my family are lazy bast****

[QuothTheRaven]

My family sucks, my siter shits on the floor gets a three minute time out and gets told a simple "no".She's six years old and isn't retarded so i'm like wtf!My step-mom drinks slimfast for a drink when she eats.Apparently she doesn't understand that slimfast is supposed to be the meal, otherwise you gain weight.Then she goes and spends 30 minutes searching for the remote then whines.My dad is cheating on her but she has no clue at all.She never gets off her ass and pulls her wieght around the house(literally and figuretively).I called my grandma's books old then she screams get the fu** out of my house, so I did.My grandpa in the room at the time asks whats going on since he didn't have his hearing aid on.My dad is a jackass because he's nice to strangers then a complete asshole to the family including me.THe neighbore asked him to move her stuff because she was moving my dad agrees then said he will be there in the morning.He smiles then comes in the house and says"what a bitch".
Want to bitch about your family?post your family here.(I'm attaching some funny pics but I can't get them all in one post so please don't burn me if I post only a sentence or two.)

[QuothTheRaven]

You guys thought I was gone, ha!My pc monitor fried so I had to replace it so I'm back to be a pain in the ass(=

[Nuts]

No offense, but if your 6 yr old sister is shitting on the floor, there are deeper issues than you realize.

As for your mom and dad, I'm curious, what they would say about you? Sometimes you need to take a look in the mirror before criticizing everyone else around you.

And if your father is cheating, and you think your mother doesn't know, then perhaps you're a bit naive. If you know, chances are that she knows. It's more likely that she knows and simply doesn't want to confront the issue.

[QuothTheRaven]

Here's more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(please dont burn me it only allows 5 pics per post)

[QuothTheRaven]

No offense, but if your 6 yr old sister is shitting on the floor, there are deeper issues than you realize.

As for your mom and dad, I'm curious, what they would say about you? Sometimes you need to take a look in the mirror before criticizing everyone else around you.

And if your father is cheating, and you think your mother doesn't know, then perhaps you're a bit naive. If you know, chances are that she knows. It's more likely that she knows and simply doesn't want to confront the issue.I never did stuff like that when iwas six and I have little issues besides the trigger happy syndrome.My mom wouldn't know becuase my dad is good at that kind of thing, she would only noitce if she was looking.i'll be back later from school to contue this thread.

[Kingscrab]

No offense, but if your 6 yr old sister is shitting on the floor, there are deeper issues than you realize. I know. I'm evil. But jesus, that made me laugh my ass off.

[GenocideAlive]

Honestly, I can't bring myself to hate you though that is my overwhelming instinct. You obviously have issues, your dad has issues, your mom has issues, and it's overpoweringly clear that your sister has issues. It looks like your mom is emotionally and mentally unstable and your dad is unavailable. The result is that you and your sister are attention starved and are pretty much doing any and everything to try to orient yourselves. Chalk it up to shitty fucking parenting.

[hammocksleeper]

Anyone want to call in an intervention for this family?

[Schwitzer]

Hmm... you're turning 18 today - happy birthday, by the way - and you have a six year old sister that's shitting on the floor?

Are you in a position to consider moving out? Possibly get a place with some mates or something?

[Spartan-II]

Honestly, it's people like that who make me want to pour chlorine in the gene pool.

If you're 18, move out. Get a job and move out, get out as fast as you can. Stay with a friend if you can..

[B.A.Baracus]

This copy pasta will be most delicious^^

[Darmago]

Honestly, it's people like that who make me want to pour chlorine in the gene pool.

XD
that wins so much

[InfinityComplex]

You made me remember how much my dad is a jackass to me sometimes.

[U-238]

Gee, now that I hear this maybe my family isn't so bad after all. :o

[PrestonBurke]

My family sucks, my siter shits on the floor gets a three minute time out and gets told a simple "no".She's six years old and isn't retarded so i'm like wtf!My step-mom drinks slimfast for a drink when she eats.Apparently she doesn't understand that slimfast is supposed to be the meal, otherwise you gain weight.Then she goes and spends 30 minutes searching for the remote then whines.My dad is cheating on her but she has no clue at all.She never gets off her ass and pulls her wieght around the house(literally and figuretively).I called my grandma's books old then she screams get the fu** out of my house, so I did.My grandpa in the room at the time asks whats going on since he didn't have his hearing aid on.My dad is a jackass because he's nice to strangers then a complete asshole to the family including me.THe neighbore asked him to move her stuff because she was moving my dad agrees then said he will be there in the morning.He smiles then comes in the house and says"what a bitch".
Want to bitch about your family?post your family here.(I'm attaching some funny pics but I can't get them all in one post so please don't burn me if I post only a sentence or two.)

Welcome to the family. *Shows him to a room full of kids with equally shitty parents and lives.* Dam, my family can be a bitch sometimes, but its not that bad. Manily my dad is a bitch.

Honestly, I can't bring myself to hate you though that is my overwhelming instinct. You obviously have issues, your dad has issues, your mom has issues, and it's overpoweringly clear that your sister has issues. It looks like your mom is emotionally and mentally unstable and your dad is unavailable. The result is that you and your sister are attention starved and are pretty much doing any and everything to try to orient yourselves. Chalk it up to shitty fucking parenting.

Seriously, that is one hell of a fucking bad household to be raised in. No offense, but you will need threapy after this ordeal. Rape victiums, molested victums, abused kids, bad household, if you fall in those catergorys you WILL need threapy. Any doctor can say that.

Honestly, it's people like that who make me want to pour chlorine in the gene pool.

If you're 18, move out. Get a job and move out, get out as fast as you can. Stay with a friend if you can..

Agreed. I find that i am a LOT closer to my friends to my family. I can tell issues to my friends but not to my mom or brother, i feel abseoulty comfortable and at home around with my friends than family.

My family isnt THAT bad but we still have some issues.

Brother: Only normal person, exepct for his execessive swearing. But otherwise in other peoples eyes hes a good role model. But i really dont like it when hes around.
Mom: Annoying dumb bitch. I just want to scream "Stop being such a Cheap bitch!" I mean, its just better sometimes to spend a little extra bucks then to make yourself look like a fool by saving those extra bucks. And since i'm easily irratited during my "Phase" (or puberty) she does everything to annoy me some more. I'm like "Mom its just a phase. Practically normal for me to be grouchy."
Grandma: Normal.
Uncle: Smelly. He has a kind heart, just not "charasmitic." His teeth is litterly rotten away and he doesnt take that much showers.
Dad: The real problem of the family. Greedy bastard takes 900 dollars a month from my mom and gambles it away. Early before i was born, he would come home and beat my brother and mom when he lost a lot of money. Then my mom got a better job and pays him a bit more and now hes "under control". But since my mom and dad is hording away so much money from each other that they caused each other to split, and now my mom lives with grand ma and pays him only 300 bucks. The 300 bucks are suppose to be for Grocerys but he gambles it away leaving me and him 2 hungry fuckers.
Me: I would like to say i'm "normal" but in reality, i know i am NOT normal. I sat in the shadows nearly my entire life because of my household. I am a shy guy expect on the internt where i'm "talkative" mainly because i want attention.

[Ender]

This thread is becoming a mass of shit on the floor. Closed.