American Idol Suggestions

[CaRBomBnCowBoy]

Even tho it seems like everyone is watchin american idol, I think it's gettin a wee bit old. They should come up with sumthing new like American Stuntman=people blowing each other up, lighting themselves on fire, or jumping off of buildings... u name it, now that would be entertaining. I was just wondering if there were any other American ____ ideas out there...
:devil:

[SunTzu]

American Bull Fighters! :D

[dunchy]

American Chopper :D

[UndeadBastard]

I never saw a single episode of American Idol...O_o

American?..blah, they're racist I tell you!

[dunchy]

Would you prefer Australian Idol? ;)

How about Romanian Idol?

Or polish Idol ? :)

[Aya]

My suggestion would be make a law banning American Idol. God, I hate that show to hell. They fail to realize that the harsh criticism the judges deal out to have detrimental effects on the people trying out for the show and the people in it. Eventually, we'll hear on the news networks one day that one of these poor bastards killed themselves.

[ZeroDarkStar]

AI is hell's spawn.

I guess that makes it Demon Child's brother.

[dunchy]

Simon would be her cousin, that's a match made in err....hell?

[Aya]

I pity DC now. :(

[Schwitzer]

Would you prefer Australian Idol? ;)
Actually we did have Australian Idol over here, and I hated that too. :p

As for what other programs they could do... I think they've exploited and milked pretty much everything they possibly can so far...

[TheGreatBrain]

American Idol is the most terrible show ever made. It's just so monumentally dumb. It would be a terrible sin upon the Earth to perpetuate the cycle of evil.

[Funkwich]

how about american idol worshiper, the people vote for the person who worships the coolest idol.

[Shinigami]

I've got a suggestion for American Idol: quit while you're behind. Oh, wait... Not those kinds of suggestions? Well...

America's Stupidest Lawsuits, anyone? :D

[CaRBomBnCowBoy]

hey everyone i know the show sux... so thats y i was asking for sum other ideas... not about how badly the show/critics blow! i still feel good about my 1st idea=retards as stuntman getting hurt!
:devil:

[Swiftjustice]

retards as stuntman getting hurt!

Whatever.... Maybe take 300 girls and make it pornstar Idol
or who wants to be a pornstar

[CaRBomBnCowBoy]

Whatever.... Maybe take 300 girls and make it pornstar Idol
or who wants to be a pornstar
That 1 does sound waaay better... but on basic cable? I dunno if that would fly... or it'd be another howard stern show=sumtimes u get sum hotties goin naked but no real picture of them naked... u know?:(
:devil:

[Neo]

How about a reality show:

"Where the FUCK did all the writers go?"

Think about it.

-Neo

[Demon_Child]

AI is hell's spawn.

I guess that makes it Demon Child's brother.

No, Actually AI is a cousin that hasn't been removed enough times, im afraid. :(

Simon would be her cousin, that's a match made in err....hell?

Simon was my ex. He couldn't take the tongue lashing that I gave him so he decided to dish out tongue lashings on the AI participants.

I pity DC now. :(

For what, exactly? :p

[Mtank]

uhhh...
whatever that was about, I think that the show was bad, cause the judges were a bit too full of themselves...

so it should be, in my opinion, scrapped.

[mcflurry_1982]

American Drag Queen

[Vashy]

I could so win that.

[Demon_Child]

TMFuckingI

[Vashy]

You never saw the pictures of me in a dress that just about everybody on BF saw? Jesus fuckin' Christ DC, you missed out on all of the hilarity.

[OboeGuru]

It was the ultimate eye candy. ;)

I think American Root Canal would be more popular than American Idol. :D

[Mordecai2k]

American anus?

Anus talents. That sounds reallly good. I'd totally watch that.

[OboeGuru]

American anus?

Anus talents. That sounds reallly good. I'd totally watch that.
Enough with the anii (anuses?) already!

How about a general talent show called America Unböring? Hell, just bring back the Gong show!

[Mordecai2k]

Ok i'm sorry.

How about...

Anus Idol. Sounds better? I think so.

[OboeGuru]

Just... Can't... Win...

Gah.

Anus Idol? o.O Contest for best anus? What would be the criteria?

[Mordecai2k]

Mhm.

The judges will be...

Randy's Anus (R-Dawg) Paula's Anus (P-Shaker) Simon's Anus (xXTightShirtXx)

[Vashy]

Stop getting offtopic. American Drag Queen it is. Who wants to compete with me over that(like you have a chance in hell of winning)?

[Mordecai2k]

I haven't seem the pictures of you in a dress.

I've seen a picture of you and i'm not so sure you'd be a pretty girl

[Demon_Child]

You never saw the pictures of me in a dress that just about everybody on BF saw? Jesus fuckin' Christ DC, you missed out on all of the hilarity.


I dunno, I think picturing Elcap in a dress would be hilarious. (I mean that in a good way since I have absolutely nothing against him)

[Vashy]

When the attatchemnt system works here, I will sodomize your imaginations and rape your eyeballs with those sexxy pixtures of me in a dress.

[Mordecai2k]

yeah i <3 elcap ^^

[OboeGuru]

When the attatchemnt system works here, I will sodomize your imaginations and rape your eyeballs with those sexxy pixtures of me in a dress.
Couldn't you just link to where they were posted on BlizzForums? Or are they gone?

[Vashy]

I doubt the admin there or here would be pleased with me linking them :P

[mcflurry_1982]

I could so win that.
lmao!!

should have a competition in Creative concepts.