Post yourself, reborn.

[Pisces]

Schwitzer reminds me of my high school stats teacher. Schwitzer, you don't teach stats do you?!:o

[TinyDancer]

Showering too often makes my hair fall out. Grr. I keep 'em regular, though, don't worry.

Spartan - you've got right-long hair, haven't you? What's your advice, one long-haired bloke to another?

Showering every day can be really bad for your hair. I usually shower every other day, and wash my hair every time I shower, or if I have somewhere to go where I want nice hair, I skip a wash so it's shinier and smoother.

[Fenguin]

Not what you think, Feng doesn't know how that works yet. Nobody ever explained it to him.
that's your job, scotty, remember that beautiful autumn day when you promised you'd teach me?

[ScottieIWU]

that's your job, scotty, remember that beautiful autumn day when you promised you'd teach me?I don't do charity work anymore, Feng. Maybe you can talk to your local cheap whore next time you stop back in town?

[GrassDragon]

I'm 6' 1" by the way. And I'll get the pictures for my last trip developed soon and post them (my digicam was in the shop so I had to use a disposable).

[TinyDancer]

I'm 6' 1" by the way. And I'll get the pictures for my last trip developed soon and post them (my digicam was in the shop so I had to use a disposable).

Meh, I was close enough. :P

[Fenguin]

I don't do charity work anymore, Feng. Maybe you can talk to your local cheap whore next time you stop back in town?
i'll give your mom a call next time i'm up in chicago. ;)

[Schwitzer]

Schwitzer reminds me of my high school stats teacher. Schwitzer, you don't teach stats do you?!:o
Nope. :)

[ScottieIWU]

i'll give your mom a call next time i'm up in chicago. ;)I was talking about yours. You might have to call in advance, because she's booked through August.

Then again, you'd probably not take more than what...3 minutes? She could probably squeeze you in between appointments, eh?

Edit: May as well post a newer one of me. I'm myspacecamwhoring because I got a new hat and wanted to show someone.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y22/N115CE/Dscf0963.jpg

[Spartan-II]

Showering too often makes my hair fall out. Grr. I keep 'em regular, though, don't worry.

Spartan - you've got right-long hair, haven't you? What's your advice, one long-haired bloke to another?

I shower every day, and wash my hair every other day. My hair stays soft and beautiful. Chicks love it.

[Black.Ice]

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it weird when men are talking about hair-care techniques, etc?

Talk about... I dunno, how to fart with your hands or something.

[Schwitzer]

Just wait until they start comparing which creams and powders they use to "enhance their natural beauty". :/

[Spartan-II]

I was going to make a horrible joke out of that, but seeing as my relationship with you is strenuous because of the Lazytown video, i'll take it.

What, I have beautiful hair that my girlfriend loves and chicks in general dig.. Is that a bad thing?

[kongurous]

What, I have beautiful hair that my girlfriend loves and chicks in general dig.. Is that a bad thing?


When you aren't allowed to have hair period, yes, yes it is.

[Spartan-II]

Your fault, Navy boy. Being jealous of another mans long beautiful locks is nothing healthy..

[IrishDutchman]

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it weird when men are talking about hair-care techniques, etc?

Talk about... I dunno, how to fart with your hands or something.

Well, my dad sure does. He says it's women trying to talk men in to the insecurity they have about their looks.
Whenever a commercial for men's cosmetics is on TV, he says something like:
'Now, you can be just as insecure as your wife is!'

[Spartan-II]

Okay, I like my long hair and know how to take care of it, thus your dad beleives that makes me insecure about my looks?

That entertains me in a sad and lonely sort of way.

[CrazyTom]

I don't care about commercials, I *know* I'm sexy. :P

[IrishDutchman]

Okay, I like my long hair and know how to take care of it, thus your dad beleives that makes me insecure about my looks?

That entertains me in a sad and lonely sort of way.

Nah...let me explain it again.

It's not like he'll kill over shampoo or anything, but men's perfume and skin lotions and shit.
Women are always obsessed with those things, and believe they actually need them to look pretty and that those things actually work. Now, he's saying women are trying to impose that culture on men.

I guess he's just a bit anti-metrosexual.

[SarahK]

they do work you are just saying they dont on no basis whatosever lol

Have you TRIED? no. lol. so shutup :)

[Leosam096]

Whenever a commercial for men's cosmetics is on TV, he says something like:
'Now, you can be just as insecure as your wife is!'
we men would be hideous without cosmetics. :)

EDIT: most of cosmetic-related commericials on this side is based on corniness as its foundation. thus, remembered.

[ChaosZon]

ok well here i took this like an hour ago, i was so hung over...

i think i look better a little scruffy anyway

and yes i am a hairy bastard, i think once when i was drunk i actually won $10 betting my chest was hairier than this other guy's chest (it was about equal probably, but i just intimidated him into saying he lost haha)

http://myspace-826.vo.llnwd.net/00876/62/83/876533826_l.jpg

[ScottieIWU]

Nah...let me explain it again.

It's not like he'll kill over shampoo or anything, but men's perfume and skin lotions and shit.
Women are always obsessed with those things, and believe they actually need them to look pretty and that those things actually work. Now, he's saying women are trying to impose that culture on men.

I guess he's just a bit anti-metrosexual.He may be, just a little.

My dad makes fun of me a lot, too. The way I dress, the fact that sometimes I'm in the bathroom for like 15 mins doing things to take care of my appearance, but usually that's only when I'm about to go out with friends.

I figure that it's not a problem unless I cannot leave the house without 15 mins of preparation.

[B.A.Baracus]

they do work you are just saying they dont on no basis whatosever lol

Have you TRIED? no. lol. so shutup :)

Nice to see your back, if you get banned again Ill kill you myself.

[Nuts]

Chaos is one hairy mofo.

/observation

[IrishDutchman]

they do work you are just saying they dont on no basis whatosever lol

Have you TRIED? no. lol. so shutup

let's just put it this way:
I don't think 'eucalyptus extract' will help me 'revitalise' my skin. ;)

BTW, looking at the 'Post Yourself' thread, I can safely say cosmetics do not work. if you're saying you've tried them ;)

[GrassDragon]

http://static.flickr.com/72/177173805_907124405d.jpg?v=0

Me and some friends at an IHOP in Oklahoma.

[kongurous]

they do work you are just saying they dont on no basis whatosever lol

Have you TRIED? no. lol. so shutup :)

I don't like cosmetics, they seem like a mask or an escape from your true self, which is stupid because once you bathe, it'll just be apparent.

Besides, having peered into my girlfriend's medicine cabinet, it seems to be too expensive :P

And when I looked at Chaos, I see a chubby Brad Pitt o_O

[Spartan-II]

Chaos: YA RLY.

The only thing cosmetic I use is acne wipes.

[CrazyTom]

Grass Dragon - which one's you?

Second from the left = (okay, I searched for a smiley but there weren't any appropriate :rolleyes: ) well-hot.

[Spartan-II]

Last guy on the right. Skinny nerdy one in the white shirt.

[GrassDragon]

Last guy on the right. Skinny nerdy one in the white shirt.
Bingo!

[dunchy]

ORLY??

Damn kid, you might want to take down your picture, DesertEagle might be pleasuring himself with that image of you. :D

[ChaosZon]

And when I looked at Chaos, I see a chubby Brad Pitt o_O

well i have lost 20lbs in the last two months

ten - fifteen more and maybe ill just be brad pitt, thatd be nice what guy wouldnt want to look like brad pitt

angelina's an active bisexual you know... fucking lucky brad pitt...

Damn kid, you might want to take down your picture, DesertEagle might be pleasuring himself with that image of you.

OHSNAP I DIDNT HAVE A SHIRT ON =/

[Holocaust]

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/1849/00005390rb.th.gif (http://img160.imageshack.us/my.php?image=00005390rb.gif)
Me playing something

[xallie]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b57/allieisamazing/headliness.jpg

[CrazyTom]

:o

*takes cold shower*

Wow, Xaille, are you like a model or something?

[Kingscrab]

:o

*takes cold shower*

Wow, Xaille, are you like a model or something? Jesus, dude. You need to find a date.

[ChaosZon]

no she just knows how to put on makeup like any other girl that isn't retarded =)

[CrazyTom]

Kingscrab - Meh... the only girl I really like and have liked for years now (she's my bestest ever buddy) will never go out with me, so I consider girlfriends a lost cause. On the plus side, I get to freely compliment beautiful women.

ChaosZon - :P

[ChaosZon]

Kingscrab - Meh... the only girl I really like and have liked for years now (she's my bestest ever buddy) will never go out with me, so I consider girlfriends a lost cause. On the plus side, I get to freely compliment beautiful women.


on the negative side you're wasting the best years of your life

oh wow shes your bestest buddy yeah i had a bestest girl buddy too... did i ever fuck her? no. go out with her? no. by the time i actually tried to get with her the idea was way too weird for her, she said it would have been like fucking her brother

im sure she has boyfriends, do you really think that what you have with her is deeper than what she has with her boyfriends? BS

there's absolutely no reason you shouldnt have what she has, even if its not with her. stop kidding yourself dude =/

[IrishDutchman]

Chaos, take it easy. If Tom wants to live his life the way he does, let him.

IMHO I think Tom should just go on with life and look for someone else. Just because someone you like is not more then a buddy, doesn't make girlfriends are a 'lost cause'.

Plenty more fish in the sea, mate!

[CrazyTom]

Meh... personality deficit. Anyways, I'm not saying I won't go out with anyone else, just that I'm not looking at the moment. Anyways, I guess with her if we did ever go out, it wouldn't work out and then everything would be FUBAR, if you'll excuse the term. And the last breakup I had screwed me up rather badly.

Anyways, thanks for your sympathy NastyApe. Krab and Zon... leave me alone.

:topic:

NastyApe, have you posted a piccy yet?

Edit: Plenty of other fish in the sea? Yes, but I'd probably catch more if I had a longer rod... ;)
Sorry, had to be said. :P

[SHISHKABOB]

Yeah he has, and he is a ickle little youngster. Page 25 or something.

[CrazyTom]

That's odd, I could've sworn NA said somewhere that he was a girl... :o Musta mistaken him for someone else. Never mind.

[TinyDancer]

Something smells fishy.

[Spartan-II]

That's what she said.

Crazy: My advice is to move on. I did something similiar 8th grade, it didn't work out and it turned out she was a shallow bitch anyway. Haha!

[CrazyTom]

Correction: It didn't*used* to be about love advice. :P

Joke. I guess I want to wait 'till after University anyhow, so it's all moot. I'm a marriage kind of guy. But thanks guys.

Anyways, back on topic... quite hard when you only have one picture of yourself on your comp... I guess I'm not as vain as the rest of you! :P

[ChaosZon]

all i'm saying is convince yourself all you want that you're perfectly happy the way things are now...

but it's a terrible lie and you'll realize that someday =)

[xallie]

:o

*takes cold shower*

Wow, Xaille, are you like a model or something?
i wish, that would be awesome sitting in front of a camera and making money for it, instead of the slave labor i have to do right now :|

[ScottieIWU]

i wish, that would be awesome sitting in front of a camera and making money for it, instead of the slave labor i have to do right now :|Jesus H. Christ where the hell did you come from, lol.

I love the angle, it says a lot.

[ChaosZon]

that would be awesome sitting in front of a camera and making money for it

*cough*

but if you were that kinda girl... well no most guys wouldn't care =)

[ScottieIWU]

*cough*

but if you were that kinda girl... well no most guys wouldn't care =)Is there a reason that every time a girl shows up at WB the guys turn into complete pervs who seem to be stepping all over their own tongues?

Just an observation...

[claus]

Wow nice picture xallie. Looks like an expert took it to me.

[Spartan-II]

Now guys, be nice. Don't chase the girlie off with your hormones and crude jokes. We could use more estrogen around this place.

[CrazyTom]

Too late.

[BIGDB]

It's about damned time, right?
I finally got the stuff to be able to hook my camera up to my computer ^_^

Behold the glory...

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7254/me25gt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Yep. It's me. Messy hair and all.
Funny shot, eh?

[Rayne]

Well, now that Im posting here again, might aswell put some pictures of myself up.


http://img507.imageshack.us/my.php?image=avariceday6sy.jpg

http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=avarice4ou.jpg


Me with long hair. But this was a while ago. I cut my hair about a week ago, pretty damn short. I'll be sure to let you guys see that sight.

[U-238]

It's about damned time, right?
I finally got the stuff to be able to hook my camera up to my computer

Behold the glory...



Yep. It's me. Messy hair and all.
Funny shot, eh?

Dang, that looked about like me after I saw that pic :P

[BIGDB]

^_^ Yeah, I have a fairly stupid smile... So I tried to think of something else.

[Kingscrab]

Is there a reason that every time someone posts a photo of an asian chick up at WB the guys turn into complete pervs who seem to be stepping all over their own tongues? Fixed that for ya' Scottie. ;) Wow nice picture xallie. Looks like an expert took it to me. Probably not too far from the truth.

Back to your kennels you mongrels!

[hammocksleeper]

Wow nice picture xallie. Looks like an expert took it to me.
why, because it's out of focus? haha :)

[Schwitzer]

^_^ Yeah, I have a fairly stupid smile... So I tried to think of something else.
When I saw your photo the first thing that came to mind was "Frodo."

[TinyDancer]

It's about damned time, right?
I finally got the stuff to be able to hook my camera up to my computer ^_^

Behold the glory...

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7254/me25gt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Yep. It's me. Messy hair and all.
Funny shot, eh?

Haha, cute.

[kongurous]

It's about damned time, right?
I finally got the stuff to be able to hook my camera up to my computer ^_^

Behold the glory...

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7254/me25gt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Yep. It's me. Messy hair and all.
Funny shot, eh?


Don't you mean... this? http://i.gleeson.us/b2/0504/frodo.jpg

[Kingscrab]

Don't you mean... this? http://i.gleeson.us/b2/0504/frodo.jpg Hahahaha! So PRECIOUS! :D

[TinyDancer]

I painted the maple leaf on my face and took a picture in preparation for my trip to Canada which starts this Sunday. :)

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6413/canadaeh0lv.jpg

My server is being stupid and it won't let me upload. Blah.

[Sikawtic]

Tom + Spartan: I have to wash my hair everyday :( it's quite greasy

[U-238]

Wear a hat.

[BIGDB]

Damnit... I shouldn't have posted anything... lmao... *Hits self*

[Spartan-II]

Sikawtic: That sucks, my hair isn't very greasy, but sweat and dirt mandate washing with shampoo every other day.

BIGDB: Why do you look so surprised? Did you scare yourself?

[TinyDancer]

The good thing about having a job (which is over now, but meh)

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1329/moneys5ju.jpg

[hammocksleeper]

I wash my hair everyday....doesn't it feel better when it's clean?

[Rayne]

I've posted my self with long hair. However I've cut my hair recently. Tell me what you guys think.

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1038/upstanding5ea.png

[B.A.Baracus]

Just when I was in doubt, you guys remind me of how much I love it here.

Guy1- "Oh my gawd, a pretty new girl! Will you marry me and make me complete!!"

Guy2- "ZOMG stop scaring the hot girls away, theres hardly enough as it is!!"

I love you guys, don't ever change:D

Anyway, TD those last few pics were, grrrrowwll;)

[Nuts]

Sarah, you have pretty eyes.

/I mean that in a totally harmless way, so as not to get anybody excited.

[TinyDancer]

Sarah, you have pretty eyes.

/I mean that in a totally harmless way, so as not to get anybody excited.

Do you mean this Sarah or SarahK? If you mean this one, thanks. :)

[SarahK]

mine glow with the flames of a trillion souls in eternal torment

[U-238]

mine glow with the flames of a trillion souls in eternal torment

Yea, pretty much anything will glow with flames, given enough time in your torment. :P

[kongurous]

mine glow with the flames of a trillion souls in eternal torment


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/xolademoness/Image213.jpg

I don't see a trillion souls burning in eternal torment. Another baseless claim of pretentiousness, I say.

[B.A.Baracus]

Wow, why is it when originality runs dry sarah becomes the default butt of any joke?
Chieftain likem originality, warboards members don't.

[kongurous]

Wow, why is it when originality runs dry sarah becomes the default butt of any joke?
Chieftain likem originality, warboards members don't.

Why is it you come by at the most inopportune times and spout nothing but idiocy? I've contributed to this forum more than you have, and I'm the butt-end of every joke when Sarah isn't around.

[Ubergopher]

Wow, why is it when originality runs dry sarah becomes the default butt of any joke?
Because she is Satan's spawn and deserves nothing but contempt for his attempts at being outrageous, humorus and whatever else she tries to be. Except a bitch, she succedes in being that.

[B.A.Baracus]

Why is it you come by at the most inopportune times and spout nothing but idiocy? I've contributed to this forum more than you have, and I'm the butt-end of every joke when Sarah isn't around.

My good sir, spouting, spreading idiocy has been my line of work for the latter of 18 years. I also dabble in smart-assology and trolling bastardry.
Maybe when you and sarah arnt around I could be the ass of a joke:rolleyes:
I can dream cant I?

[DragonPaladin]

[QUOTE]I don't see a trillion souls burning in eternal torment./QUOTE]

It appears as if you're trying to destroy the soul of the cameraman though...>_>

[B.A.Baracus]

I don't see a trillion souls burning in eternal torment.

All I see is a cheesy poet:rolleyes:

[Sperate]

If the one pisture of me in a suit didn't have the suit and everything off-center, I'd post it..I think I have another one though, somewhere..

http://up.kupatrix.org/f/37/GlassesL.jpg

this is me at mock trial (I wasn't a lawyer that night, hence no suit). Yes, I know I look like an idiot, thanks. Come to think of it, there are some picutes of me that should be better from the dance, but we need to develop them and I leave for a 'vacation' (read: time from hell) soon...won't get them until we get back.

[Nuts]

Do you mean this Sarah or SarahK? If you mean this one, thanks. :)
I meant you, the original Sarah. ;)

[CrazyTom]

The second SarahK has nothing on the original, the tiniest of all dancers ever to dance...
Sweepstake until how long 'till 'SkankyPunk' gets banned. First dibs - 50p on three days.

:banned:

BTW: As stated elswhere SarahK = Kate from LOST!

Reason: Beautiful but eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil... :P

Edit:

*looks around*
*sees no SarahK*
*sees Kong*
*grins*

Kong smells of chip pans!

:P

[Ktan]

Well, as promised, me in my prom suit. It's not the best pic, but meh.

[CrazyTom]

*hums Matrix theme tume*

[Rayne]

Honestly, in my opinion, you guys are getting borderline pathetic. No offense to all of the girls on WB, but really, you're not that hot. Im putting it in a format as gentle as possible. Not that hot. Now, if I wanted to be completely honest, I would have used some other words. But thats just me. Its good to see nerds world wide can still gawk at mediocre girls on forums with that same sad intensity.


But then again this is only my opinion. Note that none of you need pay attention.

:P

[dunchy]

Nice picture Big. Don't worry about that punk kid, he'll be gone by tomorrow.

[Rayne]

Thanks for the support guys!

[hammocksleeper]

OK, trying something new here. If you flame you're getting banned.

[Fenguin]

Honestly, in my opinion, you guys are getting borderline pathetic. No offense to all of the girls on WB, but really, you're not that hot. Im putting it in a format as gentle as possible. Not that hot. Now, if I wanted to be completely honest, I would have used some other words. But thats just me. Its good to see nerds world wide can still gawk at mediocre girls on forums with that same sad intensity.


But then again this is only my opinion. Note that none of you need pay attention.

:P

you know what they say - in a land of sheep, even a toothless wolf is king.

btw skunkypunk, you're funny but try to direct insults at the less sensitive members on this forum (aka me) so that you don't piss anyone off.

[Nuts]

Hammocksleeper, I tell you what, you do your job and I'll avoid the flames. You're going to allow people to make nasty comments and when someone like myself replies, attempting to correct said behavior, you delete it?

Yet this remains?
http://www.warboards.org/showpost.php?p=336549&postcount=587

This is proof positive that not only are you the absolute worst moderator on the face of this planet, but you've got an obvious axe to grind and the sparks are aimed in my general direction.

I tell you what, ban me, kick me out, delete me account, I could screw with you all day long via proxy, but it's not worth it. This site has been on a slow downward spiral for the last few months anyway. You're just helping to add to the perpetual shit-hole by moderating via insecurity and bias. It's obvious that you care little about moderating and more about controlling the conversation.

Maybe I should create a "demote Hammocksleeper" thread. Is it too much to ask that you do your job instead of chasing after your little personal vendetta's?

Why don't you do your job and ban people like this?
http://www.warboards.org/search.php?searchid=95674

Go ahead, move or delete this post too. You can't handle the truth anyway.

Edit: By the way, I hope you didn't delete those posts. That's a blatant violation of the moderator rules.

[GenocideAlive]

Honestly, in my opinion, you guys are getting borderline pathetic. No offense to all of the girls on WB, but really, you're not that hot. Im putting it in a format as gentle as possible. Not that hot. Now, if I wanted to be completely honest, I would have used some other words. But thats just me. Its good to see nerds world wide can still gawk at mediocre girls on forums with that same sad intensity.


But then again this is only my opinion. Note that none of you need pay attention.
It's OK, most of us know you for whom you are: a bitchy little attention-whore. You've got your nose in the air like someone gives a damn about what your snotty French opinion is.

[kongurous]

It's OK, most of us know you for whom you are: a bitchy little attention-whore. You've got your nose in the air like someone gives a damn about what your snotty French opinion is.

He isn't technically French... but Canada's close enough :P

[B.A.Baracus]

He isn't technically French... but Canada's close enough :P

I would use the term, "frozen Frenchmen"

[Ubergopher]

He isn't technically French... but Canada's close enough
Actually he's WORSE because not even the French want him. Poor bastard. Imagine how bad you must be if the FRENCH are ashamed of you.

[DragonPaladin]

id you learn that from your dominatrix father or your other dominatrix father?

K, two fathers = no child, thx.

No offense to all of the girls on WB, but really, you're not that hot. Im putting it in a format as gentle as possible. Not that hot.

I'm still promoting my rule that all hot girls don't use the computer enough to go on forums.

[dunchy]

I'll have to post some drunk pictures of me (and I mean DRUNK) to hopefully calm all this down. I'm sticking out of this particular argument moment though. :S

[hammocksleeper]

Hammocksleeper, I tell you what, you do your job and I'll avoid the flames. You're going to allow people to make nasty comments and when someone like myself replies, attempting to correct said behavior, you delete it?

Yet this remains?
http://www.warboards.org/showpost.php?p=336549&postcount=587

This is proof positive that not only are you the absolute worst moderator on the face of this planet, but you've got an obvious axe to grind and the sparks are aimed in my general direction.

I tell you what, ban me, kick me out, delete me account, I could screw with you all day long via proxy, but it's not worth it. This site has been on a slow downward spiral for the last few months anyway. You're just helping to add to the perpetual shit-hole by moderating via insecurity and bias. It's obvious that you care little about moderating and more about controlling the conversation.

Maybe I should create a "demote Hammocksleeper" thread. Is it too much to ask that you do your job instead of chasing after your little personal vendetta's?

Why don't you do your job and ban people like this?
http://www.warboards.org/search.php?searchid=95674

Go ahead, move or delete this post too. You can't handle the truth anyway.

Edit: By the way, I hope you didn't delete those posts. That's a blatant violation of the moderator rules.

Heh, sorry bud. You really seem to have a lot of shit going on in your head. I think you might need extra help besides me to get that straightened out, but I'll try to explain a few things for you.

Action has already been taken on the skunky issue. You don't have to worry about it. And thanks for reminding me of my duties as a moderator. Your posts were not deleted, but moved to to the staff forum where the rest of the staff can examine what occurred and express their support for my actions.

For future reference, regardless of what you believe, calling another member a "vindictive little prick," a "pretentious asshole" and other nasty things is not "attempting to correct behavior." It is flaming and as you can see it is not tolerated.

By threatening to break the rules by screwing with me via proxy in a personal vendetta of your own, you only show me how immature and shortsighted grown men can be sometimes. You were on the staff, you had a chance to make a difference. You chose not to. Don't criticize the staff now. If you got beef, the PM box is always there, and believe me, it is my pleasure to answer it.

I think what I've said is reasonable. Do you understand it? Because if you are still having trouble, warboards just might not be the place for you.

[Neo]

zomg, i deleted those posts :(

Nuts, i love ya and such, but your not on staff anymore. Kinda unfair to start bitching about us. You were one of us once! *que funky music*

=P

-Neo

[Zerg_eater]

http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/7728/p50900594dw.jpg
omg GD!

OMG 5000th POST!!!
whoa grassdragon i thought u were younger

[Nuts]

Edited for content.

I think it's best if I just don't say anything at this point.

[U-238]

Hey nuts, did you ever post yourself? (or is that skeleton dude in the picture you?)

[Markpyro]

whoa grassdragon i thought u were younger
He's going into junior year of HS next year. (right? I remember because you're in the same grade as my friend >.>)

[DragonPaladin]

He's going into junior year of HS next year. (right? I remember because you're in the same grade as my friend >.>

Putting him at about...16-17.

[TinyDancer]

Putting him at about...16-17.

He turned 16 last December.

I meant you, the original Sarah. ;)

Thanks then. :)

The second SarahK has nothing on the original, the tiniest of all dancers ever to dance...

Haha...something like that.

[GrassDragon]

Since it seems you all know my life story, why should I need to post? :P

I'll turn 17 this December and I would go into my Junior year of highschool (if I were staying in the US and actually went to a normal school...). But now I'm going into 2nd grade at Gymnázium Metodova!

[dunchy]

Since it seems you all know my life story, why should I need to post? :P

I'll turn 17 this December and I would go into my Junior year of highschool (if I were staying in the US and actually went to a normal school...). But now I'm going into 2nd grade at Gymnázium Metodova!

When you graduate I'll be very close to my 10 year reunion. You young kids..appreciate what you have right now dude.

and U-238, that is nuts. After all, he's probably the oldest guy here. $5 bucks says he's wearing depends and in a old folks home right now :D

[Ktan]

Let's get this back on topic. I'm seeing Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest today, and was told to come APAP (as piratey as possible)

Here ye goooo! ARGH!
http://wiki.kupatrix.org/images/e/e3/Webpiratejim.jpg

[Seal]

you look pretty YARRRRish there, heh

[TinyDancer]

No fair! You get it a day before us! :(

[Schwitzer]

I just got home from seeing it :D

[TinyDancer]

I just got home from seeing it :D


Arrr I'll be needin' to keelhaul ya scurvy cur, yarr.

[U-238]

and U-238, that is nuts. After all, he's probably the oldest guy here. $5 bucks says he's wearing depends and in a old folks home right now

Wow, that'd put him around what? 156-210?

You young kids..appreciate what you have right now dude.

Yea, Enjoy it before you end up like nuts. :P

[B.A.Baracus]

Dunch, you have no idea what your talking about. Depends suck, they don't absorb shit,(no pun intended)
Believe me, I know.
I..err my granpa uses Luckies.. Like I..er gramps always said, you just cant depend on Depends.

[U-238]

Dunch, you have no idea what your talking about. Depends suck, they don't absorb shit,(no pun intended)
Believe me, I know.
I..err my granpa uses Luckies.. Like I..er gramps always said, you just cant depend on Depends.

Yes babs we know you only use them when you're going to get oh so "drunk" :rolleyes"

[B.A.Baracus]

Yes babs we know you only use them when you're going to get oh so "drunk" :rolleyes"

Your attempt at humor is amusing, however its irrelevant to what I said, and its just plain not funny.
Why don't you stick to starcraft, and stay out of the grown folks business. And if I ever get a web cam or something I promise to post a pick for all you little non-believers.

[Neu(t)ral Damage]

Hey I finally got a good pic of myself. taken two days ago.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i281/Staberinde/ME.jpg

[B.A.Baracus]

Hey I finally got a good pic of myself. taken two days ago.
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i281/Staberinde/ME.jpg

Thats really, really creepy. You look ALOT like I used to in mid school, before I shaved my hair.
Creepy..

[Neu(t)ral Damage]

You know what're creepy are those last two avatars you've had.

Where's your pic BA?

btw I passed my audition. You're reading a message from the newest member of Army Reserve 91st Divison Band of the Wild West!

[B.A.Baracus]

You know what're creepy are those last two avatars you've had.

Where's your pic BA?

btw I passed my audition. You're reading a message from the newest member of Army Reserve 91st Divison Band of the Wild West!

Meh, I dont have a web cam, dont worry Ill post pics some how. Oh, I didnt mean you were creepy, its just creepy that you look very similar to me when I was in middle school.

[Neu(t)ral Damage]

middle school?!:mad:

[B.A.Baracus]

middle school?!:mad:
uuuggg, you look like I did in mid school, only you look older, happy? I didnt mean to say you look young.

[Neu(t)ral Damage]

I'm just messin' with you, man. :P

[B.A.Baracus]

I'm just messin' with you, man. :P

You know that hair might have to go by by:D

[GenocideAlive]

Well, I can't think of a better place to insert myself into the thread. However, I'll have to get my friend's camera to get upped. I know you await, breathless.

[kongurous]

Well, I can't think of a better place to insert myself into the thread. However, I'll have to get my friend's camera to get upped. I know you await, breathless.

God yes, I just want to fill my eyes with your divine manliness!

[CrazyTom]

Don't we all...?

[Schwitzer]

I think I've already seen a picture of GA... you had a shaved head and were holding a baby, weren't you?

[Spartan-II]

Yeah, but we want more recent pictures.

Didn't Xenon submit that pic to hotornot or something? Didn't he get like a 7?

[MatGeo]

I'm gonna submit a pic...I'm the one in the orange T-shirt...

Here's another pic i posted in a thread: http://www.warboards.org/showthread.php?t=18517&page=8

[GenocideAlive]

Yeah, but we want more recent pictures.

Didn't Xenon submit that pic to hotornot or something? Didn't he get like a 7?
Yeah, it was a little disturbing to have Xenon hitting on me or whatever he thought he was doing. I gots a 7.6! Which is really weird, because you don't know if they were giving the baby 7.5 and just .1 for me as a pity point.

I'm looking to show off my aerodynamic haircut.

[Black.Ice]

After a lot of digging, here it is: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EZOUASH-GBB

You're at an 8.4. haha

[hammocksleeper]

lol that's great, BI. i swear there's something about men holding babies.

[Darkslayer633]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f327/Darkslayer633/Theboys.jpg


I am the dude with the glasses, easy enough.

[Spartan-II]

Finally, a not blurry picture of me. That's me and my girlfriend at a friends house. If you can't tell who's who i'm gonna hurt you.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8862/meashley3gk.jpg

Kong: No Comments about the usual. I will donkey punch you if you do.

[B.A.Baracus]

Cant decide who's hair is prettier..

[Spartan-II]

Probably mine. She dyed her hair and it's starting to fade. My color is all natural, bitches. Also, the hair comments are lame and fucking annoying.

'look at me! i r b orignal and say stuf about his hayer lolz!!1'

Seriously, shut the fuck up. I decided to grow it out, and i've taken enough flak for it. Now is the time to shut your fucking mouth.

[B.A.Baracus]

Probably mine. She dyed her hair and it's starting to fade. My color is all natural, bitches. Also, the hair comments are lame and fucking annoying.

'look at me! i r b orignal and say stuf about his hayer lolz!!1'

Seriously, shut the fuck up. I decided to grow it out, and i've taken enough flak for it. Now is the time to shut your fucking mouth.

I would know nothing about that, seeing as how I had hair the same length for about 3 years.;)
One day I got lazy and decided to let it grow out, a few years later I got tired of it and shaved meself bald again.
I don't think theres anything wrong with a dude having long hair, except its a bitch to take care of, no hair is just easier:P

[Spartan-II]

It is a bitch sometimes. I also catch flak for tying it back. Luckily, i'm bigger than most of the people who make comments and can set them straight easily. Anyway, let's drop this. It's teh spam or something.

[kongurous]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8862/meashley3gk.jpg

Kong: No Comments about the usual. I will donkey punch you if you do.

...Boobs. Larger than average boobs.

[Spartan-II]

Kong, I already donkey punched you on IRC, so meh.

Anyway, that picture was actually taken 2 1/2 hours ago. So yeah, it's recent.

[DragonPaladin]

Omg! I can't tell them apart! both have long hair D: My only identifier is gone!

[Neu(t)ral Damage]

Your girl is very pretty:o

[U-238]

Yea, the gf'ds hots. You on the other hand...

[GenocideAlive]

Probably mine. She dyed her hair and it's starting to fade. My color is all natural, bitches. Also, the hair comments are lame and fucking annoying.

DOKNEYPUNC DONKEYFPUNCH DONKEY PUNCH1!1

'look at me! i r b orignal and say stuf about his hayer lolz!!1'

Seriously, shut the fuck up. I decided to grow it out, and i've taken enough flak for it. Now is the time to shut your fucking mouth.
...I'm getting really sorry that I ever elected to use that phrase. If you're going to use it, please don't try to interject it into sentences like the word "gosh" or "darn". It really doesn't work. Additionally of note, it's not a fancy kung-fu move, so telling another guy that you're going to donkey punch him over and over while arguing about your long hair does nothing for your image.

By the way, your hair sucks. There's a reason people give you flak about it, it looks like shit. Do yourself and everybody else a favor: cut it off and drop the "pretentious douchebag" look. This isn't the 70s and you aren't Mitch from Dazed and Confused. Move on.

[DragonPaladin]

Your hair looks like it'll be longer then hers soon...

[Schwitzer]

...I'm getting really sorry that I ever elected to use that phrase. If you're going to use it, please don't try to interject it into sentences like the word "gosh" or "darn". It really doesn't work. Additionally of note, it's not a fancy kung-fu move, so telling another guy that you're going to donkey punch him over and over while arguing about your long hair does nothing for your image.
Yeah. I was about to comment that I don't think Spartan-II understands what "donkey punch" actually means, because his usage of the term is... dubious.

[dunchy]

...I'm getting really sorry that I ever elected to use that phrase. If you're going to use it, please don't try to interject it into sentences like the word "gosh" or "darn". It really doesn't work. Additionally of note, it's not a fancy kung-fu move, so telling another guy that you're going to donkey punch him over and over while arguing about your long hair does nothing for your image.

By the way, your hair sucks. There's a reason people give you flak about it, it looks like shit. Do yourself and everybody else a favor: cut it off and drop the "pretentious douchebag" look. This isn't the 70s and you aren't Mitch from Dazed and Confused. Move on.


Beautiful, nobody could do it better. Nobody.

/Mr. Lube speech.

[kongurous]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+punch

I feel dirty.

[Ubergopher]

Yeah, me too... I think I'm going to go cry now.

[Spartan-II]

Wow. I know exactly what donkey punch means. Punching someone in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex, I knew that before kong posted the fucking link. I'm in high school, I heard this shit every day. I'm not some little kid who decides to use an insult because I hear the 'big kids' saying it.

Fuck you guys, I like my hair this way. If you don't like it, get the fuck over it. If it bothers you so god damn much you can elect not to look at the god damn pictures. I like it, my girlfriend likes it, and thats all that fucking matters.

Neutral: Thanks, i'm lucky, she actually got ahold of me.

Also, the height difference doesn't get in the way.

[kongurous]

Cool the cursing...

[DragonPaladin]

If it bothers you so god damn much you can elect not to look at the god damn pictures.

You kinda forced em on us. If you were going to give us the option of looking or not, please include a page where we can either choose to A) Exit without seeing the picture or B) Enter and resolve any responsibility from massive internal hemorraging that might come about from looking at your picture.

I like it, my girlfriend likes it, and thats all that fucking matters.

I'm sorry if the opinion of the rest of humanity...I mean, humanity doesn't matter to you.

[Kingscrab]

By the way, your hair sucks. There's a reason people give you flak about it, it looks like shit. Meh. *shrug* Looks just like every other dude with long hair. Your hair is just fine Spartan. I really don't see what the big deal is or why this has turned into a lynch mob. Spartan-II has long hair. Big fucking deal. Is this the first time you guys have seen a guy with long hair?? OMFG!!! I hear banjos! :o

btw: Spartan, i don't think this would have happened if weren't getting so freakin' defensive. Really, why do you give a shit about anyone's opinion? I'm sorry if the opinion of the rest of humanity...I mean, humanity doesn't matter to you. What the fuck does he care. He's getting play from a hottie. When was the last time you had a date, DP? You should be thankful he's posting a photo of his hot girlfriend for you look at. No go back to spankin' it, son. :rolleyes:

[GenocideAlive]

Meh. *shrug* Looks just like every other dude with long hair.
Uh, no he doesn't. How many guys have you seen with long hair?
Your hair is just fine Spartan. I really don't see what the big deal is or why this has turned into a lynch mob. Spartan-II has long hair. Big fucking deal. Is this the first time you guys have seen a guy with long hair?? OMFG!!! I hear banjos!
Yeah, this is pretty much why everybody is fucking irritated. Nobody can make a comment about not liking long hair without you and some other spaz making some retarded comments: STFUFF NOOB1!1 I DONKERY PUNCH YOAUY!1 BANAJJOS!! GODODAMN GODDAMAN!!

And btw, I'm not going to start janking on his gf b/c there's pretty much no call for that, but I will say this: his girlfriend isn't ugly, but she's not OMFG HWAWT!!1 either. So you can stop acting like she's a supermodel, thx.

[CrazyTom]

*ignores GA*

Spartan, as a guy with aspirations of hirsuiteness, I salute your tawny locks. I'd love to have hair as long as that - I'm trying to grow it at the mo, but my Drama+Theatre and Performance Studies courses mean I have to keep it out of my eyes - and it's not long enough to tie back, yet. Grrr.

Kudos to you for the GF, dude. She certainly looks like a good catch, I obviously can't say personality wise, but still: :tup:

[Kingscrab]

Uh, no he doesn't. How many guys have you seen with long hair? ??? A lot. Last i checked, it isn't 1940, amigo. It's pretty damn common. You make it sound like a guy with long hair is a rare occurance or something. :confused:

[U-238]

??? A lot. Last i checked, it isn't 1940, amigo. It's pretty damn common. You make it sound like a guy with long hair is a rare occurance or something.

Or a guy with long hair is just gay..

[SarahK]

I only said the things GA was too polite to say :p

[B.A.Baracus]

I love you and GA :D
yo sarah, you know this is probebly it for you right?

[CrazyTom]

EDIT: Omg, she had post #666!

Figures. SarahK is a demoness by her own admission.

You got a BF, SarahK? if you have, no comment. But if you haven't, making comments about another guy's GF smacks of jealousy...

Anyways, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so nothing you :lame: people can say or do will change Spartan's opinion - of himself, or his girlfriend. So stop trying.

Fenguin's got a lot of harming to do against all the people who've disobeyed the rules on this thread.

[GrassDragon]

Chill out SarahK. No bashing people's looks.

[Spartan-II]

Woah, now that I look back on it, I was defensive. It just gets really old having hicks and preps commenting on my fucking hair all the time. I realize it's my choice, and that I should take all the shit that's thrown at me because of it, but damn it gets annoying.

GA: Kong and I have alot of little sexual innuendos and jokes we throw around all the time. I guess i'll just leave those out of 'public' conversations from now on. I can understand that it would be annoying seeing it.

U-238: Sounds like you need your stereotypes adjusted. Most gay people don't have long hair. Also, alot of guys in my area have long hair. It's just a fad, I suppose.

And thanks to the people who weren't jackasses. And yeah, she was a good catch, thanks. She's not a supermodel, but fuck, who is? I find that peoples imperfections are what make them interesting. And personality wise, we get along great. She's almost as weird as me, and a fraction as nerdy.

[U-238]

U-238: Sounds like you need your stereotypes adjusted. Most gay people don't have long hair. Also, alot of guys in my area have long hair. It's just a fad, I suppose.


Meh, I wasn't implying you were gay. (Well duh! you've got a gf!) I just think long hair looks gay because it's mans attempt to look more feminine. I ain't got no problem with it.

Suuunshine!!!!

[kongurous]

Meh, I wasn't implying you were gay. (Well duh! you've got a gf!) I just think long hair looks gay because it's mans attempt to look more feminine. I ain't got no problem with it.

Suuunshine!!!!

Stereotypically, gay men don't have long hair.

[DragonPaladin]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/Dragonpaladin/lkj.jpg

Me in the dark. Bad camera XD

[B.A.Baracus]

This same argument just got erased earlier today :D:D:D

[DragonPaladin]

Yea, looks like Neo owned it for some reasons.

[Beef]

Why the fuck must we argue about someones damn hair? It's his damn hair, and his choice. Leave him alone.

[DragonPaladin]

Cause we're all arrogant bigots with opinions :D

[Spartan-II]

Thanks, Beef. I appreciate it, but I realized that I don't care about it anymore. It's the internet, i'm probably never going to meet any of them, and their opinions don't matter to me.

<3 All.