "you think taht the world in a disk that goes round n round..."

[DBCooper]

lol. why would you mistake hydralisks for treadmills?

Hydralisks move around snake-like, but have about a quarter of their body upright under normal conditions, making it possible for a hard-core SC fan to mistake a treadmill for a hydralisk

[WickedImposter]

lol. guess im not hardcore then :P btw im with owned. i just started laughing at that.

[nuclear_man41]

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[nuclear_man41]

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[DarkMirror]

Dude. Thats mot funny. You can get banned you know...

[nuclear_man41]

Ahahahha

[DBCooper]

Thank God (or whatever supreme being you believe in) for responsible moderators.

[WickedImposter]

not all mods. just dunchy. havent seen middy in a while T_T

[DBCooper]

I know Dunchy banned nuclear man, but still, I'm glad that there are responsible moderators here. There are a lot of forums that have moderators go on ban sprees until everyone is banned, at which point the admin finally does SOMETHING and bans the mods.

[WickedImposter]

ya but not here. your right. but usually they dont or delete posts unless its really SEVERE spam.

[DBCooper]

Well, this little incedent has really killed this thread. Nuclear man, I hope you're happy.

When you "talk" to your armies, hoping to rally them to boost their morale and make them fight harder.

[calypsolim]

Whoa... hahaha lol.. that was damn funny!
Opps.. I understand themm i see...great stuff!

· You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.

[MatGeo]

Welcome to WBs calypsolim. There are somethings you must be aware of. What you just did is called thread necro. It means you post in a thread that is over a month old. This is against the rules so i suggest you stop it.

Now, can someone please close this thread?