So, they finally released pics of Baby Suri...

[LinkTheGameFreak]

to prove that the world wasn't the victim of a mass hoax :|
This proves everything! http://forums.megadeth.com/images/smilies/freak3.gif
"The cover photo was taken in July in Telluride, Colorado, Vanity Fair said. Inside, the issue is said to boast 22 further pages of photographic proof that Suri-sighters Leah Remini, Jada Pinkett Smith and Penelope Cruz were not victims of mass hallucination." according to yahoo.com
IMO, that baby was photoshopped in by the editors of Vanity Fair...
:ninjal:
:ninjar:

[Nuts]

Baby Xenu???

[own3d0406]

Baby Xenu???
ROFL

anyway, its got Toms eyes.:P

[Protosschick99]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dude that's great :D

[Schwitzer]

Wait... did they actually call the kid "Surl"? Please tell me they didn't. :/

[Protosschick99]

Yup--Baby Suri is the name :P

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Wait... did they actually call the kid "Surl"? Please tell me they didn't. :/
not Surl (like a construction worker :P)

Suri (with an I :P)


IMO, that is one creepy looking baby (in the real pic...)

[Schwitzer]

"Suri" isn't any better. They may as well have called it "Slushi".

[AJ]

I think Frostie has a better ring to it.

[Nuts]

Whoa, it's like AJ is conversing with himself, but not. Far out man.

[AJ]

You would think that, Mr. T.
Deep.

[Ktan]

I don't mind Criuse, he seems like a fairly straight up guy, Scientology aside, but the whole 'zOmg, Kateiii Homeis is muy luffa!' thing is getting very old very quickly.

I want to see that interview where he ripped into Riddilin though :D

Apparantly, under the canon of Scientology, his parents aren't allowed to see their grandchildren since they aren't Scientologists themselves.

(I bet that's old news though. Meh)

[GrassDragon]

Isn't Suri the name of some video game character?

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Whoa, it's like AJ is conversing with himself, but not. Far out man.
I didn't even realize it... it scared me O_o

[Nickodemus]

I have one word to say....



TIMMYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TinyDancer]

Suri means "Princess" in some language, it's related to Siri and Sarah.

She's a cute baby, but she looks asian. I say the father is actually Keanu Reeves.

[GrassDragon]

She's a cute baby, but she looks asian. I say the father is actually Keanu Reeves.
How does looking asian make her Keanu Reeves' baby?

[Schwitzer]

Apparantly, under the canon of Scientology, his parents aren't allowed to see their grandchildren since they aren't Scientologists themselves.
Is that so? Jeez, that would be really sad for Tom's parents, who I'm sure would be terribly excited about having a grandchild.

Scientology - A religion for breaking up families. Huzzah.

[Ktan]

Scientology - A religion for breaking up families. Huzzah.

I know, it's almost as bad as that religion where the couples marry when they are members for the sake of 'furthering' themselves. Whadya' call it now?

Oh, yeah, Celebrity. :concern:

[GenocideAlive]

Suri means like 900 things in 20 different languages. I don't know if they took that into account or wtf ever, but I liked it. But then, I prefer the eccentric names. My kid's name is Clover. :)

[Protosschick99]

Apparantly, under the canon of Scientology, his parents aren't allowed to see their grandchildren since they aren't Scientologists themselves.

(I bet that's old news though. Meh)

How sad! :( I think that's stupid >.< They are seriously having their baby miss out on having a relationship with her grandparents :(

When it comes to tearing the family apart--I DO NOT stand for that. :mad:

Sadly--My own Uncle and his family won't come and stay in our house because we are not the same Christian denomination as him :( Talk about stupid. :shiftyl:

And if they ever come to our part of town, they don't call to tell us so we can visit with them because our house is "Satan's house" and we are heathens because we watch TV, wear pants, make-up, & jewelry, and because I am "teaching men the Gospel" when I should be keeping my mouth quiet because I am a woman :rolleyes: WHATEVER. That is what I say, lolz. I still love 'em though--They are family :)

[TinyDancer]

How does looking asian make her Keanu Reeves' baby?

Go look at a picture of Keanu Reeves.

[GenocideAlive]

How sad! I think that's stupid >.< They are seriously having their baby miss out on having a relationship with her grandparents

When it comes to tearing the family apart--I DO NOT stand for that.
Well, technically and legally they can't. The grandparents have a legal right to visitation with the child, and they can sue for it. Tom and Katie are just going to have to suck it up and try to strongarm a judge with their fucking secret service tactics.
And if they ever come to our part of town, they don't call to tell us so we can visit with them because our house is "Satan's house" and we are heathens because we watch TV, wear pants, make-up, & jewelry, and because I am "teaching men the Gospel" when I should be keeping my mouth quiet because I am a woman :rolleyes: WHATEVER. That is what I say, lolz. I still love 'em though--They are family :)
Yeah, well, those are fundamentalists for you. Kind of a weird poetic justice.

[LinkTheGameFreak]

Go look at a picture of Keanu Reeves.
actually he is half hawaiian :)

[Protosschick99]

That's cute :)

Clover is VERY different indeed :]

[GrassDragon]

Go look at a picture of Keanu Reeves.
I just can't make asian and Keanu Reeves go together. Now Jet Li on the other hand...

[Ktan]

Imagine a lovechild between Tom Cruise and Jet Li...

[UMSLdragon]

Imagine a lovechild between Tom Cruise and Jet Li...
That would be a very wierd baby o_0

[Schwitzer]

Imagine a lovechild between Tom Cruise and Jet Li...
Result would be a kick-arse fighter who gets incapacitated after breaking a fingernail.

[Ubergopher]

And if they ever come to our part of town, they don't call to tell us so we can visit with them because our house is "Satan's house" and we are heathens because we wear pants,
Hmmm... I don't wear pants that often, think they'd like me?
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