The New Forum Scapegoat

[Black.Ice]

Seeing that Whiteknight is MIA, we need a new forum scapegoat.

Rather than doing a nomination thread, I've decided a few people who I think would be best for the title. If you feel that someone is worthy of this title, please post them in the thread. I'll then pester Schwitzer to change the poll. You can pester him too. He loves it.

GenocideAlive - GenocideAlive is well suited for this position because he keeps saying statements, such as, "IT IS MY COMPLETE FAULT!" and keeps dissing the current scapegoat because he's missing.

Kongurous - Kongurous is a post-whore, and is the person currently with the highest post count. Because he, technically, has contributed more to the forums than the rest of us, it seems logical that we should place the blame on him.

Dunchy - Just because. No reason needed.

Neo - His illustrious marriage / scandal / fling with SarahK reduced what little was left of his reputation. Seeing that he has nothing to lose, we might as well blame shit on him too!

Schwitzer - He's the new admin; he deserves the right to be blamed when things get f'd up.

The n00bs - Rather than venting our anger on a single person, lets blame them damn n00bs. It's all their fault! This will lead to a new era, where n00bs will no longer exist because of the fear of being blamed!

Multiple voting is allowed; pick who you think would be the best.

[kongurous]

I voted all available members; I don't care which.

[Mtank]

What about you?

[Magmaniac]

i think we should have a nomination thread first :P
I want ME To be the scapegoat.

[MatGeo]

Probably GA would be the best for the job since he can solve problems very easily let's give him more problems to solve...so he doesn't get bored on vacation...:D

P.S: Plz don't kill me for this last affirmation GA...

[Black.Ice]

What about you?

I don't make mistakes; therefore I can't be blamed. Duh.

[TinyDancer]

All of the above, plus SarahK.

[CrazyTom]

We need someone who we blame stuff on but can respond in a witty fashion, w/o flaming/ resorting to f-bombs. So not SK or GA, sadly.

[Ark-templarius]

We need someone who we blame stuff on but can respond in a witty fashion, w/o flaming/ resorting to f-bombs. So not SK or GA, sadly.
That'd be Jez then. Playing cat and mouse is a lot of fun with him because you're never quite sure who the cat and who the mouse in the cat costume is.

[kongurous]

We need someone who we blame stuff on but can respond in a witty fashion, w/o flaming/ resorting to f-bombs. So not SK or GA, sadly.

I'm fairly fond of flaming and the f-word, but apparently not with witty responses.

But hey, I can take jokes (everyone on IRC can attest to this). In other words, vote kong :P

[Mtank]

I don't make mistakes; therefore I can't be blamed. Duh.

But you can be blamed for other people's mistakes. You should be blamed for other people's mistakes!

[Spartan-II]

I voted Kong. He always fucks up, and it's always his fault when I fuck up. <3 Kong

[Schwitzer]

I remember I once got accused of stealing a cookie from a cookie jar (or somesuch) when I was young.

Yeah. I haven't been wrongly blamed for things since. Lesson learned.

[Spartan-II]

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Schwitzer stole the cookie from the cookie jar..

I still vote kong. He causes most fuck ups 'round hea.

[Ark-templarius]

I remember I once got accused of stealing a cookie from a cookie jar (or somesuch) when I was young.

Yeah. I haven't been wrongly blamed for things since. Lesson learned.
Yuh huh... so you're saying you didn't cause those tornados in my state tonight? Don't lie to me!

[kongurous]

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Schwitzer stole the cookie from the cookie jar..

I still vote kong. He causes most fuck ups 'round hea.

I voted Kong. He always fucks up, and it's always his fault when I fuck up. <3 Kong

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b247/lapdducky1/super80s.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b247/lapdducky1/super80s.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b247/lapdducky1/super80s.jpg

[Spartan-II]

I don't get it.

/dumb

[Ark-templarius]

I might change my vote to Kong just because of the avatar. I know what that is and it scares me. o_-

[kongurous]

I might change my vote to Kong just because of the avatar. I know what that is and it scares me. o_-

Sweet.

I don't get it.

/dumb

Thats the point, actually.

[Aquarian]

I'd say kong.

and keeps dissing the current scapegoat because he's missing.
I blame that on WK himself.

[Tharisfal]

GA. He is the most intolerant of all members this forum has ever seen. So he has my vote.

[Demon_Child]

One vote for both dunchy AND Schwitzer since both of them are the forum drunkards. Besides, they deserve to be blamed just for the hell of it. ;)

[Nickodemus]

I vote for me. I can take it. Come on give it to me because well I have kids so nothing you do can phase me. GA and sarah get too pissy to quick and the rest cant handle the pressure

[kongurous]

3 way tie between GA, danch, and me.

[Kingscrab]

3 way tie between GA, danch, and me. There ya punk. I just tipped the vote in your favor. ;)

[kongurous]

There ya punk. I just tipped the vote in your favor. ;)

You win a promotional "vote kong" image.

[MatGeo]

Lol too bad i already voted coz now i realise i should've voted kong... :P

[Seal]

heh, to even the scores i left kong out :b

[Veeger]

Kong is winning, and Kong makes more sense to me. :shiftyl:

However, Dunchy is much more eloquent in his posts. Even when he is drunk. :shiftyr:

I think we should blame Neo. According to Genocide Alive (may he live forever, and be blessed with all of the blessings of Abadon), Neo has bipolar. Genocide Alive is never wrong, so it must be true!

[kongurous]

Feel my scapegoating power!

[GenocideAlive]

My vote would have to be SarahK, because I've rarely seen someone so unequivocally, openly hated every time she opens her mouth. Comeuppance aside.

If it's just going to be an attention-whore thing, I really would like my name unassociated. >:S

[kongurous]

Being the scapegoat isn't about being hated.

[Nickodemus]

Its about the love......Can you feel it?

I can, if not from you all, from me and my.......<erm> wait, different thread...

<grin, sorry>

[Darkslayer633]

I voted dunch... mainly because I wanna keep the title of official scape goat in canada

Blame canada awe jea

CANADA FTW w00t

[Seal]

blame canada.. for being the win?

[Veeger]

Yes. Because Canada is the ultimate scapegoat.

[Kingscrab]

Yes. Because Canada is the ultimate scapegoat. Pitchforks to the ready! :_owned:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blame_Canada

[BlackHawk]

dunchy.

If not Kongurous.

As long as we have a scapegoat it's all good.

[Aqo]

Woah, where did dunchy get all those sudden votes from?

[hammocksleeper]

It's already dunchy. It's his fault that this thread was started. It's his fault that Schwitzer became admin and he caused the recent downtime of Warboards. How could y'all not have realized this!!!!??

[Seal]

moderator bias i say ;)

[Sirion]

Definately kong. Everything is his fault.

If I had to pick otherwise, I guess Dunchy since he seems cool. I don't really know him that well though.

Sirion out.

[Markpyro]

dunchy. I like him = scapegoat ftw.

[Ktan]

I'd offer myself, but I feel I'm grossly undequalified.

Dunchy or Schwitzer.

[kongurous]

You guys suck.

[sololop]

Schwitzer. Why? I don't like his avatar.

[Protoss_Honor]

Schwitzer, Kongurous, or dunchy. Either one of those three would be fine. All three would be fine also.

[Seal]

You guys suck.
jealous now? :(
take a cookie. :cookie:

[claus]

Schwitzer, Kongurous, or dunchy. Either one of those three would be fine. All three would be fine also.
Which raises the question. Why not multiple scapegoats? I mean if we didn't feel like blaming one hey theres others.

[Seal]

claus, i believe that's because it's easier to remember just one potential scapegoat than it is to remember three.

[Basan]

Just 'cause I see guilt written all over it's face... that and I love his face's expressions. I just imagine him playing his "who, moi?" face extremely well. :)

[Black.Ice]

35 people have spoken, dunchy. It's official; you're the scapegoat.

Congratulations.

[kongurous]

35 people have spoken, dunchy. It's official; you're the scapegoat.

Congratulations.

technically 16 people have spoken.

[Black.Ice]

"Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 35. You have already voted on this poll."

35 people have spoken, only 16 of them in the right direction, so to speak. ;)

[kongurous]

You take a drunk Canadian over a spam king to be your scapegoat... sad.

[GenocideAlive]

I voted Dunchy because kong is already getting on my fucking nerves about it.

[kongurous]

I voted Dunchy because kong is already getting on my fucking nerves about it.

That's the point. Blame me.

[Seal]

we don't blame you because you want to be blamed. that's the point.

[dunchy]

I voted Dunchy because kong is already getting on my fucking nerves about it.

haha, thanks. I kinda notice how kongo is really taking this to the most extreme level possible.

we don't blame you because you want to be blamed. that's the point.

not to mention the whole 'god damn it pick me!!!' thing to it :(

You take a drunk Canadian over a spam king to be your scapegoat... sad.

Relax man, relax. Maybe some folks don't want a spam king to blame?

35 people have spoken, dunchy. It's official; you're the scapegoat.

Congratulations.

I'd rather be back to a mod :( But thanks in any case, I'll try to live up to the image?


I was going to vote GA, but then I realized he's just E-thug the crap out of anyone trying to blame him. Here's an example, and use Lewis Black's voice for GA.

[some random warboards dude] "BlamE GA!!"
[GA] Fffffffff-uck you!
[random warboards dude] :(

Awesome, but not exactly the image is it?

Next was Kong, great person, but a tad heavy (yet light) on the posts. I still love the gent though.

Schwitzer? Yeah... Well he's Australian. It's his fault that Schwitzer became admin Very true! Nice to see somone pick that up! Schwitz is an admin though, why blame someone who can ban you easily?

Neo, large and incharge. Plus the guys got a wedding soon! He's too busy to blame!

The noobs? nah, too boring :(

And others....right on!!

[BlackHawk]

dunchy ftw. Err...for the blame :\.

[Basan]

You take a drunk Canadian over a spam king to be your scapegoat... sad.

Sad is, 'someone' saying not long ago (http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=18735&highlight=life+spam+king) that it really didn't care (for such trivial things). :P

we don't blame you because you want to be blamed. that's the point.

My thoughts exactly. May I also just state that you're my favourite aquatic mamal in here? :D

[GrimTerror]

Why bother finding a new one? Not only do you get to keep your beloved WK as your own personal "It's all his bloody fault" pawn, but you can stop attention-whoring at the same time.

If anything needs to be covered up, blame it on the fact that WK isnt here. If he was here, he would be blamed, but seeing as he isnt here you can't blame him. So the reason to blame WK is beacause he isnt actually here to be blamed, thus abandoning his duty as forum scapegoat and because he's abandoned his duty he's the one to be blamed when the forum implodes on itself...

[Nickodemus]

I voted Dunchy because kong is already getting on my fucking nerves about it.


Jeasus GA. Your'e on my fucking nerves. Please come down of the high horse and get over it for christ fucking sake!!! HE was joking..... And If i get banned, o well..... Not my fault, caught me at a good point i guess.

Kong is it..... If i cant be it, then i say him...


GA and sarah get my vote for Winney love bitches.

[U-238]

noooooooooooooooooo! not dunchy!!! :/

I voted GA and the n00bs. (Seeing as they don't get enough crap blamed on them as it is.)

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Dunchy ftw! Canada is always to blame!

[DragonPaladin]

Yea, Canada causes everything.

[kongurous]

Sad is, 'someone' saying not long ago (http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=18735&highlight=life+spam+king) that it really didn't care (for such trivial things). :P

You misquote me, good sir.

[Schwitzer]

After careful consideration (haha) I've voted for dunchy. For one thing, "Blame Canada" was playing through my head. But really, he's just a loveable guy who can take it on the chin.

Not the only place he takes it, but oh well. Zing!

[GenocideAlive]

"E-thug"? When did I graduate from "mindless spamming flamer of the f-bomb"?

[kongurous]

"E-thug"? When did I graduate from "mindless spamming flamer of the f-bomb"?

The same time I graduated to assfairy.

[GenocideAlive]

Wow, we're growing up fast.

[Seal]

indeed. you two have come a long way..

My thoughts exactly. May I also just state that you're my favourite aquatic mamal in here?
heh, thanks :>

[MatGeo]

Dunchy leads with 5 votes it seems he shall be the future scapegoat...sorry kong :P

[GrassDragon]

If I remember correctly, Canada was second in the scapegoat vote the first time around. And isn't WK from Canada as well?

[Pirahordica_King]

I elect myself as the new scapegoat.

[gordomay]

I'm fairly fond of flaming and the f-word, but apparently not with witty responses.

But hey, I can take jokes (everyone on IRC can attest to this). In other words, vote kong :P

Kong, I don't think your that bad. I've meet peeps alot worse then you. So I think the escapegoats need tobe the NOOBS.

[kongurous]

I elect myself as the new scapegoat.

I elect you as attention whore.

[Seal]

oh my god, scapegoat overthrow attempt! who could have expected this?
and kong, you're missing an 'an' from there.

[Ktan]

I elect you as attention whore.


No, SlickR is a bigger attention whore.

BA is a Spam Whore, you (as the King) are his pimp.

I hope you feel happy with yourself Kong...*glares*

:P

[Pirahordica_King]

wha...?
Oh well. But its true, I can be the cause of so many problems.

[Schwitzer]

Have a special blue user title (http://www.warboards.org/member.php?u=16), dunchy :)

Don't change it, or you lose your pretty colour, though :P

[Seal]

ohh, the admin abuses his powers!

-- grats dunchy :>

(wow, a goat siggy too. nice.)

[Schwitzer]

We need a "Blame this post on dunchy" button :)

[Tharisfal]

We need a "Blame this post on dunchy" button :)

Pure genious. I like it.

Dunchy's sig is... edited?

[Schwitzer]

Baaad dunchy. :)

(in my defence, goats aren't easy to draw with only a few pixels to use!)

http://www.warboards.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=4334&stc=1&d=1152803429

[Seal]

it would be somewhat tricky to implement, since it should not allow one person blame a post more than once. thus, it should reside on this server in order to auth the user correctly. also, a database containing the blames should be needed, in order to not let the blaming be abused. lastly, a script creating the number of blames this far as a dynamic image ready to be linked in dunch-ee's sig.

there might be other ways, but this is how i'd do that.

[Ktan]

Design for either the blame button or a new avvy :)
http://wiki.kupatrix.org/images/7/7e/Dunchy_avvy.jpg

[Seal]

Design for either the blame button or a new avvy :)
http://wiki.kupatrix.org/images/7/7e/Dunchy_avvy.jpg
yes, that brings me a crafty idea.
the blame icon should be just a goat head, with it chewing some grass oblivious to the coming blame...

[Ktan]

*looks for picture of a goat chewing grass...*

Well, here's another in the meantime...
http://www.warboards.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=4335&d=1152804281

[MatGeo]

Blame button sounds great. Schwitzer u'r a genius... i also like the pics ktan posted...

So is dunchy officially the new scapegoat?

[GenocideAlive]

Why not? As has been stated before, he's Canadian. That's their national pasttime up there. Hell, I even get a little riled and feel like doing a little blaming when I see the Maple Leaf. "Fucking Canadians..." I think to myself.

[GrimTerror]

Apparently, Canada swears allegiance (sp?) to our English Queen. That means that we have the Quibecois on our side if trouble should ever arise. If america starts screwing around with England, we can send our maple-loving allies south into America riding Polar bears and weilding hunting rifles.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

Apparently, Canada swears allegiance (sp?) to our English Queen. That means that we have the Quibecois on our side if trouble should ever arise. If america starts screwing around with England, we can send our maple-loving allies south into America riding Polar bears and weilding hunting rifles.

You do mean riding mooses, right?

[dunchy]

Fucking Maple Leafs.

I like the new ciggy, but I can't surf every thread around, but we should toatlly have a 'blame dunchy' button. That would haul ass!

[Pirahordica_King]

I find all these "Fuck Canada" quotes offensive.
But meh, what you gonna do...

[Giggilyomeromicon]

I find all these "Fuck Canada" quotes offensive.
But meh, what you gonna do...

Good for you.

It needs to be right down there next to the report post icon. Call the scapegoat ftw!

[ChaosZon]

Am I carrying the write-in vote, at least?

If not I am disappointed in all of you.

[Zeltaris]

Well if you ask me, I think the whole forum scapegoat joke is a bit old and we should let it die a quiet, peaceful death >_>




















Blah, nevermind me, I'm just bitter cos I wasn't nominated ;)

[kongurous]

Fucking Maple Leafs.

I like the new ciggy, but I can't surf every thread around, but we should toatlly have a 'blame dunchy' button. That would haul ass!

http://up.kupatrix.org/f/5/results%20indicate.jpg

[Seal]

ahh, repost is a repost repost, kongy?
image macros pwn, by the way.
I find all these "Fuck Canada" quotes offensive.
But meh, what you gonna do...nationality jokes are normal and perfectly not offensive. if you really do get offended by them, consider opening your mind a bit more.

[Darkslayer633]

If you find a jokes about canada offensive, then you must be livng near the border... thats where we hide all the not nice pissy canadians.

We just pretend their americans because canada shouldn't have pissy canadians who get mad at stuff... only way a canadian is allowed to be pissy is if its cause he drank too much.

signed
~Proud Canadian

[GenocideAlive]

God, Canadians. You're a tenth the size of the US on a landmass larger than the US and always claim to have the answer to the US' problems. Our problem is we need more land and resources to exploit. *eyes alberta*

[kongurous]

*eyes alberta*

If you see Whiteknight, tell him I say hello ;)

[Markpyro]

I made this handy little button for fun.
http://pyrom.net/test/blameclick.png (http://pyrom.net/test/blame.php)

[Seal]

I made this handy little button for fun.
http://pyrom.net/test/blameclick.png (http://pyrom.net/test/blame.php)
we need that shrinked a bit for postbit fitting.

[Basan]

You misquote me, good sir.

Oh, rly? Wasn't you whom stated to not care for positions anymore? Or am I bluntly mistaken? :P If yes, then blame it all on Dunch'. :D

[kongurous]

Oh, rly? Wasn't you whom stated to not care for positions anymore? Or am I bluntly mistaken? :P If yes, then blame it all on Dunch'. :D

Yeah, you are mistaken. Danch, j00 got blamed :D

[hammocksleeper]

I made this handy little button for fun.
http://pyrom.net/test/blameclick.png (http://pyrom.net/test/blame.php)

Hahaha, that is great, Markpyro! Definitely going in my signature.

[TinyDancer]

Hahaha, that is great, Markpyro! Definitely going in my signature.

:P That's what I was gonna do with it!

[MatGeo]

Dunchy button is cool but i'm not gonna use it yet....

[Markpyro]

Damn, dunchy, you've already been blamed 42 (http://pyrom.net/test/blamecounts.php) times O_O

[GrassDragon]

I love the button. Pure genius MP!

[Markpyro]

^_^

Here is my latest addition:
http://pyrom.net/test/blamecountimage.php
An automatically updating image displaying the number of times dunchy has been blamed. For ease of gloatage.

[Demon_Child]

It seems as though everyone is enjoying blaming the new scapegoat, dunchy. He has also been blamed 56 times as well. ;)

[Schwitzer]

Ooh, nifty. I believe a signature edit is in order (dunchy will thank me later. :P)

Hah, that's nice. (http://www.warboards.org/showpost.php?p=341953&postcount=94)

[Yoda]

It seems that Dunchy is now the official scrapegoat.... although I voted for someone else. ;)

[Basan]

It seems that he can't take the pressure... just look at his (current) avy. I never saw the man this was... *errm* depressed. :P

[CrazyTom]

How do I get the little blue Dunchy-goat button in my sig?

[Basan]

How do I get the little blue Dunchy-goat button in my sig?

Simple. Copy-paste the image location and surround it's url with the image tags. Use the copy-paste again, but this time to only copy url location for the script. Then select all of the previous image part thing and use the link button. Then paste the copied script url into the link window and voilá.

For eased reference, I'm putting one right here. <3 Dunchy, simple 'wuv'. :smirk:
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5476/blameji5.jpg (http://pyrom.net/test/blame.php)

[CrazyTom]

Gaah! That's confusing. I'll give it a go in a bit. Why'd Dunchy have to cause so much trouble? Damn it, even when we try to blame him, he makes things difficult. >:-[

[MatGeo]

K this is getting too dam funny for me not to use the button....i've added it.... :P

I promise i will use it as often as i can lol...

[U-238]

Hmmm, that button isn't as good as that other one. For one no one can actually see what it does... Of course I'll blame dunchy for that one.:P

[BlackHawk]

Haha, I love all these nifty sigs.

/me adds one.

[Seal]

then the search engine spiders come and blame dunchy a million times, and eventually googling for dunchy automagically blames him.

[U-238]

then the search engine spiders come and blame dunchy a million times, and eventually googling for dunchy automagically blames him.

Well it's dunchys fault if that happens. He's the one that had to become the new scapgoat.

[Schwitzer]

How do I get the little blue Dunchy-goat button in my sig?
G'day.

To use my button, you need to paste this into your signature:
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5476/blameji5.jpg (http://pyrom.net/test/blame.php)

[Protosschick99]

I'd like a Zealot--Now THAT'D be cool :D

[U-238]

G'day.

To use my button, you need to paste this into your signature:
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5476/blameji5.jpg (http://pyrom.net/test/blame.php)

Now that's what I'm looking for...

[kongurous]

I'd like a Zealot--Now THAT'D be cool :D

While you're at it, make a "spam kongurous" button.

[GenocideAlive]

Aw, you feeling left out, Kong? I know there's some attention to be had in here somewhere.

Anyway, I thought you said that you were no longer associating yourself with the "Spam King" moniker. What happened with that, you find out that your campaign to be a mod wasn't getting you anywhere?

[kongurous]

Anyway, I thought you said that you were no longer associating yourself with the "Spam King" moniker. What happened with that, you find out that your campaign to be a mod wasn't getting you anywhere?

I never said I wanted to be called spam king, now did I? Simply thought it'd be appropriate; the forum seems blind to what I want to be called, might as well let them indulge.

Before someone brings up that entire "become a mod campaign" thing again, I want them to think about it, and then ask themselves if they've never entertained the idea of being a staff member in the past.

[Protosschick99]

I'm surprised I wasn't put up there :P

Thank God--I would've been bugged forever, lolz :D

Well I nominated Kong--Just because I can :D

[kongurous]

Hey, if someone overtakes danch in votes, are they made scapegoat?

[Black.Ice]

No.

If people had continued to vote for Kerry after the election doesn't mean that he'd magically become president. :P

[kongurous]

No.

If people had continued to vote for Kerry after the election doesn't mean that he'd magically become president. :P

The election ended, though. This poll has not.

[Black.Ice]

But I declared him a winner. That ended the voting process, but not the poll. ;)

[kongurous]

But I declared him a winner. That ended the voting process, but not the poll. ;)

Then you're a bitch :P

[Markpyro]

Someone's been spamming the button O_o
"792"

[U-238]

yea, it's been dunchy. :P

[GrassDragon]

Yeah what's that all about... Pretty funny though XD

[Demon_Child]

Dunchy has already been blamed 800 times. It seems as though he is certainly the crowd's favorite scapegoat. :)

[dunchy]

yea, it's been dunchy. :P

Heck, wasen't me. I think someone on here just likes pressing my button :D

5 bucks it's Ark-templar or Ark-templarius or whatever that last part of Matt's Warboards name is.

[Demon_Child]

Heck, wasen't me. I think someone on here just likes pressing my button :D

5 bucks it's Ark-templar or Ark-templarius or whatever that last part of Matt's Warboards name is.


Nah, I think Schwitzer has been doing that. But, then again, I took the liberty in carrying the blame button over to BF. ;)

[Schwitzer]

The election ended, though. This poll has not.
Yes it has. :P

[dunchy]

Hey, if someone overtakes danch in votes, are they made scapegoat?

Thinking of hitting up the Stormtroopers of the world forum, causing mass exodus to warboards just to vote kongorous as scapegoat? Rad.

http://www.kimrichards.net/Kim/clippings/gmbc-hi_res-Richards(TigerBeatAug79)-01.jpg

[Giantfish]

So should I put the little blue goat button in my not-yet-existing sig or the larger and slightly more detailed goat button?

[Schwitzer]

Or both? Oh, the calamity!

[CrazyTom]

I'm a blamewhore, apparrently.
I tried to blame Dunchy once too many times. The shame. Dammit Dunchy! It's all your fault. >:

[Kingscrab]

Heh. That blame goat button is some pretty funny shit. I got burned. Serves me right for trying mutiple dunchy-blames in 60 seconds! Nice work guys. :tup:

[Yoda]

Dunchy has been blamed 832 times already... I didn't know so many things had gone wrong! :rolleyes: ;)

[Darkslayer633]

You have blamed dunchy once in the past five minutes! Blamewhore!


hahahahaha

I laugh at the blamness

[U-238]

Of course the button's getting spamed. It's people trying to find out how many times he's been blamed....

dunchy it's all your fault you're such a popular scapegoat.:P

[Schwitzer]

Causing is spelled C-A-U-S-I-N-G, by the way.

[U-238]

Who misspelled it?

[Schwitzer]

<----Click to blame the person causeing all your troublesAverted!

[U-238]

XD darn typos!

There it's fixed...

[Basan]

XD darn typos!

There it's fixed...
Just guess who's gonna take the fall for it? :P

Btw, where's the location to the script showing how many times he has been blamed (on his siggy)? *Just wondering (n' willing to add it to own siggy)* ;)

[Markpyro]

http://pyrom.net/test/blamecountimage.php

[Whiteknight]

FOOLS!

I may have been dead lately, but I am still the one and only true forum scapegoat! How dare you try to cast blame on someone other than myself! There can only be one! [/Highlander]

[claus]

AHAHAHA nice to see you back WK. Some of us just lost faith.

[Stonehand]

ZOMG YOUR BACK!!! *dies* Um... We can explain... or in this case, talk to Schwitzer.

....I don't know who to blame for this....

[Whiteknight]

....I don't know who to blame for this....

I must say the choice is quite clear. :)

[kongurous]

I must say the choice is quite clear. :)

I blame you :P

[Stonehand]

Mn-alight. I'll go with the olde of Knight.

* Stonehand blames WhiteKnight *

DUN DUN DUNNNnnn..... *gets knocked out somehow*

zzz... zzz... zzz...

[U-238]

It's all dunchys fault this happened. He got WhiteKnight to come back so he woudn't have to take the heat from being blamed all the time...

*presses "blame dunchy" button*

[Protosschick99]

I must say the choice is quite clear. :)

WK is back!!! :D

/me hug flying tackles WK :D

Awww now I miss Geno--He use to do that to me, lolz :P

[Tharisfal]

bah we can just chance it to the blame WK button

[Veeger]

No, White Knight cannot reclaim what was rightfully voted to Dunchy. He will have to live the rest of his forum life in retirement, thinking back to the glorious days when he got blamed for everything.

He'll then occasionally get loads of money for speaking at charities, and showing up at library openings. You know former President Clinton made over 7 million dollars last year in just speaking engagements. Think of the money, WK! Think of the glory!

[Ktan]

Is this some kind of democracy? Every four years we get a new Scapegoat?

Start your party broadcasts and slandering Dunchy's policy now!

[kongurous]

BI only started this entire campaign because WK was gone. WK's back, thus the scapegoat once more.

[Schwitzer]

No, White Knight cannot reclaim what was rightfully voted to Dunchy. He will have to live the rest of his forum life in retirement, thinking back to the glorious days when he got blamed for everything.

He'll then occasionally get loads of money for speaking at charities, and showing up at library openings. You know former President Clinton made over 7 million dollars last year in just speaking engagements. Think of the money, WK! Think of the glory!
Whiteknight hasn't been involved in a sex scandal yet. First thing first.

BI only started this entire campaign because WK was gone. WK's back, thus the scapegoat once more.
Out of curiosity, if you had won the "title", would you have been so quick to claim that it should revert back to Whiteknight?

[GenocideAlive]

Yeah, kong is a jealous whore. *clicks blame Dunchy button*

Anyway, WK isn't techinically back, he just made a thread and posted a link.

I seriously doubt that indicates any trend other than a random appearance.

Sorry, WK, you snooze you lose. Blame Dunchy.

[CrazyTom]

1007 times already.

Who got the thousandth blame? I got 900...

[kongurous]

Out of curiosity, if you had won the "title", would you have been so quick to claim that it should revert back to Whiteknight?

Regardless of my answer, you would probably believe I'd keep the title, but for posterity's sake, I would have tried to see if it was possible to have two scapegoats.

[Veeger]

Whiteknight hasn't been involved in a sex scandal yet. First thing first.


Ah, good point! Sarah! Get over here!!

[Black.Ice]

With the powers vested in me, I hereby proclaim Neo and SarahK husband and ho. I mean, I hereby declare dunchy the official scapegoat. Tough luck, WK.

[kongurous]

With the powers invested in me, I hereby proclaim Neo and SarahK husband and ho. I mean, I hereby declare dunchy the official scapegoat. Tough luck, WK.

Since when did you have powers?

[Seal]

if you *really* have something to blame dunchee for, i devised this little perl script here:

my $counter;
$counter = 1;
while (true) {
if(`wget -O /dev/null --quiet http://pyrom.net/test/blame.php` == 0) {
print "Blamed $counter times this far...\n";
$counter++;
}
}

depends on perl and wget. and for now a *nix system.

[Black.Ice]

if you *really* have something to blame dunchee for, i devised this little perl script here:

my $counter;
$counter = 1;
while (true) {
if(`wget -O /dev/null --quiet http://pyrom.net/test/blame.php` == 0) {
print "Blamed $counter times this far...\n";
$counter++;
}
}
depends on perl and wget. and for now a *nix system.

rofl, that's awesome. I can't run it, but still awesome. :D



Since when did you have powers?

Since I decided to say I had them. :D

[dunchy]

With the powers invested in me, I hereby proclaim Neo and SarahK husband and ho. I mean, I hereby declare dunchy the official scapegoat. Tough luck, WK.

Nope, but nice try. Wait for the real deal after AJ decides to talk to us again. Or I get a mod position, which might not ever happen at this point :D

[kongurous]

Nope, but nice try. Wait for the real deal after AJ decides to talk to us again. Or I get a mod position, which might not ever happen at this point :D

People get on me for mentioning and interest in a staff position, danch is pretty much kissing ass and no-one says anything.

[Neo]

People get on me for mentioning and interest in a staff position, danch is pretty much kissing ass and no-one says anything.
... dunch is already on staff you idgit.

-Neo

[GenocideAlive]

People get on me for mentioning and interest in a staff position, danch is pretty much kissing ass and no-one says anything. Well, let's be honest.

Dunchy is loveable and funny; he has occasional poignant commentary and humorous anecdotes.

You're sort of a self-serving dick and you say shit like "Can I have your WoW account" when people state they're concerned because there are bombs going off around their house; you then refuse to apologize and instead opt for some asinine remark.

If Dunchy were the love that can't be named, he'd be Brokeback Mountain. call me, baby
If you were the love that can't be named, you'd be Deliverance.

Given these previous evidences, it's not too hard to see why people like Dunchy and are not forgiving in your case. The lesson here? Don't wonder why you're unpopular if you don't contribute other than the occasional unbelieveably crass, insensitive remark.

[Protosschick99]

Ah, good point! Sarah! Get over here!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!! Dude I was thinking the same thing :P

With the powers invested in me, I hereby proclaim Neo and SarahK husband and ho. I mean, I hereby declare dunchy the official scapegoat. Tough luck, WK.

Dude I started busting up so hard reading that, lolz :P

[kongurous]

You're sort of a self-serving dick and you say shit like "Can I have your WoW account" when people state they're concerned because there are bombs going off around their house; you then refuse to apologize and instead opt for some asinine remark.

You sir need a damned sense of humor, or failing that, the ability to discern someone being serious from someone joking.

That being said, thanks for the compliment.

[hammocksleeper]

http://pyrom.net/test/blamecountimage.php

If this counter ever reaches a million, I will personally assure you that dunchy never returns to these forums again! ;)

[Yoda]

http://pyrom.net/test/blamecountimage.php

If this counter ever reaches a million, I will personally assure you that dunchy never returns to these forums again! ;)

Some people must be spam clicking. :rolleyes:

[kongurous]

Some people must be spam clicking. :rolleyes:

Jeff and Seal made clicking scripts :P

[TinyDancer]

The image got too long..it's cut off now.

Ah, good point! Sarah! Get over here!!

There's only one active Sarah around here now...and no. Just no.

but maybe if you ask nicely.

[U-238]

Yea the other sarahs been banned yet again for the 6th (?) time...

She must like getting banned. Some people try to be good so they can get apointed to a mod position someday. Sarah tries to be evil in the hope she'll get banned yet again and then she'll go beg for pity from other members like she didn't do anything...

[Aquarian]

WK I mean... Dunchy made her get banned.

[Protosschick99]

Yea the other sarahs been banned yet again for the 6th (?) time...

She must like getting banned. Some people try to be good so they can get apointed to a mod position someday. Sarah tries to be evil in the hope she'll get banned yet again and then she'll go beg for pity from other members like she didn't do anything...

Really she begs for pity? Hmm...Must not have noticed--Well, it's cuz she calls me a fat cow everytime she sees me so I guess I didn't notice, lolz.

Well I hope she's re-thinking her ways because I believe there is hope for her yet :)

[CrazyTom]

If Dunchy were the love that can't be named, he'd be Brokeback Mountain. call me, baby
If Kong were the love that can't be named, he'd be Deliverance.

:D

This goes in my siggy.

[kongurous]

:D

This goes in my siggy.

And only the member base could take amusement out of an entire post insulting me without any incentive to report it (not like I did myself. I'm lazy, sue me).

[Ktan]

*sues Kong*

Really she begs for pity? Hmm...Must not have noticed--Well, it's cuz she calls me a fat cow everytime she sees me so I guess I didn't notice, lolz.

Well I hope she's re-thinking her ways because I believe there is hope for her yet :)

Don't worry about SarahK. If I'm honest, I don't think she wants any members forgiveness.

Yea the other sarahs been banned yet again for the 6th (?) time...

She must like getting banned. Some people try to be good so they can get apointed to a mod position someday. Sarah tries to be evil in the hope she'll get banned yet again and then she'll go beg for pity from other members like she didn't do anything...

roflcopter sir, roflcopter.


I like blaming Dunhcy. As part of the 'new generation' w/e of WB people (since I'm not really one of the old timers, am I now?) it's nice to have our own Goat to Scape.

Sorry WK.

Blame Dunchy.

[kongurous]

For every blame danch gets, I blame WK 3 times.

[Ktan]

Awww, c'mon, that sounds a tad bitter...:/

[GenocideAlive]

And only the member base could take amusement out of an entire post insulting me without any incentive to report it (not like I did myself. I'm lazy, sue me).
Poor kong. :cry: Can dish it but can't take it. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

And in re: SarahK, was her last ban permanent? I haven't seen her around in a while to throw jabs. I think she just comes back to be a bitch to people because she thinks it's funny, and ultimately I think that's going to get her perma-banned, if she hasn't already. I could be wrong, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

[Markpyro]

Hehehehehe ^_^
Poor Jeff.

[kongurous]

Poor kong. :cry: Can dish it but can't take it. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Take your trolling and shove it.

[hammocksleeper]

Jeff and Seal made clicking scripts :P

That's OK, markpyro put a one-click-per-minute limit on the thing. So I stand by my word. :D

[Basan]

If this counter ever reaches a million, I will personally assure you that dunchy never returns to these forums again! ;)

Not the ban cannon... He deserves that we blame him I'd say, but not in that way. ;p

[kongurous]

That's OK, markpyro put a one-click-per-minute limit on the thing. So I stand by my word. :D

Seal's script, IIRC, bypasses cookies :P

[hammocksleeper]

Click away, you blaming fools!

[Markpyro]

Seal's script, IIRC, bypasses cookies
But it cant bypass my IP blocker ^_^

[kongurous]

But it cant bypass my IP blocker ^_^

Not legally, no :P

[Schwitzer]

Heh, you should modify the script so as well as recording hits (blames), it also gives the option of entering a reason. Then people can go and see just what dunchy is being blamed for this time :P

[Yoda]

I just blamed Dunchy... for being the forum scrapegoat. Now the number is like in the 30 thousand level. :shiftyr: Come on people, wait for something to go wrong first!

[Basan]

I just blamed Dunchy... for being the forum scrapegoat. Now the number is like in the 30 thousand level. :shiftyr: Come on people, wait for something to go wrong first!

Although I'm blaming him on several accounts, I actually ain't pressing the button since have felt that someone has done it to cover for my next 10.000 hits or so. *Cough*Stop spamming clicks*Cough* :P

[Darkslayer633]

I want to see it hit 1million

[EvilEggCracker]

Then so it shall!

[TinyDancer]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4217/artdukenoway150ir7.gif

[Basan]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4217/artdukenoway150ir7.gif
*Lol* Somehow I find it amusing that you've picked a Duke Nukem image, especially after GA also being nominated a mod. Not that I trust him in that position, but rather that I think that he'll put some rockus over the areas he supervises (in a good way, I mean). Cole' will be purring soon enough if he steps outta line.

[Yoda]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4217/artdukenoway150ir7.gif

Very fitting, considering the new mods are GA and Dunchy. But I'll wait for them to do something wrong first.... and if so, I could just blame Dunchy! :rolleyes: ;)

[TinyDancer]

*Lol* Somehow I find it amusing that you've picked a Duke Nukem image, especially after GA also being nominated a mod.

You think I didn't think about that?

[GenocideAlive]

You think that he didn't think that you thought about that? Sheesh.

Anyway, I'm thinking about dressing up as:

1. Terminator
2. Jedi
3. Grim Reaper

for Halloween. Haven't decided, but as you can see I go for the ones that are relatively easy.

[hammocksleeper]

Anyway, I'm thinking about dressing up as:

1. Terminator
2. Jedi
3. Grim Reaper

for Halloween. Haven't decided, but as you can see I go for the ones that are relatively easy.

Thanks for sharing. :) I'll always hold this information dear to my heart.

[TinyDancer]

You think that he didn't think that you thought about that? Sheesh.

Anyway, I'm thinking about dressing up as:

1. Terminator
2. Jedi
3. Grim Reaper

for Halloween. Haven't decided, but as you can see I go for the ones that are relatively easy.

I was thinking either Sally from Nightmare before Christmas, which requires getting permission to dye all of my hair red, or a wench, which doesn't. Or if I have 2 parties to go to, I could do both. Hmm..

[GenocideAlive]

I was thinking either Sally from Nightmare before Christmas, which requires getting permission to dye all of my hair red, or a wench, which doesn't. Or if I have 2 parties to go to, I could do both. Hmm..
Oooh! I like that wench idea. Don't forget to post pics of that.

Otherwise, I'm not much of a necrophiliac.
Thanks for sharing. I'll always hold this information dear to my heart.
I'm estatic. Where were you for the Kroger thread? :rolleyes:

[TinyDancer]

Oooh! I like that wench idea. Don't forget to post pics of that.

Otherwise, I'm not much of a necrophiliac.


You don't even have to ask, everyone knows what a camerawhore I am.

[dunchy]

You think that he didn't think that you thought about that? Sheesh.

Anyway, I'm thinking about dressing up as:

1. Terminator
2. Jedi
3. Grim Reaper

for Halloween. Haven't decided, but as you can see I go for the ones that are relatively easy.

Nice choices, go for ah-nuld. I think I might go as a Pirate this year, a king or if I'm really ripped and feeling mighty, a skin tight Mega-man. The cannon will be a big thing of beer.

[U-238]

Nice beer from a cannon. Brilliant!

[kongurous]

Anyway, I'm thinking about dressing up as:

1. Terminator
2. Jedi
3. Grim Reaper

Silent Bob ftw.

I'm serious, if my gut gets a little bit bigger, I will look almost exactly like him. Plus I have the beard and clothes down.

[GenocideAlive]

You don't even have to ask, everyone knows what a camerawhore I am.
Yeah, well, I'll up some photos of my lightsaber if you up some shots of...well, the joke was there and I was going to take it, but I really can't bring myself to continue. Just remember how important the corset, extremely short dress, and tons of cleavage is to the wench costume. I hate to see an inaccurate depiction of a historical costume. I'm, uh, a real afficianado. Little known fact about me.

And kong, Silent Bob seems like a popular idea. At least I knew a dude in college who was Silent Bob incarnate and was a little funky to see. Anyway.

[kongurous]

And kong, Silent Bob seems like a popular idea. At least I knew a dude in college who was Silent Bob incarnate and was a little funky to see. Anyway.

I've got tons of other costumes as well. Stormtrooper armor, pikeman armor, Ultramarine armor, Kasrkin armor... lots of armor <_<

[GenocideAlive]

I've got tons of other costumes as well. Stormtrooper armor, pikeman armor, Ultramarine armor, Kasrkin armor... lots of armor <_<
Oh. Well, um, I've never been much of a "dress-up" type guy. Except on women, of course. ;)

[kongurous]

Oh. Well, um, I've never been much of a "dress-up" type guy. Except on women, of course. ;)


It's the result of a misspend youth playing Warhammer Fantasy Battle and DnD, watching bootleg fan-subbed anime and blazing the internet on my 14.4k modem.

[MidnightGladius]

It seems to me that the query adds a "\" in front of apostrophes. But I'm blaming dunchy for that, too :P

[Ktan]

Yeah, well, I'll up some photos of my lightsaber if you up some shots of...well, the joke was there and I was going to take it, but I really can't bring myself to continue. Just remember how important the corset, extremely short dress, and tons of cleavage is to the wench costume. I hate to see an inaccurate depiction of a historical costume. I'm, uh, a real afficianado. Little known fact about me.

Sorry guys, couldn't resist...
http://www.warboards.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=4449&stc=1&d=1153756509

Btw, I hope you all realise...not intended to offend :D...don't hurt me...)

[kongurous]

See attachment.

[Black.Ice]

@Ktan: That is disturbingly funny. haha, good one man

[hammocksleeper]

I'm confused. Is it a good thing or a bad thing to be awarded that coupon? =p

[GenocideAlive]

...I think I get the joke, but I'm a little weirded out.

[ScottieIWU]

I'm just completely in the dark, could somebody explain it to me?

[TinyDancer]

HAHAHA Ktan. That was awesome. I'm a little creeped out, haha, but since when is that new? Nice one. :thumbs up:

[Veeger]

I'm just completely in the dark, could somebody explain it to me?

I'm with Scottie. wtf? I didn't get it.

[ScottieIWU]

Actually, Veeger, TD explained it to me and now I'm completely fucking weirded out by this entire forum.

I really preferred not knowing.

[Veeger]

Uhhh . . . fair enough. :-)

[Basan]

You think that he didn't think that you thought about that? Sheesh.

Don't throw pearls for... *errm* yeah (TD), 'cause I'm just that dumb. :rolleyes:

Anyway, I'm thinking about dressing up as:

1. Terminator
2. Jedi
3. Grim Reaper

for Halloween. Haven't decided, but as you can see I go for the ones that are relatively easy.

Then I guess that Jedi is definately out, uh? :P

Yeah, well, I'll up some photos of my lightsaber if you up some shots of...well, the joke was there and I was going to take it, but I really can't bring myself to continue. ...

Does it glow in the dark by any chance? :angel: And if you say "only in certain occasions..." *Lawl*

Actually, Veeger, TD explained it to me and now I'm completely fucking weirded out by this entire forum.

I really preferred not knowing.

And I still want to know... 'cause I'm a 'simple' pervert.

[TinyDancer]

And I still want to know... 'cause I'm a 'simple' pervert.

Ask Scottie or Veeger.

[kongurous]

Ask Scottie or Veeger.

Or you could just post it.

[TinyDancer]

Why should I have to explain it in a post? It wasn't my joke.

[hammocksleeper]

Does it glow in the dark by any chance
Oh man, you know how they make those rods that you insert into your ...?

What if they made one that was electric, that lit up red or blue or something. That would be freaky...especially in the dark.

[Veeger]

Why should I have to explain it in a post? It wasn't my joke.

Oh, good lord, stop flirting you two! I'll explain it, I didn't find it all that funny anyway. More like idiocy.

Ktan was saying that any young teen who sees Tiny gets excited and plays with himself using tissues, because he's never going to get close enough to actually use his "light saber" inside her.

No, I didn't find it amusing either, another side affect of thinking too much. Why would you use a box of tissues?? Use a hand towel! They were created for a reason. Then there isn't an entire empty box of tissues to get rid of: you just throw it in the dirty clothes hamper, and your mother never thinks twice about it. You could even go above and beyond the call of duty and wash it off in the bathroom sink first, thereby completely destroying the evidence.

Veeger: finding ways to disobey his elders and stay out of trouble since 1983

[kongurous]

Oh, good lord, stop flirting you two! I'll explain it, I didn't find it all that funny anyway. More like idiocy.

Ktan was saying that any young teen who sees Tiny gets excited and plays with himself using tissues, because he's never going to get close enough to actually use his "light saber" inside her.

No, I didn't find it amusing either, another side affect of thinking too much. Why would you use a box of tissues?? Use a hand towel! They were created for a reason. Then there isn't an entire empty box of tissues to get rid of: you just throw it in the dirty clothes hamper, and your mother never thinks twice about it. You could even go above and beyond the call of duty and wash it off in the bathroom sink first, thereby completely destroying the evidence.

Veeger: finding ways to disobey his elders and stay out of trouble since 1983

Better yet, use a sock. People expect socks to be dirty, so finding stained, crusty socks shouldn't alert anyone.

kongurous: stealing people's thunder since the beginning of time (1982)

[ScottieIWU]

This post reminded me that maybe I don't actually get jokes.

[Veeger]

Better yet, use a sock. People expect socks to be dirty, so finding stained, crusty socks shouldn't alert anyone.


Exactly! And the sock would actually fit -- umm, er, *cough*

[Ktan]

HAHAHA Ktan. That was awesome. I'm a little creeped out, haha, but since when is that new? Nice one. :thumbs up:

As long as you aren't offended, that's cool

And, no insults meant GA. I was talking in general terms :)
Plus, it was one of those 'OMG! spU*r of the moment! things' too.

*Veeger...you whore...

[Veeger]

It's 'spur' of the moment!

Grammar Nazi: 2
Grammar losers: 0

[TinyDancer]

As long as you aren't offended, that's cool


If I were that easily offended, would I still be on WarBoards after this long? I think not. The first night on IRC...*shudder* ;)