View Full Version : You know___ when ___
Nahotnoj
05-16-2004, 7:06 AM
Ok, I got this Idea from whiteknights signiture. Heres what to do: say you know ___ when ___, filling in the blanks with your own words. Ill start: You know you have had waaaaay to much sugar when you start running around, wacking people with rubber chickens and spontaniously saying "MY GOD! MY GOD! THE CHICKEN PEOPLE!"
TranquilNightElf
05-16-2004, 7:38 AM
sounds fun ...:)
You know its time to run away screaming when Nahotnoj picks up a rubber chicken
Nahotnoj
05-16-2004, 7:43 AM
You know your friend is high on something when he tells the math teacher shes hot...
Demon_Child
05-16-2004, 9:02 AM
You know you are from Pennsylvania when you prefer Hershey's chocolate over Godiva chocolate.
Nahotnoj
05-16-2004, 9:25 AM
You know are either going insane or exremely schitsophrenic when you think the squirrels are going to kill you...
XTERMIN8OR1
05-16-2004, 9:39 AM
You know you have an overdosis computer games when you are, after having played, shaking like someone who has Parkinson!
GrassDragon
05-16-2004, 9:51 AM
You know post counts will climb when there are so many threads like this.
hammocksleeper
05-16-2004, 9:55 AM
You know post counts will climb when there are so many threads like this.
You know you will get mad when you find out someone already posted what you were going to say :)
Doom_Dragoon
05-16-2004, 12:50 PM
You know you're gay when you find yourself in bed with a same sex partner and you have no recollection of the night before.
XTERMIN8OR1
05-16-2004, 12:57 PM
You know you are addicted to beer when you bought two six packs just a half hour ago and none is left now!
You know what?
Oh... Wait... Damn...
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
P.S.
You know you're screwed when you make a post like this ;)
XTERMIN8OR1
05-16-2004, 1:05 PM
You know you don't know much when you can't even remember what you said just a few minutes ago!
Nahotnoj
05-16-2004, 1:15 PM
You know that someone is old when they say "im not sleeping, Im checking my eyelids for holes!"
I'll give someone...um.... a piece of candy if you can tell me what that quote is from, and what channel its on.
Whiteknight
05-16-2004, 1:17 PM
You know the worlds doomed when people emulate your sig ;)
TranquilNightElf
05-16-2004, 1:18 PM
EDIT: dang ...beaten to the punch by WhiteKnight ;)
You know you've got a huge sweet tooth when your mouth drools all over the keyboard just at the thought o getting digital candy that doesn't exist ;)..
Sorry don't know where the quote is from ...
Nahotnoj
05-16-2004, 1:21 PM
you know that you should never go near someone again when They say they want to be just like michael jackson when they grow up...
Whiteknight
05-16-2004, 1:21 PM
You know that someone is old when they say "im not sleeping, Im checking my eyelids for holes!"
I'll give someone...um.... a piece of candy if you can tell me what that quote is from, and what channel its on.
(I'd say it would be from family guy on teletoon, but he said he was trying to suffocate a bug.)
You know you love badminton when you start using a racket for household chores
Nahotnoj
05-16-2004, 1:24 PM
You know your in Iowa when It snows one day, and is 90 degrees the next.
OboeGuru
05-16-2004, 1:31 PM
You know you've been in too many theatre shows when the auditorium staff knows you better than your family.
You know you're a hard-core bando when your instrument has a name and/or you keep it next to your bed.
*bows* Thank you, thank you. :)
You know you're obsessed when you're name is the same name you've used for the past 9 or so years *Looks at his username*
~Larry "Geno" Meyers
UndeadBastard
05-16-2004, 2:58 PM
You know you are sexy when I take your pants off.
Nahotnoj
05-16-2004, 5:51 PM
So no one knows what my quote was from? tsk tsk.
You know Your screwed when your cd flies out of the disk drive and cuts your tounge off.
ZeroDarkStar
05-16-2004, 6:21 PM
You know UB is gay when he says you're sexy because he wants to get your pants off.
J/P!
Maegtelluma
05-16-2004, 6:52 PM
You know to bow down to the ultimate power of chicken when someone orders the Kentucky Fried Chick Two-Hundred Piece Feast for your cast party.
peace_machine
05-17-2004, 2:29 AM
You know you are plating too much Starcraft when you run around with a lazer pointer screaming "Nuclear Launch Detected"
Nahotnoj
05-17-2004, 6:37 AM
You know your in deep shit when your being chased down by hundreds of zerglings.
TranquilNightElf
05-17-2004, 7:43 AM
You know something weird is going on when the zerglings just want to know where to find UndeadBastard cause they're wearing new pants
Nahotnoj
05-17-2004, 7:48 AM
You know something is horribly wrong when a Hydralisk walks up to you, and just when you think your going to die, it breaks out dancing and starts singiing the "Big Butts" song in a deep voice.
XTERMIN8OR1
05-17-2004, 10:21 AM
You know you will never have sex (anymore) when a crocodile bites your balls off!
Mtank
05-17-2004, 10:32 AM
you know that you are dreaming when you see Undeadbastard having sex with a woman.
Grom_Icecream
05-17-2004, 10:58 AM
You know your bored when WarBoards > pr0n
Whiteknight
05-17-2004, 2:01 PM
You know you are plating too much Starcraft when you run around with a lazer pointer screaming "Nuclear Launch Detected"
Ahahaha! QUOTAGE! :D
You know you are in Alberta when the weather changes every hour.
Nahotnoj
05-17-2004, 4:42 PM
You know you've been playing too much zelda when you pick up a yard stick, and threaten your math teacher that you'll use the master sword if he doesnt return Zelda at once!
Maegtelluma
05-17-2004, 5:12 PM
You know you like Halo too much if you buy the $2500 real size, wearable Master Chief armor once displayed in EGM.
StealthyDeath
05-17-2004, 6:07 PM
You know your too drunk when you start flirting with someone of the same sex.
Nahotnoj
05-17-2004, 6:52 PM
You know your either on drugs or having a reallllllllly huge sugar high when your friend looks like a dancing panda and you start laughing uncontrollably, eventually asking a stuffed animal if it will go out with you.
SSA_Ultimasheep
05-17-2004, 7:53 PM
you know you've entered hell when you hear motown 24/7
EdvardMunch
05-17-2004, 9:25 PM
You know the old guy is dead when he actually find holes in his eyelids.
ZeroDarkStar
05-17-2004, 9:27 PM
You know you're insane, when you're Carnage.
Thank you, thank you.
Nahotnoj
05-17-2004, 9:49 PM
You know your cool when your ZeroDarkStar.
peace_machine
05-18-2004, 3:56 AM
You know your cool when your ZeroDarkStar.
You know your a suck-up when you post like that.
Nahotnoj
05-18-2004, 6:43 AM
You know hell has frozen over when carnage becomes normal.
Valjean
05-18-2004, 6:58 AM
You know you're ZeroDarkStar when you go "J/P!". ;)
XTERMIN8OR1
05-18-2004, 10:37 AM
You know you are screwed when your mother asks in morning, after you had a night of which you can't remember shit, but did find some heroine in your bed: What were you doing naked in the park?
Black.Ice
05-18-2004, 1:52 PM
You know you need a better name when you start sticking colors and frozen objects together seperated by a period.
Black.Ice
05-18-2004, 1:53 PM
You know you are in Utah when there isn't a cloud in the sky but it's hailing/snowing/raining or a combination of all three.
Black.Ice
05-18-2004, 1:54 PM
You know you are in Utah when you are the only one who knows what "Frysauce" is.
BTW, Fry Sauce is damn good.
Black.Ice
05-18-2004, 1:56 PM
You know you are in Utah when you can't see the mountains due to the pollution.
BTW: 4 cities in UTAH rated in the top 10 for highest pollution. It gets so freaking bad here, you can't see the mountains that are 10 miles away.
Black.Ice
05-18-2004, 1:57 PM
You know you are in India when you see a yellow decked out auto-rickshaw with a fancy brass horn.
GrassDragon
05-18-2004, 2:01 PM
You know something is wrong when you knowingly 5-tuple post.
TranquilNightElf
05-18-2004, 3:06 PM
You know you are in India when you see a yellow decked out auto-rickshaw with a fancy brass horn.
hmm.... *gets idea for later posts* :)
You know you're late in replying when GrassDragon makes the post you were thinking of
Black.Ice
05-18-2004, 5:04 PM
You know you have a great creative mind when you can come up with 5 things right away, one after the other. :)
Nahotnoj
05-18-2004, 5:06 PM
You know somethings wrong when you hear piercing screams from the classroom next door and later that day you notice someone is missing...
Whiteknight
05-18-2004, 5:50 PM
You know you are addicted to JAD when you begin to nag Carnage to make more, and cry when he accidentally deletes them, after yelling at him some more.
Nahotnoj
05-18-2004, 5:53 PM
You know you are hyper when you start having uncontrollabl laughing fits, purposely run into trees, and mass SCVs only to nuke them along with the rest of your units.
GrassDragon
05-18-2004, 6:13 PM
You know your bored when you'll work on the guy next door's boat.
Nahotnoj
05-18-2004, 6:20 PM
You know youve had way to much sugar, when you go outside and mow the lawn with a push mower while singing "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFF!" to the tunes of random songs, scream over and over again until your neighbor yells "SUHTUP RETARD!!" and start breakdancing as stupidly as possible in front of a girl you have a crush on...
GrassDragon
05-18-2004, 6:22 PM
You know it's hot outside when your face melts of and drips away.
(btw Nahotnoj, do you happen to be extremely hyper and/or on a sugar rush and all these things your posting just happened a few minutes ago?)
Nahotnoj
05-18-2004, 6:28 PM
you know your hopeless when no one knows what your quote is from.
Yes, I unfortunately have been.
GrassDragon
05-18-2004, 6:54 PM
You know your sunglasses aren't dark enough when your wearing them and you still have to squint.
(That's not cool Nahotnoj... less sugar next time or lock yourself in)
SSA_Ultimasheep
05-18-2004, 9:33 PM
you know you spend too much time online when you scream LoL! LoL! during a funny movie
Nahotnoj
05-18-2004, 10:11 PM
you know your screwed when your being chased by a mutant hamster with a shotgun...
Carnage
05-18-2004, 10:24 PM
You know you've spent too much time on an internet web forum when you start referring to yourself in the third person with your user name.
Whiteknight
05-18-2004, 10:28 PM
You know you've spent too much time on an internet web forum when you start referring to yourself in the third person with your user name.
Whiteknight agrees. Whiteknight will not ever do that. Carnage makes a good point and Whiteknight will make sure that everyone will not do this. Whiteknight... Whiteknightwhiteknightwhiteknightwhiteknight. Duddits?
You know it's too hot out when you have been rambling all day. (Seriously, it's 25 C out here!)
GrassDragon
05-18-2004, 11:32 PM
You know your tired when your head keeps hitting the keybaslidfuasfdoard...
TranquilNightElf
05-19-2004, 1:04 AM
You know it's too hot out when you have been rambling all day. (Seriously, it's 25 C out here!)
???????????????????? wtf too hot????
You know you live in an excessiely hot environment when 25 Deg Cel seems like the onset of winter
(though temp does drop low in the middle of winter)
Black.Ice
05-19-2004, 2:13 AM
You know you live in an excessiely hot environment when 25 Deg Cel seems like the onset of winter
You know you are in the US when you have a hard time understanding Celsius or don't even know what the hell 25 degrees celsius is in Fahrenheit.
BTW: 25 degrees C. is approximately 77 degrees in Fahrenheit.
TranquilNightElf
05-19-2004, 2:34 AM
You know you're more heat tolerant when the temp in summer frequents the lower 40s (Deg Cel)
(although i was more cold tolerant than most people i knew in London....hmmm*muses about body chemistry*)
BTW Deg Celcisu=5/9(Farenheit-32) (-40deg cel =-40 Deg farenheit)
TranquilNightElf
05-20-2004, 12:36 PM
You know creativity is at an alltime low when no one has come up with a new you know___when__- statement in nearly 2 days
Nahotnoj
05-20-2004, 5:23 PM
You know your online way to often when upon excusing youself at the dinner table to go to the bathroom, you say "Ill brb"
GrassDragon
05-21-2004, 12:06 AM
You know your online way to often when upon excusing youself at the dinner table to go to the bathroom, you say "Ill brb"
Or when instead of laughing you smile and say "LOL"
Nahotnoj
05-21-2004, 6:31 AM
You know you obsessed when you call your girlfriend Zelda, and start wearing a green tunic and tights to school...
Valjean
05-21-2004, 6:55 AM
You know you're Nahotnoj when you call your girlfriend Zelda, and start wearing a green tunic and tights to school...
;)
Nahotnoj
05-21-2004, 6:57 AM
You know you've been reading funny things when not every you know__ is refering to yourself...
Valjean
05-21-2004, 7:07 AM
You know you're evil when pigeons explode and melt in your hands.
Nahotnoj
05-21-2004, 7:09 AM
you know pigeons are trying to take over the world when they start rallying and dive-bombing...
TranquilNightElf
05-21-2004, 7:52 AM
You know Nahotnoj has got thebirds high on sugar when they start organized dive-bombing
GrassDragon
05-21-2004, 10:31 AM
You know pigeons are evil when... well, you just know there evil.
SHISHKABOB
05-21-2004, 4:14 PM
u kno ur overdosing it wit bnet wen u talk like dis everywhere
ZeroDarkStar
05-21-2004, 4:34 PM
You know your cool when your ZeroDarkStar.
You know your a suck-up when you post like that.
You know you're ZeroDarkStar when you go "J/P!".
You know you're either incredably popular, or incredably hated when you get 3 posts about you on the same page. ;)
Nahotnoj
05-21-2004, 5:05 PM
you know you have got a really low concentration span when-- Oh look, a penny!
OboeGuru
05-21-2004, 5:31 PM
You know you're a total band geek when you design a website for your marching band out of the blue.
Black.Ice
05-21-2004, 6:35 PM
You know Black.Ice should have never posted on this thread when he gets a PM from Demon_Child telling him that "Multiple Posting" is discouraged by WarBoards.
Freaking weird.
You know Black.Ice doesn't understand the problem with his actions when he posts "Freaking Weird." in a thread.
Ice.
ZeroDarkStar
05-21-2004, 6:37 PM
Most moderators ARE aware that there is, in fact, an "edit" button.
Nahotnoj
05-21-2004, 6:40 PM
Back on topic: you know your really happy when its a friday and ZDS just finished super-awsome pic for you!
hammocksleeper
05-21-2004, 7:57 PM
You know you are thirsty when your mouth gets parched.
TranquilNightElf
05-22-2004, 3:00 PM
You know you're tuckered out when its been half an hour and you still can't think of a You Know__When__ post
Valjean
05-22-2004, 9:19 PM
you know your cat fell in the toilet again when he is all wet and smells like shit.
ShawnManX
05-23-2004, 3:06 AM
You know you shouldn't have sold your NES when this song (http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/nes/bnw.mid) gets you really really excited.
Nahotnoj
05-23-2004, 8:54 AM
You know something is wrong with someone when he/she thinks potatoes are better then tomatoes.
Nahotnoj
05-23-2004, 9:04 AM
You know something is wrong with someone when he/she thinks potatoes are better then tomatoes.
Subjukator
05-23-2004, 9:42 AM
You know something is wrong when Nahotnoj is going to be banned for double posting :rolleyes:
you know that spam had reached an all time high when this page hit 10 pages.
ZeroDarkStar
05-23-2004, 2:20 PM
You know Mtank is part of that spam when he tells you that the spam is out of control.
you know that ZDS is going to die when Mtank is sitting outside his window holding a sniper rifle.
ZeroDarkStar
05-23-2004, 2:39 PM
You know ZDS doesn't beleive Mtank when he doesn't start running.
Valjean
05-23-2004, 6:56 PM
you know that spam had reached an all time high when this page hit 10 pages.
You know you're Werewolf when you look at the amount of pages and only see 3.
You know you're 1337 when you're Werewolf91. ;)
Nahotnoj
05-23-2004, 7:07 PM
you know france is watching you when your werewolf91
hammocksleeper
05-24-2004, 12:39 AM
You know you have corn for dinner 5 nights a week when you live in Iowa.
Battlecruiser
05-24-2004, 12:40 AM
You know your fat if your bed cracks when you sit on it.
Nahotnoj
05-24-2004, 6:39 AM
you know you should consider weight-loss when you walk on the sidewalk and some driver yells "hey taxi, get off the sidewalk!"
ShawnManX
05-24-2004, 6:52 AM
You know it's time to sleep when the sun is rising and your still awake from the day before.
GrassDragon
05-24-2004, 5:44 PM
You know you don't spend enough time online when you visit WarBoards and the first whole page of posts is unread.
hammocksleeper
05-24-2004, 6:22 PM
You know you spend too much time online when you visit Warboards and there are still no new posts.
Maegtelluma
05-24-2004, 7:17 PM
You know that school sucks when you want to take your architecture project, douse it in lighter fluid and hang it out the third story window, laughing all the way. Seriously.
hammocksleeper
05-24-2004, 7:28 PM
You know you've been had when you get to the place and no one is there.
GrassDragon
05-24-2004, 9:13 PM
You know your lazy when you don't even get up and go to the place you were supposed to go to. Maybe that's why no one's there...
OboeGuru
06-06-2004, 8:43 PM
You know you're a Mod of somewhat loose morals when you revive threads. ;)
You know you're too involved in band when your director knows where you live.
( ^^ True story! :) )
Dark_Soul74
06-06-2004, 8:57 PM
You know that you have a fetish with pork when your couch looks like bacon.
GrassDragon
06-06-2004, 9:09 PM
You know you're hungry when margarine and velveeta look good.
Grom_Icecream
06-06-2004, 10:39 PM
You know you need to do a wash when your wearing suit pants to uni.
OboeGuru
06-06-2004, 10:59 PM
You know you're starting to go insane when sucking on a jumbo marshmallow (the kind you use for s'mores) is entertaining.
Black.Ice
06-07-2004, 12:11 AM
You know you are going to have a long monday work day when you spend all day playing games, and not working on your home based business.
I hate mondays. I love running my own business though.
TranquilNightElf
06-07-2004, 5:27 AM
You know you are never going to get a top score in goldminer when KupaNeo scores a massive 44 thousand :o
Subjukator
06-07-2004, 7:23 AM
You know its summer when it becomes 90 F at 80% humidity daily.
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