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xodkrm
05-10-2006, 2:08 AM
Do you see yourself as a noob?
Not only at computer games, but generaly speaking, at RL.

Yoda
05-10-2006, 2:56 AM
Is this thread going to remain open? ;)

I am not a noob, except at sport. I am an extreme professional at real life. I can see and understand this world as it is. :)

And I'm good at warcraft 3. Well I think I am at least, I know I'm not as good as some of the other players here. I easily pawned some guy from school in a match a few days ago. It was heaps funny.

TheBB
05-10-2006, 3:26 AM
In many ways, yes. In others, no.

How more vague can I get? :P

Schwitzer
05-10-2006, 3:56 AM
I'm a noob at performing brain-surgery. Yes, I know - it's terrible. I hope that you won't all turn away and shun me for this incredible feat of ineptitude.

GrimTerror
05-10-2006, 11:46 AM
How many times have we had this discussion about the n00b classes on SC.ORG? seeing as it's the double 0 kind of noob, it's a reference to stupid annoying tarded people who you love to kill. Contrary to newb, who are simply new players who know little about the game...

Congratulations to the person who voted yes! You have just deemed yourself to be an asshole!!

GenocideAlive
05-10-2006, 11:49 AM
I pwn nubs.

GrassDragon
05-10-2006, 12:10 PM
RL? I pwn at that game. I'm a newb at it, but not a noob.

IrishDutchman
05-10-2006, 12:26 PM
in Starcraft: Noob
On WB: Newb
In Life: Supreme Tyrant

Subjukator
05-10-2006, 2:15 PM
i pwn people on a regular basis

B.A.Baracus
05-10-2006, 2:22 PM
Are you?

sololop
05-10-2006, 3:12 PM
ha ha1 i not a nub!!1!!

Except at achieving a general social conversation.

TinyDancer
05-10-2006, 5:24 PM
I'm not a noob. Sorry.

BlackHawk
05-10-2006, 5:55 PM
No. I'm too leet for the street.

U-238
05-10-2006, 6:56 PM
Thats an extremely broad question. There are so many factors that can go into the desion that it's impractical to say either or. For instance I'm not too good at Starcraft. Enough to have people call me a noob. However in other things such as football I would not be considered a noob at all. There are simply too many things that can go into a decision like this that one cannot sya, in general, whether he is a noob or not.

frazz
05-10-2006, 9:20 PM
I'm a noob in most athletic categories. As for intellectual and video games, no. As for life, yes.

SHISHKABOB
05-10-2006, 9:23 PM
Lol I said no, but I was reading the question while I clicked and well... oopsies... But meh I'm no nubcaek on WC or Halo, I used to pwn on SC, custom games I mean.

pixels
05-10-2006, 9:40 PM
im so god damn leet you dont even know.

\,,/(>_<)\,,/

Leosam096
05-11-2006, 2:46 PM
oh pixels... if you're posting mr. vendetta as your little avatar it clearly shows you're not a newb.

but who knows? options may vary. :)

Snot
05-11-2006, 2:58 PM
I would consider myself a noob in life. No one can be a pro at it, it's always changing and all you can do is change with it. I'm a pro at my job, killing is what I do, and I'm a pro in the kitchen, I love to cook... but life is something no one can master.

So in general, we're all noobs in life, and everything we do in it. Just cause you repeat something numerous times means shit. I've schooled people at their own games after trying it just once. They called themselves pros, or experts... and I sent them crying.:cool:

Again, I'm not master at anything. I'm a noob.

ice
05-11-2006, 3:01 PM
starcraft: noob

sports:king

warcraft[+all that coems with it] : king

diablo:king

..generaly speeking : not a noob

--ice

The_Maker
05-11-2006, 4:17 PM
Well, considering I have a full time job and I am not even legally allowed to drive I think I'm doing pretty good in real life :P

Tharisfal
05-11-2006, 4:42 PM
I'm not a newb. To WC and SC, yes, but to other games. No.

Other proof:
I don't speak with "3" instead of "e"
When I win I don't go "yay I pwn ya n00b. Suck3r!
When I lose I don't try to find excuses
I don't flood chats like a retard

Protosschick99
05-11-2006, 6:02 PM
I am such a n00b when it comes to certain aspects of life.

For instance:

Hacking=n00b
Kissing=n00b
Basketball=n00b
Smoking=n00b
Heart Surgery=n00b
Drinking=n00b
Guitar Playing=n00b
Sex=n00b

So there, lolz :P

Moser
05-11-2006, 10:51 PM
I'm so cool, you don't even know i'm cool. ..which would me you the noob? ;)

frazz
05-12-2006, 1:38 AM
well I'm pretty pro at most things, or so i thought.
Turns out I'm a total cheese noob. :(
Come to think of it, I'm noob at most random useles things of that type

Leosam096
05-12-2006, 9:31 AM
you mentioned it at the power of cheese thread, so i'm not a noob of remembering. :)

IrishDutchman
05-12-2006, 10:42 AM
I am the p0wnz0rz of P14n0, lol.

But I am a huge noob in skateboarding, and that hurts, unlike computer games.

Ktan
05-12-2006, 2:33 PM
Turns out I'm a total cheese noob. :(
Could be taken so wrongly...

I would say I'm more of a newb(ie) than a n00b.
I value sportsmanship, and, although have had SC for ages, am only now getting to grips with the more advanced side of the game.

Daghdha
05-12-2006, 2:58 PM
I'm no noob, although i meet them every day I will never join their ways!

Lumosa_Brood
05-12-2006, 3:27 PM
I am a noob because I get angry very easily and then I get punchy. (And people who punch are noobs (dont ask) )

MidnightGladius
05-12-2006, 9:39 PM
I'm extremely bad at displaying emotion - it seems that every time I try, it's misinterpretated and either used against me or amusingly tolerated.

I am also terrible at baseball (the swinging motion just doesn't feel...right), and I can't operate a grill correctly on my best day.

Leosam096
05-13-2006, 12:37 AM
i'm no newb at UMS starcraft maps, i was one of the best LotR players a long time ago. But I'm a newb at melees and money maps :)

Pisces
05-13-2006, 4:49 AM
Lets start a list of the various aspects of life to give this thread a point, add/remove anything you like. I start with PC's but now I have copy+pasted I realise it sucks:P So I'll have to change it a lot. This is in skill level not necessarily experiance.
Computers=n00b
Games=Not n00b
Kissing=n00b
Sex=n00b but once I get to know the girl at it I'm great:)
Sport=n00b with exception of snowboarding&accuracy sports
Smoking=n00b
Heart Surgery=Red thing connected to the wristwatch
Drinking=pwn
Music=n00b
People=meh
Advice=Extra double pwn sex toy! I'm the person everyone goes for advice, partly because everyone seems to trust me for some strange reason. FOOLISH HUMANS!
Relationships=I can fix everyone else's, but n00b at my own.
Academia=pwn at science, maths & politics n00b at Engwish.
l33t=n00b, thank God.

IrishDutchman
05-13-2006, 6:10 AM
Oh yeah, here's my list! *jumps on bandwagon*

Computers=n00b
Games=mostly n00b, but better than my mates
Kissing= teh pawn
Sex=well, I'm 12 soo...n00b
Sport: (divided in categories)
Boarding: Very talented at snowboarding and surfing, though I've only done 'em both for a week, skateboarding I'm no particular talent but I like it :) So, not noob.
Athletics: Pretty noob, I can't run for toffee.
Ballgames: Not noob.
Tennis: Not noob
Gymnastics: Meh...
-------sports end here-----

Smoking=n00b (thank god)
Heart Surgery=n00b
Drinking=noob, same reason as sex
Music=SUPER PWNZORS, yeah, I'm hella talented at piano if I may say so myself
Languages=I was raised bilingual (Dutch & English) and I'm already pretty good at french and latin.
People= not noob
Advice=don't need it :D Nah, not noob I guess.
Relationships=noob, I can flirt and all that, but ain't it just easier being single?
Academia=Not noob. I did a test last year, it was done by the 1000 smartest kids in holland, and i was in the top 99%, so, there's only 10 kids in holland smarter than me.
Of course probably lots of smart kids didn't join, but still nice to hear :)

MatGeo
05-14-2006, 1:30 PM
Well there might be some things at which I'm a n00b, but generally speaking I'm not.

Dragonboyjgh
05-21-2006, 9:33 PM
define n00b cause probably yes except when it comes to computers then I'm probably pawn

Yoda
05-22-2006, 9:29 AM
The only thing I'm fairly inexperienced at is exercise/sport. And making speeches. I'm full pro at real life, and warcraft 3.

IrishDutchman
05-22-2006, 9:46 AM
The only thing I'm fairly inexperienced at is exercise/sport. And making speeches. I'm full pro at real life, and warcraft 3.

Sounds a lot like your stereo type nerd, no good at sports or speaking in public, but good at an RTS :shiftyl:
It's a good thing we at WB know you through and through :) And if anyone here calls you a nerd, well...most of us here are ;)

Neo
05-22-2006, 3:31 PM
I'm proud to be a Geek. Nerds are for newbs.

-Neo

SHISHKABOB
05-22-2006, 7:15 PM
Yeah some kids were laughing at me when I was not insulted when they called me a geeky, nerd, trekkie. I'm finally catching up with life I guess since more people are talking to me at school but oh well. Sitting inside and playing Halo2 and WC3 all day FTW!

Yoda
05-23-2006, 3:48 AM
Sounds a lot like your stereo type nerd, no good at sports or speaking in public, but good at an RTS :shiftyl:
It's a good thing we at WB know you through and through :) And if anyone here calls you a nerd, well...most of us here are ;)

Nobody here knows me through and through :)

(Thanks for your support, though) :smirk:

Fred1000000
05-23-2006, 8:42 PM
Rofl No Noobzor! Im 2 1337!

dukenukem155
05-24-2006, 1:32 AM
Ya im a big nub, on forums anyways

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Whiteknight
05-24-2006, 1:44 AM
Today's newbs are tomorrow's experts. Doesn't matter if you are or not as long as you work towards it.

russianninja
05-25-2006, 12:43 AM
im a nooblord XD!!!!

dukenukem155
05-30-2006, 1:55 AM
I think %25 of the members of my clan r noobs now

wa123
05-30-2006, 4:04 AM
welldone to those who voted yes for themselvies.

DWBuRnT
05-30-2006, 11:21 PM
Depends who im playing against I guess

Stealth_Prawn
05-30-2006, 11:34 PM
I chose yes, but then I thought... Yea, Im a noob! I'm only in High School, I have a horrible win/lose record on many online games, and though I can pwn my friends at almost anything, I'd still say I'm a naive noob.

Glad_2_bestoned
05-31-2006, 2:46 PM
omg.. lol this topic is hilarious..

Fenguin
06-03-2006, 11:58 AM
This thread is fucking retarded.