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Protosschick99
08-15-2006, 4:24 AM
That there are now maps where the landscaping is pr0n? :(
I heard from my nephews that there are now new maps on B.Net where all of the land is a porn pic--I haven't been on b.net in years, so I was wondering if it was true so that way I don't go into those games without knowing :P
MidnightGladius
08-15-2006, 6:09 AM
Yep, sadly enough, though I find it absolutely hilarious, as a matter of fact.
To be on the safe side, simply don't play Use Map Settings games. It's better for your "health", too :)
lammas
08-15-2006, 8:03 AM
woot? O_O
never heard of this... i gues i gotta put public games filter to "ums only" then:D
MidnightGladius
08-15-2006, 8:26 AM
To be serious, lammy, it's not worth it. Really. Since it's SC, color variety isn't all that great on any one tileset, nor is resolution, and the dl size is larger, relatively speaking, than a similar jpg.
It's true...
However, it's damn hard to get the hole picture... ;)
SuiCidAl-KiSmEt
08-15-2006, 8:54 AM
Yup. There is a simple program these days that converts jpg to maps and what tileset it you be in. Yah, I think there is like a few series that take part on that. And the download rate is normal <caugh>
Don't worry, its not that populare.
Not popular eh? Then how come every time I head onto B.net east I can't even look at the game menu without seeing some sort of porn based shit on there? It's a lot more popular than you think. (Thus why I rarly play UMS and stick to melee)
Schwitzer
08-15-2006, 9:37 AM
It just seems like a waste of time and energy, really. If you really want porn, go get proper porn.
Okey, the concept is amusing and whoever did it first is a bit of a comedian - albeit, a perverted one. But really... do we all need to flock into a game to gawk at something that vaguely resembles a nipple? :/
I've known that for eons now. :angel: And also right after picking a certain map that had Pylons to make the 'moving'... *Uhm* nevermind. Screw that just out of your heads. You've never heard/saw me speaking 'bout it. :P
Edit add: As Schwitty said, if you want the real deal... go n' fetch it. :shiftyl:
Schwitzer
08-15-2006, 9:44 AM
I've known that for eons now. :angel: And also right after picking a certain map that had Pylons to make the 'moving'... *Uhm* nevermind. Screw that just out of your heads. You've never heard/saw me speaking 'bout it. :P
Oh my... those kinky Protoss... always with the Pylons everywhere :o
Alexisonfire
08-15-2006, 10:09 AM
i gots to have mes pr0n and if i can get it while playing a game of sc it makes my life that much easyer and altho its such bad quality i thik every1 knoes how hadr it is to fine pr0n on the internet
MidnightGladius
08-15-2006, 10:39 AM
Not really, unless you live in an Islamic fundamentalist theocracy, which you don't.
Markpyro
08-15-2006, 12:29 PM
i gots to have mes pr0n and if i can get it while playing a game of sc it makes my life that much easyer and altho its such bad quality i thik every1 knoes how hadr it is to fine pr0n on the internet
Jeeze, get a girl :shiftyl:. That's just sad.
Siege_Commander
08-15-2006, 1:48 PM
Dont you know how easy it is to get pron? shit man, google
Protosschick99
08-15-2006, 2:23 PM
Thank you everyone for letting me know :)
That sucks too cuz I really enjoy playing UMS maps :(
Dusty_
08-15-2006, 3:44 PM
porn is cool
Protosschick99
08-15-2006, 3:59 PM
For you but not for me :P
Neu(t)ral Damage
08-15-2006, 4:09 PM
There's a series called Sexy Pics that thinks it's funny to show gay porn.
Just ignore it :shiftyl:
Protosschick99
08-15-2006, 4:31 PM
Thanks for the warning--Cuz that would gross me out entirely :P
sololop
08-16-2006, 3:20 AM
It's also filtered onto warcraft. I dont play it, but scolling through its like "Porn slideshow join n0wz0rs!"
Pathetic. Blizzard needs active people banning hosts of these things.
Protosschick99
08-16-2006, 7:14 AM
Dang WC too?
Wow........
And I agree--Blizzard SHOULD ban these things.
AnonCastillo
08-16-2006, 8:03 AM
WC3 was probably doing it before SC, much easier to put a porn pic into WC3 than SC (the preview and loading pics can be customized so there are a lot of maps that are really just a loading pic of porn).
I find it funny, but if I'm gonna look at porn I'll just google boobs or something.
And protoss chick, 90%+ of the time it's obvious when joining a game whether or not its porn, if they're hosting a game with naked people they're going to advertise the fact most of the time. I wouldn't worry too much about your ums experience.
The effort of banning these things is more trouble than it's worth, in my opinion.
MatGeo
08-16-2006, 3:20 PM
Porn pics SUCK! They are an embarrasment to bnet...i'm still angry with myself for joining such a game once...
It also bugs me that people give names that refer to such things to good maps like rpgs or MicroTourney so that more ppl will join... :/
That pisses me off coz micro tourney has a korean name like most of these undecent maps...and i can't make the diffrence.... XD
Banning these is a great idea like every1 else stated...
But blizzard doesn't seem to care... :(
PrestonBurke
08-16-2006, 5:27 PM
That there are now maps where the landscaping is pr0n? :(
I heard from my nephews that there are now new maps on B.Net where all of the land is a porn pic--I haven't been on b.net in years, so I was wondering if it was true so that way I don't go into those games without knowing :P
LMAO!!! Wow... that would be a easy B.net win. Everybody will be drooling over the map and then the creater secretly builds up a giant attack force and crushes his enemys. Weee! Free Ladder points!
Protosschick99
08-16-2006, 5:37 PM
That pisses me off coz micro tourney has a korean name like most of these undecent maps...and i can't make the diffrence.... XD
Micro tourney's are sooo awesome!! I love to do cannon rushes :D
IrishDutchman
08-16-2006, 5:53 PM
What just totally freaks me out is to see the list of public games filled with 'Strip Hermione"
:o
DarkMirror
08-16-2006, 5:58 PM
yeah, iv seen a "strip Sakura" craze going on
Protosschick99
08-16-2006, 5:59 PM
Some ppl on Battle.Net seriously need lives, lolz.
King_Critter
08-16-2006, 7:45 PM
Some ppl on Battle.Net seriously need lives, lolz.
No, really? ^_^
Yeah, it's pretty obvious if it's a porno game. Unless you can't read of course, and think that "Strip the girl!!!!" actaully means "Crash RPG." :D Or something like that... ^_^
U-238
08-16-2006, 10:18 PM
Thank God I've still got morals. Most of those games are ums are they not. I don't go into them to find out so I wouldn't know. However I'd hate to go into a game advertised as a 1v1 @ Luna or LT or somthing and end up seeing... well yea w/e you know. (yet another reason I stick to pgt maps/my maps.)
MatGeo
08-17-2006, 12:57 AM
Micro tourney's are sooo awesome!! I love to do cannon rushes :D
We are talking about the same Micro Tourney right....i'm talking about the one where you and your opponent receive units and u gotta micro to win...i don't see how u can cannon rush in it...or were you thinking about something else?
Protosschick99
08-17-2006, 5:51 AM
I'm thinking about Microhunters--Mah bad :D
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