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Protosschick99
06-27-2006, 7:13 PM
Anybody watch that show? I'm hoping to get my car on there, lolz.

So many ppl tell me I should go on there :D

Here's what my car looks like--But not that nice, lolz.

http://a.1asphost.com/ennaj/camry1.JPG

Darlene just dinged the right side of my car with her door after church on Sunday >.< She parked right next to me and as I was getting ready to leave, she opens her door and BOOM--Hits me and scraps off some of my paint >.<

Let me tell yallz WHY I should be on Pimp My Ride.

- My paint is chipped all over the front from being driven in the country a lot.
- My paint is also chipped on the sides from small rocks and whatnot.
- My windshield was installed the wrong way so it whistles when I drive on the freeway.
- My interior is ripped and cracked.
- My stick shift grinds ALL THE TIME and it's already been in the shop twice >.<
- My lights were installed incorrectly. When I press the brakes, my left light goes off but when I don't press it my right light goes out and my left one comes back on.
- My left headlight is out but when I pull the lever for my brights my right goes out and my left comes back on.
- The light inside of my car doesn't come on.
- For some reason my brakes are acting stupid. They are putting pressure on my tires even when I don't press them so it causes my car to decellerate when I want to coast.
- Because of all the times it's been in the shop--There are grease stains all over it that I have tried to get out and cannot get out everytime I wash it.
- My air conditioner sucks.
- When it rains, water gets inside of my trunk forming a small pool (No joke :() and in the front seats of my car making it smell all nasty.

My car is GHETTO okay? lolz :P And I think it needs to be PIMPED! :D
GrassDragon
06-27-2006, 7:15 PM
Pimp My Ride. Yeah, okay, good luck I guess.
ScottieIWU
06-27-2006, 7:56 PM
If they accept it will you have a fold-out pew in your trunk and letters that say "Praise Jesus, lolz" on your hood?
WeekendLazyness
06-27-2006, 8:12 PM
It sounds like you could use a new car. Pimp My Ride also doesn't adhere to federal safety standards when "pimping" cars. Examples include removing airbags (without replacing them) and installing multimedia screens such that a driver can see them while driving.
CrazyTom
06-27-2006, 8:21 PM
If your car really looks like that little red 'x' I can see, then good luck trying to pimp it. :P
Protosschick99
06-27-2006, 8:45 PM
If they accept it will you have a fold-out pew in your trunk and letters that say "Praise Jesus, lolz" on your hood?

Okay that's whack, lolz :P

More like "Jesus Freak!" but that would be on my back window :D
Nuts
06-27-2006, 9:31 PM
Maybe they can install a L.E.D. sign with bible verses in the rear glass?
dunchy
06-27-2006, 9:36 PM
Maybe they can install a L.E.D. sign with bible verses in the rear glass?


OH damn!!! Check it out everyone, I've been absent reading the bible lately! I have a bible verse for PC99 and everyone else here. Yeah, it's from Matt/dunchy! Here it is.

Jeremiah 25:27

"And you must say to them, 'This is what Jehovah of armies, the God of Israel, has said: "Drink and get drunk and puke and fall so that you cannot get up because of the sword that I am sending among you. " '

Oh, fuck yes. Now I'm not one to toot my little horn here, but that's just awesome of me to find.

Zaa Zing!!
WeekendLazyness
06-27-2006, 9:53 PM
My car is GHETTO okay? lolz :P And I think it needs to be PIMPED! :DHave you ever even been to a ghetto? Let me tell you, your car looks a lot better than the ones I see there.
hammocksleeper
06-28-2006, 12:36 AM
- My windshield was installed the wrong way so it whistles when I drive on the freeway.
- My lights were installed incorrectly. When I press the brakes, my left light goes off but when I don't press it my right light goes out and my left one comes back on.
- My left headlight is out but when I pull the lever for my brights my right goes out and my left comes back on.
- For some reason my brakes are acting stupid. They are putting pressure on my tires even when I don't press them so it causes my car to decellerate when I want to coast.
- Because of all the times it's been in the shop--There are grease stains all over it that I have tried to get out and cannot get out everytime I wash it.


You seriously got dicked over by some shoddy-ass mechanics.
Pisces
06-28-2006, 1:42 AM
You were driving your car on Sunday?! HOW COULD YOUR CAR POSSIBLY GET A WARRENT!!!

Also, I hope your not going to the same mechanics.
Aquarian
06-28-2006, 2:54 AM
I love Pimp My Ride! Though it's been ages since I last watched thta show.

PC, if you want your car to get pimped, make it worse!

1.Tear of the car door
2.Break windows
3.Make sure the air con is destroyed! Not sucky!
4.The front bumper is gone
5.Say it's a present from your ex
6.Make it like what you did to your teacher last time :P
IrishDutchman
06-28-2006, 5:17 AM
Right, and then she won't get chosen, and she's screwed. :D

I'd say, you might as well try, but don't get your hopes up.
Leosam096
06-28-2006, 7:42 AM
i'd like to see warboard members in pimp my ride. :)
Ktan
06-28-2006, 11:29 AM
You have to stick WB imagery everywhere if you can. ooooh, can you wear a CWAL II t-shirt for me during filming? Y'know, spread the word...

Good luck getting on the program. May not happen, but it'd be pretty cool to have a WB pimpmobile.

I suppose asking for them to fit Psi-Sheilds is too much?
Leosam096
06-28-2006, 11:35 AM
I suppose asking for them to fit Psi-Sheilds is too much?
suppose we have such technology?

Good luck getting on the program. May not happen, but it'd be pretty cool to have a WB pimpmobile.
a minivan that has the portraits of all the WB administrators and moderators.
Ktan
06-28-2006, 11:41 AM
a minivan that has the portraits of all the WB administrators and moderators.

Oh, what I'd do for one of those...*glomps*

Yeah, the shield thing was a joke. I don't think even Chuck Norris has the ability to create psi-shields ^^ (<----Oh, aren't I funny, an overused joke guys!)
ChaosZon
06-28-2006, 11:49 AM
Darlene just dinged the right side of my car with her door after church on Sunday

just another reason to NEVER GO TO CHURCH ;)
Leosam096
06-28-2006, 11:49 AM
in reply to my post, you joke stands premanently still.

Oh, what I'd do for one of those...*glomps*
i aint good at pondering what people are up to doing. ;)
ZeroDarkStar
06-28-2006, 1:15 PM
Too late. I already pimped it.

http://up.kupatrix.org/p/63/pchickys-pimped-ride.jpg?no_history
ScottieIWU
06-28-2006, 1:29 PM
Too late. I already pimped it.

http://up.kupatrix.org/p/63/pchickys-pimped-ride.jpg?no_historyFucking classic.
Kingscrab
06-28-2006, 2:46 PM
Fucking classic. That is friggin' awesome! It is 99% the car i envision PC driving!

The other 1%: Needs a Jesus on the dashboard though... ;)
ScottieIWU
06-28-2006, 2:49 PM
The other 1%: Needs a Jesus on the dashboard though...I think that'd be a bit understated. Try a 5' Jesus hood ornament made of solid gold.

That, or the arc of the covenant in the back of the car.
Kingscrab
06-28-2006, 3:09 PM
I think that'd be a bit understated. Try a 5' Jesus hood ornament made of solid gold.

That, or the arc of the covenant in the back of the car. Do spoilers come "halo" shaped? :P
TinyDancer
06-28-2006, 3:48 PM
Too late. I already pimped it.

http://up.kupatrix.org/p/63/pchickys-pimped-ride.jpg?no_history


Fucking awesome. I love you for that. It needs a huge Jesus insignia somewhere though.
IrishDutchman
06-28-2006, 4:17 PM
Bwahahah! ZeroDarkStar that was some funny shit. You made my day mate :D
Neu(t)ral Damage
06-28-2006, 4:48 PM
My poor van: '98 Chrysler T&C, no rear view mirror, no signals no head or foglights (the brights work wtf?), plastic panels falling apart, a non-existant front left fender, half a bumper, and a half liter engine (used to be 2 liter, till I hit that guy). The horn is pitiful.
sololop
06-29-2006, 12:27 AM
that picture of pink and purple threw me into a trance for several minutes. La la la la..

Hmm hm hm!
Hotshot
06-29-2006, 12:37 AM
ZeroDarkStar, I bet that car would have quite a few roadworthy issues, lol.
Wish we had Pimp My Ride down here in Australia. The stuff they do to those cars is mad!
claus
06-29-2006, 12:53 AM
AHHHHH MY EYES THEY BURN. It's still better then my car Oh wait I don't have one...
Kazeofwinds
06-29-2006, 1:19 AM
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/8986/untitled11al.jpg


There, +1 Jesus.
claus
06-29-2006, 1:29 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAH it's Buddy Jesus. I may be a christian, but i will say this good job Kazeo
Protosschick99
06-29-2006, 3:48 AM
*Looks at her pimped ride*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Omgosh that's hillarious! lolz :P

But HECK NO--I would not be driv'n that thing :P Shoot--With my personality they'd integrate my faith and gaming together as one :D It would be tight--Not whack, lolz.

Btw--If you all read my first post correctly--I said "This is what my car looks like--But NOT THAT NICE."

That is a picture of an '89 Toyota Camry--But not my '89 Toyota Camry :P
KexMex
06-29-2006, 9:07 AM
Riiiiight.. so you posted a picture of a car that's got nothing to do with this. Neat. :P
Hotshot
06-29-2006, 9:29 AM
PC, is your car the same colour as the one in the picture?

150th post... I'm gettin' there...
Protosschick99
06-29-2006, 10:56 AM
No mine is white :)

@ Kex: I posted a picture so ya'llz can get a glimpse of what my car should look like, lolz :P
Nickodemus
06-29-2006, 2:28 PM
Pleaze get your car too look like that one... I would roll of the couch if i saw that n pimp my ride. I still have you beat for the show though.


Mine is a 93 geo tracker

*no back seat
*no radio
*Rust
*back door doesnt work.
*Its a freaking geo!!!

---Although still, it isn't american so i am still doing good. At least PC didn't buy an amercan car


OMG!!!! did i just compliment her???? somo one get me some better meds...


<Q runs screaming....>
GenocideAlive
06-29-2006, 2:36 PM
But HECK NO--I would not be driv'n that thing :P Shoot--With my personality they'd integrate my faith and gaming together as one :D It would be tight--Not whack, lolz.
I'm speechless. ... I've started to write like 6 times now, and I just can't finish anything. ...wow.

Just...wow.
Protosschick99
06-29-2006, 5:14 PM
Pleaze get your car too look like that one... I would roll of the couch if i saw that n pimp my ride. I still have you beat for the show though.


Mine is a 93 geo tracker

*no back seat
*no radio
*Rust
*back door doesnt work.
*Its a freaking geo!!!

---Although still, it isn't american so i am still doing good. At least PC didn't buy an amercan car


OMG!!!! did i just compliment her???? somo one get me some better meds...


<Q runs screaming....>

It's about time. :D All you do is bash me :P

Isn't it nice when you say uplifting positive things about someone than hurtful, harmful, and negative things? :)

I'm speechless. ... I've started to write like 6 times now, and I just can't finish anything. ...wow.

Just...wow.

lolz--That's the first time something I've said has had that effect on you :D
GenocideAlive
06-29-2006, 5:24 PM
lolz--That's the first time something I've said has had that effect on you :D
Um, not really, but OK.
Protosschick99
06-29-2006, 5:26 PM
Well I couldn't remember so there :P lolz :D

Anywayz LQ--You totally win. Your ride needs to be pimped. If Xzibit showed up to my house asking who do I think needs their ride pimped--I'd say you, lolz :P
ScottieIWU
06-29-2006, 10:30 PM
Well I couldn't remember so there :P lolz :D

Anywayz LQ--You totally win. Your ride needs to be pimped. If Xzibit showed up to my house asking who do I think needs their [sic] ride pimped--I'd say you, lolz :PI think somebody needs her grammar pimped. Pronoun agreement, ftw.

Anyway, I know a girl whose car is pretty much the biggest piece of trash I've ever seen. The worst part is she's super protective of it. One time I was riding in back and smelled exhaust (and the windows were closed) so I asked her if maybe that was a problem. There was a myriad of problems with her car, but I doubt Xibit would come to the northwest suburbs of Chicago to pimp a ride.