Starcraft humor

[own3d0406]

Who knew SC could be funny? I was scrolling the tips screen when it said "tell everyomne you know to buy starcraft" And if you click on certain units several times, theyll say something funny. I liked the corsair, "What does this button do?" *whirring sounds* "I think this is a big mistake"

[MidnightGladius]

You finally noticed that? Wow, I had those figured out within a week of purchase.

"Explain this odd behavior - STOP POKING ME!"

[sololop]

Marine: I vote we frag this commander!

[Protosschick99]

Dude that's old--But glad you figured it out :P

Medic: Turn your head and cough!

lolz :P

[EvilEmpire]

Civilian: "I hope they dont put me in any tight spaces.. Im claustrophobic you know.."
SCV: "I told them not to put me in any tight spaces..."

[DBCooper]

Who knew SC could be funny? I was scrolling the tips screen when it said "tell everyomne you know to buy starcraft" And if you click on certain units several times, theyll say something funny. I liked the corsair, "What does this button do?" *whirring sounds* "I think this is a big mistake"

umm, you aint from around here, are you?

[techmaster]

Your thoughts betray you. I see you have an appatite for destruction. And yet you learn to use your illusion. But I find your lack of control disturbing.

Your taunts are ill advised, Templar. Do not revoke me to violence. You can no more evade my wrath than you could your own shadow.

[raylu]

Tuxedo made a map called Unit Conversations; the only sounds it uses are the ones you're talking about here.

http://www.staredit.net/index.php?download=1248

[lammas]

My favourite is this: If you pwn korean newbie you will see text: "u are is noob"

[MidnightGladius]

Haha, I actually had a Muslim attempting to convert me to Islam during the course of a game. All that typing seriously screwed up his/her gameplay, and it didn't really matter - I'm still kaffaar. :P

I really wish I had PenguinPlug when I played that game... T_T

[ShadeZ]

I figured it out before even getting the game due to playing warcraft 2... that has more funny tips like never spit into the wind, and stuff like that.

[DarkMirror]

The last one in tuxedos mao...
0.o

[PrestonBurke]

Heh, glad you figured it out.

I like the Arbiter "Are you intreasted in time travel."
Then you click again he he says something with warping.
Click again and his message *rewinds* back to "Are you intreasted in time travel."

Or the medics "Are you ready for your Sponge bath*
I also like the Terran Tank where he sings that one doomsday song.

[Ninja95]

You can listen to all of these in SCMDraft, under sounds.

I like the Science vessel with the monkeys, and the observer with "One small step for man, one giant leap for-STOP POKING ME!", and the Carriers that think they're better than you...

[U-238]

Who knew SC could be funny? I was scrolling the tips screen when it said "tell everyomne you know to buy starcraft" And if you click on certain units several times, theyll say something funny. I liked the corsair, "What does this button do?" *whirring sounds* "I think this is a big mistake"

Easily amused huh?

[MatGeo]

Easily amused huh?

LOOOOOL......rofl....that was briliant(well at least imho)....

A long time ago i was playing SC campaigns and i was pissed(don't remember why)...so i decided to click on infested Kerrigan maybe she will say something funny that will amuse me and she starts saying: "Don't think that i need you...should u become useless i'll kill you myself!" That pissed me off so bad i took all units i had and FF on Kerrigan.

Anyways i like Duke: "Some good ol' fashioned discipline...that's what you need!"

[MidnightGladius]

If you ever try out Mp)3's Everarcha RPG 1-2 (great map with awesome boss concepts... 'cept for filesize), you'll see that he makes great use out of the unit sounds.

[own3d0406]

You finally noticed that? Wow, I had those figured out within a week of purchase.

Yeah, I felt like playing the game

[Veeger]

My personal favorite is Medic: "Where does it hurt?"

[ShadeZ]

;( that's just a regular comment by the medic...

[Siege_Commander]

Yeah.. in my pants lol

[own3d0406]

Zergling bite off your testicles?

[U-238]

Those last two posts were dirty. Just dirty.

[WickedImposter]

Those last two posts were dirty. Just dirty.

have to agree there. lol though. they were pretty funny.

[neobowman]

one of the comments the observer says is in german...... it's other coments are just plain weird

[Siege_Commander]

lol. they were sent by hitler. j/k no offense

[WickedImposter]

ZHA HITLA! j/k. anyways many of the units make funny comments, but only if you click them straight for like 2-3 minutes. and animals explode offline :P

[Schwitzer]

Valkyrie: You're being very naughty.

Medic: I've already checked you out, Commander.
Medic: You want another physical?

:D

[Ktan]

How did I know someone like Schwitzer would post those ones?

I must say, I am a fan of the Science Vessel.

"E= MC...doh, let me get my notepad..."
and the Lab Monkeys...awesomeness.

[Wehrmacht]

haha
my personal favorite!
Dragoon: Drop your Weapon, you have 15 seconds to comply *pause* 5..4...3...2..1 *shoots*
^^

[ArthurHudson1986]

My personal favorite is :

Atanis's phrase that says starcraft is much more complicate the warcraft!!

[EvilEmpire]

My personal favorite is :

Atanis's phrase that says starcraft is much more complicate the warcraft!!
This is not WarCraft in space! Its ... much more complicated...! :D
--
I know its not 3D!
lmao

[ArthurHudson1986]

yep thats the one, I just couldn't rember the exact phrase

[WickedImposter]

i love vult and rine things when you click them too much

"i vote we frag this commander"

"f**k off!"

oh and i like the creatures when you click them 14 times in a row off line ;)

"BOOM"