hey

[hammocksleeper]

what the fuck is up fags? i ust spent ten munite walking this fat chick hom becasue im playing wingman tonight. well guess what wingman comes with a big price because not only did i pass up the chacen to score with some hot ass tonoght but i had tolisten to this bitch yap th whole way home about she isnt sexy enough.

she was like "yeah im tired of being the cute girl, the fun sister, the drunk girl. stumbling is not sexy" well i couldnt help but shrug my shoulders and say "hmm" because shes exactly right. she says "eah i need to work on my sexy." she says "wwhat is sexy to you" and i said, while trying to be very nice, "well gee thats complicated. what is sexy to you?" and she said "honestly, sexy underwear"

and i was like, wtf this chick likes dudes in sexy underwear!?!?? then i was like "what" and she was like no imean that makes ME feel sexy. and i was like "oh". anyway this chick balbbered on and on and i had to bite my tongue the whole way home just to stop from saying "youre fat, thats your problem". it can be tough sometimes.

but she is a great girl very friendly, hospitable. and fun. but not someone who im goignt o hookup with which is what she wants ironically enough, being a nice southern girl raised with strong morals. she has simialr probelms to a lot of guys on here who are friendzoned as "the nice guy"

anyway moral of the story: my friend is gonna have hell to pay when i call upon him to repay this wingman debt

[Spartan-II]

Nice, Hammock. Just make sure to let your friend know he owes you big. At least she was a nice person?

[B.A.Baracus]

Ah the fine subtleties of drunk talk, I know thee well.
Anyway Hamm the fat chick ain't always bad o.~
Mo cushion fo the pushin!

[Kingscrab]

Mo cushion fo the pushin! To quote a wise musician; "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'... if ya know what i mean!"

Work those mudflaps and smell the glove!

[Nuts]

what the fuck is up fags?

It amazing how your real personality shows through when you're drunk.

[TinyDancer]

It amazing how your real personality shows through when you're drunk.

That's what I was thinking.:confused:

[Seal]

agreed. true colors ftw.
note to self: dont let me get near a computer if and when i get less conscious

[PrestonBurke]

Lmao. My first time seeing a drunk thread.

[GenocideAlive]

It amazing how your real personality shows through when you're drunk.
I was wondering if I was the only one to find the "fags" comment to be casually dismissive enough to be something that hammock frequently thinks but doesn't say. Negative kharma for you, buddy.

[hammocksleeper]

It amazing how your real personality shows through when you're drunk.

Well I'm sorry you feel that way. I consider it a friendly greeting, as I wouldn't talk to anyone that way if they weren't my friend. In hindsight it was misjudgment on my part to drop the f bomb, considering how loopy you all get when it comes to the topic of homosexuality (and rightfully so, in some cases). If you think I am some kind of gay-basher then you are mistaken, though I recognize that what I said was very unbecoming of me.

[HyperDemonic]

what the fuck is up fags?
nothing much ass bandit,


nice storie any way ( i guess)

[monkeychrisbrownaj]

r u alowd to cuss here, cuz i dont wanna get kicked off! yeah, i am from queens new york and i am Ghetto Fabulous!

[ZeroDarkStar]

what the fuck is up fags?

I take great offense to that and i am now going to constantly send you bad energy waves via my mind through the internet.




beware

[Nuts]

I consider it a friendly greeting, as I wouldn't talk to anyone that way if they weren't my friend.

I recognize that what I said was very unbecoming of me.

You would make an excellent politician.

[100thlurker]

You would make an excellent politician.

Becuase he just said two statements that contradict each other?