starcraft pets

[neobowman]

imagine the zerg and protoss in forms of pets. any pet you want. for me that would be a doggy

Zerg Doggy: is cute and has nice shredding claws for attacking the mailman. Unfortunatly they sometimes try to kill you when you're asleep.

Protoss Doggy: although not as cute as the zerg doggy and won't let you go to church and they won't sleep or eat they ... well .................. they're tall.

[Holocaust]

Zerg Doggy? It'll kill me in the name of the Overmind, Hell no
Protoss Doggy? I can't even imagine what it would loook like

[Hotshot]

Somehow I felt this appropriate.
http://www.blizzard.com/images/broodwar/xmas-kerr.jpg

[own3d0406]

Eww you can see kerrigans tits :o

[raylu]

...you people are so messed up.

[PrestonBurke]

I seen that picture before, its LMAO hailarous.

I would own a Ursadon. Train it to become a Gentle Ben.

[WickedImposter]

nah. kakarus would be better. you can fly around :S

[Holocaust]

Any would be good -_-
If you poke it enough times, it blows up like a nuke

[Ninja95]

heh heh heh...imagine it...
you're bored so you start poking your dog...
Then it explodes...
heh...

[PrestonBurke]

Any would be good -_-
If you poke it enough times, it blows up like a nuke

Lmao i dont think i want a pet like that.

*me and my friends are nudging my dogs stomach*
"Dude, my dog is soo fat, I need to take it outside more often. Lets try to roll the dam thing over."
*Blows up at that second*

[Holocaust]

Eww you can see kerrigans tits :o

...Dude, how old are you >_>

[Siege_Commander]

Eww. @ holo, nice gogeta siggy^^

[Vezer]

Keri titties. Oh great, now I'm going to have nightmares. Sexy nightmares, but nightmares none the less.

[MatGeo]

Keri titties.

What does that have to do with anything???

And yes a ursadon would be cool...send it to some1 and put a sticker on the ursadon that says: "Poke me!" poke... poke... poke...boom...

a P pet would be cool too...

[BIGSKY]

i cant imagine

[MatGeo]

i cant image

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Do u mean you can't see the image?

[ArthurHudson1986]

My perfect starcraft pet would be a cross breed of a shark, a zerg, and a protoss.
The shark is my favorite animal.
I would have the protoss sheilding and psi teeth.
I will then take the ability to of the zerg to work togther, aswell as there ability to mutate and attampt to diffrent enviroments.

This pet is ideal for getting your enimes when they are swimming or having a bath. http://digilander.libero.it/le.faccine/faccinea/cartelli/statici/1524.gif

[DeltaFour]

Scantid FTW, huge, dual stingers and radiated venom, tame that thing and you've got one badass pet.

If fictional, I'd have to go with a Zerg Parrot. It would have some kind of wierd hover drive that the Guardian and Defiler apparently have, it would imitate you in that wierd, demented, infested human voice and try to spit acid on you every time you got near its cage. If someone strange came in the room, they'd be a steaming skeleton by the time they fully entered.

[Siege_Commander]

Keri titties. Oh great, now I'm going to have nightmares. Sexy nightmares, but nightmares none the less.

Eww, you have sexy nightmares of kerrigan?:chair:

And @criters::_poke:

[Holocaust]

o_O
Sexy nightmares aren't eww
They're scary yet sexy at the same time, that makes it even more thrilling

h0h0

[WickedImposter]

HOLO JUST SHUT UP ABOUT yOur niGHTAMRES. anyways, ya. i would get a muta. just fly around. or maybe a queen. spawn broodling every person you see lol. but the ursadon idea is funny.

[DeltaFour]

HOLO JUST SHUT UP ABOUT yOur niGHTAMRES.
I second that.

So, no one likes Scantids? Aw....poor giant scorpions....

[Holocaust]

HOLO JUST SHUT UP ABOUT yOur niGHTAMRES. anyways, ya. i would get a muta. just fly around. or maybe a queen. spawn broodling every person you see lol. but the ursadon idea is funny.

I never said anything about MY NIGHTMARES, SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
Handle a small joke, or just STFU

Here's an idea, pet Ultralisks

[Siege_Commander]

Oh yeah. This here's an ultra. Just like a mammoth.Only alien:P

[King_Critter]

Heh, ultras would be cool. :D

As for a SC critter... There aint room enough for both of us, pardner. :P

Actually, a scantid would be cool. How big are they, though? It's so hard to tell in SC.... Same goes for pretty much everything else, to. :(

[DeltaFour]

They seem to be about the size of an SCV, which is somewhat bulky, yet relatively small.

[Harbinger]

I'd get an Overmind egg and train it loyal to me alone... World domination would soon follow.

[DarkMirror]

Me, Id get a dark Templar squriel. Its invisible, and can chop you to pieces in 5 seconds flat.

[Siege_Commander]

Oh yeah, i second that. Imagine having an assain prtect you where ever you go? invisible to. Bring an obsever in case of explosives lol and you good.:P

[WickedImposter]

ya lol. dt partner. just imagine at a test

You: teacher, can i skip this test?

Teacher: you may not

*gets chopped up by dt*

or

You: hey, wanna see my inisible friend?

Them: pfft stop being a loser imaginary friends are for losers

*gets sliced*

[DarkMirror]

yeah, I think I hit the spot there.