Someone just stole my bike

[hammocksleeper]

I think someone just stole my bike. I was going to leave the library but now I'll stay here and study for another hour or two, and hopefully someone has only borrowed my bike and when I check later it will be there.

[B.A.Baracus]

ha! People dont "borrow" bikes they jack them, your never gonna see it again. Welcome to the real world.

[kongurous]

When I saw this thread... I thought of two things.

1) Nigga stole my bike.

2) http://cybersexfun.ytmnsfw.com/

[psycho42b]

unless your bike sucks, dont expect to get it back. nextime, lock it up.

[GenocideAlive]

As much as you hate me and direct said hatred towards my person, I cannot find the will to take pleasure in your misfortune. Hopefully, someone will have just made a simple mistake. Otherwise, if your bike is lost, I hope you didn't lose the lesson. :/

[DragonPaladin]

You should have coated your bike with poison. Especially. I find that it is a sufficient deterrent when the thief drops dead form absorbed poison from the palms.

[Snot]

First off... so long as you have the make, color, and registration form... I hope you had it registered... the bike can be reported missing. Second, lock it up next time... small or big lock doesn't matter, it still works, I highly doubt they walk around with a pair of bolt cutters. Thirdly, poison? Palms? Dude, insert a syringe into the seat when you leave it, so the next person who sits in it gets an ass full of what ever you put in it...

Last, but not least... I hope you get your bike back soon... if not, then god gave you feet, and determination.

[Doombringer64]

When I saw the thread title I laughed, and I laughed hard. But now when I actually read the post I find myself about die with laughter.

[LinkTheGameFreak]

I thought "nigga stole my bike" when I saw the thread title :(

[frazz]

Taht's lame, I just got a new bike and I would be angry if someone took it.

[IrishDutchman]

I live in holland, and if you've been there, you'll now that everyone has bike, and the streets are bloody littered with 'em.
The way junks earn their money here is buy stealign bikes and selling them. If you go into town at 2:00 at night, you'll here 'oi...wanna buy a bike..?' out of a shady corner every 10 minutes or so.
My dad has lived here for 10 years, and by now 7 of his bikes have been stolen. A while back mine got stolen too! I know what it feels like, and I doubt you'll find it back. Bikes are way too hard to trace, except if you have a little GPS thingie in it, which shows it's location everywhere, which is pretty schweet.

[Protosschick99]

Dude that sucks :(

That happened to me when I was younger. I had this NICE bike that my dad got me. It was brand new--And some ghetto person came and jacked me >.<

Oh well.....But I do feel your pain :( Hope you get an even better one to replace it :)

[IrishDutchman]

Hehe, I actually had to pay for my new bike myself, but my parents thought they'd buy me a new (better) one, and I'd pay them back.
Luckily they aren't too good at remembering depths, if you know what I mean ;)

And I'm sorry for this but...:

W00T 200TH POST!!!!! I'M THE BEST, YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

muuuch bettr :D

[Ktan]

That's a shame Hammock. Snot gave good advice there. Do you know the details about it?

[sololop]

That bike, no matter what info, is probrobly gone forever. i doubt the police will put any real effort into it. That sucks, alot though.

[The_Maker]

When I saw this thread... I thought of two things.

1) Nigga stole my bike.

2) http://cybersexfun.ytmnsfw.com/
Funny, I thought the exact same thing :P

[hammocksleeper]

yeah it was a pretty shitty bike but it was sweet at the same time, you know what i mean? this bike was my dad's, it had been ridden on by him then me for the past 25 years...

[GenocideAlive]

Lack of responsibility FTW. WTG on losing the family heirloom in a spat of carelessness.

[King_Critter]

That sucks... At least you probebly got enough use out of it...

[Sikawtic]

I have what you want, meet me by the warehouse at 2AM. Bring $400 cash.

[BlackHawk]

When I saw this thread... I thought of two things.

1) Nigga stole my bike.

2) http://cybersexfun.ytmnsfw.com/

I also thought of the first one :>.

And that second one is fucking hilarious xD.

[Daghdha]

Well actually in my country there was a case when someones vehicle (don't remember if it was a car or bike) was stolen and the next day the thieves brought it back, and left it exactly where they stole it from. I never saw pictures of that car but it must have been really cheap.

[Vhaeraun]

When I saw this thread... I thought of two things.

1) Nigga stole my bike.

2) http://cybersexfun.ytmnsfw.com/
I'll have to admit I thought the exact same thing xD

[B.A.Baracus]

Hey black people arnt the only ones who steal. Im not black and I jack anything that aint nailed down, and sometimes I even snatch the nailed down shit! Im so good I can walk out of a quick-stop with a 30 pack and not even be seen, I got a million jacking stories, thats what we do for fun around here. Bikes included:cool:

[Nuts]

Get Lo-Jack! (http://www.lojack.com/)

[Jeff]

I thought of NSMB immediately too. Sad, isn't it?

[The_Maker]

Sad, isn't it?

Very my good man... very :P

[Black.Ice]

I thought of the ytmnd as well.

Anyways, that sucks Hammock. It was about time you upgrade your method of transportation anyhow. :)

[IrishDutchman]

Hey black people arnt the only ones who steal. Im not black and I jack anything that aint nailed down, and sometimes I even snatch the nailed down shit! Im so good I can walk out of a quick-stop with a 30 pack and not even be seen, I got a million jacking stories, thats what we do for fun around here. Bikes included

Meh, stealing from shops is fine, but stealing someone's bike? Man, not cool.

[killer-penguin]

When I saw this thread... I thought of two things.

1) Nigga stole my bike.

2) http://cybersexfun.ytmnsfw.com/

Ya niggastolemybike was the first thing I thought of too.

Too bad :(

[GrassDragon]

Meh, stealing from shops is fine, but stealing someone's bike? Man, not cool.
Yes, this makes complete sense. You deserve a kick in the pants for your expert use of logic.

[Yoda]

Perhaps you people should stop being so racist.... :mad:

Its very unfortunate that you lost your bike, but seriously. If you did not lock it up, then it was basically waiting to happen. As a realistic conclusion, you're never going to see your bike again. I hope you don't use your bike a lot because it will be a while before you see one again since they are quite expensive.

[DarkLStrike]

did you say that u didnt lock it? whoa that musta suck!