Insanity Island

[Giggilyomeromicon]

“Insanity Island. The newest game show hit. Much like Dethklok, it has swept the world. In this show, contestants are kidnapped and stranded on this island. Fun thing though is, they don’t know they’re on a game show. Infact, most of the contestants believe that they are actually stranded on a tropical island somewhere on the world. The others . . are insane. You heard me right; all the contestants on this show are the social oddballs or straight from the funny farm. The contestants start on a beach, stranded and alone. They have nothing with them but a random item. We don’t know how they got these, we don’t much care, either. The island is also riddled rivers and abandoned buildings, and several towns. From the aerial views of the island, we have decided that it’s about 50 miles in diameter. All our attempts to reach the island have failed. Apparently the contestants are stranded on the island until the show is over. However, nobody has been told the show’s main objective, so it is still a mystery about to what the contestants are actually doing on the island.”

“What did you mean when you said all attempts to reach the island have failed?”

“They simply disappear. But this show is far from our top priority. Dethklok is going on another tour . . . . “
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This RP will play out like Survival, minus the mini games and the fakeness. Each person is on a beach, on a different part of the island. Your immediate survival should be your only concern, besides fighting off random things if you feel like it >.> After a while you can join up with another person or stay going solo. It’s really up to you.

Name:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Tool: (Your character starts with nothing besides their clothes and one seemingly irrelevant item. Like a Spork)
Bio:

The bio isn’t needed, but it would be nice. I will post a starter post and my character once I’ve decided there are enough people.

Also, please use good grammar, reread your posts, and use spell check. I like to be able to read things.

Btw, don’t expect a plot from me (like you ever would). This is more of a weird/fun/test your skills RP.

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Name: Rastledat the Great
Age: 246
Gender: Male
Appearance: http://basalt.deviouskitty.com/random/leprechaun.JPG
Tool: An umbrella shaped like a four leafed clover
Bio: A battle Leprechaun sent from his home in Ireland to wreck havoc in the Ghettos of LA. However, he was intercepted by the Insanity Island recruitment service, and was relocated to the island. Another Leprechaun took his place.

[kongurous]

Name: Nathan Explosion
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Appearance: Blue jeans, black shirt, long black hair and one permanently pissed-off expression on his face.
Tool: a Dethphone
Bio: The vocalist and visionary of the wildly popular band Dethklok, Nathan was somehow kidnapped and thrown on an island of lunatics. And now he's pissed off. And he's got a Dethphone.

[100thlurker]

Name: Carson Barley
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Appearance: Tussled brown hair, light brown eyes, scrawny build. White t-shirt and grey trousers. Is capable of a number of facial expressions.
Tool: A book titled Stock Market, for Dummies
Bio: Meet your average joe, nothing at all remarkable. Works at a software company, aka Windows in a very low level, and likes watching survival television. Fairly absent minded.

[Biohazard]

Name: Jarod
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Appearance: Very well kept black hair. White button down shirt, plain tan suit jacket, tan slacks, black shoes.
Tool: Comb
Bio: Has OCD, basically he is Adrian Monk from the USA show Monk

[DarkMirror]

Name: Kazen Tourvaund
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Apearance: Like Danial Jackson(Stargate: SG-1)
Tool: Magnifying glass

This looks suspiciusly like a old thresd....
Nutcases on an island...
Ill give it a try.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

This looks suspiciusly like a old thresd....
Nutcases on an island...


No it doesen't . . .

<.<

>.>

[DarkMirror]

yes.
It does. recalled by a necro quite some time ago...

[HyperDemonic]

Name: Rastledat the Great
Age: 246
Gender: Male
Appearance: http://basalt.deviouskitty.com/random/leprechaun.JPG
Tool: An umbrella shaped like a four leafed clover
Bio: A battle Leprechaun sent from his home in Ireland to wreck havoc in the Ghettos of LA. However, he was intercepted by the Insanity Island recruitment service, and was relocated to the island. Another Leprechaun took his place.
does this mean i get his pot of gold if i find him,j/k

if you get a myth. person can i get one too

[Giggilyomeromicon]

does this mean i get his pot of gold if i find him,j/k

if you get a myth. person can i get one too

Erm . . yeah . . . .

[Nickodemus]

Name: The rat King
Age: unknown, even by the orderlies...
Gender: Male
Appearance: King was a homeless person and stands about 4 foot tall due to his hunched over status. he is very disheveled and does not care basically still wearing the straight jacket. The rats don';t so why should he.
Tool:
Bio: He has always been the rat king, unless he gets in extreme mental anguish and then one of the "others" will take his place. He was documented with 32 different and random personalities at one time and none of them were fun. His primary one is a humble scared little man who talks to imaginary rats. He loves his rats. He uses his rat bones for what he thinks is telling the future. Yup folks. he is one of the crazies....

[RekoShin]

Name: John Reaper
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short brown hair,Brown eyes, 6'3".
Tool: His gray T-shirt shirt and military pants.
Bio:He is a crazed military man, He thinks hes still fighting a war and Thinks every one is out to get him. Makes Explosives, weapons, and traps for a living. It took a whole team of swat and 7 Tranquilizer darts to get him on the island

[Giggilyomeromicon]

“So gentlemen, as you can see, the kidnapping of Nathan Explosion may or may destroy the world’s economy. Without him, Dethklok has no singer or lead. However, because of his appearance on the show, it has become insanely popular. Even more so, most people think this is advertising for their new tour. However, with the tour starting in a week, we have a serious problem on our hands. If Nathan Explosion remains on the island past the start of the tour, we can expect mass rioting to sweep the world.”

“Is there anything we can do to stop this from happening?”

“No. All we can do now is wait and hope for the best.”

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Rastledat suddenly felt that he was lying on sand. He quickly opened his eyes, sat up, and looked around. His view was of the ocean, and on either side of that were beaches stretching from horizon to horizon. He then looked down and saw that he was sitting on a beach. Standing up, he brushed the sand from his pants and turned around. There was a forest in front of him. And not just any forest, a rain forest. Suddenly it struck him. He wasn’t in LA anymore, and that meant he couldn’t get back his gold. Then it suddenly hit him again. He had no idea where he was, and he had no memory of how he got here. Rastledat decided to take a look around the forest, and try to find some way off the island. But before he could take two steps, he tripped over something. After falling face first into the sand, he got back up onto his knees and inspected the item that tripped him. It appeared to be his trusty four leaf clover umbrella. He quickly grabbed it and proceeded to enter the tree line ahead.

OOC: Yeah, I wrote this post just to start the RP >.>

[100thlurker]

Pizza...

Yum...

Ow...

That was the best the man could think of at the moment. His mind repeated the thoughts, cycling end over end. Tumbling over each other in that unbroken cycle till the cry of seagulls shattered it into a hundred, trillion little pieces...

A floaty voice echoed in his mind ,"Pecking. Hello Carson! Something is trying to eat you! Hello! Fine. Don't think I didn't warn you."
The only answer was a slight shifting and a mumble.

"GET THE FUCK UP!"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" And with that cry, Carson flew off the warm tropical sand a landed face first on the acrid particles. The seagull that was investigating the strange creature squakeed demurely watched with...amusement?

Gingerly, the man tested out his limbs, then lifted himself off the burning sands with a grunt. As he spat entire wads of sand, he eyed the seagull out of his pheriphal vision. It cocked its head.

"What are you looking at?"

"Ceaarrhhh!"

"Gah, birds."

Slowly, he rotated his head and eyeballed his surroundings. Which he had already suspected, tropical rainforests filled the background in greenery as blue ocean lapped at the seafront several meters away from him.

With a squack, the seabird pointed its beak at an unnatural lump of sand. Hope rose up in him, perhaps he had found a radio! Eagerly, Carson thrashed wildly at the sand covering the object. He swiped away the final layer and,

A yellow "Stock Market for Dummies" softcover stared back at him. Uncurable rage swelled from pores in his body that he never knew he had. The scrawny man flailed in every direction. Sand whipped away from his temper enhanced feet till he exhausted himself and fell flat on his back.

The seagull brought its beak to an outstretched wing and cleaned it unperturbed.

Exhuasted, the young man lifted the book out of the sand, and nearly dropped it. Eyeing it suspsicously, he grabbed it with both hands and pulled. His muscles rippled and became rigid as the pure weight of the book strove with the human's strength. Finally, Carson ripped the book from the unyeilding sands, and he laid it flat. It was about a foot thick.

Sucking in some fresh air, he declared piontedly, "Looks like I'll have a weapon", and then aimed a finger at the seagull, "And I'll name you Anvil."

[kongurous]

"Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee from the hills of Columbia?" the Dethphone said in alarm as the preset timer went off. Nathan's eyes exploded open in a fitful rage as he picked the Dethphone up and smashed it repeatedly into the sand.

"Shut. Up. You. Evil. Bastard." Nathan shouted, pounding the phone harmlessly into the sand. His wits suddenly returning, he hit the off button and noticed something was strange... sand.

"Sand? What the....," he said bewildered, looking around. He noticed a thick jungle... and decided it was time to investigate. Grabbing the chain of his Dethphone, he set off into the jungle.

With an extremely pissed off look on his face.

[RekoShin]

The sounds of gunfire and rockets woke John up. Ahh get to the bunker yelled John. Then he noticed he was on a beach. Where am.. wait a sec i know where i am! John quickly got up. Im on a island near korea! John heard gunfire in his mind and run off into the jungle screaming.

[Biohazard]

Jarod paced around on a rock, fidgeting, still feeling the sand on him. He was scared, how could he have gotten on this island? It was so dirty! Nature is bad! He had nature on him less than a minute ago, and he was without his wipes! Plus his assisstant was nowhere to be found, he couldnt survive without her! He slipped on the rock and fell to his knees tearing his pant leg. He screamed loudly at this and began stamping his feet around. He looked around for any signs of civilized hoping that he could find someone with a new pair of pants for him.

[Nickodemus]

The rat king was doing his usuall dailiy routine. He was in sewer 1-12 and seeing to the health of his friends when he turned the next corner a blinding light hit him. By now he was used to strange things happening so he just stuck up his hands and screamed HALIELUYA!! I SEE THE LIGHT!!!! and closed his eyes. When he opened them he was standing on a beach, the last words rolling off his tongue.

"This is not good King, We must get out of the light. People will see us here. They will mock us. We are different."

"Yes I agree ol' chap. It is indubitably in our best interests to be in that forest over their."

"Well, seeing as I concur with the council at the moment, and I am the King. We shall go that a way."

He swivelled and pointed. Since he had no direction sense it didn't matter to him. So he got down on his front arms and scuttled fast. He was in the tree line in minutes and stood back up. Sniffing around he could smell them. Their cheap purfumes and calones a give away. "I think we have founded them."

"Yes, my dear chap. It seems we have. Shall we have lunch?"

"Yes, eat them up. But the question is. Do we have katchup?"

"No, but we shal have to do. Catch them. Then worry about condiments and a knapkin."


The rat king set to making his trap. He dug a hole with his nails and then lined it with sticks. And then he head off to wait.

[RekoShin]

While walking in the jungle John quickly jumps into bush waiting for any signs of movement. In the distance he notices someone making a hole. Mines... These forest must have mines every where! There must be a camp near. Time to catch that soldier, he might know where it is. John picks up a big stick. These well do as a fine weapon.

[Nickodemus]

As the king finished his trap he smelled something odd. "human yes.... most definately human." and he stood up. "we smells you.... we knows were you are... but the problem is. Do you know were we are?" and with that he got down and scuttled into the underbrush. "Must go this away.... smells more humans... "

"Yes, they are this way King."

"We do concur. But we do not know were we are at King?"

"He is correct, but does it matter?"

"Yes it does. We might need their help if we are to find our way back to our precious kingdom. Our minions need us."

"As the King I do agree. We must try to get back for the sake of our flock. We continue this way." and he scuttled off once more.