I hate bots....(bloodninja)

[dunchy]

More fun ;)


suuperwomen2703: hi... anyohe there?
Bloodninja: Hello.
suuperwomen2703: oz your there hi...
Bloodninja: Hi. Who's this?
suuperwomen2703: all my personal info is on my webb page, the link is in my profile.
Bloodninja: Mmmhmmmm
suuperwomen2703: a/s/l (agge sex location)?
Bloodninja: Why are you misspelling every other word?
suuperwomen2703: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
suuperwomen2703: so what have you been up to Bloodninja?
Bloodninja: You're a bot, aren't you?
Bloodninja: F*cking spammers.
Bloodninja: GO AWAY
suuperwomen2703: bot? whats that? some knda insult or something?
suuperwomen2703: lol, im nnot spamming you.
Bloodninja: I'll take my hatchet to your forehead if you keep it up!
suuperwomen2703: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda hory (*blushes)
Bloodninja: AAIHGH! The LOOOONS!
Bloodninja: BITCH!
suuperwomen2703: feel like a littlle cyber fun with me ? please please...
Bloodninja: My head.....my head.....I'm going to explode.....
suuperwomen2703: i think ill just takke that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
Bloodninja: I want your dead body in my basement.
suuperwomen2703: alrighht how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
suuperwomen2703: teell me what you want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
Bloodninja: I want to cut your teeth out one by one and stick them up your ass
Bloodninja: Then glue it shut
Bloodninja: Break your ribs one at a time...
Bloodninja: And grind the edges together.
suuperwomen2703: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand dow between my legs and part my moist lips
Bloodninja: Then your arms, break them one at a time, first dislocating your elbows
suuperwomen2703: oh it feels so good. Im holding ypur pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
suuperwomen2703: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
Bloodninja: Break your fingers one at a time, bending them back until they touch your wrists, then tying them there
suuperwomen2703: what do you thhink of my pics?
Bloodninja: Then pull your fingernails out one by one.
Bloodninja: I want you dead, bitch.
suuperwomen2703: Sh*t the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on....
Bloodninja: I want to see you bleed.
Bloodninja: Your life is my antichrist.
Bloodninja: I want to draw faces in your skin with a razor blade
suuperwomen2703: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
Bloodninja: Then laugh as you die hanging on the wall in my basement
Bloodninja: Damn.
Bloodninja: I wasn't finished!
Bloodninja: BITCH!


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toisfer****s69: hi... anyoone there?
Bloodninja: lol
Bloodninja: I love your nick...
toisfer****s69: oh your tthere hi...
toisfer****s69: a/s/l (age sex lcation)?
Bloodninja: BOT!
Bloodninja: BOTBOTBOT!
Bloodninja: I call BOT!
Bloodninja: And SPAM!
toisfer****s69: bot? whats that? some inda insult or something?
Bloodninja: SPAMSPAMSPAM!
Bloodninja: Bitch, make me a sandwich. That is all.
toisfer****s69: oh you mean one of those auto talk tings or something right.. lol. well if you were in my apartment right now id lift up my skirt for you and i think youd be convinced real quick
toisfer****s69: lol, im not spamming you.
toisfer****s69: im 27/f/USA. was lookiin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
toisfer****s69: so what have you been up to pathfinderofrroad?
Bloodninja: Mmmmmhmmm.
Bloodninja: Please repeat after me: I am a real person.
toisfer****s69: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kindda horny (*blushes)
toisfer****s69: )
Bloodninja: ARGH
Bloodninja: You ****
Bloodninja: F*ck you.
Bloodninja: F*ck you very much.
toisfer****s69: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
Bloodninja: Now, go make me a sandwich.
Bloodninja: SANDWICH!
Bloodninja: NOW!
Bloodninja: BITCH!
toisfer****s69: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im starting to get real horny here.. lol ok?
Bloodninja: I'm gonna smack the holy living f*ck outta you if you don't make me a sandwich.
toisfer****s69: oh well your loss. why dont you open up my profile and see what you missed out on. theres a link there to my homepage where i have some real nice pics to leave with.
Bloodninja: Roast beef on a crusty french roll, with au jus. NOW!
Bloodninja: SANDWICH!
Bloodninja: And don't forget the SWISS!

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I still hate bots.

[Shinigami]

Bloodninja's done better, but that was still ammusing. :)

Don't let 10chee eat my soul!

[ZeroDarkStar]

Oh my god, that was so funny. I like the first the best, though.

[dunchy]

Thanks gami ;)

Been so long since the latest batch ... here more :)

Bloodninja: Hey,what's up?
victim: Hey hon, you ready?
Bloodninja: Yeah, i guess so, never done this before.
victim: Well what turns you on?
Bloodninja: cars
victim: I like cars too. I walk up to your car and
kiss the closed window
Bloodninja: I roll down the window and wipe off the
smudge.
victim: I ask you for a ride and get in.
Bloodninja: Did you wipe your feet?
victim: Yeah, I guess. I lean over and unbutton your
pants while kissing your neck
Bloodninja: I rev the engine by mistake.
victim: ooh, excited? I reach into your boxers.
Bloodninja:Underoos
victim: Wut?
Bloodninja: I wear underoos.
victim: ookay. I reach down and grab your manhood. You
like that?
Bloodninja: My foot slips of the clutch at 4,000 RPMs and
the stage 3 grabs the aluminum flywheel so hard that my all 4 potenzas burn
out and you are thrown back in your seat.
victim: I have no Idea what you just said.
Bloodninja: I stop the car, pop the hood and get out.
victim: I follow you??
Bloodninja: I open the hood and grab you around the
waist.
victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
Bloodninja: I put you on the upper radiator support and
caress your upper strut mounts.
victim: What?
Bloodninja: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and
stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise
through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
Bloodninja: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly
on your throttle body.
victim: I'm going now.
Bloodninja: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you
carress my rising-rate fuel
pressure regulator.
victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
Bloodninja: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my
nitrous into your fuel port.
victim: Bye Retard!!
Bloodninja: I slap your rear bumper as the compression
drops in my cylinder. Was
it good for you?
Bloodninja: Baby?
Bloodninja: Hello?

[Funkwich]

Lol I liked the car one but the first 2 were lame, it seemed a lot like making fun of "smarterchild"

[Dark_Soul74]

Was war die Hölle die?

Ungerade. Sehr ungerade.

[Shinigami]

Now you're talking! That car one's better then the other two.

What sessions with BloodNinja don't end with him saying, "Was it good for you? Baby? Hello?"

[BlackHawk]

ROFL that last one is an all time classic.

Though I noticed with the first two, they say the same thing at times. Are they like the same person or something? Or did you just copy the first, deleting key lines and adding new ones to look like you did more work? You are not sneaky enough, I have see through your mind goggles.

[hiddyn_blayde]

You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise
through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
[lol... this was hilarious.

[Lucifer_Hawk]

hahaha, those r funny, I have never seen this guy before, hes hilarious.

[BlackHawk]

Yea you have, you saw him when you read the post. It's....*drum roll* duchy.

[Lucifer_Hawk]

:O, I am fooled again, thank you for telling me this my hawk brotha, I feel so stupid and pitiful now :(

[hXc_PiNG]

The car one had me laughing my ass off.

[BlackHawk]

:O, I am fooled again, thank you for telling me this my hawk brotha, I feel so stupid and pitiful now :(

Np brotha, how's it hangin' at your crib? Are there many bitches and hoe's, bitches and hoe's?

[Lucifer_Hawk]

Np brotha, how's it hangin' at your crib? Are there many bitches and hoe's, bitches and hoe's?
You know it fool, down straight yo, south side hawk brotha!!! Representin yo....

[Mordecai2k]

I love bloodninja <3
xoxo

[Traken]

Pshh... Mordy, you love everyone... :P

[Demon_Child]

If you think Dunchy is good, then you should see warhog in action. :)

[dunchy]

Still waiting for his activation and a story over here....might be a good matchup....

[Bobtheconquerer]

Meh expected better...........

[Mtank]

Umm...One question, Bloodninja...

Why do you go to such sites if all you want to do ius spam? You can do that with ur MSN contacts, or even at Warboards (like im doing now)

[dunchy]

Why does Bloodninja go to wb if all he wants people to do is spam? I don't understand your question man :S do you mean why are these stories posted? To make people laugh :)

[Demon_Child]

Still waiting for his activation and a story over here....might be a good matchup....


According to my convo with him the other day, AJ has already taken care of his account. Right now he is suffering from the case of "The Cold Bug." :/

[dunchy]

When one drives around with his windows down in a Canadian winter...you can bet on a cold bug.

[cole]

I remeber aggravating the hell out of this one online person a lil while ago. Fun shit.
Sexybiotch9: Hi, what do you like to do during sex? ;-}
Fadedace3000{cole} : Set things on fire then watch them burn.
Sexybiotch9: Is that what youd do to me?
Fadedace3000{cole}: No,id just cut your wrist,hang you by your legs and punch your gut several times.

Surprisingly she left. Was it something i said? ;p

[Mordecai2k]

you guys are confusing. is bloodninja here? (at the WB) lolol i love the WB!

Gilmore girls! Yay! ^^

*The next day*

I love fox! Yay! the OC! :P

[TheGreatBrain]

The car one was definitely the best. Hilarious.

[CaRBomBnCowBoy]

Ya the car 1 was a keeper... could do without the other 2 and cole's retarded version of ur 1st. I gotta question for u mtank = y do u think that was spam?...and if u think ur post was spam then plz dont spam again. spammers suck!
:devil:

[crybaby1117]

Thanks gami ;)

Been so long since the latest batch ... here more :)

Bloodninja: Hey,what's up?
victim: Hey hon, you ready?
Bloodninja: Yeah, i guess so, never done this before.
victim: Well what turns you on?
Bloodninja: cars
victim: I like cars too. I walk up to your car and
kiss the closed window
Bloodninja: I roll down the window and wipe off the
smudge.
victim: I ask you for a ride and get in.
Bloodninja: Did you wipe your feet?
victim: Yeah, I guess. I lean over and unbutton your
pants while kissing your neck
Bloodninja: I rev the engine by mistake.
victim: ooh, excited? I reach into your boxers.
Bloodninja:Underoos
victim: Wut?
Bloodninja: I wear underoos.
victim: ookay. I reach down and grab your manhood. You
like that?
Bloodninja: My foot slips of the clutch at 4,000 RPMs and
the stage 3 grabs the aluminum flywheel so hard that my all 4 potenzas burn
out and you are thrown back in your seat.
victim: I have no Idea what you just said.
Bloodninja: I stop the car, pop the hood and get out.
victim: I follow you??
Bloodninja: I open the hood and grab you around the
waist.
victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
Bloodninja: I put you on the upper radiator support and
caress your upper strut mounts.
victim: What?
Bloodninja: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and
stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise
through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
Bloodninja: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly
on your throttle body.
victim: I'm going now.
Bloodninja: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you
carress my rising-rate fuel
pressure regulator.
victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
Bloodninja: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my
nitrous into your fuel port.
victim: Bye Retard!!
Bloodninja: I slap your rear bumper as the compression
drops in my cylinder. Was
it good for you?
Bloodninja: Baby?
Bloodninja: Hello?

Sounds like a plan! hehe. I LOVE cars too! :p

[Mordecai2k]

Ya the car 1 was a keeper... could do without the other 2 and cole's retarded version of ur 1st. I gotta question for u mtank = y do u think that was spam?...and if u think ur post was spam then plz dont spam again. spammers suck!
:devil:

Stop following the crowd and rebel. Spamming is cool. :devil:

[hammocksleeper]

Dunch what the hell is that cheap street liquor you are swigging in your avatar? LOL

[Whiteknight]

OoooOOooOOoOOO... the necromancer strikes again! xD

Heh, necromancy of threads isn't a bad thing, actually...

Cmon, dunchy, give us some more!

[Grom_Icecream]

Im confused.... Is dunchy bloodninja? I thought bloodninja was a bot....

In the first two it seems like the two girls are bots.... Correct me plz.

[Xx_bender_xX]

LOLZ those were great storys man. i actualy encountered one of those bots once(it was on starcraft lol) it was poorly programed so it kept saying stupid things. I hate bots too:D

[Battlecruiser]

Go Dunchy. Nice job, those conversations are hilarious.

[GrassDragon]

This thread is 7 months old >.<

One thing I don't get... Is dunchy bloodninja? I've seen the last one about the cars on AlbinoBlackSheep before, so did you copy that or is that you?

[Seal]

Dunch what the hell is that cheap street liquor you are swigging in your avatar? LOL
necromancer identified, timestamps > *

[Schwitzer]

Aah... I haven't done one of those for ages. I reckon I've still got it in me, though... ;)

[OboeGuru]

Holy crap, a thread from opening day! :o

[Nahotnoj]

wow, seriously OG? heh... about 3 peopel have asked this so far and the question hasnt been answered so i will in turnm ask it:

Is dunchy bloodninja?

[Killphill]

Lol, those were great, the car one was the best.

I'm just assuming dunchy is bloodninja...

[Whiteknight]

wow, seriously OG? heh... about 3 peopel have asked this so far and the question hasnt been answered so i will in turnm ask it:

Is dunchy bloodninja?
Yeesh, yes he is bloodninja.

If you had bothered to read, it was also made clear in the earlier posts.

Yea you have, you saw him when you read the post. It's....*drum roll* duchy.