Should kong become a priest?

[kongurous]

Yes, time for another random thread.

This time, I'm asking you... should I become a priest after I retire?

[Frattimonde]

w00t? You? Well, its your call.

[Spartan-II]

Dude, worst priest evar.

'And so the Lord sayeth.. BOOBIES!'

Besides, you're sooo far from holy.

[Mtank]

Are there not preconditions to priesthood, like never having had sex?

Oh, I see. You'll probably make those anyway. :P Personally I would have thought you needed a priest, but go for it, I say. You'll get these perks that enable you to do everything you ever wanted, like being able to snick cash out of the church fund, and maybe even fondle the choir boys.

[Frattimonde]

Are there not preconditions to priesthood, like never having had sex? Not for the protestant church, at least not here in Europe.

[kongurous]

Oh, I see. You'll probably make those anyway. :P Personally I would have thought you needed a priest

Come to think of it... you're probably right o_O

[Mtank]

Come to think of it... you're probably right o_O

Damn right. Now sit tight while I call Father Stavitsky to come exorcise you. Or maybe PC99 if he's busy.

[CrazyTom]

Priest of Raptor Jesus, definitely. Priest of actual Jesus? I'm not sure if even he has that much forgiveness... :P

[kongurous]

Priest of Raptor Jesus, definitely. Priest of actual Jesus? I'm not sure if even he has that much forgiveness... :P

He will when I'm priest.

Damn right. Now sit tight while I call Father Stavitsky to come exorcise you. Or maybe PC99 if he's busy.

Might just be better to call the Inquisition. They keep the Imperium of Man together, should have no problem with me <_<

[Aquarian]

OMG, kong becoming a priest? ROFLOLMAO!

[Ktan]

I think you'd definitely be better suited as an IoM priest. Plus, bathing your enemys in blood with a kooky chainsaw has got to be a million times more fun than bathing babies in blessed water with a font.

(btw, when did you become a Necron lord?)

[Seal]

yes go ahead. you might have some fun until you get accused of child molesting...
(no offence intended)

[GenocideAlive]

Priest? I dunno. Banned? Probably.

Your spam-thread count increases by the day.

[100thlurker]

*Gags*

Then again, it is a small probability that it is possible...

NO!

[Fred1000000]

Uhhhh....Yes, it's good for you?

[kongurous]

Priest? I dunno. Banned? Probably.

Your spam-thread count increases by the day.

On the contrary, my last spam thread was two days ago. It doesn't increase daily. At least, not so far it hasn't.

[DragonPaladin]

No Kong...being the priest would spell doom for whatever church you're in...unless its a church that encourages sex embezzling, and again, fondling choir boys...and etc.

[Ahzz]

ofc not. Kong sucks

[Seal]

ofc not. Kong sucks
truth? y/n

[SHISHKABOB]

Zomg kong, hehe, priest... lol.

[kongurous]

Zomg kong, hehe, priest... lol.

Nice to see you're amused.

[Holocaust]

Kong?
Priest?
It should be pretty amusing, better yet, I wanna see ya become a buddhist monk XD

[Seal]

buddhism is the win, they are morally above all other major religions :D

[sololop]

SURE! First time for everything. Who knows, he might eventually become the guy who talks for the pope.

[Seal]

or better yet -- THE pope.

[kongurous]

Ha ha... me, the pope. Riiiiight. If it ever did happen, rest assured... I'd crusade your asses to hell.

[Stonehand]

Priest? I you believe in magic you will.

Pope? POPE?!?

If Kong was pope, he would change christians into Raptor Believers!!!

[BlackHawk]

lawl.

I think you fall asleep during one of your own sermons.

[Mtank]

buddhism is the win, they are morally above all other major religions :D

Nah, that's what you whites think after seeing a few movies or documentries. Buddhist morality stays in the monastries, and goes little further. I'll bet you've never heard of Buddhists being involved in Communal riots, have you?

[B.A.Baracus]

One word for you kongo
LOLZ