Mastercard Wedding!!

[Protosschick99]

Found this--Read this omgosh you'll love it :D

-PC

MASTERCARD WEDDING

You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newpaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...

At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.


Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
Commercial out of this:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything
else there's MASTERCARD!

[Battlecruiser]

Man, that mastercard thing is so overused and cliche. But nonetheless, a funny story.

[Giggilyomeromicon]

He still married her? Even after he found out? He sounds like an asshole.

[GenocideAlive]

He still married her? Even after he found out? He sounds like an asshole.
Um, wow. Of all the people that are lurking in this story, you single out the guy that got fucked (or didn't, technically). I don't know if I could fault the guy--my brother-in-law recently got divorced after he found out his wife had been fucking around on him, with about 40 different guys, over a period of about 6 years which included before they were married. The guy isn't perfect and he's got his problems, but I can't describe how bad I felt for him. He never was one to show weakness, and man he was so overwhelmed for the next few weeks he was visibly upset.

The bride got what she deserved, I hope her parents fucking burn her alive, and the best man got off lucky simply sans a good friend. But then again, the best man wasn't pledging his life to anybody, either. Having someone fuck around before a wedding is fucking sociopathic, that bitch needs therapy. What the fuck is wrong with you when you'd do something like that?

[ScottieIWU]

The bride got what she deserved, I hope her parents fucking burn her alive, and the best man got off lucky simply sans a good friend. But then again, the best man wasn't pledging his life to anybody, either. Having someone fuck around before a wedding is fucking sociopathic, that bitch needs therapy. What the fuck is wrong with you when you'd do something like that?What possesses one to cheat, anyway? It's far easier to just break it off (even if it ends terribly) than it is to explain to someone that you cheated (sometimes two people, if the person cheating is extra stupid).

I'd say that's pretty funny. If I were the bride's parents she would have her face annuled first thing in the fucking morning.

[Protosschick99]

I think the groom totally moted them :P

Not exactly what I would do--But if I was getting married and my man cheated on me--Humiliating them in public isn't my style....But I still think it was hillarious and I think the Bride & Best Man got what they deserved.

[Ender]

Good for him. Way to show up that selfish little whore.

[Ubergopher]

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp
Yay for Snopes.

[Spartan-II]

Owned. Seriously, she and her parents just got fucking owned.

That guy deserves his props, he has balls.

[dunchy]

I remember that story back in 1998, brings back memories of Reboot and Beast Wars along with this story. Such a tear to me eye.

[kongurous]

He still married her? Even after he found out? He sounds like an asshole.

He didn't still marry anyone.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/annulled

"To make or declare void or invalid, as a marriage or a law; nullify."

[Ubergopher]

I just got a question, what the fuck did the parents do to deserve that?

[Spartan-II]

He did it to their daughter, they're probably going to make her pay them back.

[Protosschick99]

Oh hey SarahK is back :P

Anywayz--That does suck for the parents.....Cuz they did have to pay when they did nothing :(

[ScottieIWU]

Anywayz--That does suck for the parents.....Cuz they did have to pay when they did nothing :(They raised a harlot with no sense of personal responsibility and no sense of others' feelings. I'd say $30k is a small price.

Also, I think SarahK and DesertEagle should meet up in person and engage in a match of Greco-Roman Shut the Fuck Up.

[Ubergopher]

Also, I think SarahK and DesertEagle should meet up in person and engage in a match of Greco-Roman Shut the Fuck Up.

Yes, that'd be a good match it'd be sorta like when the Mets and the Yankee's played each other in the World Series, you wish that both of them would lose.

[CrazyTom]

*fights urge to make SarahK comment*

It's not the parent's fault if their daughter is evil. The nicest parent can birth to the next horror - take the Omen, for instance... <_<

[Schwitzer]

Mmm, spite. I couldn't imagine marrying someone in that situation, even with such a brilliant opportunity for revenge up my sleave.

I've cleaned up this thread. Please don't make me fix it again.

[Ktan]

Hmmm, seems I missed SarahK's ranting, I'm sure it was amusing...if you're not the target, that is :S.

Well, the bitch got what she deserved. (the bride, I mean). The fact the guy managed to keep a control of himself for so long was incredible. I'd have knocked the guys head off with a 2 by 4. Or hit whim with a 4 by 4...or some combination with a 4 in it. Seriously, those fucktards (best man, read twat, and the bitch-bride) were made for each other, weren't they? Idiots.

[IrishDutchman]

...what was that woman thinking? It's nice to imagine how much of a fucking asshat she must have felt after getting owned so hard.

Now Holland only has to be beaten by Letland 15-0 in Soccer, and I'll be content. :P

[Black.Ice]

You guys do realize it's a fictional story / joke, right? Right? RIGHT?

[Ktan]

You guys do realize it's a fictional story / joke, right? Right? RIGHT?

Meh, it did seem to clever to be made up though.

Okay, I'd like to wrap a fictional pole around the best man's fictional face

[Mtank]

*fights urge to make SarahK comment*

It's not the parent's fault if their daughter is evil. The nicest parent can give birth to the next horror - take the Omen, for instance... <_<

The real parent in the Omen was a Jackal, wasn't it?

Anyway, fictional or not, I find it a fitting form of vengeance. A man after my own heart. A good story to take inspiration from.

[IrishDutchman]

Yeah, apart from getting a picture of your bride-to-be having sex with your best friend, it would be a piece of cake to pull off! :P

[Mtank]

Yeah, apart from getting a picture of your bride-to-be having sex with your best friend, it would be a piece of cake to pull off! :P

I never said it would be easy, nor has to be replicated perfectly. I said it should stand as inspiration to create elaborate schemes of retribution.

[IrishDutchman]

Yeah, I doubt anyone would be able to do the exact same, but it does prove that you can really piss people off if they're cheating on you.

[Staind]

Finally, a story where the good guy wins :P and of course keeps his dignity as well.

[SarahK]

I don't see the crime in playing a man, men do it to women all the time....

So her plan was probably use him for his money and get sex on the side, so what? big deal..

[kongurous]

I don't see the crime in playing a man, men do it to women all the time....

So her plan was probably use him for his money and get sex on the side, so what? big deal..

Adultery is a big deal, as is fraud.

[SarahK]

Nope. It's not a crime :p

[CrazyTom]

Doesn't stop it being immoral. Put it this way - how would you feel if the person you thought to wanted to dedicate your life to turned out to not really care about you all that much, and was in fact seeing another person? At the same time as seeing you? Would you not be pretty... *cough* annoyed?

Crap, I just realised SarahK lives in England... she could come and find me and kill me! :o

If it's all a joke, I don't get why it's funny.

[Ktan]

I don't see the crime in playing a man, men do it to women all the time....

So her plan was probably use him for his money and get sex on the side, so what? big deal..

Oh christ, when did SarahK turn feminist? But my anti-feminism rant is for another day. Also, don't worry Tom, I don't think she'll come to kill you :)

How is it not a big deal? Just because it's a women in such an 'oppressed' state it makes it ok to screw her husband over? In the bad way. No. Contrary to popular belief, men have feelings too. Sure, the only ones who actually ever confirm that are generally Emo and kinda overdo it, but there's no need to think we are all robots or something and force us not to care, because it's the 'manly thing to do.'

That's true sexism.

[Ubergopher]

I don't see the crime in playing a man, men do it to women all the time....

So her plan was probably use him for his money and get sex on the side, so what? big deal..

Sarah is a fine example of why we never should have let women vote.

[CrazyTom]

Sarah is a fine example of why we never should have let women vote.

This is going to come back to haunt you in future years...

[Ktan]

SarahK is going to come back to haunt you in future years...

Fixed.

Btw, I hope this event does haunt the woman, if it's real. I mean, it's something you wouldn't forget, isn't it?

[CrazyTom]

Unlikely. Someone that selfish would never forget the £3000 wedding they had to pay for... or however much it cost.

[Ktan]

add another zero, I think.

[Jeff]

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp
Yay for Snopes.

The topic should have ended right there, heh.

[Ubergopher]

The topic should have ended right there, heh.
Thank God, I thought I just imagined posting it and no one else saw it.

[Protosschick99]

Sarah is a fine example of why we never should have let women vote.

Sarah is only a percentage of what you think about women and voting. She doesn't speak for all of us--I have different views. I'm actually mildly conservative--A Republican so to say, lolz.

And I don't think you should be diss'n chicks and voting :confused:. Besides, SarahK can't vote anyway--She lives in England. :p

Anywayz, I think this is funny because the groom got the bride and best man back REALLY good, lolz.

[Ktan]

Besides, SarahK can't vote anyway--She lives in England. :p

I know you didn't mean it like that, but it just has to be said...

We gave the women the vote at the start of the 20th century :)

[claus]

AHAHA Gotta love it when some stupid person gets taken.

[dunchy]

Whaaa?? Sarah's from Britan? I thought she was from China?

The forums have hit...a new low.

[TinyDancer]

Besides, SarahK can't vote anyway--She lives in England. :p

That made me laugh really hard. Only on the inside though, I have to be quiet in this classroom thing. Nice observation PC.

[Protosschick99]

Yeah that did look funny huh? lolz :P

What I meant was she can't vote for the U.S. :P But it just looks funny :D

[GenocideAlive]

What is with you and thread necros lately? :/

[CrazyTom]

What is it with you and being unneccesarily harsh? Give it a break. PC gets away with it because people like her.
By the way, by responding you're technically participating in the thread necromancy. Put that in your toilet and flush it. :P

[Protosschick99]

It's cuz I've been gone and I go to my user cp and I don't pay attention to the last time someone posted so yeah--I've been gone so now I'm back :D

*Hugz CrazyTom randomly* :D lolz :P

[Black.Ice]

It's only been 5 days, so I guess that's really not Thread Necro, eh?