View Full Version : Myu f9irst drunk thread!!!!
Veeger
06-30-2006, 12:28 AM
I'm out to break the belief that drunk thread\s areonly allowecx by modeS!!!! I've ahd 3 duecies and 3 signel icehouses! (for non-driniksers, that is the equicvalent of 9 beers!!!), so I wanted to see if this siill bet delete or not!!!
Moly and I are about to run to wafflw hous3 (she wil drive, she's sover!!!), but I'm going to bet some food and head tobed!!!
I might get some sex later! what do you thino?! I love you all!! Talk to you tojorrow!
Andr4w3
Spartan-II
06-30-2006, 12:32 AM
Hah, he stole my name.
Go have your waffles and drunk sex. God speed.
Veeger
06-30-2006, 12:33 AM
I can't sigtn onto irc!!!! watf???? I want'ed to insult myself in real time! lol
Oh well. Ill have to suettle for intuslte in toe morning? screw it! I'm fof to get wafflet! good call, sparatn!
Protosschick99
06-30-2006, 2:06 AM
...I never thought you'd be one to get drunk, have sex, and proclaim it loudly like it's funny :(
kongurous
06-30-2006, 2:08 AM
...I never thought you'd be one to get drunk, have sex, and proclaim it loudly like it's funny :(
He said might have sex... and I think he's got all the right to get drunk and sex.
Spartan-II
06-30-2006, 2:11 AM
It is his fiance, you know. It's not like he's out boffing random chicks.
Protosschick99
06-30-2006, 2:20 AM
It doesn't matter--What would you guys think if I had sex with my fiance? And I got drunk before I did so? Imagine your reaction :P
Spartan-II
06-30-2006, 2:24 AM
I would be like 'Go PC! Cast off the bonds of religious opression and get your brains fucked out!
Lolz.
kongurous
06-30-2006, 2:27 AM
It doesn't matter--What would you guys think if I had sex with my fiance? And I got drunk before I did so? Imagine your reaction :P
I'd be indifferent, actually.
CrazyTom
06-30-2006, 2:32 AM
Lolz.
That was beautiful, Spartan. :D
Getting drunk's fair enough, but the sex does seem at odds with Veeger's personal philosophy.
*shrugs*
Schwitzer
06-30-2006, 2:34 AM
It doesn't matter--What would you guys think if I had sex with my fiance? And I got drunk before I did so? Imagine your reaction :P
If you were happy with that, what would the problem be?
Getting drunk's fair enough, but the sex does seem at odds with Veeger's personal philosophy.
Yeah, but he's only human.
Don't try and fight it...it's inevitable...
EDIT: He's only human...I think...
KexMex
06-30-2006, 7:08 AM
It doesn't matter--What would you guys think if I had sex with my fiance? And I got drunk before I did so? Imagine your reaction :P
Then get a shock... I've had sex with my GIRLFRIEND and we're 16!! :P
I haven't ever gotten very drunk, though. I've never liked the taste of anything with alcohol. :/
Kingscrab
06-30-2006, 7:13 AM
It doesn't matter--What would you guys think if I had sex with my fiance? And I got drunk before I did so? Imagine your reaction I'd think you were starting to become normal. Oh NOES! :rolleyes:
Yipeee, Veeger popped his cherry!
4 more beers, 4 more beers, 4 more beers
Schwitzer
06-30-2006, 7:49 AM
Room for one more! Room for one more!
Nickodemus
06-30-2006, 7:55 AM
It doesn't matter--What would you guys think if I had sex with my fiance? And I got drunk before I did so? Imagine your reaction :P
I would probably laugh out loud and tell you that the saints were going to show up and cast you to the gates of hell, but thats just me..... <grrrr>
Ark-templarius
06-30-2006, 8:08 AM
It doesn't matter--What would you guys think if I had sex with my fiance? And I got drunk before I did so? Imagine your reaction :P ZOMG TORRENT
In all seriousness, what you do is between you and the Lord because at the end of the day, it's your choice and consequences. This isn't to be confused with apathy. :P
Drunken sex doesn't sound appealing because of the risk of vomiting. *shudder*
U-238
06-30-2006, 10:14 AM
http://www.atinsigninabox.com/images/Ugly876.jpg
Couldn't resist mate:D
Kingscrab
06-30-2006, 10:21 AM
Yipeee, Veeger popped his cherry!
4 more beers, 4 more beers, 4 more beers Welcome to the heathen world of sinners, Veeger!
One of us! One of us! :beer:
BIGDB
06-30-2006, 11:20 AM
I think the idea of him having sex might be related to the booze. But whatever. Rock on Veeger.
EDIT: And PC... I really wouldn't think much of it.
Protosschick99
06-30-2006, 11:23 AM
Alrighty well if I screw up--Don't trip :P
Nickodemus
06-30-2006, 12:09 PM
Naw. us? not trip?
O wait... you don't mean for real.. :P
dunchy
06-30-2006, 6:59 PM
At first sign of this thread I just about quaifed a cat. Then I saw who made the thread and my rage has simmered. Is it just me or is there too many drunk threads on now? Sheesh, it's just about Canada day so I'm about to get all drunk. Because of the relative high humidity of these though I can't really spice things up enough anymore :(
Congrads though Veegs, next on your agenda? Probably running from town if you got the chick pregnant.
Veeger
06-30-2006, 8:03 PM
LMAO -- ladies and gentlemen, might I remind you that I attended the Citadel for three years? The school is built upon seniors sharing their drinking wisdom and experience to the Knobs, who are just beginning their drinking experiences. The school is a haven of 200 years of drinking wisdom, experimentation, and results. I would bet on my outdrinking most of you here. Most, mind you -- I'm sure some can out-drink me, but I doubt it would be by much.
Those 9 beers I drank last night? Yeah -- one hour and thirty minutes. ;-)
PC and the others who were appalled at my sex comment, surely my penchant for irony and kidding around should have lead you to believe that I was joking. I didn't have sex last night, I laid down and passed out.
Now, with referrence to the "omg! he's going to have sex before marriage?!", let me ask you something. What makes you saved (ie: a Christian)? Is it the baptism, or your confession before Christ? The baptism is important, and you should and need to do it: but that is not what saves you. It is the personal confession, acceptance of Christ's sacrifice, and repenting of your sinful past.
Repeating the marriage vows on your wedding day and touting your marriage certificate does not make you a married couple: it is the monogamous mindset. The belief that you and your spouse share that you will love, care for, and live for no other. In our minds, and we believe the eyes of God, we are already married. The ceremony itself is a technicality. An admittedly wonderful and enjoyable technicality, but still a technicality.
Oh, and to Nuts: Molly gave her virginity to me seven months ago, when she came to visit me after Christmas, and I gave mine to her at the same time. She is the only woman I want to have sex with, and barring any tragic event happening soon, she will be the only woman I ever have sex with.
Ummm, dude, I meant your "drunk thread" cherry. It was a euphamism. ;) But thanks for sharing. :D
Veeger
06-30-2006, 8:15 PM
Well, you didn't say my drunken thread cherry, did you? What was I supposed to think? lol
And, you're welcome. *Veeg removes foot from mouth*
http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/The_More_You_Know.jpg
:D:D
Nickodemus
06-30-2006, 11:09 PM
Well then, Good one Veeg. Did you add salt and pepper to make it taste better? <-the foot i mean. anything else i do not want to know about. :D
U-238
06-30-2006, 11:17 PM
http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/The_More_You_Know.jpg:D:D
lmao! That was good! I havn't seen that logo in ages. :D
Black.Ice
07-01-2006, 12:08 AM
The last few posts between Nuts and Veeger are classic.
Thanks for sharing, Veeger.
:D
Sikawtic
07-01-2006, 4:58 PM
My sister made me go to bed at 8 beers (the last and only time I've been drunk... sadly) I wish I had been near a PC...
I just kept laughing and pointing at people. It was great ^_^
100thlurker
07-01-2006, 5:33 PM
The moment he started the word "Sex" I knew Veeger was just kidding about that part...
He is right you know.."Legal Marraige" doesn't exactly meen: REAL, REAL Marraige. Its just something the gobvernmennt gobbles up and uses in its population records.
Quit bitching over how many beers constitute light or not.
Not everyone is 500 pounds and have to drink 35 beers to get hammered.
/sarcasm
-Neo
Neo, did you just delete off-topic posts in a drunk thread? :_poke:
:D
Modred
07-01-2006, 9:56 PM
Repeating the marriage vows on your wedding day and touting your marriage certificate does not make you a married couple: it is the monogamous mindset. The belief that you and your spouse share that you will love, care for, and live for no other.
So that's all you need to get married? And you're "already married" in "the eyes of God"? This coming from "homosexual marriage will cause social decline"? But what if they have the "monogamous mindset"?
Double standards, ftw.
Black.Ice
07-02-2006, 2:24 AM
Veeger never stated the exact phrase that "homosexual marriage will cause social decline". The topic was renamed and slightly misconstrued.
Just an FYI.
Schwitzer
07-02-2006, 4:30 AM
The topic wasn't actually renamed.
I split a chunk of posts out of another thread because they were on a completely different topic, and evolving a discussion. As is the practice when splitting threads, the new thread needed a name. Hence, I gave it the title "Homosexual marriage will cause social decline", which I felt summed up the general line along which the debate was running.
Unfortunately, several people have become rather more fixated on the thread title than what was actually said within it.
CrazyTom
07-02-2006, 8:16 AM
Veeger's opinion concernign marriage is the same as mine, really -e.g. if two people were left on some deserted island and they wanted to be husb+w, but no Priest...? I wouldn't be bothered. Veeger doesn't need a certificate to say he's married and I imagine he's already made personal vows of one form or another to his fiancee... being as they're getting married. ;)
Although personally I will wait, mainly because I'd be drowned in the negative comments of my Churchm but also 'cause it's a bit like opening Christmas presents before Christmas Day... you know what I mean?
Also, it's not double standards - homosexual marriage isn''t the same as heterosexual marriage. It's not double standards when relating to a completely different issue. Even if the two men have a monogamous mindset, the fact that they are two men is what was being discussed, rather than 'are they married'.
Modred
07-02-2006, 2:35 PM
Also, it's not double standards - homosexual marriage isn''t the same as heterosexual marriage. It's not double standards when relating to a completely different issue. Even if the two men have a monogamous mindset, the fact that they are two men is what was being discussed, rather than 'are they married'.
In response:
Repeating the marriage vows on your wedding day and touting your marriage certificate does not make you a married couple: it is the monogamous mindset.
It's not even making the vows before your wedding day: it's the monogamous mindset. No stipulations, just have that good mindset. And don't change your mind!
What this really looks like to me is Veeger is looking for a way to do what he wants and still stick to a moral high ground. "We're already married in God's eyes." Right, so that way you're an exception to the "no sex before marriage thing" because you're already married! It's such a perfect coincidence!
And then if someone gets cold feet and breaks the engagement, what happens to all that rhetoric?
hammocksleeper
07-02-2006, 2:59 PM
It's not vows, a monogamous mindset, or a marriage certificate that makes you married. Marriage is a sacrament, Holy Matrimony. Unless you have gone through the process of completing the sacrament, you are not fully married in my eyes.
I got married for the tax benefits and free sex.
The sacrament means nothing to me, sorry. ;)
CrazyTom
07-02-2006, 3:57 PM
Whatever floats your boat, brother. :P
SHISHKABOB
07-02-2006, 4:19 PM
Oh gosh, you guys have turned a drunk thread into a legitamte conversation. Shame on you.
Veeger
07-03-2006, 5:22 PM
Oh no, my Shishkabob brother, that is the power of Veeger. I have a history of making Spam appear legit. It's a gift.
Oh, and to set the record straight, the sex part was a joke -- I really was drunk, however. Not so bad that I didn't know what I was doing, but certainly drunk. If you want, I'll have Molly and my sister, kathy, sign on and tell you the story.
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